Sunday, September 11, 2016

Watch That First Step

  • A 17-year-old boy suspected in a west suburban carjacking jumped to his death from an Eisenhower Expressway overpass while trying to run away from authorities Friday night, according to Illinois State Police.

    About 8:15 p.m., state troopers joined Hillside police in a chase on Interstate 290 after four people stole a vehicle at gunpoint earlier in the day.

    The vehicle stopped on the overpass at Harlem and the four suspects got out, police said. One jumped down to the expressway and died.

    The teen was identified by the Cook County medical examiner’s office as Tyrece Coleman of the 7400 block of South St. Lawrence in Chicago.
Another aspiring astronaut and heart surgeon cut down just as he was turning it all around. We heard that car would have put him through grad school.

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101 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe I can fly...I believe I can...AAAAHHHHH, SPLAT.

9/11/2016 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was an Honor Roll student.

9/11/2016 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a creepy habit of looking up dead offenders on Facebook. Then I bounce around their list of friends. The pics they post, the conversations they have, the lifestyle... I just don't get it. How can anyone say they have a plan to fix it? It would take generations to undo.

9/11/2016 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now let's wait to hear how the family is going to turn this into the ghetto lottery.

9/11/2016 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sudden deceleration trauma. Buh-bye.

9/11/2016 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tyrece. Another of those crazy Norwegian kids... Tsk.

9/11/2016 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Revolversaurus (ret) said...

Damn! It worked on TV! That Darwin guy sure knew his shit!

9/11/2016 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How far of a drop is it you think?

9/11/2016 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that chases either car or foot were disallowed. The involved officers should have some very serious explaining to do. As a result another valuable young life was lost.

9/11/2016 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His mom will sue the police and lovey and lovey will take the case, and they will sue the state because the guardrail wasn't high enough

9/11/2016 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Democrats are installing netting next week so no other youf tragically loses his life like that again.

9/11/2016 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I believe I can fly" was a song...dummy.

9/11/2016 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm surprised he died...I figured he'd be dunking a basketball by next week. You'd think the baggy pants would have acted as a makeshift parachute. Damn laws of physics...must have missed that class at CPS.

9/11/2016 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd be pissed if dude came through my windshield. Even if I was listening to the hit "It's raining men."

9/11/2016 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only he had looked before he leapt.

9/11/2016 03:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now he is a good piece of shit. Good riddance.

9/11/2016 03:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He thought he was "Super fly".. John Shaft from the old 70' movie, wow, he gone now.

That Ike closes down for at least 3 days a week after these flies like the Ike up or other high crimes. When "Super Fly" hit the inbound traffic, call for a hosing and call it a day.

Let' see who get' to first file suit, his mama should take the jump to be with him if she cares so much.

This ghetto shit 24/7 is beyond old already.

9/11/2016 04:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad to see the fine citizens of Chicago are spreading their diverse culture to the suburbs now too.

Thank you Rahm and the Chicago Democrat Machine.

9/11/2016 04:14:00 AM  
Blogger JohnL said...

One less thug to worry about. Good.
Police Lives Matter!

9/11/2016 04:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is reported that a certain Evanston Aldercreature was overhead bemoaning the fact that nobody should die simply because they borrowed a car.

9/11/2016 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where does the line for the lawsuits start?

9/11/2016 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A truly feel good story. Sounds like he got what he deserved. Don't be a degenerate and these things won't happen, it's that simple.

9/11/2016 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we will be held responsible no matter what. Related to this can someone please tell me. When we try to stop someone in a car and they make a conscious decision to flee and they crash into someone. How are we liable for damages when we have not crashed into any thing. Does the city pay because they are in bed with the lawyers who have made suing the police a cottage industry.

9/11/2016 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IDOT, Hillside PD, State Police, Oak Park PD, Designer of the bridge and Chicago PD (for good measure) will all be sued by the loving family
When will the police realize that boosting cars is part of the culture of the "community" that cops don't understand?
Stand down

9/11/2016 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great news, he eventually would have killed someone in the near future.

9/11/2016 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "Man" got him....

9/11/2016 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those western suburbs must love the fact that these guys finally learned how to read a map and are driving further west to rob and pillage. Let's see who jumpman's family puts on the lawsuit; Hillside, State Of Illinois, Forest Park (why not, it was their town he jump in), and Chicago Board of Education for not adequately teaching him the dangers of his actions. The only one to pay will be Chicago.

9/11/2016 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take a look at his Facebook page to see the hell our police have to deal with.

9/11/2016 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When all is said and done, a story will be made up that says either the po-lice pushed him or they shouldn't have chased them, it was only a robbery and a stolen vehicle. The county already had "DIB's" on the outcome of those alleged violations
(" Dart I-Bond") What next, stopping someone for not having a light on their bicycle?
Its the po-lice fault.

9/11/2016 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol on the conclusion.......

9/11/2016 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There seem to be more and more callow yutes falling victim to Mr. Darwin so soon after making their debut into the Thug Life. Can't Barry and the folks (and people) at the Department of Labor devise a solution to this?

Maybe an apprenticeship program where the yutes could learn their trade under the protective wing of a Journeyman Thug until they are more proficient? At the very least OSHA should be making frequent visits and levying fines to prevent this unnecessary carnage. It's for the children!!!


Sarc off

9/11/2016 07:54:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Keep the line moving.

9/11/2016 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Car pirates should be hanged.

9/11/2016 08:16:00 AM  
Blogger Barney Fife said...

Black Lives Splatter (yes I stole that)

9/11/2016 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad more didn't jump. His parents can sue the bridge for being too high.

9/11/2016 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA! HA! HA! HA!

Where is the "Black Lives Matter terrorist people" at, to point fingers at the Police for chasing this fool to his own death!

9/11/2016 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why police chasing him he was a good keed ain't doing nothing wrong he wadnt in N gang maybe them boys we was with were why didn't police taze him or shoot the car out from under him!?!?

It would be funny except the family just made a million dollars off this POS. Talk about being worth more dead than alive.

9/11/2016 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These little jagoffs may not care about our laws but the law of gravity applies to everybody equally. Too bad they didn't all follow eachother over the railing.

9/11/2016 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a fitting end to me but we know they will blame the racist police.

9/11/2016 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh how I love a HAPPY ENDING.......

9/11/2016 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the way down, what thought goes through a 17 year old? "Gee, did I turn off my Wi-Fi?" or "this isn't a good option!". Or even better, "I hope the Tribune calls me a 'suspected' carjacking suspect!!!!!"

9/11/2016 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was working on an antigravity project. Guess he failed. Should have tested his theory by tossing one of his coconspirators over first.

9/11/2016 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He must have skipped the lesson in school regarding Newton's laws of gravity.

9/11/2016 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darwin award for 2016.

9/11/2016 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In an old Flip Wilson skit he describes himself as running at 90 mph until he has a gym shoe blow out and he crashes.

9/11/2016 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loevey & Loevey Ghetto Terror Jihadi Training Manual, page 13 :
If chased by go-getter high strung less than fetal police, look for the nearest fence, wall or barrier, increase your speed to enhance the momentum and without hesitation jump over it. Scaling, climbing or using props to make your escape is permitted. Toss your gat at a higher elevation if possible and retrieve at a later time.
Most police if not all will not follow you over any fence since they subscribe to a Look Before You Leap policy.
Call your appointed L&L attorney for a post chase consultation and medical referrals. We will notify IPRA on your behalf.


Stay fetal,
No arrest is guaranteed to be justified or have cooperating witnesses.

9/11/2016 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aunty or great grandma will be asking why wasn't a 10 foot fence there? Clean up in isle four...

9/11/2016 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Spike Lee could do a ghetto remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid around this.

9/11/2016 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I always head to checkout the facebook page of these scholars that end up dead. The comments that it will take more then a generation to turn this around seems to be accurate. The friends of these miscreants are just as bad with their comments and their postings and photos holding their guns, drugs and money. A far cry from what the media posts. I have some very liberal friends ( they like to be called progressive these days), and they blame all of this violence on generational poverty. The fact is no one has been able to like poverty as a root cause of violent crime. No one. Saying that poor people like to shoot and kill and rob and rape is an insult to the poor people around the world, the vast majority of whom do not do these things. Property crime? Why yes that does happen. But not what is going on these days. That is pure thuggery and these bandits know they will either get away with it completely or escape with a light sentence. We need a little personal responsibility.

9/11/2016 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally i salute this thug for bravery, now lets hope more imitate this, "You save big money when they jump from a bridge!" (To the tune from Menards)This is really great, get a shovel. washdown the scum no loss! that is "change we can believe in!"

9/11/2016 11:40:00 AM  
Blogger BirdsnBlooms1 said...

Why police chasing him he was a good keed ain't doing nothing wrong he wadnt in N gang maybe them boys we was with were why didn't police taze him or shoot the car out from under him!?!?

It would be funny except the family just made a million dollars off this POS. Talk about being worth more dead than alive.

9/11/2016 08:46:00 AM

Who on earth did the family sue? How and why?
They shouldn't have made one damned penny!

9/11/2016 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was an aspiring aeronautical engineering student just waiting to spread his wings, He forgot the part about, it isn't the fall that gets you, it is that sudden stop when your molecules pile up. You can't fix stupid.

9/11/2016 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job, this is what should happened all the time, taxpayers saved, society saved, innocent people saved that is "winning!" Maybe more of them will do this, follow suit but thugs please don't jump onto a vehicle get a space "Splat" we have the shovels no investigation, highways could stay open, we gain as a society when they do this thank you!

9/11/2016 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*Waves hand like Obi-Wan Kenobi*

This isn't the "high" you're looking for.

Move along.

9/11/2016 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the city pay because they are in bed with the lawyers who have made suing the police a cottage industry.

9/11/2016 07:08:00 AM

Yes! Years ago hubby was involved in a lawsuit, the lawyer finally realized that the dirtbag was lying and actually had no case. He still managed to get the City to admit some wrong doing and award the dirtbag $1.00. In doing so the lawyers fees were then also covered by the City.

9/11/2016 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Revolversaurus (ret) said...
Damn! It worked on TV! That Darwin guy sure knew his shit!

9/11/2016 01:21:00 AM

Too many video games....he thought he was Super Mario. Game over!

9/11/2016 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9/11/2016 04:05:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Glad to see the fine citizens of Chicago are spreading their diverse culture to the suburbs now too.

Thank you Rahm and the Chicago Democrat Machine.


Thank the idiotic white people that vote for them too. None of this could be possible without them.

9/11/2016 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First degree murder charges pending against accomplices/co conspirators. Oops my bad, this happened in Crook(ed) County.

9/11/2016 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait for the goFund me page to pop up for this one. The three other suspects in the car will be so traumatized they can't finish the fall semester.

9/11/2016 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What next, stopping someone for not having a light on their bicycle?"

hehehe....good one...TG, they're also a'busting all the l'il runt 6 year olds trying to run illegal & dangerous kool-aid & lemonade stands

"Excuse me ma'am. Does that dangerous l'il sawed-off runt blonde girl of yours have her city permit for that lemonade stand? A bunch of cardboard & a folding card table, most definitely don't meet our city building codes...and where's the Heath Dept permit ???? H'uh??? H'uh ??? Yer l'il runt is gonna end up killing somebody if I don't haul her in"

9/11/2016 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....Chicago Board of Education for not adequately teaching him the dangers of his actions......

9/11/2016 07:36:00 AM



Gravity is hardly ever kind to those who underestimate it's power.



Rocky, the Flying Squirrel

9/11/2016 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How far of a drop is it you think?
9/11/2016 01:22:00 AM


Far enough.

9/11/2016 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was practicing for the 2020 Olympics.

The overpass vault

He missed the landing.

Did not win Gold

9/11/2016 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what you call a freebie

9/11/2016 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT Can anyone explain to me the ass backward policy of detectives calling in gun cases ? WTF haven't done anything in awhile but am going to court for sum gun cases and the state doesn't even notify the detectives for the case .

9/11/2016 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a city lawyer tell me several years ago that the reason the city settles with these people is because if the city went to court, looking at the racial make up of the jury, it would be stacked against the city and the city would lose big time.

9/11/2016 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what the fuck Tyreece thought when he bailed out of the car and jumped over the guard rail? But as someone above said, I do not like the fact that these shit heads are leaving the city. I suppose the pickings are slim in the hood and like Willy Sutton, they have to go where the money is. But they will get no breaks in the suburbs. Suburban police love to lock these assholes up in jail and then transfer them to IDOC when speedy trials are over.

9/11/2016 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is that old saying" It's not the fall it's the sudden stop!

9/11/2016 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barney Fife; Too Freak'n funny!!!

9/11/2016 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

 Anonymous said...

Car pirates should be hanged.

9/11/2016 08:16:00 AM

Maybe they made him walk the plank.

9/11/2016 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suicide By Infrastructure.

What can one say?

9/11/2016 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was once a woman who began to demand that Lake Michigan be fenced off after her (unsupervised?) child drowned.

I don't think she got very far with the effort. Not enough Vanecko Chain Link in the whole country to even get that one started -- not even as a no-bidder.

Oh, Chicago could have swung it by raising taxes again. It's the adjoining states who would have kicked.

9/11/2016 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rest in several pieces ...shit bag

9/11/2016 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean his accompliss' get charged with murder when caught? Does this add to the homicide total?

9/11/2016 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wasn't the fall that killed him, it was the sudden stop.

9/11/2016 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


"IDOT, Hillside PD, State Police, Oak Park PD, Designer of the bridge and Chicago PD (for good measure) will all be sued by the loving family..."


Get Dart snagged into that clusterfuck, too!

9/11/2016 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After checking out his Facebook page I long for the days of Ricca and Accardo. At least they didn't publicize their doings.

9/11/2016 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Those western suburbs must love the fact that these guys finally learned how to read a map and are driving further west to rob and pillage. Let's see who jumpman's family puts on the lawsuit; Hillside, State Of Illinois, Forest Park (why not, it was their town he jump in), and Chicago Board of Education for not adequately teaching him the dangers of his actions. The only one to pay will be Chicago.


People have been coming down the Ike since at least the 70's to do some robbing.

9/11/2016 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yayyy one for the good guys! I would like to hear more stories like this....and they all lived happily ever after.

9/11/2016 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Dean Keaton. said...

Oops, FAMBLY pulled down the FB page. Nuts.

9/11/2016 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tyrece Coleman of the 7400 block of South St. Lawrence in Chicago he from murder town?

karma!

9/11/2016 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another law he failed to acknowledge-------Gravity.

9/11/2016 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I always head to checkout the facebook page of these scholars that end up dead. The comments that it will take more then a generation to turn this around seems to be accurate. The friends of these miscreants are just as bad with their comments and their postings and photos holding their guns, drugs and money. A far cry from what the media posts. I have some very liberal friends ( they like to be called progressive these days), and they blame all of this violence on generational poverty. The fact is no one has been able to like poverty as a root cause of violent crime. No one. Saying that poor people like to shoot and kill and rob and rape is an insult to the poor people around the world, the vast majority of whom do not do these things. Property crime? Why yes that does happen. But not what is going on these days. That is pure thuggery and these bandits know they will either get away with it completely or escape with a light sentence. We need a little personal responsibility


Get new friends.

9/11/2016 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not sure 'bout you'all but I had pretty good situational awareness in my travels through the city at that age. As the above noted, I now like to look at the descendants social media page. Even in the dark, I would have known better were I in his shoes to make that jump. Maybe all that dope and Hennesy clouded his 10 brain cells?

What used to be clowns and did-nuffins are now the predators that Hillary described. These predators shall only get worse.

9/11/2016 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
9/11/2016 04:05:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Glad to see the fine citizens of Chicago are spreading their diverse culture to the suburbs now too.

Thank you Rahm and the Chicago Democrat Machine.

Thank the idiotic white people that vote for them too. None of this could be possible without them.

9/11/2016 12:33:00 PM

========

Who do you think the fucking Democrat Machine is made up of?

It ain't just "The Blacks,". It is the Liberal White idiots, the braindead Union families, "We always voted Democrat sine FDR and JFK!" The big contributor Liberal Jews, and Professional DUal Income, No Kids Gays and Doctorate crowd. The criminally connected Democrat politicians that are bought and sold by the professional criminals of the various Mobs, Mafias, and in Chitcago, even the fucking thug and dime bag street gangs.

Anybody that was smart or an honest Republican left town years ago. The only ones left are us hard headed rose colored glasses types.

It is over. The criminal politicians that are left are fighting over the crumbs that haven't already been stolen. Think your water bills are high now? Wait till the jackals decide they need more graft, more phony jobs, more overpriced "office supplies." You will be screwed until every dime you make is taxed, ticketed, fee'd, and plain stolen from you. Your house will be as worthless as a burnt out crackhouse in Englewood. But don't worry, your Mayor and Alderthieves will do "just fine." They will live off of the fat of the land, and also Your Blood, Your Sweat, and Your Tears; but mostly Your Blood, Sweat, and Tears. (and maybe that cute little daughter of yours too! She Fine!)

9/11/2016 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...
He was practicing for the 2020 Olympics.

The overpass vault

He missed the landing.

Did not win Gold

9/11/2016 02:21:00 PM


Instead of him sticking the landing, the landing stuck him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4bLwozkpAs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

9/11/2016 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love a happy ending, I mean happy landing.

Either way

9/12/2016 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's like a geico commercial, we just saves the government thousands on trail cost and prison cost 😂😂😂😂😂

9/12/2016 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When does the "the police must have pushed him over the rail because no one would ever jump" narrative start?

9/12/2016 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the reference to Ned Ryerson

9/12/2016 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like a clear case of suicide by virtue of stupidity.

9/12/2016 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH LORDY, It's raining criminals, said a driver on the expressway as he done a belly flop on the pavement

9/12/2016 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha. Did I say ha ha ha yet?

9/12/2016 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I have a creepy habit of looking up dead offenders on Facebook. Then I bounce around their list of friends. The pics they post, the conversations they have, the lifestyle... I just don't get it. How can anyone say they have a plan to fix it? It would take generations to undo.

9/11/2016 12:11:00 AM

I do the same creepy thing. I agree it's going to take a long time to fix this

9/12/2016 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His last words were "I can fly!"

9/12/2016 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another "victim" of gravity

9/12/2016 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"5, 10 years, ..... they're gonna miss American cosa nostra, ....5, 10 yrs, they're gonna miss John Gotti,"....

9/12/2016 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if his ghetto homies have already set up one of those roadside memorials along the Harlem Avenue overpass for this mutt, you know teddy bears, balloons, chocolate red heart boxes etc. If so, I think someone should stop by and put an extension ladder next to the side of the road with Tyreece's name on it from Menards.

9/12/2016 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I can't breathe"

9/13/2016 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chuck Darwin said:

Me, in for the WIN!

9/13/2016 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he thought he was a bat

9/13/2016 04:04:00 PM  

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