Tuesday, March 24, 2020

News from the Jail

Deputies are being told at Roll Call that one-thousand inmates have now been released by Tommy Fart Dart to "ease" corona virus fears.

Fears of what? They were safer in jail and the community was safer with them in jail.

The last time anyone tried something like this, robberies, rapes and murders went through the roof over the summer.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Wild Ones
They're young. Well fed. Sexually active.
Hungry for adventure. What could go wrong?

3/24/2020 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart is an asshole.

3/24/2020 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It feels like I am living in the movie the Dark Knight Rises. Except the Bat kills everyone....maybe the Joker will sauce is all.

3/24/2020 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When crime goes up Foxx will somehow blame it all on Trump. She's as useless as the ethics manual on her desk.

3/24/2020 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a joke of a Sheriff. This guy is a complete clown.

3/24/2020 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It isn't like they wont all be back.
Here's hoping they don't kill or cripple any one innocent while out on break.
If they want to use their time to speed up the self cleaning oven, be my guest.

3/24/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The left is using this pandemic to push the line as far as they can. Watch what comes next. I guarantee it will be nothing to benefit taxpayers.

3/24/2020 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s okay they put red tape on their foreheads before they left to keep them safe.

3/24/2020 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fidel Castro Dart trick is to classify low level offenders by most recent crime. They ignore violent past including rape/murder ect. Worked at jail for years many violent criminals released.

3/24/2020 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay out of "communerty affairs"
and stay employed, unindicted,
unimprisoned, un-ruined and un-doxxed.

Let the "communerty" fend for itself
with no Police intervention/interference.

3/24/2020 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sit back and enjoy the show

3/24/2020 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Tommy boy made them pinky promise they would behave themselves

3/24/2020 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is just sick. Fucking morons all of these politicians. Absolute useless asshole. Imagine what would happen in a terrorist attack or God forbid a dirty bomb attack. So sick of this place

3/24/2020 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The jail is basically sheltering in place. What fears do they have. The only woolen coming in with it are intakes. Put them in a different area , problem solved. These phi king terrorists are going to destroy the city from behind the pulpit. Dart should offer up his home.


Piece of shit

3/24/2020 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we get photos of these guys so we can BOLO in case we run into them on the street? It's always good to know you're in the vicinity of a scumbag before he hits you in the head to rob you.

3/24/2020 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well since they are unloading the jail of the criminals why not have the homeless stay there instead of paying the hotels $175.00 a head for them to stay in downtown hotels. Plus it will be easier to clean after the mess they will create.

3/24/2020 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They will be sure to obey the Governor's orders to remain indoors and out of crowds.

What could ever go wrong?

3/24/2020 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weren't they already quarrintined being in jail? They were the healthiest people in the city. Not anymore.

Where are these rehabbed citizens going to find jobs now that they are out of a prison? What do you think they will do to survive? Whose fault will this be?

3/24/2020 02:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that's a progressive countrywide program. Dart didn't come up with that on his own.
Just more of what has been done to add prisoners, homeless and insane to the societal mix.

3/24/2020 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This time concealed carry is legal in Illinois and Chicago.
Maybe some of this will be self correcting?

3/24/2020 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next flu season, can all the terrorists be let out from the federal level lock ups too? Why should county (Democrat controlled county) have all the compassion!?

3/24/2020 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mariel Boat lift!

3/24/2020 05:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we foia the jail to keep an eye on these so called frail prisoners and see how much they cost the tax payer in the coming months?

3/24/2020 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to "shelter in place" ?

3/24/2020 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Evans disputes all reports that those released commit additional crimes so it safe to do. What could go wrong with a plan so well thought out?

3/24/2020 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stuck on stupid.

3/24/2020 06:12:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

More Little Tommy nonsense.

3/24/2020 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Fuckwinkle Foxx Evan And Darts plan. They want to reduce the population of the jail as low as they can. Anyway they can! Besides the problems occurring with this. I ask this question. The county budget gives toupee Tommy a budget for the the jail. This budgeted amount has increased every year. Yet the population of the jail has decreased every year. Population at one time was over 12,000. Now it is probably closer to 5,000. He has closed 4 divisions. Buildings are empty. No salaries, no food, medical, clothes, maintenance. So my question is where is this money going?? The same question can be asked in the courts. Haven’t hired a deputy in 13 years. Now he takes correctional officers to courts. But at times there are one deputy assigned to 5 court rooms on different floors. I’m asking. If there are any media trolls that might want to dive in to toupee Tommy’s budgets over his way to long time in office.

3/24/2020 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who screened these “ non violent “ prisoners? How many of them were put in isolation before being released? So now we have arising crime rate possibility and an increased chance of a spread of the virus. Maybe they should have interred them at dart’s house? And some with Evans and Cabrini Kim’s? They could have bought them pizzas.

3/24/2020 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fears of what? They were safer in jail and the community was safer with them in jail.

The last time anyone tried something like this, robberies, rapes and murders went through the roof over the summer.
Labels: dumb ideas

A call to arms good citizens of Chicago, protect your life and property by all means necessary!

3/24/2020 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At peak when I worked at jail there was about 12,500 early 2000s. Believe me even at that number there may have been about 500 you could safety release. Vast majority had multiple arrests, including violent. Now they have 4,000 and are lowering it. Is Sheriff nuts! Rhetorical question.

3/24/2020 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No balls Tommy, you are by far one of the most ignorant, DumbFucks on this Planet, along with the two idiots called the Mayor and Governor!When your band of Free Spirited Detainees start creating havoc, who are you going to blame, its absolutely incredible, that you are in charge of anything, but as we all know it is the Demorat way!

3/24/2020 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the real reason is that He ran out of Pizza.....

3/24/2020 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They’re only ‘low-level/nonsense offenders.’ Their health is more important than yours...

3/24/2020 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually i think this should be under the unfucking believable category......

OMG i hope we can elect o'brien states attorney

3/24/2020 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Made to order martial law

3/24/2020 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I heard this I got up and made sure all my doors were locked. I understand they don't want the jails crowded but I do not trust Fox, Dart and friends not to let violent criminals out, their track record sucks. I don't even like guns but I was wishing I had one.

3/24/2020 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheriff doesn't release anyone. That list is compiled by States Attorney and Public Defender. Ordered by Chief Judge.

3/24/2020 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And they all got $100 in coupons for free pizza!

3/24/2020 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In lieu of all these releases, roofs will be raised to offset the increase in crime!
Sounds like a Chicago solution to rising crime! ROTFFLMAO

3/24/2020 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF do we need Judges for if little Tommy releases whoever he wants to when he wants to???

3/24/2020 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberal logic at it’s absolute finest.aka mentally unstable.

3/24/2020 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...to be clear, just the infectious were released.
Fidel did the same thing back in 1980.

3/24/2020 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mariela Boat Lift

After they got slapped around by their 1959er cousins, they shaped up for the most part and kept Florida red.

3/24/2020 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait until one of these released prisoners catches the virus and dies. Lawyer will say it was the county’s fault. Would be alive if he or she was still in jail

3/24/2020 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who anointed Tommy Fart Dart? None other than Mikey Sheahan... Thanks Mikey

3/24/2020 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Evans obliged Dude, Inc's request to backfill vacant positions in their Chicago Criminal Enterprise due to the China Flu.

Immediate positions available for experienced persons in narcotics distribution and corner dope transactions. Critical need for gun slingers with experience preferred. Opportunities and bonuses available for car jackers, burglars, robbers and thieves. Cross training is available for aspiring applicants. All Pedophiles should direct their inquiries to their local religious affiliate.

Many thanks to Judge Evans, Tommy Dart and Kim D. Fixer for making Chicago live in fear again.

Cordially,

Dude, Inc

3/24/2020 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now detectives upstairs are testing positive. 4 confirmed. Yes, that’s right 4. Now detectives camping outside in the parking lot under a tent. Wow. Unbelievable. Unacceptable. Supervisors still trying to keep it a secret.

3/24/2020 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't find Jail Officers have to put billboards up on 294 now lol no one wants the job especially with tier 2 pension have to work until 65 for full benefits!

3/24/2020 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1,000 more growers , thieves ,dope dealers .
Maybe a few will get shot down by other democrats on parole or probation.

3/24/2020 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.foxla.com/news/la-county-sheriff-orders-gun-stores-to-close-adds-1300-deputies-to-patrol

How can the Sheriff order gun stores to close?

3/24/2020 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The revolution has begun in Chicago. One more week of this and large parts of the city will be burning.

3/24/2020 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am of the mind "Tommy" doesn't want his job anymore and is trying to get fired but can't seem the fuck up enough to get there...........

3/24/2020 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't this how Tony Montana got his start?

3/24/2020 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard they all got a coupon to buy one pizza and get one free as they walked out

3/24/2020 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard from County that a female went awol off EM the other night, not a big deal right?! Except her charge is murder of her 17 month old daughter. Great job Tom & Kim. Where’s the news on this?

3/24/2020 06:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Insanity - doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result! You voted these these mutts it. You get what you deserve?

3/24/2020 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They've been given reprobate minds

3/24/2020 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Low level offenders” that must include the the alleged homicide offender they released. Interesting.

3/24/2020 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scc Breaking News.. At least 2 other inmates and officer tested positive for Covid. 24 pending results waiting, sorces saying many sudpected positive. Darts not properly put the inmates under quarantine cause temporary solitary is barbaric to Sheriff Goofy. Of course the pandemic only spreading in the pizza delivery jail.

3/24/2020 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart, The ultimate moronic asshole.

3/24/2020 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




Demorats need the Votes Come November

3/24/2020 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
s. I ask this question. The county budget gives toupee Tommy a budget for the the jail. This budgeted amount has increased every year. Yet the population of the jail has decreased every year. Population at one time was over 12,000. Now it is probably closer to 5,000. He has closed 4 divisions. Buildings are empty. No salaries, no food, medical, clothes, maintenance. So my question is where is this money going??
3/24/2020 07:08:00 AM

IT might make you madder, and it might not be the case in Cook County. but in most US counties , the Sheriff gets to keep what he does not spend.

3/25/2020 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read in Tribune today they are having hearing at Juvenile Court to get the kids released to protect them. Then it states there have been no cases of the virus in the juvenile detention facility. Makes no sense

3/25/2020 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dummycrats keep coming up with the most ingenious ideas right?

3/25/2020 06:40:00 PM  

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