Monday, February 05, 2018

Escamerit Follies

All the hallmarks of an insecure micromanaging moron who has been promoted way above his ability:
  • Small potatoes, but in case you're interested, Escamerit is starting to go ballistic again. Motherfucked the new midnight Lt over some radio room nonsense. Called in a brand new 3rd watch Sgt and read him the riot act because the Sgt complained about getting moved to days mid period. The Sgt is a lawyer and Escamerit told him something along the lines of 'You might be a lawyer on the streets, but here I'm in charge!'

    He is messing with the wagon guys again on North Ave. Some dude got hit in the head with a bottle. The cop in the situation room saw it and called it out over the air. Beat car pulled up, guy didn't want a report, the offender was gone, 19p. The next day Escamerit called the new Lt on afternoons and said that if the wagon was where it was supposed to be, this heinous crime wouldn't have happened. The detail varies but they are usually restricted to a 14 block radius on north ave. They are now required to have a set lunch time, and have lunch relief. No I am not joking. Also, the two foot posts that he could have cared less about, must now be manned at all times. Think he is trying to suck up to Alderman Millie Santiago for the homicide that occurred where the guy got shot at a currency exchange.

    Your guess is as good as mine why he is freaking out. 025 was leading the city in homicides a week ago. Not sure if it still is. That and the combination of new civilian exempts and the latest shit scandal might be making all exempts edgey. One rumor has it the aldertards love him because he sucks up to them so well and want him to be made deputy. He has so many fellow exempts that hate him though that his own brethren don't want it to happen.
A guy who should be counting his blessings every day, twice on Sundays, and here he is being a dickhead to his entire District, all watches. At this rate, they're going to have to re-start The Gallows.

104 Comments:

Anonymous 35th Street Red Hots said...

Sounds like the idiot 009 got. Has his hands in everything, pissing everyone off. No one likes him or respects him. Seems like hes showing fake hustle to move up in the world.

2/05/2018 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back Juan Rivera to 025 as a civilian commander

2/05/2018 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wagon guys indeed do "take care" of a lot of B.S. Can't be everywhere at once........Trade in some tact cars for more Wagons....At least 3 per district to account for Lockup closings combine with a rise in Mentals across the board.......

2/05/2018 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His brother has got my spot on days in 024. or whoeverthefuckheis. from: no phone call P.O.

2/05/2018 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC sorry but your gossip bs in 025 has gotten old. I know he's not the po friendliest but can we give this minor league bs a break? POs have enough fucking problems can we get off the 025 POs having a bad day?

2/05/2018 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Joseph Curtin's Ghost said...

Good job, Escamilla.

Tell them that you will continue to make their lives miserable until morale improves. Order more SPAR forms.

2/05/2018 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to enjoy reading the Gallows. Keep up the good work asshat, it might happen for you!

2/05/2018 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

025 is going to be a revolving door with mid-level supervisors, due to this Jagoff Escamerit. In the last few months, several have left, with Escamerit being the only factor. Sgt JS (who refused a direct order by Escamerit to lower some officers' evaluations), and Lt C (the Wolf, not Collazo), who simply had enough (too many issues with Escamarit to list).
True, Escamerit has a habbit of asking his underlings to do things that are no permitted by contract, and then mother-fucking them when they point this out to him. Sgts and Lts who don't want to voluntarily switch watch mid-period, or are not willing to violate the rights of officers under their command, are not "team players", his words.
I'm fairly sure Escamerit has mother-fucked every white shirt in the building. And it was very obvious when he switched the Operations Lt position to the newest/Latino Lt on the watch. In a show of unity, even the Latino white shirts want Escamerit to go fuck himself, so at least 025 has that going for it, which is nice.

The shit with the radio room was over a piece of missing equipment, with his solution being to ban civilians in the radio room on midnights (when afternoons are returning shit, Area teams are returning shit, and midnights are taking shit out...once it is finally available). And since Escamerit refuses to fill the open bid spot on desk, this leaves only the Sgt and Civilians working the desk (and they don't serve many rolls, absolutely not the roll of Bond Desk/Officer). Great logistics there, "boss".

2/05/2018 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy in 025 and all these other exempts need to realize that all their strategies and all their planning and meetings and whatever else they come up with make zero difference to crime and what these assholes do on the street. I worked the west side for years and they were killing each other before I got there and they continue to do it now and will continue to do it in the future. There just are larger forces at work that make anything the police do irrelevant. Quadruple the size of the department and house the bad guys for long times and you may have an answer. Short of that it's all pissing into the wind. And unfortunately with the democrats forever in charge of the city and county things will never improve. The police have been made into the bad guys in much of the publics mind and I don't see that changing. I guess I should finish with fetal is the word despite what these exempts want. Get through the day as safely as possible and let these bosses scheme and politic for their next promotion.

2/05/2018 01:13:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

Tony isn't going anywhere until there is an opening in the Street Deputies office. This man will go nowhere unless it is alone. No one wants to deal with him.
025 got him and Harris as a Fuck You. Too many officers having too much fun, running their mouths off a little too much. They are stuck with him for now.
The mutants at 025 will now have a second grave to piss on (the first being Curtin).

2/05/2018 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The wagon as of October has been confined to North Ave for one year
In the past they have been questioned for responding to 10-1’s by Escamerit. This is where this jag off head is.

2/05/2018 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a homicide last year, early morning, right before St Jude. 1/2 of the day shift went to St Jude. The Commander cussed out the Lieutenant, in front of the desk staff, during St Jude, because the Lieutenant didn't put a Post Shooting Mission in place during St Jude (this would be Sunday morning for the non-police readers).
We were hoping, so hoping, the Lieutenant would take the opportunity to give it right back to the Commander. We were let down.

2/05/2018 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He treats the guys that work the wagon like shit but they still do his bidding and ask for event numbers for positive community interactions.... pathetic!!
025 3rd watch

2/05/2018 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell did this guy do before he got to 25? Between putting guns on people, and being a Dick commander, what was he doing? How did he slip through?

2/05/2018 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, I guess it's finally happened. All the Fish must have retired. Sad.

2/05/2018 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of our officers showed up for inspection wearing her dress uniform. Unfortunately, it was her Honor Guard uniform, the one she kept at the station, as she has been getting a lot of details out for the guard. Looked sharp (better than most officers), but that wasn't satisfactory for tony. He made her do a second inspection the next day, in the WC office, with the "proper" uniform. What a fucking JAG!

2/05/2018 02:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of the officers Escamerit is pushing has a history of stuffing people in trash cans. When the day comes that Escamerit pushes too hard, there will be an entire district of officers putting the blame on Escamerit. Or...maybe it will just be a missing person report.

2/05/2018 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony the Tool!!!!!

2/05/2018 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah the Gallows..... now that’s a blast from the past.

2/05/2018 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is this asshole a commander of police? Seriously, who is responsible for this?

2/05/2018 03:18:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

What ever happened to the front office kid that Escamerit had the canine unit use as a chew toy? Is he back to work yet?

2/05/2018 03:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Tony is just dreamy.

Love,
Dave

2/05/2018 04:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they do bring back the Gallows, please make sure that there is a mailing list for retirees.

2/05/2018 04:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In all fairness, Tony has been a blessing for me, personally. Prior to Tony, I did a lot of things that caused me hardships, such as court, late arrests, and the like. Thanks to this asshole, and the fact that even the white shirts can't stand him, there is absolutely no pressure, self-imposed or otherwise, to do Anything other than answer my calls, and back up the other officers. Guilt free, and largely stress free. There's something strange about being expected to be fetal by you supervisors, but it's a good strange.

2/05/2018 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC sorry but your gossip bs in 025 has gotten old. I know he's not the po friendliest but can we give this minor league bs a break? POs have enough fucking problems can we get off the 025 POs having a bad day?

2/05/2018 12:24:00 AM

Thanks for the input boss.... 30 DAAAAYS HOHOHO

2/05/2018 05:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He isn’t going anywhere, he just like that idiot in 018 Bauer and Vice Commander Konow are Bridgeport’s finest. Thanks John Daley.

2/05/2018 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


One of our officers showed up for inspection wearing her dress uniform. Unfortunately, it was her Honor Guard uniform, the one she kept at the station, as she has been getting a lot of details out for the guard. Looked sharp (better than most officers), but that wasn't satisfactory for tony. He made her do a second inspection the next day, in the WC office, with the "proper" uniform. What a fucking JAG!

Sorry gotta go with the commander on this one. That uniform is a ceremonial uniform, it is NOT the class A dress uniform. She knows better. Believe me.

2/05/2018 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is it this guy hasn't Vapor Locked yet....Keep pushing Guy and Dolls...You might be closer than you think...

2/05/2018 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


PHONY TONY !!! The worst of the worst....!

SO GLAD I DON’T WORK FOR HIM

Sorry 025 he’s all yours

2/05/2018 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The title should be a Excrement Follies and should come with toilet paper.

2/05/2018 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps all the crybabies in 025 should start bidding out. Many have already bid to 016. Hey, there's still 017, 015, 011, 014, 019, 020, 024, etc, for those who still wish to stay north.

2/05/2018 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You all are wearing cameras and have recording phones. Get this fool on tape, again give it to MSM as they are clamoring for dirt on CPD. Post rants on social media this is harassment. Now is the time since everyone is so caught up in #Metoo crap. Rahm would be forced to react or face questions of why he would allow such activity on his watch.

2/05/2018 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this the same Commander Escamilla who left his wife for the Superintendent's secretary, and, because of this, thinks he is untouchable?

Is this the same Commander Escamilla who, while working in the Area 4 D-Unit, made a LOT of overtime on an off-duty copper's murder when he had no part in the investigation?

Is this the same Commander Escamilla who was actually physically arrested by IAD for criminal activity, and was yet merit promoted four times since?

Is this the same Commander Escamilla who kisses the ass of anyone above his level of command, only to talk shit about them as soon as they leave his presence?

Is this the same Commander Escamilla who was just overheard complaining that he can't believe they made "that idiot Sanchez" Chief and that it should have been him?

Is this the same Commander Escamilla who was out drinking with McCarthy not to long ago and was overheard talking about how he is going to be Superintendent when McCarthy gets elected mayor?

It can't be the same guy, can it?

2/05/2018 06:57:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Where does this guy come from?

2/05/2018 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss the Gallows and Flynn’s Pigeon Flyer too.

2/05/2018 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony was a spoiled little bitch of a manling as a PO in 011 and it seems like that hasn't changed a bit thru every promotion he's been gifted thanks to mommys connection to a Bridgeport judge.

RG (retired)

2/05/2018 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

01:13 am....
You hit the nail on the head. Bravo.

2/05/2018 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Bring back Juan Rivera to 025 as a civilian commander

2/05/2018 12:11:00 AM

Stay of the blog JUAN!!!! You were going to get dumped while your where there ,just like you got “DUMPED” from IAD, stay retired and enjoy your “GIG” at Pete’s Produce”....Before you get dumped from there....

2/05/2018 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

025, what about 002!! Same bs there!!
How about people are jumping ship to get out
Where it’s only 60 Po’s on 1st watch and that’s
Including the 5 people they have on the DESK!!!
WTF!!! How about 002 and 025 switch ????

2/05/2018 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crazy Curtin would go bananas whenever someone with more juice was bumped up ahead of him and would go on the same sort of rampages. And that was often.
Apparently this Kommander is going to be passed over, again too.

Don’t you just love it when you have the Inside Police sitting on their duff all day and night looking for something the Outdoor Police can do.
It’s North Avenue in the ghetto, hardly an innocent victim exist.
The guy got clocked with a bottle, likely payback and well deserved and expected.

The wagon is going to see more grief than either the bottler or the bottlee.
The camera watcher gets to check off with one mover.
Pretty nice deal don’t you think.

You 4th and 5th Generation 025 guys need to organize and by that I don’t mean taking dumps in the shower.
Ain’t No Pity in Donkey City.

2/05/2018 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The front office officer who was used as a chew toy is JK. He is a lapdog who attaches himself to a boss for benefits. He is the sucker fish that clings to the shark on Animal Planet, hoping to advance through no real skin off his own.👀

2/05/2018 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, I just can't see anything that is evil about putting a lieutenant on days, having set lunch and relief times and manning some foot posts. Now yelling at someone or searing at them should not be allowed. In private industry Human Resources would get involved in that and it should get involved in this also.

2/05/2018 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How is this asshole a commander of police? Seriously, who is responsible for this?

2/05/2018 03:18:00 AM

You're not from around here,are ya?

2/05/2018 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



The Gallows.
Give the proper credit.
Without Joey Curtain there would be no Gallows.


2/05/2018 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is where we’re headed:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5491142/britains-first-private-police-force-has-100-per-cent-conviction-rate-and-is-now-investigating-murder-and-rape/

2/05/2018 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/letters/ct-until-police-feel-supported-by-leadership-chicago-won-t-change-20170127-story.html

2/05/2018 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call COPA! Shit, didn’t you get your snitch pamphlet with your tie bar?

2/05/2018 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

....Unfortunately, it was her Honor Guard uniform,...

And you are upset she had to stand inspection in her dress uniform ???? The Honor Guard uniform is different--and only worn during authorized Honor Guard activities....what she did makes little sense----and what Cdr could correctly identify all the details of the Honor Guard uniform.

2/05/2018 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So tired of Tony " The Gun Keeper " and his BS. Calling the detectives names for not getting felony charges on a uuw and impersonator offender. The guy was a draftsman for a local union a little high on cocaine and related that he worked undercover for an alderman that tony hates. Tony tried fo throw the book at him and the dick refused. They might be related. Anyway Tony called him every little name in the book and demanded felony charges. The dick dicked Tony. Ha ha

2/05/2018 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC sorry but your gossip bs in 025 has gotten old. I know he's not the po friendliest but can we give this minor league bs a break? POs have enough fucking problems can we get off the 025 POs having a bad day?

Shut up Rod!!

2/05/2018 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) how many times have we been advised to stay off social media?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-chicago-cop-white-supremacist-allegations-20180202-story.html

I know freedom of speech but this dumbshit keeps happening! What will it take you give the dishonest fake media an easy feast but you keep doing this which will cause more scrutiny of not just you but more coppers! Leave the Facebook nonsense to the grade school kids, you want to be put out there use the phone "phone a friend!"

2/05/2018 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
He treats the guys that work the wagon like shit but they still do his bidding and ask for event numbers for positive community interactions.... pathetic!!
025 3rd watch

2/05/2018 01:34:00 AM

Who’s fault is that?

2/05/2018 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What ever happened to the front office kid that Escamerit had the canine unit use as a chew toy? Is he back to work yet?

2/05/2018 03:43:00 AM


Why do you inquire?

Could it be that you desire

A toy of your own to chew?


Kinky.

2/05/2018 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
There was a homicide last year, early morning, right before St Jude. 1/2 of the day shift went to St Jude. The Commander cussed out the Lieutenant, in front of the desk staff, during St Jude, because the Lieutenant didn't put a Post Shooting Mission in place during St Jude (this would be Sunday morning for the non-police readers).
We were hoping, so hoping, the Lieutenant would take the opportunity to give it right back to the Commander. We were let down.

2/05/2018 01:31:00 AM

What does that say about the Lt. Man up What’s he going to do to you. You are a Lt which puts you in a position to hold any exempt rank on the CPD

2/05/2018 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is this asshole a commander of police? Seriously, who is responsible for this?

2/05/2018 03:18:00 AM


Responsibility.......

Is fleeting.......

As farts surely follow one's eating.....

As elusive as threads in a breeze.....

Pardon me as I just gotta sneeze......

2/05/2018 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did he slip through?

2/05/2018 02:06:00 AM


Lubrication.

Copious quantities of...... Lubricants.

Think slavering.

Wanton slavering.

With maniacally modulated mirthful cackling wafting wickedly and echoing into the fetid mists swirling in the disgusting manner fetid mists are known to swirl.......

2/05/2018 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Gallows, My Favorite was Jethrow! Aka JC

2/05/2018 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SCC sorry but your gossip bs in 025 has gotten old. I know he's not the po friendliest but can we give this minor league bs a break? POs have enough fucking problems can we get off the 025 POs having a bad day?
2/05/2018 12:24:00 AM
Joseph Curtin's Ghost said...

Shhhh.....don't tell anybody, but if you don't like it, you can skip reading it. You fucking moron!

2/05/2018 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
He treats the guys that work the wagon like shit but they still do his bidding and ask for event numbers for positive community interactions.... pathetic!!
025 3rd watch

They bring in next to zero activity. Event numbers over the air are just a part of playing the game. When you bring in goose eggs you can claim to be a rebel.

2/05/2018 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SCC sorry but your gossip bs in 025 has gotten old. I know he's not the po friendliest but can we give this minor league bs a break? POs have enough fucking problems can we get off the 025 POs having a bad day?
2/05/2018 12:24:00 AM

Sorry goof, but sometimes things are more important then just your reading enjoyment. If this guy ever goes the route of other exempts, once he retires, then that would mean he could one day be in charge of a suburban police department. A place where officers don't have the luxury of having the choice of other districts to bid out of. You write like you are an idiot.

2/05/2018 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are these so called exempt civilians eligible eventually for pension out of our pension fund???? Just asking?? Anybody?????

2/05/2018 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous The streets are stained with blood said...

It's times like these I like to remind people that some of us worked in 007 for 2 years under Commander Leo, X.O. Kulbida, and Watch Lt. Escamilla....at the same time. Talk about threading the needle. We even had code names for them that we used with the Saergents. The Lion, the Eagle, and the Badger. I plan on writing a short story about those years...its tentatively titled
"2 Years in the Wild-
Our Fight Against the Lamrons, and how we wrote 50 thousand contact cards to get mad men promoted."

2/05/2018 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are responsible for this ass exempt!!! Because we hide and shiver from him, and not stand up to him. Blue flu him and call the press. Call the press about anything he does wrong. His white shirts are a bunch of ball less mother f-ckers. Pos do something about it, think!!! Go Insane Fish on him, even snitch on him or sue him for work place harrassment.

2/05/2018 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
This guy in 025 and all these other exempts need to realize that all their strategies and all their planning and meetings and whatever else they come up with make zero difference to crime and what these assholes do on the street. I worked the west side for years and they were killing each other before I got there and they continue to do it now and will continue to do it in the future. There just are larger forces at work that make anything the police do irrelevant. Quadruple the size of the department and house the bad guys for long times and you may have an answer. Short of that it's all pissing into the wind. And unfortunately with the democrats forever in charge of the city and county things will never improve. The police have been made into the bad guys in much of the publics mind and I don't see that changing. I guess I should finish with fetal is the word despite what these exempts want. Get through the day as safely as possible and let these bosses scheme and politic for their next promotion.

2/05/2018 01:13:00 AM

Excellent analysis. I totally agree.

2/05/2018 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Black Lightning said...

The Secret Origin of Escamerit

The Story of G.I. Tony.  A Real American Asshole.

A long time ago, in the shithole district of 011, a Harrison Ranger named Tony was able to finesse his way onto the tac/gang team.   It wasn't too hard of a feat considering how much of a struggle it was for this former car wash attendant and part time bouncer to even join the CPD.  He was looked at as the village idiot in his neighborhood of Bridgeport.  Whispers of a low I.Q. and the propensity to turn his bed into a lemonade stand during the middle of the night had many who knew him doubting that he would ever accomplish his dream.  People do slip through the cracks though in an imperfect hiring system.  Bed wetter or not, Tony had cried his way through the police academy and was given his first star.  However, a simple police shield would not suffice in his mind, and he aspired to one day wear the coveted gold star of the exempt kings. 
   Tony's main focus would be to show everyone that he was a tactical crack rock superstar.  His first order of buisness was to go down to the nearest Army Surplus store to outfit himself with some camouflage clothing.  Even though he never served in the military, and that outdoor camouflage was very stupid and impractical to wear in an urban setting, he wore his duds with misguided pride.    Hiding behind trash cans and dumpsters, Tony would pounce on the dope dealers, chicken heads, pimps and the rest of the ghetto ne're-do-wells.  The only time he would take a break was when he allowed himself lunch.  Never leaving his nest behind the garbage cans, he would swallow down the sardines and crackers he would pack in his 'G.I. Joe,' lunchbox.  It wasn't long until the nickname 'G.I. Tony,' was given to him by his snickering police comrades. 
    His career would have ended there, being just another footnote in CPD history, but he had a special talent that generated arrest numbers.....the uncanny ability to sniff out the crack rocks hidden in the dope dealers' anal cavities.  Fellow tactical officers were amazed at his sixth sense in finding these narcotic nuggets.
  'In order to get a gold star, sometimes you have to dig through a couple of brown stars,' he would say with a wink and a smile.  That phrase became his mantra.
   Like a tactical alchemist, Tony turned those smelly dope rocks into awards and accolades.  When asked what his secret was by his teammates, he would arrogantly reply, 'I've always kissed ass to important people in power like judges and alderman.  Anal cavity searches and sucking up to people kind of go hand in hand.  Let's leave it at that.  I will say though that as long as you got clout, you can do pretty much anything. You can be the biggest idiot in the world. Doesn't even matter how big of a pussy, kiss ass loser you are. Shit, even if IAD hypothetically caught me doing something stupid with guns, hidden away in a locker, I could still get out of it.  Not that I would ever be stupid enough to be caught by that pathetic unit.'
   It wasn't too long later that G.I. Tony got called in by his white shirt masters to see if he could duplicate the same success he had with guns, as he had with the ass rocks.   But that will be a story for another day

2/05/2018 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC sorry but your gossip bs in 025 has gotten old. I know he's not the po friendliest but can we give this minor league bs a break? POs have enough fucking problems can we get off the 025 POs having a bad day?

2/05/2018 12:24:00 AM

Ok you can come out from under the desk now were sorry SCC hurt your feelings

2/05/2018 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll take the hit for this, but I don't blame the commander for setting up boundaries for his wagon crew. Sometimes, conditions call for those measures.
When I was new Lt. years ago in a district, I had issues with our wagon crew. They would always opt to get gas as far away from the district as possible, so as to be tied up in traffic and be rendered useless after 1400 hrs., when the 'yutes' would go nuts after leaving the high schools in the district. On top of that, they would never take lunch before 1300 hrs. Lunch at 1300, "gettin' gas, squad" at 1400, they basically got a free ride all afternoon, every day they worked, while the district went up for grabs. After observing their game for a couple of weeks, I called them into my office and gave them new guidelines. They were informed that during their morning transport of prisoners to County, they were now MANDATED to obtain gas on their way back, no exceptions. Lunch now had to be taken by no later than 1230 hrs., again, without exception. After about 3 periods of this, both guys put in their papers and retired. It wasn't personal, it was about spreading the workload around fairly. No one should get a free pass to do absolutely nothing for half the tour of duty. Our replacement wagon crew knew they were going to be closely monitored, and they made themselves useful to the watch, and we all got along fine.

2/05/2018 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another bubblehead.

2/05/2018 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Least we not forget how he had the Sgts come down to roll call last month before Compstat. 'Hey guys, Compstat is coming up this week. If the ISRs are low, the Commander will come down hard on the Lts. Anyone that brings in ISRs will be taken care of.'

Usually in the past, even if the commander is a goof, the white shirts will say something like, 'The commander is a good guy. Let's bring in some activity.'

They can't say that now though. It is way beyond that point. He really is that bad. Escamerit is just very lucky that the district is filled with a lot of millenial coppers now. They got a guy on afternoons that has two keys, for traffic court, due to all the tickets he writes. Yet despite his numbers, the commander had a sgt speak to him and tell him that 'The commander is aware of your lack of ISRs.'

What a low life piece of garbage. I will never forgive city hall for putting this fucking idiot in charge.

2/05/2018 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is acting like a bully and swearing ever considered professional. Get a CR on him every time. He will stop

2/05/2018 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*** on another 025 District note***
Bad news. Sgt JL " the know it all toad" was already kicked to the curb by the academy. He is already back in the murky 025 pond trying to play King Bullfrog 👑 🐸 with his dumpy ass in that California raisin looking wrinkly ass shirt. This motherfucker is like hemorrhoids that Preparation H just can't cure. The Academy
was perfect for this miserable loser and
he had to fuck it up for all of us by getting launched in record time. 💩

2/05/2018 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

35th Street Red Hots said...
Sounds like the idiot 009 got. Has his hands in everything, pissing everyone off. No one likes him or respects him. Seems like hes showing fake hustle to move up in the world.

2/05/2018 12:09:00 AM

900 has always been an arrogant selfish prick. Only the ass kissers think he’s a “worker”

2/05/2018 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of his most glaring examples of incompetent leadership was when he dumped the guys off of 2535 on afternoons for lack of ISRs. These guys busted their asses all summer. They were the only car that wasn't beat integrity. They ping ponged all over the district handling jobs. They lead the watch in arrests! Even Captain H. told dumb fuck Escamerit that kicking them off the car was a bad idea. He goes and does it anyway. His words 'These guys got to be made to understand that these are my cars!' Okay dumb fuck. Then don't complain when you make the blog. Better yet, why don't you assign yourself to the radio room? That way you can micro manage to your little black heart's content. Pussy.

2/05/2018 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC sorry but your gossip bs in 025 has gotten old. I know he's not the po friendliest but can we give this minor league bs a break? POs have enough fucking problems can we get off the 025 POs having a bad day?

Signed,
Escamerit

2/05/2018 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Caps office J " Nut sack" K. Don't think that we don't notice you going from ass to ass ( white shirt's asses only). Have some fucking dignity and self respect. Your pathetic charade makes me ( and others) want to toss cookies 🍪

2/05/2018 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone needs to explain to Escamerit that whole concept of 'cause and effect.' Keep touching the stove and you will get burned. Must have had oven mitts taped to his hands as a kid.

2/05/2018 04:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He cannot be to bad he has merit in his name. Give him a break.

2/05/2018 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can they please inesvtgate the overtime in the forensic unit with HK who never goes out to a crime scene and orders food all day.

2/05/2018 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys retirement is everything you thought it would be.

Yawn, I think I'll take a nap. Esca who?

2/05/2018 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please more stories of G.I Tony still laughing. Any stories with him and the Caps Sgt.


2/05/2018 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/05/2018 01:18:00 PM
===================

Well done!
The "hurray for me" attitude is everywhere.
The Officers pulling this shit don't care that they're only screwing over their fellow Officers.
Good for you for calling them out!

2/05/2018 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it. Not that I would ever be stupid enough to be caught by that pathetic unit.'
It wasn't too long later that G.I. Tony got called in by his white shirt masters to see if he could duplicate the same success he had with guns, as he had with the ass rocks. But that will be a story for another day

2/05/2018 12:29:00 PM

Pulitzer nomination...Can’t wait for part 2.....

2/05/2018 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, glad too see my old buddy is still up to his old tricks. Makes me all the more happy that I bid out of 025. Is Escamerit still playing the 'What's up?' game? That is the one where he greets you to see how you will respond.

I'll go over the rules for beginning players. Escamerit will acknowledge you by saying 'What's up?' He will then wait and see how you reciprocate his greeting. He did this to a female PPO who was getting paperwork in the front office. Having never seen him before, she replied 'Hi. What's up?' Wrong response. Tony berated her for not addressing him properly. Then he tattled on her to the Lt. He played the 'What's up?' game with a desk officer that had beaten cancer. He too responded poorly and was counseled by the Lt after Tony cried again.

One police player was not in the mood for the spirited game of 'What's up?' with Escamerit. Outside by the benches, the Commander said 'What's up?' The copper responded back 'What's up?!' in a surly tone. Well, you would have thought that he had threatened to assassinate Escamerit the way cried to all the white shirts about it. The p.o. was officially admonished and had it put in his file. At the staff meeting, later that same day, all Escamerit could talk about was how this officer had disrespected him. He tried playing it off by saying, 'Well, I don't really care, but if he can do it to me, he can do it to any one of you!'

No Tony. Unlike yourself, we aren't retards that play the childish 'What's Up?' game with police officers. To any civilians that are reading this, I am absolutely serious. These incidents actually occurred. We really do have dumb jagoffs like Escamerit ruining this police department.

So remember players, if Escamerit asks 'What's up?' you better damn well answer back with a 'What's up, sir!?' or he will have a hissy fit. Always remember to tack on a 'Sir,' at the end. Then you win!

2/05/2018 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look in the mirror Fat Tony! You and dumb Dave have made everyone with half a brain leave 025. It was once a nice place to work until you two idiots got there. How the brass doesn't see that or take action is pathetic!

2/05/2018 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony was the Supervisor the TRU Unit ever had!

2/05/2018 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think Tony is just dreamy.

Love,
Dave [Tull]

2/05/2018 04:52:00 AM

2/05/2018 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Perhaps all the crybabies in 025 should start bidding out. Many have already bid to 016. Hey, there's still 017, 015, 011, 014, 019, 020, 024, etc, for those who still wish to stay north.

2/05/2018 06:48:00 AM

They probably won't be too many, if any, openings in the next few months. WIth that said, even if there is just ONE opening in the entire city, every last PO in the district should put in a PAR form.

2/05/2018 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He learned his DIckhead management style from Bubblehead Kulbida while in the 7th district He’s so full of SHIT. Fuck Him!!!

2/05/2018 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would you address him as sir? Screw that, just answer his question, simply say the word nothing. You answered his question, no exchange of pleasantries.

2/05/2018 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony has earned 2 masters degrees in psychology.
Obviously the officers in 25 are mentally challenged.

2/06/2018 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no order saying you have to respond to that with a “sir”. If that was the case, he should have said “what’s up, officer?”
He showed you no respect

2/06/2018 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I respectfully believe what you(s) say about Tony, now. Hard to believe he's a boss, cause he WAS a great street copper in 011 and he WAS a great guy. He was funny and always joked around. People do change, though.

2/06/2018 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So remember players, if Escamerit asks 'What's up?' you better damn well answer back with a 'What's up, sir!?' or he will have a hissy fit. Always remember to tack on a 'Sir,' at the end. Then you win!

2/05/2018 08:53:00 PM

"Sir! Airplanes and dicks, Sir!"

2/06/2018 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what I would like to know is what was this Escamerit like when he worked as a PO? What kind of cop was he as a young guy on the street. Did he bitch and complain when he worked for some asshole boss? Then however he made Sgt what was he like to work for? Is he a dickhead as a human being as well as a boss?
I'm sure somebody had to work a car with him on the beat that can tell us what kind of guy he is on duty as well as off duty.

2/06/2018 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, glad too see my old buddy is still up to his old tricks. Makes me all the more happy that I bid out of 025. Is Escamerit still playing the 'What's up?' game? That is the one where he greets you to see how you will respond.

I'll go over the rules for beginning players. Escamerit will acknowledge you by saying 'What's up?' He will then wait and see how you reciprocate his greeting. He did this to a female PPO who was getting paperwork in the front office. Having never seen him before, she replied 'Hi. What's up?' Wrong response. Tony berated her for not addressing him properly. Then he tattled on her to the Lt. He played the 'What's up?' game with a desk officer that had beaten cancer. He too responded poorly and was counseled by the Lt after Tony cried again.

One police player was not in the mood for the spirited game of 'What's up?' with Escamerit. Outside by the benches, the Commander said 'What's up?' The copper responded back 'What's up?!' in a surly tone. Well, you would have thought that he had threatened to assassinate Escamerit the way cried to all the white shirts about it. The p.o. was officially admonished and had it put in his file. At the staff meeting, later that same day, all Escamerit could talk about was how this officer had disrespected him. He tried playing it off by saying, 'Well, I don't really care, but if he can do it to me, he can do it to any one of you!'

No Tony. Unlike yourself, we aren't retards that play the childish 'What's Up?' game with police officers. To any civilians that are reading this, I am absolutely serious. These incidents actually occurred. We really do have dumb jagoffs like Escamerit ruining this police department.

So remember players, if Escamerit asks 'What's up?' you better damn well answer back with a 'What's up, sir!?' or he will have a hissy fit. Always remember to tack on a 'Sir,' at the end. Then you win!

2/05/2018 08:53:00 PM

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Is this some kind of Northside bullshit where saying 'what's up?' is offensive you? Let me fill you in tough guy, its synonymous with hello.
Tony is jag off and a pussy but he still whip your ass

2/06/2018 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
There is no order saying you have to respond to that with a “sir”. If that was the case, he should have said “what’s up, officer?”
He showed you no respect
2/06/2018 12:03:00 AM

Exactly. That is why it was only an admonishment. No To From to be written for that otherwise the commander would have been made to look even stupider.

2/06/2018 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
I respectfully believe what you(s) say about Tony, now. Hard to believe he's a boss, cause he WAS a great street copper in 011 and he WAS a great guy. He was funny and always joked around. People do change, though.
2/06/2018 09:04:00 AM

He should have been friendly and easy going since he was juiced up to the gills. Problem is when they promote someone past their IQ level then they deteriorate.

2/06/2018 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony has earned 2 masters degrees in psychology.
Obviously the officers in 25 are mentally challenged

Shut up Dave!!!! No one wants to hear about them toilet paper degrees!!!

2/06/2018 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Is this some kind of Northside bullshit where saying 'what's up?' is offensive you? Let me fill you in tough guy, its synonymous with hello.
Tony is jag off and a pussy but he still whip your ass
2/06/2018 05:04:00 PM

Is poor reading comprehension and lack of writing skills some type of Southside bullshit you fucktard?

2/06/2018 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wazz up tony escsmerit

2/06/2018 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

025 sucks...

2/07/2018 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Is this some kind of Northside bullshit where saying 'what's up?' is offensive you? Let me fill you in tough guy, its synonymous with hello.
Tony is jag off and a pussy but he still whip your ass
2/06/2018 05:04:00 PM

Is poor reading comprehension and lack of writing skills some type of Southside bullshit you fucktard?

2/06/2018 08:47:00 PM

Fucktard!!! Good one nerd.

So lets get this straight.
You don't think you should address the commander as commander? Okay, that is why you are a fucking retard.
This is the police department Dickhead, if you want to call your boss Tony go work at Jiffy Lube. Actually, you have to call your boss Sir at most places especially when he is 3 levels of management above you, but you're too much of a hand job to know that. Go cry yourself to sleep because your boss said hello and you are too much of a mutant to know how to respond appropiately.

2/07/2018 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how ya doin tony escaMERIT
wazzzzzz up dog?

2/07/2018 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big deal, be where they assign you to be.... If you don't, then be prepared to pay the piper!

2/08/2018 06:03:00 PM  

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