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- PAINESVILLE, Ohio -- Police say an unruly customer at a restaurant in Ohio pulled an iguana from under his shirt, swung it around and threw it at the manager.
Painesville police were called to the Perkins restaurant around noon Tuesday.
Police say they apprehended the suspect a few blocks away in the city roughly 30 miles (48 kilometers) northeast of Cleveland. Authorities did not say what provoked the attack.
The 49-year-old was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and animal cruelty.
The iguana will be fine.
Labels: out-of-state, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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Is This A Thing....
4-17-2019, NYC, ~ 9:30 PM
NYPD arrest 37-yr old NJ man carrying two 2-gallon containers
of gasoline, two cans lighter fluid, two long-stem butane BBQ
lighters into St. Patrick's Cathederal in NYC.
Is This A Worldwide Sickness? NO RESPECT for historic
structures?
Can you younger people understand the shoot-to-kill order
issued by then Chicago mayor to neutralize arsonists
during the riot in the 1960s?
If the K Bandit does not jump all over this one, my name isn't Ishkabibble!!!!
Is the iguana gonna be ok, uncle Lar?
Yes, little Tommy.
And speaking of such unusual things...
Whatever happened to "The Shit-Sock Man?
Isn't he overdue to make his presence and his
mighty sock-full-o'-shit felt in Chicago again?
>Whap!<
"WAH! Help! Police!
Somebody do something!"
The Great Leaving Alone of 2019
is underway...
How about a good old fashioned court-ordered
mental evaluation?
re: attempted NYC arson. Kim, you're good where
you're at for now, in Second City.
You see for some cases, the big boy pants players
have a thing called NO BAIL.
Yeah when you got a St. Patrick's job always use
genuine Kingsford charcoal lighter. And two butane
lighters (always have that back up).
Fucker even spilled gas on the floor. There's no
generation like my generation like my generation
at all. We all live on screen time. It's all about
me, me, me, me.
Pyro-Fucking-Maniac. They light it up then watch
it burn. I guess his job at Hole Foodz is probably
over.
Lot Lizzard can fly.
That’s some “cold-blooded” shit right there!
O.T.
The Crimesha effect has apparently reached Dallas
The Dallas County DA’s office will no longer prosecute theft of necessary items valued up to $750. And by necessary items, the DA means consumable goods like food, baby formula, and other products people, quote, unquote, need to live.
IZOD shirts?
This man may be a genius. We have the beginnings of a new event at the state fair, the iguana throwing contest. Brilliant.
The liberal media is starting to cover the savages:
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-chicago-downtown-teens-arrest-20190417-story.html
Excerpt:
Pedro Lisbao, 30, of Streeterville, stood with friends near Lake and Dearborn streets. Lisbao, who is Brazilian, said the massive police presence made him nervous and reminded him of kids in Brazil affected by the class divide who hang out at malls. “People are just standing and walking, but there’s so many police,” he said.
“We saw a very large number of cops and then a large number of kids,” Lisbao said.
The kids “were running around, which is what kids do,” Lisbao said. “It seemed like the cops were waiting for them. So I guess that’s what we don’t understand.
* so this moron is saying this is why kids do kids beat the shit out of rob people send people to the hospital no sir it is the black kids that are doing this it is the black problem look at the race of the people not racism asshole it is realism this is what they do no parenting and the police are forced to deal with animals like this fuck you stupid ass comments you have no idea what it’s like why don’t you stand in the middle of all of them have your cell phone in your hand and your wallet because they’re going to take it from you if the police one around
The welfare of the iguana was my only concern.
Probably refused the iguana service?
It might have been animal cruelty if he had it in his pants, but under his shirt?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
From a Buckeye on the outside looking in... If the goblins in Chicago switched to weaponized iguanas, it might be the best think to happen to Chicago this year. And provide a merciful end to any iguanas trapped in Chicago...
Is This A Thing....
4-17-2019, NYC, ~ 9:30 PM
NYPD arrest 37-yr old NJ man carrying two 2-gallon containers
of gasoline, two cans lighter fluid, two long-stem butane BBQ
lighters into St. Patrick's Cathederal in NYC.
Is This A Worldwide Sickness? NO RESPECT for historic
structures?
Can you younger people understand the shoot-to-kill order
issued by then Chicago mayor to neutralize arsonists
during the riot in the 1960s?
4/18/2019 12:13:00 AM
Notice: neither race, nor religious affiliation, nor citizenship status released. Take your best guess peeps perhaps it's as sadly simple as a horribly buggered as child, or father/uncle/brother/cousin/friend of victim getting even? Ot AOC green deal getting started? Frightful regardless of nut job's reasons.
Is the Iguana going to be alright? Uncle Lar?
The Chicagoland leftwing socialists have amended a house shell bill describing "Unlawful Use of a Reptile", with penalties.
State Sen Julie Morrison was quoted saying that if the bill makes it to the IL Senate, she will amend it to make first time UUR violators lose their IL driver's license.
Hope t does catch on as fried Iguana is pretty tasty.
just another crackhead in the rustbelt
Anonymous said...
Is the iguana gonna be ok, uncle Lar?
Yes, little Tommy.
Thanks for that memory. The Lujack and Edwards "Animal Stories" were the highlight of my day way back when...
I L M
Iguana Lives Matter
Charge him with no “CCI” permit. (Carry Concealed Iguana). Kim would prosecute.
Copper the iguana ?
I thought 30 miles NE of Cleveland would be in the Lake Erie(?).
Ban skateboards what would be the race of these pos just axing would it be redline thugs missing the shit ride homie:
Loop store clerk beaten with skateboards, 2 in custody
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-store-clerk-beaten-during-theft-20190418-story.html
Called their ASA. He was charged with CCI. (Carry Concealed Iguana)
Perkins. The upscale Waffle House.
Unruly customer? With an iguana under his shirt?
No wonder why he was unruly.
Iguanaburger for $0.99!
Oh no a talking Gecko
Nonsense he is not a suspect. He was identified as the offender, criminal piece of shit.
Provoked does not matter. No excuse. This is what demons do, not humans.
Just as long as it wasn't an assault iguana. Eric Swalwell will nuke you if you own one of those.
Are you happy to see me, or is that an Iguana in your pants???
I usually carry a few snakes and some spiders in my bag, just for when I need things done my way. The phobia bandit.
Let me guess...taste like chicken?
Was it "The Night of the Iguana?" Richard Burton and Ava Gardner were in that one.
Did he have a concealed iguana license.
Kudos to the posters who mentioned "Animal Stories" on Larry Lujack's show. It harkened back to a time when humor was still allowed and a lot of the perpetually offended and aggrieved snowflakes were still in diapers.
And I still miss Paul Harvey.
Apparently anybody can just walk into a pet store and walk out with an iguana, no waiting period or background checks or anything. We have to do something! Think of the children!
Kudos to the posters who mentioned "Animal Stories" on Larry Lujack's show. It harkened back to a time when humor was still allowed and a lot of the perpetually offended and aggrieved snowflakes were still in diapers.
And I still miss Paul Harvey.
4/18/2019 11:17:00 PM
Wally Phillips the rock king on WGN (can you believe WGN) was better and earlier than Uncle Lar period.
Is that an iguana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
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