Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Gang Banger Planted

  • Dozens of friends and family gathered around the gravesite as Maurice Granton’s black casket with silver detailing was slowly lowered into the ground. Six white gloves were placed on top, a sign of respect from the former South Side gang he was once part of. Now, the family must wait for the release of body-camera footage from June 6, when a Chicago police officer fired three shots at Granton — one fatally striking the 24-year-old’s spine — as he ran away.
But.....but.....he left that life behind?!?

And of course, the usual funeral mayhem followed:
  • As the service ended, a large organ played in the background as people funneled out of the church. The mourners piled into about 20 cars and followed the hearse about 30 minutes south to Mount Hope Cemetery. A group of young people leaned out the windows of their cars, cheering and holding one of the red shirts that memorialized Granton.
Idiots.

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36 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the hell don't they close that shit hole down. Better yet bury them in their own hood's.

6/20/2018 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only way out of a gang is to be carried by six. To bad we haven't run out of the 1800 known targets. They are like wack-a-moles. Need bigger mallets.

6/20/2018 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My momand dad must have been former gang bangers because there were 6 white gloves on their coffin too.

6/20/2018 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The white gloves are a funeral home upsale for the pallbearers. The funeral director would then tell the pallbearers to place one glove on the casket and the other to keep as a memory. Six pallbearer equals six gloves. It is not a gang sign of respect. The funeral home charges 20$ per pair for those cheap China gloves that they buy in bulk. So it's just a funeral home money grab. I've seen this done at pretty much every funeral directed by AR Leak, and the deceased were never gang members. Though this guy may have been involved in gang business, the gloves are not exclusive to gang members. It's even listed as a standard upsale on the Leak and sons price list that is given to everyone who plans a funeral. We even brought the gloves for all my family members who passed. The writer of that nonsense needs to do a little more research.

6/20/2018 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice!

6/20/2018 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the service ended, a large organ played in the background as people funneled out of the church. The mourners piled into about 20 cars and followed the hearse about 30 minutes south to Mount Hope Cemetery. A group of young people leaned out the windows of their cars, cheering and holding one of the red shirts that memorialized Granton.
Idiots.

He was the best the community had to offer, hopefully he was able to spread his seedlings among the community so that his legacy will continue, at the taxpayer's expense of course...

6/20/2018 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We goin to Mount Dope ya'all

6/20/2018 04:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are writing such beautiful pieces of work for a shithead gangbanger, as if he was an outstanding contributing member to society. Right!
The media here is a fuckin JOKE!!! #bankruptcylooms

6/20/2018 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The white gloves are a funeral home upsale for the pallbearers. The funeral director would then tell the pallbearers to place one glove on the casket and the other to keep as a memory. Six pallbearer equals six gloves. It is not a gang sign of respect. The funeral home charges 20$ per pair for those cheap China gloves that they buy in bulk. So it's just a funeral home money grab. I've seen this done at pretty much every funeral directed by AR Leak, and the deceased were never gang members. Though this guy may have been involved in gang business, the gloves are not exclusive to gang members. It's even listed as a standard upsale on the Leak and sons price list that is given to everyone who plans a funeral. We even brought the gloves for all my family members who passed. The writer of that nonsense needs to do a little more research.

6/20/2018 12:56:00 AM

When all the pallbearer are gang members, then it takes on a new meaning.

6/20/2018 06:58:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Keep the line moving.

6/20/2018 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the Northwest side, you got that graveyard up on Narragansett by Addison. Lots of gangbangers buried there. Just go there on an anniversary of his death. All his homey's come out with guns and forties to celebrate his passing.

6/20/2018 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SPIN SPIN SPIN

6/20/2018 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here comes “mo money”

Family of teen shot, covered with sheet in University Village to speak

But at leading cfd took the heat off of us for a minute! Why not buy quick scoop pickup trucks, use the forks pick them up take them to hospital stop wasting “sick trucks” valuable time!

6/20/2018 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was one of the untalented ninetieth, worthy of such honorific exuberance.

6/20/2018 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
Why the hell don't they close that shit hole down. Better yet bury them in their own hood's.

6/20/2018 12:15:00 AM

why didn't I think of that. It would fill up those vacant lots pretty fast.

6/20/2018 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This truly is the end of the world.

6/20/2018 08:38:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

>>>>> Granton’s father, Maurice Granton Sr., said, “He was a good kid. He liked to be goofy, silly, make people laugh all the time. <<<<<

Well there ya have it. When he pulled the gun on the Officer he was being goofy and 'just funnin'.

+++++ .... the family spokesman said the family has hired lawyers, and they are preparing to file a lawsuit against the city within the next 10 days. +++++

And that lawsuit will claim what exactly that would make the city responsible? Oh... yeah... I almost forgot, when he pulled the gun 'he was just funnin'.

(ps: If Tiny Dancer settles that bullshit lawsuit -- if it really is filed -- he deserves to lose reelection just on friggen principle.)

6/20/2018 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the hell don't they close that shit hole down. Better yet bury them in their own hood's.

6/20/2018 12:15:00 AM
Thats a great point would save taxpayers millions,and the fambly would have the thug close could worship in the backyard!

This on breaking news you started something:
Bleeding and crying in pain, 14-year-old boy is carried to safety in neighbor's home

*So using above statement, they drag him in, if he bees dead dig hole in yard,as a matter of fact in those communities who resort to violence and detest police, why not have pre-dug holes, you know throw a sheet of cheap plywood over, then throw them in,cover with dirt rinse and repeat! They could video it and put it on that "world star" bullshit channel!

6/20/2018 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This reminds me of one of the funniest scenes on the TV show The Wire. A gangbanger goes to a florist to get an arrangement made for his fellow banger’s funeral. After hemming and hawing about what he wants, the florist leads him to the back room where he shows the gangbanger several custom floral arrangements for gang funerals, all with crossed AK-47s, etc. Finally, the banger gives the guy several hundred dollars to do a custom arrangement in the shape of the projects he and the deceased grew up in.

6/20/2018 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We all have our own way of dealing with the loss of a loved one. But tell me more about the “six white gloves”.

6/20/2018 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does AR Leak still do taxes?

6/20/2018 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6-20 @0314, I didn't even notice it in the beginning. Kept asking myself what gang would use white gloves and why. Read your post and suddenly remembered I'm in the same gang. #pallbearernation Done that more times than I can count now. Actually, I before 1 glove some funeral homes used to ask for both gloves to be placed on the casket.

6/20/2018 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember taking a body there and just dumping it on top of a pile in the back room. Never liked working a wagon.

6/20/2018 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the gloves rubber or cloth?

6/20/2018 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump is absolutely correct when he says the media is the biggest enemy of the United States...they have been horrible for sometime now, way before Trump, but they are stooping to new lows thought unobtainable on a daily basis now.

6/20/2018 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My grandparents are burried at Mt. Hope. (1945). Too bad I can't even go there to put a flower on their grave.

6/20/2018 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw those Jagoffs driving south on kedzie please fall out of the car so the car behind you can bump
You over

6/20/2018 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The work of the Twibs junior editor pool or was it getaway day for the interns...not very sharp people, if any at all that are left in the journalism field. Activists aplenty.

“Denise Granton, one of Granton’s aunts, said the family is hurting right now and trying to make sure his daughters are provided for, but everyone is still confused by what led to his death.”
— Confused ? Check his social media posts for clues.

“We want to wait to see when the body cam’s released to see what is actually shown because we don’t know.
— Translation: Our $ettlement entitlemint amount is dependent (upon body cam?) so,we don’t know what’s we gettin just yet and also, dependent are “his daughters”, eyeballing supplementation of the supplemental entitlements already being collected.

Nuffin the Dindu, dindu nuffin but jus stanin’round, minding his own bidness.
el’Coprah has an entire village to interview AFTER that video gets released to the fambly and FakeNews.
Plenty of time to get their witness oaths in order.

RahmCashSettlement Analysis Prediction:
Not more than 6 months and not less than $3 million.
Make Rahm Great Again 2019
SouthSide Campaign Chapter

6/20/2018 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This truly is the end of the world.

6/20/2018 08:38:00 AM


Q: How many times does the world have to end to be actually ended?

A: For each individual, once. For ALL individuals, wait your turn.

6/20/2018 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump is absolutely correct when he says the media is the biggest enemy of the United States...they have been horrible for sometime now, way before Trump, but they are stooping to new lows thought unobtainable on a daily basis now.

6/20/2018 10:44:00 AM


He yanks off their masks, and they put the lotion in the basket, or they get the hose, again.

6/20/2018 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are counting on the shot in the back part, as that must be proof he din't do nuffin.

6/20/2018 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>>> Granton’s father, Maurice Granton Sr., said, “He was a good kid. He liked to be goofy, silly, make people laugh all the time. <<<<<

The father didn't mention peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? What the hell??!!

6/21/2018 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
My grandparents are burried at Mt. Hope. (1945). Too bad I can't even go there to put a flower on their grave.

6/20/2018 01:58:00 PM

Most of my kin is there, absolutely disgusted with what has happened to the cemetery. Goofs can't act right even during a funeral procession.

6/21/2018 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My hope is that one day I will hear a news story about one of these funeral processions where a Dindu with his head out the car window will be kissed by a light pole.

6/21/2018 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ 6/20/2018
04:22:00 PM...

"Nuffin' the Dindu?"
🎉💩🔫😂🎊

Really looking forward to the cinematic
adaptation of this great "urban" epic...



>Snicker!<

6/21/2018 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A couple of years ago a retired area four homicide dick was visiting parents graves at Resurrection; three bangers approach him and announced a robbery, one had a blue steel handgun and the other assholes pretended they had something under their coats. The retiree to cover behind a tomb stone and pulled out a 45cal auto. The one with the gun dropped it and ran, with the others to a waiting vehicle. He stuck around and made out a report. Fucking cemeteries are dangerous places, its just fucked up.

6/21/2018 10:31:00 PM  

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