Sunday, March 22, 2020

Grasshoppers and Ants

Something we doubt you'll see on the news (click for larger version):


Any other reports? We heard a few dozen yutes exited the Red Line downtown Friday night and started attacking anyone in sight that wasn't fast enough (or smart enough) to leave.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

well we won't have worry about than now all the CPD needs do is explain, as per the Mayor, how they should be home instead of pillaging and plundering the city center

3/22/2020 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can only imagine what is airborne floating around the subway system?

3/22/2020 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much respect to the rooftop Koreans.

3/22/2020 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They don't disappoint.

3/22/2020 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is why the cta redline continues to operate. The community has more shopping opportunities. Especially after hours!

3/22/2020 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago’s “community” values on display

3/22/2020 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait this is only the beginning will get a whole lot worse. Looting, shoot on site order? Not in this city where the ghetto thinks everything is free. Bet that Dollar General store closes very soon. Have they closed all the liquor stores yet or is that deemed essential supplies like the weed shops. Only in Illinois where Jabba The Hut and Creatin Mayor rule.

3/22/2020 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correct me if I'm wrong Officers.


But That would be a mob action + looting right?

And we can shoot looters, right?

As for da Yutes....

They going to get shot if they not careful.

3/22/2020 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has potential to go really bad. I'm afraid not even the NG could bring order to this. And even if martial law is declared after the virus come the lawyers...

3/22/2020 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was my call. To say the least, people are animals.

3/22/2020 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Animals!

3/22/2020 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was just a practice run. Soon to be coming to all neighborhoods courtesy of carjacked transportation. City about to up for grabs. Look and load my friends the life you save might be your own or a loved one. Don't have a gun, your screwed.

3/22/2020 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to worry, those yutes will be following the Fat Mans and Little Women orders from now on. Right? Afterall they voted for them so they will follow blindly.

3/22/2020 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Show up anyway....if they didnt call u on that phone we are supposed to have then thats too bad....pay up.

3/22/2020 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any other reports? We heard a few dozen yutes exited the Red Line downtown Friday night and started attacking anyone in sight that wasn't fast enough (or smart enough) to leave.
Labels: safety issues

Remember the rule of law doesn't apply to the savage population...

3/22/2020 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Society starts to break down with this nonsense, it'll be us armed citizens that takes care of these little "miscreants" .

3/22/2020 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next logical crime of the month will be home forced entry now that there are no people on the street to attack. Predict a migration into the more wealthy neighborhoods, not much of value to steal in the hood. Are you prepared, doors secured, weapons loaded or at least bats handy. Head on a swivel when exiting your home going to a car. Look out for slow moving cars on the street, anything suspect head right back inside. Made it safely to store, drive thru lot and see if there are any people just siting a car or van nearby, if so avoid going in. Park close and pay attention to any movement coming you way while going to car. Load quickly and get home, watch for any trailing car as they like to hit you when your unloading. Best not to go singly if possible. Sounds kind of paranoid right, well now is the time to get and be paranoid. The police cannot protect you at all, they are many many minutes away when seconds matter. Good luck.

3/22/2020 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh please, say it isn't true. Didn't see this in the Tribe or Times so it must not have happened. They would be on op of something like this wouldn't they? New name for the Red Line should be Blood Line. Why is it still running north? Northbound only from State street. Why make it easy to get to the Happy Hunting Grounds.

3/22/2020 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This will become an every hour occupancy in all the community neighborhoods. So what is the CPD prepared to do about it. Oh just an economic crime so you will be directed to do nothing. All community stores will be closed by end of the week. No tucks making deliveries and no clerks in the stores. City about to have some really hard choices to make.

3/22/2020 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cancel the presidential election!!!

i bet the virus goes away........

3/22/2020 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

of assholes and men

3/22/2020 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What else would you expect ?

3/22/2020 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gangs are about to take over the entire city. 150,000-200,000 strong against 12,000 CPD. Unless you act decisively at first hint of violent behavior the city will be lost. Does the Mayor and Governor have the stomach to do what will be necessary to stop it?

3/22/2020 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't this Flakey's neighborhood?
Why isn't the good padre calming his flock?

3/22/2020 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the movie Gangs Of New York, about to see that play out in Chicago but with guns instead of knives and clubs. The Cartels will be financing the whole shooting match. Hope your all ready for it. Hope and prey I am wrong but past actions say I am not. The Art Of War says look for enemy weakness and exploit it. The cities leaders lack of backbone and moral resolve is the weakness. Will be afraid to give the get tough order until it is way too late.

3/22/2020 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come the Red line stations don't have any police coverage? Didn't Limpfoot and Beck announce on the news about a month ago after all those violent attacks that they had some big plan in place to make the CTA safe? Was that just more Mayor Limpfoot bullshit? WTF???

3/22/2020 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is time these Fuckin Jagoffs ran into a old terminal gentleman who has had enough.

I believe that gentleman has been found..

3/22/2020 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out the Commentary section of HeyJackass for the weekend shootings.
That is by far, the funniest description of JB the Hutt ever conceived.
Saw it yesterday and still laughing about it.

3/22/2020 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19P

3/22/2020 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anyone be surprised by this. Would a jackal pass up a carcass or would he join the feast. So ends the lesson. Urban jackals at their best.

3/22/2020 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



I am shocked. . .

That this didn't start two weeks ago!

3/22/2020 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are the ROE for law abiding citizens when attacked by more than 2 feral yutes? Cause if I gotta slice and dice my way through 4 or 5 savages, i dont wanna be put in cuffs for self defense

3/22/2020 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to see a map of where in Chicago the most coronavirus cases occur.

3/22/2020 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My friend is a pharmacist at Northshore hospital in Evanston and she said the ER glass door was broken by people trying to get in for testing

3/22/2020 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Open season!

3/22/2020 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just the beginning. Warm weather will bring "Attack of the Yutes" garunteed. Pray for it to stay cold, its the only defense for yute virus, that and X-box.

3/22/2020 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...

"We heard a few dozen yutes exited the Red Line downtown Friday night.."

Those are no longer "yutes."

WBBM Radio has taken to calling them "males."

The ability to obfuscate and confuse issues is astounding.

The staggeringly expensive and awesomely destructive failure of the largest experiment in social engineering this country has ever conducted can now conveniently be explained away as merely "too much testosterone."

3/22/2020 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...

It has begun.

"...in the queue in Corona outside Turner’s gun store last week were many people who have never considered owning a firearm before.

"Men such as Sean Rodriguez, 48, a sales manager, who felt compelled to arm himself after his eldest daughter called him in tears when robbers, posing as utility workers, entered her home and raided her fridge at gunpoint, seizing difficult-to-obtain groceries.

‘When it hits you at home, you can change your mind very quickly,’ he says."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8138953/Fears-civil-unrest-Californian-city-Corona-coronavirus-panic-buying-guns.html

3/22/2020 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our loyal ‘news’ shows didn’t report any Red Line mayhem. Must be another ‘hoax.’

3/22/2020 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So.... in 011, Sunday, First day of the lockdown and we've already had multiple calls from citizens who think it's their obligation to report their fellow citizens breaking the rules of the lockdown. First, Multiple calls on people at church worshipping, then a call of "gates to the park open" and too many people hanging out. Wonder if the community will be applying the "Snitches get stitches" policy for these kind of calls? Another case of people not minding their own business. Apparently they think we can or want to do something about people violating an unconstitutional order.

3/22/2020 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News media too busy scaring everyone about the China Virus. Sad that Dude, Inc. doesn't obey the stay home order implemented by Gov. Rotundo. Don't they know about "Community Spread"? Maybe they're confused. Maybe they thought he said "Criminal Spread".

3/22/2020 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was only a matter of time before we hear the stories of our beloved citizens starting this behavior. There isn't enough beach and Lysol in the world to disinfect and clean the community.

3/22/2020 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least their spending that LINK card money wisely.

3/22/2020 02:06:00 PM  
Blogger Bob Smith said...

I expected this to start by mid week last.

3/22/2020 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More details on the feral predators attacking people downtown. When is Lausch going to start charging these animals with hate crimes? He’s Lori’s bitch so he is afraid to upset the permanent victim class.

3/22/2020 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly why many downtown stores that were mandated close have temporarily boarded up.
To protect against the “community yutes” who aren’t abiding by the stay at home order.

Or is to take Red Line downtown to rob and pillage a valid excuse to leave your house??



3/22/2020 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd just start selling it off the back of the truck. Everythin's a dollar right? Start handing over the cash. Have some big ole bouncer on the back with a 12ga loaded with 00 buck, deer slug, 00 buck... First truck rusher gets the butt stock, next gets the 00...

That crowd will snap right into line fast. No one's gonna complain because that's just how it is at the dope house.

3/22/2020 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't beleive it! 79th and Ashland? Dam Amish kids.

3/22/2020 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My brother in the burbs just called. He blames Trump. I was able to talk him down. I reassured him that no Politician in this world cares about him, especially since he is an actual Taxpayer/Homeowner within artillery range of the Southside, but still votes Democrat because "they are looking out for the Unions".

3/22/2020 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why was that dispatched? 19z.

3/22/2020 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best furlough segment ever !!!

3/22/2020 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More likely to be shot than get coronavirus over there

3/22/2020 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So they will not be selling crack and heroin in the ghetto now. It will be Purell? Lysol? The irony as some of the dirties houses I went to were in that fked up area.

3/22/2020 05:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...so that’s how we can get some hand sanitizer!

3/22/2020 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News media too busy scaring everyone about the China Virus.

3/22/2020 01:58:00 PM

Ha, the media whores. This is the greatest threat to world survival in history (screaming in background). The President and his team are giving a vital update as I write this (6pm CST). Nothing could be more important. Oops, national Fox switched to Judge Judy, national CBS switched to a pre-recorded show, and the best national ABC went to an infomercial. The world will end!!! But fuck that we've got to make a buck.

3/22/2020 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant!!! The chinese found a way to get these assholes to not loot downtown!!!

Tear up your own neighborhoods...AGAIN!!!

Nothing changes except these size of the giveaway.

3/22/2020 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gangs are about to take over the entire city. 150,000-200,000 strong against 12,000 CPD. Unless you act decisively at first hint of violent behavior the city will be lost. Does the Mayor and Governor have the stomach to do what will be necessary to stop it?
3/22/2020 10:24:00 AM


The mayor and the governor are irrelevant.

The question requiring an answer is:

Will the law enforcers have the balls to not impede the honest citizens in swift nullifications of the predatory?

The business soon to be at hand does not require law enforcement unrequested participation.

Our reliable Streets & Sanitation services will cover the clean-up.

And, being mindful neighbors, the hosing down of alleys, sidewalks, etc., will be done at no cost to taxpayers.

Situational events do not always require law enforcement entanglements.

3/22/2020 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just heard the Democrats are balking at getting on board and aid package. Stalling tactics when every day counts. No regard for their struggling voter base. Trying to get every far left idea as part of the package. Will try and BLAME triumph for the delay but the public is not as stupid as they believe. Cannot believe they are playing partisan politics when action is needed. Funk you Ploisi and all your Democratic commrads.

3/22/2020 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait until the virus starts spreading in the ghetto 🔥💩

3/22/2020 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shoot to kill or maim any looters or anyone with a Molotov cocktail in his hand. Mayor Richard J Daley. 1968.

3/22/2020 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I recall hurricane Katrina news where some dumb dumb killed another for a bag of ice... Looting a truck for hand sanitizer? Wow!

HEY CHICAGO CITIZENS - if you don't have your concealed carry license already and a good amount of ammo on hand... Sucks for you.

That said, for $30 shipped on Amazon or eBay or elsewhere online get your "Indian War Club" made of polypropylene from a company called Cold Steel. Keep that in your house and, while inferior to a gun, it is a bit better then absolutely nothing to keep idiots from grabbing you and taking your items. That Indian War Club will break a limb or a skull with scary ease - defend your home and those inside it if ever forced to. (guns are better however)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi_ldw-a8gw

Stay alert, don't be stupid and keep safe and keep healthy.


3/22/2020 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area nursing homes are exercising unlawful restraint, locking in active, healthy, asymptomatic residents so they are trapped indoors with the exhalings of the 35 yo street trash they are bringing straight from CCJ and IDOC.

One facility's receptionist was behind that front desk for two weeks with her misshapen, horrid bulk swaddled in blankets, hacking and groaning and so forth. That's fine.

Both local and state shelter-in-place orders SPECIFICALLY ALLOW "walking, jogging, running, biking" and shopping trips.

Look at the multiple incidences of mass infection and death; absolutely the worst place you could be. As many patients as a hospital, but without doctors.

3/22/2020 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where will JB get his pizza from during the virus crisis? WHERE?!


IL Pizza Parlor Forced To Shut Down Posts Unmistakable Message to Dem Governor
https://www.westernjournal.com/il-pizza-parlor-forced-shut-posts-unmistakable-message-dem-governor/

3/22/2020 08:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What are the ROE for law abiding citizens when attacked by more than 2 feral yutes? Cause if I gotta slice and dice my way through 4 or 5 savages, i dont wanna be put in cuffs for self defense

3/22/2020 11:19:00 AM

The ROEfor you is to stay in the basement on the video games and let the adults handle this.

3/22/2020 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The single ray of sunshine in this entire shitshow is that we haven't heard a peep out of that Mean Greenie Greta Thunberg.

3/22/2020 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are the ROE for law abiding citizens when attacked by more than 2 feral yutes? Cause if I gotta slice and dice my way through 4 or 5 savages, i dont wanna be put in cuffs for self defense

If you're attacked and are able to use it, use it as fast as you can. Your arm should be like a sewing machine. After a few are stuck a half dozen times, they will leave.

So should you.

Give the handle a wipe and drop it

If apprehended, say "I was in fear for my life. " NOTHING MORE.

3/22/2020 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time for Judge Dredd style policing!

3/22/2020 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the kind of bullshit I'm concerned about!

3/22/2020 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what?

The people of Chicago and Cook County voted for this.

Protect yourself and don’t get trick bagged.

3/22/2020 09:37:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

I wonder how long it will take before Michigan Avenue gets ripped apart by those youts?

3/22/2020 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess JB never had a real job. Call the boss a carnival barker and then complain he's not getting anything from the feds? Trump made a point at afternoon presser of naming New York, Washington and California getting lots of aid. Thanks JB. You're a real genius....

3/22/2020 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When is the city supposed to make that pension payment? They are going to use this virus as their excuse to never make a payment again. Never let a tragedy go to waste.

3/22/2020 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gangs are about to take over the entire city. 150,000-200,000 strong against 12,000 CPD. Unless you act decisively at first hint of violent behavior the city will be lost. Does the Mayor and Governor have the stomach to do what will be necessary to stop it?

3/22/2020 10:24:00 AM

Those gangs are largely made up of pussies who are afraid to go up against anyone, let alone an armed group of police. They attack by surprise, in groups, and then flee like the cowards they are. Numbers aren't everything. If they choose to go up against the police, and our increasingly armed citizenry, they will lose. They'll turn on each other as soon as one of them steps on another's new shoe. They aren't and can't be organized or disciplined. They're a bunch of morons and pussies. I welcome any attempts they make to organize and attack. The bloodshed and death on their side will be hilarious.

3/23/2020 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19p

3/23/2020 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get the quote right, it was "Shoot to maim all looters" and "shoot to kill all arsonists"

3/23/2020 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

G and A...
how many of you had to look that up???

3/23/2020 02:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets get it right, if we're gonna name call, "Fat Man and Little Boy", is more gender appropriate.

3/23/2020 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO, ain't anybody near 79th and Ashland cared about bleach or sanitizer in years. All of a sudden that "shit" has some value, so lets steal it. Can't make this up, lol.

3/23/2020 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have enough guns to arm My neighbors, I will lead with My AK-47.

3/23/2020 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Get the quote right, it was "Shoot to maim all looters" and "shoot to kill all arsonists"

3/23/2020 02:02:00 AM


It sounds like "shoot to maim or kill looters of stores in our city" to me...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4NkSDpODJjo

3/23/2020 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The gangs are about to take over the entire city. 150,000-200,000 strong against 12,000 CPD. Unless you act decisively at first hint of violent behavior the city will be lost. Does the Mayor and Governor have the stomach to do what will be necessary to stop it?

3/22/2020 10:24:00 AM

Those gangs are largely made up of pussies who are afraid to go up against anyone, let alone an armed group of police. They attack by surprise, in groups, and then flee like the cowards they are. Numbers aren't everything. If they choose to go up against the police, and our increasingly armed citizenry, they will lose. They'll turn on each other as soon as one of them steps on another's new shoe. They aren't and can't be organized or disciplined. They're a bunch of morons and pussies. I welcome any attempts they make to organize and attack. The bloodshed and death on their side will be hilarious.

3/23/2020 12:41:00 AM

Based on the Social Media posts by the far right in the Chicago area, there are active groups that are just waiting for the chance to defend their families and homes from those who may choose to do them harm.

3/23/2020 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...

3/22/2020 07:51:00 PM recommends-

"...get your "Indian War Club" made of polypropylene from a company called Cold Steel..."

Oops! Have to make do with a ball bat for now...

"Due to a mandatory “Stay At Home” order by the State of California, Cold Steel is currently closed and unable to ship orders until further notice. You may still place online orders, but they will not ship until we are permitted to resume operations. If you need customer service, you can reach us via email only at customerservice@coldsteel.com."

3/23/2020 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those gangs are largely made up of pussies who are afraid to go up against anyone, let alone an armed group of police. They attack by surprise, in groups, and then flee like the cowards they are. Numbers aren't everything. If they choose to go up against the police, and our increasingly armed citizenry, they will lose. They'll turn on each other as soon as one of them steps on another's new shoe. They aren't and can't be organized or disciplined. They're a bunch of morons and pussies. I welcome any attempts they make to organize and attack. The bloodshed and death on their side will be hilarious

Couldn’t agree more. That’s one fight they don’t want

3/23/2020 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The gangs are about to take over the entire city. 150,000-200,000 strong against 12,000 CPD. Unless you act decisively at first hint of violent behavior the city will be lost. Does the Mayor and Governor have the stomach to do what will be necessary to stop it?

3/22/2020 10:24:00 AM

Those gangs are largely made up of pussies who are afraid to go up against anyone, let alone an armed group of police. They attack by surprise, in groups, and then flee like the cowards they are. Numbers aren't everything. If they choose to go up against the police, and our increasingly armed citizenry, they will lose. They'll turn on each other as soon as one of them steps on another's new shoe. They aren't and can't be organized or disciplined. They're a bunch of morons and pussies. I welcome any attempts they make to organize and attack. The bloodshed and death on their side will be hilarious.

3/23/2020 12:41:00 AM

Based on the Social Media posts by the far right in the Chicago area, there are active groups that are just waiting for the chance to defend their families and homes from those who may choose to do them harm.

3/23/2020 12:29:00 PM


When the lights come back on, see how funny it'll be when
"fambly membaz" have missing person reports done on feral,
mob robbing/car jacking/burglarizing assholes who "went up
north" to hit some licks and got "stanked" and "disappeared."

"Wuhhhhhh... He said he wuz goin' up norf wit' his friends
to do some shopping and that he'll be back later. Wuuhhhhh!
It's been six months an' he an' his friends ain't been seen!
Ya'll needs to be on ya'll job!"

Not advocating... But understanding how
things can go when fed-up people decide
to fight back in an arena decidedly tilted
against them.

3/23/2020 07:30:00 PM  

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