This Goof Again?
She didn't listen to a judge? Who would have thought that?
- A woman identified by police as a “habitual stowaway” was arrested Friday night while attempting to get around a TSA checkpoint at O’Hare International Airport.
Marilyn Hartman, 67, was charged Saturday with a felony count of criminal trespass to a registered area at an airport, Chicago police said.
Hartman was taken into custody at O’Hare around 10 p.m. Friday after TSA officials spotted her “moving TSA lane dividers in an attempt to circumvent security,” Chicago police said. She was already on probation for a 2018 incident in which she snuck onto a London-bound flight from O’Hare.
Friday’s arrest is the latest in at least a dozen such incidents in which Hartman has attempted to sneak through airport security. When she was released from custody in January 2019, a Cook County judge repeatedly warned her to stay from O’Hare and Midway airports.
How about letting her on a nonstop flight to Kabul? She'll be someone else's problem then.
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
36 Comments:
Oh, come on, man!
You knew this was gonna happen. It was only a matter of time.
She's bored and lonely. She likes the attention and there are no negative consequences for her actions, so she will keep on doing it.
And nothing will happen to her this time either.
Goof? Sure, perhaps. The real problem is someone who's not a goof watching what she does, and replicating it for more nefarious purposes. They need to stop playing with her, and lock her up in prison for 20 years.
Mary Hartman would enjoy all the Camels. The Taliban are loving people, Mary-Box Mary can watch the planes fly over a desert tent camp.
She is quite amusing, one day Air Iran might comp her a ticket to their wonderland.
Who does she live with? Does she have family? If you’re not going to put her in a mental heath program in which her family helps keep her honest, lock her up. This is beyond ridiculous
She just needs to start dating a pilot. Gender is fluid.
I was thinking about a trip to like London when I was reading the story but, I like your suggestion better. She's a goof, we don't have space allegedly for violent criminals so there will never be a cell for her and we don't put crazy people into mental institutions any longer as evidenced by all the goofs living under the expressways now. I'd say they're trolls, but they live under bridges, we need a name for these people.
They should hire her to test security nationwide at all airports
She seems to know their weaknesses.
Glad to see the TSA was on the ball. Hard to believe. Trying to get somewheresults warm now that the summer is really over. Let her go than leave her wherever she gets problem solved. Maybe a special FOP benifit for a one way ticket to Ukraine where she can monitor election activity.
Or maybe she's a secret government contractor whose job it is to test the security
TSA should hire her and send her around the country checking airport security. She'd probably work for free.
Anonymous said...
Goof? Sure, perhaps. The real problem is someone who's not a goof watching what she does, and replicating it for more nefarious purposes. They need to stop playing with her, and lock her up in prison for 20 years.
10/13/2019 12:29:00 AM
Exactly
Some people will do anything to get out of Chicago, can't blame her for that.
If this were Michigan the under bridge people are known as Trolls. Chicagoans will steal anything so I am sure we can use Trolls and say we thought of it first. It's the Chicago way!
Coming soon to a courtroom near you: Double secret probation!
Hire her as a flight attendant. Problem solved.
She’s working U/C for the feds, testing security perimeters.
She belongs in a nuthouse. Too bad those are politically incorrect nowadays.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
I call them shitbums cause they are worthless pieces of shit/ Alex in Clockwork Orange knew what to do to them: a bit of ultra violence to put them in their place
You mean the Cook County judge didn’t scare her. I’m shocked. It’s Double Secret Probation for Marilyn. ♠️
Maybe the airlines should hire her as a goodwill ambassador!
“How about letting her on a nonstop flight to Kabul? She'll be someone else's problem then”
They don’t allow illegal aliens into Afghanistan. Oh NO do I owe New York $250,000.00 for saying illegal alien, ohhh no I said it again.
If a 67 year old woman can repeatedly get through security areas at the airport, but hard could it be for someone intent on doing real harm?
One way ticket to Mogadishu. Problem solved
Jeepers Judge, I always wanted to
be a flight attendant.
If Ohare TSA alone would put up $1 per employee, they’d have the money in a day, add another 50¢ per member from the Airport Police and Security Benevolence Fund, that would pay for hostel lodging and meals for a year.
A one-way ticket to Central Europe, backpacking to the welcoming, accepting, tolerant Scandinavian Peninsula might prove therapeutic.
Waive any TSA No Fly restriction and the passport too.
Team KmmmFxxxUp 2020 can’t wait to prosecute one again and get some positive press.
Can it be that Marilyn Hartman was the last female white ever tried, convicted and jailed in CookCo Chicago since the Colombo Murder trials in 1977 ???
Is tresspassing a serious event at the airports?
If Hartman is such a threat or nuisance at the airports, how come all the many more seasoned piss bums at the airports are never get any judicial attention?
Looks like Hartman’s only travel plans will be another short stint at the broken cookie factory.
Nice pinch airport police.
Honorable Mentions forthcoming.
https://www.policeone.com/lawsuit/articles/whistleblower-suit-police-chief-ordered-ticket-quotas-to-raise-revenue-UzDe0ykiyMlMau0b/
"Mary Hartman...Mary Hartman!"
What the hell do they mean by stowaway - is she climbing into the wheel well or something?
What an opportunity! Hire her immediately and make her the Airport Commander. She's happy and the CPD will have yet another incompetent fool, running it's police at the airport.
Actually, she continues to expose just how ineffective the TSA and airline safety in general are....
Anonymous said...
Goof? Sure, perhaps. The real problem is someone who's not a goof watching what she does, and replicating it for more nefarious purposes. They need to stop playing with her, and lock her up in prison for 20 years.
10/13/2019 12:29:00 AM
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If somebody were really intent on going on board an aircraft and wreaking havoc, all they would have to do is maintain a tail on Hartman until such a time that she inevitably attempts to get by security, and then slip on past themselves while the TSA focuses on her.
Ineffective, not quite. They caught her or didn't you read the article.
she would fit perfectly in the 025 caps office
She needs to apply at CPD. She’d fly right into a commanders position within a year or two, maybe even DC.
Did someone mention mail box Mary
Welcome to the New World Order. Early dementia cat ladies that put everything before family in order to end up alone and crazy. And it's only going to get worse, especially with the pink, purple, chartreuse - haired, tat-covered, reality TV obsessed generations having less and less social ability. At some point the nut houses are going to have to make a come back, as fools like this attest. Scratch a cat lady and find a disappointed Kardashian wannabe
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