#1 for Rats...Again
- #1 Chicago
- #2 Los Angeles
- #3 New York City
- #4 Washington, DC
- #5 San Francisco
You'd think with all the medieval diseases appearing on the left coast that LA or SanFran would take the top spot. Nope, Chicago for something like the fourth or fifth year in a row. It's a wonder we haven't seen the Plague here more often.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
69 Comments:
Thank God that there isn’t a plague!
Chicago has an proclivity for two-legged rats. Just check City Hall and Fort Fellatio.
Nope, Chicago for something like the fourth or fifth year in a row. It's a wonder we haven't seen the Plague here more often.
The Plague is here, we call it the democratic party.
Rats can make quite tasty meals for the homeless and lower classes. They provide needed protein.
I’ve resorted to just poisoning the alley myself. Just a little bit under a few garbage cans does the trick
Clean up your dog shit!!!!!!
Are we referring to our politicians, or the furry rodents? (Redundant isn’t it?)
Don’t kill a rat 🐀... or lay poison out for them god forbid, COPA will come after u faster than u know what
The RATS in LA and SF are considered pets, where the RATS in Chitcago are considered politicians/aldercretures and Union Leaders.
Funny how Chicago ranks ahead of NYC when NYC actually piles garbage bags on the streets at night b/c they have NO alleys. What’s Chicago’s excuse? After I leave my office downtown, there’s a small grassy area I walk through and I always see rats running across the sidewalk in front of me at dusk. Just a couple of blocks from the train station. Unbelievable! I can see how rats are in alleys but now they are everywhere in the open!
We already have a pretty nasty plague here:
Democrats
Rats don't want to cut in on their action or they know they'll be whacked
I have a rental property on the westside and those things are as big as cats. Chicken wing leftovers and grease, it's like a Vegas buffet for them.
2 or 4 legged? Shittcago is #1 for all species of rats.
13th Ward is loaded with RATS from 58th Street south and west of Airport.
Saw a documentary on Netflix about rats... rats will swim the English Channel just to be an asshole. Rats are that persistent
funny ~ all democRATic cities!
Look at the RATS running this shithole city.
Just look at the city hall RATS that are changing this shithole into a third world country.
The parking lot of the old 018 was like a scene from the movie "Willard". You had to fight them off with your club to get to the back door of the StopnDrink. Then keep your feet off the floor. Good times.
And all democratic run cities run by rats So they actually they have the rats.
The only increase in population in this city is the rats. Nicely done Chicago, nicely done.
Not a big fan of rodents,but I see the vermin as the least of our problems.they are like bangers,one gets killed off,and two take his place.
"It's a wonder we haven't seen the Plague here more often."
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But we have for at least 50 years, the Democratic party....
I remember how everyone lambasted Ozzie Guillen when he said that there were rats at Wrigley Field.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Chicago is full of rats, there all in city hall!!!!
Wait until some Madigan indictments come down, then were talking rats.
I hope they included all the political rats too!
We are #1 for murders, crooked politicians, unbalanced budgets, bad quarterbacks, bad bond rating, shortest mayor, busiest airport, and bad sports teams. We do however have the best pizza and beef sammiches on this planet. We also have the finest police department in this country, stay safe everyone.
U got bit by a rat in nam, it was 16shots in the gut and a couple of boosters after that.
Funny. The top 3 were always known as hubs for
organized crime.
Center cut rib pork chops.
It's the stockyards, you fool.
They still have the "stockyard gene."
Are you sure, SCC, that they are talking about the four legged kind?
Hell, I just assumed it was correct for the two legged kind......I know we are #1 there for sure!
For an office park city, D.C. sure places high on that list
Look next to the on-ramp at Roosevelt heading North and tell us the plague isn’t already here. It is here!
The aromatic smell of farts is enough to keep them
around D.C. Tourists feed them out of sympathy.
Two legged or four? Ahh... we win both anyway.
Are they counting the 50 AlderCreatures?
Nice and the one thing in common is....is... all run by Democrats for many many years
If they rated by size of rats, Washington DC would be #1.
Of course. Chicago has been ruled by democRATS for generations.
Have a Rat Catching Contest 1000 Rats in 24 Hours in Lincoln Park.
With all the resources the Feds are throwing at our politicians I’m thinking we’ve got to rank near the top for two legged rats as well.
where does Chicago stand in the ranking for the two legged rats that run the city and cook county?
Are they referring to the rodents or the politicians?
So, is that including Chicago being number one in rats who serve as aldercreatures?
What ever happened to dropping dry ice in their holes to kill them? Must have been another political stunt
The historic 160 Day Mare’ Luring LightLoafer (ever wonder what a shaved squirrel looks like?) is now considering giving rodents voting rights and equal access to city services and programs.
#RodentPride.
On another note, yesterday I seen a video on the Zenith of lab rats trained to drive little electric cars to get to a snack bin containing Froot Loops. Now if only they could train SpecialEd not to slump behind a wheel it would really be some groundbreaking science.
Watch here: https://youtu.be/Wu1tsmlkMDo
yay!!! were number 1
this is a win right???
and the commissioner of rodent control makes 135k a year
WHAT A JOKE!!!!
Actually as it's a sanctuary city they are welcome. The dems say plant a microchip in them and get them on the voting rolls. Yet another chance at corruption. Larry says, so you see our population is indeed increasing not decreasing. This is the only way Larry LBQXYZ will be elected to another term.
When the hoodlums invade a neighborhood, the first thing they do is throw trash everywhere, empty the garbage cans and leave the tops off to encourage more rats. Check with 311 for calls for baiting, anywhere you see an increase in requests for baits for rats is an area the hoodlums from North Lawndale have now invaded and are demanding money and cars from residents. The Pete's Fresh Mart on Madison and Western has been hard hit by the hoodlums who shoplift and vandalize their stores too. They now have armed security.
Look no further than City Hall to see the rat infestation. Whole building filled with two legged rats. Most sleeping the day away. Those few actually doing any work have bad attitude problems. Mandatory anger management classes a good idea for all the city hall rat workers.
The rats already have voting rights. They are called Chicago Democrats.
Da Kommish
Just hire a pest company.
(Notice none were mentioned here in the name of fairness)
That's not fair! Did they count all the rats picketing downtown? It just are public school teachers. I guess if it looks like rat, runs like rat, and it's a democrat socialist rat, then you counted as a RAT! Don't forget to count the Aldermans that's a class of rodent all by itself.
Chicago is full of rats,and a sanctuary city, their all at city hall called the DemocRATS!
IsThrowing bags of Mc Donald’s waste from a moving car...a ghetto Olympics event?
Make Rats Great Again
Chicago can not be a good #1, always a bad #1. 🐀 💨💩
McShooter needs to be armed with hollow point BBs
so he can stock the rat redemption centers drop boxes.
He's like a heart surgeon. He'll need a tact team to
retrieve the pelts and tag them. Then we will have a
rodent demographer do a statistical study on the kills
from each neighborhood. Anybody taking the law into
their own hands will meet the full force of prosecution.
There will be no bail for renegade rat shooters. Don't
even think about poison. Post mortems will be performed
in any suspicious rodent death.
If only Eddie the Rat was as smart as the rat driving the little car to find Fruit Loops. This is a longer video of that research, too bad someone can't add a cap and hat and it would look just like our hero. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ9rrQajzAQ
What ever happened to dropping dry ice in their holes to kill them? Must have been another political stunt
10/26/2019 11:52:00 AM
The libtards decided it was inhumane to use dry ice even though it was most effective. And I agree with another poster pick up your dog shit
I hired a pest control company two years ago after mowing my lawn and buzzing a huge one in half.
What's the cause?
Abandoned buildings and new construction. People not picking up dog crap and being slobs in general. Ripping off lids on garbage cans to throw pile more garbage.
You can actually smell them if you walk down Cermak Road between Western and Damen.
Thanks Danny.Thanks Byron.
Lars Pilsen
Two legged or four legged?
Put a tail and some rat ears on Groot and let her go under cover. "Groot, Rodentologist". Perhaps a new reality TV show after her political career dies. At the very least she could sign up some new democratic voters.
Its impossible to tally all the rats in Chicago.
Number one for rats and according to Allied Van Lines number 5 for people whose income is above 150K leaving city. State is Number 2 for same criteria. Lots of real money leaving state and more to come once all the new taxes take hold. People with these incomes have options and are not stupid to keep paying the ever raising taxes.
There's no source for that supposed list, and no explanation of what the rankings mean.
Number of rats per square mile? It seems unlikely that the three largest cities in America are the top three.
Total number of rats? That would make more sense, but then how is San Francisco on the list, when it is far smaller than the Big 3?
What cities are considered for the list? Is East St. Louis eligible? Or Texarkana?
Also, what is the number for each city? What's the actual difference between #1, #2, #3, and the rest of the list?
Just A Civilian (who doesn't trust numbers without susbstantiation)
1. construction/demolition
2. vacant/abandoned properties and lots
3. substandard city services
4. lack of enforcement by streets/sanitation especially of food businesses that leave garbage open
5. ppl don't care - garbage everywhere, trash containers wide open
6. old/decaying infrastructure (anyplace you see sidewalk/street buckling or cracked you're probably less than 25 feet from hundreds/thousands of rats)
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