California Again
Once again, redefining stupid:
- Crime-ridden San Francisco has introduced new sanitized language for criminals, getting rid of words such as “offender” and “addict” while changing “convicted felon” to “justice-involved person.”
The Board of Supervisors adopted the changes last month even as the city reels from one of the highest crime rates in the country and staggering inequality exemplified by pervasive homelessness alongside Silicon Valley wealth.
The local officials say the new language will help change people’s views about those who commit crimes.
- According to the San Francisco Chronicle, from now on a convicted felon or an offender released from custody will be known as a “formerly incarcerated person,” or a “justice-involved” person or just a “returning resident.”
A juvenile “delinquent” will now be called a “young person with justice system involvement,” or a “young person impacted by the juvenile justice system.”
And drug addicts or substance abusers, meanwhile, will become “a person with a history of substance use.”
Labels: out-of-state, un-fucking-believable
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
118 Comments:
The Board of Supervisors should be known as persons who have lost all common sense instead of just plain whacko.
Shortly... Democrats will ask for more money for more bullshit programs which offer nothing to any of these people; but another pension for a connected person
And a person who is gunned down will be known as "angel in heaven meeting the Lord" and the person shooting will be known "person spreading love in the form of lead"
Yup! Just like all those lowly janitors of the 1990s got rebranded as 'sanitation engineers'.
No upgrade in pay, no better status but a fancy new title to go with the job of mopping up vomit and washing windows/taking out the trash.
Too bad there’s so many, ‘ domicile challenged’ people in the ‘bowl of granola.’
Justice involved person?
Makes a much sense as renaming a thug who got shot in the head to the media friendly title of an "advancing projectile interceptor with a discontinued lifespan resulting" person.
CALL A SPADE A FUCKING SPADE YOU CLOWNS! All these word games...
A Killer is a “ person that ends another’s life”.a thief is” a person that collects others property “. A juvenile criminal is a “ confused youth”.
Sure... Why not. Criminal aliens/illegal aliens are not undocumented persons and so on. Now this bullshit piled on.
The left loves to fuck with language. Gender is a spectrum all of a sudden. Criminals are now justice involved fuckwads. Great!
The left adores the new title of justice involved person. Odd those lefties get mad when I propose the equally idiotic idea of renaming sexual assault/rape to the new term 'snuggle with the struggle'
DOUBLE STANDARDS!
Remember...
The white-guilt liberal democrat progressive collectivists
have so thoroughly shit through their bed in California
that their downstairs neighbors are very loudly bitching
about shit percolating through the floor/through the ceiling
and stinking up their places...
No worries... They're actively fleeing the mess they've made
in California and are actively trying to spread their poison
to other Southwestern and Rocky Mountain states...
One city council seat at a time until they can win
municipal elections.
There ought to be a prohibition against m/fers
from Commie-Fornia jumping in on committees
and councils in decent law-abiding states.
That's how the cancer of Liberalism/Progressivism
is being spread in former right-thinking cities
and states.
George Soros is writing the newest vocabulary cheat sheet for the media to use. That fucker!
So on a job application the box for the question 'Have you ever been convicted of a felony?' now reads 'Has your personhood ever been found to be justice involved?'
Well... That assumes those who are justice involved are seeking lawful employment.
How about this, dingbat democrats. Once again, the bag of shit is full and it has a comparable IQ to a democrat.
San Fransisco... Where shit all over the sidewalk is renamed to urban brown tulips.
Tiptoe through the fly swarming smelly tulips...
I really can't wait for Kalifornia to break off into it's own little marxist republik, Good riddance to bad trash.
They're irrelevant.
They need to concern themselves with really pissed off honest citizens who are at their limit of idiotic bullshit that threatens their way of life.
I predict a cleansing.
I miss the Dirty Harry San Fransisco image of criminal justice... Now it is the crminal's justice system. For all justice involved persons that is.
All the ghetto mothers of the year crying on TV after an arrest is made:
My son is a good child! He didn't do nuffin! He is not involved in justice I swear to the lord!
And drug addicts or substance abusers, meanwhile, will become “a person with a history of substance use.”
Pretty sure that history is alive and well with those sorts...
Look up the classic George Carlin bit on YouTube about soft language
Always nice when justice gets involved in the lives of criminals.
Its so sad. But I cant help but to laugh my ass off. I guess its more important to make people think better of ex convicts and dope addicts than to actually protect the public.
So what about the justice absent crowd? Seems unfair to exude them.
What might the demographics of those who are injustice involved be?
Seems to be some linkage between 'father absent' and justice involvement.
If my foot gets to kicking some ass does not count as involvement of justice?
Shoe Shines Matter!
So a battery victim will now be characterized as “a non-justice involved individual that was damaged by another individual who may or may not have been previously justice involved”? It’s all just soooo confusing.
So, if I move to San Francisco, and I continue my pattern of public masturbation, will I be referred to as "someone airing his grievances"? Asking for a friend.
So a person who kills someone will now be called “ a person who harms another “? WTF fucking joke fuck u SF and ur pc 🖕🏼
California....
You are making the other 49 states look back for knowing you or knowing merely of you. This plea is coming from Illinois mind you so...
Good thing most of us don’t know them big fancy words. You gotta understand what it means before you can start writing it.
Political Correctness Taken To Its Illogical Extreme...
What's the O/U on Chicago implementing this so as to further obfuscate the FBI crime stat reports?
Hey San Fran: You were the first city to ban plastic straws? How'd that work out? Save the world yet?
"Liberal paper straws don’t work."
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formerly incarcerated person
justice-involved
young person impacted by the juvenile justice system
a person with a history of substance use
Ha! I will call them all what they are: DEMOCRATS!
Short, sweet, to the point.
When a city wants to become William Shakespeare with this choice of fancy wording for common crooks...
"Formerly incarcerated person" is the new term?
I wish to be more accurate: Formerly incarcerated person who will within six months or sooner be again incarcerated for the same dumb criminal shit he did originally.
A mouthful but that way is tells the whole truth!
These idiots won't be satisfied until the only remaining option for honest, civilized citizens is to default to "fear of being murdered" mode and summarily execute anyone who attempts to commit a crime upon their person.
It will have to come to that to regain even a pittance of civilization back in these idiot infested areas.
And shoot, then scoot, will be the rule and not the exception.
Formerly incarcerated person sort of begs a follow up question: Incarcerated for what?
Calling a felon just that tells you they were a criminal with an offense of a certain serious classification. Just saying some criminal was prior incarcerated invites more questions almost.
The Artist Formerly Known As Prisoner 24601
Wow... young person impacted by the juvenile justice system?
Not impacted hard enough if you want my opinion!
Oh for fucks sake!
This quote:
"We want them ultimately to become contributing citizens, and referring to them as felons is like a scarlet letter that they can never get away from"
You do know Hester's letter A in the novel was given for her having a kid out of wedlock? Single motherhood is BAD for the community and for the child was one of the themes of that book.
How many young persons with justice system involvement know who the fuck their father is or have said father in their lives actively? Not going to fix that with a title swap will you?
What is the liberal doublespeak for deadbeat dad these days? Unreal.
"The board’s approved new language is non-binding, with the district attorney endorsing the measure." Really now?
Cue Kim Foxx getting a bright idea to fuck with the language used in Cook County to describe the Growth & Development fellows in...3-2-1
"Wow. Just wow."
No. It's coming to you soon...
Keep voting demofuck!
Me: No city can be as retarded or more then Chicago is at present
San Fransisco: HOLD ME BEER! This shit is going to be wild!
-young person impacted by the juvenile justice system-
Wew lad!
That title makes as much fucking sense as saying 'male showgirl' ZERO! ZERO SENSE!
Liberalism is truly a mental disorder
George Orwell called it Newspeak if I'm remembering correctly from when I read 1984 in the sixties
Spoke to a police buddy in San Francisco
0300 today and he said the language stuff reported on the net prompted the bosses in SFPD to issue a clarification. It stated the new word descriptions apply only to gov't workers. Not regular citizens.
Young person with justice system involvement and young person impacted by the juvenile justice system really roll right off the tongue
Piss bums scavenging cans out of the garbage shall now be known as,
Persons speculating in aluminum futures
Carjacker = Youth were just just funnin’
Armed Robbery of a Senior Citizen = People with lapse in judgment.
Lausch and Lightfoot at it again!
Ha ha ha! OMG, reminds me of that Seinfeld episode of when Jerry was a victim of Strong-Arm Robbery. Their were two NYPD Officers nearby and Jerry yells out Police, Police that man just stole my "European-Carrg-All." The Cops were like your "what", response "my European-Carry-All." The Cops said, " You Mean Your Purse". Jerry finally caved-in and responded, " Ya my Purse."
Remember the homeless twice convicted felon and three time deported illegal alien who shot and killed the tourist on Pier 39? Only a goofball San Francisco Jury would believe this asshole who said he found the gun and it just went off killing the girl. Now that he is acquitted he can return to SF and do another.
Thats a lot of letters for a face tattoo.
This will be adopted here in chicago in short order. Guaranteed.
How about calling the board of supervisors "Rope Weights"?
And the politicians in San Francisco will now be known as "Complete morons".
Next law will be illegal to not hire a justice system involved individual immediately upon receipt of their resume.
Maybe that California exit would be a good thing. Just take Washington and Oregon with you.
Like re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
So what are they calling a convicted sex offender?
Maybe, alternative kinky person!
What about a convicted serial murder?
State sanctioned end of life counselor!
This is all to allow the convicted to vote! Just like the illegal aliens!
Well when this convict walks into your home with a knife or gun
And begins to do things that only law enforcement see for real,
Call these politicians to come clean up the mess and hold hands with this new criminal!
This is a crazy thing. They are now insulting the victims of these criminals by renaming them just to get a vote!
Thugs and Mugs so much easier to remember. Unless they proclaim innocence, Then they get the dindo title.
How about jailbiris and crooks instead. Kind of sums it all up. Since California has all these nice names and programs for their justice involved people why not just issue a one way ticket to any and all Chicago justice involved individuals including all the homeless. Much better winters in Ca.
They have really lost it. They must have stepped up in too much human poo.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Rosin up the bow Nero
“You can call me a criminal but don’t call me late for dinner.” ( Governor Pritzker in speedos at Malibu )
How about we say "These are Jagoffs from the State I retired from and MOVED AWAY FROM AS SOON AS I RETIRED . A Southern RED STATE and its great . Fuck You Liberals !
So California is no longer the land of fruits and nuts, but the State whose residents suffer from extreme lunacy!!!
The fucking communist bastards are just pushing to see what they can get away with. A probing attack. This one should be laughed at. The more serious ones like antifa, or political correctness should be slapped right down.
This shit coming soon to shitcago..ask crimehsa,Chef evans,dart
San Fransisco: HOLD MY BEER! This shit is going to be wild!
I doubt that they say "Hold my beer" in San Francisco. They probably say " Hold my Chardonnay". Or "Hold my Merlot."
Liberalism is a disease, causes incredible stupidity. Excuse me, I meant on a downward spiral of intellect. Forgot to rub a little liberal juice on that.
Shitheads works just fine. If it ain't broke don't fix it.
come on earthquake ... COME ON EARTHQUAKE
George Orwell was absolutely right when he wrote “1984”, he just missed it by a few years. Obviously, his book is no longer read in California schools, because that level of cognitive dissonance would be lethal!
And today’s victim is tomorrow’s offender will hence forth be known as “lead inspectors”. A vicious cycle that playwords won’t solve.
This is nothing more than a scam to let felons vote. Felons can't vote so don't call them felons anymore then viola!, thousands more democrat voters are available to keep these shit-for-brains democrats in office.
Isn't San Francisco the city that the mayor told the Police to stop showing videos of crimes in progress because the majority of the videos showed the offenders to be of one race, also that the police could not make prisoners sit on the ground while waiting for transport because it was demeaning. Remember LOOK,LAUGH,LEAVE.
Couple of old phrases come to mind when reading this:
Though you can put lipstick on a pig, it's STILL A PIG!
In order to CONTROL a populace, one must CONTROL what it is seen and heard.
Gonna have to re-read "1984" to see what comes next from these crazies.......
(Or is it "Rules for Radicals" where this crap is coming from??)
Meanwhile, the powers that be will continue to be known as ASSHOLES!
Using the new San Francisco standard of descriptions, should not the homeless defecating on the streets, now properly be referred to as "shitheads?"
It figures that the goofs in San Fransisco would implement feel-good nonsense like this, but they weren't the first to come up with the moronic idea.
Nope. That 'honor' goes to... are you ready?... here it comes ...
.... Obama!
That's right. Chicago's very own President Sparklefarts and his Attorney General Eric Holder were the first to float the idea of renaming Convicted Felons to; Justice Involved Individuals. They had similar Orwellian phrases for other low-lives who prey on society but 'Justice Involved...' is the one I recall.
It didn't get much press, one day at most (likely on Fox News). It was just too f--king stupid to take seriously -- but serious they were! {if anyone has 'Lexus-Nexus' I'm sure you'll find it.)
BTW, **Rumor Has It** that Maine wasn't Mayor Poverty-Crime's first choice for her Vacation. The *word on the street* is that Lori's first choice for her vacation was Disney World. But that was nixed after she found out that she was too short to go on any of the rides! (rotfl!)
Whoever came up with this idea is a junkie.
California should truly become its own nation.... or just fall into the sea.
Lars Pilsen
California is truly the land of fruits and nuts.
Look to clean, prosperous, well run Singapore as the alternative to all this SH&#.
Let's reach out to the Han Chinese running Singapore - have their law enforcement leaders come here and dis Chicago, it will be reverse colonialism. Which is fine by me. They do it better. We need to stop pushing nostalgia for Mayor Rudy Guliani and the tough NYPD cleaned up New York City, NYC policing isn't coming to Chicago, plus NYC is backsliding under their terrible Sandinista/Castro Communist mayor who's married to a Black AA lesbian.
We're not bringing back Ike's 1950s and it does look like most American cities are falling back in to 1980s levels of crime and disease.
"Drop the vernacular"
"It's not a vernacular... it's a derby nyuk nyuk nyuk."
California... Land of the dullards.
Lars Pilsen
A rose by any other name...this will certainly help their tolerated decrepit situations.
The folks sure must be glad happy how the Democrats turned (fundamentally transformed) California.
An elected California asshole is community chosen posterior orifice.
San Franshitsco can't fall into the bay fast enough
Do you recall cpd using "multiple offender incidents" ? Instead of wildings or shitheads from west/south sides running amok downtown
when you hear things like this you laugh,, then think about it and want to cry,,, next thing you know you will be guilty of a hate crime if you use any other description of those impacted by the justice system
Part of Kamala Harris Election Strategy.
Retired .38 spl+P
From retired for 20 years. I was not a cop, I was social behavior technician,specializing in attiuede adjustment: you fuck up, I lock you.
Murderer, Life Status Modifier.
At some point criminals will just be referred to as PARTICULAR INDIVIDUALS like in the movie IDIOCRACY.
Let the record show that most engineers that were living in California and aren't totally retarded left the state about ten years ago.
How about you’re an asshole. It covers all the bases and once designated as an asshole you’re always an asshole.
Meanwhile, the elected officials in California will be regarded as fuck-nuts by most Americans.
You all laugh, it's already happening here. Read the language of the consent decree. Our orders will start saying stupid shit like this soon.
sounds like California is taking the script from 'Demolition Man" and putting in place.
A rapist is now a “ public fornicator”
Newspeak for Frisco...Shithole!
Ok, it’s oldspeak, but still funny, and the truth.
Well, one this change does do is obfuscate the nature of a felon's relationship to society.
The average IQ, sane, non-Donkeycrap person would almost certainly consider judges, DA's, public defenders, and even police officers as "justice involved"... and rightly so!
There is an entirely different reason for this behavior than what I see postulated here and elsewhere.
A civilization is only possible, at the barest minimum, where a critical mass of the population agree—— and confidently assume there is (almost) universal agreement on commonly used labels, terms, and meaning for the events, people, occurences, definitions, etc and what-have-you—— that populate the so-called "consensus worldview" that is the world perceived by all.
When these lowlifes-in-high-clothes insist on these sort of foundational changes to the commonality there really is and can only be one reason.
They absolutely hate the current civilization and ardently desire its demise.
That, my friends, is the reason in its entirety for these outlandish (seeming to us) antics! Not guilt, nor ignorance, nor feelz, or anything else!
The simple truth is these people desire a reset and return to the pre-Dark Ages, including "jungle law"; they're thinking they'll be at the apex and will be able to "lord-it" over everyone else.
A rapist is now a “ public fornicator”
"Undocumented Copulator"
At some point criminals will just be referred to as PARTICULAR INDIVIDUALS like in the movie IDIOCRACY.
8/23/2019 01:13:00 PM
At some points, it will become, "the deceased".
I'll stick with shithead
Anonymous said...
San Franshitsco can't fall into the bay fast enough
I like it!
The correct PC term is San Franfeces. Seriously. It is commonly used in and outside the bay area.
The last 15 yrs our socal firm has had consulting contracts at San Franfeces establishments. Ten, fifteen year ago, sending an associate to the bay area was a perk. Today, we beg and thank them for their service. IT IS AS BAD AS YOU'VE HEARD AND GETTING EXPONENTIALLY WORSE.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpg7Tc0Ml4Y
Mike the Cop provides all the new terminology.
Lol
Anonymous Anonymous said...
“You can call me a criminal but don’t call me late for dinner.” ( Governor Pritzker in speedos at Malibu )
8/23/2019 07:27:00 AM
Oh Help us all get situational alzheimers for that image. I'm about to throw up.
Good, though disgusting one
Wife beater (the abuser, not the shirt) is now to be called "DIY marriage counselor"?
It seems those out in Sunny LA LA Land might march in the streets in protest over that name exchange. #metoo #youfirst
Fucking liberals...
@8/23/2019 05:10:00 PM
Onanism Street Performer.
Just don't let him ask you if you can lend a helping hand.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
You all laugh, it's already happening here. Read the language of the consent decree. Our orders will start saying stupid shit like this soon.
8/23/2019 02:22:00 PM
The only thing worse than spending time reading that garbage would be watching the show “The View”
communist party official manifesto and also obamas daddys rules for radicals. take control of the language. im old. certain things were called certain names my whole life. then one day like magic everyone is calling things by new made up names. what the fuck is a latinx? all of a sudden the mainstream media and acadamia are in one voice calling hispanics latinx. who decided this? where did this suddenly come from? why did they do this? there is a reason for everything they do. remember charley chan? oriental like the oriental theatre. then one day he was an asian. why are we changing our entire language to keep one party in power ? who voted on this? never happens slowly, this stuff happens overnite. more liberal fuckery afoot im afraid. speak at your own peril or be branded a thought criminal............your alreadt a racist just for breathing.
It’s about getting FELONS accepted to VOTE
I am going to enjoy watching San Fran and other liberal California cities implode. The liberal dictators govern from the ivory towers insulated from the mayhem on the streets while those trying to eek out a living below are overwhelmed but the hoard of drug addicted and mentally ill. The liberal dictators will pour money into low/no income housing projects (owned exclusively by their friends/donors) where a unit ends up costing more to build than the median home. The prosecutors and judges, who are either true believers, under control of the dictators or both, will let the insane and addicted serial felons free to continue their reign of terror. The liberal dictators will fiddle like Nero as disease and filth and needles take over the cities all the while the swells in their gated communities behind armed guards pat them on the back for being sooooo progressive as to turn their once great cities into slums.
LOL, nothing new here - remember some 10 years ago there was a guy who strangled crack whores on far South side? On TV they called them "women involved in high-risk lifestyle associated with drug use and prostitution."
Rapist...erroneously sexual active.
Murderer.... a life ender
Treason...... democrat
Human poo lining San Fran's streets is now called "misplaced organic fertilizer."
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