Tuesday, February 06, 2018

Memo

The "best and the brightest:"


The application for "merit" must have been a doozie.

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125 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!!!

2/06/2018 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait until you get a "load" of the latest scandal coming out of 006

2/06/2018 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh!

Old retired guy

2/06/2018 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazing

2/06/2018 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a cop but all I can say is "huh?" So confusing.

2/06/2018 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best is nothing will happen to this guy. Nothing. Incompetence is the norm around here.

2/06/2018 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF is a 'row" call room?? Is it a room where we bring our boats??? I'm sick of this shit...

2/06/2018 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous ROLL Call said...

Sgt RW:

See you at "ROW (sic) CALL", you stupid hack.

2/06/2018 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah...and the 2 merit Noble Commanders of the 6&7th districts --who signed off on this wonderful memo...

2/06/2018 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to try google translate on that one and maybe make some sense of it.
I think it's beyond the computer's ability, though. What language IS that?

2/06/2018 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Row, Row , Row
Your boat up shits creeks
Merrily Merrily
This shit show is but a dream.

2/06/2018 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "best and the brightest:"

>Pffffft!<

In a dead dog's hockey-dot...

2/06/2018 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a question. What the hell is a "Row call room"?

2/06/2018 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Row Call Room? Are the going to have a pizza party and sing Row...Row...Row Your Boat?

For the non police it's called a Roll Call Room. Be afraid John Q. Public. Be very afraid.

2/06/2018 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy crap! I tried to use google translate on it and it froze my damn computer. This department has become so pathetic.

2/06/2018 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually thought he made a mistake with the “row” until I saw it twice. He actually believes it’s a “row” call room. Just unbelievable. And we are expected to take orders from a person that doesn’t even know what a roll call is? This is why moral just sucks.

2/06/2018 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just curious does the Marine unit have row boats in 007. Is a roll call room the same as a row call room...row row row your boat......inquiring minds want to know

2/06/2018 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can anyone verify if ‘the sleeping sgt’ is now a member of Supt. Johnson’s Zumba class?

2/06/2018 01:03:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

That is from our next Superintendent of police...

(For fuck's sake!!!)

2/06/2018 01:24:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

"If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me".



Yeah, I gotta question for ya, dummy.

Do you realize that you represent everything that's wrong with this fucking department?

Keep the hits coming, SCC. My sources tell me that Fort Fellatio is extra aggravated because of the last few days of threads. And anything that gives those assholes agita brings a smile to my face.

2/06/2018 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is this “Row Call Room” he speaks of?

2/06/2018 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How the fuck did you think it was called “Row Call”? Really?! I could understand “Role Call” thinking maybe the officers role for the day would be discussed. Holy shit. It is ROLL CALL.

What an embarrassment. The entire memo is incoherent and poorly written. My 7 year old nephew could type something better.

2/06/2018 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

row call in a boat ?

2/06/2018 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn thats a lot of money standing around that row call room

2/06/2018 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that makes me look like a Harvard graduate!

2/06/2018 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Row, row, row your boat.....

2/06/2018 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well lookie here.....

2/06/2018 03:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

with all these luminaries. will rahm open up McCormick place?

2/06/2018 04:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's not forget "HIDA." It's a freaking acronym and he couldn't just look it up to spell it correctly? Well I guess that would be asking too much.

2/06/2018 05:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, no ,no.....you guys got it all wrong. He meant row as in people in a line ....he wants as many people there so he can play his favorite game, duck duck goose!
Oh yes it will be so much fun.

2/06/2018 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah nah nah. Well you see SSC, its like this.....

2/06/2018 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
Well lookie here.....

2/06/2018 03:17:00 AM

And what not.....

2/06/2018 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm "roll" too, towards retirement 15 May 2018, can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it has become a circus surrounded by white shirts who act like the circus what a bunch of clowns!!!!!!!!

2/06/2018 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reading that I suddenly have a taste for an Uncrustable.

And I have no idea why. But they are delicious.

2/06/2018 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Glass Half Empty said...

So, waz rong wit dat?

2/06/2018 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow

2/06/2018 06:38:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Be blessed with what?

2/06/2018 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man Englewood really is rising it has a regatta now.

2/06/2018 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Straight outta Do-wop-da-Bam!!

2/06/2018 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's NOT row call you kwazzy wabbit...And what's even worse, is that who ever signed off on this garbage, DIDN'T see the spelling mistakes either..SMH....

2/06/2018 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Row call room is where the Ivy League kids practice with their long skinny boats. Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

2/06/2018 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hit him upside the head with a smooth

2/06/2018 07:41:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

I'm NOT a Grammar Nazi -- I HATE Grammar Nazis -- all I want to say is: .....
.... Hey Sarge; Paragraphs are our friend.

My eyes crossed four times reading that *thing*.

2/06/2018 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a dumbass!!!!!!

2/06/2018 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fucking embarassing

2/06/2018 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The participation trophies of high school,
the "do-overs," the group think mentality,
now all come home to roost. When the tide
goes out, you can tell who has been skinny
dipping.
I'm still trying to get over that six-two & 32.

2/06/2018 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deliverables? Wtf is a deliverable?

2/06/2018 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ship sunk. Rowing will not help.

2/06/2018 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m no English major but damn, you are dumb. Learn to use commas and apostrophes properly. I showed this to my two kids, a freshman and a junior in high school, and they quickly pointed out all the mistakes. I’m assuming you used Microsoft word to type this poorly written letter. Either the spell check didn’t work or you just thought you were smarter than the computer and ignored all the correct grammar suggestions. Anyways, I hope you never have to write a letter of recommendation for anyone. PS. What if I don’t want a blessed day from you. Not everyone is catholic or believes in the lord.

2/06/2018 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real gem in this is how he uses "deliverables" to mean handouts. Clearly a failed attempt to use a big word to sound smart b

2/06/2018 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ve seen new people write FERLO or something simmer on their to-froms, ROW call room is another good one and the idiot has been around long enough

2/06/2018 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least you will "be blessed". Wait... As an atheist Im offended.

2/06/2018 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My nose bled....

2/06/2018 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah..the morning people at 007..
Typical "I got years on the job!", snobby, know-it-all insiders who treat fellow officers like trash..

2/06/2018 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go away Sgt.... Just go away!..

2/06/2018 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A tad smarter than the Commander...

2/06/2018 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sign off of Thank you and be blessed. Real professional

2/06/2018 08:49:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Not only the glaring misspellings of "roll", but the total bastardization of the English language, punctuation etc.

And to think, simpletons like this mope are the supervisors that people are going to have to rely on to investigate their court deviations, IODs, TRRs, department vehicle crashes and CRs.

Just another glaring example of why 98% of the people on this job can't take it seriously. How can you when you have complete morons in supervisory positions?

2/06/2018 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the type of memo you get when people that slept through grammar school get the bite of the merit apple. Unf'n believeable. Thank you and be blessed.

2/06/2018 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, these are the “supervisors” and “leaders” of CPD.

Another one who thinks he the smartest guy in the room.

Hey dummy, sit down and STFU, you idiot.

2/06/2018 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, I'll say this just once so remember it....

ONE space at the end of a sentence. Not last word, then space, then the period. Got it?
Also when you do a comma, it is not, last word space, comma then the next word which is not right next to the comma. Got it? Good.

And I guess as long as I am here, commas and periods ALWAYS go in between quote marks.

Where do they get these idiots? Isn't there some type of grammar test?

Guess not.

2/06/2018 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm guessing there is no grammar or composition component in the Sergeant's exam.

2/06/2018 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Row" vs "Roll"

Dont rely on Damn auto-correct. Learn how to spell.

2/06/2018 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Embarrassing and insulting that this person is a boss on CPD. Just another smack in the face to everyone that ever wasted time studying for a promotional test. Please tell me this was not sent to all those agencies attending this meeting, we will be the laughing stock of law enforcement.

2/06/2018 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck is a frush?

2/06/2018 09:46:00 AM  
Blogger Shack said...

"Thank you and be blessed"????

Does he really need to bring religion into this mess? This phrase insults and belittles atheists and Wiccans. I don't feel welcome or safe in the Row Call Room. The CPD needs to designate a safe place in the Row Call Room for those of us who feel intimidated by the need to be blessed. I'd like to propose a group of seats near the port bow of the Row Call Room.

2/06/2018 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh you guys Ed Eaze

2/06/2018 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a nitpicker but it sure reminds me of the poster that spells LOSER with a double "O".

LOSER: Opposite of "winner".

LOOSER: As in "make the handcuffs looser".

And to think that they are now exponentially lowering CPD standards even more in the name of their sacred cow of "diversity". The city calls it "merit".

Stick a fork in the once proud CPD. God help us!

2/06/2018 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allow me to inflatuate the etymologics of that entire vagilated corrugation, in so many words...if I may;
CPS, Merit.
– Oswald Bates, Professor Emeritus - CPD Academy of Verbal Acuity


Let’s have a conversation.
A shooting review, a well stocked panel, plenty of refreshments, but no prosecutors on board.

Stay Fetal
and give them some deliverables to talk about next week later that afternoon when they send them out at 1300hrs.

2/06/2018 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And it’s not a typo which should have been caught. The W and L are at opposite ends of a keyboard.
Why would you expect more from a person who probably never was in a “row” call room, but spent a career in special units.
Only the best and the brightest. That the CPD motto

2/06/2018 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And that ladies and gentlemen is going to be our future superintendent.

2/06/2018 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Be Blessed.”


Thank you,Abraham, my butter-churning Amish brother

2/06/2018 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This must be part of the change the DOJ suggested.

2/06/2018 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was in the ISP Academy back in the 70's, I was surprised to learn that there was an English class as part of our training. I didn't understand the need, as all of us in my class were grown men and women who were vetted through the hiring process, most of which were either prior military or college grads. After being on the job for a few years and being fortunate enough to get promoted to sergeant, one of my duties was quality checking reports from my work group prior to submission. I realized then that there was definitely a need for basic English and composition classes in the academy. Sadly, there will always be a few that slip through the cracks that simply cannot master the English language. It is amazing that these people can still get promoted though. They tend to be an embarrassment to the department when their written work is seen by non-department members and the public, as in this case.

Retired ISP Sgt

2/06/2018 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bet his two-frum retorts are hilarious! Ba-dumb-dumb!

2/06/2018 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best part is that no one really cares! So why the fuck care about anything in this fake ass dept. 1st and 16th. Nothing else matters in between that. The only hard part to get over is the fact that the absolute moron who wrote that memo makes a whole lot more than you do on his 1st and 16th and his ONLY JOB was to write that memo. It’s all so fuckin hilarious.

2/06/2018 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COme on guy's, everyone sits or stands in a row and they call out names by row' therefore it must be a row call.........other than that, I gots 'nuttin!

2/06/2018 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!!! Ironically, there are many more meritorious bosses on this job that surprisingly can competently write a complete sentence, however, they fall short in many other ways. For example; Lieutenant J.F.(Three time merit selection) who is the commanding officer at the J.I.S.C., in her short tenure (6 months) in that role she has managed to alienate everyone under her command. Not much for this Lieutenant to really do at the J.I.S.C. but count her blessings that she is not a field lieutenant in the 011th district. Her main concern each day should be nothing more then deciding which brand and flavor coffee pod to put in her coffee machine, yet she has managed to screw everything up. All her subordinates including the janitorial staff and mice running around want to jump ship. Her boss, Commander T.L. AKA Commander LEMMONDHEAD is a career useless bureaucrat that is also an embarrassment to this department.

2/06/2018 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never mind the fact that it should be HIDTA and Trobled Buildings in addition to the row call room

2/06/2018 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty embarrassing.

2/06/2018 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He writes like Wheezie speaks.
With poor grammar and round and round in circles

2/06/2018 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whistle noise. That’s all I’ve got regarding this.

2/06/2018 03:35:00 PM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

Commander, I'm sorry but your nephew can't even write a basic case report.

So? Once I promote him, he won't have to.

2/06/2018 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A CPS graduate or sure. English, grammar I don't need no stinking grammar or English I got clout.

2/06/2018 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this tool carries a gun and has arrest powers?

2/06/2018 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
LOL!!! Ironically, there are many more meritorious bosses on this job that surprisingly can competently write a complete sentence, however, they fall short in many other ways. For example; Lieutenant J.F.(Three time merit selection) who is the commanding officer at the J.I.S.C., in her short tenure (6 months) in that role she has managed to alienate everyone under her command. Not much for this Lieutenant to really do at the J.I.S.C. but count her blessings that she is not a field lieutenant in the 011th district. Her main concern each day should be nothing more then deciding which brand and flavor coffee pod to put in her coffee machine, yet she has managed to screw everything up. All her subordinates including the janitorial staff and mice running around want to jump ship. Her boss, Commander T.L. AKA Commander LEMMONDHEAD is a career useless bureaucrat that is also an embarrassment to this department.

2/06/2018 01:06:00 PM


I think you are wrong about the merit Lt thing, but Staples is her wack so she is untouchable.

2/06/2018 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For example; Lieutenant J.F.(Three time merit selection) who is the commanding officer at the J.I.S.C., in her short tenure (6 months) in that role she has managed to alienate everyone under her command.

Been longer than 6 months. She got moved when they made the last lieutenants class.

2/06/2018 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I rember when I worked in the 3rd district. There was a dump looking sergeant, his name was Cedric P . He always said over the station intercom “Row call in the blue room that means you.” He proudly made a spectacle of himself at row calls and openly admitted that he was a double merit detective and sergeant. He bragged about how much he loved being a sergeant because the officers did all of the work. After I heard that I intentionally left out all vital information off my case / arrest report such as the court info, gun information and notifications. That piece of shit always approved all of these reports. Now that I look back maybe it is a good thing to have a stupid sergeant because they always approve the reports and don’t know what to look for.

2/06/2018 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For example; Lieutenant J.F.(Three time merit selection) who is the commanding officer at the J.I.S.C., in her short tenure (6 months) in that role she has managed to alienate everyone under her command.

She never was a merit, she scored well enough to make it off the list on all 3 tests she took. So, find another reason to talk S&8t about her.

2/06/2018 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I rember when I worked in the 3rd district. There was a dump looking sergeant, his name was Cedric P . He always said over the station intercom “Row call in the blue room that means you.” He proudly made a spectacle of himself at row calls and openly admitted that he was a double merit detective and sergeant. He bragged about how much he loved being a sergeant because the officers did all of the work. After I heard that I intentionally left out all vital information off my case / arrest report such as the court info, gun information and notifications. That piece of shit always approved all of these reports. Now that I look back maybe it is a good thing to have a stupid sergeant because they always approve the reports and don’t know what to look for.

2/06/2018 06:28:00 PM

You left "vital information" off of your own reports? You're even less bright than Cedric P.

2/06/2018 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JF is friends with Staples

2/06/2018 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/06/2018 07:41:00 AM
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...
I'm NOT a Grammar Nazi -- I HATE Grammar Nazis -- all I want to say is: .....
.... Hey Sarge; Paragraphs are our friend.

My eyes crossed four times reading that *thing*.


I am a bit of a grammar nazi, and I know SCC’s policy on it (their blog, their rules, I get it), but this one is so poorly written that it cannot be ignored. Embarrassing.

2/06/2018 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The real gem in this is how he uses "deliverables" to mean handouts. Clearly a failed attempt to use a big word to sound smart b

2/06/2018 08:10:00 AM


Maybe he thought "swag" would be too unprofessional.

2/06/2018 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As embarrassing as this moron is, I’ve found that in my 20+ years of experience, there are PLENTY of cowardly, incompetent, Ass kissing supervisors of ALL races. BUT by far the worst and most common are the male whites. Not trying to pick on anyone specifically here, most likely it’s because there are just more of them in the CPD.

On the real.

2/06/2018 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked for a sergeant, a really good guy, who said that he did not care how words were spelled or punctuation was used as long as he could understand the report.

That being said, I think that deliverables mean pizza or maybe donuts.

2/06/2018 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this why I stopped caring about promotional tests way back in 1996. I saw the writing on the wall when they started the 'merit' sort of thing, and said I don't want to be a part of what management is going to become. 20 years later, here we have it:

Row call,
invite you the,
afternoon ,that will be reviewed on the 06 feb, later this afternoon,
Trouble Buildings
HIDA
The DOC

2/06/2018 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone tell this moron to proof read something before he sends it out. This person is actually an administrative sergeant of police? Yikes !

2/07/2018 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's so embarrassing to work for idiots like this.

2/07/2018 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The participation trophies of high school,
the "do-overs," the group think mentality,
now all come home to roost. When the tide
goes out, you can tell who has been skinny
dipping.

I'm still trying to get over that six-two & 32.

2/06/2018 07:53:00 AM

Pay him no mind.

He's probably six-two & 32
with a 28 inseam.

But he can probably shove his hands in
his pants pockets and not have any
bend to his elbows on top of looking
like he dresses in the dark...

2/07/2018 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Johnson is so great at his job why does he need all the help? Look state police, cook county sheriff, atf, and the world famous fbi, the atf has been in chicago with the magic computer and crime is out of control. Oh well kim fox and taxwinkle will solve Chicago's problems.

2/07/2018 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19-paw

2/07/2018 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give him a break. He’s just trying to sort out his thoughts on paper.

2/07/2018 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To be honest theres a lot of merit hacks who would have done a lot worse.

2/07/2018 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“There goes the next chief of police”

In Sean Conmery’s voice

2/07/2018 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No remorse for the assholes at the jisc. I hope she treats you guys the same way you treat your peers. Almost all of you down at the jisc have no experience on this job. Time on doesnt count, nothing but a bunch of shaky and scared coppers. Plenty of people on this job with 20 + years on that make right turns all day. Only thing about them is they at least have class and can communicate with others in a professional and respectful way.

2/07/2018 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey I’m a new p.o. here in 007. Can someone tell me where the row call room is?

2/07/2018 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2/06/2018 06:28:00 PM

You left "vital information" off of your own reports? You're even less bright than Cedric P.


You missed the point moron. I intentionally left the information off the reports to see if he could catch it and he never did.

2/07/2018 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought it was a ship sinking, turns out it is a row boat...

2/07/2018 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
As embarrassing as this moron is, I’ve found that in my 20+ years of experience, there are PLENTY of cowardly, incompetent, Ass kissing supervisors of ALL races. BUT by far the worst and most common are the male whites. Not trying to pick on anyone specifically here, most likely it’s because there are just more of them in the CPD.


*****


I’m an M/2 and totally agree. I would say the M/2 and F/2s that get promoted kiss major ass and will throw their own mother under the bus to look good, keep their spot or get promoted or to even prove their loyalty to their scholarship sponsor. They pick favorites and targets and represent what we know as the “high school with guns” mentality of this job. They’re usually good at paperwork, especially fucking blue shirts over. The M/1 /F/1 merits some of the time have no rational explanation other than color, someone know someone and/or frat association. Most I’ve known to be merit seem to treat everyone fairly and don’t look for grudges. Some, however, are racially militant to their core.

I have known some really good merit SGTs of all colors, especially M/1. Before I get attacked, I’m not saying merit is good, I’m just saying it was my own experience. If someone treats me fairly and respectfully, I don’t care how they got promoted but I’d prefer it was on their own merit and not bullshit merit.

2/07/2018 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2/06/2018 12:22:00 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...
LOL!!! Ironically, there are many more meritorious bosses on this job that surprisingly can competently write a complete sentence, however, they fall short in many other ways. For example; Lieutenant J.F.(Three time merit selection) who is the commanding officer at the J.I.S.C., in her short tenure (6 months) in that role she has managed to alienate everyone under her command. Not much for this Lieutenant to really do at the J.I.S.C. but count her blessings that she is not a field lieutenant in the 011th district. Her main concern each day should be nothing more then deciding which brand and flavor coffee pod to put in her coffee machine, yet she has managed to screw everything up. All her subordinates including the janitorial staff and mice running around want to jump ship. Her boss, Commander T.L. AKA Commander LEMMONDHEAD is a career useless bureaucrat that is also an embarrassment to this department.

2/06/2018 01:06:00 PM


Okay. about 8 months she's been there, however, it's been a downward spiral since. She has a meltdown over absolutely nothing and punishes everyone for her mental frailty. Need more bosses with real balls on this job. This type of ball less management is the main reason our department is where it is at.

2/07/2018 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look out Special Ed! He may want YOUR job!

J.J.

2/07/2018 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You left "vital information" off of your own reports? You're even less bright than Cedric P.

Hey Cedric P,

Once again you overlooked something vital, the word is “intentionally.” If you can’t read all the content that is written on a blog, you have no business reviewing reports. Yes, I do concur with the officer who implies that you are stupid.

2/07/2018 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/06/2018 12:22:00 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...
LOL!!! Ironically, there are many more meritorious bosses on this job that surprisingly can competently write a complete sentence, however, they fall short in many other ways. For example; Lieutenant J.F.(Three time merit selection) who is the commanding officer at the J.I.S.C., in her short tenure (6 months) in that role she has managed to alienate everyone under her command. Not much for this Lieutenant to really do at the J.I.S.C. but count her blessings that she is not a field lieutenant in the 011th district. Her main concern each day should be nothing more then deciding which brand and flavor coffee pod to put in her coffee machine, yet she has managed to screw everything up. All her subordinates including the janitorial staff and mice running around want to jump ship. Her boss, Commander T.L. AKA Commander LEMMONDHEAD is a career useless bureaucrat that is also an embarrassment to this department.

2/06/2018 01:06:00 PM


Okay. about 8 months she's been there, however, it's been a downward spiral since. She has a meltdown over absolutely nothing and punishes everyone for her mental frailty. Need more bosses with real balls on this job. This type of ball less management is the main reason our department is where it is at.
2/07/2018 12:23:00 PM

The only Ball less thing I see is the 2 above comments. I don't know what you have against the Lt in question but she has not micromanaged and has not alienated the majority of the people under her. Anything she has done was in reaction to a few malcontents. Grow up and act like an adult snowflakes. If you have a problem with her you know where her Office is.

2/07/2018 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You cry babies at the JISC are worse than any of those juveniles you “process”. Everyone in the detective division knows that you’re all there to retire and don’t do anything worth that detective title you have. JF is not merit but you’re right - she needs to do a better job because she hasn’t gotten rid of all the whiny jerks still employed there in their cushy 10hr spot!

2/08/2018 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I have a question.....WHAT?!!!!

2/08/2018 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently, writing samples in front of the merit board is not part of the whole "merit process". Even if it was, this sgt. would have received high scores through the phone call process., something that the merit process manual doesn't expound upon.

2/08/2018 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see why the JISC is having a meltdown, they are part of the catch and release program for juvenile car jackers. Can't really blame them, got to blame the sinister "point" system that lets them out each and every time to their "guardian" who could be anyone that is half-way sober or without a crack pipe in their pocket.
Those point counters don't want these kids in audi, they follow the Dart manual of keeping criminals out of jail where they belong and back to menace society giving them yet another chance to seriously hurt or kill another victim.

Thank the politicians, judges, lawyers and bleeding heart liberals for the rise in juvenile crime, not the police.

next.

2/08/2018 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You cry babies at the JISC are worse than any of those juveniles you “process”. Everyone in the detective division knows that you’re all there to retire and don’t do anything worth that detective title you have. JF is not merit but you’re right - she needs to do a better job because she hasn’t gotten rid of all the whiny jerks still employed there in their cushy 10hr spot!

Now now, it's going to be ok. Just point at the doll and tell us where the bad JISC touched you.

2/08/2018 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only Ball less thing I see is the 2 above comments. I don't know what you have against the Lt in question but she has not micromanaged and has not alienated the majority of the people under her. Anything she has done was in reaction to a few malcontents. Grow up and act like an adult snowflakes. If you have a problem with her you know where her Office is.

2/07/2018 11:40:00 PM


OH.. I'm sorry, you're in love with her or have some type of J.I.S.C. "Jones" I can help you approach her and tell her how it is. I found this great quote from the old Honeymooners show. You can thank me later.

"I have - I've got an explanation. A perfect one. I'm a dope. Not a run-of-the-mill dope, the world's champ. For months I've been talking for granted the most wonderful thing tht's ever happened to me - you. I've never shown you the appreciation you deserve, Jen. You could walk outta that door right now and I wouldn't blame you. You deserve something better than me. There are a million guys and gals who'd give you anything if they could have a girl like you."

2/08/2018 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only Ball less thing I see is the 2 above comments. I don't know what you have against the Lt in question but she has not micromanaged and has not alienated the majority of the people under her. Anything she has done was in reaction to a few malcontents. Grow up and act like an adult snowflakes. If you have a problem with her you know where her Office is.

2/07/2018 11:40:00 PM

Okay, one for J.F. LOL!!! Seriously, you must enter a personal vacuum capsule when arriving at work. Everyone is miserable at the J.I.S.C. and make it known daily. This is all due to J.F.'s abuse of power. If you are a bid detective then you are surely a dum dum. One might expect a comment like yours from a Sergeant or P.O. assigned there since they are all phone call assignments to unit.

2/08/2018 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay. about 8 months she's been there, however, it's been a downward spiral since. She has a meltdown over absolutely nothing and punishes everyone for her mental frailty. Need more bosses with real balls on this job. This type of ball less management is the main reason our department is where it is at.

2/07/2018 12:23:00 PM

Right on!

2/08/2018 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you are surprised because????

2/08/2018 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

You left "vital information" off of your own reports? You're even less bright than Cedric P.

Hey Cedric P,

Once again you overlooked something vital, the word is “intentionally.” If you can’t read all the content that is written on a blog, you have no business reviewing reports. Yes, I do concur with the officer who implies that you are stupid.

2/07/2018 03:29:00 PM

No, I'm not Cedric P and I didn't overlook anything. Yes, I get that you "intentionally" left "vital information" off of your own reports, and yes, I think that makes you not too bright.

2/09/2018 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I rember when I worked in the 3rd district. There was a dump looking sergeant, his name was Cedric P . He always said over the station intercom “Row call in the blue room that means you.” He proudly made a spectacle of himself at row calls and openly admitted that he was a double merit detective and sergeant. He bragged about how much he loved being a sergeant because the officers did all of the work. After I heard that I intentionally left out all vital information off my case / arrest report such as the court info, gun information and notifications. That piece of shit always approved all of these reports. Now that I look back maybe it is a good thing to have a stupid sergeant because they always approve the reports and don’t know what to look for.

2/06/2018 06:28:00 PM

Purposely leaving vital information off of your own reports places you in the "knucklehead" category.

2/09/2018 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Purposely leaving vital information off of your own reports places you in the "knucklehead" category.


I've read both arguments. The officer who left off the reports is not a knuckle head rather he was testing the sergeants capability of catching errors and mistakes. Obviously the sergeant did not catch the mistake. In my opinion, the officer should not be playing games and have included this vital information in the first place. However, sergeant Cedric P should know what to look for and thoroughly read all of the reports. I've made my share of mistakes, they were nothing like intentional leaving vital information off any report but my sergeant always caught them and Returned it for corrections. With all this said "Cedric P do your job" or maybe you need to learn your job.

2/09/2018 09:43:00 PM  

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