Today's Lightroot Rumor
All Hail Baphomet:
- There were rumors floating around about — and we at SCC didn’t verify this — but rumors floating around that Lori eats babies after commending their souls to Satan. We hope to God that isn’t true because, man oh man, if that happened there’s going to be a reckoning.
Fuck you Lori.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
41 Comments:
hahahaha
keep em coming
LL better realize we are so tired of being messed with. Is she trying to give us ideas or suggestions on how to operate. Currently I work very hard and place myself in harms way daily. Risk my life for this city! And I’m really getting tired of her BS! She better show us a little respect! We are the ones on the front line and we are the only ones standing between good and evil! Believe me there is a lot of evil out there!
Morale at negative two -2
I feel special because I asked SCC to run a daily “rumor” thread. Thank you SCC, even if it was your idea/intentions all along. It’s definitely going to help get through the next 4 years.
-610
Hahahaha
Hey Lori and yo minions, fuck you
Do as thou ought.
If you don’t stop you’re starting bullshit rumors about my mayor I’m going to find out who’s starting them and take care of business! Well.....I won’t do it myself per-say, but I will call dispatch and have them assigned someone to do it for me!!!
MAIU style!
ROTF LMFAO!!!
I thought that was the normal liberal dinner routine?
Yeah but it's called abortion now child sacrifice is a politically incorrect term.
The accumulation of valid animus, plus this newly yet to be thoroughly baptized dummy and her prolific habit of running her piehole, results in the temptation to vent profusely.
After 3 decades of mumbling fuckhead and snide snarky bitch rimjob, preceeded by a a decade of mumbo jumbo doomed to failure premature celebrations via the Harold era, the temptation is powerful.
A reminder of this accumulation of decades of frustrations may help in resisting the temptation to excess.
Yeah, it is fucking hilarious, this retarded new shitbrain mayor spouting baby vomit as gospel, and the fan blowing her baby vomit gospel right back in her face, but, a bit of indulgence in this hilarity goes farther than unrestrained ventings less considered and thoughtful.
The feckless puppetmasters of our current clueless, baby vomiting mayor are vulnerable because this one is so clueless.
I heard a rumor she likes her cocktails with a swish and no one near her dinner can wear blue.
I didn’t know where else to wedge this in so here goes...
The known but flown shooter who killed shoplifter at Cicero and Fullerton has a checkered past as a security guard.
Included is an arrest last summer after threatening a woman at a White Castle. He was identified and arrested while working at St Sabina as security. The charges were dropped when the victim was a o show in court.
Heavenly intervention?
I believe that eating babies is part of the new abortion law that JB The Hutt just signed
Yuk.
Maintain this daily dosage until further notice.
Keep them coming, fuck you Lori.
Now this is not verified but, I hear at sit down meetings she tilts to left every few minutes and then smiles.
The word on the street is that there's a videotape floating around in 'certain circles' of a young, 30ish Lori Lightspeed, that involves a Step-Ladder, Ping-Pong Paddles, and a Parrot. (Allegedly the Parrot is not permanently injured.)
Again, this is just a rumor. But we hope to God that isn’t true because, man oh man, if that happened there’s going to be a reckoning.
Anti-Christ Hospital, baby-killing and ghetto gunshot repair shop brings in the $$$, so all is OK with the Leftists and Rightists .
She’s going to speak with Right Rev Phulger for direction on that topic. Any marches in the wind? Where’s “rabbit-hole”?
Rumor has it Lori has Star of Remphan tattoo on her arm.
Can’t substantiate the rumor (reliable source) but it’s been said that your mayor, years ago went to an estate garage sale and bought up all of Gary Coleman’s wardrobe. My tailor knows a tailor that claims they did all the alterations to hem the suit pant legs.
Just sayin.
Is there trouble in paradise already with her bodyguard detail? Seems like she has already angered her staff and people are thinking of stepping down. Her repeated hatred towards law enforcement is wearing very thin on her people and they are stunned by her extreme confrontational behavior. Did someone have to already put out a fire captured on a hot mike?
She is going on Stephen Colbert. Maybe she can talk about residency there!
I know someone who’s part of LGBTQ community and they have first hand knowledge that Lori has a Fuck The Police tattoo.
"Yeah but it's called abortion now child sacrifice is a politically incorrect term."
And the liberals say they got rid of the death penalty in Illinois. To quote "the Duke", Not hardly!!!
Commending Condemning....Potato Poah-tah-toe.
Good times for the undeserved, bad times for the ones who work.
Poor man, rich man, blind man, dead man. Hoped for more than they had all planned.
One day we will all be, scarred, but smarter.
FYL
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Is there trouble in paradise already with her bodyguard detail? Seems like she has already angered her staff and people are thinking of stepping down. Her repeated hatred towards law enforcement is wearing very thin on her people and they are stunned by her extreme confrontational behavior. Did someone have to already put out a fire captured on a hot mike?
6/14/2019 12:04:00 PM
I knew she was looking to make changes to the police department but her immediate treatment and behavior toward the police is absolutely stunning, unprofessional and disgraceful. This should concern every honest citizen of Chicago. She’s blaming the police for everything. Then spewing complete lies. Her behavior concerning the contract talks is disturbing. The CPD has been reformed to the max. What’s left to do?She should be pleased. She could possibly trigger a larger mass exodus out of Chicago then we already have. Then what?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I didn’t know where else to wedge this in so here goes...
The known but flown shooter who killed shoplifter at Cicero and Fullerton has a checkered past as a security guard.
Included is an arrest last summer after threatening a woman at a White Castle. He was identified and arrested while working at St Sabina as security. The charges were dropped when the victim was a o show in court.
Heavenly intervention?
6/14/2019 06:12:00 AM
Is Pfather Pfaker going to bring him in??
Satan? Satan? Fucking Satan?
This Lori Bitch has been practicing Witchcraft
since she was a teenager. She belonged to a
Neo Pagan Society in college. Nothing but TRASH.
Lori likes legal weed from Colorado.
She does not get high, she gets blasted,
then she listens to Goat's Head Soup album.
Her favorite album: Satanic Magesty Requests.
Occult? She's a silent partner in a very popular shop.
Let's put it this way: no shortage of black candles in
her house.
New real estate law:: she must disclose that a witch
lived in her dwelling.
So fucking evil, she listens to the scanner
and laughs at the shootings and deaths.
Somehow she got hold of Homan Square protocols
and reads them over from time to time for shits and
giggles
Lori, if you insist on spying upon this blog,
I see Thorazine in your future
I clean swimming pools for a living, so I know
all forms of algae and pond scum. Expert on pH
levels. There is so much wrong with Lori, none
of my chemicals could fix her.
Her next stop will be Detroit to see how things I need to proceed.
Don't sugarcoat it, Sundance...give it to 'em straight!
Is there trouble in paradise already with her bodyguard detail? Seems like she has already angered her staff and people are thinking of stepping down. Her repeated hatred towards law enforcement is wearing very thin on her people and they are stunned by her extreme confrontational behavior. Did someone have to already put out a fire captured on a hot mike?
Her bodyguards will be fine. They are going nowhere because they want the position and the pay. If they do, there will be a long line making phone calls to get their spots
She has been a pagan since college.
People
Against
Goodness
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Normalcy
Unconfirmed reports from unreliable sources say that the new mayor corrals stray dogs and cats and makes them into a tasty, albeit spicy stew.
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