Friday, March 15, 2019

Inadequate Training?

Another body blow to the Department, but this one is directly attributable to the brass-holes and politicians running the show:
  • Eyewitness testimony was shaky, so Cook County prosecutors relied on a fingerprint lifted from a laptop as their key evidence in the trial of a juvenile charged with robbery. The strategy did not go well.

    Presiding over the 2016 case, Judge Stuart Katz ripped into the competence of Chicago police Sgt. [TD III], the forensics expert who testified that he had matched the print to the defendant.

    “He seems oblivious and doesn’t seem concerned about educating himself as to what’s going on in his own field,” Katz said before finding the youth not guilty. He added that [Ds’] shortcomings were a symptom of a much bigger problem with Chicago police and fingerprints.

    “The Chicago Police Department procedures, where they have no audits, no verification of their procedures, no participation — they don’t follow the FBI rules — casts a doubt on their whole departmental procedures,” the judge said.
Well, when you've spent the last fifteen or twenty-plus years placing incompetent "merit" picks in key positions - not because they know anything, but rather because they know someone - and then you neglect training, do you really expect different results? Solving crime hasn't been a priority here for at least all of Rahm's term and likely can be traced back to Cline's reign. In fact, one could make the argument that all of Forensic Services is merely a place to hide high salaries of connected people and collecting, processing, analyzing and testifying to the evidence is of secondary (or worse) concern.

How many inside spots at Forensics are filled by fully trained Evidence Techs who never hit the street? We've heard anywhere form eight to twenty. Ask around - they're connected to all sorts of heavy hitters. Cutting their spots would save hundreds of thousands that could be spent on training to make their testimony something better than what Judge Katz ripped them on a few years ago.

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73 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good for you Judge Katz.

3/15/2019 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tried to find CPD fingerprint procedures,
but came up empty.
Don't follow FBI procedures? Sounds like
Barney One Bullet
Heck, even Andy had a dream to become an
FBI agent but they told him he talked too slow.

3/15/2019 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

their spots ain't all that should be cut.
State Stores (exist where hard alcohol can't be
sold independently) are polluted with nepotism.
They get a state pension, benefits, and would be
lost in the outside world. Shades of the 40s, 50s,
pre-Internet when you had no clue who was who.
Shit for brains but respected in the community.

3/15/2019 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sgt’s a good guy. He’s been out of the unit for a couple of years since his promotion. Like anything, you’re good at what you do regularly. He’s been trying to keep up to date but it’s not easy when you’re in patrol.

3/15/2019 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The whole department is severely undertrained, forensics is no different. The article is an obvious CPD spear piece crafted by the Cook County Public Defenders Office. If CPD's analysis of the fingerprints was wrong then who do the prints belong too???? Did the defense send the prints somewhere else to be examined?? Oh, that's right they belong to the defense attornies client, and this is just shady defense maneuver. The judge Katz is a putz.

3/15/2019 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This department loves to hide & promote people that are completely useless

3/15/2019 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And that’s because u have guys like “Fully Loaded” HK, training people when he has NO accreditation to do so and “working weekends” so he can keep making double his regular salary in OT. But there’s nothing to see here when u have ol Ironside looking the other way just because chubby empties out the poop bag every once and a while. Move along, nothing to see here!!!

3/15/2019 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you hear how Herby the Fatass Lovebug recently threw a few ETs under the bus regarding testimony they gave relating to using Bluestar Luminol to process bloody scenes?? Lovebug told the ASA that he trained an entire class in it when he did not. Lawyer for dude charged with murder pushing for mistrial. Killer may walk cuz Lovebug lied.

Derek Jeter lookalikes old lady finished ET training and went right inside to be one of Wheelchair Joes Stable of secretaries that work 6 hour days at best. There are easily 8 girls in the admin office when all we need are maybe 2 and a third for furlo relief.

We have a female FI (making D3 mind you) that never processed a scene that works the photo lab developing pix to send to ASAs for court. A civilian could do this for 1/3 the salary.

Back to Fatty Lovebug- he and BFF sidekick hillbilly tattoo freak RF have carte Blanche to all the OT they want. They pull a minimum of 120 hrs an OT cycle doing nothing but sitting in the building.

Last new class of ET’s was 10 people. Half went inside to firearms lab or latent immediately after training. No wonder things are so fucked up here.

Mcmurray? Where to start with his useless ass. Jenny C? She’s the only thing good to come out of this place. She’s got Staples ear so some things are getting done ( new old cameras, marked vehicles, etc).

This unit needs an enema starting with the commander down. Soooo much waste and thievery here. Audit this fucking unit please

3/15/2019 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will save you the time of looking up what the two mentioned above made in 2017 which is on the BGA website. Inside at forensics is the place to work. Inside forensic investigator HK made a mere $217,000 & inside ET RF made $175,000.

3/15/2019 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to Commander Joe? Before his accident he seemed to be more active in proper evidence collecting and documenting, and he hated slugs and was the working police. Shame that the unit is full of shit.

3/15/2019 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is probably more to this story but don't believe that Judge Katz is any friend to the prosecution or police. I thought that ISP did all confirmatory analysis after a CPD match for the purposes of testifying in court.

3/15/2019 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If your stuck on this job for any length of time, you better find a spot.

3/15/2019 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.........no wonder they call us second city.
did you know that Alex. G. Bell placed the first
long distance phone call from NYC to (you guessed it)
Chicago. Musta been about pork bellies.

3/15/2019 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No wonder everyone gets probation or plea deals in Chicago, these cases won't hold up in court.

3/15/2019 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure the judge would have been able to come up with another excuse.

3/15/2019 08:33:00 AM  
Blogger Trumpisbest said...

Good rant by the judge. It will fall on deaf ears though.

3/15/2019 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think there are more Sgt’s then E.T.’s on some nights. Instead of using the new E.T.’s for the killing season they put them right inside the Firearms Lab sending morale even farther down the toilet. Going to be another hot, miserable summer, but don’t worry they encourage you to go to EAP right after they give you that horrific or super late job that’s going to take 16 hours. Eff them all!

3/15/2019 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That judge's statement is going to come up in other cases. The monkey wrench has been thrown.

3/15/2019 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These print guys/gals couldn’t find a good print in an Uber car.

3/15/2019 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s way past due to lift up the rock at this unit and see what’s slithering around underneath it.
Way, way past due. This bullshit has been going on for a LONG time.

3/15/2019 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chubby HK sold his soul a long time ago I mean what grown man asskisses to the extent of emptying a shit bag for the boss. sgt MO also was the potty monitor guess that was in the merit sgt packet brochure in fine print. I remember one time joe took a header out of his chair, you woulda never guessed that many mice worked inside the way the labs emptied out to go to his rescue. I never seen all the ass kissers move that fast ever. Slurp slurp gobble gobble thanks for bringing me inside to FA lab so I don’t have to process yucky crime scenes.

3/15/2019 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny how people want to come on here and bitch about others when they themselves are on a 10 hr day schedule, but work 8 hrs only regularly. Ok.....

3/15/2019 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a time, when the Art of Testimony was paramount.
Being prepared and have the ability showcase the intricacies of your job.
Stumbling, bumbling and lack of professionalism on the stand really doesn’t matter anymore because there was an opportunity for spectacle to be made for bringing that traumatized child before the magistrate.
The chickenshit community activism anti-Police judge was just looking for and found someone to lob an insult at.
He also had his consent decree moment to include “training” as if that alone makes for a competent individual.

The Prickwrinkle-KmmmFxxxUp restorative justice doctrine prevails.
Waste of time from the get-go...the PO takes the report, the ET lifts a print, the Dets got the results, maybe a PO made the arrest and it all comes down to another poor, underserved feral juvenile being victimized by lack of training and being uneducated. Nice, isn’t it?

Better Gubmint Assoc doesn’t seem to mind that City Hall continues socially promoting.
They don’t or actually refuse to dig into the dysfunction in CPD Merit protocol or the lowering of hiring standards and expect to achieve some sense of professionalism. But that could be said about the Cook Co prosecutorial and judiciary.

The 21st Century Task Farce wants community representation not police work.

Stay Fetal and out of Court.

3/15/2019 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I get a kick out of how the article states that it was fiscal pressures that led to the state taking over crime lab duties from Chicago. What a laugh. The Chicago crime lab was so bad the state had no choice if they ever wanted another conviction in Chicago based on forensic evidence, not that the state crime lab was all that much better at the time.

3/15/2019 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to throw in the towel! Let’s start all over.

3/15/2019 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in the D unit for 17 years.
Of all my cases, only one latent print was discovered.
Even got an AFIS hit on it!
Too bad the print belonged to the beat guy who had the paper.

3/15/2019 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a little bit of misinformation in the comment section here.

Every ET goes through their training cycle, like a PPO, which typically lasts 40 day (400 hours, they are on 10 hour days). During their training cycles they have to ride along with another ET. Once they complete their training cycle then they're allowed to work by themselves. At that point, that's when they are typical taken inside to:
-The Firearms section which processes all handguns taken into the city and all shootings (About 20 ETs, one PFI, couple sergeants)
-Laser Lab which processes all handguns and magazines for fingerprints (3 ETs, one PFI)
-Photo section which downloads all of the photographs to a server and redistributes the ET's SD cards (One ET, couple POs)
-The front office which does God knows what (Maybe 8 total a few of which are ETs)

A few more notes
-Of the new class of 10, two went inside
-Laser Lab and Firearms Section make the most OT in Forensics, as they are able to work overtime every day and work their day off
-Every ET that works the street is now trained in using blue star
- 2019 was the 1st year ETs have received in house training in over a decade

3/15/2019 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

forensics has always been a clout heavy unit fat cline took care of his buddies from the 19th 23rd and 11th wards

3/15/2019 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

iits all eddie burke and fat phils fault for putting their merit buddies in there

3/15/2019 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many years ago, I went to a federal school and came back a certified crime scene investigator. Gave of copy of everything to the department, then applied the next time they had an opening, and you guessed it. Retired from patrol years later.

3/15/2019 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You obviously dont know td. Not merit at all. Good person and a great officer

3/15/2019 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It has now been established not only in this case but many others that your testimony means zilch, nada, zip ,zero. So go get’em

3/15/2019 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cpd In incompetent and inept from the top down. Brass, d unit, specialty units and patrol. 18 months and a wake up and I’m out god willing

3/15/2019 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Training" costs money that Rahm al-Ghoul
absolutely did not want to spend.

you can add "Competence" to that equation too...

3/15/2019 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a little bit of misinformation in the comment section here.

Every ET goes through their training cycle, like a PPO, which typically lasts 40 day (400 hours, they are on 10 hour days). During their training cycles they have to ride along with another ET. Once they complete their training cycle then they're allowed to work by themselves. At that point, that's when they are typical taken inside to:
-The Firearms section which processes all handguns taken into the city and all shootings (About 20 ETs, one PFI, couple sergeants)
-Laser Lab which processes all handguns and magazines for fingerprints (3 ETs, one PFI)
-Photo section which downloads all of the photographs to a server and redistributes the ET's SD cards (One ET, couple POs)
-The front office which does God knows what (Maybe 8 total a few of which are ETs)

A few more notes
-Of the new class of 10, two went inside
-Laser Lab and Firearms Section make the most OT in Forensics, as they are able to work overtime every day and work their day off
-Every ET that works the street is now trained in using blue star
- 2019 was the 1st year ETs


You do not need pfi’s working inside. They should be working crime scenes especially when we only have one pfi working the street

3/15/2019 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is just another example of totally inept management. I mean come on look and laugh at the exempt ranks it is pathetic what has gotten into that rank. So much even the latest the sergeant doing that drive by and Eddie again gives him a slap on the wrist, like many said if it was a white copper the marchers would of been out,Eddie and hollywood kimesha would of been calling the feds (Like Kimmy did after being told by obamas chief of staff why are they no charges against kimmy for this?).

God willing the feds will drag that sergeants ass in and charge him with federal civil rights violations, come on a handicapped kid drive by on film and this bullshit!

3/15/2019 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cpd In incompetent and inept from the top down. Brass, d unit, specialty units and patrol. 18 months and a wake up and I’m out god willing

Thanks for your lack of help, you won't be missed. I think I worked with you and you're both incompetent and lazy. At least you didn't take the initiative to show everyone how useless of a copper you really are. Do we have problems? Plenty. Are we all like you? Nope.

3/15/2019 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) how long before "downtown Dorothy brown," be in handcuffs?

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/dorothy-browns-office-campaign-implicated-federal-bribery-indictment/

Dorothy has been dancin and pracin for 5 years feds watching her would be great if she did the "danny solis," the wired up live. Think it would not only be solis the feds probably have multiple wires on the criminal democrats, and bet that when it is time they will bring in feds from all over the country in a massive raid on city hall,county building and state house. When the liberal media tells all about us being #1 in corruption and they are seeing it can you imagine how deep state this is? Wonder when rahm will be "caught up?" Or could he be "wired up?"

3/15/2019 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Cpd In incompetent and inept from the top down. Brass, d unit, specialty units and patrol. 18 months and a wake up and I’m out god willing

3/15/2019 03:44:00 PM

And it took you 18.5 years to figure this out ? Not too bright are you ?

3/15/2019 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem is HK has to much power being a PFI. There is no chain of command he is the command!! Only hope is lt jenny to actually shake things up.

3/15/2019 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/12/magazine/baltimore-tragedy-crime.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

This is what going to happen in Chicago real soon.

3/15/2019 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When is someone gonna realize the unit is fucked when you have the inside people getting paid time and half on overtime to be a moving company changing the radio room!!

3/15/2019 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again is a prime minister example that people on their job can not and will not be touched. They can do whatever they want make double there salary in overtime and noting will happen. Copa, Doj wake up and take a look at the forensic unit

3/15/2019 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to love the f/1 PFI who is very eniitled works inside never has worked a crime scene. Works 5 hour days moving the evidence out of the ET room. You mean to tell me you can’t hire a police officer to do her job. Instead of her making D3 pay

3/15/2019 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Katz is a stroke. Part of the catch and release problem

3/15/2019 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again is a prime minister example that people on their job can not and will not be touched. They can do whatever they want make double there salary in overtime and noting will happen. Copa, Doj wake up and take a look at the forensic unit

3/15/2019 08:17:00 PM

Is this a joke? COPA and the DOJ should be looking into the educational requirements for your employment.

3/16/2019 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HK and his merry little girls in section secret squirrel land don’t do diddly, except RF! Franks is a nice guy and should run that place! He brings up good points on how it is ran backwards! Commander RF is the real guy doing all the work and running the place. Wake up and see who has all the brains. HK doesn’t do shit! It’s RF who is carrying that place.

3/16/2019 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do nothing LASER BOSS! Has a new hairstyle that looks more like a squirrel toupee. Nice due.

It’s a shame that when people move up the ladder they forget their friends. In his case move up a high chair.

Still in the hood.

3/16/2019 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Chubby is large and in charge and never around doing any work any how.

3/16/2019 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chubbies power went to his head. He is no friend to anyone. Big loser. I wouldn’t trust him. Trust me he messed this this unit up.

3/16/2019 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Anonymous said...
I will save you the time of looking up what the two mentioned above made in 2017 which is on the BGA website. Inside at forensics is the place to work. Inside forensic investigator HK made a mere $217,000 & inside ET RF made $175,000.

RF works dumb shit!

3/16/2019 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


When we have nothing to work with. We call it HERB! No supplies to do the work. We try to do the work with nothing but a brush - camera - car. To bad we don’t have modern equipment. It might be nice to have equipment to do the work.

H - Have
E - Equipment
R - Removed
B - Building

Squad call a paper car for a theft of labor - police impersonation - theft of government property.

3/16/2019 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no need for herby to have a take home car which by the way he uses for everything. But I will tell you a sercret the hammer is coming and it’s ginna drop hard!!

3/16/2019 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


HK needs training on how to train. More of a joke then anything.

3/16/2019 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I saved posting to ponder if Herb is the Fat Man then who is the boy wonder? It has to be hillbilly Bob!

3/16/2019 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny how people want to come on here and bitch about others when they themselves are on a 10 hr day schedule, but work 8 hrs only regularly. Ok.....

3/15/2019 11:10:00 AM

Balderdash you say!

3/16/2019 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

iits all eddie burke and fat phils fault for putting their merit buddies in there

3/15/2019 01:40:00 PM

With no regard for competency, ability to lead and the mission at hand. I do not know about Burke, but Cline's tenure was littered with fools of his choice which he promoted and hired. If he had put them where they could do the least damage it might have been bearable, but he pretended they were competent. He was doing his buddies all a favor so they could get the bloated pension, but he apparently did not associate with anyone possessing at least half of a brain, with maybe one or two exceptions.

3/16/2019 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing will happen to HK. People like him are untouchable. The only saving grace is Lt Jenny can have some type of pull from staples to turn this unit around. HK should have a supervisor to watch his overtime. There is no accountability for HK. He is his only boss which is wrong. HK act like he is the commander telling ET’s and Sgt’s what to do. Takes LT Jenny’s parking spot. This guy really is that full of himself

3/16/2019 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get the inside females who are ET’s out of the front office and work crime scenes. Get the PFI’s out of working inside and start working crime scenes. Bring over PO’s to do all the inside work that these doing nothing females are doing. Come on a time keeper JH making ET pay.

3/16/2019 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The front office is top heavy with do nothing’s! All wide loads! They make fat bastered look skinny.

3/16/2019 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


E - Ever
T - Tasted

s - shit


Know respected E.T.’s would ever be in LASER! RF your to nice and to sweet and dreamy to be a LASER boy of Chubby’s! Come to midnights were you won’t be messed with Sgt H is great guy! He treats everyone as nice as ice cream!

3/16/2019 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Sgt EM is a real hatter. Hates on everyone. Learn the job. He never did the job or anything for the Unit.

3/16/2019 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Unit 277 is backwards. Everyone needs to enter in the back door.

3/16/2019 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will save you the time of looking up what the two mentioned above made in 2017 which is on the BGA website. Inside at forensics is the place to work. Inside forensic investigator HK made a mere $217,000 & inside ET RF made $175,000.

RF works dumb shit


Franks doesn’t work he is yucking it up all the time in the ET room on overtime doing nothing. Shoving it right in the ET’s face. Of course he is always so happy with a big smile on his face I would be to making overtime doing absolutely nothing.

3/16/2019 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


A lot of commenters are holding back! Come on give it to Commander, Lt’s, PFI HK, and ET RF who is a no buddy in this. I had to ask who RF even is. I didn’t even know he was in the Unit. He is hidden good. How about all the do nothing Sgt’s. This Unit’s morale is at zero. Let’s go to everything the Department has to offer. Forget about the cause and problem!

I plan on leaving soon! This Unit sucks so much!

3/17/2019 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Why are the girls always in the office? Why isn’t any men in the office?

From a Woman who actually works the street! These women bring the rest of us down! Haters are going to hate! So don’t hate!

3/17/2019 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I have been off and just heard about this post. All true about girls working in office. All true about Commander. All true about Lt’s and HK. Save your self some time and skip the ET test. ET spot a joke. It’s not worth it. A lot of people give it up.

3/18/2019 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


RF is nice person and doesn’t deserve getting posted here. All around nice guy and hard worker. He can’t help that he works for a fake boss who is a goof. I’m glad I work for a real boss. Fake boss who acts like Boss Hogg! Lt acts like Rosco P Coltrane. Other Lt is Daisy Duke. Commander as Cooter.

3/18/2019 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are no sergeants in Firearms. SGT KK got the shaft and got dumped to the street. He is all good with us and we are glad to have him. Good luck on your near retirement. Also the dept put shots in Firearms so that wouldn’t have to make anybody gun tech. Well there aren’t any Agra there now so go for it guys

3/18/2019 07:48:00 AM  
Blogger red said...

Where are the Inspection Lt's that are suppose to monitor the overtime? This kind of abuse should be investigated by the FBI. These inside people making this kind of overtime is sinful.

3/18/2019 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Forensics in like a Bad Rerun of Smoky and the Bandit. With HK being Smoky.

3/18/2019 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RF is nice person and doesn’t deserve getting posted here. All around nice guy and hard worker. He can’t help that he works for a fake boss who is a goof. I’m glad I work for a real boss. Fake boss who acts like Boss Hogg! Lt acts like Rosco P Coltrane. Other Lt is Daisy Duke. Commander as Cooter.

I’d be a really nice guy to if I was given the amount of overtime that he gets. I would be smiling from ear to ear!!

3/18/2019 11:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Everyone moved on from this post except pathetic complainers from Forensics!

3/18/2019 11:15:00 PM  

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