Monday, October 14, 2019

LAZ Assholes

Nothing like generating more useless paperwork, keeping cops off the street:
  • LAZ has no respect for CPD. Wrote tickets on uc cars working marathon even after I politely spoke with her and asked not to write them. I even pointed out the placards. Total disregard. She couldn't write fast enough and refused to wait for our bosses to contact her bosses.
Leaving aside the fact that the Department probably shouldn't be burning undercover cars at a public event like the Marathon, the orders clearly stated that anyone utilizing an issued placard could park off route as on-duty police. But because LAZ has a quota and no actual sense, they write the ticket and run away.

How about locking them up for jaywalking?

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115 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I give up?
LAZ?

10/14/2019 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"....the orders clearly stated that anyone utilizing an issued placard could park off route as on-duty police..."
Let me guess---the cars with placards were blocking hydrants, bus stops, driveways, crosswalks....

10/14/2019 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take the plates off next time and cover the VIN with the placard.

10/14/2019 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the placard was being used in the manner it was supposed to be, this is a non issue as the matter would be quickly resolved by some desk dolly after the officers justified their reasoning for parking illegally to their supervisor. But that wasn't the case here. Some entitled dumb shit from some unit decided to burn a UC car and park illegally without any justification. Fuck LAZ, but this has "copper with his head up his ass" written all over it.

10/14/2019 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about detaining the LAZ agent for the purpose of an investigation, which would determine, upon CPD Supervisor disseminating to that LAZ agent that the undercover vehicle belongs to a undercover CPD officer working in his/her official capacity for the Chicago Marathon?

If the LAZ agent unlawfully tickets the vehicle place him/her into custody for obstructing a police officer while in the performance of their official, lawful, and legitimate police duty? Inventory the tickets and the LAZ agents ticket book and write the case and arrest report!

10/14/2019 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EXACT SAME INCIDENT that happened Years ago with OEMC Traffic Aides Orchestrated By Supt Naureen Cooney of Traffic Ops with her Prejudice TMA Girls , And they Locked Up the Traffic Aide For Jaywalking too LMAO , Gave her a Blue Light Special LMAO , And we found out later on it was all because these Ghetto Female Traffic Aides ( SECOND CHANCE OFFENDERS ) they Hired for the Shit Hole just had it in for Cops , Trying anything to get Cops in trouble ,Even The Superintendents in on it , Instead of being decent and working with Cops , That OEMC Traffic Aide Dept is one Big Piece of SHIT - that should of been dis-banded Years ago. And Why on Earth is there STILL 4 Superintendents in one City Traffic OEMC Dept . Major Waste of Money at it best , and they talk about making cuts and saving Money , The 4 Useless Superintendents are still there , under the Corrupt leadership of Rich Guidice , ONLY IN CHICAGO

10/14/2019 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LAZ??

10/14/2019 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly who cares. This originated from a big mouth female inside house mouse with a take home car on Facebook. Too bad for her.

10/14/2019 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those LAZ cows are always littering, ANOV is over due.

10/14/2019 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Return the favor 10 fold... Anything they do, write it up...

10/14/2019 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The headline should be idiot CPD bosses allow under cover cars to get potentially burned leaving officers at risk.

10/14/2019 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are truly police batters at LAZ. They go out of their way to ticket police cars.

10/14/2019 04:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LAZ Parking brought to you by shanks and volpe. They both should be jailed for incompetence.

No mayor should be allowed to lease or rent out a city asset for longer than their then current term in office without a referendum nor outright sell a city asset without a referendum.

10/14/2019 04:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add it to the pile of reasons why normal people are leaving this sh*thole. Corruption so thick you can taste it.

10/14/2019 04:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, i was detailed to 018, i took bus to my corner 4 miles away.

10/14/2019 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LAZ employees = connected hood rats.

10/14/2019 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are complete assholes and do have a quota....I always make sure I look out for them and write them but they are always on bicycles or get dropped off in groups. So, we will have to start watching them and make sure they adhere to ALL bicycle rules...cant wait for them to ride on the sidewalk, etc etc..here comes the anov. There have been times I've seen them start writing residents even before the restricted time starts just to get the number. They are nothing but a bunch of frauds.

10/14/2019 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Had one of them write my marked squad a ticket for legally parking but not paying the meter. Then had the balls to say that I was required to pay the meter because I was not parking during an emergency aka "your emergency lights were not on"

10/14/2019 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put an official complaint on her...their number is on the ticket and take the ticket to their boss and tell them how they UNLAWFULLY wrote a ticket and that person should be responsible for paying for it.

10/14/2019 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no “jaywalking” ordinance inChicago.

10/14/2019 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another reason I hate this City.

10/14/2019 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They also drive. So if pulled over go ahead and ticket them. If you catch them jaywalking stop them and ether issue a ticket or ask them why they jaywalked for about a half hour.

10/14/2019 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know that fkn Obama started the war on the Police and it just keeps expanding !!

You have all the power start using it,at what point do you take back the street's ?

Follow the law and Fuck them all !!

Old man, sick of POLICE BEING ABUSED..

10/14/2019 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They also write illegal tickets in the south loop to handicapped parkers. No help from alderscum King.

10/14/2019 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the job is dead

10/14/2019 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT Such bullshit on wgn this morning. The interview with Jesse Sharkey was the worst I've seen. Where do they get this bullshit that police and fire get assistance with housing as if every first responder is living in a discounted living situation. Hardly anyone has taken advantage of the stupid neighbor nextdoor program because you'd have to move your family next to offenders of all types AND in a neighborhood that resembles the aftermath of a war zone. If I'm not mistaken there is a program that includes educators that the government promoted. But, hey...if the teachers want to finally move into the city and live next to the local bangers by all means...let them have it. Because police and fire don't want that long term responsibility and increased danger to their families. Also good luck to to the teachers using their 25 percent increase, they'll need it after they fix up their abando next to the vacant lot courtesy of the good neighbor program. The extra can go toward barbed wire, electric fencing and security guards. Don't call the police or fire.

10/14/2019 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This originated from a big mouth female inside house mouse with a take home car on Facebook
On Facebook, Dept should publicly justify Why they have a take home car and she should lose inside spot for her nonsense

10/14/2019 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For clarification, this wasn't just happening to UC cars. And no the cars were not blocking hydrants. They were parked off the runner's route on a closed street from what I saw. It also was happening to P.O.'s assigned to the marathon who were told to driver their Personal Car to their designated intersection.

10/14/2019 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about locking them up for jaywalking?
Labels: we got nothing

A few years back I chased a one legged LAZ guy but he got away, I knew then it was time for me to retire...

10/14/2019 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was Kevin Ryans old Dolly. Dumb as a box of rocks.

10/14/2019 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


MONTERREY SECURITY
2232 S Blue Island Ave, Chicago, IL 60608

they have flashy pretend squad cars parked illegally all over the city.
AND THEY HAVE THE LAZ contract.

They LORI problem anyways send them to ferguson and tell him we park squad cars with secret police symbols all over the city!

10/14/2019 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the UC's for the Marathon were told to secure legal parking for UC cars and placards were not to be used. Car poling was highly recommended. So, this UC not only outed a UC car but also their own UC identity to non-police by identifying themselves as the police looking for parking courtesy. Way to go someone needs to look up the definition of covert and go bask to patrol if they want everyone to know they are the police. No marked cars were ticketed.

10/14/2019 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why dont they write tickets around churchs doubled park on sunday

10/14/2019 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lock up the LAZ Agent as appropriate for violation(s) observed. They're just F*cking with Police. If they want to play hard ball then let's get our mitts, spikes and playball.

As for the obscene number of clout jobs at OEMC its all about favoritism, corruptive practices and waste fraud and abuse. Groot knows of these clout jobs but keeps them in place. She just keeps showin' her ass to us again. She is no more a Reformer than Tiny Dancer.

Groot is not trustworthy.

10/14/2019 09:27:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

They bring in the money. No one will mess with them.

10/14/2019 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always wondered how you can legally sell rights to parking spots on a city street. Some group of citizens should file a class action suit and challenge LAZ tickets.

10/14/2019 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are these the dorks that wear the fake police uniforms ? With the look a like badges? I remember the ole meter maids with their m&m bags on top of the dashboards. Yeah, they have no “ filter” when writing tickets. Never saw them on the west side .. hmmmm?

10/14/2019 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They’ve always been assholes.
When the new 009 opened there’s a short stretch of 32nd St. that’s marked with signs “Police Vehicles Only”
There were several Tac cars parked there and one of the ignorant Laz, or Dept of Rev assholes came along to write them tickets. It wasn’t until the Tac Lt came out and chased her away that she left.

10/14/2019 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rich Guidice is as corrupt as they come but his daddy was sure he is taken care of how else does a high school level education allow you to become executive director of the OEMC because he is good friends with Lightfoot

10/14/2019 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ShortShanks sold the public rights to the street.
There was once a time when parking anywhere on a Sunday was free through out the city.
LAZ preplanned the ticket assault on the marathon route. They always do.

No doubt LAZ has their quotas and of course its written in their ShortShams Contract that they be compensated for any street closures that affects ticket writing revenues including water main breaks, repaving, unplowed streets, HBT’s and even fundraising turkey trots any and all that have metered spaces. LAZ was allowed to increase not only the fines but the hours of operation.
Doesn't matter if these were metered spaces or violations of signs, LAZ still has the authority to write ANY parking violation, like CTA and S/S Ward Supv.

Let not your wallet be troubled.
Inspector Joe says NO COURTESY PARKING.
Seem Dept of Revenue could have addressed this beforehand for the special “world class - global city” event, but Rahm wasn’t going to mess with that LAZ Contract and don’t expect LightLoafer to come to the aid of the Poe-Poe either.

There’s a good chance the citations could be non-suited, no promise, but a jag off is still a jag off.
Non sworn City employees are still subject to professionalism and decorum.
Make your case with the DOR and IG, don’t personally bother the lowly LAZ knucklehead.
I know of someone who tried and lost (SPAR=$) years ago.

21st Century Fundamental Transformation Doctrine say the police will always Act Stupidly™️ and it’s only a matter of time until the COPA will step in.

Of course, one could just not pay and wait for a Larri LightLoafer communitay amnesty propgram.

10/14/2019 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired Sgt. here, one of the joys of my career was when LAZ ticketed cars at a funeral in the old 012 district. Five of these idiots pulled up in a city van and started writing. I explained nicely numerous times to please stop, but they just ignored me. Oh, I forgot to mention they parked their van on a fire hydrant and I had it towed. Nice visit to their offices later in the day as requested, and guess what, powers that be decided they had to pay for van in auto pond.

10/14/2019 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
LAZ Parking brought to you by shanks and volpe. They both should be jailed for incompetence.

No mayor should be allowed to lease or rent out a city asset for longer than their then current term in office without a referendum nor outright sell a city asset without a referendum.

10/14/2019 04:34:00 AM


Maybe we should elect a Trumplike mayor that has some stones, who would void the contracts and reclaim "our" city assets. As his next act, this mayor would be going after shortshanks criminally.

10/14/2019 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like we have to protect “the constitutional rights” of the teachers striking for better working conditions. Must be nice to have the ability to strike for better working conditions.

10/14/2019 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I give up?
LAZ?

10/14/2019 12:12:00 AM

http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Laz

10/14/2019 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous together we can whore said...

I gifted a LAZ meter matron $5 to write parkers out of my ticket book yesterday. Now I can sign up for VRI.

10/14/2019 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Honestly who cares. This originated from a big mouth female inside house mouse with a take home car on Facebook. Too bad for her.

10/14/2019 12:47:00 AM

Exactly. There was a meeting at sox park, they specifically made mention of not burning coverts with placards, they specifically made mention to secure legal parking.....I don’t see a problem with what happened here, the only problem is the loud mouth can’t follow simple instructions.

10/14/2019 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:Unarmed 3 year old person/baby of color shot in the head shot at 3 o'clock in the morning while in car with momma. Should I prepare for days off canceled due to protests demanding "justice" and "accountability"?!?!

10/14/2019 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it just me or does the shooter from the 5 homicides in 016 look like a deranged Captain Kangaroo?

10/14/2019 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember just what LAS is! It is the company that bribed Mayor Daley in exchange for him giving them the city's meters for one billion dollars. Even his own crooked Inspector General said the honest price for the deal should have been 3 billion. And to this day, Daley has 18th Dst. lackeys at his disposal 24/7.

10/14/2019 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if the coppers working the Boston marathon during the bombing came back to their squad cars with tickets on them. You know, as a big thank you for what they did. Every day I’m reinvigorated by the love and support this city shows. Goofs.

10/14/2019 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 4 Useless Superintendents are still there , under the Corrupt leadership of Rich Guidice , ONLY IN CHICAGO

10/14/2019 12:32:00 AM

I do not know about the other things you mentioned, but I do know Guidice is a good guy. He was never the police, but he is reasonable, rational, personable and is not a hater, all unlike many others in city government.

10/14/2019 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous let this city burn said...

What is LAZ???. First rule of journalism is dont expect the reader to know what obscure abbreviations are

10/14/2019 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


How about detaining the LAZ agent for the purpose of an investigation, which would determine, upon CPD Supervisor disseminating to that LAZ agent that the undercover vehicle belongs to a undercover CPD officer working in his/her official capacity for the Chicago Marathon?

If the LAZ agent unlawfully tickets the vehicle place him/her into custody for obstructing a police officer while in the performance of their official, lawful, and legitimate police duty? Inventory the tickets and the LAZ agents ticket book and write the case and arrest report!


How can you arrest someone for obstructing a police officer for writing a ticket. How or why would an “undercover” police vehicle have a placard in the window. Appears to be an unmarked car parked by a house mouse
Would an undercover narcotics officer making a buy park his undercover car at the meet and place a placard in the window. Makes no sense

10/14/2019 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
The headline should be idiot CPD bosses allow under cover cars to get potentially burned leaving officers at risk.

10/14/2019 01:53:00 AM

Why blame the bosses? No actual undercover officer would place a placard in his undercover car.

10/14/2019 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about those TMA’s fucking up traffic around soldier field , they are totally useless and supervised by noneother than little tommy Byrne Son



10/14/2019 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep all that in mind when those idiots are getting their asses kicked and are screaming 10-1 into their radio. They can call 311.

10/14/2019 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about detaining the LAZ agent for the purpose of an investigation, which would determine, upon CPD Supervisor disseminating to that LAZ agent that the undercover vehicle belongs to a undercover CPD officer working in his/her official capacity for the Chicago Marathon?

If the LAZ agent unlawfully tickets the vehicle place him/her into custody for obstructing a police officer while in the performance of their official, lawful, and legitimate police duty? Inventory the tickets and the LAZ agents ticket book and write the case and arrest report!

What crime do you suspect them of committing in order to detain them? Writing a parked vehicle a ticket ain’t interfering or obstructing. Writing tickets isn’t a crime either, it’s their job.
Lock them up?! They’ll walk out that station RWOC, with a big smile on their face and Lovie and Lovie will make sure LAZ is properly compensated. Half the compensation from the city and half from YOU. I suggest you drop the working police attitude. The vehicle these assholes ticket belong to the city. Let the city pay or your SUPERVISORS work it out after the marathon.

10/14/2019 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coppers were specifically told NOT to use the placard on covert cars, to carpool and find legal parking. They were supposed to be on site HOURS before the start, to assist in parking and secure the area. And not issued the placards to prevent temptation and not burn the cars. Heard it myself at the covert asset briefing, and at the supervisor briefing. Twice. So this means they were LATE to their post, and swiped a parking card or made a color copy out of laziness. Likely cut of the same cloth of those sitting inside Wrigley Field during the whole World Series watching the game instead of on the perimeter making sure our asses were covered, then complained they didn’t have a seat or posted on social media. If you only knew the Entitled assholes we worked with.

Serves you right, now pay your ticket. Quit embarrassing us all in the bureau and blaming it on someone else. Not to mention your small minded attitude makes it dangerous for ALL of us.

10/14/2019 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shitheads

10/14/2019 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about detaining the LAZ agent for the purpose of an investigation, which would determine, upon CPD Supervisor disseminating to that LAZ agent that the undercover vehicle belongs to a undercover CPD officer working in his/her official capacity for the Chicago Marathon?

If the LAZ agent unlawfully tickets the vehicle place him/her into custody for obstructing a police officer while in the performance of their official, lawful, and legitimate police duty? Inventory the tickets and the LAZ agents ticket book and write the case and arrest report!

10/14/2019 12:25:00 AM

Please tell me you’re kidding? Please. You’re going to “detain” a traffic aide for writing a Parker? That’ll go over really well. What are u going to do if she begins to resist and walks away. You going to use force to detain her then? Maybe taser her. This will not go well and has lawsuit written all over it. Don’t anybody listen to this advice. Very bad idea. Let the supervisors handle it.

10/14/2019 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What ever happened to the yellow M&M bag in the window, like back in the day.

10/14/2019 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is probably some coward incompetent hack's marching orders in response to that idiot IG joe Fergusons report on police vehicles parked with placards....what a shithole

10/14/2019 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember when we (unit), came out of the Kraft Building and parking was very difficult 2 find a spot, so Traffic Division let us double park until we got out of roll call, well somebody fucked that up and the Meter Maids were told 2 write everybody, this made enemy's out of every one who had a ticket book, if u had the right sticker's u got a pass but that ended, only to find out the meter maids would place a bag of M&M's(meter maids) under there sticker on dash board 2 park illegal knowing that there partners would not write them,well a 3-wheeler
broke there code and everyone of them got hammered, eventually peace was restored, the good old day's?

10/14/2019 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put the screws to them...

10/14/2019 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


....If the LAZ agent unlawfully tickets the vehicle place him/her into custody for obstructing a police officer while in the performance of their official, lawful, and legitimate police duty? Inventory the tickets and the LAZ agents ticket book and write the case and arrest report!

10/14/2019 12:25:00 AM

So an unlawful citation warrants a physical arrest for obstruction? Can you articulate the lawful act of a police officer that was obstructed and how issuance of the citation obstructed that act. Also can you also articulate why the administrative procedures for improper citations were inadequate in this instance? The judge and jury want to hear that explanation at 219 S. Dearborn.

10/14/2019 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LAZ peeps prolly got some kinda quota.

10/14/2019 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City pay City which really means by way of corrupt official who takes cut from LAZ services directly or indirectly.

Chicago = Corruption

10/14/2019 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

amazinbg the fop news letter always acknowledges st paddys day but never columbus day holiday

10/14/2019 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have to hire shitty people like that.

10/14/2019 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch them drive their car and wait for a traffic violation and then write them a ticket.

10/14/2019 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about detaining the LAZ agent for the purpose of an investigation, which would determine, upon CPD Supervisor disseminating to that LAZ agent that the undercover vehicle belongs to a undercover CPD officer working in his/her official capacity for the Chicago Marathon?

If the LAZ agent unlawfully tickets the vehicle place him/her into custody for obstructing a police officer while in the performance of their official, lawful, and legitimate police duty? Inventory the tickets and the LAZ agents ticket book and write the case and arrest report!

—————-

JFC, are you serious????

Do you honestly think this is a reasonable course of action or are you just begging to be sued...and lose???

10/14/2019 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daley should be rotting in prison for that parking deal. What a scumbag.

10/14/2019 04:32:00 PM  
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10/14/2019 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol...this female parked in on a meter.....there was a meeting at Sox Park that all of the cancelled tact teams and ocd was at....they were told to not burn the cars...and told to secure legal parking...they will get written...so it’s her own damn fault.

10/14/2019 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you know anything bout covert vehicles....you can not use those cards on coverts....otherwise you can use for your prsnl car to.....

I'm sure you were told that....and told not to bring your covert and carpool...

pay the ticket.....

10/14/2019 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://nypost.com/2019/10/14/nyu-nonprofit-bailed-out-chinatown-killer-after-he-attacked-a-court-officer/

This sounds familiar, a New York SJW group continues to bail out violent offender, and then he lands up killing people in New York. This should be a HUGE story, but covered up by the liberal media. Sounds like what they do here in Illinois, with Northwestern Law School. This is huge. But everyone looks away, thanks to liberal politicians and voters, the homeless defenseless people killed this month are the victims to this mad man the SJW warriors are responsible for. No accountability Of course not...... Sad.

10/14/2019 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

amazinbg the fop news letter always acknowledges st paddys day but never columbus day holiday

10/14/2019 03:42:00 PM

Really ? Please shut up, you sound stupid. Oh by the way, happy Pulaski Day

10/14/2019 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LAZ is the parking meter operator the city leased the parking meter operation to. By any reasonable account the city got a pretty good deal out of it long term, even though on the face of it the deal looks kind of skewed. The city just was unable to run the parking meters effectively.

it is kind of like the Skyway deal. The city just did not have the money to make the Skyway work so bringing in a private operator to do it made sense. Its another deal that looks like the city allowed itself to be screwed but the bottom line is the Skyway was falling apart because the city could not afford to fix it and a judge was ordering tolls be raised to pay off the bonds. Raising the tolls for a road that was rapidly becoming all but unusable was not something that would have been in the city's best interest.

Keep in mind that both of these deals resulted in fewer people that the city has to pay pensions to down the road.

10/14/2019 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT:Unarmed 3 year old person/baby of color shot in the head shot at 3 o'clock in the morning while in car with momma. Should I prepare for days off canceled due to protests demanding "justice" and "accountability"?!?!

10/14/2019 11:00:00 AM
Asswipe , corrupt Chicago media, tv stations blame shootings on gun violence, not the assholes doing the shootings

10/14/2019 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Greenfruitfield put them up to it. Feels we should all ride our bikes to work, body armor and everything.

10/14/2019 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your personal car is not a uc vehicle, if it was an actual if vehicle as previous post state, why would u identify it as being a police vehicle thereby in violation of the order. Yea fight the ticket and take a rule violation.

10/14/2019 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We were told to carpool, find legal parking and not burn cars, like three times. Then my sgt said it again. Idiot.

10/14/2019 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about detaining the LAZ agent for the purpose of an investigation, which would determine, upon CPD Supervisor disseminating to that LAZ agent that the undercover vehicle belongs to a undercover CPD officer working in his/her official capacity for the Chicago Marathon?

If the LAZ agent unlawfully tickets the vehicle place him/her into custody for obstructing a police officer while in the performance of their official, lawful, and legitimate police duty? Inventory the tickets and the LAZ agents ticket book and write the case and arrest report!

—————-

JFC, are you serious????

Do you honestly think this is a reasonable course of action or are you just begging to be sued...and lose???


10/14/2019 04:18:00 PM

——————
I see his point, and he is right. If you tell LAZy that you are police working undercover, then he is obstructing.

10/14/2019 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does a parker burn a covert if there's a placard on the window. Sure it's a pain in the ass but just have it non suited.

10/14/2019 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about detaining the LAZ agent for the purpose of an investigation, which would determine, upon CPD Supervisor disseminating to that LAZ agent that the undercover vehicle belongs to a undercover CPD officer working in his/her official capacity for the Chicago Marathon?

If the LAZ agent unlawfully tickets the vehicle place him/her into custody for obstructing a police officer while in the performance of their official, lawful, and legitimate police duty? Inventory the tickets and the LAZ agents ticket book and write the case and arrest report!

10/14/2019 12:25:00 AM

You're obviously a troll. Go away.

10/14/2019 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it ain't one thing it's another thing. Can't wait to retire fast enough!

10/14/2019 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should be given no courtesy whatsoever and shown no mercy.

10/14/2019 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see his point, and he is right. If you tell LAZy that you are police working undercover, then he is obstructing.

10/14/2019 07:11:00 PM

You're kidding. Please, I hope you are kidding.

10/14/2019 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JFC, are you serious????

Do you honestly think this is a reasonable course of action or are you just begging to be sued...and lose???


10/14/2019 04:18:00 PM

——————
I see his point, and he is right. If you tell LAZy that you are police working undercover, then he is obstructing

Don’t think so. So all I have to do is park illegally and say I’m undercover and I won’t get a ticket. Obstructing, you are dreaming

10/14/2019 10:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


retired suburban cop here. Had a large hospital on the south side of the city in our town. Had an old timer there that was just "parking enforcement". Sold his business cards to hospital employees and they left them in dashboards of cars. Was assigned to that post one afternoon. He warned me not to write any cars with his business card in the window. I think I wrote everyone of them. What could he say to me? Adjuticator ruled everyone illegal and they had to pay fine. He had lot of explaining to do to a bunch of people.

10/14/2019 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Your personal car is not a uc vehicle, if it was an actual if vehicle as previous post state, why would u identify it as being a police vehicle thereby in violation of the order. Yea fight the ticket and take a rule violation.

Actually an unmarked car isn’t an undercover car. I’m betting there were many unmarked cars driven to the marathon by uniformed officers who were working the detail

10/14/2019 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago one of these LAZ employee s was jaywalking, almost caused an accident. I went to stop her, she gave me attitude. I spoke with the supervisor, nothing came of it. But I will write them kn the future if I see them jaywalking.

10/14/2019 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LAZ is the parking meter operator the city leased the parking meter operation to. By any reasonable account the city got a pretty good deal out of it long term, even though on the face of it the deal looks kind of skewed. The city just was unable to run the parking meters effectively.

10/14/2019 05:46:00 PM

The city got a pretty good deal out of it long term? You are the only one who believes that is true. The city taxpayers took a hosing.

10/14/2019 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LAZ-holes

10/15/2019 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why isn’t there simply a preprinted “To/From” where a Officer can fill out car, date time location etc and have ticket non suited. Period. Last time I check out a CPD vehicle no one handed me a roll of quarters for the meter. Better yet dispose of the ticket in the trash and allow adept of Revenue to boot said CPD vehicle. That pic would be priceless. Someone with some skills needs to create that image.

10/15/2019 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to kick LAZ out of Chicago!

10/15/2019 02:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How about those TMA’s fucking up traffic around soldier field , they are totally useless and supervised by noneother than little tommy Byrne Son



10/14/2019 12:14:00 PM



***OMG...TMA's are a total waste of time and money!!! They ALWAYS fuck up traffic for every Cubs game and they never do what they are supposed to do....most are off on the sidelines just bullshitting with each other. Then, back in the days when we were doing traffic, there was 1 cop at a huge intersections. fuck, these people have 5 everyday standing at Clark/Sheffield...5??? for that little intersection, which by the way, is closed going north. Get rid of them and save money.

10/15/2019 03:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you can afford it, then don't work the O.T. event. Enjoy your time off. You can then read about it.

10/15/2019 03:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it amusing that a private company is issuing citations to a police/municipal vehicle

10/15/2019 04:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
They also drive. So if pulled over go ahead and ticket them. If you catch them jaywalking stop them and ether issue a ticket or ask them why they jaywalked for about a half hour.

10/14/2019 07:01:00 AM

They do drive, but it doesn’t mean they SHOULD be driving. They come through the court in droves for 6-303’s. Nice long criminal histories too.

10/15/2019 04:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
why dont they write tickets around churchs doubled park on sunday

10/14/2019 09:23:00 AM


Because Half the Management staff is Black or Hispanic.

Management over at Finance loves to ticket the white Churches and the Temples and the Mosques.


Just not the South and West Side churches.

10/15/2019 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like a clouted unit problem.

TAKE HOME cars with tick BOO HOO.
cant even take a car out to go to an active crime scene.

10/15/2019 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laz pulls out of a spot on Root Street west of Halsted. If you’re in the area or work in 009 stop by and put a couple of Parkers on some cars .

10/15/2019 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You get a ticket. You get a ticket. You get a ticket. Everyone gets a ticket!

10/15/2019 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
If it ain't one thing it's another thing. Can't wait to retire fast enough!

10/14/2019 08:44:00 PM

You’re right, if you think that the UC car being burned by a placard and an entitled house mouse isn’t a problem and you think that sense of entitlement allows us to talk shit about some schlep doing his job....you’re right you can’t leave fast enough.

10/15/2019 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A friend of mine, in 018 had the same situation happen with a civilian ticket writer. He ended locking up her supervisor, who then sued and collected. Shaky captain in 018 released her without being charged after he got the phone call. No one gets a cherry job like that without some juice. JUST REMEMBER THESE ASSHOLES WHEN THEY CALL FOR ASSISTANCE! Don't break your neck trying to get there in a hurry. If someone has reason to sign a complaint against the ticket writer, let them sign and take appropriate action. NO BREAKS, these people aren't your friends!

10/15/2019 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They exist for two reasons, city hall realized they are a bunch of imbeciles but vote demo-rat and can’t survive in the free market because they lack common skills to offer an employer so the city created the job. 2nd, because they are a bunch of malcontents, social misfits, they will act accordingly and write EVERYONE thus the job is just a facade to redistribute wealth from well behaved civilized neighborhoods. I never seen a LAZ personal stroll through 007, 011, or 015 to write a citations but always see them in droves walking Lincoln Park and Downtown.

10/15/2019 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember, not Laz, MORGAN STANLEY. Morgan Stanley owns the parking spaces.

10/15/2019 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's get them all yeah team! All of this because 1 moron took a covert car with passenger plates parked and got ticketed! Look at my placard how many do we see on vehicles that people/folks print up? There is always more to the story did this crying copper try the "I'm better than you," routine? did the copper call for his supervisor and a supervisor from the parking company? Of course not the entitled copper jumped on their facebook page and cried letting the public who many detest us giving them another reason to not be in favor of coppers!

10/15/2019 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
LAZ is the parking meter operator the city leased the parking meter operation to. By any reasonable account the city got a pretty good deal out of it long term, even though on the face of it the deal looks kind of skewed. The city just was unable to run the parking meters effectively.

You have no idea what you are talking about. City bent over on that one. More meters, more enforcement and yearly increases in parking rates. It’s like selling the chicken and losing a lifetime of eggs
Rahm wanted to get out of it, but couldn’t come up with over a billion dollars to break the contract

10/15/2019 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No respect for law enforcement. So sad !

10/15/2019 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ 1022 mp plates mean it's a police vehicle marked or unmarked. UC cars don't have mp plates Next time take a look at a unmarked plate (that means it a emergency (police)vehicle). No one said an unmarked is a uc vehicle. Oh I get it you don't know what uc means.

10/15/2019 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
There is no “jaywalking” ordinance inChicago.

10/14/2019 06:28:00 AM

Bookmark9-80-180 Obstruction of or interference with traffic.
Any person who shall wilfully and unnecessarily hinder, obstruct or delay or who shall wilfully and unnecessarily attempt to hinder, obstruct or delay any other person in lawfully driving or travelling along or upon any street or who shall offer to barter or sell any merchandise or service on the street so as to interfere with the effective movement of traffic or who shall repeatedly cause motor vehicles travelling on public thoroughfares to stop or impede the flow of traffic shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and upon conviction thereof shall be fined not more than $200.00 or imprisoned for not more than ten days, or both, for the first offense, fined not more than $500.00 or imprisoned for not more than 20 days, or both, for the second offense, and fined not more than 30 days, or both, for each such subsequent offense. Violations of this section shall be prosecuted in accordance with the procedures set forth in Section 1-2-1.1 of the Illinois Municipal Code, as amended, and the provisions of the Illinois Code of Criminal Procedure, as amended.

Bookmark9-60-050 Pedestrian to yield right-of-way when.
(a) Every pedestrian crossing a roadway at any point other than within a crosswalk shall yield the right-of-way to all vehicles upon the roadway.
(b) The foregoing rules in this section have no application under the conditions stated in Section 9-60-010 when pedestrians are prohibited from crossing at certain designated places.
(Added Coun. J. 7-12-90, p. 18634; Amend Coun. J. 6-5-13, p. 54983, § 1)
Bookmark9-60-060 Pedestrian crossing.
(a) No pedestrian shall cross a roadway at any place other than by a route at right angles to the curb or by the shortest route to the opposite curb except in a marked crosswalk.
(b) No pedestrian shall suddenly leave a curb or other place of safety and walk or run into the path of a vehicle which is so close that it is impossible for the driver to yield.
(Added Coun. J. 7-12-90, p. 18634)

Bookmark9-60-120 Pedestrians to exercise due care.
Nothing in this chapter shall relieve a pedestrian from the duty of exercising due care.
(Added Coun. J. 7-12-90, p. 18634)

10/16/2019 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh right, your undercover car got burnt down5, yeah right all the dope dealers got up early to check out police undercover cars.

10/17/2019 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those TMA women that look like 55 gallon drums should have to hand in their cell phones before going on the corner to disrupt traffic, they are really a piece of work, my God where do they get these people’s.

10/17/2019 09:30:00 AM  

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