Monday, July 16, 2018

Commander Bangles

Isn't there some rule about uniforms?


That doesn't appear to be a regulation shirt.

Nor hair length.

Certainly not earrings.

And the arm jewelry? She's not going to be much help in a melee.


Where's the flood? Are those regulation pants?

Check out the reflection on those sneaks.

Anyone seen her gun? Because she ain't wearing it.

She has just shown up at a police shooting in her District, possibly by members of her command. She is the person in charge until a Deputy or higher shows up. She might be tasked with making a statement to the media.

"Earned, not Given."

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369 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander Bojangles! Wow, absolutely pathetic and embarrassing. Shit in, shit out.

7/16/2018 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t tell the difference between her and the comm-unitee.

7/16/2018 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this is an individual of authority for the CPD, my how times have change.

7/16/2018 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to be fucking kidding me...she is my boss?!?!? This department is a joke.

7/16/2018 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fucking joke.

7/16/2018 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like she was pulled off the set of "Real Housewives of Atlanta". She cant really be a member of the police department.

7/16/2018 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like Leonidas leading her Spartans against the Persians.

7/16/2018 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So tattoos were bad but this shit is acceptable. Looks like she’s going grocery shopping not serving and protecting.

7/16/2018 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW just fucking wow! This is a joke right?

7/16/2018 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



I'm embarrassed 😩!


7/16/2018 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, she aces all promotional exams, shuffled papers and clouted her way up the ladder... 100% legit... and Kidney Bean on recommendations — top cop right der

7/16/2018 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn!

El... Oh... Fucking El...

Is it parody?

Is it satire?

Is it mockery?

Is it actually even comedy?

Or just an awful, eye-watering,
pant load of a tragedy?

Who in hollerin' hell is HER clout?

Or better still, who gave the ok for her
to come on the job?

They most assuredly deserve to have
their hind parts kicked upwards and
off the bone.

7/16/2018 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Total embarrassment to the department. Just shows how there are no standards for this departments leadership. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen so many general orders violated in just a couple pictures.

7/16/2018 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfucking believable is right! I’ve never heard of her or seen her, but her appearance is a total disgrace and embarrassment. I’m embarrassed. The brass should be outraged. What a terrible message to send to not only the troops but the public. So can we all look like that now? Disregard any of the appearance and uniform standards? Funny because in our roll call room there’s multiple pictures on the wall of hair and grooming standards. Wow!!!

7/16/2018 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My eyes....my eyes....my retinas are singed from seeing this. Help.

7/16/2018 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urban Contemporary Lounge-Wear
for TODAY'S woman of attitude
and action!

"SHE-YAAAAAT!"

7/16/2018 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good God! I’m on a larger, pretty squared away suburban department. This alone will make me stop complaining about any of our command staff. Our public works custodians are more squared away than this.

7/16/2018 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pitiful, simply pitiful that she is a PO let alone a supervisor. Her appearance, not even counting the missing firearm, makes me want to vomit.

7/16/2018 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, "commander," sometimes it's better not to show up, rather than show up looking like a complete buffoon.

7/16/2018 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So unprofessional. No leaders in Special Ed’s Department!

7/16/2018 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I show up to work like that. Freaking joke! Why bother.

7/16/2018 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! Are you kidding me??!! This is the commander of the 003 district??!! Tell me that’s not true!! Tell me the lady in the pictures is an unarmed security guard for Sally’s beauty supply!! This is what a CPD commander looks like today?! What a disgrace and a complete embarrassment to the department. Wow!! I never thought I would say this but I am embarrassed to be represented by a person looking like this. Unbelievable!!

7/16/2018 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Inspector Big Bird said...

For some reason I thought of the Skeksis in that weird movie The Dark Crystal (1982).

Why bring attention to her poor appearance? If they demote her (which we all know won't happen) she will just file an EEOC beef.

Never you folks mind about her jewelry, shoes, hair, pants, or Michael Jackson Moonwalker shoes. You just better make damn sure that fucking beat tag is on your car or I promise there will be hell to pay!

7/16/2018 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With leadership like that, the CPD has become a joke. Very sad.

7/16/2018 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m glad she has ten pounds of junk on her wrist. Like a cow bell alerting everyone to her presence. Is this a comedy show! How can I take this woman seriously! This is Special Ed’s Command staff. I can’t respect Special Ed. He has to be by far the dumbest Superintendent we ever had in the history of CPD!

7/16/2018 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed you have to be kidding giving her a gold star. She was clueless on the scene.

7/16/2018 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only thing missing with her bling bling is a camel. Then the outfit will be compete.

7/16/2018 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously it doesn't take that long to put on your uniform. What a fucking joke

7/16/2018 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She represents this City and once great Police Department, which is no longer.
She is the visual presence of Command. What the fuck. How can this be OK
to do in her mind. A total disgrace. No lack of shame. No professional display
or honor or respect to the men and women of this once GREAT department.
No respect to the citizens of Chicago, while in public view. No self respect for
her own display of leadership. unbelievable Earned not Given. Truly a disgrace.

7/16/2018 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She had the balls to show up and be on the front line. Probably was off duty and didn't have time to change.

7/16/2018 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander you have to be kidding us! The Department went to shit under Rahm and Special Ed! I have never seen crap like this in my 20 plus years. Who really respects us. Are leadership failed us!

7/16/2018 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They make anyone a Commander now.

7/16/2018 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CRAZY.............. it would be funny if it weren’t serious. How can I respect her.

7/16/2018 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unbelievable. This is an exempt member. ED say it isn’t so?

7/16/2018 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous KMA 1999 said...

You are looking at the result of the on going social experiment of affirmative action and merit promotion. The Department is lost. The City is destroyed. God help us.

7/16/2018 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate this department.

7/16/2018 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s with the Mr. T starter kit. I thought that went out in the 80’s. The Commander of 003 is trying to bring it back with fake gold.

7/16/2018 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have became a joke with ED in charge.

7/16/2018 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After Special Ed, this is the 2nd best thing I have seen. WOW. Wow. No activity for this clown show anymore. STAY fetal my friends, stay fetal. She is make $150K a year, what a friggin embarrassment . Wow. This department and prestige is over folks

7/16/2018 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed how did you pick her and who is she related to. There is no way she ever did Police work to make Commander.

7/16/2018 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She doesn’t look like she cares much for Police work.

7/16/2018 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dis ghetto trash be da PO-leecis? She musta been out gettin’ her nails and hair did when the call came in.

If this is your COMMANDER, your department is in deeper shit than I or anyone else imagined.

Even if she WASNT a cop, who told her that was a good look??

7/16/2018 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they still have those signs over the mirrors in the locker rooms that said, " Does your appearance command respect?" Well her's doesn't. She looks like a hip hop queen. Part of being an exempt is knowing you may have to respond to an incident any time of day or night and have clothes that are conservative in appearance. She is a disgrace to the Chicago Police Department and should be disciplined for being a buffoon.

7/16/2018 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably coming from a barbecue. But damn, keep a change of clothes in your car...for just this type of occasion!!

7/16/2018 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exquisitaly representative of her command.

Scintillating.

Fascinating.

Most regrettable.

Yet, still, lingering, like the taste of garlic, with or withou belch assistance.

7/16/2018 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is an embarrassment. She must be visually challenged or she does not own a mirror.

7/16/2018 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My mailman looks more professional than her... where is her duty belt? in the trunk or just hanging on her bicycle?

7/16/2018 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No worries Superintendent morale is at ZERO! No matter what you do anymore. Even with this hip-hop Commander.

7/16/2018 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There must not be a dress code anymore.

7/16/2018 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How am I suppose to respect rank.

7/16/2018 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its 003. that place does not qualify as Earth

7/16/2018 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The lack of real bosses make me sick. No one who is the police would come to work with all that jewelry. I don’t want to get into all the other nonsense. Major problem now is we have no real bosses.

7/16/2018 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can’t get over this. I can’t believe this is a police officer let a lone a commander? This is beyond words. What disrespect she has for the department and it’s standards. You simply can not look like that no matter what the rank. Lead by example I guess. She embarrassed the CPD on National TV. Boy do we look like an unprofessional department.

7/16/2018 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a pathetic specimen. How does johnson expect the rank and file to follow basic rules of conduct when his appointed commanders cant even follow the department guidelines on appearance. It start with the small things then gets bigger and bigger, much like crime. Pathetic.

7/16/2018 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who ever promoted her is a fool. Embarrassing

7/16/2018 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow... just wow! This department has become a complete circus sideshow. That’s a commander? She doesn’t look like she’s qualified to flip burgers at Mac Dowell’s.

7/16/2018 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, maybe that recruit from her district was following her lead. No gun no problem.

7/16/2018 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone take her seriously?

7/16/2018 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She must be the laughingstock at headquarters.

7/16/2018 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much help in a melee?! Did u hear this ass clown on the air? A recruit could have sounded more professional.

7/16/2018 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My God, what has this department turned into. Does she conduct stand up inspections?

7/16/2018 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fucking disgraceful. this is today's polleeeece?

7/16/2018 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m so embarrassed for her and us. I would write more but I’m speechless. Who is her juice?

7/16/2018 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No wonder the scene got out of control. Who could take her seriously.

Squad can I get an event number for over dressing.

7/16/2018 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this a section 8 stunt! Disability for crazy! Must be.

7/16/2018 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn buffoon. Absolute disgrace. Let us not forget "your hard work will be recognized" just like hers and, "someday you too could be a commander". Words from her mouth. Man i just puked myself.

7/16/2018 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all the pay raises the overly promoted Commander likes to buy from fake gold dot com. Sorry boss no flooding in 003 District as far back as fort Dearborn. Nice outfit! So much for Department regulation hair style. Let me clear that with no hair down to the butt.

7/16/2018 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF!!!!!!!!!

7/16/2018 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lead by example.

7/16/2018 02:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tone it down sister, you look like you just popped out of the Ringling Bros. clown car.

7/16/2018 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I couldn’t look at the photo with out thinking she is a Commander. That is a exempt possession, Gold Star, Officer in charge and one of Special Ed’s Command Staff. Laughable.

7/16/2018 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This department turned into a comedy under 9.5 and Special ED.

7/16/2018 02:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just can’t wait to retire.

7/16/2018 02:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make way

7/16/2018 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No wonder no one wants the job anymore.

7/16/2018 03:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was ready to take care of any issues on the line. Embarrassing.

7/16/2018 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m not going to touch this one. LOL!

7/16/2018 03:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fetish affectionadoes everywhere thank you, profusely and most sincerely, for these two, deliciously enticing images of our ideal form of fetish fascination!!!!

My something is all a flutter!!!!!

7/16/2018 03:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If she isn’t dumped it’s over

7/16/2018 03:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does your appearance command respect? What. A. Fucking. Joke.

7/16/2018 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So an offender who on video is attempting to pull a weapon out on YOUR officers is dealt with and you allow people to throw bottles and rocks at YOUR officers! Shame on you and your outfit. But hey inspectors are going to ping your officers on shooting scenes for not wearing their hat. Where is the FOP??? Then, the bosses allow people to close down half your district for protecting because an officer did his job?? She was more upset with officers on Sat and Sun then ignorant instagators. Now,you have the audacity to tell officers to enforce laws at 71/Jeffery. Do not do police work until she is gone. Not one boss has had the POs back. Baltimore here we come.

7/16/2018 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should promote the one officer that called out the 003 commander and was defending the POs. Not sure who he was but I saw him arguing with her and telling the high brass to take charge and end bullshit city shutdowns

7/16/2018 03:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The whole outfit screams “Special One”!

7/16/2018 03:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know Toys R Us went out of business. But she looks like a tthrowback to a Toy R Us Kid 🎉

This dept is officially ran backwards 😢

7/16/2018 03:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WWGED
What Would Glen Evans Do?

7/16/2018 03:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fucking disgrace!

7/16/2018 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous T. May said...

OMG!!! What has happened to the CPD since my husband retired in 2003? Shameful beyond words.

7/16/2018 04:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The look is a total disgrace. I can’t believe she is a Commander. Those hoop earrings are a total safety issue. Hair down to her butt another safety issue. I guess she has never been in a fight. You would never see any special forces with that look. It is not tactically sound. She could get seriously hurt. To all the other posters keep this as professionally as possible. I’m sure there will be complaints that she is being picked on.

7/16/2018 04:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is wearing her vest ;)

7/16/2018 04:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got 99 bracelets but a gun ain’t one

7/16/2018 04:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a Fuckin Clown of a Police Dept this has become , I'm outta Here

7/16/2018 04:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously What a Fucking JOKE , This isn't a Police Dept Its a Laughing Fuckin Joke , The Boy Scouts Of America have Better Class and Intelligence's

7/16/2018 04:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG. So very professional. The pictures are actually hilarious if they weren’t so disgusting. A real leader. Rahm and Ed’s Department . Mercy.

7/16/2018 04:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Retired-On-Duty said...

Fucking disgrace.

My grandfather is rolling in his grave.

7/16/2018 04:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How embarrassing. This is why I don’t want to tell anyone I’m the police. That’s a commander? What a joke!

7/16/2018 04:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an utter and absolute disgrace and embarrassment to the thousands of police officers who proudly served and those that continue to do so. OK, I said it. Cue the "racist" remarks.

7/16/2018 04:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this is a Chicago police officer, I am moving to Wisconsin!
Shame. Embarrassment. Disgrace.

7/16/2018 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks so good. Hey mr. mayor, why don’t you just make her the superintendent of the popo. We are already a laughing stock with other agencies because of the joke of management.

7/16/2018 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ... I thought Tony Carothers dressed like a clown when he was a commander.. This broad is a disgrace.. Merit all the way I'm sure..

7/16/2018 04:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! It just keeps getting worse.

7/16/2018 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disgraceful this department is finished!

7/16/2018 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll give her a little props, at least she is out there right on the line. Some of thses other pussies would be way in the back or sitting in their cars.

7/16/2018 05:25:00 AM  
Blogger Chris Perrien said...

Wow, just wow. She has earned her nickname well.

7/16/2018 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again stirring up the flame with a liar lying creatively making another false narrative:
Violent protest over police-involved shooting a warning shot
https://chicago.suntimes.com/columnists/violent-protest-over-police-involved-shooting-a-warning-shot/

She says what:
But questions remain about why police confronted the man in the first place.

Then moron says this:
In fact, the biggest complaint from my neighbors is police aren’t doing enough to clear the corners at 71st and Jeffery where scores of people are bartering everything from loose cigarettes to cold water.

*so you want the police to do their jobs,the officers engaged a suspect and he attempted to grab his gun and shoot kill police and now you are part of another fake media false narrative no wonder the Suntimes is on life support begging for subscribers when it finally goes the way of the dinosaurs extinct that will be “change we will believe in!”

7/16/2018 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gross.

7/16/2018 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could you imagine a blue shirt showing up to a active scene like this!? If so, CR's would be flying around like wild fire and SPARs all over the place. You would think she makes 2 times more than the blue shirt pushing a beat car. Yes, 2 times more in salary AND a take-home squad with FREE gas, and this is the most professional look she can dictate to her troops and the community. You can't get respect from a community looking like this, its a pure embarrassment to the uniform. Not that she is wearing a uniform by any means. I've had a$$hole bosses who were pricks, but when they were on the street, they acted like professionals and looked like professionals, and even though sometimes jerks inside their office, they commended respect and knew how to run an incident on the street. But what do I know, this is a new department, that I am 40 year dinosaur compared to these snowflakes with master degrees but no common street sense or Merit boss like this one who is more concerned about the mirrors on her shoes, and earrings a parrot could perch on. Did she forget she was a Commander at a police involved shooting or did she think it was lounge day at the GYM (well, the latter isn't the case if ya know what I mean)

7/16/2018 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Bob Marley with those 5 foot braids?
BTW, nice thumb ring!!! Do I need kiss it to get inside the do-nothing Caps office, or to be in for merit sergeant by her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDJe3o9BD_s
She's not The Godfather, but the Godbangles!!!!!!

7/16/2018 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is that Clown? Is she working part-time at a damn nail shop? What an embarrassment! Like to see her run down a gangway and hop fences in pursuit of a drug dealer. Great recruiting...

7/16/2018 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's in uniform, not regulated but she tried. 😂😂 White shirt, check. Blue pants, check, shiny shoes, super check. Vest, check. GUN? No, why? Who needs a gun when you have Wonder Woman bangles to deflect bullets. And hair the length of ropes to whip and wrangle any offender. Duh. Welcome to 2018 all of you haters. This is obviously the debut of the 2019 Spring Collection:Commander edition

7/16/2018 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EMBARRASSING.

7/16/2018 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow . I have seen it all . She has embarrassed us all ....God Help the CPD.

7/16/2018 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city leadership and police leadership is a joke. Really? Do you see that crazy dressing and hair by commanders in other police departments? I think not. Only in this dumbed-downed department.

7/16/2018 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only is that a disgrace to our uniform but it’s also a fashion emergency. Wow

7/16/2018 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who/what is she?

7/16/2018 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wtf ? If any inspector wants to hit you with a hair or hat violation, show em this picture. Lead by example, mam.

7/16/2018 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad. All that fake hair, stupid bracelets, extra large earrings, im embarassed

7/16/2018 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is COMPLETELY UNQUALIFIED

7/16/2018 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd have a hard time respecting that.

7/16/2018 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can u imagine a lowly patrol officer wearing that ... oh the Inspector would still be writing ... two sets of rules , don’t forget it.

7/16/2018 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fucking embarrassment!

7/16/2018 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an embarrassment. Keep a change of clothes in a vacuum bag in your trunk. Just a total hood broad. Her “community” should be as embarrassed of her as I am as an officer.

I like Super Trooper Dangle behind her too. I don’t care if the porn stache is allowed or not, if you’re wearing one in a clear attempt to look like an asshole (and succeeding) and think you’re being novel, hip, or the smartass of the week then shave it. You’re not that clever, and you do not command respect.

7/16/2018 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just a civilian, so forgive me for not knowing who this is....she is a police commander?
Holy smokes. Chicago is in worse shape than I thought....and I thought it was in pretty bad shape.
CPD - you guys are in my prayers.

7/16/2018 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can inspectors ever write up an officer for a uniform infraction again? Remember Special Ed demanding the tie clip is added to the uniform? Next time check out the State Police commanders in uniform and compare.

This is a joke, should be dumped immediately.

7/16/2018 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her appearance is shameful. Leave an appropriate shirt in the car. Take the jewelry off while in route. That way no matter where you are coming from you wont look like a hoochie mama when you arrive.

7/16/2018 07:07:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

The only words that come to my mind are: Dance Mama Dance.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/16/2018 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disgraceful!

7/16/2018 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is a future Subject Matter Expert for the next sergeant promotional exam.

7/16/2018 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that the outline of her duty weapon in her right pants pocket ? I’m embarrassed to say I’m a Chicago Police Officer. Fucking ridiculous.

7/16/2018 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is she the same one who while assigned to IAD took honeymoon leave but when she came back to work she was still not officially married?

Nice ploy to get vacation go out of country when your assigned furlo has been used up or not upcoming?

But again this shows who your promoting to command?
What about looking professional and commanding the situation.
No let's look like the protesters and cause more confusion.

7/16/2018 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I come to this site to remind me, how fortunate I am, to be retired.

7/16/2018 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG. That isn't the future. That is the now.

She looks like she is from Planet Psychlo from the Battlefield Earth movie.

7/16/2018 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does your appearance command respect?

7/16/2018 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ridiculous. no weapon. she must have been going camping.

7/16/2018 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Now that's true leadership. Right off the Bozo show.

7/16/2018 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another telling sign what this department turned into. Words like unfair, biased, undeserving, unprofessional and unqualified are the best words used to describe much of the promotees of the CPD.

7/16/2018 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Had time to put her jewelry on, not so much time for a duty weapon. Time for a courtesy flush.

7/16/2018 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How far this department has fallen to have such unqualified people in command positions. She is a disgrace to the Chicago Police Department, she looked some like she belonged with the group of rioters not someone who commands respect. Why would anyone in their right mind want to work for her and give her activity. Commander Buffoon would throw you under the bus the first chance she would get please watch your backside with her. The department has a dress code and hair cut regulation does she not have to follow them or is she allowed to look like this at a police shooting, God help us all we are doomed with the present command total and complete idiots.

7/16/2018 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that she was promoted by reverse seniority. What a disgrace to the rank and file!

7/16/2018 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, what do you expect? Ringling Brothers folded the tent and she took it.

7/16/2018 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd be her merit pick any day!

7/16/2018 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was she in the Bozo circus grand march at one time?

7/16/2018 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She had the balls to show up and be on the front line. Probably was off duty and didn't have time to change.


Time ? What 30 minutes top to stop in the district and make herself presentable as a commander of police ? Others are able to do it so why not her ?

7/16/2018 07:52:00 AM  
Blogger Ragman said...

On God. What a picture. As a young boy (many, many moons ago) I remember seeing a group of Illinois state police having lunch in a diner. My uncle was with ATF at the time. He noticed I was watching the troopers. Couldn't take my eyes off them. I'll never forget what he said to me. "An officer in uniform should never have to demand respect from the public, they command respect by their sharp appearance and demeanor. The way they carry themselves." 55 years later it's still etched in my memory. All I can say to OTJ po's is I don't know how you guys and gals still do the job you do with the command staff that you have. I'm not even a Chicago citizen AND I'm embarrassed. Jesus.Christ, most janitors have uniforms and better grooming!

7/16/2018 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm retired LEO from up north. Never seen anything like this. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. As a regular reader of this blog I've read countless stories of merit promotions; this gives me a better understanding of what the rank and file have to contend with. I feel for you. But look at it this way, she's prepared for any eventuality. She can stand with the police until the crowd starts to turn, then she can drop the best, cross the tape line and blend in. Better than your chief who openly broke the law while in full uniform. Be safe brothers and sisters.

7/16/2018 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should send the picture to Sessions!

7/16/2018 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe those bracelets deflect bullets like the ones Wonder Women wears

7/16/2018 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does your appearance command respect? ♠️

7/16/2018 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m just speechless.

7/16/2018 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
She had the balls to show up and be on the front line. Probably was off duty and didn't have time to change.

7/16/2018 12:58:00 AM

#1. That’s her job as a Commander to show up on Officer Involved Shootings. #2. She has a department vehicle 24/7. This vehicle has a trunk. One can easily place a bag with proper uniform in said trunk which could be accessed immediately for proper uniform to respond to a scene.

But hey it’s easier to make excuses for these over promoted merit hacks because everything is given to them so they don’t need to act appropriately or be held accountable.

7/16/2018 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh she had a gun alright. It was stuffed in her sweatpants pocket. Myself and a few officers commented how she was felony carrying her piece like the constituents she represents.

7/16/2018 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow!!! Nice example of Department leadership. What an embarrassment. Not to to worry, I am sure she just increased her chances of being promoted. CPD is increasingly becoming the laughing stock of the LEO community.

Many LEO Officers have told me they feel sorry for CPD. I don't know if that is for the shit we deal with on the street or because of our leadership.

7/16/2018 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just when you thought the moral and standards couldn't sink any lower for CPD, Bingo.

7/16/2018 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep a picture of this clown. The next time an inspector wants to gig a real police officer for a uniform infraction, attach on the To-From.

7/16/2018 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jerry Seinfeld’s puffy shirt.
Swashbuckler Classic.
Where’s the eye patch?

Showing up for the communitay at the request of a tired lo-energy Special Ed, otherwise don’t bother me, understand.
Looks like Phflogging Phfucher is going to need another Ryan shutdown.

So, we got one who rides a camel and another that’s a scalawag pirate, arrrgggh!
What else we got?

Stay fetal.

7/16/2018 08:21:00 AM  
Blogger Chip Bagg said...

Thanks for the photo.
I would not have believed a verbal description.
I have a new respect for the SHARP CLEAN PROFESSIONAL
appearance of the rank and file police officers.
My thanks to them.

7/16/2018 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great example to go under the “Does your appearance command respect” sign. Do they even have such a thing anymore?

7/16/2018 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

A class act

7/16/2018 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOTE TO “ CMDR” H: LEAD BY EXAMPLE
BE PREPARED.....Have a f*ckin uniform in your take home squad, takes a few minutes to put it on. Should have been carrying off-duty, esp. being a Cmdr in one of the shittiest districts in the city.
Get rid of the “do”. Isn’t there a bunch of photos in the academy on how hair should be worn? You can’t even put a cap on that atrocity.

7/16/2018 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her shirt reminds me of that episode in Seinfeld where Jerry is wearing that puffy shirt. I guess sometimes all you can do is laugh.

7/16/2018 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CMMD of IAD bling bling all you need now is a Carmel..

7/16/2018 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just showed my wife the photo. She is still shaking her head. What a 🤡 !!!

7/16/2018 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If she isn't demoted immediately then this becomes the final nail in the superintendent's career coffin. Why he promoted this person in the first place, and for what justifiable reason need to be answered. Was it another case of race and gender promotion? Because if this is the best CPD has to offer then it needs to be disbanded and let anyone else take over. How do you show up to a OIC without your duty weapon? That is her mentality, the same one she has probably had her entire career, that nothing will happen because she ain't doing nothing. Those who have worked with this type knows exactly what I'm talking about.

7/16/2018 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s the weekend, she got rushed out on a call from SHE-SHED, Whar did you expect?

7/16/2018 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Dirk Diggler standing behind her? Pull my finger...

7/16/2018 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DA DANM THIRD DISTRICT.
Burger Queen, Kiddy Kop, Dominick'S.
Most talked about dist on this blog. Is this district cursed?

7/16/2018 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is not the commander that was the cleaning lady!

7/16/2018 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just received a phone call from an out of state friend who is a LEO. He showed the pictures at his roll call this morning and they are still laughing. Unbelievable!

7/16/2018 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JUST A CITIZEN SAYS:
What in the name of God is that about? WHY IS THIS ALLOWED???

7/16/2018 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was Saturday nite Live what a joke!

7/16/2018 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya, she earned her spot, uh huh

The sad part is she thinks she be styling.

7/16/2018 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hair , shoes ,jewelry ,nail polish on merit commander Gloria
Is Eddie Johnson blind , she is a live poster of how to to dress for CPD detail .
Any Police Officer that took a reprimand ,day off without pay , file a grievance with FOP .
Eddie should also take time for In attention to duty , she has appeared with him dressed like a clown .
No rules and regulations for merit command staff.
Eddie broke many laws , CPD rules and regulations when he blocked dan Ryan expressway .

7/16/2018 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon that has to be Tyler Perry impersonating a mispromoted Commander.

7/16/2018 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While I do appreciate the vest (it goes with everything)...she needed to lose the earrings- they just scream grab me and rip them out of my ears.
Not sure what to say about the "hair" since its fake and no way it ever meets regulations.

7/16/2018 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture says all there needs to be said about CPD. I assume this creature passed all the tests one needs to pass to be a commander.

7/16/2018 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one has a comment about Senior Mustachio directly behind her? My God.....have some self respect. If you're sporting a mustache you better have grey hair, a beard, or be wearing a leather jacket

7/16/2018 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she is just an over achiever? Trying her best to be part of that CHANGE the department is pushing.

7/16/2018 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell?

7/16/2018 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It makes me sick to see what has become of a one time proud and respected Police Department. We do not choose the bosses but we do not have to climb in the clown car with them. Keep your heads up..

7/16/2018 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks fine in her "Mr. T" starter kit

7/16/2018 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Bring back the Burger Queen.


7/16/2018 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like a Wayans Bros character.

7/16/2018 09:31:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

What... The... Fuck... Over?!?!

The person in those photos looks like a lot of things.
A District Commander in a major metropolitan Police Department is NOT one of them.

7/16/2018 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you Ed. She is a great example that I would like to emulate . Can she be my mentor ? Dear Lord, is it time to retire? I’m so done here. So tired of the embarrassing buffooons in charge. This depth is lost . Someone flush this toilet .

7/16/2018 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The department needs to go back to the olde tyme uniform standards. Haircuts like on the pictures in the academy. Officers need to take pride in themselves. And, yes, this woman needs to go.

7/16/2018 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a disgrace. Female bosses like her come thru the headquarter departments and complain/ding us workers for hair on face, hair below collar, clothing not professional enough and other bullshit. Yet they go out in public and look like that as a full duty exempt. The ones walking around headquarters complaining about us are in violation themselves. Maybe I’m loosing my vision... are we not suppose to wear a duty belt when working the streets??
Ugh!! Discraceful to all cops and definitely to the women on the job trying to earn respect.

7/16/2018 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did She get that shirt from Rickey Ricardo's wardrobe closet?
Well, at least she showed up.

7/16/2018 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's 003's answer to Wonder Woman.

7/16/2018 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She might has well rode in on a camel.

7/16/2018 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed was the person that promoted her.

7/16/2018 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You had to see her try to fit her hat over that mess the following day.

7/16/2018 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, from all my time on the job commanders should show up to shootings all the time. They would also show up to shootings when called in off duty on weekends. They wold show up in dress pants, gun, star and some kind of collared shirt or they would be in full uniform which they would dress at home or dress in the district quick and head out to the scene. This is pathetic and no excuse.

7/16/2018 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THAT is a police COMMANDER?

Oh wow. Feel sorry for you guys.

7/16/2018 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notice This Barnum clown is also posing for the pic. McDonalds employees have higher standards than this clown. I would say even the ladies at Popeyes are more professional than this clown and they don't earn 150K+ salary. Time for some drug testing and investigation of her credentials.

7/16/2018 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that was a hood rat, not somebody who collects a pay check from the police department. Just when you think this Department has reached its lowest point of all time, this clown shows up. Johnson you are a complete failure. How did you ever promote such an embarrassing useless waste. This is your example of leadership? Please leave now while there are a few officers that still exemplify pride, self respect and professionalism.

7/16/2018 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is the Poster Child for the,"Be The Change" campaign. The new norm in the Black Community is a Non-Nuclear Family like the REST of the country and now that whole community has descended into utter chaos and even raising its own children is sadly not a priority, how can you expect them to abide by silly things like rules and regulations. When the highest ranking member of your department sides with and appeases anarchy it sends a message LOUD AND CLEAR to anyone who has spent their life loving their family and giving of themselves to fill the missing void and try and create some sense of stability in a community that doesn't. We are living in a "Lord Of The Flies" world and it is downright frightening.

7/16/2018 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burger Queen Lillie say ?
Do you miss me now ?
That has to be a security guard for some ghetto bus tour .

7/16/2018 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ghetto Sarge has a goatee , bet he’s another merit , we be da best
Just can’t pass no test
Take notice of the blue shirts neatly groomed , look very professional .
FOP. File to have every reprimand for uniform violations , grooming standards removed from all FOP members records .
Take this to the press , does your appearance command respect ?

7/16/2018 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is she the new tactical Barbie?

7/16/2018 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK help me out here. Is it the “community “ doesn’t trust the police because they have so called leaders like her, OR, is it because they really don’t care who the “leaders” are, they just believe anything they want. Very confusing. NOT

7/16/2018 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a POS
Fat Eddie giving any POS a commander position - dept is done

7/16/2018 10:23:00 AM  

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