Wednesday, December 04, 2019

Impersonator

  • Chicago police said a man dressed as a CPD officer robbed a currency exchange in the city's Streeterville neighborhood Monday evening.

    Police said that at about 7:40 p.m. a man wearing a Chicago Police Department uniform, including a baseball cap, long-sleeve button-up shirt and reflective vest, as well as a surgical mask, entered a currency exchange inside the North Bridge shops in the 500 block of North Michigan Avenue.

    The man approached a 22-year-old woman who worked there, implied he had a gun and announced a robbery, police said.

    The woman gave the robber an unknown amount of cash inside a bag, and the man fled.
Now you'd think that everyone, cops and citizens would want to catch this guy ASAP, especially as all impersonators have the potential to do real damage. Here's ABC 7's description:
  • Police describe the suspect around 40 years old, about 6 ft. tall weighing 180 to 200 lbs.
That's really really fucking helpful, seeing as something like half of the Department falls into that description.

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28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Police describe the suspect around 40 years old, about 6 ft. tall weighing 180 to 200 lbs.
That's really really fucking helpful, seeing as something like half of the Department falls into that description.”

Well you can eliminate the other half of the Department who don’t fit that description. Bet they are breathing easier!! But the question that should be asked is, “ Did his appearance command respect!” Have you noticed the proliferation of of dirtbags walking around in yellow safety vests/coats. It gives them some cover as some people think they are construction or emergency workers.

12/04/2019 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a reward for this guys capture? Because I shit you not, I am working with this guy right now!!

12/04/2019 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FAKE news! Reporters don't make much money so might as well not work too hard.

12/04/2019 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if you see a cop in uniform... Call 911? Don't want to take a chance and be robbed now!

12/04/2019 04:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May I add, the perp was BLACK, around 40, etc.? Doesn’t help much more, but I’m sure that is what was left out of the description in the media.

12/04/2019 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ch 7 wants the public to believe that the robber is actually a rogue cop!

12/04/2019 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...and he was a meanie too."

12/04/2019 05:56:00 AM  
Blogger Lianna said...

His picture was shown on TV this morning; he's black, wearing a CPD uniform. Looks authentic. But he wasn't wearing a surgical mask as previoiusly reported.

12/04/2019 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breaking news. An anonymous tipster has identified a theft ring of organized police impersonators operating out a building at 35th & Michigan. The anonymous source joking related to investigators that more loafers are located at this facility than a shoe warehouse. Additional shotspotters, plate readers, post police impersonation missions, adiitional pods & associated missions with events numbers will be deployed in these ongoing investigations.

The 40 years of age 180-200 lbs, 6'00'' should be easy to find. Most of the occupants of this building are overweight as they have spent almost all of their careers eating bon-bons outgrowing their desk chairs. The results of this investigation will be subject to ComStat and integrity unit accountability silliness. Arrests are imminent as the phone call scholarship-appointed intel unit is now required to swipe in and out as required by department directives.

12/04/2019 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I found CWB's info interesting:

https://cwbchicago.com/2019/12/police-seek-man-who-robbed-mag-mile-business-while-dressed-as-a-cop-and-some-people-think-he-looks-familiar.html

According to police, the bank robber passed a note to a teller that stated, “This is an attempted robbery. Give me all the cash you have.”

Who uses the word "attempted" on a bank robbery note?
Did someone with less than high confidence in him, write it for him?

12/04/2019 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a reward for this guys capture? Because I shit you not, I am working with this guy right now!!

12/04/2019 12:48:00 Am

Stop it. I can’t breathe. Now that’s funny. Thank you.

12/04/2019 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poster at 12:48 am that was the best post EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL

12/04/2019 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lost dog...Brown fur, four legs, one tail, gassy and answers to anything as long as you're holding a Milk Bone. Reward.

12/04/2019 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In case you're wondering, he is a black male. I think that if you get a good enough look at him to describe everything else, you recognize what his race was. The fake news refuses to put in the most important details if it doesn't fit their agenda.

12/04/2019 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously that means he was Amish.
The lap dog media can’t bring theirselves to indicate the race of the offender when they’re from “the community”
I’d say that’s a racist double standard. They have no problem saying the race of the offender when they’re White, Hispanic, Asian etc.

12/04/2019 09:02:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

It's not Eddie.

12/04/2019 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he/she have a white beard?

12/04/2019 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gender identity wasn’t challenged.

A lot can be said about discarded uniforms.
I’ve always removed patches and cut up my old uniforms to make them unwearable even the pants before tossing them out. But it’s not that difficult to mock up a security guard outfit and just blame it on CPD.

FakeNews won’t bother with the facts they can’t get, they make things up to spice up the rhetoric and since much of the info they get from the unnecessary and bloated NewsAffairs Unit is also vague and edited for social justice politically correct prime time when the Area sends a notification. Bet on this holdup being an inside job, which even after an arrest, is much ado about nuffins.


“...entered a currency exchange inside the North Bridge shops in the 500 block of North Michigan Avenue.“

- it’s been a long while since I’ve ventured into the tolerant and welcoming bowery of the MagMile, but is that the courtesy exchange next to the laundry mack they have inside there?

12/04/2019 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We all know why......

12/04/2019 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn’t be surprising if it was someone in the academy or on the job right now seeing as the department has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for the last decade

12/04/2019 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He had a police uniform, then they said he implied he had a gun. Duh, a po in uniform would be wearing a gun

12/04/2019 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as a man I am offended ... you should see the dirty looks I am getting now

12/04/2019 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media doesn't want to give the impression that a certain group whose lives matter are committing crimes very, very, disproportionately in our fair city

12/04/2019 12:45:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Channel 7 is absolutely pathetic. It's infuriating that in being disgustingly politically correct and not giving a full ACCURATE description of the offender, they are putting the public at risk.

12/04/2019 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




Does fathead have an alibi.


12/04/2019 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are a lot of police impersonators in this department!

12/04/2019 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Channel 7 is absolutely pathetic. It's infuriating that in being disgustingly politically correct and not giving a full ACCURATE description of the offender, they are putting the public at risk.

12/04/2019 01:12:00 PM

Not exactly true. They did show surveillance video of the guy so his race was out there for everyone to see.

12/04/2019 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...
It's not Eddie.

12/04/2019 09:15:00 AM
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Surprised he didn't get grabbed by an Inspector for no tie...

12/05/2019 07:23:00 AM  

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