Half a Mile?
Does anyone have the name of the company that prints yellow and red crime scene tape? Because Area Central Districts have been calling Equipment and Supply trying to get more:
- A gunman in a minivan unleashed a hail of bullets on another vehicle as they traveled on Lake Shore Drive outside of Soldier Field overnight. No one was injured, but police found shell casings spread over a half-mile stretch of the southbound drive. No one is in custody.
Police officers were investigating an abandoned vehicle that was crashed into a viaduct near 18th Street and Lake Shore Drive around 2:10 a.m. when they reported hearing gunfire to the north.
Moments later, a black Chevy Tahoe pulled up to the officers and the driver reported that he had been fired upon as he entered Lake Shore Drive at Roosevelt. The gunman shot from a blue Honda minivan as the vehicles continued south on the drive, the victim said. Police said the Tahoe was hit by at least seven rounds, but no one was injured.
Officers found a trail of shell casings in the southbound lanes that stretched from 1400 to 1800 South Lake Shore Drive.
We sense an opportunity for someone to incorporate a "Vanecko Crime Scene Tape Company" to make an IPO in time for next year's killing season.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
40 Comments:
A new form of
"Punch Buggy?"
Don't be stupid. This is an engineered, artificial shortage.
Tape may have been given to movie crews or sequestered.
Could the brass justify a shortage of ammo?
Vanecko is like the asshole who steals pens from a bank.
Still laugh when I think of the scene in "Chicago Fire" when the showed a weight made by the Vanecko Weight Co.....
Half a mile crime scene. Can you imagine trying to tape that scene, it would take forever. This incident as well as the rest of the carnage occuring in the city indicate the need for rapid response crime scene tape trucks. This would replace the old fashion way of having police officers trying to tape a scene which is time consuming and laborious. Usually when the police officer goes into the squad's trunk to get the tape it is found to be tangled up with all the other garbage or it has some gooey substance all over it or there is about 3 feet of it.
These rapid response crime scene tape trucks would have big reels of crime scene tape that resemble the giant reels of electric cables like the electric, telephone and cable companies use. There would be giant reels of inner and outer perimeter crime scene tapes. There could be parade tapes (St. Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo, Bud Billiken), protest tapes (BLM, Antifa, Socialists, Anti Trump--and these tapes could be ordered with the protest chants of the day in case the protesters forget their lines. How about rapid taping of a community when violence strikes with printed tapes of, stop the violence, stop the shooting, can't we all get along, and everyone's favorite, Kumbaya. Think of the speed a rapid response tape truck could tape the 26 mile Chicago Marathon vs. police officers. In addition to the wording, Police Line Do Not Cross, commerical advertisements could be added so the city could make some extra bucks.
Reusable crime scenes tape
Anti-Trump tape? No thanks.
Make mine to read as follows; the Clitons, Turdbin, Suckworth, J-Blow, Madigasaster, Pricktickle, 9.5 and Lil Louie can all kiss my ass.
Vote Republican.
Vote for Rauner!
May as well just get a supply from a district not having the issues of shootings. Can start with 17
Dan Ryan is then shut down this morning because of another shooting there. This city is definitely heading down a long road to no where.
(OT) we spent how much on that citykey identity program that allows illegals to vote?
San Francisco spends about $6,326 for each non-citizen voter to sign up for local election, report says
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/san-francisco-spends-about-6326-for-each-non-citizen-voter-to-sign-up-for-local-election-report-says
Does it work let’s see here:
The program resulted in 49 new voters, which turned out to cost the city $6,326 each, The San Francisco Chronicle reported. The paper called the effort “pretty much a bust the first time out.”
Local officials suggest residents who might otherwise consider registering are worried the Trump administration would learn their identities.
*this is great news the city scam results in another waste of taxpayers money another reason to never vote democrats if your in favor of the rule of law,and the constitution!
What ever happened to Chalkie? Is he on medical?
What’s the percentage:
18 people shot in 5 hours early Sunday
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/sunday-morning-gun-violence-oct-28-2018/
Would that be 3.4% per hour? And where is rahm hiding decrying the massive violence? Any alderman speaking out? Durbin?duckworth? Bueller?
Its the same company that makes the glass bottles we use to mark shell casings on crime scenes.
Back in the day, before they had the pretty markers used now, we used to the crime scene tape on empty bottles to mark shell casings. We never ran out of those.
And there it is Boys and Girls , the feral Chicago Ghetto Rat has infested the city proper now. Broad daylight shooting Downtown and now running gun battles on LSD at night . And for all the poor bastards trying to get to work this Monday morning and nice reminder of the CGR battles on the Ghetto 500 , with it being closed long enough to totally fuck rush hour up.
So for all you bleeding heart SJW demorats enjoy the the city you created, along with all your socialist partners at the ACLU AND blm and the rest of the Crook County Catch and Release Unjustice System ......Me I got a Chillin Spot and I'm fetal
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Half a mile crime scene. Can you imagine trying to tape that scene, it would take forever. This incident as well as the rest of the carnage occuring in the city indicate the need for rapid response crime scene tape trucks. This would replace the old fashion way of having police officers trying to tape a scene which is time consuming and laborious. Usually when the police officer goes into the squad's trunk to get the tape it is found to be tangled up with all the other garbage or it has some gooey substance all over it or there is about 3 feet of it.
These rapid response crime scene tape trucks would have big reels of crime scene tape that resemble the giant reels of electric cables like the electric, telephone and cable companies use. There would be giant reels of inner and outer perimeter crime scene tapes. There could be parade tapes (St. Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo, Bud Billiken), protest tapes (BLM, Antifa, Socialists, Anti Trump--and these tapes could be ordered with the protest chants of the day in case the protesters forget their lines. How about rapid taping of a community when violence strikes with printed tapes of, stop the violence, stop the shooting, can't we all get along, and everyone's favorite, Kumbaya. Think of the speed a rapid response tape truck could tape the 26 mile Chicago Marathon vs. police officers. In addition to the wording, Police Line Do Not Cross, commerical advertisements could be added so the city could make some extra bucks.
10/29/2018 02:23:00 AM
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And it has to be owned by a woman or minority contractor.
Immediately after they tape was put up for doing its job the way it was intended, Ed stripped it down.
Why don't you coppers just make your lives easier and run crime scene tape all along the border of Chicago?
Sorry no crime scene tape for you..... Rahm has that money ear marked for bike lanes.
Don't forget the chalk as well!
How sad.. they turned the city over to a bunch of trigger happy social misfits.. they don’t want jobs. They don’t want to join a lawful society. They like their death culture
Tonight my fairly young on the job partner said: "The city can feel free and FIRE me for NOT doing my job but I won't let the county IMPRISON me for DOING my job."
I'll let that settle in a little. I was speechless.
There will be no need for crime scene tape after the consent decree. The community will feel respected and empowered and cease all violent / criminal acts.
This weeks Crime Scene Tape special is: Glow in the Dark Ghosties, Goblins, and Coppers Tape. Bring out the family for your next Halloween shooting incident and party like Rahm is still Mayor. Imagine the family good times and fun to be had on your block. (shell casing sweeper combo sold separately.)
Standard bidness practice: No ticket no laundry.
No money - no tape.
And if you’re wondering, they wasn’t run out of Sanctuary City ID cards.
- Speaking of Equipment & Supply or is it the HQ Mail Room...
Was at the staff bloated 35th St HouseMouse HQ last week looking for a parking spot when a “MP” Plated Lexus SUV rolled up to the dock.
What’s the dill?
Cheaper rental cost for a Ford transit or an Fusion vs. Lexus?
Merit MakerJugghead Special Ed - Backwards Together.
You know they have automatic cord reels, you can reel out say electrical cables push a button reel them back in for the next use that would save taxpayers money,and the liberals would not be so upset with the disposal of rolls and rolls of plastic crime scene tape. We are gonna need more tape:
43 shot, 5 fatally, in Chicago weekend shootings
https://abc7chicago.com/43-shot-5-fatally-in-chicago-weekend-shootings/4573961/
Just the wild West or at least what movies showed the wild West to be.
vanecko enterprises has a new brass locator and collector. coupled with a pelican street sweeper this beauty can cut 20 bumbling ET's and only cost 20 times as much in base salary plus overtime.
Vote Republican change the ball game
People keep stealing it for Halloween
Alabama McDonald's Gunman Killed By Armed Dad, Who Is Injured In Shootout
Below comment by a Sergeant of Police.....
A brave dad armed with a pistol stopped what could have been a mass shooting Saturday inside an Alabama McDonald's when he took down a masked gunman who had stormed in and opened fire.
The unidentified father was leaving the establishment with his sons when a masked man walked into the Birmingham fast-food restaurant and started shooting, WBRC-TV reported. The father returned fire and, during the ensuing shootout, the gunman, the father and one of the man's teenage sons were struck, according to the station.
The gunman, who was not identified, later died of his injuries. The other two injuries were not considered life-threatening.
“Things like this are difficult for both families. The gentleman who unfortunately lost his life, the teenage boy who is in the hospital recovering from his injuries and the father who is also recovering from his injuries,” Birmingham police spokesman Sgt. Bryan Shelton said, according to WVTM-13. “It's not easy being a father and watching your child get injured, get hurt like that. It's a really heartwrenching experience."
A gunman in a minivan unleashed a hail of bullets on another vehicle as they traveled on Lake Shore Drive outside of Soldier Field overnight. No one was injured, but police found shell casings spread over a half-mile stretch of the southbound drive. No one is in custody.
At this rate there will be no where safe for the fake pastors and reverends to march or shut down and get out the word to end Police brutality!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What ever happened to Chalkie? Is he on medical?
10/29/2018 06:36:00 AM
He retired and moved out of state. He was smart.
No more plastic tape it hurts the wildlife in the oceans and is a microaggressive reminder of the violence the gangs create.
When does rahm apologize to this city and its residents for his nearly eight years of failed leadership which has caused this city to be a laughing stock across the world.
Be the change, vote Republican.
Anybody seen Rahma Dama Ding Dong lately?????? What say his detail ????
Anonymous Anonymous said...
No more plastic tape it hurts the wildlife in the oceans and is a microaggressive reminder of the violence the gangs create.
10/29/2018 07:37:00 PM
Calicrazy put out a ban on plastic straws. Next, a ban on plastic police tape?...... What will LAPD do ??????
and today a body was dragged 7 blocks on Cottage Grove...more tape please...
I heard Chalkie has a bunch stored up.
Back in the day, before they had the pretty markers used now, we used to the crime scene tape on empty bottles to mark shell casings. We never ran out of those.
10/29/2018 07:43:00 AM
Spent rubbers and tiny plasic zip lock baggies work well too...
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