#3,000
The counter at HeyJackass.com has the total number of people (and folks) shot standing at 3,000 this very morning.
Congratulations Chicago.
Thanks have to go out to McCompStat for setting the stage for this disaster. And Special Ed for backing off the iceberg and then hitting it again, allowing liars and cheaters to get spots that should go to deserving people, but instead, further corrupt and degrade the Department. With leadership like this, we're sure to reach port safely.
And where would we be without the ACLU? And the DOJ, can't forget the DOJ. And all those who demonize the police without any idea of what they're talking about - "Pfather" Pflaky, Jesse, IPRA and those idiots with their "every cop is racist" report, the media, etc.
And finally, the Captain of this sinking vessel, a man who needs a milk crate just to see over the tidal wave of corruption, a guy who never met the underside of a bus he couldn't shovel someone under (even if he needed a jack to raise the bus a little bit higher), the 9.5-digit-midget himself, Rahm.
He has brought a tone-deafness to the mayor's office unseen in history. And now, he has a shooting total that rivals that of an actual war. He took the "Second City" and made it "Number One!" with a bullet....or a lot of bullets we suppose.
Well done Asshats!
Congratulations Chicago.
Thanks have to go out to McCompStat for setting the stage for this disaster. And Special Ed for backing off the iceberg and then hitting it again, allowing liars and cheaters to get spots that should go to deserving people, but instead, further corrupt and degrade the Department. With leadership like this, we're sure to reach port safely.
And where would we be without the ACLU? And the DOJ, can't forget the DOJ. And all those who demonize the police without any idea of what they're talking about - "Pfather" Pflaky, Jesse, IPRA and those idiots with their "every cop is racist" report, the media, etc.
And finally, the Captain of this sinking vessel, a man who needs a milk crate just to see over the tidal wave of corruption, a guy who never met the underside of a bus he couldn't shovel someone under (even if he needed a jack to raise the bus a little bit higher), the 9.5-digit-midget himself, Rahm.
He has brought a tone-deafness to the mayor's office unseen in history. And now, he has a shooting total that rivals that of an actual war. He took the "Second City" and made it "Number One!" with a bullet....or a lot of bullets we suppose.
Well done Asshats!
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness, stats
posted by SCC at 5:31 AM
85 Comments:
Nice job Rahm and the silly "compstat" suck holes! Great idea crushing manpower along with morale too. Thanks for letting these store front fake religious fools control you just to get their peoples "possible" votes, so you can stay in power. Thanks for sacrificing the future and greater good of Chicago for your self gain. Who will want to move or build a business in Chicago with a shit police department? How's that BS antiquated residency requirement working out? Maybe it's time to lift it, so Chicago can attract better and most definitely more applicants. At least shorten the time required to live in Chicago and maybe the city can get a slightly respectable pool of candidates. SOS!!!
Kass wrote a poignant article on this yesterday.
He talks about total amount of shootings not just the homicides.
Sometimes I like Kass, sometimes I don't but it was quite the informative column yesterday.
can we get to 4000, it's gonna be close, will anyone notice, will anyone care. You know what would solve this, let's give them more money.
2016 prediction: 688 / 3992
hey now!
Maybe since our half of a half pint mayor's brother (Ari) bought the UFC he could train ten or so MMA fighters to work in 011,015, 007, 006 and 005. Our problems would be solved.
We have the most beautiful city by far, but because it seems that no matter where you go in it now, you can expect to become another victim of its violence, I refuse to come there and enjoy the things I used to. I by no means am wealthy, but once in a while love to go to certain ballets, or look at the windows at Christmas time, or once in a while go to lunch at the Walnut Room. But now I'm too terrified to either drive, for fear of getting shot, or robbed, and shot once I'm there.
well said SCC. JMO, but we rip on Daley but he knew that making sure the North Side yuppies who bought fancy homes and condos felt safe. Mayor 9.5? Shoot, he's got his eye on the exit door as soon as HillDog wins. he could care less.
What ever happened to the DOJ?
I guessing they are cutting and pasting that rehash report they pass out at every town that is mismanaged.
And IPRA keep the goof that has no clue and fire by attrition a bunch of college graduate who could not investigate a traffic accident.
Well I am off to study the new general orders special ED believes will fix the world. It will only take me about 2 hours which no Supervisor will let me do on company time. I think of them as direction to find the bus i will be under. I love when they add the line supervisor will not have to obey this order or they will not be held responsible.
And no people can resist and I can't use my baton great....
And yet no ones cares about the medical costs that the hard working law abiding taxpayers have to cough up to treat these animals that survive.
Together we can!
Rahm wants the great unwashed taken care of. The rest of us can go pound sand.
Congratulations! Chicago leads New York City and Los Angeles COMBINED in the number of murders.
Rahm should be so proud!
how about the Detective scores? did the most NOBLE of us do the best?
SCC - "A milk crate ...." Got to love it!! You are a modern day Mark Twain with some of your descriptions!! The insignificant blog marches along while Rahm is swirling in this shit storm. Time to flush him and his excretion out of City Hall. And why haven't we heard from Deano lately? Anyone attend his wienie roast on Monday?
Retired .38 spl +P
That would make a great billboard. I'll donate $50. To get it started
Its only going to get worse. With Toni's puppet running for States Attorney, the police will be in her crosshairs. Im going republican this election. The last time I did that was Bernie Epton. Get the Chris Pfannuche guy in there. I
Wait for the rap festival at comiskey park on the 24th of september..
Dear SCC, Excellent Editorial. You should do it more often.
In fact, it's so good you should start your own Blog.
Oh???...wait a sec??? Uhhh...never mind ;-)
Seriously, this site of yours is the best way to start the day off for the real Chicago news. Keep up the great work.
And Stay Safe out there.
(19 Frank)
I disagree with you guys fairly often.
Not on this.
Not at all.
A team effort. An all-star team of asshats.
The Tribune today ran a story on the dismal clearance homicide rate in Chicago. I wonder where they got the idea for that story? Next hint for the Trib, look at the rate of prosecution and conviction. Those numbers would scare every one in Chicago (except the criminals who are jumping for joy).
OUTSTANDING SCC! You put the blame right were it belongs in four short paragraphs. You certainly have a way with words. Keep up the great job.
***Kinda OT
And just when you thought 019 - home of the 9.5 digit midget's closet and palace - couldn't get any worse it does.
Commander RC, known as "Commander Fainter" (who passed out last year while being yelled at during a Compstat meeting) has sent his softball new XO to discipline the white shirts and get them in line for the Kool-Aid.
This goof "Captain Candycane" is SPARing lieutenants and sergeants! Watch out blueshirts. Shit rolls down hill.
Unless Black America chooses to address the slow motion genocide in its own community, the slaughter will continue. It has absolutely nothing to do with police.
Someone ought to ask Eddie The Over Sight King of What's Right Burke who had a long standing spot on the "Budget Committee" why the Pension Contributions were ignored of pushed aside for so many years. He was oh so concerned about horse shit on the street from the horse drawn carriages that he stood tall in the council but now makes a timid appearance to beg for money for bandages for gunshot victims certain to bring lawsuits if a life or limb is lost. How about a life saving bandage to save the pensions Eddie, the pensions you and your De LaSalle buddy "Richie I don't know do you know ?" ignored while handing out contracts to the loyal contributors.
You forgot one name to add to the list. Without whom none of this would have been possible. Maybe he could get the lifetime achievement award. Richie Daley. He put everything in motion by bankrupting the city and giving some of these now gold stars their unearned merit promotions.
I undertsand there will be a victory parade and Tupperware gangbang starting at 9 AM tomorrow in the United Center. The first 3,000 fans in attendance will receive this special commemorative gift:
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqv8_2LophGVNfyQDbPP8lB_9pmathQFQ1qUWLi3vXYECqjjJqFrB9fxzmEm3DCi1Br3EtmQ&usqp=CAc
Just like someone said, those eight murder reclassifications back to last year -- from date of eventual death to original date of shooting -- didn't buy but a few days. "We'll hit 3,000 a little bit into September." Yup.
Sad Sad Sad!
If I had a nickel for every shooting in Chicago I could easily fill up my F250 6.7 Power Stroke with 48 gallons of Shell V-Power Nitro+ and get out of the city for the weekend on the Democrats dime.
But Fetal pays better.
Let's make 4,000 a reality - When it Doubt, Fetal is Best.
It is amazing that every single person in Area South Detectives Lt or above is meritorious and they wonder why it is the A&&H*le of the D unit
On pace for nearly 4,500 people shot for the year. Is it time to have the discussion of the truth yet, rahmie? The police are not and never were the problem. Starts in the homes and goes on from there. When there's no responsible parenting or structure at home then you have this black violence in chiraq.
I'm sure the assholes running this dept, under Rhambo's direction, are still hiding the TRUE numbers. Been there, seen it myself and know better.
Retired and watching this city crumble.
To all the officers pushing that beat car, don't do a GD thing other that take care of each other and go home safe!
These politicians and asshat bosses don't give a fuck about U
Off topic: During the national anthem at the football game last nite another mutt player refuses to stand. Are we going to have to listen and watch this all season long. Another sport ruined been going downhill for yrs. I would suggest boycotting game but most won't. Thank yall for ruining another sport I enjoyed won't watch anymore. I'll stick to hockey
Remember the song "The Night Chicago Died" ?
Looks like 9 1/2 wants to make it reality.
That number is great opener at social gatherings, talking about the city of my youth (grew up in Marquette Park in the 50's and 60's). I constantly tell people about this site and Hey Jackass. During volunteer work when I mention growing up in the city, not the suburbs,I get surprised looks. Wouldn't be surprised if the total shot hits 4250 by years end.
Very well done...Long time retiree
Rahm the Raccoon:
We may not be able to help you with your terminal lack of credibility or the murder epidemic that's plaguing your city.
However, you will have no more problems with "raccoon eyes" or "panda eyes". Just click on:
www.PLEXADERM.com
More with less works, less officers=more homicides(robberies thefts burglarys ect) good job Rahm/McCarthy. What did he spend all of that saved money on?
We're number one????
I thought having a black supernintendo was going to end the violence per the idiot alderman.
And the typical democratic answer will be We need more gun control. It's Indiana's lax gun show loopholes. And the best Jesse response, let's protest outside of chuck's gun store.
Considering that WA-PO is just another LIB rag, the author did at least tell the story well.
Inside the deadliest day for U.S. law enforcement since 9/11
By Jamie Thompson September 6 , 2016
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/inside-the-deadliest-day-for-us-law-enforcement-since-911/2016/09/03/35a6359c-5a88-11e6-9aee-8075993d73a2_story.html
I take exception to your use of the word midget. I'd prefer vertically challenged or little person.
Respectfully,
Rahm Emmanuel
Every single day I tell myself "Thank God I live in the suburbs". Living in Cook County is close enough. Now I'm counting the days until I can move out of this God forsaken, corrupt, evil, nasty, tax hungry State. Retirement can't come soon enough.
Oh yea...and before I forget "Up yours Rahm!"
The ACLU should be credited with at least 30% of the additional homicides in Chicago. They wanted to change/make police policy in Chicago and should live with the consequences.
Then again communists hate the lumpent proletariat.
Just imagine if we landed the 2016 games! So many more targets. Could have really blown that number out of the water. Well done guys!
Well said
Milk crate...more like a fridge...LOL I kill myself sometimes.
--No Cop Here
Seems like the stopped the body camera program. Maybe they ran out of money for the cameras for anymore districts
Gateway Pundit has a video of a shooting in Wrigleyville. Any insight?
(OT) The house overwhelming votes to allow American families to sue saudi arabia where hijackers from 9/11 were from but barry obama says no:
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/house-passes-bill-allowing-9-11-suits-against-saudis-227951
Makes you wonder is he our president? Why doesn't he put America first? Guess Trump saying he will put us first is the only correct speaking candidate, and Trump is pro-police and pro-military! Wow! how much longer till he is gone?
Crime is on the rise. The shortage of police officers is critical. But wait! And. Burke has a cost effective answer! Issue each officer in the Patrol Div. a bunch of blood clotting bandages and a roll of duct tape!!! Eureka!
Anyone see that video from the shooting in 019 that's up on the crime in Wrigley blog? Yikes, that was once a nice neighborhood, what happened?
Its only going to get worse. With Toni's puppet running for States Attorney, the police will be in her crosshairs. Im going republican this election. The last time I did that was Bernie Epton. Get the Chris Pfannuche guy in there.
You should've been voting republican since the Reagan era, idiot. If Jimmy Carter wasn't enough to sway you, then you are showing how stupid you really are.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Remember the song "The Night Chicago Died" ?
Looks like 9 1/2 wants to make it reality.
9/09/2016 11:43:00 AM
One from the vaults for your drive at 5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtJ27y_9LOg
And the solution to all this send cops to jail, less policing and more money. Sorry but the hugs and kisses, prizes compassion, respect, love and family is something the hoodlums in the city of chicago or anywhere don't respond to. This is install since adolescents. Its unfortunate since they can't fix it they blame the Police, eduation and want more money which is NOT THE SOLUTION! Folks like the Jim Morrison song goes, "This is the End my only friend the end"
Stick a fork in most big cities in America . The plague that is the democrat commie , victim mentality is a virus spreading , coast to coast . The Nfl is even afraid to fine or fire one second rate shit bag player turned Blm , muslim supporter. Its over. The leftists got their dream utopian state , Chicago is the model
An in-depth look at what drives gun violence in Chicago.
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/videos/#192198
Just an out-of-town civilian here but, awful as Rahm, Special Ed, et al are... isn't the real problem the people doing the shootings and killings?
I think you are 95 per cent correct, but some of the blame has to go to Ex-Mayor Short Shanks also.
POLICE LIVES MATTER!
9/09/2016 10:59:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If I had a nickel for every shooting in Chicago I could easily fill up my F250 6.7 Power Stroke with 48 gallons of Shell V-Power Nitro+ and get out of the city for the weekend on the Democrats dime.
But Fetal pays better.
Let's make 4,000 a reality - When it Doubt, Fetal is Best.
9/09/2016 11:06:00 AM
But how are you going to pay for that truck note when VRI ends dumbass?
Tortorella said any player on Team USA who sits during the National Anthem will sit for the entire game. A coach with balls!!
At 3:55 don't think it was a shooting as no people where homicided nor were any cars or houses homicided which seem to be their next favorite target's ... I saw the vid and I think they were shooting cause they was happy
BRAVO Well done
Heyjackass does report the killed/shot numbers for Chicago, but would the cops who pick up the bodies venture an estimate of the percentage of. ( #1 ) Players in Crime, vs. ( # 2 ) relatively innocent folks.
Wouldn't be a cop if you paid me
to the unpublished:
(A) how about you look it all up under your PC# instead of expecting us to do it. We explained how a week ago.
(B) how about you read the post about how this wasn't the forum for that.
Asshat.
Well said SCC! Lmfao!
We should be thankful for Rahm's "fetal" comment: it has led to many, many approbations for doing little to nothing on this job; the many reproaches to remain "fetal" here on the blog and in the locker rooms and in the squad cars have helped many officers to go home safely without having risked their lives for a community that wants to videotape them doing something remotely wrong to win the ghetto lottery; thanks to fetalism ......
A relative of mine was in London and watching some BBC type broadcast. The feature was Chicago violence and is it safe to travel there?? Mayor Rahm has completely destroyed this city. At least Detroit has some hope and is re-vitalizing their downtown area.
Just a quick question. If colon crappernick and the rest of the supporters of thugs can not show the respect due to our U.S. Flag (paid for in blood) due to perceived (made up) injustice and (chosen) disenfranchisement, can I take the city flag off of my shoulder for the open hate shown us by the "leaders" of this city and their willful theft and gross negligence in their handling of our pension funds?
And maybe he should shun all of that evil U.S. currency ($118,000,000 through 2020) that he has been handed by all of the Devils that he willingly "sacrifices" himself for every sunday.
GFY colin!
And Bill O'Riley keeps calling for MARTIAL LAW. Coincidence? Don't think so.
Thanks ACLU
Look up James Wilson v City another cheating scandal by Lt.Kevin Oakes.
Oh and coincidentally Sgt Oakes made Lt. In 2006 after giving Dana Starks a copy of the 2005 Sgt's exam . Google James Wilson v City. Here lies the problem, nothing happens to these cheaters.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wait for the rap festival at comiskey park on the 24th of september..
9/09/2016 09:03:00 AM
Wow, sincerely, thanks for the warning.
Sounds like a great day to head out to the burbs.
Class of 76 Lieutenants in October. That way Ms. Carter and the Sups admin sergeant Chrissy can slide in this round. Don't forget Ms. Dana Starks. She will also make it. It's all legit. Good luck trying to make it by merit if you're a F/1, the quota has been met already.
Wrigleyville was a nice area, but the beasts from the west and south side know where they can prey and there's less police protection. ACLU says you can't profile these mutts. The neighborhood is f&cked.
"Wait for the rap festival at comiskey park on the 24th of september.."
9/09/2016 09:03:00 AM
What it it now, "Guaranteed Rate Field?" How totally dork.
"Guaranteed Rate Of Fire," or what. Santa Clara PD not going to provide 70 officers per game to the 49ers, and if it's "Kill Da Police" in there, well, let Ari hire Monterey instead.
It is more important that cops come home alive and safe each night than wade into shit they cannot fix.
Under no circumstances should and LEO in Chicago jeapordize their pension or put their family in the crosshairs of the media.
Stay safe and stay fetal, my friends.
Don't you love it when a progressive plan to run a city comes together? In this case over 3K shot and over 500 dead. Yeap keep following the progressive social justice agenda of social engineering the police across the nation and the population at large to watch the breakdown of society.
Arm yourselves and provide for your family, for this nation is on the precibus of total collapse.
Anonymous said:
Folks like the Jim Morrison song goes, "This is the End my only friend the end"
9/09/2016 05:15:00 PM
CHICAGOLYPSE NOW
Chicago . . .
Shit. I'm still only in Chicago. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour on midnights, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now. Waiting for a mission. Getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute the Amish squat in 011, they get stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.
(FADE IN: Lobby of the Hyatt Regency. Two CPD Inspectors enter the elevator, exiting at the sixth floor and walking down the hall to Willard's room.)
Willard (V.O.) Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission- and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission . . . and when it was over, I'd never want another one.
(The Inspectors knock on the door, and then knock again.)
Inspector: Officer Willard, are you in there?
Willard: Yeah, I'm coming.
The door opens and the Inspectors barely conceal their shock at his condition. The Lead Inspector enters the room.
Lead Inspector: Are you Officer Benjamin Willard, District 11, 1st watch, assigned to tact?
Willard: Affirmative. Hey, buddy, are you gonna shut the door?
The other Inspector enters the room and closes the door behind him.
Lead Inspector: Officer, we have orders to escort you to 35th Street.
Willard: What are the charges? What did I do?
Lead Inspector: There's no charges, Officer. We have orders to escort you to a CompStat Intelligence briefing at Headquarters.
Willard: CompStat? What do they want with me?
Lead Inspector: All that will be explained to you downtown. Come on, Officer, you still have a few hours to get cleaned up. We'll get you into the shower.
Willard: I don't feel so good.
Lead Inspector: Dave, give me a hand here, we got a dead one.
(The two Inspectors drag Willard into the shower and turn on the cold water. Willard's eyes snap open and he yells as they start cleaning him up.)
Willard (V.O.) I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of blocks down south and west, leading me through the war zone like a main circuit cable that plugged straight into Kurtz.
It was no accident that I came to be the caretaker of the memory of Captain Walter E. Kurtz, anymore than my being back in Chicago was an accident. There is no way of telling his story without telling my own. And if his story is really a confession . . . then so is mine.
Well we had Mr. SIX.
Now we change 9.5 to Mr.3000..........
His hits just keep on coming, my family believes that this is happening due to his lying
about McDonald/Van Dyke shooting. The young thugs know it's time to run the city just
like Capone and Obanion did in the 1920s
They further feel hiring new cops will take until 2018 to get manpower back.
But we all know Mr 3000 will never take responsibility
I want to thank the Academy for this award, especially those of you on the south and west sides ( and you know who you are boo), for making this even remotely possible. Never in my wildest imagination did I think this could be accomplished. From the mayor on down to the lowest scum should feel responsible and proud. No other city will ever remotely achieve such a fete.
Believe me when I say, I am humbled.
Thank you,
The Once Great City That Was Chicago
The new battle cry for the City of Chicago
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If Biebs goes flying down Hermitage in a sports car, stops the sled, and starts whipping tomatoes at his house, effect no arrests.
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