Laughable List

This reads like a "Who's Who" of politically connected, married to, bedroom antics, drinking buddies, and fuck-ups beyond compare (click for larger versions):

This is filling us with so much confidence. Just the amount of lawsuits already paid out for some of these names might color our thinking of where to bid to next in the hopes of scoring a few tens of thousands of dollars in payouts. There are people on this list who haven't seen the back of a Watch Operations Lt's desk or served a day as a Field Lt. in their careers, yet they're going to be expected to run a watch within Orders, Policy and by Contracts that they have never lived by.

Batten down the hatches and stock up on Grievance Reports.