Monday, March 23, 2020

Our Mayor?

Can someone verify if this is a real photo of Groot or just some sort of photoshop job?


Is she shrinking or something?

There are like a dozen tailors within walking distance of her house.

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232 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of Josh Baskins in the movie Big

3/23/2020 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Lake County res said...

Wow - she looks like Mel Brooks.

3/23/2020 07:11:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Not a handsome fella by any stretch of the imagination.

3/23/2020 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She needs a tailor and shoe salesman.

3/23/2020 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mime?

3/23/2020 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo that be real

she looked miserable at her last "depresed" conference

3/23/2020 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Per Wikipedia:
Emmett Leo Kelly was an American circus performer, who created the clown figure "Weary Willie", based on the hobos of the Depression era.

Google Emmet Kelly and do an image search! Amazing! lol!

3/23/2020 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This frump really needs a stylist.

3/23/2020 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the press conference on Thursday. You couldn't see her behind the microphone. She look like Mike Wazoski in monsters inc.

3/23/2020 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes - that is your mayor; elected by a majority of the voters of the City of Chicago - good luck!

3/23/2020 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WGN bringing back Bozo's Circus the Woke version?

3/23/2020 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clown

3/23/2020 07:44:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Stop it. My eyes are bleeding. Extreme makeover emergency!

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

3/23/2020 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic: Hey SCC, lets poll the readers, commenters, idle Area North detectives and others as to whether they have knowledge of any arrests for failing to participate in the previous US census. Just kidding. I just received my notice to register on-line for the 2020 US Census and promptly threw it away. And I’ll continue to throw notices out and not acknowledge any until I’m confidant that the Democrats lose a congressional house seat, or two in Illinois. Save yourself, your family and your pension by making sure you and yours are undercounted in Illinois. MAGA 2020. Time to walk the dogs at Gillson Beach!

3/23/2020 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She’s doing a great job along with the governor.

3/23/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Bozo

https://wgntv.com/morning-news/joey-dauria-aka-bozo-the-clown-visits-wgn/

3/23/2020 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suddenly a long hooked cane pulls this vaudeville clown off the stage.

3/23/2020 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fuckin embarrassment this little Tom Boy is.

3/23/2020 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She always looks like she lost her wig.

3/23/2020 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reality is that the Coronavirus has been in Chicago since last month when the entire world was in Chicago for the NBA All-Star Game. Hopefully many of us have already had it and suffered minor symptoms and it doesn’t get too far out of hand.

That being said, we’re now screwed as far as our contract goes. Just give me 2% a year and get it over with.

3/23/2020 08:15:00 AM  
Blogger prairie polece said...

she was standing next to JB on Friday.

It was like Ying and Yang

one fat

one not.

3/23/2020 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought bell bottoms went out decades ago.

3/23/2020 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Pritzker pants.

3/23/2020 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will hem her slacks for free. As a mayor she looks so unprofessional, she needs a stylist and can afford it.

3/23/2020 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, it's because she is a fashion trendsetter! You go, girl!

3/23/2020 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s real lol.

3/23/2020 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is she a relative of the Rev Jesse Jackson? She sure looks like there is a family resemblance going on.....
Her unfortunate choice of clothing does distract from all her important messaging to the masses....
At least Rev Jesse is a snappy dresser.......that preaching/activist lifestyle must pay well.

3/23/2020 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Old Guy said...

Oh boy, what a golem! Hanging this one on my bedroom wall or better yet the bathroom wall to scare the ZZZZ out of me.

3/23/2020 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The look on her face says, “I hate myself”. What the hell were people thinking when they elected this mutt? If she is re-elected, Chicago deserves what they get. Just remember, when you folks relocate. Don’t take your old ways and try to change things in your new place of residency. Adapt to their ways in the community if you expect to be welcomed.

3/23/2020 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the press conference from yesterday when JB was speaking

3/23/2020 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the real picture

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/90442485_10215518609148243_5589387919807741952_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=ygDp1XNr_2sAX-vcLSO&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&_nc_tp=14&oh=12fbd7ff66404d1d7ae9ea3df5d305f6&oe=5E9AD036

3/23/2020 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No law firm would hire.
Unemployable.

3/23/2020 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

250,000 fat assteachers sit at home collecttheir checks. Democrats care. Police have to work 12/12, no vacations allowed now. Democrats care. Chicago has 80 ambulances, New York has over 350. Democrats care. CPD got hand sanitizer cases that expired 2012. Democrats care. Teachers have a yearly contract. Police don't. Democrats care. Chicago was prepared, gave police gloves that don't fit. Democrats care. Sanctuary mayor protects and supports illegals.Not you. Democrats care. Broken programs and failed liberal policies will tax you.Democrats care. Racist politicians hate police, while want more gun laws.Democrats care. Chicago politicians are anti-Trump, anti-white. Democrats care. Surly ugly politicians criticise the ones who help. Democrats care. As Chicago circles the drain, just look who's mayor. Democrats care.

3/23/2020 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big city mayor.
She’s an embarrassment.

3/23/2020 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IT - IS - ALIVE

3/23/2020 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw her wife wearing that suit the other day, the pant bottoms were upto her knees

3/23/2020 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where’s Omar the tent maker when you need him, oh wait self quarantined.

Gauche.
A resourceful, created and thoughtful person in a pinch would use an iron, safety pins, even resorting to a stapler or carpet tape.
But this is an imbecile (in Italian it’s pronounced eem-betch-chelly).
It’s an example of an ill prepared mayor that can’t even dress herself.
-
But it looks like a cardboard cutout.
Where can I get one of these, it might help keep the deer and rabbits out of my hostas.

3/23/2020 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s pathetic that she runs this city. What the he’ll us wrong with the citizens of Chicago that she would get elected mayor?

3/23/2020 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

our mayor is a slob. our governor is a lard ass. I guess its Trump's fault.

3/23/2020 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, I am at medical section and a P.O.walks in coughing and hacking up a lung, stupid medical section told him to come in and acted like they were shocked to see him. He even told them from a distance that he has a respiratory infection. They sent him out ASAP. Medical section operates by idiots

3/23/2020 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Miss Lightfoot is in desperate need of a stylist. The suit she’s wearing looks like it came from Cookie the Clown’s closet.

3/23/2020 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could be real or fake. Some of the suits she has worn have appear to have been off the rack needing alterations. She is not a fashionista.

Or the weight of the job is shrinking her. Like the wicked witch of the west. Throw some water on her to know for sure.

3/23/2020 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a true picture taken from a media page. Now, just looking at that picture, who is the fucking clown? WTF?? Those pants and shoes...LMAO did someone from Ringling Bros. donate their wardrobe??? OMG, I still cant stop laughing at this picture, what a joke...what an embarrassment.

3/23/2020 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe rahm Emanuel forgot his suits in a closet at the 5th floor

3/23/2020 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone have the name and number of her hairstylist? Or, should I just put my wet finger in a electrical socket?

3/23/2020 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bowler derby, a cane and a funny mustache
and Groot would be a passable stunt double
for Charlie Chaplin's "Little Tramp" character.

3/23/2020 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mx. Mayor looks like he/she/it
dresses in the dark and doesn't
have access to a mirror...

3/23/2020 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From someone who knows Groot, she always dressed this way since the day she stepped foot into Chicago. Another secret. She was not liked in the ausa office. Her reputation was arrogant, man hater, not the sharpest attorney. She will never take advice. It's always her way. She would admit she hates heterosexual couples. Think about that one.


Groot you are a hypocrite. Trump is better than you.

3/23/2020 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone heard if they still plan on opening Area’s 4 and 5 on time? I haven’t seen or heard anything.

3/23/2020 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She still a moron!

Close the doors for walk ups in a station!

Funny how commander cant make simple decision like closing doors to a station.

Post the district number on door.
have desk person interview person on phone.
If license is need or insurance have person slip info under door or take pik and send it to officer work phone.

ALL other reports go to 311 simple since they are still working!

BUT exempts as usual scared to make simple decision!

GOOGLE ME is still the most annoying exempt someone void his email so i can block him like the spam he is!

3/23/2020 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All that is needed is a photo of J.B. standing next to her and we would have proof that "Fat Man" and "Little Boy" are still in our arsenal.

3/23/2020 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, she does it for me. No kidding. I see that photo and "Bam" I am bedazzled and beguiled. Smitten. I have always been into the Gollem look. "My Precious"!

3/23/2020 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's called the Charlie Chaplin look....

3/23/2020 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a sad sack. Her depression is beginning to manifest itself. Dressed in a ill fitted boys suit makes her look more like an undertaker than a mayor. It does not convey calm and confidence during the China Virus pandemic. No higher than the podium next to her, she looks stiff as a board. Go back to the old days and put your gansta hat on, hand in your pocket and give us that impish fake smile.

3/23/2020 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just being a typical copper I couldn’t stop looking at the picture and thinking, “I know that that M-F!”. And then it hit it me, that’s fking Emmitt Kelly the Clown, what did he do now?

3/23/2020 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did she put her shoes on the wrong feet?

3/23/2020 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well at least she doesn’t have one or both hands in her pockets holding her derringer. I think she has an ankle holster on now.

3/23/2020 10:15:00 AM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Groot didn't get shorter. Her pants got longer.

3/23/2020 10:19:00 AM  
Blogger Birds&Blooms said...

LOL...

3/23/2020 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

carnvinal barker?

3/23/2020 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop having Big Bird dress you in the morning. Get a real tailor and loose the bowling shoes. You look like a goof.

3/23/2020 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a Leader, Your attire should demands respect. What a complete DORK !!!!! Looks like a total stroke.......

3/23/2020 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



What a clown!

Didn't the circus close?


3/23/2020 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh its real. Theres plenty of photos of her going back in time with a similar "style"

3/23/2020 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are the mayor of the nation’s 3rd largest city and you can’t get a stylist? Appearance commands respect.

3/23/2020 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the wedding minister from Beetleguese.

3/23/2020 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Foto of a Failure
Corona Virus Edition, 2020

3/23/2020 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must have just gotten back from a few rounds of bowling with those shoes.

3/23/2020 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember Riverview having dolls that looked like that. You had three chances to knock them down to win a prize.

3/23/2020 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm coining the phrase "Groot Suit"! You may use it but I get the credit.

Retired

3/23/2020 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just came from league night? What's with the bowling shoes

3/23/2020 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She’ll grow into them

3/23/2020 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like a freaking clown!! What an embarrassment!!

3/23/2020 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's wearing her daddy's pants!

3/23/2020 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She’s wearing the same Charlie Chaplin suit on the cover of today’s digital Sun-Times.

3/23/2020 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Emmett Kelly wants his clothes back.



3/23/2020 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A sad hungover clown without makeup.

3/23/2020 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's spring! this groot needs pruning or at least shown the door. has kass been paying attention or is he still kissing ass for access?

3/23/2020 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture is 100% real. We had that press conference on at the station the other day and we were making the same comments. No mirrors in her house.

3/23/2020 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a terrible job she and J.B. are doing. Nothing but partisan garbage coming out of their mouths. It’s all politics for them. They’re very embarrassing.

3/23/2020 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She tried walking to the tailor but tripped on her pants.....hahahahahaaa

3/23/2020 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...using the same tailor as Charlie Chaplin and far cry from that Miami Vice-Nash Bridges look just a month ago.
One of the reorganization plans from the CharlieBeck’s That 70’s playbook: detective frump-chic.

3/23/2020 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are those bowling shoes

3/23/2020 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bell Bottom Blues.

3/23/2020 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck'n CLOWN!!!!!

3/23/2020 12:08:00 PM  
Blogger Murph said...

Looks like a gremlin.

3/23/2020 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even if that’s photoshopped, her appearance is still a disgrace. I don’t care that she’s a lesbian and wants to dress like a little man, with a little femininity thrown in with the pearl necklace and earrings on occasion. Everything she wears is ill-fitting and drab. For a city mired in death, violence, disease, and poverty maybe something with a little hope, a little cheer would be a sign that she’s trying to uplift this city. She looks like a walking morgue. I’m not saying she has to wear a bright canary yellow, but maybe something on the color wheel besides a shade of gray or drab brown would instill even the tiniest bit of hope in the residents who watch newscasts. Even better if it doesn’t fit like a painter’s drop cloth.

Uniformed or not, I’ve never presented myself with such slovenliness.

3/23/2020 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like a bag lady who lives under city hall. I think she is breaking down quick,not like working with the Feds eh Larry.

3/23/2020 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is a Real picture. No Photoshop here.

3/23/2020 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is that picture from the Star Wars Bar scene ?

3/23/2020 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did she dress like that when she was a US Attorney? No wonder she didn't last long as a federal prosecutor. She looks dazed and confused. Very unprofessional. Shop some where else besides Goodwill. If you're going to wear even a cheap boys suit, have it shortened and wear a tie. Loose the gym shoes and pearls too. She regularly appears to be confused as to how to properly dress - male or female. Common girl, get it together.

3/23/2020 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a disgrace as a mayor.

My Yorkshire terrier has more style than she has.

1 TERM LORI!

3/23/2020 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Missing Rahm yet?

3/23/2020 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I know where my idiot Democrat precinct captain gets it from. geez..

3/23/2020 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was Friday's press conference were the governor had the same suit on

3/23/2020 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toupee To my Dart is her fashion consultant

3/23/2020 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does our mayor's appearance command respect? looks like a clown.

3/23/2020 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the economy and quality of life had reached greatest heights, all the democrats could do was pummel trump with worthless allegations. Welcome to the dark side democrats. Mayors phone probably ringing off the hook for solutions. They have no idea how to combat this problem. Now that is stress, you can see it in her. Talk about payback this is it. Maybe would have been better to support the best POTUS that at least I have seen in our lifetimes and I'm 66.

3/23/2020 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When things were going great all the sanctuary cities could do was knock Trump. Well as the song goes. How do you like things now.

3/23/2020 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



"Does your appearance command respect?"

3/23/2020 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohh yeah, that's da'groot. Saw her standing there (Beatles anyone?) during JB's last presser, and all I could do was stare at the little troll... OMG, at least dress like you have a glimmer of dignity in the job. *sigh*

3/23/2020 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

goof

3/23/2020 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her and the guy doing sign language had a wardrobe mix up.

3/23/2020 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She certainly wears the pants in her family.

3/23/2020 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The shoes make the outfit just pop.

3/23/2020 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ain't my pants

3/23/2020 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic but valuable information regarding "bail reform" in Chicago. A new independent study finds it's not a great idea. This pretty much sums it up...

"...the new changes to pretrial release procedures appear to have led to a substantial increase in crimes committed by pretrial releasees in Cook County. Properly measured and estimated, after more generous release procedures were put in place, the number of released defendants charged with committing new crimes increased by 45%. And, more concerning, the number of pretrial releasees charged with committing new violent crimes increased by an estimated 33%. "


Here is the link to the actual research paper:::::::.

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3541091

3/23/2020 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Resembles something that you would place in the garden to scare the birds off.

3/23/2020 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Whooooo!

It's palpable even through a photo...

What an angry yet afraid, hateful yet miserable,
awkwardly mannish, "I have something to prove"
looking little creature.

She wears her animus and disdain like her ill-fitting clothing...

It's painfully apparent to all but the most
gleefully ignorant, fanatically obtuse,
willfully blind and joyously hateful.

"Our Mayor?"

As for us and those in OUR house?

WE...
Did not.
Vote for THIS...

NOR for all the other HORRID and MISFORTUNATE
shit THIS came bundled with.

Protect yourselves from THEM.

Give them NOTHING with which to hurt
YOU or YOUR FAMILIES with.

THEY... And THEIRS...

Mean YOU, nothing but grief, aggravation and harm.

Because YOU, wear a suit of blue clothes
with a CPD Star pinned to your chest.

Police Like You Have No Friends.

3/23/2020 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess fashion is not something that I would want the Mayor to be concerned about at this point.

3/23/2020 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a Lawyer you walk into a courtroom looking like that two things could occur #1 be held in contempt #2 the judge just accepts you (Larry) as a Clown

3/23/2020 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Clown.

Her honey must have as bad as taste in dress as the Clown in office.

3/23/2020 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I’m not the best dressed person and I generally feel like people who work hard don’t always have time for a lot of primping, but come on- you were a high powered attorney & now a Mayor of a major US city, get like at least 5 nice suits tailored for yourself.

3/23/2020 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot is looking like a real clown in that suit LOL

3/23/2020 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why has the new FOP board of directors not been sworn in???

Can Graham/Donahue be trusted in the next few weeks?

I think the national Lodge needs to come in swear in the new board or all the files will be missing like they did with Mike Shields?

3/23/2020 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The wicked witch is melting,,,,,,aaarrrgghhhhh
Quick,,,,more water

3/23/2020 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...

Will our mayor get on board with the Common Man and lick public toilets in the "Coronavirus Challenge?"

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/piers-morgan-calls-murder-charges-21740208

Look at this guy.

Gah. -urp-

You can't operate on this credo and still be the police, but it is an undeniable truth that some lives aren't worth saving.

3/23/2020 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously,it looks like a card board cut out. I can hardly wait to see how many post the same thing.

3/23/2020 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is she shrinking or something?

There are like a dozen tailors within walking distance of her house.
Labels: we got nothing

Rumor of the day is those pantelones are from the Jum Bo Pritzker spring collection...

3/23/2020 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lightfoot the Clown!

3/23/2020 03:32:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

I like them shoes, those are Old School Stacey Adams. Looking sharp Mayor.

3/23/2020 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could have been a country where all political rivals got along to exalt in the greatest economy the US ever had. But no that didn't fit with the democrat agenda. Makes me think God was watching.

3/23/2020 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Melting, perhaps?

3/23/2020 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Red Skelton and Gary Coleman had a baby.

3/23/2020 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regardless, she is a bust out.

3/23/2020 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the signs in police facilities used to say," Does your appearance command respect?"

3/23/2020 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope, no photoshop here.

https://imgur.com/p8Nas1q

3/23/2020 04:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look ma...I’m wearing dads pants

3/23/2020 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like Charlie Chaplin

3/23/2020 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit, is that the penguin??

3/23/2020 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s what happens when you buy off the rack at Robert Hall’s

3/23/2020 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She needs to return those bowling shoes as well.
WTF ?
What ever happened to "fake it til you make it" ?
I don't feel confident or safe with her leadership.

3/23/2020 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely true, I snapped the same picture and sent it around. This was taken during the press conference with the Governors announcement of Shelter in place last week. I couldn’t believe she was wearing that outfit during a very important press conference.

3/23/2020 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about appropriate shoes? Gym/tennis/sneakers? C’mon. She looks terrible. She is supposed to be the face of the city? My 14yr old has better fashion sense.

3/23/2020 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Honey,I shrunk Jessie Jackson"

3/23/2020 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Educate people into compliance, eh Lori? You mean the dudes still shooting each other? or the dudes riding the red line downtown to loot and rob and beat good citizens? Or the dudes holding hotel parties with drugs and guns? These adults need to be educated on how to listen when they are told to stay home?
You are not a mayor, Lori, you are a social worker.

For the record, 90 percent of America was not raised with a silver spoon. We all grew up with nothing and learned to get things done you must do it yourself. Your not special, even though you think you are. Stop with your pity party.

By the way, why did it take you since December to do anything proactive in Chicago relative to the Corona virus? You said you knew about it since December. What took you so long to do something for tax paying citizens? All you are doing is sitting back and copying what other cities are doing.

In closing, Trump has been the president of the United States for almost 4 years. He has never looked as bad as you do in the 10 months you have been mayor of Chicago. Can't handle the job eh?

3/23/2020 04:57:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

I guess Men's Warehouse had a sale.

3/23/2020 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big ass suit

3/23/2020 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She has her bowling shoes on at least!

3/23/2020 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe Chicagians voted for this CLOWN!!!!

3/23/2020 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Dorf.

3/23/2020 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a JOKE !!!!

3/23/2020 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does your appearance command respect?

3/23/2020 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot being a midget and all that, she does look tired as hell. I don't envy anyone that job on a good day, and certainly not in the middle of a pandemic the Shitty is totally unprepared for.

3/23/2020 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
You are the mayor of the nation’s 3rd largest city and you can’t get a stylist? Appearance commands respect.

3/23/2020 10:36:00 AM

She got elected. What does that saw about Chicago?

3/23/2020 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah... The Chicago mayor...
Her overly long pants are made from stockpiled COVID19 PPE masks... TRUE FACTS! :-D

3/23/2020 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Queen of England doesn’t dress that badly and she may be nearing dementia.

3/23/2020 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The reality is that the Coronavirus has been in Chicago since last month when the entire world was in Chicago for the NBA All-Star Game. Hopefully many of us have already had it and suffered minor symptoms and it doesn’t get too far out of hand. 

That being said, we’re now screwed as far as our contract goes. Just give me 2% a year and get it over with.

3/23/2020 08:15:00 AM

So true! Also that same weekend auto show and comi-con was in town with all 3 events taking place Cermak & King Dr.

3/23/2020 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like Charlie Chaplin in The Little Tramp, except she's missing a crumpled bowler hat and Hitler mustache.

3/23/2020 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Plenty of ball room in their.

3/23/2020 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Bilandic’s clothes look better, and he’s been dead for 20 years.

3/23/2020 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shakes the clown.

3/23/2020 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like Baby Yoda in a Zuit Suit. Or, Beetlejuice in Clown Steppers

3/23/2020 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks jerry joyce!

3/23/2020 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s about time every CPD Officer and family register to vote. And actually Vote Unless you like this

3/23/2020 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, she makes 9.5 look tall.

3/23/2020 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This ignorant fool is criticizing Trump every chance she gets and she hasn’t even lifted a finger to protect the rank and file. I’m retired but pissed. Someone needs to go to the press and tell them that we have shit for protection and uncover her incompetence. She is full of shit. Can’t do her job so she talks shit about Trump.

3/23/2020 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Has anyone heard if they still plan on opening Area’s 4 and 5 on time? I haven’t seen or heard anything.

3/23/2020 09:32:00 AM

Do to the costs being incurred by the City in regards to lost tax revenue and additional expenditures related to the COVID-19, the Area 4 & 5 re-openings will not happen until mid 2021 at the earliest. If the economy does not recover quickly, those Areas will not be re-opened during Mayor Lightfoot’s first term at all. The Mayor feels the CPD can continue on with three Detective Division Areas and the money can be used more efficiently in other more critical ways.

3/23/2020 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a Robert Hall suit. Or maybe Steinberg Baum. Had one 72 yrs ago.

3/23/2020 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sadly...yes. That's how she dresses.

3/23/2020 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot looks like it's mere seconds from
a primal scream and tearing all the hair
and flesh from it's own skull with it's
bare hands...

"I HATE YOU ALL!
EEEEYAAAARRGH!"

>Tearing Flesh Sound<

3/23/2020 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can just FEEL the hatred
through the picture...

And those pants look like she
hung them over the back of a chair
and jumped into them, tearing the
hems out of both legs.

3/23/2020 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago is just eating Mx. Mayor the fuck alive,
ass first, fur, nasty bits and all...

We reckon this is what she called "a reckoning."

Perhaps all her vaunted and much ballyhooed
"Federal Partners" all ran and hid from her
just like they did when she was at the AUSA's
office?

Enjoying watching this little nasty-assed
thing being unwound by her hatred, hubris,
condescension, incompetence and arrogance.

She's looks to be VERY powerfully medicated too
but her persistent and pernicious kind of nastiness
and instability is very hard to mask and harder still
to control/mitigate.

3/23/2020 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gad... That footwear.

What happened to the custom platform
saddle shoes with lifts?

Groot has Gout?

3/23/2020 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And she had the nerve to call an FOP officer a clown.

3/23/2020 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was that someone hete said about this being a result of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

*

Wonderful.

3/23/2020 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe, I should hold on to my Z Cavaricci pants?

3/23/2020 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it still politically correct to use the word “midget” or should I just say “troll” to be safe?

3/23/2020 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sigh.....It reminds me of Gary Coleman in better days. "Whatcho talkin' bout Trump?"

3/23/2020 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is seen, cannot be unseen. Unfortunately.

3/23/2020 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I noticed it live on TV. It’s real

3/23/2020 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s a Groot Suit!!!

3/23/2020 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully she won't be around a second term to embarrass us even more, but in Chicago this is all we can expect, a sad clown.

3/23/2020 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess the celebrate Halloween all year long at her home.

3/23/2020 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please stop insulting clowns by comparing her to them.

3/23/2020 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got that Marx Brothers look going on. All she needs is a horn to complete the ensemble.

3/23/2020 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you hate us so?
The people paid to protect me and my own should be looked upon with special appreciation.

Why do you hate us so?
We are only enforcing the ordinances and laws as prescribed by our elected law makers

Why do you hate us so?
Would you like us better if the people committing the majority of the violent crimes in this city were white? Because we would be locking them up regardless.

We would be locking them up because they are breaking the law.

We would be locking them up because they stand against the majority of this city...the law abiding citizens that happen to be white, black, brown, yellow, or whatever label the politicians of this city decide to label them.

3/23/2020 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Off topic: Hey SCC, lets poll the readers, commenters, idle Area North detectives and others as to whether they have knowledge of any arrests for failing to participate in the previous US census...”-3/23/2020 07:52:00 AM

– Got my Census and going to ignore it just because I know it will annoy my Sanctuary Rep Quigley (D IL-5). I also have some fava beans and a nice chianti on hand if and when they send over a representative to test me.

3/23/2020 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lightfoot the Clown!

3/23/2020 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Relax, shes hot a side job singing for a Talking Heads tribute band.

3/23/2020 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BE CAREFUL ! A 2nd watch Lt in the deuce and proud liberal (barf) is threatening to get a blanket CR on anyone disrespecting our fearless mayor. I don't how this would work, but she says that she has the ear of much higher ups, so I would be extra careful not to speak too freely in 002. - RAT !

3/23/2020 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumplesuitskin.....go back under your bridge.

3/23/2020 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

Embarrassing if real. Normally I'd be more forgiving, but given that Ms. Lightfoot loves to rant about how a couple of Republican punching bags have an unprofessional public persona I'd have to say she deserves all that she gets.

...meanwhile, in New York and California, mostly-decent Democrat leaders are generally doing the right thing and getting stuff done. Illinois Democrats are the absolute worst of the bunch.

3/23/2020 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Off topic: Hey SCC, lets poll the readers, commenters, idle Area North detectives and others as to whether they have knowledge of any arrests for failing to participate in the previous US census. Just kidding. I just received my notice to register on-line for the 2020 US Census and promptly threw it away. And I’ll continue to throw notices out and not acknowledge any until I’m confidant that the Democrats lose a congressional house seat, or two in Illinois. Save yourself, your family and your pension by making sure you and yours are undercounted in Illinois. MAGA 2020. Time to walk the dogs at Gillson Beach!

****************
Sounds like a good idea but I’m afraid there are 10 illegal aliens willing to fill it out for everyone of us.

3/23/2020 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Queen of England doesn’t dress that badly and she may be nearing dementia

Comparing the Queen to shitago mayor? What did the monarch do to you?

3/23/2020 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No that is actually her at press conference with the fat pig governor.

3/23/2020 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very progressive looking. Enjoy ur retro!

3/23/2020 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

All that is needed is a photo of J.B. standing next to her and we would have proof that "Fat Man" and "Little Boy" are still in our arsenal.

3/23/2020 09:35:00 AM

When standing next to each other, they look like the number 10

3/23/2020 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask Charlie Beck about the Rooftop Koreans.
He was there.
And what did Charlie say in 1992?
"I don't feel tardy."
Addendum: Roy Orbison served as fire control Officer

3/23/2020 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t know why you guys are all dissing her. She was awesome in “Its a Bug’s Life”.

3/23/2020 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And she had the nerve to call an FOP officer a clown.

3/23/2020 07:04:00 PM

She has a lot of nerve, but she must not own a mirror.

3/23/2020 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lightfoot is the anti Christ she came from only god
Knows where rose up through the world of politics
From the looks of it has sustained a very serious head
Wound in which she lived and after that she became
Mayor and professing to be the savior of all things progressive
Has single handily drove the good people of this city to there death
She refused to protect the tru warriors with proper equipment
To protect themselves for the fight and never came to an agreement
For a fair and proper contract and all during this has the sheeple
Convinced that she is the savior but she can’t trick the pure at heart
She can’t deceive the 20 yr vet who has heard every “ ha ? who me ? “
Story put there we just stoped and let it burn until the true savior came in
And exposed all her bullshit and toppled her evil reign and brought the warm
Sunlight back to CPD and all the warriors who layed in wait emerged to fight
The good fight and to over through this WOE-MAN and send her back to the depths
Of what ever fucking dark basement she came from in city hall where she was
To live the rest of her day’s trying to convince the world that she was the true answer

Ok I’m tired some one else finish the story !!!’

3/24/2020 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uncle Groot from NOLA

3/24/2020 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Un fucking real....

3/24/2020 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Can't NOBODY tell ME what to do!"

3/24/2020 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If Red Skelton and Gary Coleman had a baby.

3/23/2020 03:45:00 PM

LMAO. Spot on.

3/24/2020 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC just want to thank you for your dedication to this blog. By FAR the best ever post. The comments were outstanding one after the other each one so very articulate and accurate in there own way. Thanks for the comedy show case while being confined I never LMFAO an over all Great fucking read.

3/24/2020 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a slob.

3/24/2020 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she forgot to put on her high heels.

Those pants are hemmed for her other shoes

3/24/2020 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mini gargoyle.

3/24/2020 01:58:00 AM  

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