Community Policing in Wisconsin
- A police department in Wisconsin has generated buzz on social media after it sent a Facebook post encouraging people to turn over meth to police for a "free" test to make sure it is not "contaminated" by the new coronavirus.
The Merrill Police Department framed the post as a public service announcement, writing, "If you have recently purchased Meth, it may be contaminated with the Corona Virus." It encouraged people to take it to the police department "and we will test it for free.”
“If you're not comfortable going into an office setting, please request any officer and they'll test your Meth in the privacy of your home. Please spread the word! We are here for you!” the department added.
It's truly sad when we have to take our cues from Merrill Wisconsin to better serve the people of Chicago. What better way to show we care about our drug-addled population? We could test crack, heroin and weed along with any meth you happen to run across. It's the least we can do.
Labels: out-of-state, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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Fucking pathetic and I can’t wait to get out of this mess. All you merit assholes trying to spin me into doing more work, go fuck yourselves!
Signed,
A 24 year working copper.
Crimea would refuse charges and make you give it back.
That's genius. Easy pinch and take the meth of the street. Good one, cheeseheads.
So no ‘merit’ in that department.
Brilliant. What nice guys they have up in Wisconsin, Eh?
The liberal Democrats would say we are lying and try to fire the officers who put the message out.
Bastard communists.
They are not the only ones offering to do this, I read that Johnson City Police Department in Texas will come to you to test your drug for coronavirus. "Being that a large amount of narcotics come from outside the U.S., we want you safe." The Tavares Police Department in Florida wrote. "Bring it by our station and we will test your batch within minutes!" Get onboard the train CPD.
Great idea!
Uh Oh! I see what they did there....Tricky, tricky, tricky.
A police department in a Florida posted this as well. Sounds like this is making the rounds.
Unlike Wisconsin you’ll walk free here.
It reminds me on the sting that the Feds pulled on guys with warrants. Invite them to lunch saying they won a prize and boom---arrest them.
Is there a boom---arrest in Wisconsin?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
years ago that'd get a complementary sray in the local jail smh
Yup ... when the meth addicts, who obviously can’t hold a job down, need to rob someone to feed their addiction perhaps the police can pick them up after a theft/robbery/mugging and drive them home.
Now this is a great strategy make the criminals come to you and we know how stupid criminals are makes the job a lot easier. But then again in crook county the states attorney would never prosecute him anyway she would applaud what they do!
Can't we assume that they will lock them up ? for possession? Some departments did the same thing when they notified crooks that had won a prize, but locked them up or oustanding warrants
I wonder how many meth-heads bought into this??!
Merrill, WI is located in the North-Central part of the state. About 5 hours from Chicago. Agriculture and tourism dominate the economy with some paper milling as well. It's pretty solidly Republican. So I'm surprised at this "action", despite the known meth problem in the region.
I’ll bet they started the rumor that the virus was from tainted Corona Beer, probably to get folks to buy their local suds instead.
But I ain’t driving to Wisconsin.
At home I put my mets in the microwave on High for 30 seconds, in the car I heats it up in tin foil with a butane torch.
I’m sure our CAPS offices will pick up on this as a Saturday morning community event at some point.
Dr. Larri LightLoafer’s $100 Tainted Mets Turn-In Program - No questions asked.
Heard on the street that if your using any of those drugs the Carona virus doesn’t stand a chance.
The liberals in this town would reject that idea as entrapment
"To Serve and Protect". On the front lines of disease prevention. Thank You officers! :)
Hey water should be free, so should all drugs and the right to possess them. Like just test them and give them back, like. Like police shouldn't be like so mean. That's like entrapment. Police shouldn't like even carry guns, yo. They are corrupt and bad. This is how the new civilian board will think.
If this offer ever came out in Illinois it would actually be legit. We would take a sample, send it to the lab, pay extra for expedited results, make sure the remaining sample was sent back and reunited with it's owner, and give them a free lighter, and some food stamp vouchers.
How fun would it be to go to a Tweeker's house that is paranoid about Coronavirus?
Larry Lightfoot doing more stupid shit. 18-24 year old folks on these Boards could only be accomplished by radical socialist thinking. This is like having 8th graders on the CPS school board. The mayor is truly a moron.
I stopped in Merrill once coming back from the North Woods. "Chips" was a pretty good burger place (old school drive-in) right off the main drag.
I didn't even have to assault the high school girl taking the orders to get a burger and shake. Ahhh! Country living! Maybe retire up there.
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-police-department-wants-to-test-your-drugs-for-coronavirus/
Guys and gals, there is NO test for pharmaceuticals tainted by covad/corona! It is highly unlikely that a living organism (i.e. a virus) could survive in a pile of caustic meth more than a few minutes at best. There is barely a test for humans at this point.
This "public service" is part humor and just in case any meth-adled brain believes it, an easy bust.
This is a great idea! Let's do this in Illinois.
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