Long Vacation for These Five
- Five women from Chicago are accused in a cross-country shoplifting spree. The women were arrested in Elizabethtown, Kentucky.
Police said the women stole more than $1,500 from a local supermarket. The suspects then fled the scene but were pulled over shortly after during a traffic stop, police said. A search of their vehicle turned up a total of $25,000 worth of stolen beauty products, such as makeup, teeth whitener and hair care products.
Antoinette Avant, Casha Jackson, Kanissha Price, Elena Rios and Kimberly Coffer are accused of stealing the merchandise from various locations, according to arrest reports.
In their defense, they claimed to have gotten away with waaaaay more shoplifting in Cook County and hadn't yet racked up the necessary ten convictions to elevate the charges to felonies.
Detectives in Kentucky immediately called in narcotics sniffing dogs and a judge ordered blood and hair samples to be taken to find out exactly what these five idiots were smoking/ingesting.
Detectives in Kentucky immediately called in narcotics sniffing dogs and a judge ordered blood and hair samples to be taken to find out exactly what these five idiots were smoking/ingesting.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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Lil’ Kim is sending her minions to KY to try to get a reduction in charges. Restorative justice, you know. Those women can’t afford a high bond.
They sell the stolen merchandise to the Asian hair and nail joints in the ghettos.
Scum of the Earth.
Take a look at the mugshots - ONE IS NOT A WOMAN but a man - https://newsscoopusa.blogspot.com/2019/12/4-chicago-black-women-and-black.html
Interstate 65 takes you to Elizabethtown, KY via Gary, Indianapolis and Louisville. 6 hour drive from Chicago.
And that is how lawbreakers are treated in the real world...
Were these ladies from Wilmette? Two of them have MBA' from Northwestern University!
This arrest is probably fabricated. They were probably vendors for high line hair products.
Maybe Ghetto Kim could send someone to help them and Judge Evans can send one of his Lackey judges to give them an I bond
Last week a unit responded to a H&M store in the South Loop when an employee, who saw a regular crew in the store again stealing anything they could, called 911. Once on scene the officers observed the manager scolding the employee for calling the police as they were told by the store’s corporate headquarters that “H&M will no longer prosecute shoplifters because of prior incidents in the stores”. Asked to repeat it, the store manager supposedly once again stated that H&M will not prosecute for retail theft and it’s documented on the officers BWCs. Any bets on how long H&M stays in business?
One of these fine young “ladies” is a fucking man. Not a tranny, not a cross dresser, just a fucking dude. I believe it’s “Kimberly coffer”. Check out the mugshots. It’s not even a guy trying to be a woman, it’s just a guy.
OT, two pedestrians enjoying a night out on the Mag mile with family and friends around midnight last evening were attacked by a group of five or six ”urban youths” who proceeded to severely stab them sending both to the hospital. Several visiting tourists were horrified and traumatized by what they witnessed. People, this shithole of a city digs itself deeper every day. The media isn’t reporting it but crime downtown is off the charts. Every night and especially on weekends it’s nonstop retail theft calls, phone and purse snatchings, batterys, car jackings, pickpockets, CTA robbers and the list goes on. Doesn't anyone in the media know how to read the clearmap on the Chicago Police Website or do they just have their noses stuck so far up the mayor’s ass that they’re afraid to pull it out and look around for fear they’ll get shit on by her highness?
Honestly folks, tell your loved ones and friends to stay away from downtown. With the high prices for food, entertainment and parking along with a good chance they could be the next “victim” it should be a easy argument to win.
and their description here would be 5 females
Chain these bitches together and let them spend a few years cutting weeds on the side of I-24 so I can laugh at them every time I drive south out of The Peoples Republic of Illinois.
Oh no Todo we're not in Crook County anymore!
Don't mess with Kaintuck. Have you ever noticed that their Senator, Rand Paul, has the best head of hair in Congress?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Bet the good people of Elizabeth town are cursing Crimesha, Groot, Kwackme, and Dart for now having to host these morons.
Our shop owners and citizens thank you for keeping them out of oyr stores and homes Kentucky.
The Democrats ridicule the God fearing, law abiding people from places like Kentucky but ain’t it a bitch when those same democrats after fucking up their own states move to places like Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, etc. You gotta go down south for justice because you won’t find any in the diseased state of Illinois. ♠️
Buy that judge and those coppers some fine brew or better yet, some Kentucky bourbon.
Check the on-line story. "Kimberly" must be the ugliest "woman?" I have ever seen.
That’s easy - they were high on “Foxxena”! (Apologies to Big Pharma and their stupid naming conventions...)
Haa Haa More of that fine Chicago values the ex-superintendo was talking about to President Trump
They all tested positive for “Entitlement”. As we all know it’s use is legal in Crook County, in fact encouraged. If you are a user you can get electronic monitoring, commuted sentencing, or your case tossed. However, on the Warning label, it cleanly states that it can have severe side effects if used in red states. These addicts will be in rehab for a while.
Pay attention. You can learn something about prosecution from the folks in rural Kentucky.
The Community is expanding its criminal operations beyond the safety of Crook County Criminal Justice. These fools should be smart enough to ply their criminal activities here under the Democratic protection scheme known as "social justice" for criminals brought to you by Kimmy Foxx and Judge Timmy Evans. Good for the criminal element and not so good for you Mr. and Mrs. Citizen. But hey, you voted these "Bums" into office so you got what you voted for. Enjoy being the victim. You deserve it.
>>>>> Antoinette Avant, Casha Jackson, Kanissha Price, Elena Rios, and Kimberly Coffer are accused of stealing the merchandise from various locations, according to arrest reports. ~~~p~~~ A search of their vehicle turned up a total of $25,000 worth of stolen beauty products, such as makeup, teeth whitener and hair care products. <<<<<
Well... one thing's for sure from looking at the mug-shots of those five. Not one of those miscreants has EVER used any beauty product! Heck, that could be a Defense for them: ...
---- 'Your Honor, Look at us. Do we look like we'd use any beauty product?...'Course not, so why would we steal them?'
---- Judge: 'You're right. Not Guilty due to Gross Ugliness'. (lol)
Has Kim offered to help them get released without bail?
I’m hoping the states attorney down there isn’t a SJW practicing fake “restorative justice”.
If so then these oxygen thieves will quickly realize they’re a long way from Crook County and Kimmie and crew.
Cook county courts are breeding criminals and spreading chaos elsewhere. Kim foxx and her group of worthless mierda (shitheads) are flushing these sewage everywhere like the bathrooms in 11.
Winter break from U of K (Go Wildcats, yeah) ?
Stealing foodstuffs hasn’t be an upgradable felony in CookCo since late 1990’s.
But this pack probably stol’t mass quantities of liquor, personal care products, headache rheumatism pills and some direly needed cosmetics.
What’s the dill with the sisterhood of traveling boosters?
Mobs of lawless feral ol’girls seem to be catching up with the spirited Michigan Avenue youthful male pillaging up here. So crowded or slim pickins’ that they had to backdoor a MegaBus south to avoid the crowds of free range looters?
KmmmFxxxUp sent an advocate down to Kentucky to intervene when the universal CookCo SanctuaryCity habeas corpus went ignored.
That’s 5 votes and nobody gets left behind.
At least it's not Cook County....Kimmie would have gave them an I-Bond, Dart would have given them a pizza, and Tony would have gave them a ride to Michigan Avenue to start again!!!!
shoppers gotta shop...tis the Season!
Those shoplifters are community members ..supported by crimesha ..while 2 stabbings overnight on Mag Mile, at Wacker ..Great job Crmesha ,Clown mayor groot
They're not in Cook County anymore, Toto. Elizabethtown is S. Central Kentucky, AKA: Bible-belt. 11 days left till Christmas. It's not a given that they'll be home by then.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
One of these fine young “ladies” is a fucking man. Not a tranny, not a cross dresser, just a fucking dude. I believe it’s “Kimberly coffer”. Check out the mugshots. It’s not even a guy trying to be a woman, it’s just a guy.
12/14/2019 03:14:00 AM
Yeah, well maybe he identifies as a female.
Its a fucked up world, and liberalism really is a mental disease.
Those sound like "Amish or Irish" names. Im sure de jus be funniness, Let em go!!
Why is this news? They broke the law and there are consequences in Kentucky.
Nice of these fine wimmenz to showcase Chicago Values to the rest of the Midwest.
They be getting for change of venue. Maybe Kim can put in the fix for them. Forget that this is KY and the put criminals in jail.
Just loading up for the Xmas rush. Hope they enjoy their Xmas vacation. Impound car and let them walk home.
Starbucks at it again...
https://abc7chicago.com/society/riverside-county-deputies-allegedly-refused-service-at-starbucks/5754060/
How ever long their vacation is it won't be long enough.
Anonymous said...
Last week a unit responded to a H&M store in the South Loop when an employee, who saw a regular crew in the store again stealing anything they could, called 911. Once on scene the officers observed the manager scolding the employee for calling the police as they were told by the store’s corporate headquarters that “H&M will no longer prosecute shoplifters because of prior incidents in the stores”. Asked to repeat it, the store manager supposedly once again stated that H&M will not prosecute for retail theft and it’s documented on the officers BWCs. Any bets on how long H&M stays in business?
12/14/2019 02:50:00 AM
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Good for H&M. Another stupid corporate policy that makes them easy pickings for Shitcago Thugs. If H&M keeps up this "I wanna be a victim" policy the Thugs may just be tempted to up grade their criminal activity and get someone hurt or worse. H&M fits right in with the social justice culture in Shitty City.
Maybe these wonderful ladies can click their stolen heels 3 times and pray to return to Cook County?
Chicago will bail them out with TIF "funds" after buying the south shores groceries. This is out of control.There has to be a law against so called leaders raising and enabling crime .At what point is this going to be stopped?
They is what they is aint they?
I won’t shop at any store that won’t sign complaints and attend court on shoplifters because they just raise the price on their product so that the honest consumer makes up for the losses. Don’t shop at H & M.
They are going to jail
Cancer spreading
Guarantgoddamteya George Soros missed a spot when it comes to E'Town Kentucky DA's. Give that cocksucker some time and he'll infect the whole country.
Then they wonder why there are no stores in the community any more. Vultures and thieves have driven them out. Typical Chicago Community Values. Now another area is aware of how the community dwellers in Chicago act.
Gettin lucky in Kentucky... not
7:53 PM, you stole the words right out of my mouth, seriously, I was going to say the same exact thing.
They were using the Fenner map of the USA, you know the one where Milwaukee is a state. Crimea Kim contacted Kentucky and insisted they use her own rules on deciding crimes because it would be blatantly racist to do otherwise.
Anonymous said...
The Democrats ridicule the God fearing, law abiding people from places like Kentucky but ain’t it a bitch when those same democrats after fucking up their own states move to places like Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, etc. You gotta go down south for justice because you won’t find any in the diseased state of Illinois. ♠️
12/14/2019 07:05:00 AM
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Most of the states you listed have gone to the dogs already. Kentucky just elected a democrat for governor Beshear. dig what he is about to do-
Beshear plans to sign an executive order as governor to completely restore the voting rights of those convicted of non-violent felonies, as the law preventing them to vote is widely seen as an unfair tactic to suppress the African American vote, as 4% of African American adults in Kentucky are convicted non-violent felons. The executive order will restore voting rights to over 100,000 people in Kentuck
Hmmm, sounds the the black and brown people that Preckwinkle says shouldn't be in jail. How a person in charge of the criminal justice system in the county can say something like that remain in office is beyond me.
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