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- A Michigan man arrested on drug- and weapon-related charges allegedly hid a loaded revolver inside his underwear while he was being booked at Cook County Jail on Christmas Eve.
Authorities discovered the five-inch, .22-caliber revolver with six live rounds when Jaetuan Poplar stepped into a body-scanning machine at the jail, Cook County prosecutors said Friday.
While Poplar was being scanned, a sheriff’s officer noticed “within the crotch area of body scan what appeared to be the handle to a handgun,” according to an incident report. Poplar, of Kalamazoo, Michigan, was then strip searched, but nothing else was found, the report said.
The Cook County Sheriff’s Department is conducting an investigation into how Poplar managed to get and conceal the weapon — especially since the 25-year-old was taken into custody by Berwyn police two days before the gun was discovered and had attended a bond hearing on other charges related to that matter on Tuesday.
Two days? He had this in his ass for two days? And how many pizzas did he get from Dart?
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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Anybody rushing to inventory that one? Come on, you'll get the credit! Lmao
Can you imagine the stank of that revolver? Hey boys and girls, did you know that that's a favorite hiding place for drug dealers that sell you your drugs? You ingest this shit and don't think anything of it. Dummies. You know it's true!
“‘...And how many pizzas did he get from Dart? ...”
As many as he wanted.
COPA called Berwyn and offered a free, comprehensive investbumper! Into the mafter as long as COPA could do the discharging of a few employees and list the firings as activity on COPA's monthly humper!
The gun wouldn't have been a threat to anyone; shitty barrel, shitty sights, and the trigger pull is crap! Although, I have seen worse at Weapons Inspection-you know who you are.....
Five inch .22? Plffffttt!!!
That’s child’s play for the Kessing Bandit who can keister a 12 gauge pump action Remington.
And a box of shells.
COPA called Berwyn and offered a free, comprehensive investigation into the matter as long as COPA could do the discharging of a few employees found responsible and list the firings as activity on COPA's monthly humper!
Tommy Tongue Dart????....
Talk to the old ghouls at the M.E's Office...
Ask nicely and they'll tell you about all kinds of
interesting things found shoved into all kinds of
interesting places where one would not normally
think such things ought to fit or go...
Whither thus Mistuh Turnipseed?
What a character...
Or is that going back entirely too far?
Maybe he "found" it?
I keep hearing Chicago is awash with guns. Maybe he just tripped over it in jail.
And I thought Taurus made shitty pistols.
Don’t you dare pat him down unless you can articulate (check these 6 checkboxes, then explain in the narrative), why you think a convicted felon, repeat gun offender, known drug dealer with 10+ Mfg/Del arrests, would possibly be in possession of a weapon and or narcotics!
-ACLU
Maybe he lubricates his gun with Preparation H.
What?
Nobody wanted to look or feel down there?
Someone found Gary Wiseman's lost pistol. After he lost it in the back of a squad car, he was crowned chief of a suburban department.
Berwyn officers are very lucky.
That shit be going around.
Rust Belt aging hippie attorney busted for smuggling
drug-soaked paper into inmates. "Professional fee":
$1K/throw. THEN, while out on bond, backs into a
woman's car inside a parking garage, exits his vehicle,
looks at damage, stares at woman, then drives off.
Woman picked him out from a series of photos provided
by police.
"Speedy" was suspicious to jail guards after he would only
spend one and 1/2 minutes inside a locked room with an
inmate. This lockup does not have a pizza program. Are
you listening, Mister Beck? Or do you only "do" police work?
A. He got no pizzas from Dart.
You can't have both.
Emergency departments have found some weird
foreign objects "hiding" in X-Ray films
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That is what the magic machines are for! Amazon and Co will keep everyone safe in the near future!
You: "Alexa, has the shitheel crook been totally searched? Nothing deadly or prohibited found on his person?"
Alexa "Reordering paper towels now..."
12/28/2019 12:15:00 AM
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Twenty Two
"He had this in his ass for two days? "
Big Boy JB Pritzker holds the record at 5 1/2 days but it got stuck... Different circumstances really. A mere two is totally plausible.
Nobody mentioned he's from Kalamazoo.
When you grow up playing with kazoos as a kid
you kind of absorb certain knowledge.
Endangered species list:
Tommy the Snail Darter
(get it, he's a bit slow. awaaah, forget it!)
'Turnipseed' is actually a German surname.
I'm dying to know the story.
Dung Dealers hide the stash in the rectum.
Punks buy the stuff, fire it up, then say "Great shit, man."
Not this Bandit, sir.
As many of you know, my butt tattoo reads: Exit Only.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Two days? He had this in his ass for two days? And how many pizzas did he get from Dart?
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Turns out it was only fecal matter fashioned to resemble a weapon that fired corn niblets and the serial numbers were obliterated...
Did anyone see the photo of the gun? It's a partially restored ancient beater wrapped in wire and tape. If he had that in his ass, he's an American hero.
Said he doesn't know whose gun it is. Kim refuses to charge because he won't admit it is his gun.
Heard this story on WBBM, didn’t read it in the Tribune that they usually read on air. Where did they get this story???
Is that a gun in your crotch or are you just happy to see me?
Lockup’s need to have them TSA type X-ray scanning machines.....
Since our felons colons seem to be so flexible
Problem solved without the illegal strip searching burdens imposed by liberals.
Those Berwyn coppers are lucky they don't have to deal with COPA
Maybe dumb dumb will file a lawsuit claiming his 2nd amendment rights were violated by leaving him defenseless in the ccdoc.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
“‘...And how many pizzas did he get from Dart? ...”
As many as he wanted.
12/28/2019 12:15:00 AM
AND a hand job from "Rev" Jesse Jackson!!
Wtf thank youn aclu, libtatrds, consent decree and all other stupids who need safe spaces. Youve put everyones lives in jeopardy with your stupid non touchy feely insanity. Scary scary scary.
I just do not understand why every law enforcement agency does not use metal scanners on each and every arrestee and then body searches. It is only by the Grace of God some police officer or sheriff was not killed.
Just curious, but is Jaetuan short for something?
His brother’s name is Tarpingo. Where do they get these names?
Is he a crack shot?
He practiced supreme trigger discipline to keep a loaded pistol down there. Maybe Dart offers the pizza to shit out the contraband, genius i say genius
Sorry, but there is NO EXCUSE to miss a gun in the crotch area or the ass area. A good pat down would gave found this. Coppers are afraid that they are doing something wrong . But you need to do a good search. Many bag things could have happened. Thank God they didnt
Obviously doe wasn’t too worried about quick cc access “for protection”. Probably just sat on it when he went to the baffroom so really, it ain’t mines applies. Room for affordable bond and quick release (already out) and another CookCo affirmative defense; ‘they stopped me for walking funny’ - is a no probable cause (but that’s not the only reason he was initially stopped).
So, does Cook County lockup Dep Sheriffs get metal detector wands and local suburban Departments don’t?
Remembering the good old days of using the 6 D-cell Kel Lite clank for those crotch tap downs.
In the grand scheme of mismanagement...
Here, I understand that CAPS budget can get jungle gym bouncy funhouses (easier than loaves of bread) and yet there’s no metal detector search devices in lockups or processing areas.
CCS..."U have a Gun up your What???"
Inmate..."It's not mine, I'm just holding it for a friend"
You've got to love the discovery process. There's No WAY they cant prosecute this one...
Keister it!
Would have been interesting to see him try to fast draw that sucker.
Gives new meaning to dropping a deuce.... that’s dropping a double deuce(.22)
You guys just need a "crack officer" at the jail to check everyone.
Shit happens!!!!!!
Hope the revolver was hammerless
So the Berwyn coppers missed the gun during their initial search, then the county guys at the lockup at Maywood missed it, only to be found once at Cook County Jail. A few heads should roll on this one.
“Hey dude, you either got a gun halfway up your ass.or, you have a real bad case of hemroids “
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Berwyn officers are very lucky.
12/28/2019 03:09:00 AM
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A whole lot of people were lucky during those two days, and yes, SOME of their heads will roll.
That’s what I call A shity search
Gonna be a lot of unpaid downtime spread all around on that one, for sure!
@I fart in your general direction-lmao. All while dancing in his pretty loft.
Use metal detectors
Anonymous said...
'Turnipseed' is actually a German surname.
I'm dying to know the story.
12/28/2019 05:13:00 AM
...An old ghoul who worked at the M.E.?
He said those weren’t his pants nor his underwear........ so that gun ain’t his!
Heard this story on WBBM, didn’t read it in the Tribune that they usually read on air. Where did they get this story???
12/28/2019 07:51:00 AM
Did ths PoS Jim Krauser do the story?
That is the same incompetent PoS that said the Holloween shooter yelled "Twenty Six"
Jim Krauser's fuccking brain couldn't separate, Two Six
what a fucktard!!!!
Dealing with our idiot chief in berwyn is just as bad as dealing with copa. We’re sure a couple of heads will roll with this sh*#storm!!
These aren’t my pants...... these aren’t my underwear...... how did I get here?
Every police station should have metal detectors when processing arrestees. A pat down isn't efficient 100%
"Office, dat aint my asshole"
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Someone found Gary Wiseman's lost pistol. After he lost it in the back of a squad car, he was crowned chief of a suburban department.
12/28/2019 02:55:00 AM
And the best part is it was found by an arrestee being transported who tapped on the cage and told the copper driving, "Look what I found back here." Very lucky transport officer.
maybe he liked it
Anonymous said...
"Office, dat aint my asshole"
12/28/2019 09:03:00 PM
"It is NOW..."
Gives new meaning to adjusting the package.
Derek Jeter was from Kalamazoo also.
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