Monday, March 05, 2018

Funeral "Task Force"?

  • Violence at cemeteries, and during funeral processions, in Cook County is increasing. A Hillside police chase is just one example of some of the violence. Chief Joe Lukaszek says three guns were recovered from the stolen SUV, which had just left a cemetery.

    “There’s no respect for the dead anymore,” he said.

    Cemeteries in Hillside are the final resting place for many gang members killed in Chicago. Funeral processions from the city often end up on the expressways, which lead to dangerous situations. “People, literally, are jumping on other sides of the road, driving next each other, weaving in and out of traffic, guns being waived out of cars. There’s been shots fired from vehicles, as well,” Sheriff Tom Dart said.

    As a result, Dart is creating a new task force to tackle the problem. It will be comprised of community leaders, citizens and law enforcement, as well as cemetery and funeral home owners.
How about Funeral Homes with a history of ill-behaved patrons have to post a $100,000 security bond if there is a procession to a cemetery?
  • Shots fired during the procession and the entire amount is forfeited to the municipality that has to patrol these rolling disasters.
  • A peaceful procession gets the funeral home a refund on whatever isn't used for security costs and a discount on future procession bonds.
  • No security bond = no procession. You can cremate the deceased right at the funeral home in the parking lot - maybe use a 55-gallon drum - a scatter the ashes in the bushes outside.
It would be by far the most good gangbanging folks (or people) ever contributed to society.

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60 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

They don’t have any respect for life. Do you think they care about the dead?!

3/05/2018 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it were a bar they would close it down.

3/05/2018 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago's democrat dead have been voting for years. What's a few shootings now and then as long as they keep voting straight democrat?

3/05/2018 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm schocked that they claim the body at the mourge

3/05/2018 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having Dart create a solution for this is like having Michael Moore create a solution for our obesity epidemic

3/05/2018 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harsh, I kind of like it. But do know that you are opening up the SCC floodgates to the jerkoffs from Crook County Blog. Yes, Dart is a fool for trumpeting early releases and all of that...But these guys over at that blog are fucking morons who spew nonsense about a lot of things just to take Dart down. They should be arguing facts, not what they heard at Hinky Dinks.

009

3/05/2018 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, why doesn't Dart pickup the phone and call the County Sheriff's Police office and have the officers arrest these fools? Or did he forget the number?

3/05/2018 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or mix the cremated ashes in with the pothole asphalt that way homey will always be on the block and in the hood, keeping it real...

3/05/2018 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So will this new task force be paid. Just another make work program to buy votes. Will the task force be served pizza after the funeral?

3/05/2018 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No respect for the dead anymore!

Fart reverting to his Hibernian funeral fetish DNA.

How about no respect for the good people of Mt. Greenwood when dudes family rolls through the hood to bury him?

Sadly, 19th Ward simpletons will continue to vote for the Fart.

Pizza parties for Jerk offs! Graveside!

Do it Tommy!

3/05/2018 05:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart thinks he has a problem. The devil himself has been the next in line to get these people. Lots of problems in the land of eternal damnation.

They already stole the devil's pitchfork and are using it as a symbol of their tribe. The put out the flames and hell is experiencing its own cooling from global climate change. They won't work and they smoke weed all day. Hell is seeking chapter 12 bankruptcy protection due to the influx of section 8 recipients and guaranteed assorted entitlements demands. Those condemned to hell complain of the late night parties with drinking, public fornication and loud hip hop music all night long. They voted in a diabolical political party or the (D) party which gives them everything, condones their criminal behavior by making excuses and creates social disorder pitting groups against each other. Hell is experiencing a rise in carjackings, murders, flash mob and shootings. Sound familiar? Much like the hell on earth.

3/05/2018 06:08:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Little Tommy won't do anything to upset his voters.

3/05/2018 06:14:00 AM  
Blogger Baby"G" said...

Dart got what he wanted; the story made the Drudgereport, which means it went international!

3/05/2018 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just the mention of community leaders makes this a farce. period.

3/05/2018 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These people are missing many a cell. I say no more !

3/05/2018 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's their way of honoring their dead. Why in 016, there's a cemetary at Addison and Narragansett that has lots of buried gangbangers in it.

3/05/2018 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why can’t we just agree that certain people are different, certain people have parents who teach them how to behave one way and certain parents teach them how to behave another. My parents would never shoot at at funeral, maybe that’s why some parents move from a neighborhood when other people move in.

3/05/2018 06:55:00 AM  
Blogger Tired Libertarian said...

If they're already ashes, they're not providing much nutrition to the plants. Maybe a wood chipper instead?

3/05/2018 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what you need to keep the funerals in line.
If the lawyers would get back in their coffins and let you work a few of these could clean up the town.

https://dillonaero.com/product/convoy-escort-vehicle-cev-2/

3/05/2018 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous GLG said...

How about just locking up the mutts doing the mayhem?

3/05/2018 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19 th Ward doesn't do shit either drive down 115 th street from western to kedize call the Ward 773 238 0228 fix the problem ald Matt would love hear from you Vote Republican MAGA call him a tell him how you feel

3/05/2018 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is time for a new Sheriff. Someone with the following criteria would be nice.
1. Law enforcement experience combined with management skills
2. More concerned with the corrections aspect of the job instead of the comfort of the inmates.
3. Less worried about hugging dogs and cats in front of a camera and more concerned about the safety of the LEOs in cook county and all of the law abiding citizens.

It would be nice to have a Sheriff with those qualities. Of course he/she would have to run as a democrat. Perhaps it would help if he or she were a minority. But it has to be someone that is a true LEO and not a kiss ass politician. SCC, please find one and convince him/her to run and get this poor excuse of a man, much less a LEO, out of office

3/05/2018 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart seems to have a lot of time on his hands to be drumming up participation in this bullshit task force.

Hey Dart, just call the real police and have them arrested. Now that wasn’t so hard, was it?

3/05/2018 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart is a fucking idiot!!! Always coming up with some stupid shit to waste money. When the hell can I vote his soft ass out of office?? Fuck them damn ganbangers and anyone who attends their funerals

3/05/2018 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead of pizza parties Dart is going to have them stop for hamburgers at Portillo's he will have his guards on roller skates as car hops.
Man , Darts the bestes. HA,HA, HA. The one on 95th & Pulaski. The one on Harlem has too many cops and nobody goes to Reserection Cemetery anymore. LOL

3/05/2018 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT but look at life for people in the Democratic Republic of California. Rahm is making Chicago in its image.

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-homelessness-impact-on-others-20180301-htmlstory.html

3/05/2018 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban Cook County funeral processions altogether.
Outdated ritual.

What ever happened to the noisy horn blowing, tin can rattling decorated cars “Just Married” processions from the church?
Disappeared from modern times.

Ain’t nobody got time for that funeral freak out nonsense.

3/05/2018 10:00:00 AM  
Blogger BirdsnBlooms1 said...

Assuming the deceased were bangers, why are they buried in Hillside?
Do they get a special rate?
Unbelievable!!

3/05/2018 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just ban processions. They are a traffic hazard in urban areas anyway. Tell people to meet at the cemetery at a certain time after the services are done.

3/05/2018 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the end of funeral procession for those that manage not to get arrested, Dart will pass out box of pizza per car.

3/05/2018 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Develop the abandoned property in seven or surrounding districts, with a new cemetery. Back off and let them kill each other in their new cemetery.

3/05/2018 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
So will this new task force be paid. Just another make work program to buy votes. Will the task force be served pizza after the funeral?

3/05/2018 05:29:00 AM

You got it right. A task force with political clout formed to stop incidents that happen once a month. Not good when it happens, but there are not that many gang funerals that happen at that cemetery that justify and special task force

3/05/2018 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry but he has it backward.

Its not about no respect for the dead, or death.

It all comes from a lack of respect for precious life in the first place.

3/05/2018 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just require these fun-erals to only use rented school busses.no cars allowed

3/05/2018 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even Fox world news goes to SCC the source of law and order news:

Shootings at Chicago gang members' funerals getting 'out of control', police say

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/05/shootings-at-chicago-gang-members-funerals-getting-out-control-police-say.html

This is more of the corrupt crook county,chiraq state cause and affect! the blame is 100% on dart-rahm-madigan-kimmy-the 50 and all the rest,all the blood at the doorsetps all the murder and mayhem,and lets not forget the carjacking epidemic!

these aniamls and thats right acting like animals cannot even behave at a funeral what kind of special ghetto people do this? scum that is what they are,disrupting peoples lives to bury the dead gang banging thug who obviously deserved the "dirt nap!"

Lets talk surety bonds for the gang banger funeral directors, make it a $250,000 bond and make them liable for the lawsuits when the innocent get shot and or life disrupted! Keep voting democratic showing how bad it is getting and it will only get worse much worse!

3/05/2018 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey dart. get your head out of your democrat butt. your the one releasing the scum.

3/05/2018 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Harsh, I kind of like it. But do know that you are opening up the SCC floodgates to the jerkoffs from Crook County Blog. Yes, Dart is a fool for trumpeting early releases and all of that...But these guys over at that blog are fucking morons who spew nonsense about a lot of things just to take Dart down. They should be arguing facts, not what they heard at Hinky Dinks.

009

Maybe you have nothing to say about Rahm or Johnson? Just because they let everyone know what’s going on SCC or CCS blogs is no reason to say they heard rumor in a bar (assuming it’s a bar). As with all internet information not all is true, but 99 % of what staff has posted is the truth. Dart is a bad sheriff and if you support him thats your right. It’s about time to let the public know how bad the Sheriff’s office is with Dart in charge. You see Dart thinks his orders are better than both the US and Illinois Constitutions. He violates employee rights all the time and we are now standing up for them (Merit Board and illegal Layoffs). Law suits are following and winning. As sheriff he has lost more lawsuits than any other sheriff or probably all others combined. As we know how frustrating it is working for the city rest assured they are watching employee lawsuits to see how they turn out so they can do the same. As blue we should all be together, they want us to divide so they can conquer. This is my opinion on how I see it.

3/05/2018 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They be jus clownin!

3/05/2018 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democrats have caused the problems in Chicago, Cook County and Illinois, this is the way they want things. How would anyone expect them to "fix" what they don't even realize is a problem?
Nothing is a problem until it embarrasses one of "them" and they are getting harder and harder to embarass.

J.J.

3/05/2018 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Harsh, I kind of like it. But do know that you are opening up the SCC floodgates to the jerkoffs from Crook County Blog. Yes, Dart is a fool for trumpeting early releases and all of that...But these guys over at that blog are fucking morons who spew nonsense about a lot of things just to take Dart down. They should be arguing facts, not what they heard at Hinky Dinks.

009

Maybe you have nothing to say about Rahm or Johnson? Just because they let everyone know what’s going on SCC or CCS blogs is no reason to say they heard rumor in a bar (assuming it’s a bar). As with all internet information not all is true, but 99 % of what staff has posted is the truth. Dart is a bad sheriff and if you support him thats your right. It’s about time to let the public know how bad the Sheriff’s office is with Dart in charge. You see Dart thinks his orders are better than both the US and Illinois Constitutions. He violates employee rights all the time and we are now standing up to them (Merit Board and Layoffs). Law suits are following. As sheriff he has lost more lawsuits than any other sheriff or probably all others combined. As we know how frustrating it is working for the city rest assured they are watching employee lawsuits to see how they turn out so they can do the same. As blue we should all be together, they want us to divide so they can conquer. This is my opinion on how I see it.

3/05/2018 02:28:19 PM

3/05/2018 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We used to babysit the caribe funeral home on armitage&kimball many times. Western & Schubert a few times. Agree. They need a “ clause” in the funeral arrangements. Once again.. the taxpayers/including US, are paying for this silly bullshit

3/05/2018 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you thought things were fucked here. Look at Sheriff Izzie's Policy's. https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/966854507744374784.html

3/05/2018 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/05/control-shootings-gang-funerals-continue-rise-chicago/


Thanks, tiny tommy.......ya made Breitbart!!!!!!

3/05/2018 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just ban processions. They are a traffic hazard in urban areas anyway. Tell people to meet at the cemetery at a certain time after the services are done.

3/05/2018 10:10:00 AM

Funeral directors would shoot this down (pun intended. They don't want to waste their time waiting at the cemetary unless they could charge for it. Ever notice the bum rush they give after the service is over?

3/05/2018 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should be arguing facts, not what they heard at Hinky Dinks.

009

3/05/2018 12:44:00 AM


Even alleged exageration, induced by consternation at the conflagrations tiny tommy insists upon producing, in his ever increaseingly absurd imagination, cannot descend to the depths tiny tommy has, and is thoroughly capable of surpassing, puked out of his fervantly feckless nature.

So, as for "arguing facts"........this burning bucket of fart gas that is tiny tommy's constant nature requires fighting this nasty, stench smoking pustulance with a fire far more ferocious and far less, which doesn't take much to achieve, stench smoking.....

Taking Tommy Down......revealing one assinine absurdity at a time.....with the abundant stockpile of assinine absurdities tiny tommy has, that beckons at a rate of no less than one a day, minimum......

3/05/2018 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing is a problem until it embarrasses one of "them" and they are getting harder and harder to embarass.

J.J.

3/05/2018 03:33:00 PM



By "embarass" I presume you mean ....threaten to effect their hustle in an undesirable manner......

Authentic embarassment they do not experience......other than as a brief blurting of the regret of being seen as they truly are......

3/05/2018 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Box of roofing nails = $5.00

Seeing 25 gang bangers with flat tires = Priceless!!!!

3/05/2018 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Savagery to the very end. It's in the official gang charter. Or would be if they knew how to write.

3/05/2018 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it gets rid of dart, fine. I’m going to hinky dinks

3/05/2018 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not sure I like the idea of going after small business anymore than the city already has. Funeral homes really don't have any control over what happens out on the street during the procession. I'm pretty sure if they had a crystal ball, they would decline to take on a job where people are shooting.

Reactionary collective responsibility will never solve these problems. We need real penalties for shooting into a crowd while driving, like we had 30-40 years ago.

3/05/2018 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geezus... another "task force". How about we start with two sheriff's cars - one at the front of the procession, one at the end for the small processions. As the imbecilic things get longer, add a few cars at the beginning, end, middle.

Make the fuckers nervous. For added effect, drop an armored transport at the end for the dead rappers the procession is for.

Charge the funerals for the "security" - $1000 per car. If that means there's no more processions, so be it. If they pay it - and any shit happens - arrest everyone in the procession.

Enough with this nonsense already.

3/05/2018 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anytime there's an incident or circumstance a politician cannot deny, cannot explain, or would cause great embarrassment and showcase the incompetence of their office, a committee is formed to study, make recommendations and then leave the politician with the solution which somehow or other always involves throwing more taxpayer money at it. In the event the incident is really embarrassing, the politician goes into hiding or takes a fact finding trip, or other "civic" related trip out of news media's local boundaries. That's what Daley did, Rahm does and Dart, if he had the money would do.
Remember its always better to form a committee to study the problem, it recognizes the problem and lets the responsibility for it be spread around.

3/06/2018 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People grieve in different ways.

3/06/2018 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harsh, I kind of like it. But do know that you are opening up the SCC floodgates to the jerkoffs from Crook County Blog. Yes, Dart is a fool for trumpeting early releases and all of that...But these guys over at that blog are fucking morons who spew nonsense about a lot of things just to take Dart down. They should be arguing facts, not what they heard at Hinky Dinks.

009

3/05/2018 12:44:00 AM

Must be one of Darts secret supporters, Dart needs to go by any means possible and replaced by a real Sheriff with real law enforcement experience. Go back to kissing little tommies butt and do some actual work.

3/06/2018 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anything Dart the Fart and Kevin Connelly are involved in is going to turn to shit...............

3/06/2018 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A New Sheriff Director Position
Director of Deceased Properties and Cemeteries
$150.000 salary

3/06/2018 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Idiot taxpayers will once again foot the bill for this bs from this trash. It never ends.

3/06/2018 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm not sure I like the idea of going after small business anymore than the city already has. Funeral homes really don't have any control over what happens out on the street during the procession. I'm pretty sure if they had a crystal ball, they would decline to take on a job where people are shooting.

3/05/2018 09:39:00 PM


One doesn't need a crystal ball - just common sense. When someone shows up in gang colors, with arthritic hands, pants down past their ass, gang tattoos, gold teeth grills, and generally acting like fucking assholes instead of grieving relatives - it's a pretty good predictor that some stupid nonsense will be happening during the ceremony and procession.

There's also the cars that pull up BEHIND the hearse with the dearly departed inside... look in the mirror - see the hooptie mobiles pulling up, bunch of assholes hanging out of it? Tell them "ya'll gotz to wait a sec... forgot sumthin'" - then go inside and call the cops.

Sorry, but I'm not buying the bit that they just didn't know or were somehow "surprised" by the participants.

3/06/2018 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there are no shootings or acts of violence during the funeral then Dart will be providing pizza at the post-funeral set.

3/07/2018 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on ....They take the "job" cause it's paid in cash . Half on the books the other half not

3/08/2018 08:06:00 AM  

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