Friday, June 09, 2017

Weekend Predictions

Place your bets ladies and gents. We're bringing back a long neglected feature - the mayhem predictions. We're going to set the numbers as follows:
  • 10 dead, 35 maimed
To count, the times of occurrence must between 1700 hours Friday and 0200 AM Monday. As in years past, the only numbers accepted are those provided by HeyJackass.com. Predictions/Guesses in the comment section.

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104 Comments:

Blogger Retired Indiana Copper said...

9 and 32

6/09/2017 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see the department has its priorities straight. A contest for new design on squad cars. WTF ... like this is important now.

6/09/2017 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's go with 12 dead, 41 wounded. If they break out the rifles... much higher. Be thankful you don't work in an emergency room. Too bad EMS can't "stay fetal."

6/09/2017 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous CrookCountyJustice said...

7/49
Not betting on marksmanship

6/09/2017 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My guess,

Too damn many

6/09/2017 07:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 killed .. 46 shot.. rahmicide numbers

6/09/2017 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6/30.

6/09/2017 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Higher temps let the lead fly farther. 12 dead , 50 wounded, 2 #shotinthearse.

6/09/2017 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

15 killed. 42 wounded.

6/09/2017 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put me down for 12 KIA and 42 wounded.

6/09/2017 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous tom skillethead said...

with temps on the 90s i expect scattered bloodshowers in the south and west sides.

50 with extra holes along with 12 kilt.

6/09/2017 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

I'll go with 16 and 22.
Only cause our manpower is up...smoke and mirrors.

6/09/2017 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I had $100 in chips :

$25 on total of 8 and 41 for the time slot.
$10 for 1 on LSD.
$20 for 1 on The s/b Dead Ryan
$25 for a Double-Double
$20 in Bubble bucks for 2 of any total are in 012.

Or drop all $100 if there's a Roulette wheel.

6/09/2017 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 dead and 42 hit.
Chalkie is going to be humping.

6/09/2017 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 dead, 24 shot

6/09/2017 08:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7 total, i believe the recent decline and bad shooting will not push it over 7

Reference this post if Im wrong please.

6/09/2017 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 and 42 says tom waits' crystal ball...

6/09/2017 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Either way fat head Ed and 9 1/2 stubs will spin it and say it was a pretty nice weekend because arrest were up or the districts were packed with police.... it's pretty pathetic what Raccoon eyes and old 9.5er do on Monday morning spin cycle

6/09/2017 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 Dead 31 Injured

6/09/2017 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7 and 27
CH

6/09/2017 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And more time off restrictions just came out. But we aren't short on manpower.

6/09/2017 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 and 56

6/09/2017 08:56:00 PM  
Blogger timmyp34 said...

I am taking the "over" 12 and 36 please

6/09/2017 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

22 wounded 9 killed

6/09/2017 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My sweaty balls predict: 15 Dead, 50 hurt(as the twerp murder mayor's media would report it)

6/09/2017 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3 fight on the north side beaches that require more than 4 police to break up.

6/09/2017 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Police involved shooting on Odgen Av in Lyons. 1 thug dead. Police not injured.

6/09/2017 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 dead and 37 shot.


downtown EB

6/09/2017 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's gonna be a heat wave.
Tempers will be short and the lead will be flying.

Chalkie had his time off cancelled.

6/09/2017 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

22 dead 40 shot

6/09/2017 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

90 plus Ll weekend. I'm going with 14 doa and 45 with extra holes. Stay safe brothers and sisters.

6/09/2017 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all the heat predicted, I'm gonna go with 15 killed, 45 shot, stabbed, or otherwise not suffering from "life threatening injuries" :-)

6/09/2017 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baker's dozen killed, 36 shot.

6/09/2017 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll go 4/12 to kick things off.

6/09/2017 10:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

15 dead 63 injured

6/09/2017 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 dead, 42 maimed


015 3rd

6/09/2017 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

15 dead
40 plus shot

6/09/2017 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Danger is no stranger to a Task Force Ranger " circa 1973. Living 600 miles from the action but in 1974 @ 75 we had 1000 murders so it appears to me that the Boys in the Hood need more " Range Time " but Ill say 12 dead and 40 shot..... Stay Fetal boys and girls and pick up the bodies on Monday ,after morning coffee of course !

6/09/2017 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 dead 44 shot....and they're off!!!!

6/09/2017 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does it matter? It's accepted in the community, news media and politicians. They only get " worked up" when the police shoot a future brain surgeon.or someone says trump.

6/09/2017 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13 dead, 39 vented

6/09/2017 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll go with 6 and 41. ER doctors will step up their game.

6/09/2017 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: TV Reporter Colleen Campbell fired after vicious tirade & her profile has been scrubbed

“What’s that called? What’s that called? Assault? Show me videotape,” Campbell said. “You can’t! That’s why everybody hates you guys! You can’t prove it! You f—-king piece of s–ts.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npWFv6rYmjU


rb

6/09/2017 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will go with 15 and 45

6/09/2017 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Double both numbers

6/09/2017 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 dead 53 shot

6/09/2017 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13/43...it gonna be hot

6/09/2017 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

18 beers, few burgers, bag of chips and time with family in a nice suburban hood. I moved out. Catch me if you can.

6/10/2017 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the Boys and Girls of Chicago are really stepping up already.
Two dead, one wounded before 7pm.

6/10/2017 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6/32 Early in the carnage season, new crop of shorties making rookie mistakes, and on the flip side, we have the best trained E. R. staffs anywhere in the world. Repetition alone makes them a formidable force in the city's VRI initiative. Taking more scenic routes to E.R.s would see a great improvement in the numbers. Maybe I have a future in predictive analysis.

6/10/2017 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

15 killed, 38 shot

6/10/2017 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

24/6

6/10/2017 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going with 9 - 46

6/10/2017 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9-kilt

45-aerated

6/10/2017 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the bodies hit the floor

6/10/2017 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 killed 54 wounded.

Wishful thinking is 54 for 54.

6/10/2017 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

22 wounded 9 killed 1 shot by police

6/10/2017 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We'll pass last year in 2 weeks

6/10/2017 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13 and 44. in addition, a 10-1 at some point at one of the area beaches! I agree, stay fetal, let it all play out and enjoy the overtime money!

6/10/2017 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 and 41

6/10/2017 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9.5 murders this weekend. Because rahmie can't count any higher.

6/10/2017 06:52:00 AM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

15 k'd and 69 Wndd

6/10/2017 06:55:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Keep the line moving.

6/10/2017 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RHAMACIDE in CHIRAQ !!!

6/10/2017 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say WRATGAS (Who Really and Truly Gives a Sheet) to people in Chicago. No one really cares. Six killed and 42 others ventilated.

6/10/2017 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

14 dead 41 shot and 4 death investigation 10 missing who end up in lake dead by accident!

signed summer-mobile in Englewood alley.

6/10/2017 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's this Xavier Joy found Thursday shot dead in a parking lot?

6/10/2017 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut down the beaches. It's too hot.

6/10/2017 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Lionel Hutz said...

There were definitely lots of shots fired along the Madison Street corridor but no one got hit...so far.
One big homicide that didn't get counted in the weekend totals happened on Thursday night June 8th. A 23-year old teacher named Xavier Joy was shot and killed on 62nd & Ingleside. By all accounts a decent young man killed for his cellphone. His family is politically connected and heavy in the Democratic Party. You wanted the first big "heater" case of 2017...this is the one.

6/10/2017 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slow Friday night so far.

6/10/2017 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF?

I see the department has its priorities straight. A contest for new design on squad cars. WTF ... like this is important now.

Which merit boss had this idiotic idea?

6/10/2017 08:59:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

I hope my entry isn't too late. I missed this thread yesterday.
So I'm going with: 7 Dead, 40 Wounded.
(I haven't checked last night's numbers at HeyJackass)

6/10/2017 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are there regular "Dead Pools" run by old school bookie types in Chicongo, particularly in the Summer?

High scores is good scores.

Every dead rat is one less mini-crime wave.

Every dead rat saves 10s, maybe 100s of 1000's of $$$ over what would have been their pro-rated lifetime benefits in cash 'n kind.

Every dead rat is one less vote for the Democrats....well, not true, the Daed (sic) vote often & always vote the right way in Chicongo

6/10/2017 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

16 and 55

6/10/2017 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely scary to think what murder numbers would be if it weren't for the CFD EMTs. Or the ER trauma center staffs.

The US militar sends it trauma teams to chicago prior to deployment to work them up to speed.

6/10/2017 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
22 wounded 9 killed

6/09/2017 09:11:00 PM

Hey, SCC said for "the weekend" silly, not just one day!

6/10/2017 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's going to be hot this weekend.


11 dead 44 wounded

6/10/2017 10:11:00 AM  
Blogger BirdsnBlooms1 said...

7 killed. 49 saved by doctors.

6/10/2017 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Bring out Your Dead said...

They have had time to "gather weapons and Ammo" for several weeks now. I predict 45 shot and 12 dead. There hasn't been a large multiple in a while....

This has been the calm before the Storm...

6/10/2017 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Possibly the first on the beach??

6/10/2017 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie has been loading up on No-Doz & Mountain Dew. He's got extra chalk & yellow tape...let the good times Roll.

6/10/2017 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May need to close the beaches this weekend? Too hot!

6/10/2017 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Da Bears: 87 - Dead/Maimed: 11/37

6/10/2017 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 dead and 41 shot, boldly going with some lakefront action this weekend.

6/10/2017 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/53 If I win guess who lost ? Lol

6/10/2017 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Double digits both ways.
What a great place to live. The places i want to move to don't see these total numbers in decades.we see it in a fucking weekend.

6/10/2017 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

17 dead, 52 maimed....being hopeful!

6/10/2017 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous In Da Hood said...

Maaa'ann....It's hotter than a Muh-Fuh...Got's to have my Gat at all times cuz theys Killin brothers out here like flies on a day old grilled cheese...BE UPPPP!!!!

6/10/2017 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

17/44

6/10/2017 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im thinking 14 and 61 ... Because of weather and a host of other reasons a good many grudges have been aloud to fester ... This week-end clear and sunny so all the free range thugs will be out and will run across each other... Could be a record breaker

6/10/2017 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No violence during NBA finals. Seriously, look at the stats.

6/10/2017 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

16 dead 4 shot

6/10/2017 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 and 69

6/10/2017 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13/49

6/10/2017 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/40

6/10/2017 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 DOA, and a bunch wounded

6/10/2017 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they should put up more "no gun" signs.

This city is populated, and ran by, total imbeciles.

6/11/2017 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHT has been busy. Great job, It looks like I underestimated shootings if things keep up.

6/11/2017 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shiite! HJ's noon update is showing a wee bit o' the old ultraviolence. 5 doubles,
1 triple and a party of 9, yes 9 peeps/folkses/homies being capped at one location. Sunday, Bloody Sunday's multis (so far) have added 22 to the butchers bill.

Heh. Forget it, Jake . . . It's RAHMADAN.

6/11/2017 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Who's this Xavier Joy found Thursday shot dead in a parking lot?

6/10/2017 08:03:00 AM

Dad is a part of the liberal left. There is more to this story, shot 7 times during a robbery?

6/11/2017 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
13 and 44. in addition, a 10-1 at some point at one of the area beaches! I agree, stay fetal, let it all play out and enjoy the overtime money!

6/10/2017 06:46:00 AM

Nostradamus

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-shootings-violence20170611-story.html

6/11/2017 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We'll easily see 40 plus shot but a combination of poor marksmanship and top notch medical care is keeping the fatalities down.

6/11/2017 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Several posters mentioned the possibility of a little beachfront carnage. 31st street beach had a double @ 1840. It's a shame carcharodon carcharias isn't a fresh water species.

6/11/2017 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christ i had the over at 14 / 61 ... I checked at 9:30 my time ... Just 5 dead ... Slackers

6/11/2017 08:44:00 PM  

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