Tuesday, November 22, 2016

SqLM!!!

Oh the humanity!!!
  • Don't mess with the squirrels!

    That was the nasty but unambiguous message sent to Ald. Howard Brookins, 21st, by Chicago's rodent community just weeks after he gave a fiery City Council speech decrying the menace of "aggressive squirrels."

    Out cycling on the Cal-Sag Trail on Nov. 13, Brookins was jumped by a kamikaze squirrel that leapt into the front wheel of his bike and lodged himself in the spokes, sending the alderman flying over the handlebars.

    The attack cost the squirrel its life and left Brookins needing surgery and other treatment for a broken nose, a fractured skull and five or six teeth that were knocked out in the accident.
The Tribune, adding insult to injury, published a picture of the offending rodent tangled in the spokes:


If the squirrels are organizing, we could easily see a homicide total rising into the 1,000's. Remember what happened when the insect world almost took over?


The media couldn't wait to deliver society into their cruel clutches.

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143 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

May the heroic squirrel rest in peace.

11/22/2016 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aren't children or grown-ups with child-like reasoning supposed to wear helmets while riding a bicycle? Citation issued?

11/22/2016 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We cannot afford to loose our cyclists. They are almost the last symbol of culture and gentle civilization left in Chicago.

11/22/2016 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently BLM doesn't matter to this suicidal squirrel. He racist.

11/22/2016 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be nice to be an alderman, that "Specialized" bike Brookins was riding retails for well over $2500 and could be as much as $7500. But then again I suspect he didnt pay that much for it, if anything at all.

11/22/2016 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need about fifty more Chicago Patriot squirrels?

Seriously, glad the alderman survived.

11/22/2016 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He killed the squirrel?!?!!! Someone notify PETA!!!

11/22/2016 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I spoke to a Neuro surgeon at a major hospital a few years ago and he told he he does 5-6 brain surgeries each month on people who are in bicycle crashes and do not wear helmets. It is just plain dumb to not wear a helmet. But, who ever said our alderman are anything but dumb with so many of them getting caught over the years. If Brookins lost some brain matter it would be hard for anyone to notice.

11/22/2016 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can squirrels get rabies? Maybe he has a real point?

11/22/2016 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations Chicago. 714 Homicides.

An entire Babe Ruth Homerun Total in less than Eleven Months.
A Hank Aaron is within grasp.
Will you make a Bobby Bonds?

11/22/2016 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that bike was taken in a robbery in 017 last weekend!

11/22/2016 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought all that exercising on the bicycle was good for you?

I may be lazy, but I still have my own knees and very little hurts closing in on 60.

11/22/2016 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait for the law suit to be filed for lack of a squirrel abatement program, thereby endangering good citizens. The settlement should be in the 6 figures. ;)

11/22/2016 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shades of HARRY REID of Nevada and losing eye to lifting weights,not a mention of mob involement and a money double cross,this perhaps is why American majirity got sick of media lies and the MSM opinion of their open distain 0f yankee stupidity,,,,

11/22/2016 03:50:00 AM  
Blogger Joebillybob said...

Aardvark alert!

11/22/2016 04:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That squirrel is a true hero and should be honored!

11/22/2016 05:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squirrel lives matter!

11/22/2016 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's just hope that the rats don't get wind of this trend. They don't have anything to live for beyond tryin to become the "top rat" on the block and thereby securing breeding rights.

11/22/2016 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was that Sprocket J. Squirrel?

11/22/2016 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is wrong with this man? I read this and thought we ARE in the twilight zone. Does Brookins have any specific bicycle riding training? I think there is more to this deal than he is saying. Who was with him when this happened? I want to talk to the witness privately for a while.

11/22/2016 06:05:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

If this is true, can we get more Aldercreatures to ride bikes?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

11/22/2016 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squirrel Lives Matter! Power to the peanut!

11/22/2016 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squirrel gonna be alright, Uncle Lar...?

11/22/2016 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not funny:

I had 8 point buck chase my ass for about a block on that trail last year

11/22/2016 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bet that he has good insurance!

11/22/2016 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom! said...

All wildlife is inherently suicidal. Sits next to the road and will not cross when it's safe to do so. Waits for an approaching vehicle and then darts in front of it at the last possible second.

Happened to me on my bicycle. Lurking squirrel made his move as I drew near even with him -- except he launched a split-second late.

SPUNNNGGGG! into the spokes of the front wheel. Whole bike twanged, like a weird piano note.

I wasn't going too fast. I stopped, then noticed a streak up a nearby telephone pole. Thing got up to the tippy-top in about 1/8 second, and was sitting there with a strip of himself visibly missing.

Reminds me of the time a raccoon decided to enter my buddy's back door when he opened it. I mean, decided. Not going to take "No" for an answer.

Out comes the Mace. >sst<

Critter last seen up on the peak of the roof, making those wiping motions at its eyes...

...so hey! Hey! Hey! Be careful out there.

*

11/22/2016 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Mutual said...

Boy, Brookins must have been flying. Can't blame him, nice bike to do it on. Killed the nutty thing, and got messed up bad himself. He has my sympathy.

This is a bicycling classic, though. I think I'd take the whole front wheel to the taxidermist, as is. Great memento for the wall...

11/22/2016 07:12:00 AM  
Blogger Frank Drebin said...

It is rumored that before the squirrel leaped into the spokes of the wheel it screeched out "Aloha Snackbar!" The squirrel was reportedly wearing a suicide nut vest.

11/22/2016 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....i really feel for the guy.

11/22/2016 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Leiningen Versus The Ants said...

"Remember what happened when the insect world almost took over?"

Here, a classic, widely-anthologized short story.

"The Brazilian official threw up lean and lanky arms and clawed the air with wildly distended fingers. "Leiningen!" he shouted. "You're insane! They're not creatures you can fight—they're an elemental—an 'act of God!' Ten miles long, two miles wide—ants, nothing but ants! And every single one of them a fiend from hell; before you can spit three times they'll eat a full-grown buffalo to the bones. I tell you if you don't clear out at once there'll be nothing left of you but a skeleton picked as clean as your own plantation."

"Leiningen sucked placidly at a cigar about the size of a corncob and for a few seconds gazed without answering at the agitated District Commissioner..."

http://www.erbzine.com/mag32/3299.html

11/22/2016 07:27:00 AM  
Blogger Retired Indiana Copper said...

OT - But in light of the topic silliness:

A Dragnet moment was reached today as the Chiraq homicide total matched Joe Friday's badge number. Total Homicides: 714 (from the most truthful source - HJA).

Seriously back up and cover each other's 6.

11/22/2016 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SLM

Squirrels Lives Matter!

Obama has been reported to say that aldermen have acted "stupidly" and all Americans should be "troubled" by the way aldermen have treated squirrels.

11/22/2016 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that's my neighbors bike that was stolen out of his garage last month

11/22/2016 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

11/22/2016 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT --

It is just coming over the news radio now that the Chattanooga school bus crash may have been deliberate. Something about the driver shouting "Are you all ready to die?" CBS special report due eight minutes from now.

School bus driver, 24, is arrested after five elementary students are killed and 23 are injured in Tennessee crash that saw the vehicle leave the road at speed and wrap around a tree

* Bus driver, Johnthony Walker, 24, has been arrested for reckless driving
* Walker has also been charged with reckless endangerment and vehicular homicide authorities said late Monday night
* Walker is charged with five counts, but could face more as case proceeds
* Police say a warrant has been issued to remove the informational box on the school bus and review the video
* District attorney confirmed that at least five children were killed
* There were 35 students from kindergarten to fifth grade on the bus
* Police said 23 more were taken to area hospitals with unknown injuries
* Blood Assurance is calling for emergency blood donations for the victims
* It's unclear how the crash happened but the bus was only vehicle involved
* Authorities have said that speed is being 'strongly' investigated as cause
* The bus driver is being questioned for more information on crash


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3958966/At-12-elementary-students-died-23-injured-school-bus-crashed-wrapped-tree.html

11/22/2016 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Body Camera videos with no matching event number total 75k. Please don't depend on that video to save your ass because it is lost!

11/22/2016 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I spoke to a Neuro surgeon at a major hospital a few years ago and he told he he does 5-6 brain surgeries each month on people who are in bicycle crashes and do not wear helmets. It is just plain dumb to not wear a helmet."

11/22/2016 12:45:00 AM

Change the helmet out periodically, too. The foam inside is supposed to be soft enough to deform so as to absorb impact, but over time, the plasticizer in the foam goes away and the foam becomes as hard as a rock and just transmits force.

11/22/2016 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One rodent died and another injured when a out of control rodent bicycle operator hits pedestrian squirrel on his way home from work. The squirrel was on his way home from work the rodent alderman has yet to work a day in his life.

11/22/2016 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he wanted his bike to make a motorcycle sound he should put a playing card in the spokes instead. Dummy.

11/22/2016 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is PETA and the animal rights activists? An alderman runs down and kills a squirrel because of some "garbage can" grudge and no one says anything? Outrageous!
SLM! Squirrel's Lives Matter!!!!!!!

11/22/2016 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mentality of our aldermen is really sad. Squirrel should have done us a favor and taken him out.

11/22/2016 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, that squirrel's rap album was gonna drop the next day too.

11/22/2016 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winter is coming, the squirrel was trying to get his nuts

11/22/2016 08:49:00 AM  
Blogger JohnL said...

He has always been nuts any how.

11/22/2016 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should have taken UBER.

11/22/2016 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The squirrels family has been contacted by three well connected law firms seeking to sue the city.......

11/22/2016 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its a "death Investigation"

11/22/2016 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Larry Lujack said...

Sorry to hear the squirrel didn't make it Little Tommy...

11/22/2016 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't he suppose to be working his job? Oh the stressful part timer has time to ride. Charge him with squircide!

11/22/2016 09:11:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

We should name a Chicago Street in Honor of that Squirrel!

11/22/2016 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is back........

11/22/2016 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's at least a $1000 dollar bicycle. Nice to know our alderman are living so well! Don't you all have $1000 dollar bicycles...?

Nuff said

11/22/2016 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the alderman saw a defenseless squirrel attempting to cross the bike path and ruthlessly ran him down?

11/22/2016 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you mean the alderman brookins wasn't wearing a bike helmut and didn't yield to wild life animal in the bike path, who has the right of way?

11/22/2016 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what's funny, sad actually is "it's the squirrels fault." Kamikaze squirrel, aggressive squirrel really? How many times has a squirrel ran in front of your vehicle or bicycle and you simply slow down or go around the squirrel. But not a black alderman, that squirrel had an agenda and was trying to take the good alderman out. Here's yet another example of not taking responsibility for one's actions, "it's the squirrels fault." Of course it is. How about it was an accident, how about it was a Brookins fault not paying attention. I'm waiting for the lawsuit. Was it Cook County property, city property because some one is going to pay. "I'm a black man and I need compensation and a whole bunch of money!"

11/22/2016 09:25:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

The squirrel might have been another liberal who couldn't accept the fact that Hillary lost.
Now..if all the Hollywood weirdos would just follow the squirrel's example and jump in front of trucks we'll be lookin' good pretty quick. Starting with the no-class moonbat, Lena Dunham.

Speaking of who, True Story btw ...........
Lena Dunham was so depressed by Hillary's loss she fled LA for a Desert Retreat so she could "walk and talk to the rocks" (not a joke). Well one day she was walking along a trail and came upon a canyon and "she asked it for advice."
The canyon responded -- 'Jump!'

(okay, I did add the last part, rest is all true, they're all f--kin nuts)

11/22/2016 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Was that Sprocket J. Squirrel?

11/22/2016 05:44:00 AM

Nyaaaahahahaha!
😜🐿💨

11/22/2016 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is his bike registered?

11/22/2016 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Condolences to the squirrel's family. The father has set up a GoFundMe page to pay for the funeral

11/22/2016 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even the squirrels are tired of the cost of living in this city.

11/22/2016 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Was that Sprocket J. Squirrel?

11/22/2016 05:44:00 AM

Cute and quick too!
Too soon?

11/22/2016 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully he will invite rahm out for a bike ride next time. And hopefully rahm won't wear a helmet and instead of a squirrel a deer will jump out on him.

11/22/2016 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Want to bet there is more to the story?

11/22/2016 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T.- just a shout out to my ole HRI Mertz. 93-2D "23" years later, I still remember the good times & training. Few more years and I'm outta this jungle. Just purchased property outside the land of leaving!

11/22/2016 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations Chicago. 714 Homicides.

An entire Babe Ruth Homerun Total in less than Eleven Months.
A Hank Aaron is within grasp.
Will you make a Bobby Bonds?

11/22/2016 12:57:00 AM


It's Barry Bonds.

11/22/2016 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word is lovey and lovey have already spoken with the squirrels family and are set to sue the city for 20 million.

11/22/2016 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is talking to the government !

11/22/2016 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's band all bikes in the city of Chicago!

11/22/2016 10:26:00 AM  
Blogger OneAmericanAmongMany said...

Good thing it wasn't one of the white squirrels from Olney. Then it would be considered a hate crime and RAAAACIST rodent attack.

11/22/2016 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see a full disability, retirement and full pension for someone soon.

11/22/2016 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Rahm like to ride bikes? Hopefully there are some squirrels around his house with the same training as this one. We know Fat Eddie wouldn't dream of riding a bike. Maybe someone can start training kamikaze pastries or something.

11/22/2016 11:11:00 AM  
Blogger Transmaster said...

In London they have a problem with squirrels. The solution, eat them. Turns out Squirrel was considered good eats in Elizabeth times. High end chefs in London always looking for the next new menu item dusted off old recipes refined them and now Squirrels are on the menu. In Chicago they could have "Alderman squirrel rotisserie"

11/22/2016 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squirrels generally don't attack unless they feel threatened or are seeking justice. Obviously this poor creature had witnessed the aldercreature steal his hard earned collection of winter food rations and was making good his escape. After calling 911 and recalling the manpower shortage he attempted to take matters into his own paws. This tiny rodent should be remembered as he alone tried to stop the inherited impulse to commit theft by the felonious councilman.There should be a memorial statue in this hero's honor, paid for by the non-life threating injured minion of the twerp mayor..#rodentlivesmatter

11/22/2016 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now Crookins doesn't have to put in twenty for a pension he can just kick it at his crib and collect that disability pension check.....

11/22/2016 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaha.

RIP Squirrel

11/22/2016 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

36 Wheel Spokes and a cover up

#squirrelmurderbrookins

11/22/2016 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The squirrel was clearly racist. Where do I block traffic to protest?

11/22/2016 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squirrel was a kamakazi Trump supporter.

11/22/2016 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares could not happen to a better pos! More importantly the real President Donald trump called the family personally of another slain brother in blue:

http://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/family-of-slain-sapd-officer-says-trump-called-to-offer-condolences

While barry and his crew don't do anything for police or soldiers this terrible administration along with rahm who i pray Trump comes in here and sits him down and lets him know who is in charge! Rahm needs to be arrested immediately if he breaks federal law shielding the illegal invaders, how can we as police enforce any law when this guy at the top disobeys the law! That could be the best "rahm defense" for any criminal, he as a so called city leader lol, makes the rules but then breaks all the rules disgusting!

11/22/2016 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is open season on squirrel in Illinois.

Squirrel (Fox and Gray) Aug. 1, 2016 - Feb. 15, 2017 (Statewide) 1/2 hour before sunrise

City Squirrels aren't much good, you have to get out to the country.
Fried up and simmered in gravy they taste just like chicken.

11/22/2016 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Schmoly!!! The number of homicides is greater than the number of Cutler sacks???

11/22/2016 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't fuck with the squirrels.
They're intelligent and relentless ..... which is much more than you can say about our alder thieves.

11/22/2016 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seem Moose not so crazy like squirrel.
However knowing how village idiot run city government, most likely squirrel had right-of-way.
We erect statue in village square to honor Mr. Spokes.

11/22/2016 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmm....

Richie Daley goes out riding his bicycle.

Does Rahm go riding a bicycle?
If we can gather a SCURRY OF SQUIRRELS and train them to attack!

MOWAH-HA-HA!

11/22/2016 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just out of the Academy. I worked the wagon for a short time with a Howard Brookins in 002. He was going to funeral director school during the day. After dropping off a body, I'd wait in the wagon while Howard would go in and chat with the funeral director, presumably about the prospects in the undertaking business.

Howard quit the job, bought a funeral parlor of his own, and started complaining about wagon men asking for money for dropping off bodies. As I recall, some guys lost their job. He branched out into politics.

Could this Howard Brookins be a relative? Could an old wagon man be reincarnated as a squirrel?

11/22/2016 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

was he drinking did they perform field sobriety tests on him , they could change him with dui?

11/22/2016 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What comes around goes around! R.I.P. To our hero Mr. Chatter

11/22/2016 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is a rat he is talking to someone he doesn't want to go to jail!

11/22/2016 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank God Brookings survived, he is the biggest Police supporter out there, yeah right. I feel sorry for that poor asquirrel

11/22/2016 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Congratulations Chicago. 714 Homicides.

An entire Babe Ruth Homerun Total in less than Eleven Months.
A Hank Aaron is within grasp.
Will you make a Bobby Bonds?

11/22/2016 12:57:00 AM

Who is Bobby Bonds?

11/22/2016 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More Gun Control-------- More Squirrel Control--------Was the Squirrel Registered?

11/22/2016 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously he didnt install a Mattel VROOM

11/22/2016 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call bullshit! There's no way a squirrel could do that to a guy or gal moving more than, say, 5mph. NFW!

11/22/2016 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if we can just train these squirrels to get the other 49, we would be doing ok

11/22/2016 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey brooking, now you know how i feel when i travel down roosevelt road.......

its like playing frogger, except they not frogs or squirrels, they are your folks who do not know why traffic lights and painted street crossings are in their community

11/22/2016 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barry's father.

You must be a Cub fan.

11/22/2016 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Major Blockrounder said...


Tomorrow when the media interviews the squirrel's family and neighbors, they will learn that the squirrel has done this sort of thing in the past, but he was turning his life around.

Later the media will come up with ten relatives of the squirrel who seen the incident.
They will speak on camera of how the squirrel was off to the side of the road and the alderman veered off the path and attacked HIM.

In two days the print media will publish an innocent squirrel picture from five years ago in his cap and gown.

In one month the family files a wrongful death lawsuit.

In three years the city pays five million not to go to court due to bad publicity.

The settlement is large because the alderman is now the mayor.

The mayor then gives a ten million dollar grant to improve life for squirrels along the trail.

Unfortunately the only squirrels that make out are the connected squirrels who handled the grant money. They of course had to kick back to the mayor.

Years later the mayor gets investigated for the squirrel grant money kick back scheme.

The mayor then claims he does not remember any bike accident, he does not remember any kick back scheme, he does not know what a squirrel is, he does not know of the trail, and he wants to go home.

The feds strike out once again on the fifth floor.



11/22/2016 04:09:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Job well done! There will be a Lil something something extra on the deck for your boy's!
**********R.I.P. Mr. Squirrel**********

11/22/2016 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Congratulations Chicago. 714 Homicides.

An entire Babe Ruth Homerun Total in less than Eleven Months.
A Hank Aaron is within grasp.
Will you make a Bobby Bonds?

11/22/2016 12:57:00 AM

Who is Bobby Bonds?

11/22/2016 02:40:00 PM

Oh fer cry eye!
You know who he meant!

11/22/2016 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh wow!, lookie here. Seems this aldergoof had to make a split second decision and failed!!! Asshole.
Couldn't you of just knocked him in the tail? Why alderman didn't you just hit the nut out of his mouth? Why didn't you retreat? How fast were you going alderman? Should've just tazed the rodent. Did you log on to your bicycle camera? Ticket #?

11/22/2016 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) the rahm not paying bills train but borrowing billions more goes on:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-cta-tif-district-met-1123-2-20161122-story.html

How about using that "grant" rahm to pay bills already owed like completely shoring up police pension plan! Here is another brilliant idea pay the healthcare of the retired coppers, instead of giving all the money away to the illegal criminals you stand up for as usual!

11/22/2016 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Who cares could not happen to a better pos! More importantly the real President Donald trump called the family personally of another slain brother in blue:

http://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/family-of-slain-sapd-officer-says-trump-called-to-offer-condolences

While barry and his crew don't do anything for police or soldiers this terrible administration along with rahm who i pray Trump comes in here and sits him down and lets him know who is in charge! Rahm needs to be arrested immediately if he breaks federal law shielding the illegal invaders, how can we as police enforce any law when this guy at the top disobeys the law! That could be the best "rahm defense" for any criminal, he as a so called city leader lol, makes the rules but then breaks all the rules disgusting!

11/22/2016 12:27:00 PM
He is getting over a Billion dollars from barry to expand the redline that brings in more shit to downtown areas. How about using that money to stop the blood flowing everywhere. Hire more police, shore up the police pension, and how about the retired health care that would be "change we can believe in!"

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-cta-tif-district-met-1123-2-20161122-story.html

All the billions wasted protecting illegal criminals here, breaking the laws, just like the clintons have done and yet he boldly stands up for law breakers! Hope Trump stands up like he did with the media at Trump tower, he told them they were all liars lets hope Trump does the same here as he makes "law and order" as promised in this city, with the highest number of shootings and highest murder rate!

11/22/2016 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media (TV) actually blocked out the squirrel with that electronic device they use to hide the faces of offenders.

11/22/2016 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's an expensive bike !!! He uses clip in pedals and a Cats Eye ??? Who dies he think he is ? Lance Arnstrong ?

11/22/2016 05:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will rahm accuse the squirrel of possessing non-chicongo values?

Will the squirrel be charged with a so-called "hate crime?"

11/22/2016 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2016/11/10/obamas-skip-traditional-first-couples-photo-with-the-trumps/amp/

11/22/2016 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Even small animals hate Howard Brookins.

11/22/2016 06:11:00 PM  
Blogger grunt said...

Jahid SQUIRRELS

11/22/2016 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we put a statue of the squirrel outside headquarters?

11/22/2016 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's band all bikes in the city of Chicago!
-------------
Band together as unite. Or start a band?

11/22/2016 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Rahm switch from fish to squirrels?

11/22/2016 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word has it Fat Ed is looking for other squirrels that were in the area to strip them..

11/22/2016 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We knew the whole world went nuts.

11/22/2016 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard he was on a fact finding tour so this will be an IOD

11/22/2016 09:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good on the Squirrel!

So...

Is Alderfool Broke-ins going to indict
a squirrel a month now just like he vowed to
indict a Coop a month when he was running for
Cook County State's Attorney?

11/22/2016 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SqLM!

11/22/2016 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit...

A squirrel has finally caught a bike?

11/22/2016 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) just watched Hannity he had the great sheriff David Clarke on talking about Obama and keeping the illegal criminals here the sheriff said "Obama is like the tenants you have to throw out they trash everything before leaving" that is really a perfect description. Wondering if rahms leaving soon while he takes a stand protecting illegal criminals here. Rahms is getting a grant that of course taxpayers will be forced to pay back as government produces nothing, for billion plus to expand the red line,why not use that windfall to fully fund the pension of Chicago police officers and use the balance to restore health care for police retirees? Dean are you like the guy from weekend at berries just being held up by Greg and his crew? Praying Marty Preib runs he will win in a landslide but he has to drain the FOP swamp sweep them all out!

11/22/2016 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the flying squirrel thought the alderman was bullwinkle?

11/22/2016 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

78 Killed in October. What kind of mayor would not take action? The people of Chicago can not stand you you fucking looser.

11/22/2016 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call PETA!!

11/22/2016 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That bike, the snap pedals, the saddle...no way that belonged to an older guy.

11/23/2016 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That squirrel had information that could have put Hillary in jail...

11/23/2016 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squirrel Lives Matter!

11/23/2016 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully the squirrel gets a full honors funeral.

11/23/2016 03:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Staged crime scene.........methinks there is more to it than a frisky squirrel

11/23/2016 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JTTF and CPIC just released and officer safety bulletin on the increase of suicide squirrels aimed at government officials.

11/23/2016 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny...

But the hilarious part is even if he is off of work for months NOBODY will notice.
The ward will still run without MR BIcycle helmet.

CUT the ALderman down to 25

11/23/2016 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media lies again! This alderman wanted to tax the squirrel and take his whole nut, but when the squirrel hesitated, the alderman ran him over, linking him in his spokes and using this killing to send a message to the rest of the squirrels. Unfortunately for him, Mt Greenwood squirrels stood up to him and knocked him off his high horse (bike) of BullShit

11/23/2016 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since he's an alderman the head injuries will not affect his job performance!

11/23/2016 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2016/11/10/obamas-skip-traditional-first-couples-photo-with-the-trumps/amp/

11/22/2016 06:10:00 PM

Now Hillary wants to start a recount of votes in three states where the votes don't add up and allegations of hacking of computers?

Like a monster thought dead, raising its ugly head again! It never ends...

11/23/2016 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2016/11/10/obamas-skip-traditional-first-couples-photo-with-the-trumps/amp/

11/22/2016 06:10:00 PM
but barry is staying in washington to no doubt antagonize President Trump!

11/23/2016 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm's new project. Squirrel proof fences along all bike paths.....

11/23/2016 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope they saved the squirrel as evidence for the lawsuit.

11/23/2016 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

saw the newscast that had front tire blacked out----now i see why...kind of a creepy photo.

11/23/2016 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
(OT) just watched Hannity he had the great sheriff David Clarke on talking about Obama and keeping the illegal criminals here the sheriff said "Obama is like the tenants you have to throw out they trash everything before leaving" that is really a perfect description. Wondering if rahms leaving soon while he takes a stand protecting illegal criminals here. Rahms is getting a grant that of course taxpayers will be forced to pay back as government produces nothing, for billion plus to expand the red line,why not use that windfall to fully fund the pension of Chicago police officers and use the balance to restore health care for police retirees? Dean are you like the guy from weekend at berries just being held up by Greg and his crew? Praying Marty Preib runs he will win in a landslide but he has to drain the FOP swamp sweep them all out!

11/22/2016 10:02:00 PM
Agreed insanity the illegals are flooding the border and here in Chicago we have the illegally here criminals being protected!

11/23/2016 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Let's band all bikes in the city of Chicago!
-------------
Band together as unite. Or start a band?

11/22/2016 06:43:00 PM

I got a kazoo!
Where do I sign up?

11/23/2016 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its worth it if it saves the life of just one Alderman.

11/23/2016 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He ventured out into the squirrels territory and had the audacity to mow him down in the prime of life. Contact PETA. LOL.

11/23/2016 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
(OT) just watched Hannity he had the great sheriff David Clarke on talking about Obama and keeping the illegal criminals here the sheriff said "Obama is like the tenants you have to throw out they trash everything before leaving" that is really a perfect description. Wondering if rahms leaving soon while he takes a stand protecting illegal criminals here. Rahms is getting a grant that of course taxpayers will be forced to pay back as government produces nothing, for billion plus to expand the red line,why not use that windfall to fully fund the pension of Chicago police officers and use the balance to restore health care for police retirees? Dean are you like the guy from weekend at berries just being held up by Greg and his crew? Praying Marty Preib runs he will win in a landslide but he has to drain the FOP swamp sweep them all out!

11/22/2016 10:02:00 PM
Agreed insanity the illegals are flooding the border and here in Chicago we have the illegally here criminals being protected!

11/23/2016 11:46:00 AM<<<

Here's a Brit who knows all about illegal aliens and what they did to Europe and what they would do the U.S. if Trump doesn't stop them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9e_vcSut0A&feature=em-subs_digest

about 10:04 minutes but well worth it

11/24/2016 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could we divert millions to create a cordoned off squirrel only lane on these paths?

11/24/2016 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All Marty Preib has to do is follow the Trump election strategy. MF the mayor, Cook County board president,Sheriff and alderman and he is a shoe in. Press will be clamoring for a controversial sound bite. Marty if you decide to run you will have an unprecedented support like no other candidate has ever seen. There is no downside for you running now that Trump is in the white house. I'm sure that a Trump EEOC attorney would be glad to go after the city for screwing with you on the job. A chance for a policeman to win the ghetto lottery at worst and supervisors that would not look at at you let alone f8ck with you for fear that they are the next lawsuit at best. I know you have the balls and there are plenty of knowledgeable people who would back you. Come on Marty, we need a real leader with balls.

11/24/2016 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All Marty has to do is become more than a one issue candidate. He's been booed out of fop twice by multiple factions. Need to run with Kevin Graham and get some seasoning. Three years from now he can replace Kevin.

11/27/2016 12:01:00 AM  

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