Weekend Predictions
Place your bets ladies and gents. We're bringing back a long neglected feature - the mayhem predictions. We're going to set the numbers as follows:
- 10 dead, 35 maimed
To count, the times of occurrence must between 1700 hours Friday and 0200 AM Monday. As in years past, the only numbers accepted are those provided by HeyJackass.com. Predictions/Guesses in the comment section.
posted by SCC at 5:31 PM
105 Comments:
9 and 32
I see the department has its priorities straight. A contest for new design on squad cars. WTF ... like this is important now.
Let's go with 12 dead, 41 wounded. If they break out the rifles... much higher. Be thankful you don't work in an emergency room. Too bad EMS can't "stay fetal."
7/49
Not betting on marksmanship
My guess,
Too damn many
8 killed .. 46 shot.. rahmicide numbers
6/30.
Higher temps let the lead fly farther. 12 dead , 50 wounded, 2 #shotinthearse.
15 killed. 42 wounded.
Put me down for 12 KIA and 42 wounded.
with temps on the 90s i expect scattered bloodshowers in the south and west sides.
50 with extra holes along with 12 kilt.
I'll go with 16 and 22.
Only cause our manpower is up...smoke and mirrors.
If I had $100 in chips :
$25 on total of 8 and 41 for the time slot.
$10 for 1 on LSD.
$20 for 1 on The s/b Dead Ryan
$25 for a Double-Double
$20 in Bubble bucks for 2 of any total are in 012.
Or drop all $100 if there's a Roulette wheel.
12 dead and 42 hit.
Chalkie is going to be humping.
8 dead, 24 shot
7 total, i believe the recent decline and bad shooting will not push it over 7
Reference this post if Im wrong please.
9 and 42 says tom waits' crystal ball...
Either way fat head Ed and 9 1/2 stubs will spin it and say it was a pretty nice weekend because arrest were up or the districts were packed with police.... it's pretty pathetic what Raccoon eyes and old 9.5er do on Monday morning spin cycle
12 Dead 31 Injured
7 and 27
CH
And more time off restrictions just came out. But we aren't short on manpower.
9 and 56
I am taking the "over" 12 and 36 please
22 wounded 9 killed
My sweaty balls predict: 15 Dead, 50 hurt(as the twerp murder mayor's media would report it)
3 fight on the north side beaches that require more than 4 police to break up.
OT: Police involved shooting on Odgen Av in Lyons. 1 thug dead. Police not injured.
12 dead and 37 shot.
downtown EB
It's gonna be a heat wave.
Tempers will be short and the lead will be flying.
Chalkie had his time off cancelled.
22 dead 40 shot
90 plus Ll weekend. I'm going with 14 doa and 45 with extra holes. Stay safe brothers and sisters.
With all the heat predicted, I'm gonna go with 15 killed, 45 shot, stabbed, or otherwise not suffering from "life threatening injuries" :-)
Baker's dozen killed, 36 shot.
I'll go 4/12 to kick things off.
15 dead 63 injured
12 dead, 42 maimed
015 3rd
15 dead
40 plus shot
"Danger is no stranger to a Task Force Ranger " circa 1973. Living 600 miles from the action but in 1974 @ 75 we had 1000 murders so it appears to me that the Boys in the Hood need more " Range Time " but Ill say 12 dead and 40 shot..... Stay Fetal boys and girls and pick up the bodies on Monday ,after morning coffee of course !
8 dead 44 shot....and they're off!!!!
What does it matter? It's accepted in the community, news media and politicians. They only get " worked up" when the police shoot a future brain surgeon.or someone says trump.
13 dead, 39 vented
I'll go with 6 and 41. ER doctors will step up their game.
OT: TV Reporter Colleen Campbell fired after vicious tirade & her profile has been scrubbed
“What’s that called? What’s that called? Assault? Show me videotape,” Campbell said. “You can’t! That’s why everybody hates you guys! You can’t prove it! You f—-king piece of s–ts.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npWFv6rYmjU
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I will go with 15 and 45
Double both numbers
9 dead 53 shot
13/43...it gonna be hot
18 beers, few burgers, bag of chips and time with family in a nice suburban hood. I moved out. Catch me if you can.
Looks like the Boys and Girls of Chicago are really stepping up already.
Two dead, one wounded before 7pm.
6/32 Early in the carnage season, new crop of shorties making rookie mistakes, and on the flip side, we have the best trained E. R. staffs anywhere in the world. Repetition alone makes them a formidable force in the city's VRI initiative. Taking more scenic routes to E.R.s would see a great improvement in the numbers. Maybe I have a future in predictive analysis.
15 killed, 38 shot
24/6
I'm going with 9 - 46
9-kilt
45-aerated
Let the bodies hit the floor
9 killed 54 wounded.
Wishful thinking is 54 for 54.
22 wounded 9 killed 1 shot by police
We'll pass last year in 2 weeks
13 and 44. in addition, a 10-1 at some point at one of the area beaches! I agree, stay fetal, let it all play out and enjoy the overtime money!
12 and 41
9.5 murders this weekend. Because rahmie can't count any higher.
15 k'd and 69 Wndd
Keep the line moving.
RHAMACIDE in CHIRAQ !!!
I say WRATGAS (Who Really and Truly Gives a Sheet) to people in Chicago. No one really cares. Six killed and 42 others ventilated.
14 dead 41 shot and 4 death investigation 10 missing who end up in lake dead by accident!
signed summer-mobile in Englewood alley.
Who's this Xavier Joy found Thursday shot dead in a parking lot?
Shut down the beaches. It's too hot.
There were definitely lots of shots fired along the Madison Street corridor but no one got hit...so far.
One big homicide that didn't get counted in the weekend totals happened on Thursday night June 8th. A 23-year old teacher named Xavier Joy was shot and killed on 62nd & Ingleside. By all accounts a decent young man killed for his cellphone. His family is politically connected and heavy in the Democratic Party. You wanted the first big "heater" case of 2017...this is the one.
Slow Friday night so far.
WTF?
I see the department has its priorities straight. A contest for new design on squad cars. WTF ... like this is important now.
Which merit boss had this idiotic idea?
I hope my entry isn't too late. I missed this thread yesterday.
So I'm going with: 7 Dead, 40 Wounded.
(I haven't checked last night's numbers at HeyJackass)
are there regular "Dead Pools" run by old school bookie types in Chicongo, particularly in the Summer?
High scores is good scores.
Every dead rat is one less mini-crime wave.
Every dead rat saves 10s, maybe 100s of 1000's of $$$ over what would have been their pro-rated lifetime benefits in cash 'n kind.
Every dead rat is one less vote for the Democrats....well, not true, the Daed (sic) vote often & always vote the right way in Chicongo
16 and 55
Absolutely scary to think what murder numbers would be if it weren't for the CFD EMTs. Or the ER trauma center staffs.
The US militar sends it trauma teams to chicago prior to deployment to work them up to speed.
Anonymous said...
22 wounded 9 killed
6/09/2017 09:11:00 PM
Hey, SCC said for "the weekend" silly, not just one day!
It's going to be hot this weekend.
11 dead 44 wounded
7 killed. 49 saved by doctors.
They have had time to "gather weapons and Ammo" for several weeks now. I predict 45 shot and 12 dead. There hasn't been a large multiple in a while....
This has been the calm before the Storm...
Possibly the first on the beach??
Chalkie has been loading up on No-Doz & Mountain Dew. He's got extra chalk & yellow tape...let the good times Roll.
May need to close the beaches this weekend? Too hot!
Da Bears: 87 - Dead/Maimed: 11/37
8 dead and 41 shot, boldly going with some lakefront action this weekend.
11/53 If I win guess who lost ? Lol
Double digits both ways.
What a great place to live. The places i want to move to don't see these total numbers in decades.we see it in a fucking weekend.
17 dead, 52 maimed....being hopeful!
Maaa'ann....It's hotter than a Muh-Fuh...Got's to have my Gat at all times cuz theys Killin brothers out here like flies on a day old grilled cheese...BE UPPPP!!!!
I like the over.
17/44
Im thinking 14 and 61 ... Because of weather and a host of other reasons a good many grudges have been aloud to fester ... This week-end clear and sunny so all the free range thugs will be out and will run across each other... Could be a record breaker
No violence during NBA finals. Seriously, look at the stats.
16 dead 4 shot
4 and 69
13/49
8/40
10 DOA, and a bunch wounded
Maybe they should put up more "no gun" signs.
This city is populated, and ran by, total imbeciles.
WHT has been busy. Great job, It looks like I underestimated shootings if things keep up.
Holy shiite! HJ's noon update is showing a wee bit o' the old ultraviolence. 5 doubles,
1 triple and a party of 9, yes 9 peeps/folkses/homies being capped at one location. Sunday, Bloody Sunday's multis (so far) have added 22 to the butchers bill.
Heh. Forget it, Jake . . . It's RAHMADAN.
Anonymous said...
Who's this Xavier Joy found Thursday shot dead in a parking lot?
6/10/2017 08:03:00 AM
Dad is a part of the liberal left. There is more to this story, shot 7 times during a robbery?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
13 and 44. in addition, a 10-1 at some point at one of the area beaches! I agree, stay fetal, let it all play out and enjoy the overtime money!
6/10/2017 06:46:00 AM
Nostradamus
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-shootings-violence20170611-story.html
We'll easily see 40 plus shot but a combination of poor marksmanship and top notch medical care is keeping the fatalities down.
Several posters mentioned the possibility of a little beachfront carnage. 31st street beach had a double @ 1840. It's a shame carcharodon carcharias isn't a fresh water species.
Christ i had the over at 14 / 61 ... I checked at 9:30 my time ... Just 5 dead ... Slackers
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