Tom Dart - Ball Gazer
If true, a priceless #HeToo moment:
- Anonymous said...
Scc numerous reports on Facebook today Sheriff Tom Dart was sexually assaulted at the jail today. Inmate reportedly stripped and beat off in front of him. This is no BS.
How many pizzas will it cost to not beat-the-meat in front of the sheriff?
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
70 Comments:
Did Timid Tommy tip for the strip?
did wuss boy dart say he only sneezed on him???
This is freakin’ priceless. You cannot make this stuff up.
Well, did he like it ?
Inmate just adding secret sauce to meat lovers pizza!
It's 100% true. The report written on the incident is posted on IZZO for Sheriff Facebook page.
I would’nt call that sexual assaulted. Just saying.
It was reported that the inmate prefaced his jerk session by bellowing "Yo pizza man, I got yo favorite sausage right here!" to get Dart's attention.
And don't feed the animals, Tommy. It seldom yields the desired results.
It was a sign of respect. The inmate was offering a one-gun salute.
He couldn't help it. He was swooning over that burning hunk of man meat called Tommy Dart!
Gotta keep increasing the pizza dosage. They’ll come around (no pun intended) and change their ways. A few Supreme meat lovers should do the trick.
http://www.cwbchicago.com/2018/02/free-on-affordable-bail-for-robbery.html?m=1
Checkout fart the dart’s comments
Maybe he’s actually an offender and intimidated this man into performing a lewd act for him?
Something seems seriously wrong with him.
How is it sexually assaulting you, if I beat off in front of you---- sheesh😳
Sounds like Dart is some sort of sexual goddess
at the jail, worshiped, idolized, worthy of sacrifices.
In some tribal societies, this is a form of submission
and tribute. It can also be a rite of passage ritual,
symbolic of the boy transitioning into the man.
The confines of the jail magnify emotions and in a
way this is a form of release.
Sounds like Dart is a predator. What’s with all of the masturbation lately? Pattern and practice, anyone? It must be his fetish.
Captive population being used as sex slaves.
He ate it up.
Couldn't he just walk away instead of staying and watching until the end? Did he spear to enjoy the show? Only in Chicago. Nice jail there sport.
Maybe Dart likes that.....
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cripes sake, that was not sexual assault.
the guest has a true man crush for mr.tommy.
Five bucks says that Little Tommy couldn't take his eyes off of him.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
""How many pizzas will it cost to not beat-the-meat in front of the sheriff?"
Something tells me that Dart prefers HIS pizzas with extra meat.
Maybe he thought Timid Tommy worked in 006?
Dart was recently a speaker at a event and stated that putting people in jail doesn't hurt them. What hurts the offender more, according to Dart and Foxx who was also at the event, is to have the victim sit down with offender and victim tells offender how his actions made him feel. According to Dart and Kim, this guilt will make offender never want to commit a crime again. Wonder if Tom will sit down with the meat beater to tell him how it hurt his feelings.
Oh Lordy let this be TRUE.....
That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Vegetarian pizzas only for the ingrates. I'll show them who is the boss here.
Rahm is jealous.
NUTS
When was the last time someone did that in front of "Sheriff Joe"? Or the first?
....and then Tommy performed the rusty trombone on the guy......
I heard the imate took his dick out, then dart sneezed on his dick. Naturally dart rather blow him then keep him in prison.
Nope,ya'll got it wrong.An eyewitness stated that Dart just asked that fella in jail cell if he had any extra adhesive laying around which he could use to secure his toupee a little snugger to his head.That criminal fella was just helping him out.
Hope the guy washes his hands before the pizza arrives..or does dart order “ beat your meat lovers” pizza for the prisoners?
Did Dart sneeze on his penis too?
Showin some love to the Sheriff
I guess "pulled pork" is now an available topping at Papa Tom's?
Well he didn't get an I-Bond but they definitely bonded.
https://www.themaven.net/bluelivesmatter/news/video-sheriff-advertises-jail-as-green-roof-inn-with-1-star-rating-1fct5AXoS0CVM8X-mJaIPg?full=1
Imagine a Milwakee inmate doing that to former Sheriff Clarke! The inmates are really out of control there.
I hope it was an illegal alien with an ICE warrant.
Did he feel compelled to stand there and offer a helping hand.
Was it the PO from 006?
UST how is that assault? Sounds more like a peep show.
Should have pepper sprayed his dick, but first you would have to hire a real sheriff.
J.J.
Well Dart is a jagoff so it’s apropo that an inmate jacks off for him.
Did he watch the whole performance?
Dart was recently a speaker at a event and stated that putting people in jail doesn't hurt them. What hurts the offender more, according to Dart and Foxx who was also at the event, is to have the victim sit down with offender and victim tells offender how his actions made him feel. According to Dart and Kim, this guilt will make offender never want to commit a crime again. Wonder if Tom will sit down with the meat beater to tell him how it hurt his feelings.
2/10/2018 06:21:00 AM
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Gotta end the session with a hug too. And let the tax payer pay for the psychiatric services too billed at 3X the going rate
Toss my salad, Dart.
After seeing the inmate's performance, Dart realizes he doesn't measure up.
The main question of the observer, did he look pleased.
Fly fly away Clarisse.
The appropriate response would be to mace the inmate's balls, then have him locked up in solitary and charged with a crime.
But you know - this being CCJ, he'll get a customized deep dish to his cell later in the evening in exchange for a promise to not do that again...
I think inmate was only expressing his desire to get out of jail
>>> Anonymous said...
How is it sexually assaulting you, if I beat off in front of you---- sheesh��
2/10/2018 01:55:00 AM <<<
Have you been watching the news lately with all the "Me too" stories.
Just adjusting your pants belt in the presence of a female employee is enough to get you canned.
Just wait till he gets the PO from 006!
CTA security is always reporting "serial masterbaters" that ride the system. The other day they posted a m/1 squatting and taking a shit on the red line.
This is the stuff you don't read about in the papers.
Just axin
what can you say, they needed one more to do a circle jerk
Remember: When an inmate jerks it in the direction of Dart, the load doesn't actually land on a real Sheriff's uniform. So... Cook County has that going for it.
meatsa pizza
Rumor has it that the inmate stated to Dart "dont forget the balls, theyre not orphans"
Hey...Tom. I've got one slice of Meat-Lover Pizza left for you.
ball gazer - I get it now
Maybe Dart can put his own "sprinkles" on this inmates pizza.
J.J.
Looks like Cupid shot his Dart.
Dart can now say #Metoo
The budding mime was just expressing his opinion of our Marvelous hero sheriff. Looks like he was spot on.
Hey Sheriff Fart - why not bring AlderCreature Tunney. He can bring his sticky buns for Corrections! And then tell the inmates to head on over to Belmont Ave. and victimize his constituents once they get their IBond.
Retired. .38 spl+P
They should use a cold water hose to clean the cell with the naked dog in it and hosed down, but the aclu would sue.
Heard Dart in his Lilly Von Schtoop voice yelled, "it's twue, it's twue".
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