Chicago Ought to Try This

If CPD issued all of our equipment, we could get behind this:

• A New Hampshire police chief stripped down to his underwear and walked into a snowstorm after being stripped of his duties at a local board meeting Tuesday night.
  
  Richard Lee was the police chief for nearly 20 years until a three-member selectboard voted to rely solely on coverage from the New Hampshire State Police during the meeting. He worked part-time as the only member of the department -- which covers the town of Croydon's roughly 700 residents.
  
  He was told to immediately turn in his guns and uniform as well as the keys to his police cruiser, so Lee took off his gear before the board chairman.

Special Ed might have thought twice about getting a knob-job in his Department issued car if he would have had to report to Groot, strip down to his skivvies, and march home in the snow.

But then again, maybe not.