Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Tool of the Century

Amusing story out of CompStat:
  • Lemmer called out Commander RD at Compstat for 009 having the most excused/time due in the city. Command says thank you. Lemmer had puzzled look on his face. RD says I guess that’s a compliment to my Sgts trying to take care of the troops. Room goes up in laughter. Lemmer was not amused and got pissed. Ever since then the inspectors have been im 009 everyday. Just when you thought morale couldn’t get any lower. This coming from a hack deputy chief who’s probably never put handcuffs on anyone.
Lemmer is and always has been a bean-counting, no personality, useless sort of stupidvisor. We don't know what leadership books he's read, but they seem to have been written by Khrushchev, Mao, and Ceausescu. He has fucked up every single assignment he's ever been at with mass exodus of people who actually knew how to do things. And still, some idiot keeps promoting him to further heights of dumbassery.

Now, instead of butting heads with a commander who torched him in front of everyone (that would lead to a "whose clout is heavier" battle), he proceeds to pick on the rank-and-file via inspectors.

The number of stories we've heard about this asshole surpasses anything since Big Bird.

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190 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The just proves that advancement and promotion in the CPD is based solely on merit and nothing else.

3/12/2019 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was trained for bikes last year, Darlene was also trained and seemed like a cool dude.

3/12/2019 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh Big Bird reference.
Big Bird was a major league asshole.
Lemmer is just as bad, if not worse, than Big Bird.

Lemmer’s girlfriend works in 009. Should make for some interesting pillow talk, huh?

3/12/2019 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just more assholes hammering the troops and bringing moral down even lower. I thought Eddie was “for the troops?” If he was he’d tell this joker to knock it off. Now go get some activity guys. PS...No time due

3/12/2019 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer is going after every commander Lt and Sgt that takes care of PO’s citywide. He doesn’t care about crime stats anymore just try’s to embarrass commander Lts for excusing cars or letting people have time off. He calls out cars not being on the street right after roll call. This schmuck never worked the street but loves to micro manage. He wants to force his micro managing ways on every district. Used to be bosses could take care of a PO for a good arrest or help someone out who is having a bad day not with this ass checking every database and playing gotcha. Lemmer only fucks with patrol because Waller is the only chief that won’t defend their people. PATROL IS THE BACKBONE OF THE DEPARTMENT. NO BIGGER LIE WAS EVERY TOLD ON CPD. Patrol is where everyone gets shit on and no one gets rewarded. Lemmer is the opposite of morale the idiot is worse than McJersey shore with his dumb compstat shennanigans.

3/12/2019 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemming always carries a slide rule and a flashlight
in his briefcase just in case of a power outage so he
can crunch the numbers on his solar calculator. You
never know when the Ruskies will take the grid down.

3/12/2019 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer has been a total POS since being a PPO.

His father too was an idiot.

He is a misrable person, no personslity, not liked on or off the job.

3/12/2019 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemers wife is a useless tool also. Happens to be a Sgt in 009 on days. It would be karma if she happened to get gigged by an inspector.

3/12/2019 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Jiminy Cricket said...

A merit hack acting like a jag off prick? In other news, the sky is blue, grass is green and Special Ed is huge dumb ass.

It’s our time. Who cares if we use it. That just screams asshole over the mountain tops. What a shit head.

3/12/2019 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After the 019/023 merge in ‘12, this fucktard came to one of our roll calls, to address the troops. After 10 minutes of some nonsensical ramblings, he gives us the “go get ‘em”. The 019 people (one of which I was), we’re looking at each other, completely perplexed. Our new mates from the 023 side were like, “yeah, that’s Capt. Lemmer”, with that look that one gives when their crazy uncle does something stupid at a family gathering. Well, one could say, “he’s your captain, he’s addressing roll call. Nothing odd about that.”...except HE WASN’T OUR CAPTAIN! He got bounced out of there before we merged. Fucking Steve Buscemi-looking whackadoodle.

3/12/2019 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer is a joke. I can’t wait to again. Ricco lied and said there be no more gocha but it’s stronger than ever. In the end, we all still get paid to play the game.

3/12/2019 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EJ was at the academy last week and he had two recruits from the Metro class stand guard over a hand dryer in the bathroom and not let anyone use it because it was too loud and disrupting whatever he was doing nearby. I bet those suburb chiefs would be glad to know their money and officers they actually respect is going towards his antics. What a joke.

3/12/2019 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RD is a stand up guy. He was the real police and passed the Sgt and LT test, made both by score.

3/12/2019 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer. I remember when he was a Captain in 023. He got a talking to for telling POs they could get time off in exchange for more numbers. Engaged in all kinds of trickbaggery. Just an all around jagoff.

My worst memories were roll calls. Fucker’d talk and talk for almost an hour. He started showing videos of POs being shot and killed and would narrate the video and GRADE the fallen officer’s performance.

Example: “At this point in the video the officer is losing control of the situation, so I give him a C minus. ..........and now he’s been shot and is dead, so obviously he gets an F.”

That shit is hand to God true. Disgusting person. There are always lessons to be learned but there’s a right and wrong way to go about it. I think some sergeant finally had the balls to tell him to stop showing his officer snuff films every single day.

Fuck Lemmer.

3/12/2019 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can easily say he is by far, the worse person I have ever worked for...in my entire life!! If he fell out in front of me and there was an AED unit right there, I'd look at my watch, look at him and say, "It's time for me to go home." Then I'd step over his writhing carcass and walk away!

3/12/2019 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guarantee there is one cheating lieutenant the inspector will not touch. Mrs Fenner has the golden ticket since she married that poor sucka Eddie, what a good laugh.

3/12/2019 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he absolutely devastated officers into retirement and ruined morale a decade ago in 023/019. He is definitely in my Top 3 of most hated bosses in 26 years. Has ZERO personality, and is obsessed with himself, in a very unhealthy way. He has been creaming in his pants to become a gold star like he promised his retired boss daddy and finally "earned"(not) it which no one ever thought was possible because his utter failures. He is a back stabbing boss and will take anyone down who isn't on his page. He is the ultimate of ultimates delusional wanna-be cop on this job. I have witnessed this idiot ruin watches and districts that worked for him, demoralize them, and treat people like little kids with his dumb childish roll call videos and seat belt violence missions 5 times a shift. He is a legend in his own mind and is ruthless and I can guarantee his objective in life is to have cops written up or suspended/fired for minor or no violations. I feel sorry for his laundry machine, because I'd imagine he wets his underwear every time he gets an infraction against an officer or changes a policy to make their lives a living hell. he can take his cowboy boots he wears and shove it. No matter what he tries, he will never be "one of the guys" or a "stand-up cop" or a "man's man". He doesn't have it in his heart or skin. Nor does he care to be. He will always be known to 99% of cops who worked for him as a PRICK, nothing more, nothing less.

3/12/2019 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He sounds like the biggest jag off for a little squirt
Fuck you Lemmer the Lemon
Now go tell the inspectors that

3/12/2019 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, kind of half true. Yes it was said but lemmer also laughed. One inspector was in 009 for a “stop in” and just chatted up the desk one night. I wouldn’t call it as big of a smear as your saying here but it was said but all involved laughed about it and lemmer didn’t really hammer anyone. He’s a goof but not entirely correct with this exact version though.

3/12/2019 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer is still better than the strokes from New York any day. His job now is to be the compstat guy. Asking those questions comes with the territory.

3/12/2019 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work in 009 and haven’t seen a single inspector here since compstat? Did I miss something?

3/12/2019 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer The Lepper needs to relax. “ego” problem.

3/12/2019 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kudos to the commander. You don’t see that anymore.

3/12/2019 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



I now hate this job. I’m just counting the days before I leave. I wouldn’t recommend this job to anyone I care about.

3/12/2019 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer took care of me when my commander tried to give me a 10 day suspension. He may have some personality issues, but he tries to take care of officers.

3/12/2019 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don Jerome was unable to attend. Don Jerome was having heart removal surgery. Don Jerome has no time for such a useless organ that provides warm fuzzy feelings. Don Jerome is watching.. he’s watching you. He’s watching me.. and now lemmer, Don Jerome watches you...

3/12/2019 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His Dad was a lieutenant and a heck of a nice guy. He was good people and smarter than the average bear. Would it be safe to say, the apple fell far from the tree?

3/12/2019 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. This woman has no shame
Remember Det C.H., twice arrested for shoplifting and finally forced to resign last September in lieu of termination? Well it appears that now faced with a loss of income and short of the years required to receive the minimum pension she’s decided that she deserves disability. Yes sir, reliable sources learned that CH has filed a lawsuit against the City and the pension board claiming that she acquired PTSD from a duty related traffic accident (of which she had several and milked them to no end). CH would have you believe that the effects of this stress disorder caused her to become a habitual thief and she should not be accountable for her criminal behavior. She’s really a victim in all this don’t you know.....,unbelievable!

3/12/2019 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don Jerome approves of this message. Good thing too, because if he didn’t he would have killed you... with his eyes. Stay frosty lads, he’s out there somewhere..

3/12/2019 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD is legend with thin-skinned, wet-eyed
punk pussy exempts siccing Inspectors on Patrol
to exact their revenge for their little "feewings"
getting hurt.



3/12/2019 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he really is SCROOGE

3/12/2019 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This bullzt is making its way back to the districts with wimpy commanders crying about officers being taken care of on the end. They whine about watching cars and then instruct their supervisors to get the men to bring in numbers. Well, I guess the flogging will stop when morale improves! I feel sorry for my sergeant.

3/12/2019 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is off topic but some of the worst anti gun bills are being submitted in this dysfunctional state of ours.

One of the worst would revoke your FOID if you have been prescribed opiates for 90 days or more. I suspect this would effect some active duty officers and I know it would have a "disparate impact" on retirees.

There are the other usual suspects, "assault weapon" bans, magazine limits and the list of perinatal favorites of the gun grabbers. I fear if they can get this opiate ban to stick next will be anti depressants and anything that may cause drowsiness.

If you don't want to have to give up your blood pressure meds to keep your FOID and your job please file witness slips and light up the phones of your senators and representatives.

More info here: http://illinoiscarry.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=71437
Thank You

3/12/2019 02:24:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

I never thought it possible for actor Steve Buscemi to have a doppelgänger.

That was until Thomas J. Lemmer came along... a man so hideous he makes a bagful of dicks look attractive.

His physical shortcomings are eclipsed only by his (lack of) personality and inability to relate to being a Chicago Police Officer, as he never was “the police”, only a Company Man to his rotten fucking core. He is not to be trusted or confided in, rather he needs to be shunned completely any time he inserts his pathetic ass into conversation and other folks’ business.

Fuck YOU, Lemmer.

3/12/2019 03:38:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

PS - Kudos to Randy for putting Snaggletooth on his heels.

Again I say...

... fuck YOU, Lemmer.

3/12/2019 03:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-chicago-police-shooting-discipline-20190309-story.html

3/12/2019 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Randy darlin really is a good dude. Never understood why he gets bashed on the blog

3/12/2019 03:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This clown owes his rise to the" never been a cop" Goddess of R&D, Barbara McDonald. Thanks Barb for such stalwarts as Luberman and PapSmear. You really knew how to pick em.

3/12/2019 04:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Spider from Goodfellas said it best: Why don’t you go f*** yourself, Tommy

3/12/2019 04:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer is book smart, no doubt about it. However, he is totally lacking any personality and is unable to comprehend why others don’t look at things the way he does. Conflict happens when you disagree with his very strange belief system

He doesn’t take time due because he has nothing else going on in his personal life. He believes everyone else is the same as him

He obsessesses about work when he’s at home, and can’t understand why others don’t

Wherever he is at now....good fucking luck. Your life will now be hell

3/12/2019 04:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Lemmer and Escamerit the tools of the Dept...!

Missery loves company, ain’t that right DHarris? Ha!

Cmdr RD, 009... I’d work for in a heart-beat... thanks Boss!

3/12/2019 04:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Careful SSC you maybe talking about Mr Wheeze's replacement! He certainly seems to be qualified by CPD standards or the lack of standards that those promoted exhibit everyday.

3/12/2019 04:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The irony about Lemmer getting promoted (OK, there’s multiple ironies), is that when Trump talked about how a high ranking Chicago police official told him how to solve crime - that was Lemmer.

3/12/2019 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dinosaur

3/12/2019 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is like the punk who had his lunch money taken, but wait he was the kid. He needs to go and God willing Lori launches many gold stars we need a top down disinfecting of the Chicago Police Department immediately upon her swearing in ceremony!

3/12/2019 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You would think with all the police officers taking their lives that downtown would encourage officers to spend time with loved ones and decompress.

3/12/2019 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loved it when Lemmer got dumped out of Mass Transit, Lemmer would wear a Deputy Chief coat when he was a Lt and write up coppers for being. Out of uniform during inspection, when a Sgt told him he was wearing an unauthorized coat the inspections stopped.


3/12/2019 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Promoted 4 times, all Merit , how greedy, how do you look at yourself in mirror.

3/12/2019 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of the biggest Goof Balls this Department has ever seen , his Daddy called everyone to get promoted

3/12/2019 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHEEEEZZZZEEEE was overheard saying "good thing they don't take my slips" then had the guts to take an additional 4 hours on the end saying she had to because she was taking her son for a new license, apparently "they said" it was "suspended"....UNREAL

3/12/2019 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer’s girl works in 009. She’s the one informing him. That simple. This job SUCKS!!!

3/12/2019 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you see Lemmer run for the hills , he will either get you fired or sued civilly, a narcissist mental, just ask him

3/12/2019 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is the biggest POS in this job. We have a rise in police suicides. Yes give the troops some time off in the off season to decompress, be with their families. This piece of work sends inspectors to the district. To cause more stress. Thanks you POS

3/12/2019 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time Due should be part of the Consent Decree, it ours we should be able to use it when we want, if the Department needs bodies to man the cars hire back. We shouldn’t even have to think about it.

3/12/2019 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that Don Jerome has a beautiful bear skinned rug in his living room. The thing is that the bear isn’t dead, it’s just terrified to move.

3/12/2019 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer is the tool of history SCC! What a useless piece of shit! Afraid of his own shadow! NEVER a police officer! Just a lil ball less bitch.

3/12/2019 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Comp Stat has to go.

3/12/2019 07:08:00 AM  
Blogger Trumpisbest said...

He is a Mr. Poopy Pants.

3/12/2019 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I won’t get into Lemmer’s do-nothing career but the reason he’s where he is is all Johnson. Johnson’s a retard who could NEVER run a comstat meeting. He’d get steamrolled with answers he could not comprehend. It’s a win win for Johnson. He’s lets Lemmer be the Asshole and he’s well equipped and eager to do so. Fuck you Lemmer

3/12/2019 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like I need to bid to 009

3/12/2019 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any good street boss knows that when you start messing with time due you are cutting your own throat. The medical roll will go up and activity will go down. Lemmer is living on fantasy island and obviously has no clue what is going on in the patrol division. The warm months are coming, not a good time to be pissing off the rank and file.

3/12/2019 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The commander sounds like a smart ass to me!

3/12/2019 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umm, time due means time due. More public school graduates that can't read and comprehend written English language. Next.

3/12/2019 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer can gargle my balls but use a breath mint first!

3/12/2019 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Ah yes the 23rd district roll calls. Lemmer and his police shooting videos. He would talk and talk and explain every little thing the officers did wrong. He sounded so sure of himself. One might even be tempted to actually take his critiques seriously except for the fact that he has the tactical expertise of an over-ripe banana.

A tool who will make the numbers support his views whether they actually do or don’t.

I second his nomination for Tool of the Century. Congratulations Tom, this one is definitely earned!

3/12/2019 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is from the 19th wArd
Go figure

3/12/2019 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember once I was all by myself fighting with a guy and I had to call a ten one. This guy I was fighting alone was about 6 foot 10 inches tall and weighed about 400lbs. Before I could even finish calling the 10-1 Don Jerome appeared in the doorway. Me and the bad guy both instantly stopped fighting. Don Jerome walked up and looked the bad guy up and down. Don Jerome immediately knocked me out with one punch that felt as if it was thrown from the heavens and called me a pussy for calling a ten one for fighting with this little powder puff. I was out cold. The bad guy instantly surrendered and cuffed himself voluntarily and apologized to Jerome for inconveniencing him. Best damn tactic I’d ever seen.

3/12/2019 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in a unit a few years ago when they sent this Lt. to straighten out the guys. Someone else sent another Lt. for the same reason. Within days, these two ended up beefing with each other over a parking spot! Anything one would do to fuck over the troops, the other would promptly un-do! They ended up getting ABSOLUTELY NOTHING done. Totally ineffective. Both bailed at the same time. The lunatics that ran the asylum before, took over once again. A Sgt.compared the unit to Afghanistan, saying things there were so fucked up, everyone who tried to fix them failed miserably. You couldn't make this shit up for a sitcom...

3/12/2019 08:29:00 AM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

And his impression of Steve Buschemi doesn't even come near except for the fucked up yellow teeth.

3/12/2019 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot The Art of War by Sun Tzu, audio version.
Are you sure he can read at the level of the books
you mentioned? Most likely has "For Dummies" versions.

3/12/2019 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked for a now defunct billion dollar multination corporation. They had a senior auditor like this. He got a lot of people fired. Until I sat in on one meeting between him and the Director of Operations, who told him flat out, "We all work for the same company. Do I have to take you out in the parking lot and beat that concept into you?". I never saw the auditor again.

3/12/2019 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is one of the worst bosses to ever walk the planet.

3/12/2019 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The just proves that advancement and promotion in the CPD is based solely on merit and nothing else.

3/12/2019 12:10:00 AM


None of them merit anything! It’s just plain old Chicago way CLOUT......

3/12/2019 09:30:00 AM  
Blogger fillmoreranger said...

Lets see his list of hits when in 011 :
sexual harassment beef with a female sgt
his screaming at the midnight watch,
his award for the highest year to year increase in homicides( sort of irony that he is in charge of crime reduction)
and of course putting a statue of himself outside the office window.

3/12/2019 09:31:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Damn, it sounds like the Compstat meetings can be quite entertaining at times -- though unintentional I'm sure.(LOL)

Too bad they're not 'Taped' for subsequent streaming on the CPD Official Twitter page: Chicago Police Department

Note: When I was searching for the CPD Twitter Page using Twitter's Search function it was 'interesting' to find that a couple 'Unofficial' Chicago Police Dept Twitter Pages appeared first. And with just a quick glance they could easily be mistaken FOR the Official CPD Page.

This is something I'd think that the Brass would frown on and contact Twitter to get those 'unofficial pages' changed to avoid any confusion and/or mistakes. Then again, that would be assuming there's a certain level of Competence in the ranks of the Brass, and from reading SCC for years appears to be sadly lacking.

3/12/2019 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
O.T. This woman has no shame
Remember Det C.H., twice arrested for shoplifting and finally forced to resign last September in lieu of termination? Well it appears that now faced with a loss of income and short of the years required to receive the minimum pension she’s decided that she deserves disability. Yes sir, reliable sources learned that CH has filed a lawsuit against the City and the pension board claiming that she acquired PTSD from a duty related traffic accident (of which she had several and milked them to no end). CH would have you believe that the effects of this stress disorder caused her to become a habitual thief and she should not be accountable for her criminal behavior. She’s really a victim in all this don’t you know.....,unbelievable!

3/12/2019 01:46:00 AM

She quit before she was fired. She doesn't have a chance.

3/12/2019 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer wouldn't have dared to say anything to Capt Jermone if he was there. You know why?
Because rumor is that:
Capt Jerome is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law and Order" are his trademarked names.
Capt Jerome can divide by zero.
Capt Jerome doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Capt Jerome can kill two stones with one bird.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Capt Jerome.
Capt Jerome ordered a Big Mac at Burger King once....and got one.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a roundhouse kick by Capt Jerome.
Capt Jerome counted to infinity-three times.
Capt Jerome can slam a revolving door.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Capt Jerome came first.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Capt Jerome allows to live.
Capt Jerome doesn't write orders. The words just assemble themselves out of fear.
Capt Jerome is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Capt Jerome sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
Capt Jerome once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now known simply as The Islands.
Capt Jerome doesn't read G.O.'s. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you Google "Capt Jerome getting his ass kicked" you'll get zero results.
Capt Jerome doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
When Capt Jerome does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the Earth down.
When the boogey man goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Capt Jerome.

That's Why!

3/12/2019 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...
I never thought it possible for actor Steve Buscemi to have a doppelgänger.

That was until Thomas J. Lemmer came along... a man so hideous he makes a bagful of dicks look attractive.



Outstanding. Laughed so hard I lost my breath. You have a gift my friend. Some real talent here that I wish I could someday have the pleasure of working with. Although the Keesing Bandit might take issue with your bag of dicks insult.

3/12/2019 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome! Another arrogant so called leader that lowers morale and demotivates the guys to be proactive. One would think they’d try to keep the troops happy considering the pounding law enforcement has taken over the last few years. By the way keep working without a contract too. Possibly 4 years.

3/12/2019 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander Darlin was by my brothers bed while cancer ate him up. RD was there at his home and at the hospital through it all. Not many people can say they would ever do that for anyone. He was there often until my brother passed away. He is a great person who really cares about others. He was a Captain looking after a PO then. My family has huge respect for that man.

RIP brother.

3/12/2019 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does he come from a long line of CPD Lemmers?

3/12/2019 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Anonymous said...

The irony about Lemmer getting promoted (OK, there’s multiple ironies), is that when Trump talked about how a high ranking Chicago police official told him how to solve crime - that was Lemmer.

3/12/2019 05:11:00 AM


Oh you can not POSSIBLY be serious!

Tom Lemmer is the "Tough Cookie"
POTUS was talking about?

(Imagining the EXACT moment in time when the "Logic Bird," having
flown in such a tight, decreasing radius spiral as to finally
disappear into it's own asshole)

>Poink! FLASH! Poof!<

Walking the whole "Tough Cookie" story backwards and doing more
than a cursory examination, it fits Lemmer PERFECTLY...

We're actually between laughing jags as we type this because
you just KNOW that Lemmer was fucking walking the heels off
of now POTUS' shoes trying his level DAMNDEST to get to his
ass so that he, Tom Lemmer (and nobody else) can luxuriously
smother his asshole in wet kisses the way a good gravy does
smother a nicely fried pork chop with rice.

(Salad on the side of course)

If in fact this is so?

DJT's REAL security people should've danked on Lemmer's
stupid ass every damned time he "conveniently" crossed paths
trying to make himself "useful" so that he can dazzle with his
CPD brilliance though he be known as the abject, resolute and
sullen, never-been-The-Police BULLSHITTER he really is.

So this high performance nitwit is probably thinking he has an
"in" to be at least Deputy Superintendent of whatever feverish
stuff spilling out of the closets of his mind?

Hoooo...

The only apt descriptor in our estimation, skirts DANGEROUSLY
CLOSE to possible profane invocation of the name of The Almighty.
And realizing that we have MORE than enough on us to plead mercy for,
we'll not even turn our wheels that way.

At any rate...

"Tough Cookie" or not, everywhere Lemmer goes, he needs to
be accompanied by much pointing and laughing...

Lemmer is the kind of toxic M/Fer you would swear has
poison on his feet because he kills things everywhere
he sets foot.

Morale being one of them...

Now... Time for that mornin' cup of "bus' yo damn haid"
coffee those old "yeller clay" common sense-icans and
we ourselves delight in.

Police Like You Have No Friends.

>Pfffft!<

"Tough Cookie"

NYAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Look.
Point & Laugh.
Leave.

3/12/2019 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Riccio told him to stop with the gothcas. Lemmer is following the direction given to him from Maurice Clausen to step it up. Clausen just took a leave of absence from the Department to work for Lightfoot. Riccio, Johnson, Waller and more will be sent packing by Lightfoot when she wins. Lemmer will ascend to another rank.

3/12/2019 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In all honesty, Darlin is a straight up good dude!

3/12/2019 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
This bullzt is making its way back to the districts with wimpy commanders crying about officers being taken care of on the end. They whine about watching cars and then instruct their supervisors to get the men to bring in numbers. Well, I guess the flogging will stop when morale improves! I feel sorry for my sergeant.

It’s always the beat cars. Dc’s condone front office, CAPS, tact, etc early outs daily but worry about the beat cars

3/12/2019 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks sharp when he wears his MAGA hat with his cowboy boots.

3/12/2019 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. This woman has no shame
Remember Det C.H., twice arrested for shoplifting and finally forced to resign last September in lieu of termination? Well it appears that now faced with a loss of income and short of the years required to receive the minimum pension she’s decided that she deserves disability. Yes sir, reliable sources learned that CH has filed a lawsuit against the City and the pension board claiming that she acquired PTSD from a duty related traffic accident (of which she had several and milked them to no end). CH would have you believe that the effects of this stress disorder caused her to become a habitual thief and she should not be accountable for her criminal behavior. She’s really a victim in all this don’t you know.....,unbelievable!

3/12/2019 01:46:00 AM

Maybe they should have not forced her to resign, but fired her. She resigned, what’s the lawsuit? Don’t get it. If the pension board denied her then a lawsuit, but if you resigned it’s on you.

3/12/2019 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
EJ was at the academy last week and he had two recruits from the Metro class stand guard over a hand dryer in the bathroom and not let anyone use it because it was too loud and disrupting whatever he was doing nearby. I bet those suburb chiefs would be glad to know their money and officers they actually resp

This can’t be true

3/12/2019 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MR. T said,

What is the call sign of this Fool Lemmer?
I have a few things to say to this Fool.

3/12/2019 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember Lemmer was made by Cline.

3/12/2019 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BREAKING: Rahm is ranting and he makes a big
article in The Atlantic. Read All About It!
(local Mayor makes Natiomal News!)

3/12/2019 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Careful SSC you maybe talking about Mr Wheeze's replacement! He certainly seems to be qualified by CPD standards or the lack of standards that those promoted exhibit everyday.

3/12/2019 04:42:00 AM

I highly doubt Lightfoot or Taxwinkle would choose a White Superintendent.
If they would somehow choose this clown it’d be the death knoll for CPD.

3/12/2019 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So good to see that Mike Mulligan lives on in one of his former troops in RD. Mike always ended his roll calls by telling us all to look out for each other and to back each other up. RD, and several others who worked for Mike and have made it "up the ranks" continue to do Mike proud by supervising as he did. Way to go RD!! I'm sure that Mike is PROUDLY smiling from above!! Oh, "EP" has a question for you.....Sorry Lad, COULDN'T resist. LOL!!

3/12/2019 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only is ring tailed Lemmur the lemming a tool, he’s a Harbor Freight tool, one of low quality and breaks easily under stress.
That selective inspections bs is nothing compared to the COPA gestapo snooping.
Sneaky and an scoundrel no doubt but Big Bird had a personality once you stopped mf’ing him about getting gigged.

Stay Fetal, if that doesn’t float, go out and get a couple few GOCR’s at most, oh and drive safely.

3/12/2019 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer is garbage, and he knows it

3/12/2019 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think about this --- All those who think Randy is a hero and has balls just don't get how he screwed over his own troops with his cocky flippant response. Unless he had ZERO crime during that review period, be prepared to get a little slap on the wrist for giving a lot of time off. It was a subtle message to watch how much time was being given off. Instead of taking the slight slap on the wrist he chose to embarrass Lemmer. Who will pay for that smart ass response? The working coppers in 009!! They will now see more inspectors and more detailed review of elective time off! He did not stand up for his troops he screwed them! Take the minor slap on the wrist, take the subtle hint, and move on!!! Its his job to take the hit and protect his officers not bring more heat on them! It was a dumb thing to say.

3/12/2019 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet, everyone stills brings in activity.











3/12/2019 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Randy was my LT when he was in gang Enforcement. He a good guy. Pretty knowledgeable as well.

3/12/2019 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People like this individual retire from this job with exactly 0 friends !!!!!

3/12/2019 02:21:00 PM  
Blogger Ken said...

All Lemmer wanted to do was rise to fame and f@ck over people, he is all about me me me, look how important I am. He is exactly what is wrong with the department and all the other merit hack supervisors. A big middle finger to all you merit supervisors

3/12/2019 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
O.T. This woman has no shame
Remember Det C.H., twice arrested for shoplifting and finally forced to resign last September in lieu of termination? Well it appears that now faced with a loss of income and short of the years required to receive the minimum pension she’s decided that she deserves disability. Yes sir, reliable sources learned that CH has filed a lawsuit against the City and the pension board claiming that she acquired PTSD from a duty related traffic accident (of which she had several and milked them to no end). CH would have you believe that the effects of this stress disorder caused her to become a habitual thief and she should not be accountable for her criminal behavior. She’s really a victim in all this don’t you know.....,unbelievable!

3/12/2019 01:46:00 AM

Honestly, this shouldn’t surprise anyone that knew her for more than 10 minutes, and it’s no wonder that her and M.L. formerly of swat were an item for so long...

3/12/2019 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Compliments to the commander, at least there is at least one boss who has a set of testicles and tells it like it is. I feel like transfering to 009 cause noone else can stand up straight, not bent over to the total idiocy of the compstat farce. its amazing that it's been proven compstat is a manipulated numbers game to make crime disappear but yet this Supe still uses it. How does that make sense? Do any of these bosses have a clue about police work? or the climate of policing right now? if you push this bullshit, you are a complete asshole with no balls or sense.

3/12/2019 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patrol IS THE BACKBONE OF THE DEPARTMENT, its where non kissassers are who owe nothing to anybody and dont give a fuck if there rewarded. just doing there job. Patrol can't get kicked out of a unit cause of some petty bullshit, have seniority, get whatever vaca u want, given u have seniority, and can look at themselves in mirror every day without relying on someone else to hold there hands.

3/12/2019 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Anonymous said...
EJ was at the academy last week and he had two recruits from the Metro class stand guard over a hand dryer in the bathroom and not let anyone use it because it was too loud and disrupting whatever he was doing nearby. I bet those suburb chiefs would be glad to know their money and officers they actually respect is going towards his antics. What a joke.”

It’s sad to think well ran and respected suburbs send their officers to that academy. State metro or SLEA would be a better bet. If only they knew what goes on there and how the training actually is (non existent).

3/12/2019 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer, CH, Escamerit etc etc. = narcissistic personality disorder with other comorbid shit. Toxic wackjobs.

3/12/2019 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Lemme the Lemming said...

Worked for Lemmer in 007. The whole month he was there. Complete loser.

3/12/2019 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And yet, still coppers in 009 hustling and expending physical and mental energy for a job and department that at the end of the day couldn’t give two fcuks about you

3/12/2019 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous InDaKnow Lil Bro said...

Is Lemmer still taking out a shotgun and having unqualified officers carry unloaded rifles, hitting the street to "clear corners" along with Glenn Evans. You know, the way he used to in 011. Saw it with my own eyes.

3/12/2019 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don Jerome doesn’t take viagra... Viagra takes him..

3/12/2019 04:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Lemmer wouldn't have dared to say anything to
Capt Jermone if he was there. You know why?

Because rumor is that:

~Snip!~

...That's Why!

3/12/2019 09:39:00 AM


Damn!
Now that the Internet has been broken...

Bravo & LOLZ!

You win...

3/12/2019 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all the hilarious posts on Don Jerome...thank you for the belly laughs. Hilarious. Now, the big question...Don Jerome vs. Chuck Norris...who wins?

3/12/2019 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Captain and Commander in 009 are both pretty good dudes, both are very pro-police. Not too many you can say that about anymore.

Lemmer-good grief!

3/12/2019 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump talked to rough cookie. I'm tough cookie and we never spoke. I did vote for him however.

3/12/2019 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This man would have a winter uniform inspection held outside in the snow in the parking lot of 23. You can’t make this shit up. Oh wait I also forgot he routinely would go down the list of people on the medical during roll call and announce their specific illnesses to embarrass them to get back to work. People complained, paper made, but nothing ever happens to him . Oh wait he would also have the watch secretary fax him next day schedule rosters to his house on his house personal fax machine on his days off and furlos because he didn’t want the other watch commanders to do it. He listens to police scanners at home on his days off and calls in the districts inquiring and ordering cops to do things. And if you took too long to get gas , he would get call motor maintenance to pull up records exactly how many gallons were put in the squad car. The lists go on and on. His objective in life In to stress and kill people’s happiness on job. If your happy , he wants to change your routine to make you hate coming to work. Mircro manager to the tenth degree. He is probably reading these comments and smiling how so many people hate him and how a child grew up to be such a sick deranged man

3/12/2019 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn’t Caluris his mentor and idol.

3/12/2019 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Lemmer took care of me when my commander tried to give me a 10 day suspension. He may have some personality issues, but he tries to take care of officers.


He helped me too. One time, the squad car I was driving caught fore( no joke). I got out, called for cfd, it was in the middle of the street( crowded sidewalks, so I did not pull over.)Had to call for a tow, another officer waited for the tow while I checked off. The next day a Lt. From second watch tried to write me up because I left the pdt in the car. Capt. Lemmer took care of it. I did not get in trouble. But he did have long roll calls. But he was ok with me.

3/12/2019 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this tool beats that tool failed city,failed administration,wedding dress lie but then again he represents the democratic ideals:

Rahm Emanuel says Democrats' hard left turn could re-elect Trump
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/rahm-emanuel-says-democrats-hard-left-turn-could-reelect-trump

*Hope they listen to this failure to help President Trump get re-elected easily!

3/12/2019 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

retired: made Sgt with Lemmer in 96. He acted like an ass back then, wearing cowboy type boots when we were in training. I guess nothing has changed.

3/12/2019 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I remember once I was all by myself fighting with a guy and I had to call a ten one. This guy I was fighting alone was about 6 foot 10 inches tall and weighed about 400lbs. Before I could even finish calling the 10-1 Don Jerome appeared in the doorway. Me and the bad guy both instantly stopped fighting. Don Jerome walked up and looked the bad guy up and down. Don Jerome immediately knocked me out with one punch that felt as if it was thrown from the heavens and called me a pussy for calling a ten one for fighting with this little powder puff. I was out cold. The bad guy instantly surrendered and cuffed himself voluntarily and apologized to Jerome for inconveniencing him. Best damn tactic I’d ever seen.

3/12/2019 08:27:00 AM

We could have used Jerome yesterday in 008 when 2 of our officers got their a$$es kicked by a 100 lb F/4. all over a possible school absentee.

3/12/2019 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
O.T. This woman has no shame
Remember Det C.H., twice arrested for shoplifting and finally forced to resign last September in lieu of termination? Well it appears that now faced with a loss of income and short of the years required to receive the minimum pension she’s decided that she deserves disability. Yes sir, reliable sources learned that CH has filed a lawsuit against the City and the pension board claiming that she acquired PTSD from a duty related traffic accident (of which she had several and milked them to no end). CH would have you believe that the effects of this stress disorder caused her to become a habitual thief and she should not be accountable for her criminal behavior. She’s really a victim in all this don’t you know.....,unbelievable!

3/12/2019 01:46:00 AM

Honestly, this shouldn’t surprise anyone that knew her for more than 10 minutes, and it’s no wonder that her and M.L. formerly of swat were an item for so long...

3/12/2019 03:07:00 PM

Eeeewww.

3/12/2019 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M & M with Nuts would say: "On-Fucking-Believable!" Miss you Tanker....011 to the bone.

3/12/2019 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Stupid Larry said...

Compstat...fuck off with that already. Although i do kinda like hearing about grown men and women soiling themselves prior to attending. They all worry about getting a spanking in front of the other merit gold star hacks/hackettes. Remember, it’s all legit!!!!

3/12/2019 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

My (civilian, private sector, generally pretty good) boss gets on my case if I'm not regularly taking time off. Work/life and all that, plus employees with large amounts of banked PTO make upper management nervous. And this guy's all pissed off and vindictive that staff are actually taking time? Stay classy, CPD leadership; I'm sure it'll once again be a great surprise when they offer an entrance exam to boost the ranks and hardly anyone shows up.

3/12/2019 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous 2019 MURDERS BY DISTRICT said...

2019 MURDERS BY DISTRICT (with three or more MURDERS through Sunday, March 10th)

8 MURDERS: 011
7 " : None
6 " : None
5 " : 003, 007 and 015
4 " : 008
3 " : 002, 006, 012 and 017

SOURCE: Chicago Police Department

3/12/2019 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like Lemmer's retirement party will be held in a phone booth. What a dickhead

3/12/2019 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The commander sounds like a smart ass to me!

3/12/2019 07:54:00 AM

No he sounds like a stand up boss to me!

3/12/2019 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

California out does itself again. The stupidity that comes out of the liberal left never stops.


https://bluenewsnetwork.com/new-bill-would-require-officers-to-call-supervisor-before-drawing-weapons/

3/12/2019 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When will we demand that our FOP needs to step in and setup a tally of where these shitbag inspectors go and how frequently. Some districts are seeing inspectors at least twice a month while others rarely see them. That has to be setting a hostile environment.

3/12/2019 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thomas J. Lemmer, tall & dumb, you are only a big man
in CPD. As they say, "on the outside" he could not find a
j-o-b. Let me just guess: not academic or athletic material,
so you would be a bully and go into law enforcement, you
know doing the public a favor by being a heavy. Your
sidearm is fashion accessory, your star is nothing more
than a disco relic. Never cuffed a perp? Is that true,
Tommy. Do you hang with Dart? Kindred spirits?
Burn some incense, turn on the black light and listen
to Tapestry.

3/12/2019 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don Jerome sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Capt. Jerome roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

3/12/2019 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tommy Total Tool, Microsoft 10 spread sheet,
logs full of numbers. Talking to himself, oh NO.
When the mood strikes, an idea hits, and he
dictates a verbal memo into a dedicated recorder.
Does not trust smartphone recorder. Someone
could access his intellectual property. Sugar
high and caffeine rush, yeah that idea is all mine,
and I will cash in on it because it came to me on
duty. Chicago, you owe me.
Our impression: big hat, no beets.

3/12/2019 10:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Commander is a good guy when he was a Captain in the 7th District he tried to save 4 Sargents and their teams from leaving after the new Lt. (Who’s wife shot him a few months ago) came and wanted to dump two Sargents for not following marching orders. He did everything in his power to keep veteran Tac guys from leaving this bust out. The damage was done and everyone left.

3/12/2019 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://wwmt.com/news/local/possible-shooting-situation-in-kalamazoo-businesses-in-lockdown

Prayers for our fellow officer in Kalamazoo.

3/12/2019 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Now, the big question...Don Jerome vs. Chuck Norris...who wins?"

A: Christine Kolman

3/12/2019 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet that Lemmer was bullied all of his grammar and high school years. Probably a huge Star Wars geek as well.

3/12/2019 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His father too was an idiot.

3/12/2019 12:19:00 AM

I STRONGLY disagree. The Father never hurt a soul. Yeah, it was tough to make him laugh, but he was okay. He stood up for me and the partner and he did not know us from Adam.

3/12/2019 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
California out does itself again. The stupidity that comes out of the liberal left never stops.


https://bluenewsnetwork.com/new-bill-would-require-officers-to-call-supervisor-before-drawing-weapons/

3/12/2019 08:55:00 PM

The scariest part of all of this is that you believe that this is real.

3/12/2019 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loved it when Lemmer got dumped out of Mass Transit, Lemmer would wear a Deputy Chief coat when he was a Lt and write up coppers for being. Out of uniform during inspection, when a Sgt told him he was wearing an unauthorized coat the inspections stopped.

3/12/2019 06:40:00 AM

Lieutenants and above have the long coat with the loop-crolls at the cuff as part of their official uniform.

3/12/2019 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Det CH was romantically involved with sgt JL a few years back in Financial Crimes. He immediately got her a sweet gig working with the feds and got a take home fed car that she promptly used off duty to execute shop lifting escapades. Another one who got into a specialized unit with no history of financial crime investigations , but “experienced” with other “skills”. Not to mention being on the medical for nearly a year for a fender bender while in area4 and posting pics of herself on social media in her home state while milking the med.

3/12/2019 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone else see that pos smallett today acting like an arrogant and defiant turd as he marched into court leading his entourage at 26th & California? The entourage included his female attorney from the Geragos & Geragos law firm in Los Angeles. Does the asshole really think he is going to get cut loose or found not guilty? The longer he tries to prove his fake innocence, the tougher it will go for him. Fuck you juicie.

3/12/2019 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

California out does itself again. The stupidity that comes out of the liberal left never stops.


https://bluenewsnetwork.com/new-bill-would-require-officers-to-call-supervisor-before-drawing-weapons/

—————————————————————————-

Please tell me your not a detective. Or a PO for that matter. Thats a fake article clown.

3/12/2019 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
To all the hilarious posts on Don Jerome...thank you for the belly laughs. Hilarious. Now, the big question...Don Jerome vs. Chuck Norris...who wins?

3/12/2019 04:55:00 PM


Clearly Don Norris wins.

3/12/2019 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard a story once that don Jerome back in the 80s was sitting on a bus stop bench. He was well dressed and had a box of assorted chocolates sitting on his lap. While waiting for the number nine bus to arrive, he had interactions with several people who he told his life story including his days of being a war hero and a shrimping boat captain. Many of them were very interested in all of his stories. Finally a very old woman sat down next to him. As he told his story he asked her if she would like a chocolate. She said no thanks, so Don Jerome killed her. The end.

3/12/2019 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is Chief Staples hiding a detective at Area North, in full duty status, but not actually doing any work? No jobs assigned. He gets the early start on 2nd watch, leaves before 1500, and contributes nothing in between. Dicks were kicked out of intelligence, OCD and HQ weeks ago. Those guys are working cases at Areas. This guy has been sharpening pencils and acting as a fluffer for bosses at HQ for years.

3/13/2019 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
To all the hilarious posts on Don Jerome...thank you for the belly laughs. Hilarious. Now, the big question...Don Jerome vs. Chuck Norris...who wins?

3/12/2019 04:55:00 PM

Chuck Norris of course, BUT Jerome would still put himself in for a ribbon.

3/13/2019 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think a repost is in order of a past blog post when Sergeant Murphy submitted Captain Lemmer for a problem solving award!

3/13/2019 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares nothing is gonna happen to these bosses!! Stupid thread move on smoke and mirrors

3/13/2019 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Think about this --- All those who think Randy is a hero and has balls just don't get how he screwed over his own troops with his cocky flippant response. Unless he had ZERO crime during that review period, be prepared to get a little slap on the wrist for giving a lot of time off. It was a subtle message to watch how much time was being given off. Instead of taking the slight slap on the wrist he chose to embarrass Lemmer. Who will pay for that smart ass response? The working coppers in 009!! They will now see more inspectors and more detailed review of elective time off! He did not stand up for his troops he screwed them! Take the minor slap on the wrist, take the subtle hint, and move on!!! Its his job to take the hit and protect his officers not bring more heat on them! It was a dumb thing to say.
———————-

Yeahhh no.

3/13/2019 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

California out does itself again. The stupidity that comes out of the liberal left never stops.


https://bluenewsnetwork.com/new-bill-would-require-officers-to-call-supervisor-before-drawing-weapons/

3/12/2019 08:55:00 PM


Sorry to burst your bubble buddy but that website is a cop's version of The Onion

3/13/2019 02:19:00 AM  
Blogger Ranger Rick, Captain of Infantry said...

Don Jerome approves of this message. Good thing too, because if he didn’t he would have killed you... with his eyes. Stay frosty lads, he’s out there somewhere..

3/12/2019 01:47:00 AM

He payed a lot of money for those eyes, but that was 20 years ago. They need a tuneup...maybe fillers to avoid the scalpel this time.

3/13/2019 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Phil the Thrill said...

Worked under him in 19/23- no one lives forever/ another grave to party at someday- the irony: I outlive these assholes only to die of cirrhosis of the liver from partying so much at their graves. Maybe just one beer per grave?

3/13/2019 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I's just soooo sick of hearing comparisons and numbers from yr to yr or whatever...cant we live for the future and learn from our past..this Dept and their numbers is a fucking joke already...Thanks Mc Compstat...Take you loosing ass out of Chicago already! So far you've done nothing but fuck up the NYPD and CPD.

3/13/2019 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer looks like Nelson from the simpsons

3/13/2019 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big bird caught me without a hat in the late 80”s amd he asked me such a stupid question I burst out laughing, thimking he was kidding. He wasn’t and I got written up but it was worth the laugh. He embarassed himself. All these years later it still makes me laugh at what a total tool he was. He was shocked I was laughing and I was shocked he was serious.

3/13/2019 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t these idiots ever look in the mirror or take a self inventory and realize what assholes they are? How can you live with yourself? Who raised these assholes? If I acted like a dickhead BOTH my parents would call me out. Oh, I forgot, clout passes through the bloodline.

3/13/2019 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC:
Since Lemmer is an ego maniac and full of self importance maybe you could print out a Toll of The Century award for him.
He could hang it on his mantle and add it to his resume.

3/13/2019 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

California out does itself again. The stupidity that comes out of the liberal left never stops.

https://bluenewsnetwork.com/new-bill-would-require-officers-to-call-supervisor-before-drawing-weapons/

3/12/2019 08:55:00 PM


Read all the way to the bottom:

Mike the Cop
The articles I write for BNN are satire and it's hilarious when people don't know that.

3/13/2019 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
When will we demand that our FOP needs to step in and setup a tally of where these shitbag inspectors go and how frequently. Some districts are seeing inspectors at least twice a month while others rarely see them. That has to be setting a hostile environment.

3/12/2019 09:14:00 PM

Stop, stop, you're killing me. Hostile work environment because an inspector is around twice a month? You must not have been on the job when there were more of them and they were around all the time. They rode on jobs, sat on parked squads timing POs, counted heads at check off, and on, and on ...

3/13/2019 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know one great thing he did, we were relieved of ES, the craziest SGT in the land.

3/13/2019 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don Jerome fears no one...because M Seiser tolerates him.

3/13/2019 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Thomas J. Lemmer, tall & dumb, you are only a big man
in CPD. As they say, "on the outside" he could not find a
j-o-b. Let me just guess: not academic or athletic material,
so you would be a bully and go into law enforcement, you
know doing the public a favor by being a heavy. Your
sidearm is fashion accessory, your star is nothing more
than a disco relic. Never cuffed a perp? Is that true,
Tommy. Do you hang with Dart? Kindred spirits?
Burn some incense, turn on the black light and listen
to Tapestry.

He cuffed a “perp”
About 30 years ago in 009 he made an arrest for public fornication.
Absolute true story.

3/13/2019 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 3/13/2019 01:54:00 AM

Lemmer, Cesario and the rest of the calculator toting morons are continuing the further destruction of this department. God forbid you try and take care of the front line back bone of the department. Fuck all of you white shirted no balls fucktards.

3/13/2019 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all the hilarious posts on Don Jerome...thank you for the belly laughs. Hilarious. Now, the big question...Don Jerome vs. Chuck Norris...who wins?

Who would lose?? Earths inhabitants would lose. They would both simultaneously throw roundhouse kicks at Eachother which would result in the earth exploding killing all.

3/13/2019 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Now, the big question...Don Jerome vs. Chuck Norris...who wins?"

A: Christine Kolman!

3/12/2019 10:21:00 PM

Egad! The mere mention of her name brings on spontaneous convulsions and night terrors. Another Cline multiple promotee.

3/13/2019 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why is Chief Staples hiding a detective at Area North, in full duty status, but not actually doing any work? No jobs assigned. He gets the early start on 2nd watch, leaves before 1500, and contributes nothing in between. Dicks were kicked out of intelligence, OCD and HQ weeks ago. Those guys are working cases at Areas. This guy has been sharpening pencils and acting as a fluffer for bosses at HQ for years.


And you expect it to change? If Staples is hiding him , he will stay hidden and the bosses at Area north won’t or can’t do anything about it.

3/13/2019 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
When will we demand that our FOP needs to step in and setup a tally of where these shitbag inspectors go and how frequently. Some districts are seeing inspectors at least twice a month while others rarely see them. That has to be setting a hostile environment.

3/12/2019 09:14:00 PM

Give them a break. They are working on the contract

3/13/2019 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don Jerome approves of this message. Good thing too, because if he didn’t he would have killed you... with his eyes. Stay frosty lads, he’s out there somewhere..

--------

Captain Don Jerome.. the new Chuck Norris .. I caught a glimpse of him cleaning up the streets of 009 and searching for skanks in the new Netflix documentary "Weapon of Choice" which is now streaming on Netflix. (He is seen around the 22 minute mark.. hilarious!!)

You will also see many exempts now gone collecting over $140,000 a year in pensions

3/13/2019 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spoiler alert! Cptn. Don Jerome kills John Wick in part 3.

3/13/2019 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard a story from a friend who works in 009 about Don Jeromio. He said the incident occurred in 2017. It is told that somebody farted out loud during a roll call in 009 and Jeromio walked over to the Officer, got behind him, and put a full naked choke on the Officer and yelled out, "Ranger Choke Hold!" When the Officer was almost completely unconscious Jeromio let up on the hold and challenged anybody in roll call to fart out loud. Needless to say, it never happened again.

3/13/2019 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His wife must be very proud seeing her new hubby have this award bestowed upon him.

3/13/2019 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When i retired from CPD, I was a lieutenant, and had over 3 decades of service. I never thought the department treated its members very well and often talked down to them. It seemed that the exempts and their policies did not care about the welfare of the officers and most supervisors were not treated much better. There was little recognition for long service or for accomplishments. When I went into private industry i was actually shocked at how well the employees were treated by management and how much their hard work was appreciated. management had empathy for the private problems of the employees and good work was hailed by everone. I can only wish that someday the Chicago Police department finds its way and finally treats the officers in a decent manner. I doubt it, but it might happen.

3/13/2019 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer should be run out on a rail. He is a pile of Shit like Carlos Ramirez Rosa

3/13/2019 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys hear 011 commander is cutting time off to 7% of the watch and in cornering 3 year wonders and telling them they " need to go out and get dispersals " department is a fucking joke!!!!!!

3/13/2019 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

File a class action lawsuit of retaliation and hostile work environment. Easy to prove the up tick in harassment by the inspector unit.

3/13/2019 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Anonymous who posted at 0735 about BigBird stopping him for his hat in the 80's BigBird didn't become an Inspector until 2002 or 2003 in the 80's Bird was still a patrolman he did do enough don't stick him with things he couldn't have done

3/13/2019 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area north is very good at begging for leads and issuing community alerts. Not very good at Dectective work at all. Staples is hiding the whole area north.

3/13/2019 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why is Chief Staples hiding a detective at Area North, in full duty status, but not actually doing any work? No jobs assigned. He gets the early start on 2nd watch, leaves before 1500, and contributes nothing in between. Dicks were kicked out of intelligence, OCD and HQ weeks ago. Those guys are working cases at Areas. This guy has been sharpening pencils and acting as a fluffer for bosses at HQ for years.

3/13/2019 12:41:00 AM

Why don't you go ask the Detective or Staples yourself since you know how much work is not being done. Sounds like someone is upset that they had to go back to an area and do some real Detective work instead of hiding in a "Special" unit. Why don't you worry about yourself. Suck it up Sally and handle your assignments. Nice thing about Detective is that you are a PO assigned as a Detective and can resign and go back to 9161 any time you want.

3/13/2019 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don Jerome once ate an entire birthday cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

3/13/2019 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Spoiler alert! Cptn. Don Jerome kills John Wick in part 3.

3/13/2019 01:31:00 PM


Who IS
Baba Yaga?

3/13/2019 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Big bird caught me without a hat in the late 80”s amd he asked me such a stupid question I burst out laughing, thimking he was kidding. He wasn’t and I got written up but it was worth the laugh. He embarassed himself. All these years later it still makes me laugh at what a total tool he was. He was shocked I was laughing and I was shocked he was serious.

3/13/2019 07:35:00 AM

You obviously have no idea who Big Bird is.

3/13/2019 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer left most POs alone if they did their jobs. He didn't ask for much-answer your calls and stay on the beat. He also went to bat for me. Just saying.

3/13/2019 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don Jerome once punched a nun.. God knew better than to question it so he even admitted she deserved it.

3/13/2019 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
To Anonymous who posted at 0735 about BigBird stopping him for his hat in the 80's BigBird didn't become an Inspector until 2002 or 2003 in the 80's Bird was still a patrolman he did do enough don't stick him with things he couldn't have done

3/13/2019 07:20:00 PM

It’s true.
Big Bird was a dog ass patrolman in 009 in the 80’s.

3/13/2019 11:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Bird! That fucking asshole! I had completely erased him from my memory. Now I am going to have a nightmare. Damn it.

3/14/2019 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
To Anonymous who posted at 0735 about BigBird stopping him for his hat in the 80's BigBird didn't become an Inspector until 2002 or 2003 in the 80's Bird was still a patrolman he did do enough don't stick him with things he couldn't have done

3/13/2019 07:20:00 PM

It’s true.
Big Bird was a dog ass patrolman in 009 in the 80’s.

3/13/2019 11:56:00 PM

It was 86 or 87, maybe 88. Wasn't he a real tall asshole. Sorry if it wasn't him, but I could have sworn it was. Don't dog me for a mistake. I know he got me a couple times at least. If it wasn't him, sorry for the mistake but it was still not taken well when I laughed. Pardon my error.

3/14/2019 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


3/13/2019 11:56:00 PM

It was 86 or 87, maybe 88. Wasn't he a real tall asshole. Sorry if it wasn't him, but I could have sworn it was. Don't dog me for a mistake. I know he got me a couple times at least. If it wasn't him, sorry for the mistake but it was still not taken well when I laughed. Pardon my error.

3/14/2019 07:47:00 AM

Big Bird was real tall, and he was a huge asshole but in 86,87,88 he was nothing but a dog ass patrolman in 009.
Maybe he had an inspector doppelgänger in the mid to late 80’s.

3/14/2019 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was 86 or 87, maybe 88. Wasn't he a real tall asshole. Sorry if it wasn't him, but I could have sworn it was. Don't dog me for a mistake. I know he got me a couple times at least. If it wasn't him, sorry for the mistake but it was still not taken well when I laughed. Pardon my error.

3/14/2019 07:47:00 AM

Yep, he was a tall asshole, but Big Bird made sergeant at the very end of the 1980's, so he could not have been the lieutenant-inspector you encountered. And, try as I might, I cannot recall the name of an inspector from the 1980's with a similar stature to the Big Bird. Whigham was an inspector around that time and he was somewhat tall, but he was not white, although his hue was damn close.

3/14/2019 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
To Anonymous who posted at 0735 about BigBird stopping him for his hat in the 80's BigBird didn't become an Inspector until 2002 or 2003 in the 80's Bird was still a patrolman he did do enough don't stick him with things he couldn't have done.

Cpt. MANLEY he had a big thing for hats

3/15/2019 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
To Anonymous who posted at 0735 about BigBird stopping him for his hat in the 80's BigBird didn't become an Inspector until 2002 or 2003 in the 80's Bird was still a patrolman he did do enough don't stick him with things he couldn't have done.

Cpt. MANLEY he had a big thing for hats

3/15/2019 07:51:00 AM

He also had a thing for midget female officers, bootleg stereo equipment and burning boats.

3/16/2019 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say what you want about Lemmer.
He is a nitpicking micro manager, and a ego maniac, but he rarely got a CR number on subordinates.
I can think of a LOT of worst bosses than him.

3/18/2019 02:37:00 PM  

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