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This isn't a garbage receptacle:
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It's Lori's new and improved Policy Generator!
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
Friday, August 09, 2019
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I heard from some sources that Larry the Groot has been secretly practicing (off site) to walk on stilts so she can be seen at the Bud Biliken Sharade on Saturday
Big money in trasha
My Groot gets picked up today. It smells pretty bad.
I swear I just saw one and thought about the mayor. Haha!
This is where your CPD Pension is headed.
Groot the Grouch!
All that can needs is a sign that says “Go Away”
I don't even live in Shitcago anymore and I HATE Groot!
That is the Groot's mobile home, complete with a Groot wheel-tax sticker!
That is also the receptacle where all of Ed's plans to stop the killings wind up.
She's got the whole city in that can.
The groot is hiding in there with oscar the grouch and tickle me elmo. Being in the limelight everyday has worn her down and she needed a little quiet time.
Speaking of policy
Groot is hiring a guy as director of development who did the same job in Detroit.
What’s next hiring the captain of the Titanic to drive the Oddessy?
Funny, I expected a picture of a Porta Potty!!!
Rumor has it, she's hiding inside. Expect the lid to pop open anytime. Grab the popcorn and cameras.
It should be a rainbow color.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
That looks like the one I throw my dog shit in. Shit in ; Shit out.
Found a Airbnb along the Bud B parade route with a balcony to watch the greatest show on earth.
Reply to; Anonymous Anonymous said...
This is where your CPD Pension is headed.
8/09/2019 04:08:00 AM.
Whattya mean? That’s where it’s at. And that’ll be your new set of wheels if you’re lucky enough to retire. Groot can do a helluva lot of damage in 8 years.
One thing that I have noticed is that under Groot, the potholes are not being filled. Under the previous administration there was a web site featured that allowed citizens to request potholes be repaired by simply inputting the addresses where the craters were to be found. Usually within a two weeks, the holes would be patched.
That is no longer the case under Groot.
Those will be seldom seen once the public gets
wind they are good protection helmets from 5-G
waves. As a society, we're gonna wipe ourselves
out with innovation. Most millenials and younger
cannot pass U.S. Armed Forces physical. It's
not bad eyesight from computer games. They
are clinically obese and cannot pass drug screen.
Where they find democratic ideas on crime?
A.K.A. shit receptacle.
This isn't a garbage recepticle...That's right.
It's a Special Ed Shine Box.
Fucking brilliant idea: 100% profit using disgarded
grease-soaked pizza napkins.
Franchise opportunities available.
Can't wait to retire from this SHIT HOLE!
See those garbage trucks in the burbs ... fitting for clown Chicago mayor
Whilst overseas I have heard stories of a strange place I once knew as Chicago. Alligators swim in its lagoons and share space with the citizens in their bathtubs. Rats the size of baby goats roam free not only in the alleyways and on its crumbling streets but on the porches and walkways of the rich. Is this the same beautiful international city I visited years ago?
There are also reports of humanoid creatures as well! Savage children lay in wait to cleave the unsuspecting visitor, take their possessions and ravage the womenfolk. I knew many who lived and worked in Chicago, some good and bad but all were decent people and fairly competent. How did the city get this way and why are they scared to confront creatures who only wish to do them harm? Even the local constabulary, armed with pistols and carbine rifles seem powerless and impotent. I’ve now heard they are terrified into submission by something called “The Groot”. From the way the citizens talk this “Groot” must be seven-feet tall, all powerful and possessing a dizzying intellect. Although there are also rumors that this harpy is nothing but a hoodwink born and living among the local refuse with a lifespan of only 4 years. Were it to be so! All I can say is may the Almighty have mercy on any poor soul who travels through this awful region or lands upon its shores.
Anonymous said...
"I heard from some sources that Larry the Groot has been secretly practicing
(off site) to walk on stilts so she can be seen at the Bud Biliken Sharade
on Saturday"
8/09/2019 12:21:00 AM
Mmm-Hmm...
Yeah...
And as she's teetering around on those stilts,
some mischievous little imp from the "they jest
be clownin'" brigade of Dude Inc., flicks a Bic
at apant leg of those shiny "satin" britches and
we all get to point, laugh and then leave as Groot
totters around on those stilts cursing, crying and
screaming, "Can't NO MAN tell ME what to do!" as
the crowd yells "JUMP, YA STUPID BITCH!"
"Hee Hee!
We jest clownin'!"
>Scritch... WHOOOMPH!<
"eeeEEEE-YAAAHHH!"
>Hop! Teeter! Totter!<
...And so she goes.
S/B on King Drive...
The personified, live and in Technicolor, inverse
embodiment of her current mental condition.
Ass on fire - Hair catching...
Irony?
She blames The Police for her constituents riotously showing
HER angry, hate consumed, tragically/comedically misshapen ASS
to the rest of the world to be such a monumental failure of a
mayor in so little time.
Thus be it ever when elected officialdom deliberately opts
to pursue a wrong-headed course of actively warring against
The Police in pursuit of an agenda that pivots on the deliberate
destruction of the very ideals of Policing, public peace,
public order and public safety to bring about "change" in the
guise of "Reform and Accountability."
Cut from the same rotten-assed cloth as one Rahm al-Ghoul
who also made picking a fight with The Police one of his
first orders of business after jumping his narrow, shitty
ass off that charter from D.C. back in 2010...
Remember?
"We're gonna stick it in the Cops ear..."
The metropolitan liberal democrat progressive collectivists
have an overweening obsession with having wholly unnecessary
fights with The Police in democrat-controlled, large urban
center slave plantations like New Yuck, D.C., Newark, Baltimore,
Chicago, Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and Los Angeles.
And where these metropolitan liberal democrat progressive
collectivists have FLED the above urban beds that they have
gleefully shit-through down to the box springs?
They take up residence in places like Dallas, Houston,
Phoenix, Charlotte and many others to establish a political
foothold, promise lots of free shit, declare sanctuary cities
while gleefully shitting-through the new urban beds down to the
box springs after having fled the mess they left in the prior ones.
Nasty, persistent, pernicious, hard-to-eradicate, smugly vicious,
racist/racialist/classist political parasitism is what liberal
progressivism REALLY is...
Which goes quite a ways toward explaining the ongoing leftist
temper tantrum over the "deplorables" putting an expedited
cancellation on their fantasy of Obama's 3rd term/Shrillary's
coronation.
Oh... And slightly O/T but relevant:
During a recent gathering of old, irate lawmen,
it was posited that the militantly malignant
madame mayoress harbors much angst, irk, ire
and vexation toward FOP because of this blog...
It seems she is getting chaffed from having her
ass let out in such a public and unrestrained
manner and she is seeking, through any and every
means to have the smothering blanket of (onerous)
"conditions of continuing employment" subversion
of free speech by ginned-up administrative jackpot
of "bringing discredit to the city/department."
She counts it as "obstruction" that FOP cannot
cause the blog to cease and desist and the blog
meister(s) and contributors outed, identified,
disciplined, terminated, imprisoned and financially
ruined.
Police Like You Have No Friends.
Look.
Point & Laugh.
Leave.
Oh! She’s a cousin of Oscar the Grouch!
Now it makes sense...
A good one SCC.
General Principle said...
Whilst overseas I have heard stories of a strange place I once knew as Chicago. Alligators swim in its lagoons and share space with the citizens in their bathtubs. Rats the size of baby goats roam free not only in the alleyways and on its crumbling streets but on the porches and walkways of the rich. Is this the same beautiful international city I visited years ago?
There are also reports of humanoid creatures as well! Savage children lay in wait to cleave the unsuspecting visitor, take their possessions and ravage the womenfolk. I knew many who lived and worked in Chicago, some good and bad but all were decent people and fairly competent. How did the city get this way and why are they scared to confront creatures who only wish to do them harm? Even the local constabulary, armed with pistols and carbine rifles seem powerless and impotent. I’ve now heard they are terrified into submission by something called “The Groot”. From the way the citizens talk this “Groot” must be seven-feet tall, all powerful and possessing a dizzying intellect. Although there are also rumors that this harpy is nothing but a hoodwink born and living among the local refuse with a lifespan of only 4 years. Were it to be so! All I can say is may the Almighty have mercy on any poor soul who travels through this awful region or lands upon its shores.
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WTF? Ever since they legalized weed the posts here have gotten weirder. LOL
👀👀👀Will FOPmissue bug eye👀👀 decals to put on Groot cans
memory fails me but what was the name of the malignant dwarf that rode on the shoulders of the retarded giant in thunderdome ? he ran bartertown. reminds me of the mayor riding on eds shoulders. photoshp anybody ?
Master blaster
Anonymous Anonymous said...
memory fails me but what was the name of the malignant dwarf that rode on the shoulders of the retarded giant in thunderdome ? he ran bartertown. reminds me of the mayor riding on eds shoulders. photoshp anybody ?
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Who rules barter town???
Master Blaster
Say louder!
Master Blaster!
so it's LL in the can , pops out when necessary
new version of the closed up jack in the box
dollars for welfare , illegals and stop the violence groups
high taxes for the working men and women
crime is down form the 70's but so are all the projects , many homes and apartment buildings on the far south side , west side neighborhoods .
hood rats relocated to neighboring suburbs
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