Robocop is Here
- After bringing in Lamborghinis and Ferraris to patrol roads, Dubai police have enrolled a robotic officer, the first in a unit that aims to make up a quarter of the force by 2030.
The robotic cop stood to attention Wednesday night at the foot of Burj Khalifa, the world's tallest tower, as tourists and passersby snapped selfie souvenir photos by its side.
Wearing a police cap and moving on wheels, the robot features a computer touch-screen on its chest that can be used to report a crime or inquire about speeding tickets.
"Our aim is to raise the number of robots to 25 percent of the police force by 2030," said Brigadier Khaled al-Razzooqi, head of Smart Services at Dubai police.
Perhaps Rahm could start by replacing the Traffic Aides with these? Because every Traffic Aide we've ever seen downtown does pretty much nothing but screw up the traffic pattern. Rahm could dress up these robots like....traffic lights or something, and let them run intersections. They'd be far more polite and ease congestion by magnitudes.
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
71 Comments:
Could you see this here? They'd get the cheapest, most obsolete robots that would always be breaking down. They'd all have tickets on them like the dash cams and pdt's. They'd be running on Windows '98...and they'd probably get merit promotions too.
Well, sounds like the job of being the police is being outsourced, and we will
all be replaced in the next 50 years, so thank your lucky stars that most of us will
be gone. For me, 9 yrs for 30, and that's wishful thinking. The left progressives
will get what they want, perfect police!
P.O. shot in hand on The South Side...just came across the internet.
Will there be "Merit" robots ?
Ramadan is here, and so are Islamic Terrorist Attacks. Eyes open.
149 dead so far since May 26.
http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/03/149-dead-so-far-in-ramadan-attacks/
Before Traffic Aids,Police Officer's did traffic at Concerts and Sports Events,With all the Terrorism around the World maybe We should go back to that.
Will Robocop be programmed to enforce Sharia Law?
At least 1/3 of the Chicago robot cops should be Transgender. 1/4 should be vertically challenged (midgets). We need diversity.
Next Comp stat meeting...
This is Eddie209, chicagos new crime fighting machine
Show me your ISR's, you have 15 seconds to comply
They need these in London. Of course, their mayor told them they have to live with it.
All that build up in Dubai is 100% on credit and they only have 10 years worth of oil left. Not enough to cover the costs. Those million dollar homes in the man made islands are about to worthless.
London Bridge is falling down.
Vehicles used as weapons.
Assailants armed with knives.
Terrorism confirmed.
Bloody horror.
Heavily armed police shoot to kill.
But can they be promoted via merit?
2 nights in a row summer mobile units get into some shit. But wtf did you expect from a bunch of young guys who still want to make a difference(you can't blame them I'd like to think most of us were there at the beginning of our careers). But seriously giving them the shittiest unmarked cars in the fleet sending them in blind into unknown districts every night. Wtf did you think was going to happen
Wait until ISIS hacks or hijacks one of these robots we will have roboterrorists!
Coward police ran away even though they were armed with batons the terrorists only had knives hit them with your batons cowards I would have tried to stop them unarmed from stabbing people!
Report: Citizens had to throw chairs at the jihadists — because the police ran away. https://t.co/OgbbGtyOQS
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) June 4, 2017
Police ran away from the attackers, leaving citizens to defend themselves. https://t.co/b5Y0ghAxaG
— Scott Greer (@ScottMGreer) June 4, 2017
Excerpt from Herald Sun
‘THEY WERE STABBING PEOPLE’
Witnesses also said they saw two men stabbing people outside the well-known Roast restaurant in Borough market according to The Guardian. A chef from the nearby Fish restaurant said: “I saw two guys with big knives downstairs outside Roast. They were stabbing people. The police were running away, they were community police. They were normal officers, they were running away.
“The guy with the knife was killing two people. We were shouting ‘stop, stop’ and people threw chairs at them. Police came and shot straight away.”
Another staff member from Fish said: “I saw two people in Breadhead bakery, they had blood on them, they were civilians. I never expected to see this happen here.”
Maybe they can replace those CPD Drones assigned to Airport North and South.
It will only happen if Walsh, Daley, Or Vanecko goes into the Robotic sales and Distribution business.
they'll replace the Springfield democrats, after all, they only vote the way they are programmed. Lets talk abut reducing the aldercreatures, they can replace them too.. Better watch it, they'll register to vote.
how long will it take before you see them perched on blocks and the wheels gone?
Oh wait, that's in Chicago.
will you see them with bounce up and down like low-riders?
Think of the possibilities.....chrome heads for exempts...
Maybe Rahm could test them out by first replacing aldermen? It might be a step in the right direction but replacing something with a higher I.Q. level might cause him problems down the road, but he could always unplug them!
J.J.
Off topic. Happy Anniversary to all my brother officers that entered O'Brien University 44 years today. We were young and dumb but learned quickly when sent into the jaws of death. I hope all of those still living are enjoying their retirement years and are in good health. If you have a few minutes today "get on your knuckles".
Be careful. This is how the Cylons took over in Battlestar Galactica.
Never mind the traffic control. You better look out for them replacing us! Rememebr no salary, no medical, no FOP and no pension. Special events robo cops, bech patrol rob cops, (Of corse not in the sand). I see the bid goimng out now.
Is it true the secret service, grabbed Kathie griffin, why waste the time, just line her up on a wall
If a robot is programmed with all the GO's and the law, uses the appropriate amount of force as 99.9% of us do... Who do they send to jail and sue for excessive force???
Whys da robot got to be WHITE??
It is rumored that the robots have more soul and feelings than our dear Midget.
Not a lot of crime in Dubai!! You fuck up over there you get your fucking head chopped off!!
Let's not forget the red lipstick!!
Traffic Aids save an untold amount of money from the CPD budget. Money that is spent on more important things. God Bless the Traffic Aids, for they do a necessary job for little recognition.
These "robocops" are also used in China in the airports and are equipped with an extendable cattle prod type device. Perfect for breaking up a crowd of angry relatives at the hospital.
If spending money we don't have on technology that doesn't work and his cousin can make a few million, Rahm is all for it.
By comparison, millions of dollars are already spent on a nonworking Community and Sanctuary and enriches only the program administrators and vendors.
Goofy California - April 2017:
"That's what cops in the Mountain View area of Silicon Valley learned on April 19 when they arrested an apparently drunk man for kicking over a limbless security robot. Jason Sylvain, 41, stands accused of being a robocidal maniac after assaulting the conical droid as it patrolled a parking lot, according to NBC Bay Area."
What could possibly go wrong in Lawless Feral Chicago?
Just get 50 robots and put them in the City Council. Could have like an ATM slot put money in and get a yes answer but at least would save money on pensions
Hey squad I need my robot sgt. over here...
Can I have my robot sgt. approve my case report please..
It would get stolen by one of the metal scrappers! lol
"You have twenty seconds to comply"
A RoboCop would be alot better than some of the bosses we have. The WC on afternoons (initials F.U.) is horrible to us. I have been on the watch for several years now and can only say this guy needs to leave. Guess my point is how much worst could a robot do then this stroke.
Yeah, in Chicago it would probably have its hard drive and parts stolen.
Do you know how much. Is t. Time there is in Dubai and the rest of U.A.E? Zero - be abuse when you are caught you are dealt with most severely.
Witnesses also said they saw two men stabbing people outside the well-known Roast restaurant in Borough market according to The Guardian. A chef from the nearby Fish restaurant said: “I saw two guys with big knives downstairs outside Roast. They were stabbing people. The police were running away, they were community police. They were normal officers, they were running away.
“The guy with the knife was killing two people. We were shouting ‘stop, stop’ and people threw chairs at them. Police came and shot straight away.”
Another staff member from Fish said: “I saw two people in Breadhead bakery, they had blood on them, they were civilians. I never expected to see this happen here.”
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Where else did they expect this to happen?? All their brilliant government officials wanted these hyper pagan cult followers in the country, and now all you see is people getting butchered in the streets, rioting, vandalism, and assaults on the tax paying English commoners. The #1 name for English newborn males is "Mohammed". England has turned into another France, where these parasites have outbred the native people, and the politicians have cashed in and sold out their countrymen for votes from the foreigners. All the WW2 vets, British and American alike, would be outraged to see how their sacrifice is being wasted by the masses of spoiled and ignorant descendants who conveniently forgot history.
Will this lead to Robot Liberal Democrat politicians. Oh wait....we already have robot legislators and officials in Springfield, Crook County, and Chicago City Hall. All of the corrupt money grubbing machine politicians are wired to do exactly as their masters tell them. Hint: We the taxpayers are not the master.
Hey Inspector Joe Clouseau - We could save money by disbanding the useless Traffic MisControl Aides and expanding whatever small police cadet program exists to utilizing cadets for traffic duties. They would actually do the job instead of standing 2 feet off the curb with a yellow vest, blowing a whistle, and making a few gestures with their arms. Have a requirement that the cadet also take criminal justice courses and you won't have the "warm body wants a job" syndrome but a someone who wants to become the police. The current traffic control aides could be offered Safe Passage jobs so they could still wear a yellow vest.
Pffffft......those would last about 10 minutes in Chicago before being found stripped in an empty lot. Get real.
Too hard on the traffic aides, SCC. Sure, they are not particularly active but the main point is that (for whatever reason) the motorists don't "block the box" in their presence.
will the teamsters represent them?
Anonymous said...
Wait until ISIS hacks or hijacks one of these robots we will have roboterrorists!
Coward police ran away even though they were armed with batons the terrorists only had knives hit them with your batons cowards I would have tried to stop them unarmed from stabbing people!
Report: Citizens had to throw chairs at the jihadists — because the police ran away. https://t.co/OgbbGtyOQS
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) June 4, 2017
Police ran away from the attackers, leaving citizens to defend themselves. https://t.co/b5Y0ghAxaG
— Scott Greer (@ScottMGreer) June 4, 2017
Excerpt from Herald Sun
‘THEY WERE STABBING PEOPLE’
Witnesses also said they saw two men stabbing people outside the well-known Roast restaurant in Borough market according to The Guardian. A chef from the nearby Fish restaurant said: “I saw two guys with big knives downstairs outside Roast. They were stabbing people. The police were running away, they were community police. They were normal officers, they were running away.
“The guy with the knife was killing two people. We were shouting ‘stop, stop’ and people threw chairs at them. Police came and shot straight away.”
Another staff member from Fish said: “I saw two people in Breadhead bakery, they had blood on them, they were civilians. I never expected to see this happen here.”
6/04/2017 06:38:00 AM
I GOTTA RUN
Cant wait for hackers to wreck havoc with those.....
If they deploy those here dude will steal it and take to the nearest scrap yard...
I'm an obrien alum, still kickin'
https://youtu.be/mnWY6TNLMq0
Be Very Afraid...That's how Skynet became "Self Aware"...Can Judgement day be far behind...?
You are never safe...
Meanwhile, somewhere in 016 . . .
*Knock, knock, knock.*
Dog going apeshit in the backyard.
Homeowner looks through the peephole, sees a uniformed 9161, and opens the door.
"Are you the legal guardian of John Connor?"
How about a robo mayor? Then there would be no need for a robot to steal.
"I am an Android...with a positronic neural network, that you would call a brain. I can make approximately 525 Quadrillion calculations simultaneously. Quite frankly, I am a sentient lifeform and do not exhibit human emotion."
02:10 P.M. I agree. He is the same one that is always asking us for numbers. He blows up when you come in with nothing. I am sorry if I am responding to call after call all night.
@ 6/04/2017 04:40:00 PM
The majority of Traffic Aides are Part time (less than 1k hours a year) city employees trying to find a full time gig.
You want to talk about useless? Lets talk about the Crossing Guard that works Rutherford and Foster. Where there is a Light. She should be posted at the next north intersection where there isn't a light. Or the crossing guards that would get driven around in 019 by their cop supervisor doing street cleaning so they could keep them on the clock and paid.
Or the 80k a year coppers that rush around 024 and 020 and 014 and 018 and 019 looking for street cleaning tickets to write.
I will not defend the way that TMA is run by the clout hacks at OEMC. I don't arm chair QB the police when it comes to actual Law Enforcement.
But you want to throw stones? Make sure your house is perfect first.
Anonymous said...
Never mind the traffic control. You better look out for them replacing us! Rememebr no salary, no medical, no FOP and no pension. Special events robo cops, bech patrol rob cops, (Of corse not in the sand). I see the bid goimng out now.
6/04/2017 07:31:00 AM
And Lovey and Lovey are just waiting for the first computer malfunction that gets a person killed by a Robot Cop.
Having lived in Dubai, this is more of a PR stunt than anything. What happens when you have more money than you know what to deal with? As I recall they do have a Lamborghini and a Ferrari in their department - mainly to deal with other rich jerks who have the same. Overall Dubai is insanely safe - except if you're a woman - and that's only because the imported population from the Indian subcontinent like to grope or worse for Western women.
There is something to be said about how they handle crimes - what would get you a pass from Kim Foxxxxxxx would have you end up in a world of hurt there. A misdemeanor drug possession would get you serious time.
However, if we did have robot police in Chicago, odds are they'd be labeled racist and the smart robot police would become merit hacks.
As Judy Collins would say, "don't bother, they're here."
Bet it this robot has more personality with a sense of humor to boot(Zing!)than the current CPD Command staff.
The hood would strip that robocop for scrap metal...
Dickhead on 5400 Nordica can get his own instead of calling 311 and bitching about permits everyday.
Wait a minute don't they already have 50 robots on the city council
We already have robot democratic voters. Robot alderman would be an improvement. The wheels have fallen off Chicago and it slowly grinds it's self into dust. Only robots and roaches will be left someday. We have the roaches and they only have two legs walk upright and scream gib me dat.
Can probably program quotas into them. (What will they do for the rest of the month?)
J.J.
Imagine the kick back schemes Rahm and his cronies could pull with those......
old retired guy says I was a cadet and got on the job right away because of cadet service. Just before I retired in 2011 we had a great cadet with three years in our unit. Tracy Ladner gave the cadets NO consideration for being cadets. The cadet wasn't hired and left the department our loss. I hope this has been corrected.
So it's a rolling kiosk. Wow.
Anonymous said...
@ 6/04/2017 04:40:00 PM
The majority of Traffic Aides are Part time (less than 1k hours a year) city employees trying to find a full time gig.
You want to talk about useless? Lets talk about the Crossing Guard that works Rutherford and Foster. Where there is a Light. She should be posted at the next north intersection where there isn't a light. Or the crossing guards that would get driven around in 019 by their cop supervisor doing street cleaning so they could keep them on the clock and paid.
Or the 80k a year coppers that rush around 024 and 020 and 014 and 018 and 019 looking for street cleaning tickets to write.
I will not defend the way that TMA is run by the clout hacks at OEMC. I don't arm chair QB the police when it comes to actual Law Enforcement.
But you want to throw stones? Make sure your house is perfect first.
6/04/2017 10:03:00 PM
Hey look, nobody gives a fuck about what you think.
Why in the fuck you think the police shouldn't write parking tickets?
You know what? Don't care.
Go complain about the po po stealing your parkers on the expired meter, cause nobody give a fuck here.
6/06/2017 05:48:00 AM
Look here Douche, Half the Ordinances in the parker book that should be a suppository for your fat ass are wrong.
But you just keep writing expired plates or Rear and Front Required (one for each missing plate like untrained stroke you are) or 9-64-170D or 9-64-170B when the Fine isn't even correct.
Oh I know...dust off donut crumbs, hit pause on your Netflix and walk around a car before you drop a ticket on it to see if there is already one on it from the same day.
You have the whole god damn ILVC and ILCS to work with. But I suppose being fetal is easy for someone with a Gun and 80k a year covered by a 3500 pound squad. How about Stop Sign enforcement (failure to come to a complete Stop)? How about Crosswalk enforcement (Failure to yield when pedestrian present)?
How about all you late night/early morning hard chargers.....and all the complaints from around the 50 wards about the Semi's parking where the heck ever? Thats an Instant Tow/Impound under 9-64-170....there is free activity for your set to suck on and you didn't profile anyone.
Now go get some activity...I think I hear Weezeee is looking for you.
@ 6/06/2017 10:16:00 AM
Thats the funniest comeback I've read in a long time.
Damn near snorted my Irish Whiskey out my nose.
Regards tow whomever that was,
The Finance Guy on a Bike.
"6/06/2017 10:16:00 AM: Half the Ordinances in the parker book......... are wrong."
We have an issue here people.
I was bored today and decided to check and see if the above poster was blowing smoke or actually was right.
I found about 6 violations in the Parking Ticket book that are not correct. A couple have the wrong Fine and about 4 have the wrong Ordinance letter after the number. And I'm talking about citations that get issued a lot by the people that do Parkers in the slower districts.
Hey Finance Bike Guy.... would you care to comment?
SCC...might want to check out your ticket book and do a review with the Ordinance Book or whats on Am Legal Publishing.
Someone dropped the Ball Huge here.
Hey Finance Bike Guy.... would you care to comment?
SCC...might want to check out your ticket book and do a review with the Ordinance Book or whats on Am Legal Publishing.
Someone dropped the Ball Huge here.
6/09/2017 09:53:00 PM
I can't. You bump into me on the street I will talk to you. But I'm not going anywhere near this on the internet.
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