Yes, We've Seen the Poster
If you haven't, here it is (click for larger version of dumbassery):
Yes, we saw the date of January 2019, but the Day Off groups he lists line up with January 2020. We also have most of his social media page thanks to many dozens of emails. What a fucking goofball. You know who else has the info? Gang bangers trolling his page who have their own accounts saying how they're going to crash the party. How does everyone think that is going to go, remembering we're under a Consent Decree microscope.
Two hundred arrests? In 022? Some helpful souls ran the actual numbers and he's in Box #1 for maybe twenty arrests total, the other one-hundred-eighty being as an "assist" unit. We've known wagon crews who rack up almost three-hundred "arrests" an "assist" unit, transporting Tact teams.
Back to softball though. Talk about your narcissistic generation. Here's a bit of advice kid - act like you've been there before. And cancel this stupidity before someone sets you up for a giant fall.
Two hundred arrests? In 022? Some helpful souls ran the actual numbers and he's in Box #1 for maybe twenty arrests total, the other one-hundred-eighty being as an "assist" unit. We've known wagon crews who rack up almost three-hundred "arrests" an "assist" unit, transporting Tact teams.
Back to softball though. Talk about your narcissistic generation. Here's a bit of advice kid - act like you've been there before. And cancel this stupidity before someone sets you up for a giant fall.
Labels: dumb ideas, silly people
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
300 Comments:
Is this for real? It has to be a joke.
Guaranteed that this rubber drives a lifted Jeep.
Dumbass posted a pic of himself in lock up WITH A TASER!
Haha! WTF is this? Can’t be real.
WTF! Oh man, this guy has a lot to learn. He is the only one unaware of his stupidity. Danger Will Robinson! Danger!
Is this for real? Name this goof. The perfect example of why people hate the police. Arrogant self righteous douchebag. Bet these arrests are mostly for Class C’s. I’m crashing this party too.
How many convictions?
Fucktard.
F%*^% crazy guy. !!!! 200+ Parker’s party ???
This is why we are referred to as "clowns". Thanks you idiot.
Why are you locking up anybody anymore!!
And he "got" the arrests working days on an incident team. Lt. at roll call said there's going to be changes on the team. Funny thing is Captain Joyce said 2 weeks ago be very careful about what you post on social media because more than a dozen cops in Philly got fired for the content on their social media.
Hrrmmm...
A "special" kind of idiot?
Seriously... Who the fuck in their right mind does this?
Couldn't he just STFU, humbly hold his hat in his hands
and quietly genuflect upon the tops of his shoes
instead of shouting - "HEY! LOOK AT ME AND MY 200 ARRESTS?"
This mindless m/fer is dangerous in all the worst ways
and he's too obtuse to have enough restraint, constraint
and introspection to know how dangerous he is to himself
and his fellow officers.
...He must be trying to catch a rep
as a "worker" and get into a "unit."
How many stupid-assed, nonsensical beefs
does this junior "Police God" have?
Anyone who works with him
after this is a damned fool.
Any boss who lujacks some poor, misfortunate, sad, sore
and sorry sod into riding with him should be ashamed...
Let me guess is on a Tac Team and where’s a hoodie everywhere in the station. This is the guy who probably gets into it with the dispatcher when she politely asks to repeat something. This is probably the same guy who you do a transport for and takes 30 minutes to show up to lock up. This is probably the same type of guy who shows up to the shooting scene and instead of looking for the offender tells uniform guys where the tape should go lol I love that one. These are the same tools who go 80 mph 2 minutes after the disregard. - 7yr Roosevelt Rd
This has to be a fucking joke??? What dumb softball embarrassment of a cop would do this? Total loser. Someone high up at 35th might want to put this guy on psyc leave
We’re no longer supposed to use the word retarded but...
This is a joke right??
What a fuckin douche
This has to be a joke! If not, you are a stroke.
That’s gta be a joke. Can’t be that stupid!!
Sweet kid! I’ll pass on to you the bag of dicks I received when I eclipsed 2000 arrests years back. If you like, you can saddle on to my active lawsuit too! I’ve also got a small stack of honorables and a few DCs you can have too, sitting somewhere in my basement that NO ONE gives a damn about. Pro tip, in the last 3 or 4 years, you can count the number of arrests I’ve made using your fingers.
This is a joke right?
What a fucking hand job this clown must be to post some stupid shit like this.
I sure hope this was a joke because it was painful to read what this guy wrote about himself. Talk about insecure and pathetic.
LMAO!!!:-D Sad & Pathetic
Take off your jeans my son, and bend over the alter of the CAPS tactical teams desk!
what a self-centered, arrogant, egotistical,pompous dick wad. What a pile of puppy shit. Does he have his tactical knife and heavy duty Carhartt jacket for his big arrests. Can you imagine this good talking off duty
Anyone who attends and fuels this douchebag’s ego gets what they deserve at that shit bar. I am enraged at the reality that people on this job are so narcissistic that they are simultaneously as dumb as the day is long. This party for fucking morons should be immediately cancelled before something bad happens over there. Obviously all the gangbangers have seen this stupid shit. I actually hope this is a joke but I’m fearing it isn’t.
Unfortunately, guys like this are a dime a dozen nowadays. 010 has more than a few of these guys. Tatted up, tight shirts and pants and shit for brains.
Hey SCC you should post his honorable mention that's floating around, it names him and is pretty funny....
Somebody send it in....
This is 2 days old. It’s a 300 arrest party now!!!
Well, that's a special kind of retardation, given the current climate... social media too... wow!
One party I will not be attending.
Wise up, assholes.
How can i contribute to his 10-1 party?
The BOTTOM LINE:
How much did he make with overtime TOTAL?
This has to be a joke. Nobody is that stupid!
Not the first, won’t be the last...
And then there are those who brag about car chases and get a big giant boner for SAYING the words “weapon recovered”. Oh, not to mention those who walks around the station yelling “i got a felony upgrade”!!!!
What an idiot!!!! Makes me cringe!
Hahahahaha hahahaha! It’s idiots like this guy that make people laugh. Laughing is good. Thanks for the laugh softball. You sure don’t have very good self preservation instincts whoever you are. Good luck with your career.
Lol. Be the change ! Still don’t know what that means, but I
hear the goofs at the academy are telling newbies not to listen
to the veterans! Veterans are 5 years and up! If you work inside
with less than 5 years you do not belong inside or working days ;
you belong in the streets. Everyone has child care issues or problems.
Only in 022 ! Hahahaha. Anybody in the academy telling these lies
to the newbies ???? How about some names !
With “200+” arrests and this goof has NO BALLS to host a “party” in the district where he works at.
Stay safe boys and girls of 009, sorry you may have to deal with this “large gathering”
Maybe he should buy the whole 3rd watch lunch for potentially have to deal with his buffoonery.
Absolute douchebag! Sadly this department is overrun with entitled snowflake assholes like this. Half the 3rd watch and all the tact team in 004 are basically equivalent to this tool. This department is filled with goofs, hence the reason we are our own worst enemy!
What an idiot. Any felony arrests? This guy must really love himself. Probably the type that flexes in the mirror and takes pictures of himself. To the rest of you, be safe and have a great 2020.
A real winner! This is what the job has come to.
Hahaha! Someone shorted my man on self-awareness.
Looking on the bright side, this event apparently happened almost a year ago, so should be smooth sailing...
All I can say is, "what a dumbass"! 200 arrests...big deal, like SCC says, 195 are assisting or transporting. Obviously, this is kid with NO time on the job. Gee, Can I make Tact now boss???
I remember my 200th arrest party, it was the greatest. Next up phone calls from TruTV, A&E, HBO, choose wisely and can’t wait for the documentary.
Shame on the individual(s) who passed this goofball during the psych portion of the hiring process. This asshole is a nut job!!!!
Dork say what
Softball fest at frankie's. Come and see the living legend as he tells his war stories to his vast audience of admirers.
this has to be a practical joke
Hopefully OFC azzhole has a long and productive career picking up trash in the 022 Dist parking lot under the direct supervision of Lt (Putz) Renolds!
What
A
Handjob!
That’s where that tub of meritorious lieutenant shit Paz had his promotional party.
IAD and COPA will be in attendance.
If you guys only saw the A**clown in 006 on midnights who makes his ppo partner yell “Weapon recovered” over the air on a suicide job. He got rewarded with a spot on the incident team by a merit Sgt. Now you should see what this clown posts on social media. I guess sometimes we create our own problems by feeding their egos.
What the CPD captain stated about Philly coppers getting fired for social media bill shit, grade school posting on facelessmind book. Heard a dozen will take a hit. The states' attorney in Philly makes Getto Kimbo look like Perry Mason prosecuting cases.
I agree old-timers know shit, run into them and tell them after your homeless and getting cheese from the government cheesem you punk asses.
Who the fuck is this douchebag
Mr Rogers asks “Can you say small pee pee syndrome”?? “I knew you could” !!!
So what do you get with over 5,000 arrest box 1 and box 2 in 30 years of service ... nothing you fucking tool
Oh I am fo sure going just to see this mush in true form
"...tatted up, tight shirt and pants..."
Ok. Now you got my attention. I bet it will look like a Village People party. Count me in!
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
This is why we are referred to as "clowns". Thanks you idiot.
Pathetic and Sad....
Must be in some Robbery Team by now....
"Hand me my protein shake wagon guy!.. I'm the real police!"
I like how he lists himself as a DILF. What a tool.
WTF???
Glad I am only woke enough to find/use Second City Cop, Cubs home page and da Bears home page. Still have a flip cell and sorry Sox fans I was alive in 59 for the air raid siren and abuse you gave me being a NL fan.
His posts are not as bad as the 3rd watch merit sgt in 007
Probably only 6 hours of Court OT...heard One of the 200 was a suspended DL of an 80 year old
I always loved the idiots who had checkerboard tattoos around there biceps
When I worked in 004 tact (1973) 20 arrests a month was normal. But in today's climate, 20 in 20 years is too much.......this guy ought to be ready to lose his job, pension, freedom.
Search “ off_aggz “ on google images and look through some of his pictures. The kid is a clown.
U must be stupid and waiting to get FIRED!
Remember COPA and Black Lives Matter is not on our side ever, dummies!
Dont forget the full tapered beard wearing dork .. as you can see from his picture. This is what the city wants to higher. Looking forward to all the big lawsuits in the next 5 to 10 years from all these clowns they are giving police jobs to now. What happened to quilty vs quantity??
This fool will NEVER make it to retirement land!
Stay fetal and get paid!
From KMA 25+ years out on this job and waiting for 55 years old.
Is LT. Ozzy Valedez (unit 610) going to be the guest of honor and do the introductions?
"You don't go full retard!"
This guy needs a kick in the fucking ass. I’d be busting his balls at roll call and he’d take it until he acted right. Poor dumb fuck. Guys, guess what I did???? Who gives a fuck? You lil fucktard now go and get your shine box!!!
I had 2,678 arrests BC-before cameras. ZERO AC-after cameras!😎
Yep...loser city over there. Great job kid.
-not an old timer
So I decided to Google search the party under this goofs Instagram account. He closed his account, but all of his selfie photos flexing his muscles in uniform are still on the internet. This guy is dangerous and an embarrassment to CPD. Hope BIA steps in and shuts this guy down before his party. Nothing good can come from this, and we don't need more embarrassment splashed crossed the nightly news.
I’m a millennial and have one felony arrest this month. Now where is my trophy?
This is typical of what passes for cpd everywhere now.
Carharts, baseball caps and Jeeps with a special appearance by the Punisher. Hope there's parking lot security. Hammers.
I hope this is an early April Fools day joke.
I've been retired for several years now and I have to say that if true, the douche responsible for the glorious 200 arrest poster has got to be one of the biggest hand jobs around.
I would advise immediate mental health screening. Nobody sane could come up with such a " slap myself on the back and blow myself" douchery. Hey, go fuck your 200 arrests.
This goof is on Facebook and Instagram posting pics of himself posing and working out in the lockup and on the street with offenders. Not smart.
I’m an FTO and these new guys coming on think writing parking tickets is police work.
It’s real unfortunately. I’m kind of torn how to react to this. Part of me says this kid is a complete and utter stroke. Which he is. However, we were all young at one time or another on this job. We all had fun. We all made terrible mistakes and thought we were awesome. Call it the PACMAN syndrome from the movie colors. Eventually we all growUp and look back and realize that we were all fools and really cheesy with the cop stuff sometimes. This guy by far has taken it way overboard. He clearly is identified by nothing else except being a cop. I hate to tell your kid, but cops are not liked by pretty much anyone anymore and you are not impressing anybody. Your posts are ridiculous. Your arrests are even more embarrassing. We all know that you do not have box one or box 2 with 200+ arrest. We also know that years ago some policeman would commonly have 200 arrests in just a couple periods and would make 800 to 1000 arrests a year. You are making a fool out of yourself to people who have actually done this job and made really good arrest and put a lot of REAL bad people in prison for a really long time. Instead of touting how awesome you are by throwing yourself a party why not do this job for a little while and learn something. You are not gods gift to police officers. In the eyes of people who have done this job you are mediocre or lackluster at best. A bunch of “class A” misdemeanor‘s is not exactly stellar police work. A bunch of one bagger PCS on 50 and 60 year old hypes is not stellar police work. A bunch of paper jumping on the tac teams arrest is not stellar police work. Especially when you takeThose assisting arrest and count them as your own and tell everyone you have 200 arrest and throw yourself a party. Grow up and stop thinking that this job is a TV show and stop pretending to be something on social media that you really are not. Don’t be surprised when people who are on this job get a hold of this and react the way that they are reacting. It’s because we know. The difference is you don’t have enough time or experience to know yet. You just think that you do. When you do the type of police work that you are doing and hustle the way you hustle and stay humble and quiet about it then people notice you.. when you pump yourself up the way you do you get noticed and hated because the work you do, although it is activity is not anything special. Thanks for the work, but be humble, be quiet and just do your job.
200. That’s nothing. Ray Ray in PTS had 47!! 47 AR’s in mass transit... he leads the unit in activity. He I’ll tell you so himself several times without even asking him
Lmao!! What a freaking tool!!
This can't be real......can it?!!! If it is someone should let young Skywalker know that 200 ain't shit and was probably close to the average of 19kr years ago when we could still do our job. Most average PO's were bringing in heads close to that number in a busy district.. Don't remember any celebration of it though. In this current climate why would you : A) be working this hard? B) why the hell call attention to yourself? C) post the location of ANY police related function where any Fed, COPA, IPRA, OPS, etc... or Shithead ( all interchangeable ) can see it?
Screw it. I say all the old coppers from say 1995-2006 who worked in SOS show up to the party and drink on this fools dime. Just don’t give any of those SOS guys your house keys, you may find stuff missing when you get home!! I kidding I kidding!!
WTF?
Bragging because you made stats for the boss?
Fucking Asshole!
NEVER publish the location of a cop party. FOOLS!
Meet in small groups at staggered (NO pun intended)
times and keep things quiet. DA GANGS gonna love
to trash your ride, bro. Fucking Jacked-Up Jeep ain't
no match for gasoline poured on the tires. See the fucking
pics from Europe. Big destruction costs very little money.
I may have a party when I receive my 200th pension check But I aint advertising it on facebook. Is he paying the bar tab?
Anybody who goes to this asshat's celebration is as big of a tool as he is. This is the type of person we don't need on the job with his messed up attitude. I might just go there park down the block, or around the corner and take some pictures of the fuck heads who support this guy. (Who knows, the news media might beat me to the best picture location.) What a fucking idiot.
Rent a convoy of Party Buses with "We Are Cops" posters
plastered to the exteriors and wind your way on a Magial
Mystery Graveyard Tour thru the 'Hoods.
Scc will have live broadcast
And on the 7th day, he rested!
Please come to my party in Edison Park....
200+ days WITHOUT an arrest!
Lol. Be the change ! Still don’t know what that means, but I
hear the goofs at the academy are telling newbies not to listen
to the veterans! Veterans are 5 years and up! If you work inside
with less than 5 years you do not belong inside or working days ;
you belong in the streets. Everyone has child care issues or problems.
Only in 022 ! Hahahaha. Anybody in the academy telling these lies
to the newbies ???? How about some names !
Again.. Whatever tinfoil hat that you have on, that keeps relaying this message "from the academy" couldn't be farther from the truth. Not only do I encourage recruits to watch and listen to veterans, I also tell them to put their fucking phones away and approach officers and engage in a conversation. The academy can't fix EVERY recruit, and they certainly can't control how PPO's act when they leave. The academy knows some of the issues, and they can't control the fact that PPO's do or don't due things when they hit the streets.
Also, FYI, we despise the 5-6 year wonders that magically land in the academy too! Please apply when the NOJO comes out..
Hey "ofc_aggz", be sure to wear your White Travolta
Disco Suit so we can walk up and say 'Hello'.
And for those of your age with a propensity for the
"underscore" key (_ _ _ _ _ _) used between letters of the
alphabet, we say print out a whole shit ton of them and
stick them up your ass.
Is that Canaryville? Now it makes sense.
You should see this losers pics and homemade videos that he’s posted. Doing chin-ups, video showing him wearing an excess of jewelry that would make Mr. T proud with rap music blaring in the background. He also describes himself as a ”DILF” in a pic posted of him, his kid and his ghettoed out Dodge Challenger. Hopefully you can find them somewhere even though he took his pages down. If not, I forwarded them to SCC already. This goof is a loose canon that will be fired or incarcerated before he hits 5 years on the job (yes he’s the literal TWO YEAR WONDER). This will probably happen sooner than later because he’s walking around the station vowing to get even with whoever leaked his photos. Tough guy Randy Aguilar (yep that’s his name - he needs to be outed) says he’s “gonna bring the pain to the leakers”. I can’t wait to see this all go down.
How many of his arrest were for drinking on the public way, wreckless conduct or some other nonsense? This individual should be a real man for once in his life and get a real charge.
He drives a Lifted Rubber and has fantasies about joining
the Marine Unit
Those fucking knobby oversized tires, the ones
you paid >$250/each for, the ones good in sand, snow,
mud, gravel, rocks------well they melt just like the little
green Army men WE used to set ablaze with lighter
fluid back in OUR day. For you, you played Video Games
in Air Conditioning, and thus have SHIT FOR BRAINS.
Anytime, anywhere. Just like our conventional propeller
aircraft learned to defeat the very small quantity of German
state-of-art Jet fighter planes late in WWII (they waited for
them to make approach for landings), we will pick you off
on your Starbucks runs, your recharge-my-devices runs,
and your fast food runs. Ye who have never spent more
than 7 days in the woods without a hot shower, you are
doomed to fail vs. the Boomer Generation. You don't know
what hard times are and never will.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
F%*^% crazy guy. !!!! 200+ Parker’s party ???
12/29/2019 12:18:00 AM
That’s being planned for the two females in 008 that wrote 1400 parkers and 700 movers just to keep their spot on days. To be fair they were told by the two LT’s that was the going rate to have a management spot.
I'll just tell you this, and you know it's all true:
If the force were trusted to a cadre of these assholes,
Chicago would fall inside of 3 short weeks.
That's EXACTLY why Eddie Johnson is gone, Beck is
here (for now), and some changes will be made, albeit akin
to shots in the dark.
The new generation is bad meat from the start. Not fit
for dog food or for Rocky to hit in a freezer as frozen slabs.
But that's on them. Never fear, Capitalism will save the day
and your life in your jacked up traversing vehicle. If the U.S.
Army wanted "jacked" all-purpose transport vehicles in WWII,
the contract would have spelled that out. Boys, you will all
but be destined for poverty and ignorance in your old age.
Enjoy the fucking Alpo.
We'll see what he's made of when those 200 show up to the party. Keep lowering those standards to be the police. Hope this is a joke.
Just like those Church-sponsored junkets to the
Holy Land, what do you want to bet that "Our Boy,
The Event Planner" will eat & drink for free @Frankies?
He's a fucking toasted marshmallow. ChestBALLS roasting
on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose..................
Move the party to a place not in the ghetto and I’m there.
5 years on the job=veteran officer comment made me laugh out loud.
Unheard of in Charlie Beck's LAPD.
Right now Beck is checking opening times for office supply
stores in LA, in the market for Green Eyeshades.
Those actions are a defense and trial lawyer’s wet dream. I’d bet this goof has a huge tattoo of The Punisher in the Blue Lives Matter colors.
I’d lay money he drives a huge pickup truck also.
This kid needs to be sat down and talked to.
Hey, "ofc_aggz", why not organize a virtual hangout
for you and your kind so you can sip the ultra expensive
Cognac neat in your footie pajamas then jump into bed
covered by your horse feather filled duvets? The money
you save on gas and retail booze is substantial. The online
generation appearing in public? Sheeet!
This guy will end up being a merit supervisor somewhere down the line
12:15AM. Name That GOOF!
Walk-this-way, talk-this-way, walk-this-way.
Fucker took down his online presence.
What does that tell you?
He-Could-Go-All-The-Way!
This is going to be a great party.
The hangover will be COPA interviewing all his arrestee.
Jan 2021 he'll be in callback celebrating his 20,000 case reports.
Maybe the Bengals will grab this guy.
At this point, the Bengals will grab anybody.
The guy in 003 long forms all his tvbs. Then he ones that he does bring in, asks bosses what he can lock them up for. Hahaha
Congrats kid, u made yourself the laughingstock of the department. And this will haunt you your entire career.
I just went down on my 200th PCI for 2019. The party will be at Hinky Dinks on 13Jan (2020)
Thankfully on days come 2020. 3W is full of management kiss asses who go in for hrs with stupid TVBs and ISRs on weekends when there is staff shortages."I'm a worker" they say. Well then, let the back logs roll.
Then you have clowns like these 2-4 year wonders who grow a thin beard, wear xs 5/11 cargos and a xs grunt style shirt or hoody, plus a checkered cpd nit cap worn backward, and a Bed Bath and Body works hand sanitizing dispenser (baby blue or pink). Relax clowns, your are not part of a Fed task force going after Cartels or Human Traffickers. Your a group of wannabe departed movie watching, slamming bumbs for an anov "team". Leave those appearances to the collar counties/regional task forces who actually do it right.
Finally, pls stop playing secret squirrel on the zone. Go over car to car and time stamp the warrantless searches and seizures. Btw, working in a high gang and narcotic area doesn't give you reasonable anything, and an uknown hand to hand is basically that (nothing). Also, 2-4 years is not experience in a terry stop.
There's a reason why reverse seniority is used in your tactifull unit. For one shall i mention consent decree monitors and lightgroots former copa/ipra/ops, ACLU with full access to ISR and TSSS?
Anyway, old timers can be slow and disgruntled, which means they don't do much (fetal) Which means they get it. Good luck on your millenial party and start collecting for your 10-1 benefit. Maybe selling shirts with half a Superman and a CPD logo saying "I'm the Change" might help sell.
Read between the Lines! This is a Reflection of the lack of Leadership and perhaps as importantly, a lack of "Mentoring" at CPD. Too many Kids are leading kids, and occasionally being led by Merit Hack Bosses. Add to that the love affair Millennial Cops have with Social Media, while failing to realize everything they put out there is retrievable! Initially, I was angered by this, but then I actually felt sorry for this Mope. In just a few hours, Weed will be legal. Consider what would happen if one of his arrestees showed up at the bash High and with a gun. Or how many defense attorneys are reading the blog, and figuring out how to file appeals for their clients, who may have been arrested by this officer? Well they wanted "Change" and "Diversity", and maybe they got more of both, than they can handle. Stay Safe, never forget, even in the Digital Age:"We are forever, Prisoners of what we Say, and Masters of what we Do Not Say." Baby "G"
This place sucks, it's a gangbanger hangout and you know there will be problems.
Who is this and what morons would attend this ridiculousness?
Can I have an autograph ?
Something else that should be an arrestable offense is the improper use of apostrophes, or lack thereof.
Holy hair gel and leather gloves Batman! What a fricken tool.
Reminds me of a young supervisor who brought in a cake for all the rest of his coworkers including me on the night he collected his 100th union grievance in his first year as a supervisor. I picked up a plate so I looked like a team player, and sent a text to one of my employees to call me on the radio so I could make a clean get away from that $hitshow.
Just another millennial copper using the position on social media to get laid. Doesn’t care about the job or his co-workers just about what looks good on instagram and Facebook what a joke.
We have all had goofs that we know of in our department and in our districts. Problem is.....this generation is an immediate gratification/look at me generation. Don't know if mommy or daddy didn't show enough attention growing up or its just the social media blasts.
Kid.....I promise that you will have problems. We are under a microscope and ANY AND EVERY posting on social media will be scrutinized. Do not have social media accounts. You endanger your families and your livelihood. We are at war and the public/media are our enemies.
Maxxed Out
If this is no joke, all I can say is this dude is a complete over the pants hand job. And that goes for anyone who buys into him & goes. I think this individual needs to be known so those of us who might happen to have an interaction w/ him, can avoid him.
Word of advice to anyone who does go, that bar is smack dab in the middle of a gang war You’ll be surrounded by SD’s, 26ers, Saints & La Raza
Killed his insta page. Cached versions still exist. Guy looks like a total douchebag.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:kKtD3D3DH8AJ:picpanzee.com/ofc_aggz+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
Anonymous said...
Guaranteed that this rubber drives a lifted Jeep.
12/29/2019 12:10:00 AM
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Ahahahahahhahahahajahjahahaah , and wears skinny
Jeans ahahahahah
Former County guy turned CPD going on my 3rd year. I find it absolutely amazing that the biggest threat I face is the guy sitting in the squad next to me sometimes.....not the animals all around us. So many loose cannons hellbent on "Making a name".... I thought when I came over I would work with some new guys. Nope! Same egos different color uniforms. Sit back and enjoy the check.
I did a quick google images search...
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you ?
I’ve seen some arrogant ignorant hair gels in my 25 years, but you my friend,
Take the Cake.
Anonymous said...
Hahaha! Someone shorted my man on self-awareness.
12/29/2019 02:21:00 AM
Winner.
Probabply doesn't read the blog. As a nonLEO, i Spoke with a 2 year wonder who stated they were told in tbe academy NOT to read this blog. His older parner, j7st shook his head. Wonder if this is the same guy or his twin?
I do not want to ever read this guy or any other LEO is on the ODMP site and our flags are flying at half mast because of this issue or his family/friends in inconsolable tears.
Someone please take him aside and at least attempt some sense into the brain. Probably a wasted effot. The rest of us please prsy his eyes and heart are open to reality. America is no longer Mayberry.
Prayers for all
Why in the fuck does anyone use Facebook? ♠️
I on the other side admire this guy. I got 15 years on the street and barely have a quarter of those arrest. He apparently doesn’t know we all get paid the same!
Below is the number of people that actually care:
0.
Some guys believe their own bullshit. They look up their arrests and awards every day. I used to love “ paper jumpers”. Funny, until they go to court or are sued. Free advice. No paper jumping.
I don't get it what Am I missing?
Im sure the cb queen aka bathroom girl in 10 will have her party soon
So you think anyone will come to his benefit when he gets himself jammed up. That or come and meet the next Super.
He doesn’t compare to ole JD from 007 fame about two years ago. I still look at his selfies on the “gang tactical team” when I’m having a bad day
I can't wait for my 200th arrest, hopefully by 29 & a day I get it
People still wear their uniform coming to and from work. The less people know about you the better. Some people don't even cover up thrir uniform coming or going.
I admit I didn't even read the full article and assumed this was for a offender who has 200+ arrests. This guys is one of us?! I am speechless.
Is the party in a phone booth?
Ofc Aggz, you are a CLOWN
softball snowflake , counts a tvb as an arrest
handjob
but I hear the goofs at the academy are telling newbies not to listen
to the veterans! Anybody in the academy telling these lies
to the newbies ???? How about some names !
12/29/2019 01:30:00 AM
Anonymous
Some things never change. I was in the academy in mid 90's and those young nit wit instructors were telling us not to pay attention to the old timers back then. Take this, you young whipper snappers, from an old copper, take everything you're told with a grain of salt. Temper your enthusiasm with the tales of trouble that the veteran officers tell you of, go arrest everyone you want to as long as it's justified because those lawsuits these old cops tell you of are a real thing and if you're not 100% right, you going to have problems. Now enjoy the first 10 years of your career because that's as good as it's gonna get because, once you've got a few years under your belt, you realize what the score is and if you want to be around for your pension, those old coppers just were right.
Here's a question, how does some ass wipe with less than 10 years on the job get to be an instructor at the academy? Must be like those desk people with like 2 years on the job also. Damn house louses are everywhere.
I'm having a 200 beef samiches eaten partay (my fatass only ate 40 though, BUT I stood in line while another 160 beef samiches were ordered). Series of pictures commemorating this feat will be up on my Myspace ASAP. Please like it. Please come to my partay.
About 10 years ago my old parter and I got over 200 arrests (with assists) and id check my #s pretty regularly. I had 3/4 years on and I thought it was pretty damn good. It was the most arrests in the district, and I thought I’d get some kind of recognition for it. Nope, didn’t get even an “atta boy”. Nobody gave a flyin fuck, and rightfully so. I cringe at this memory. But this guy. This copper is at a whole other level of wtf. Some people just need to learn humility the hard way. 1st and 16th.
The important question: Does this stunt help or hurt Frankie's Place when it comes to Yelp reviews?
Get serious... It is common knowledge that only at 350+ arrests does one half inch get added to your penis. That is LENGTH only, nothing adjusts girth.
C'mon, 200 is the wrong threshold. Display a bit of reason.
That's him, with the Punisher Edition.
That Monk won't ever buy you lunch, so why bother?
Two hundred arrests? What a development!
If you invite the CCSO, Dart can arrange to bring the pizza.
Well... At least this is not a party at a bowling alley. Cosmic Bowl is reserved for 500+ arrests.
007 especially tac has quite a few 2 year wonders like this one with bushy beards, tight outfits, tatts the whole works. Few females too on social media boasting about their first arrest etc. One female from 007 even snapchatted a gun recovery even though that gun was used in a shooting. Old Rod Rob took care of that though.
If a bunch of justice involved gang members show up there is a chance that 200+ count might become legit in the aftermath. Or... not...
Any party celebrating 200+ arrests which is NOT held in Boystown is to be deemed illegitimate. YOU ARE HELD TO A HIGHER STANDARD!
Why not hold off and have the party at Chicago new casino? Opening soon I am sure...
The future of CPD = 100% class and style! Bank on it!
This is probably the super cop that trump was talking about.
Lol. Be the change ! Still don’t know what that means, but I
hear the goofs at the academy are telling newbies not to listen
to the veterans! Veterans are 5 years and up! If you work inside
with less than 5 years you do not belong inside or working days ;
you belong in the streets. Everyone has child care issues or problems.
Only in 022 ! Hahahaha. Anybody in the academy telling these lies
to the newbies ???? How about some names !
016 CAPS mostly 3 year wonders. “I can’t do midnights, who do I need to talk to about this.”
Total of 12years of experience between them all. Suck it up and go get me some activity you old watch dogs. Seniority has it’s privileges.
Definitions, we like definitions around here...
Weapons.....Tusks, baseball bats, knives.....
O.J. acquired rickets at age 2 leaving him pigeon-toed
and bow-legged, but that didn't stop him from getting
into the NFL. And as far as arm strength goes........
So say what you will, this Freak Kop is his own worst
enemy. Odds are he won't make it past age 39 in his
current mental state.
It sounds like area north homicide expert himself. M.L.I work in a district and heard he’s THE closer.
I will be hosting a party for 200+ positive community interaction. Date, time, location tbd
With 200 arrests, does he get the bronze or silver Punisher sticker for his lifted jeep or a new baseball cap to wear backwards?
Hair gel or millennial?
Just axin
Either this fucker never really existed (was a total creation),
or he disappeared himself. You decide. Gang turkey shoot?
Maybe. Maybe just a dumb fuck with too much time on his
hands.
ALL listed links wind up as a dead end or "not in service".
As SCC said, the Gangs troll this site.
The CPD bathroom selfie pic is the best
Typical instagram picts.
Stupid flatbill baseball hat, the "I look COOL" beard, grunt-style tshirts, hoodies, skinny jeans...
Basically screams "Yeah, it's small, real small"
No jacked up jeep, which is surprising, but he's got something better- A wanna-be muscle car. Which suits his personality sooo much better: "Wanna-be".
022 should be so lucky they have this instagram commando in the District. They can all go home and let "Force of One" (and his photographer) hold the streets down.
This handjob needs to choke on a big slice of Humble Pie!
What kind of punks are they hiring for the Chicago Police Department? How stupid can you be this goes above stupidity he’s not acting stupidly he’s acting suicidal he Is jeopardizing other police officers along with himself and his family this asshole should be stripped and fired we don’t need pieces of shit on a job like this he needs to find a job working at a restaurant maybe you could find a job at the bar where having his party talk about a punk move.
So I'm guessing this means my 1,000 ISR's red carpet gala may not be such a good idea either??
People can be this stupid and arrogant. There is no other way to say it,
What a F'ing moron.
A social media darling, the adolescent-adult that is locked at the Tween level of human development. The selfing generation salutes you! I can just see him now, selfie stick in one hand, taser in the other, lip syncing to his favorite pop idol. "Awesome Dude", you are the po-lice.
Yes, it's funny, but sad too. And this type only brings more hate and disgust from the MSM, the Rev-runs, phony activists, and local and national politicians.
Unfortunately there are too many officers just like this guy. According to friends, my old district 010 certainly has a large group of them now, and it seems more transferring in all the time. And they have that idiot Wolfhunter who is a total loser with a badge. The guy is always 99 because no one wants to work with him, he planted drugs in the processing room a few months ago and it was caught on camera, and just last week was beat up and sent to the hospital by a female weighing 100lbs when he responded to a domestic, what a pathetic loser. The dept needs to cut these assholes and make examples of them, or better yet weed them out before they make it to the academy. Give a douchebag some power and they become bigger douchebags.
This guy is just one of the many things wrong with the department. Stay in 022!
Let's see the flyer for his "10-1"
party because he stepped the skin
off his pee-pee on his 201st "arrest."
Inquiring minds want to know who
aided/abetted/encouraged this stupidity?
Somebody should tell him to work those legs.
Anonymous said...
"...Nobody sane could come up with such a
" slap myself on the back and blow myself" douchery.
Hey, go fuck your 200 arrests."
12/29/2019 08:26:00 AM
The take away is:
"Slap myself on the back and blow myself."
Self felicitation & Self fellation?
Even Keesing Bandit would have a hard time
figuring out which way to toss the flag on THAT play...
What a Gawd-awful mental image...
The second post at 7:17 AM:
I Googled "off_aggz": No matches whatsoever.
Who’s the bigger handjob? The person throwing the party or the people that show up to the party.
I just looked him up in Google Images. WHAT A TOOL!!!
If you want to celebrate a milestone, have a party to commemorate achieving a working day furlough, if you make it!
You should see the honorable someone wrote for him that's hanging up in the station. Hilarious!!!
No fair I’m hosting my 300 Parking tickets + 50 impounds in one month party on Jan 16 2020 at Frankies. He’s trying to steal my thunder.
Anonymous said...
"Those fucking knobby oversized tires, the ones
you paid >$250/each for, the ones good in sand, snow,
mud, gravel, rocks------well they melt just like the little
green Army men WE used to set ablaze with lighter
fluid back in OUR day. For you, you played Video Games
in Air Conditioning, and thus have SHIT FOR BRAINS."
12/29/2019 09:45:00 AM
Yeah... And with those knobby LOUD-AS-FUCK tires
you get to hear these nitwits valve-floating those
jacked-up Jeeps at 45 mph because they have 4.56
or 4.88 gears.
Seeing and hearing these stupes
on the expressway is doubly funny.
Send in the CLOWNS!
Clouted-
Liberals-
Of-
Wartorn-
Neighborhoods-
Anonymous said...
You should see this losers pics and homemade videos that he’s posted. Doing chin-ups, video showing him wearing an excess of jewelry that would make Mr. T proud with rap music blaring in the background. He also describes himself as a ”DILF” in a pic posted of him, his kid and his ghettoed out Dodge Challenger. Hopefully you can find them somewhere even though he took his pages down. If not, I forwarded them to SCC already. This goof is a loose canon that will be fired or incarcerated before he hits 5 years on the job (yes he’s the literal TWO YEAR WONDER). This will probably happen sooner than later because he’s walking around the station vowing to get even with whoever leaked his photos. Tough guy Randy Aguilar (yep that’s his name - he needs to be outed) says he’s “gonna bring the pain to the leakers”. I can’t wait to see this all go down.
12/29/2019 09:25:00 AM
Bigger question is, who is the poor cop that has to work with this goof? They must be soft also.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Reminds me of a young supervisor who brought in a cake for all the rest of his coworkers including me on the night he collected his 100th union grievance in his first year as a supervisor. I picked up a plate so I looked like a team player, and sent a text to one of my employees to call me on the radio so I could make a clean get away from that $hitshow.
12/29/2019 11:08:00 AM
Bullshit! You work a little over 200 days a year. This would be a grievance every other day week after week. After 10 days someone would have noticed and moved this guy somewhere. You are just starting bullshit and the unfortunate thing is someone reading this blog will believe you. Put the name and the year out there so we can verify this otherwise you are a fucking liar!
Where’s his Bump card?
Hopes to make a few busts at his party in the heart of Gangland. Let them come to you instead of chasing them. Seems like a good idea.
Beyond strange, but I am seriously thinking/hoping this is a joke. Never heard of that bar, but I grew up in that area and spent more than enough time in the neighborhood bars. Worked tact and 06 cars, made lots of court time money, but this is sad.
Hopes to make a few busts at his party in the heart of Gangland. Let them come to you instead of chasing them. Seems like a good idea.
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