New Exempt Cars
Please let this be true:
This would make exempt members instantly identifiable when they're driving through Indiana at a high rate of speed.
UPDATE: But not when they're slumped over the wheel getting some from their "merit" interviewees.
UPDATE: But not when they're slumped over the wheel getting some from their "merit" interviewees.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
76 Comments:
It’s so small you can’t be slumped over the wheel or get a bj from the passenger.
There’s no reason for any of these very high paid exempts to be given nice new city vehicles just to drive to and from work. Put those cars back into patrol and save the city big $$$. The rest of the working world drives their own cars, so should they
Or passed out in Bridgeport
I don't think many of these fas ass exempts could fit.
Lol msybe they can drive greta and her antifa supporting parents around?
Sure that's not a new squad car? No arrests (Why bother risking everything?) No rifles and no need for the extra space.
Must be a lunch run vehicle
Bad photoshop. You can see the back window still in the panel of the car.
The clown car befits them, one and all.
Pretty hard to get a hummer in one of those.. While at a stop sign!
Has Edward Wodnicki been stripped, demoted, and suspended for leading Indiana State Police on a pursuit yet? What's up with that?
Lol!
CPD gave up on "beefy" "rugged" "manly"
"V8 powered" "rear wheel drive" "long
wheelbase sedans" a L O N G time ago anyway...
Even the Ford Explorer SUVs ARE NOT
the Police Spec "Interceptor" package.
Kind of like when the exempts shit themselves
when Chevrolet fortified the 5.7L (350) Corvette
engine, put iron heads on it for durability
and de-tuned it slightly to a stated 260 horses.
They DID buy a shit ton of '94 to '96 Caprices
but they were the 4.3L (265) taxi cabs that were
worthy of the junk pile at 50K miles.
But man, did us motor heads have a good giggle
when CTA purchased those "Rocket Chevys" for
use to reel in those errant buses.
Coming from the Kraft Building to get to your
N34 (South Michigan Ave) post was entertaining.
"Lincoln 7??... Disturbance on bus #1234
s/b at 115-hundred on Michigan, no 5th District
units available."
"Huh? Squad, we're WALKING to the parking lot
to get our vehicle..."
"The job is YOURS Lincoln 7??..."
To partner:
"I hope the driver doesn't have his fingers crossed
for US to magically appear to save him from an
ass-kicking."
S/B Dan Ryan said:
"WHOOOOOOO!"
...And the bus was gone anyway and nobody
seen nothin' when we got there.
Good Times...
Is there enough room for a petite slender driver for the exempt?
Great it’s too small for receiving blow job.
Or In flagrante delicto at a stop sign.
That's Captain Escamerit's sweet new ride!
a "high rate of speed " in that car would be about 73mph.
Unrelated
Thought you might get a chuckle out of this report from the Rand Corporation
Real-Time Crime Centers in Chicago
Evaluation of the Chicago Police Department's Strategic Decision Support Centers
https://www.rand.org/pubs/research_reports/RR3242.html
Meep! Meep!
You are a trip SCC, always about poor little Eddie !....Fuck him !
Does Wod STILL have a take home vehicle ?
If that’s a Smart Car, the irony of them being assigned to exempts is thick as all hell.
New Orleans pd has had them for a couple years now. Funny, when you're drinking, it makes you laugh and not not want to fight them, kinda like clown cars
High rate of speed in that ride would be about 35 miles an hour
Can I get one?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
It's a clown car! How appropriate!
kinda hard to get a BJ in one of these!
Those are smart cars, not dumb cars.
This would make exempt members instantly identifiable when they're driving through Indiana at a high rate of speed.
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It's currently being detailed to a funeral procession...RIP
They should see how many exempts they could cram into it. Then it could come racing onto a scene and the clowns could all tumble out onto the street. Just like the clown show that this department has become. All they would need are the Shriners' hats.
After all, they are clowns. They should carry seltzer bottles.
Or getting a knobber on a well lit street at 0 dark thirty a.m.
Oh the irony. Smart cars, dumb people.
That is all they need. They don’t need a full size car with all the bells and whistles.
Omg. That would be awesome!!!
Billy Ray Bauer Shit Show Car
Wodnicki should be fired.
Exempt cars? Ha, we drive front lines (gotta be from fleet to know what that means). These would make excellent beat cars and save a ton on gas. Since everyone insists on being fetal it’s not like they need room for prisoner transports.
That looks like a clown car. It must be Bab’s West’s new car.
clown car for clowns.....
Yabba-dabba-do!
First one is for Osvaldo.
Now that would be interesting to see.
Don’t forget ride share. Save even more $$
Know why lie-burals love Smart Cars?
Opposites attract.
A great looking Clown Car for the current staff of Mutts holding exempt rank. BTW: How's Indiana speedster doing. Did he ever get discipline for driving while being stupid. Hey Beck, did you ever get briefed on this staff idiot or are they keeping another secret from you. Its the Chicago Way.
Good luck getting a BJ in that.
Give the man a break for awhile, his father just passed away. He messed up with his Indiana stunt and used real bad judgement without a doubt and it may cost him plenty.
Never happen. Too constrained for a good nobber.
When you think about it why do they need anything bigger? Oh wait, I forgot about the kids and groceries.
That would be a good idea
Charlie will require detectives to wear a navy blue blazer , with an arm patch , dark colored shirt and tie , it's about time
The Tahoe took a shit and this is what came out
Image shows... How to emasculate police by the sort of cars they are to use in execution of their duties. Yikes!
New Groot cars don’t allow much room to Slump Under the Wheel.
Is he fired yet?
"I'm in the trunk! I'm locked inside the trunk!
The cadets locked me in the trunk."
Give them to the tact teams in 007, 010, and 011 so they will stop their damn vehicle pursuits!
There is not enough room for sex, or sleeping off your kidney medicine. I think the exempts will pass on this proposal.
The orange cone lives on the floor in front of
the passenger seat. Yellow tape in glove box.
Guaranteed a spot every time.
Go cart Mozart
How about a nerf ball gun,locked in front seat rack.
Clown cars. ow appropriate.
Good fit for 1st dep.
Edward wodnicki wake tmrw at zajak funeral home in Niles RIP
The Dolton, IL Police Dept. (South Suburb of Chicago bordering Riverdale, Chicago, South Holland and Calumet City) has a Fiat 500 in full police markings, and a second 500 as a Village of Dolton marked official vehicle. Dolton is broke, and once those 500's start living up to the FIAT ("Fix It Again, Tony!) name, they'll be broker still. Wonder who's pocket the kickback went in??
I heard that is the new car for the C.O. of the Force Review Unit.
Start by sending them to 011 every time those millennial police crash a squad.
Sorry that car wouldn't fit Barb West's ego, much less her pillow. A career do nothing person, with zero intention of being the police is a chief. And don't get me started on Sharon Price.
Both Janell The Clown and Donald Duck was at Betts retirement cake and coffee
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Has Edward Wodnicki been stripped, demoted, and suspended for leading Indiana State Police on a pursuit yet? What's up with that?
He’s heavy. Will never happen
My granddaddy was a car mechanic.. LMAO at Fix It Again Tony!
These should be issued to “merit” promotes only. A constant reminder that their “merit” was but a fraction of the intellect/hard work of those who earned it on their actual merit.
Give them to the tact teams in 007, 010, and 011 so they will stop their damn vehicle pursuits!?......................
How about every car in 004!!!!!
Leave wodnicki alone, he’s just a little boy who was playing cops and robbers
Osvaldo ValDez aka Ozzie VD.
That's just my little pet name for Ozzie .
Love ya, Ozzie.
Here’s an idea , no take home cars
Have Commanders work 12 hour shifts ,in a dog so a Commander will always be on duty , this will eliminate need for street deputy .
If the department still won't either demote or force Wodnicki into retirement (as it should), then he should be issued this vehicle. It certainly won't travel at speeds of up to 114 mph on highways!
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