Monday, October 08, 2018

Pardon Our Laughter, But....

  • A person was killed with his own gun Sunday morning when he tried to break into a home in the Hollywood Park neighborhood on the Northwest Side, police said.

    The male suspect was trying to break into the home in the 5700 block of North Spaulding when he was met inside by two other males, according to preliminary information from Chicago police. During an ensuing struggle, the two males wrestled the home invader’s gun away and shot him.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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62 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe and Jack citizen, picking up the slack.

10/08/2018 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a minute...the homeowners did not try to de-escalate the situation? Bring the jury back.

10/08/2018 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Citizen Richard said...

He was certainly deserving of the prize he received.
Live like a shithead. Die like one too. And by your own heater too!
This is not the time to be doing B&E's. Idiots take note.

FREE JVD!

10/08/2018 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This event should qualify for Ram to cry on tv.., Yes? No?

10/08/2018 12:15:00 AM  
Blogger Baby"G" said...

And will the victims be charged if they shot the mope more than once? Will they be charged with "Murder", because once they disarmed the Offender, he became an Unarmed Victim. The Original Victims in this fiasco, may end up being prosecuted, unless the home invader was White, in which case: "Den he Jus Got Whut He Dizzerve." Baby "G"

10/08/2018 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm, I heard circumstances were somewhat different than the media is reporting. Imagine that, the media might have the facts wrong.

Kind of like the progressives that are destroying the city we live in. The facts are different than they say, but hey, they believe it's still 1965 and we're an occupying army that abuses people of color without negative repercussions on our careers or freedom. It's 2018 you dunces, we've changed but the criminals haven't.

10/08/2018 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But, but, but.....they should be charged. Once they wrestled the gun away he was no longer armed. They should have just let him walk away.

Bet ya $$$$$ to donuts his family is going to sue the homeowner for wrongful death.

Stay safe out there guys and gals.

10/08/2018 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a minute! That means that the two males inside the house shot an unarmed man, right? One count of 1st degree murder and one count of agg batt with a firearm, right?
If they took his gun he was unarmed.

10/08/2018 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.recordclearing.org/wp-content/forms/Illinois-Pardon-Application.pdf

Pass this along to JVD....

I hope to god one day this job will change into our favor.

10/08/2018 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are they charged with murder? was he an imminent threat once they had his gun? did they they get charged by the shot? jusy sayin...we are in bizarro world.

10/08/2018 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:

Does anyone know if it’s true that Herbert could have originally had JVD placed on home monitoring as a condition of his bail, and by doing so, he would have ensured that JVD would have already accured three years of “time served?”

I heard this was an option that Herbert either missed, or decided not to pursue, but if this was an option, this was a pretty big miss. Maybe a county guy or gal could answer.

10/08/2018 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Live a stupid and mean life,
die a mean and stupid death...

Stinkin' Thinkin' manifest.

Being hard-dicked, mind-locked, feeling necessary
and all up on the balls of his feet an' shit...

"Finna do dis shit!"


>Blinking stupidly at the hand
that moments ago had a gun in it<

Then?

>Blinking even more stupidly
at the business end of the gun
that moments ago was in his hand<

Our savagely cynical self can't help
but imagine the shit that went through
his mind (literally and figuratively)
as the residents were vigorously opening
a Chernin's II in his ass before they fed
HIS gun to him...

10/08/2018 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karma bitch 🖕🏼

10/08/2018 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope these liberal do gooders are prepared to do the same because I have no intention of saving them! They got what they wanted from me, here's your report ma'am!

10/08/2018 04:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the small victories that count.

10/08/2018 04:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has Fat Head stripped them yet? One less to worry over. Let the marches begin. Unarmed citizens fighting back, we can't have that can we.

10/08/2018 05:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A win win. Bad guy dead and no more welfare to pay.

10/08/2018 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Plat stupid games get just desserts.

10/08/2018 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So that's why I had that crazy dream last night after
reading your second article. Only in mine, it was multiple
people and one guy had a rifle/shotgun. Moral of story:
don't stay up until SCC is posted, eat Clauson Kosher Dill
Spears, then go to bed.

10/08/2018 05:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear jurors who were blind yes knives can kill or maim:

Man Stabbed in Chest During South Side Robbery
https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/man-stabbed-in-chest-during-south-side-robbery-495642021.html

10/08/2018 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie immediately stripped the citizens

10/08/2018 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the two in the home did not have a FOID card, arrest them.

10/08/2018 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Outside of Notre Dane winning this is best news I've heard all week

10/08/2018 06:40:00 AM  
Blogger Valkyrie said...

We love happy endings

10/08/2018 06:40:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Love it!

10/08/2018 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm... Kim Foxx will charge the shooter with a crime.

10/08/2018 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Special Ed strip them?

10/08/2018 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How unfair! How else is the poor disadvantaged punk supposed to make a living?

10/08/2018 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a white police officer did the same thing defending his or her home, would cook county charge them? Would they say they should have fled or just surrendered? Whole new world nice

10/08/2018 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another one bites the dust!

10/08/2018 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love these!

10/08/2018 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No more M/Black. Its "Dark Complected" and call the dicks if he walks like a duck.

10/08/2018 09:37:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

taking the law into your own hands is looking like illinois future. look for progressives to enact laws to protect criminals further.

will kimmy charge the two citizens with aggravated battery for extra ventilation holes in a armed home invader?

liberals love faulty case law and this bitch is capable of doing just that.

10/08/2018 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical crazy shit that happens all the time in the fighting 017th. Wouldn't be surprised if beat car made it a missile card and 19xed the job. so long lt joe, I hope you enjoy a long and healthy retirement.

10/08/2018 10:30:00 AM  
Blogger Declan Kell said...

I love it when Mondays start with a feel good story

10/08/2018 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Foxx will charge the homeowners with murder!

10/08/2018 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burglar's carrying guns during the commission of a burglary? That persons is no longer a burglar, he's now an Armed Robber and should be considered one of the most dangerous felon's. Armed Burglar's who are carrying a gun, are prepared to shoot the occupant(s) and these male's who confronted him are very lucky.

10/08/2018 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As usual, this story is not as the media is reporting it.

10/08/2018 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate when that happens......NOT.

10/08/2018 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They all might be right about shooting unarmed man. The jury just might be out on this one. Lawyers circling dead pos’s family.

10/08/2018 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You Mean Especially Stupid Ed.

10/08/2018 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Shithead Ed strip them all?

10/08/2018 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UUW by the homeowner, Kimmy?? Or as Jimmy Hendrix says: Foxxxxxy Lady!

10/08/2018 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give these guys the key to the city for a job well done

10/08/2018 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems like a typical set up.
No 9-1-1 during the alleged break-in...just after ?
Mmm-mm-mmm.

That boy hatno gun.
He was hungry and lost.
He just needed a place to rest his weary bones from a turnt life ‘round experience.
I saw the whole thing.

10/08/2018 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw them both at Call back getting paid D3 pay

10/08/2018 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok so on top of the charges of 1st degree murder and agg batt for shooting the dude, if you follow the logic of Cabrini Kimmie, also charge them with theft for disarming the pos.

10/08/2018 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OT:

Does anyone know if it’s true that Herbert could have originally had JVD placed on home monitoring as a condition of his bail, and by doing so, he would have ensured that JVD would have already accured three years of “time served?”

I heard this was an option that Herbert either missed, or decided not to pursue, but if this was an option, this was a pretty big miss. Maybe a county guy or gal could answer.

10/08/2018 01:12:00 AM

This was not an option. There is no electronic or home monitoring if you’re charged with 1st degree murder. Please use some common sense.

10/08/2018 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regarding jvd why was this ignored

1999 Amadou Diallo was shot at 41 times by 4 nypd i n the Bronx - 19 hit and killed
Him. Case was moved to Albany All acquitted -

Tasers - should be written in any decree or whatever that if used and results in
Harm/ death etc no personal or criminall Liability

Several of you have touched on it but one count of agg bat per shot
By McMahon and team ? I would make a new stat on heyjackass
On times showing how this snevercdond by our own asa

10/08/2018 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear the homeowners got stripped of their lawnmower.

10/08/2018 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thought they invited him in the apartment.

10/08/2018 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent!

10/08/2018 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit happens !!!!!!!!!!!

10/08/2018 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:

Does anyone know if it’s true that Herbert could have originally had JVD placed on home monitoring as a condition of his bail, and by doing so, he would have ensured that JVD would have already accured three years of “time served?”

I heard this was an option that Herbert either missed, or decided not to pursue, but if this was an option, this was a pretty big miss. Maybe a county guy or gal could answer.

10/08/2018 01:12:00 AM

This was not an option. There is no electronic or home monitoring if you’re charged with 1st degree murder. Please use some common sense.

10/08/2018 05:27:00 PM

You’re suggesting that his charges were so severe that he was ineligible to be placed on home monitoring yet he was free to post bond? In your argument, if the charge was the impediment to home monitoring where he would have had much tighter restrictions, why was he even allowed to make bail in the first place? I’m not suggesting that he was absolutely eligible for it, but I find it difficult to believe that nobody has ever been placed on home monitoring after posting bond. I don’t think my original question was that ridiculous. Based on your response, I’m going to guess that you’re not the guy on the watch that people come to with questions or to work through scenarios. Thanks for your time.

10/08/2018 09:20:00 PM  
Blogger The Exterminator said...

Did the lie by omission local msm show a photo of the dead pos in his eighth grade graduation cap and gown?

10/09/2018 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not quite what happened. CCL shot at dead dude robber after dead dudes gun jammed after he fired 2 rounds. Apparently you cant load 40mm rounds in a 9mm gun. Lol.

10/09/2018 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be a Cubs' fan.

10/09/2018 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Kimmie have her own gangster squad riding security for her?

10/09/2018 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Burglar's carrying guns during the commission of a burglary? That persons is no longer a burglar, he's now an Armed Robber and should be considered one of the most dangerous felon's. Armed Burglar's who are carrying a gun, are prepared to shoot the occupant(s) and these male's who confronted him are very lucky.

10/08/2018 11:09:00 AM

That's why you shoot to kill any intruder period..............

10/09/2018 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not quite what happened. CCL shot at dead dude robber after dead dudes gun jammed after he fired 2 rounds. Apparently you cant load 40mm rounds in a 9mm gun. Lol.

10/09/2018 07:09:00 AM


Nathan Nitpicker says:

.40 caliber.

Not 40mm. (At risk of beckoning you know who, THAT would be a BIG One.......)

10/10/2018 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Not quite what happened. CCL shot at dead dude robber after dead dudes gun jammed after he fired 2 rounds. Apparently you cant load 40mm rounds in a 9mm gun. Lol.

10/09/2018 07:09:00 AM

40mm rounds in a 9mm gun?
💥💩🔫😂
Lol!

That has the makings of being
one hell of a misfire...

10/10/2018 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the smell of ventilations in the morning

10/10/2018 08:44:00 AM  

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