Friday, October 11, 2019

Everything Old.... (UPDATE)

....is new again:
  • Area 4 and Area 5 to be re-opened by May 2020
There's more, but info is still coming in.

UPDATE:
  • Alongside the Chicago Fire Department and the Office of Emergency Management and Communications, we are beginning the process of modernizing our administrative support and information technology functions under the City's new Office of Public Safety Administration.

    The Office of Public Safety Administration will integrate the administrative units of CPD, CFD and OEMC into a streamlined division, better supporting the needs of our city's first responders. All administrative functions will be transferred to a new unit designed to bring finance, HR, IT and other administrative functions into a more efficient unit.

    The units that will be affected are as follows: Finance Division, Human Resources Division, Timekeeping Unit-Headquarters, Medical Section, Grant Section, Information Services, Information and Strategic Services, General Support, Police Documents, Equipment and Supply Section and Facilities Management Division.
And here's the real kick in the balls:
  • All personnel will remain in place until the Office of Public Safety Administration is fully operational. There will be opportunities to find reassignments based upon operational needs in accordance with the applicable collective bargaining agreements, as well as duty status of affected members. We are working with labor affairs and Bureau leadership to ensure an efficient transition for affected members.

    The transition of sworn officers and uniform personnel back to the streets will take place over the next six months, with expected launch of the new agency on or before May 1, 2020. The primary locations of the new agency will be located at Public Safety Headquarters, 3510 S. Michigan Ave and the Office of Emergency Management and Communications at 1411 W. Madison.
A whole lot of phone calls are being made right now. And SOB stories being fine tuned.

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96 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whew, I am all good, still repairing typewriters in the typewriter repair section which is a specialized two man unit.all you peckers,keep pecking away.

10/11/2019 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's include getting the E.T's and F.I's back on the street!

10/11/2019 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was so dumb to close those to begin with. Especially Harrison and kedzie. You’ve got the busiest district right there with 011 and then 015 and 010 right there too. So the dicks were always a couple mins away. Now, if u get a shooting they have to come from Belmont and western in always heavy traffic and you’re lucky to see them in an hour. Just stupid to have closed that. Hopefully they continue to undo all the stupid shit mcarthey did while he was here. Reopening of 013? 023? The 12th and 19th districts are just way too huge. At that size they’re hard to manage. So many different bar areas in 019 to deal with now. 012 is booming with gentrification. I hope they address that next.

10/11/2019 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sphincters are tightening and stomachs are getting nervous.

10/11/2019 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About time

10/11/2019 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Sgt RH, formerly of 384, and hiding downtown now on a fake IOD, can throw one of his fits and kick a file cabinet causing another fake injury. This way he can keep hiding downtown because hes afraid of the street. Maybe he can break a TV while hes at it. Not like it would be the first time.





10/11/2019 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drone unit not affected,taking over the Mail Runs.

10/11/2019 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blow Homan Square, Tact, Gang and Saturation teams the fuck up,
dig through the rubble and put the survivors back in the districts
IN uniform and back on the beat.

Re-open districts/re-draw district boundaries so that
the massive upward fucking by Rahm and McLousySpouse
can be undone/corrected.

Kill clout...
Kill merit...

Institute intelligence and temperament testing/screening
as part of the promotional process.

Career and financial ruin to imbeciles, incompetents, bullies
and their sponsors in politics, religion and media.

...Or at least strongly encourage them to leave.

Give The Police their "mojo" back...

And be amazed as CPD somehow struggles to it's
feet and regain it's balance.

No?

10/11/2019 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s go!! Hundreds of more Detectives and supervisors needed to fill these spots

10/11/2019 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

house mice on patrol? that should scare the shit out of the community.

10/11/2019 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, watch bids are next month, so if you are getting the axe...

10/11/2019 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Just who, Pray Tell runs The Office of Public Safety Administration? I see just another stacking of Administrative Overlay. Sounds like Obummer's appointment of all those Czars.

And reopening the Areas will leave us short a few hundred Detectives. I'm sure Sgt's and Lt's are already vying for the assignments though. Even though they have had No experience in the D Units ever.

I honestly did not think a worse mayor than Short Shanks, or Tiny Dancer could be had. Wow! Was I wrong. Three losers in a row! No wonder they are legalizing recreational Marijuana. It will quell the unwashed masses desire to complain about anything. I may have to try some myself.

"Hear that? That's My Skull...I'm So Wasted!!!"

10/11/2019 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Jiminy Cricket said...

Well that’s a major kick in the balls indeed. Yet another shakeup by the “big bosses” for no reason. Can’t wait until the desk coppers hit the street and do absolutely nothing. Do these no brain bosses actually think these guys will bring in any activity? Ha! Good luck!

10/11/2019 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like a contract problem!!!!

Bidable spot going to NON police!
read the contract GROOT

10/11/2019 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And 44 new captains for all the cheaters who have yet to be promoted. I’m going to sue because I’ve been doing a captains job for the last 5 years and only getting WOL pay. But then I didn’t score in the top ten like Ed and Als wife, so I guess I don’t deserve it.

10/11/2019 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm talked a good game when it came to dumping house mice back to the street. However few actually got sent back to the street twice as many came in the back door to add to the house mouse totals. So Rahm’s “dumping” of the “special” people had the exact opposite effect of what he claimed.

Will it be like that with Groot or does she really, really mean it??

10/11/2019 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phone lines are burning up, but wait the chinamen many are being caught in the wide federal net how many alderthieves so far? Now martin "I'm Latino," Sandoval getting more hits keep it up feds "Lock em up lock em all up!" Sandoval the same asshole that had at his party the punk acting like he was going to shoot Trump good we need the bus loaded then train cars full of the elected thieves we can help feds let us know when and where!

Just interviewed retired P.O. here and it looks good for extra income as the "dump," finally arrives. Secretaries with guns no more this is needed and has been needed for a long time, lets hope they kepp it up, well over 2,000 yes 2,000 inside spots many have brand new take home squad's with full police equipment! Get those cars back to where needed in patrol!

10/11/2019 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the phone calls begin!!!! Who will have more clout to stay!!!!

10/11/2019 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous 1980 said...

How about Area 6?

I still got my 3 piece suits and pinky ring.


10/11/2019 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn. Pretty soon there wont be enough spots on the watch. All the OLD PPO’s are coming back. I gotta take theFTO test and might as well get paid for teaching.

10/11/2019 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what "Time Management" looks like on the
executive side of the desk. Create a diversion, a
dog & pony show for the public, chew up the clock,
add this as a bullet point to the reelection resume.
No skin off of Larry's nose. Let the little people scramble
and stab each other in the back. Some might quit or
retire early. In business it's called accelerated attrition.
Translation: The House always wins.
IBM = I've Been Moved (eventhough I have a college
education)
With enough reassignments, relocations, and lateral
moves, we can break anybody. Doubt us? Just give us a try!

10/11/2019 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You wanted change you got change. Be very careful what you wish for in the future. The house mice are scurrying to the next nesting place.

10/11/2019 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is where swiping becomes tied to payroll. Welcome to automation.

10/11/2019 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh oh! The house mouse have to leave their natural habitats!!!! I’m sure most of them will still end up inside, just not at HQ. but I’m assuming there will be a few unlucky bastards that have spent their entire careers inside who will be booted to a beat car. That will be entertaining to watch. Also, I wonder if the medical section will still be run like a bag of dicks.

10/11/2019 08:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess she found a lot more money. This will not be cheap.

10/11/2019 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Policing is dead you know it

10/11/2019 08:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a feeling this is all smokes and mirrors. When all is said and done wonder whizboy Lewin will still be the chief of computers. If things are done right then there should only be 1 head honcho overseeing this new office with directors reporting to him or her. I have a feeling all the bosses overseeing these units in fire, oemc and cpd will stay in place.

10/11/2019 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
sounds like a contract problem!!!!

Bidable spot going to NON police!
read the contract GROOT

10/11/2019 05:26:00 PM

Biddable spot? You’re a moron. There isn’t a single biddable spot in HQ

10/11/2019 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
And Just who, Pray Tell runs The Office of Public Safety Administration? I see just another stacking of Administrative Overlay. Sounds like Obummer's appointment of all those Czars.


Here’s your new czar https://www.linkedin.com/in/sabihkhan4911

10/11/2019 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2 more area commanders.
at least 1 Dep Chief.
All with their own staffs of
Lt's, Sgts, PO secretaries,
PO time keepers, etc, etc, etc.
Gee, I wonder where all the
house mouse cops from HQ are going
after the new police/fire reform?

10/11/2019 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you Staples . They finally listened !

10/11/2019 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous 2019 MURDERS BY DISTRICT said...

2019 MURDERS BY DISTRICT (through Sunday, October 6th)

Each "x" equals one Murder

011: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (61)

006: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (37)

007: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (36)

015: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (32)

004: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (28)

003: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (26)
010: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (26)

005: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (25)
008: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (25)

002: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (15)
009: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (15)

012: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (14)

025: xxxxxxxxxxxxx (13)

022: xxxxxxxxxxx (11)

014: xxxxxxx (7)

017: xxxxx (5)
024: xxxxx (5)

018: xxxx (4)

001: xxx (3)

016: xx (2)
019: xx (2)

020: (0)

SOURCE: Chicago Police Department

10/11/2019 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not police,on the far West end of the 24th,and I pray I don't get one of those 35th st suck-asses responding to my address when dude is trying to kick in my door.

10/11/2019 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Putting the career house mice back on the street has been tried many many times before and it never happens. Daley, Rahm, and now Lightfoot is attempting to do the impossible. Lightfoot still doesn’t understand the deep state connected on the CPD. The ones connected to various bosses will just be hidden at other inside spots and the paper will be fixed to appear as though the change was made. Anyone remember when tact secretaries(ghost payroll spot. Why can’t the Lt do the work?)were supposed to hit the street? Never happened. Tact Lt told us to put her on our arrests so downtown thinks she’s on the street. Of course we didn’t do it.

10/11/2019 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what’s this mean for detectives? Superbids? Making 200 more?

10/11/2019 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I go back on the street do I lose my department vehicle?

10/11/2019 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit, where's my gun and duty vest!!!

10/11/2019 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEADFAKE
(But they looked so GOOD from the street)
Marina Towers
In case you never lived in an apartment with no cross ventilation,
you're going to need a fan (because you can't leave the front
door open)! Double ditto for the cheesecake-sliced apartments
in the towers. You're paying for that fucking balcony in case
you don't realize it. Whatcha gonna do, rent it out as an Airbnb
to Eskimos? (But you wanted the View, even if it was the other
tower. And those floor-to-ceiling windows? Big Energy Waste!
No Christmas lights? No Problem. Electric bill too high already.
Hey, I can't wait to get out of this vertical hamster wheel!)
Such is the Big City, New Playbook Edition. Dragnet focused
on crime, not on politics. Always keep that in mind. And it
didn't take you more than 1 or 2 winters before you figured
out how to plastic-wrap you patio window (boxcar size hole)
to save energy.

10/11/2019 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Jiminy Cricket said...
Well that’s a major kick in the balls indeed. Yet another shakeup by the “big bosses” for no reason. Can’t wait until the desk coppers hit the street and do absolutely nothing. Do these no brain bosses actually think these guys will bring in any activity? Ha! Good luck!

10/11/2019 05:20:00 PM

You sound like one a nervous desk cop.

Who cares whether they bring in any activity? They will answer radio calls. Good enough for me. They can handle a bullshit domestic the same as anyone.

10/11/2019 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fake Prosecutor Kim Foxx Let This Violent, Armed To The Teeth Maniac Go Free – Block Club Chicago — State’s Attorney Candidate Bill Conway Attacks Kim Foxx In New Ad – Chicago Sun-Times

https://blockclubchicago.org/2019/10/11/man-caught-by-cops-with-arsenal-of-weapons-also-battered-his-exes-they-say-but-states-attorney-gave-him-a-misdemeanor-plea-deal/

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2019/10/11/20909898/states-attorney-candidate-bill-conway-attacks-kim-foxx-new-ad

10/11/2019 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old skool 28-day Watch Rotation with 6/2 can’t be ruled out - even as a pilot program by November (graphic arts hasn’t printed 2020 OP Cal yet).
Now that A4 & A5 is slated on coming back, guess what...could that mean a farewell and adieu Area North ???
It’s sitting on some very valuable and desirable property.
It started with the closing/moving of Br42/29 and the new fuel depot on Neenah, a garage can be had there too.

Something stinks about only 160 or so relocated housed mice, what does that include, PO’s only or Sgts & above?
Surely there’s plenty more mice huddled up than just 160 they intend to phase out in the proposed consolidation of a couple Units at HQ.
With Big Johnson on the community hot seat right now, ain’t no Dashboard Unit going to fit all those 160 unit refugees.


- - - - - -

“How about Area 6? I still got my 3 piece suits and pinky ring.” 10/11/2019 06:39:00 PM

– How about Area 51? I still got my aluminum foil hat. Klaatu barada nikto.
"GROOT" (Genuinely Rude Offensive Obtuse Twit)
There's no limit to what she can do. She could destroy the Earth...

10/11/2019 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For 21 years on and spend 19 at HQ, happens every summer and I’ve never spent more than a week in a squad and never had to answer a job that I didn’t volunteer to take (operation closed market, operation safe schools, then operation safe summer) I’ve seen it all, and ain’t gonna go nowhere. I can’t remember the last time I had to bid for a watch or furlough for that matter. Ain’t nothing gonna change. Gotta love this place.

10/11/2019 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Song of The Volga Boatmen
(That's all ya gotta know, folks. Play it, Sam.)

10/11/2019 10:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the clout hidey-holes
finally getting sprayed?

"Pssssssssst!"

>Frantic scurrying and squeaking<

Welcome (back) to Patrol!

10/11/2019 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Captain To Be Fenner said...

Can I still work from home?

10/11/2019 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1980 said...

How about Area 6?

I still got my 3 piece suits and pinky ring.

10/11/2019 06:39:00 PM


Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiit...

Lethal lapels on them there suits.
No?

Oh yeah... Gotta have the gin-u-wine
rhinestone tie pin too...

Ridin' real slick in that 2-door
1980 Ford Ltd, eh? Bonus points
if it's got whitewall tires...

>Grin!<

10/11/2019 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn...and after 27 years, my phone call to a cushy 35th St spot was just about to come through!

10/11/2019 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always something, if it ain't one thing its another thing!

10/11/2019 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous TonyMartino said...

So with my masters in public safety administration I am a shoe-in to get assigned. Whaaa!!! Who am I kidding? There’s a cute PPO or two that’s already being recruited.

10/11/2019 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So that means application are being vetted for 2 commanders spots of both new areas?

We have been having some half ass commanders pretending to be race car drivers in other states and other stealing dead mamas social security checks?

Thrown in a few sexual harassing LT's and you got just sad DRAFT PIKS

OPEN it up MR MAYOR lets have interviews why cant a patrolman or Detective be a commander. IS it college? You like special Ed and he didnt even apply for the top spot.

Or will joe lame ass FERguson bring up the cheating scandal and let one of those nitwits be a commander? (EDDIE i know you want your peeps handling the next SMOLLET case).

keep on swiping and think anybody is in a rush to solve anything.
Homicide have an arrest clearance of 4%. Mark the word arrest thats the kicker.

10/11/2019 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does CPD really need three POs at the HQTRS lobby desk?

10/12/2019 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
And Just who, Pray Tell runs The Office of Public Safety Administration? I see just another stacking of Administrative Overlay. Sounds like Obummer's appointment of all those Czars.

And reopening the Areas will leave us short a few hundred Detectives. I'm sure Sgt's and Lt's are already vying for the assignments though. Even though they have had No experience in the D Units ever.

I honestly did not think a worse mayor than Short Shanks, or Tiny Dancer could be had. Wow! Was I wrong. Three losers in a row! No wonder they are legalizing recreational Marijuana. It will quell the unwashed masses desire to complain about anything. I may have to try some myself.

"Hear that? That's My Skull...I'm So Wasted!!!"

10/11/2019 05:12:00 PM



Arena..................

10/12/2019 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Let's include getting the E.T's and F.I's back on the street!

F.I’s back on the street now that’s funny. I don’t think any of the FI’s working inside processed a crime scene in there lifetime

10/12/2019 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait for medical records transition fiasco. HIPPA and privacy violations coming. Cybersecurity is a joke on this department.

10/12/2019 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Damn. Pretty soon there wont be enough spots on the watch. All the OLD PPO’s are coming back. I gotta take theFTO test and might as well get paid for teaching.

10/11/2019 07:17:00 PM

Not worth it, it’s like 10$ extra a day plus .5 hour ot which is about 8 hrs straight a month. Stick to cta or some weekend ot without headaches dealing with millennial crybaby

10/12/2019 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So can we sue Supt. McStreetlights to recoup the cost of closing them in the first place?

An idiotic move that never made sense to begin with
Cost money to close areas, now it will cost money to reopen them.

And the cost is due solely to 1 East-Coast blowjob.
Put him on the hook.

10/12/2019 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was no actual savings in closing districts
and area HQs by Rahm and McMeatHead...

It was straight-up thievery from the taxpayers.

10/12/2019 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

022 is loaded with house mice , can’t even post my VRI
activity on time! I lost 1000 dollars a few months ago! No
more jeans—honies ! U know who u are !!

10/12/2019 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see the head bobbing at the cubicles at HQ already, like doing the wave at a stadium. Ookkkkaaayyy, mmmmhhhhhhhh. Oooohhhhhh hhhheeelllll nnnaaawww.

10/12/2019 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

House mouses on the street is a nightmare. Like 5B47 calling an emergency on CW1 because she saw POs chasing somebody. Of course she never got out of the car or assisted in the foot chase, but began screaming on the radio because watching police officers working was so scary.

10/12/2019 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Jiminy Cricket said...
Well that’s a major kick in the balls indeed. Yet another shakeup by the “big bosses” for no reason. Can’t wait until the desk coppers hit the street and do absolutely nothing. Do these no brain bosses actually think these guys will bring in any activity? Ha! Good luck!

10/11/2019 05:20:00 PM

Nothing will be expected from them, especially given the shitty assignments headed their way. Why send a young copper to take a combative prisoner to the hospital when you can send a house mouse? You spent your careers inside avoiding police work, sorry (not really, though) you will now earn your title and paycheck.

Signed,
a sergeant

P.S.
We cannot wait until you are in the districts.

10/12/2019 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Area 51? I still got my aluminum foil hat.

I'm in. Aluminum foil is shiny!

10/12/2019 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Watch them police haters said...

Can't wait for medical records transition fiasco. HIPPA and privacy violations coming. Cybersecurity is a joke on this department.
10/12/2019 12:23:00 AM

Watch some of these civilian in MSS.. There was this guy Love, he tried telling me I didn't have this, need that, all of which I had and previously had approved when it was submitted. So I start emailing him "clarification of our call" emails, my proof he's dicking me around. Then I show up with tape recorder in hand and documentation he alleged I didn't have/never submitted and I tell him I'm going to record our meeting. Boy, he steps out, Sgt steps in and ask to stop recording and after my explanation, I'm excused and I've never had to see that civilian at MSS again.

10/12/2019 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Superbid in March 2020, 2 more Detective classes 100 each

10/12/2019 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not worth it, it’s like 10$ extra a day plus .5 hour ot which is about 8 hrs straight a month. Stick to cta or some weekend ot without headaches dealing with millennial crybaby
—————————
Spoken like a true dinosaur. Hey CHA car, wake up they’re calling you on the radio.

10/12/2019 07:21:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Heads are turning around, like in The Excorcist.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

10/12/2019 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a feeling this is all smokes and mirrors. When all is said and done wonder whizboy Lewin will still be the chief of computers. If things are done right then there should only be 1 head honcho overseeing this new office with directors reporting to him or her. I have a feeling all the bosses overseeing these units in fire, oemc and cpd will stay in place.

10/11/2019 08:29:00 PM

Lewin will probably get promoted to run the whole consolidated thing, or retire and return as a civilian to run it and double-dip! They should bring Huberman back to run it since he is familiar with it already and was a great partner

10/12/2019 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
So what’s this mean for detectives? Superbids? Making 200 more?

10/11/2019 09:12:00 PM

Sounds like OVERTIME.....can't wait to see the area chop up!

10/12/2019 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean they will be making more dics?

10/12/2019 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are about to be a lot of ‘06D cars created.

10/12/2019 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: Does CPD really need three POs at the HQTRS lobby desk?

10/12/2019 12:04:00 AM

Yes they do. Phones ringing off the wall & the other two watching each other's backs on who's walking in. It's commonly referred
to as security.
There's a good reason the suburban police stations have bulletproof glass.

10/12/2019 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring Back 023!!!

10/12/2019 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The academy has about 15 full duty secretaries.... complete mismanagement of personnel across the city. We have plenty of PO’s.

10/12/2019 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cant work the streets, I have kids at home and my husband works different hours. I cant go back on the streets, I will lose my company take home car and we only have 1 car and a motorcycle.

10/12/2019 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

W, who is going to make my boss his coffee if I'm not there?. And what about me being his side dolly and he promised to take care of me.and now nobody will kiss up to me because I work for a Chief.

10/12/2019 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember back in 1999 when they took cars away from folks in headquarters, well you would have thought the world ended and then when they changed days off to either Fri- Sat. Or Sun- Mon coppers in headqua5were on the roof ready to jump. Thier excuses for not being able to have Sat and Sun off were amazing. They were, I have a summer home to my kids are not off these new days, to my part time is getting screwed with now. Screw you crybabies.

10/12/2019 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lori lightfoot replaced a tiny dancer
dump every commander that has police officers hiding in CAPS OFFICE , Tactical Secretary assignment , administrative staff
look at all supervisors hiding in areas , they do nothing

10/12/2019 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous near north crier said...

The Bird House to be manned/womanned 24-7 with HQ rejects? And the Archbirdman of Chicago hasn't lived there for more than a year?

10/12/2019 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well at least Lori isn't trying to issue us fire hoses.

10/12/2019 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

House mouses on the street is a nightmare. Like 5B47 calling an emergency on CW1 because she saw POs chasing somebody. Of course she never got out of the car or assisted in the foot chase, but began screaming on the radio because watching police officers working was so scary.

Won’t be the first or last time. What did the bosses do about it. Nothing

10/12/2019 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10/12/2019 12:57:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
022 is loaded with house mice , can’t even post my VRI
activity on time! I lost 1000 dollars a few months ago! No
more jeans—honies ! U know who u are !!


No one said they had to be competent or able to do the job. All that’s required is they don’t want to work the street and got their spot

10/12/2019 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
022 is loaded with house mice , can’t even post my VRI
activity on time! I lost 1000 dollars a few months ago! No
more jeans—honies ! U know who u are !!

10/12/2019 01:50:00 AM

They aren’t going anywhere. Mayor said from headquarters, not districts

10/12/2019 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
So can we sue Supt. McStreetlights to recoup the cost of closing them in the first place?


What a dumb question. If you want to go ahead

10/12/2019 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Putting the career house mice back on the street has been tried many many times before and it never happens. Daley, Rahm, and now Lightfoot is attempting to do the impossible. Lightfoot still doesn’t understand the deep state connected on the CPD. The ones connected to various bosses will just be hidden at other inside spots and the paper will be fixed to appear as though the change was made. Anyone remember when tact secretaries(ghost payroll spot. Why can’t the Lt do the work?)were supposed to hit the street? Never happened. Tact Lt told us to put her on our arrests so downtown thinks she’s on the street. Of course we didn’t do it.

Weiss said no more watch secretaries. Bosses just laughed at him and the mayor. Don’t think one hit the street for a day

10/12/2019 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing will be expected from them, especially given the shitty assignments headed their way. Why send a young copper to take a combative prisoner to the hospital when you can send a house mouse? You spent your careers inside avoiding police work, sorry (not really, though) you will now earn your title and paycheck. 

Signed,
a sergeant 

P.S.
We cannot wait until you are in the districts.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
As a Sergeant, do you seriously think the people will hit the streets?

10/12/2019 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For 21 years on and spend 19 at HQ, happens every summer and I’ve never spent more than a week in a squad and never had to answer a job that I didn’t volunteer to take (operation closed market, operation safe schools, then operation safe summer) I’ve seen it all, and ain’t gonna go nowhere. I can’t remember the last time I had to bid for a watch or furlough for that matter. Ain’t nothing gonna change. Gotta love this place.

You’ve seen it all alright......

10/12/2019 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I can still retire in aug 2020 right

10/12/2019 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
For 21 years on and spend 19 at HQ, happens every summer and I’ve never spent more than a week in a squad and never had to answer a job that I didn’t volunteer to take (operation closed market, operation safe schools, then operation safe summer) I’ve seen it all, and ain’t gonna go nowhere. I can’t remember the last time I had to bid for a watch or furlough for that matter. Ain’t nothing gonna change. Gotta love this place.

You’ve seen it all alright......

10/12/2019 01:09:00 PM

Oh but the wear and tear on the jaw and knees!

10/12/2019 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing will be expected from them, especially given the shitty assignments headed their way. Why send a young copper to take a combative prisoner to the hospital when you can send a house mouse? You spent your careers inside avoiding police work, sorry (not really, though) you will now earn your title and paycheck.

Signed,
a sergeant

P.S.
We cannot wait until you are in the districts.

10/12/2019 02:37:00 AM You are what's wrong with this job. We can never stick together. Complete hate and divisiveness. I don't care where a fellow officer is coming from, I'll still back them up. At the end of the day this is about going home safe.

10/12/2019 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much you wanna bet that the consolidation of these units into one will result in an increase in the number of assigned personnel than the two existing functioning units? Thats how economizing in Chicago works.

10/12/2019 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Garry McCarthy-

You completely fucked up the Detective Division by decimating our Detective rank as well shutting down 2 Detective Areas. Then you just walked away…well….you got fired and we were left with the shitshow you created.

You fucked it all up because you always thought you were the smartest guy in the room and didn’t care what anyone else had to say. In fact, if anyone disagreed with you, you fucked with them.

Well, now we are slowly unfucking everything you fucked up and this is a big fuck you from Staples.

Want to get on the talk shows now and talk about the how the clearance rate sucks and we should look at the leadership?

Pull out a mirror McCarthy…because you’re the one who spent years fucking it up and we have spent years trying to unfuck what you did.

Now go change your infant son’s diapers as a 60 year old man and enjoy the miserable life you created.

10/12/2019 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Garry McCarthy-

You completely fucked up the Detective Division by decimating our Detective rank as well shutting down 2 Detective Areas. Then you just walked away…well….you got fired and we were left with the shitshow you created.

You fucked it all up because you always thought you were the smartest guy in the room and didn’t care what anyone else had to say. In fact, if anyone disagreed with you, you fucked with them.

Well, now we are slowly unfucking everything you fucked up and this is a big fuck you from Staples.

Want to get on the talk shows now and talk about the how the clearance rate sucks and we should look at the leadership?

Pull out a mirror McCarthy…because you’re the one who spent years fucking it up and we have spent years trying to unfuck what you did.

Now go change your infant son’s diapers as a 60 year old man and enjoy the miserable life you created.

10/12/2019 11:51:00 PM

I wanted to like the guy, but time has told the story on him. He is an asshole. Good riddance, but it will still take a lot of years to reverse his fuckery.

10/13/2019 05:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

 Anonymous said...

It was so dumb to close those to begin with. Especially Harrison and kedzie. You’ve got the busiest district right there with 011 and then 015 and 010 right there too. So the dicks were always a couple mins away. Now, if u get a shooting they have to come from Belmont and western in always heavy traffic and you’re lucky to see them in an hour. Just stupid to have closed that. Hopefully they continue to undo all the stupid shit mcarthey did while he was here. Reopening of 013? 023? The 12th and 19th districts are just way too huge. At that size they’re hard to manage. So many different bar areas in 019 to deal with now. 012 is booming with gentrification. I hope they address that next.

10/11/2019 04:24:00 PM

015 was Area 5.

10/13/2019 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
For 21 years on and spend 19 at HQ, happens every summer and I’ve never spent more than a week in a squad and never had to answer a job that I didn’t volunteer to take (operation closed market, operation safe schools, then operation safe summer) I’ve seen it all, and ain’t gonna go nowhere. I can’t remember the last time I had to bid for a watch or furlough for that matter. Ain’t nothing gonna change. Gotta love this place.

You’ve seen it all alright......

10/12/2019 01:09:00 PM

Oh but the wear and tear on the jaw and knees!

10/12/2019 04:25:00 PM

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I couldn't work one shift at HQ so God Bless. You can have it.

10/13/2019 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way too much money being thrown around for CFD. Everyone gets promoted 3 times, too many Chiefs, Helicopter is a waste of money , big boat is a waste of money and letting these guys work daily days is a waste of money. Put them on 12 hour shifts and take away all the specialty bumps in pay that most of them never use !

10/13/2019 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Way too much money being thrown around for CFD. Everyone gets promoted 3 times, too many Chiefs, Helicopter is a waste of money , big boat is a waste of money and letting these guys work daily days is a waste of money. Put them on 12 hour shifts and take away all the specialty bumps in pay that most of them never use !

10/13/2019 08:55:00 PM

FOP should be trying to get us those specialty bumps. Like the terrorism class, or any other we are required to attend

10/14/2019 12:40:00 PM  

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