Saturday, March 21, 2020

So Much Dumb

We're linking to the same article as the previous post because there's just so much stupid in it that we have to break it up into bite-sized pieces:
  • In terms of enforcement, Lightfoot and Pritzker agreed the order amounts to “asking people to do what they know they ought to,” but said police will be vigilant.

    “If [officers] see somebody who maybe is violating this order, they would talk to them and ask them not to,” Pritzker said. “Last resort, really, there is the reckless conduct misdemeanor that someone could be charged with. But we anticipate people will follow this order.”

    People spotted potentially violating the order by Chicago police will “get an admonition to go home, and for most people, that’ll be enough,” Lightfoot said.
Really? After the public flogging we've taken in the past few years for over all manner of bullshit, now you want us to go out and confront citizens?

Because this isn't "engagement." This is confrontation during an "emergency." Groot has stated this isn't "martial law," so Civil Rights haven't been suspended. People are allowed freedom of movement and freedom of association, no matter how dumb or ill-advised it may be.

We have heard no reassurances that the mayor or governor have our backs and will be paying any punitive damages assessed against the police for carrying out these vague and almost certainly improper directions. Protect yourself, your continued employment and the safety of your family above all other considerations.

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135 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If these jack asses aren’t smart enuf to sit down then fuck em

3/21/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck all that shit. Sorry, citizens. When the shit hits the fan I will be protecting my family and my home, not the fuckin Tops and Bottoms on Madison. You cannot rely on this guy for your safety. That ship sailed during Obama’s War on Police.

3/21/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fake Mayor Larry lightweight & IL Gov toilet seat want CPD to imitate the 1980's Soviet KGB ,policing Moscow Streets after dark, looking for tourist violators for traveling in forbidden areas ...lol. Just like the lenin statue in Moscow ,Chicago needs a statue of Special Ed..both asswipes

3/21/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole "edict" is comical. A joke! Shows how out of touch these douche bag politicians really are.

3/21/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3rd watch will be quiet for next month

3/21/2020 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can’t even stop a known gang member in a gang neighborhood. That’s not ‘reasonable articulable suspicion’ let alone probable cause. The bottom feeder lawyers will have a field day suing if the police are stopping random people for freely walking around in public. And if it is accepted and allowed solely due to the fact that the politicians say it is then that’s way too much power given to the government. They will use this as a springboard to infringe on other civil rights.

3/21/2020 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see Magic Mile? It looks like a plywood jungle.

They are wrapping it up tight. But the animal knows how to defeat plywood.

They best be taking their inventories elsewhere, elsewise it will be long gone.

3/21/2020 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PritzCOW or Groot won’t be helping will punitives? WHAT!

3/21/2020 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This shit they are asking us to do is borderline if not completely unconstitutional. Tread very carefully boys and girls.

3/21/2020 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwahahahahaha.......please someone provide body cam footage of one of you telling some youths to go home

3/21/2020 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the fuck are the gyms in the districts closed?!? The fucking germs are there regardless if they are open or not. Fucking nonsense

3/21/2020 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who ever works at the airport— go clean up luggage pickup— I counted 10 people who know did not get off a plane; not sure if they were homeless, a junky, bum, or democrat... but there were 10 of them

3/21/2020 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will they be there when the media hammers you? when you're in federal court? when Kim Fixx has your head on a spike? When COPA fires you? When the new teenager judgement group blasts you? when your supervisor denies everything and gets another merit promotion? when father flatuance and messy jackass protests? when your family has no income? SELF PRESERVATION

3/21/2020 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aint going to do SHIT. you have no regard for us, the police who risk everything and you show nor mention any appreciation for us the Police or Fire dept members? 1st-GFY ! 2nd-GFY 3RD- GFY AGAIN, Why? because you're a POS mayor who are no different than the rest of the DUMB ASS politicians. You tell everyone to stay home if the're feeling or are sick , you close shitty hall but you risk exposing us if we haven't been exposed already, you cancel our days off, and you don't have any regard for our safety. You cry your fake ass tears that there's no money but you secured 100 million for what? You distributed old, expired , no good for nothing sanitizer that's not even mfrd any longer . You are ok with all that but yet you have hand sanitizer every 5 feet in your dog house up in shitty hall, you hide behind a camera to give a speech that had nothing to do with what your plans were/are regarding your 1st responders... oh how I could go on and on, but like you don't give a dam , I we/ don't give a dam , but I will say this Gary groot coleman, A BIG F.Y. !!

How is it that Willie Wilson purchased masks and hand sanitizer for CPD as well as Mancow, who purchased hand sanitizer too and you wouldn't? F.Y. mayor... next time get yourself a step stool when standing at the podium , you looked hilariously stupid with the microphone above your head, oh wait that's right, you were hiding behind it.

3/21/2020 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean that people don’t listen to us? All that finger pointing doesn’t scare them? My high public office doesn’t make them shake with fear?they don’t fear the police. Thanks to you. Authentic liberal jibberish.

3/21/2020 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Groot and Guv'nuh Great (as in large) Ass
both have a wish in one hand and a handful
of their own shit in the other...

Both of them are wandering the fever swamps
of their own minds.

You know... Like in the old frontier movies
when someone has been taken with fever.

Hallucinating.
Screaming.
Crying.
Praying to some heretofore unknown
voodoo-kitchen deity in English and
undecipherable gibberish.

>Jumps out of bed to run outside,
crap in their own hands, fling it
at the moon and howl<

...And the rest of the traveling party
is mortified, gobsmacked, agog and agape.

At least the traveling party can opt
to pick up and leave on a moonless night...

>Tip-Toe<

Pragmatism is indeed a refuge of the
upright man possessed of good common sense.

Watching Groot's mental Cuckoo Clock
beginning to spontaneously self-disassemble
is deeply satisfying.

>BOOIINGG!<

Groot in miniature pops out of the little trap door
in the front of her stupid looking hat while perched
on a spring-loaded stick.

And don't for a second think that you're
safe standing behind, either.

Y'all should be ducking right about now...
Unless you want to risk getting an eye put out.

The bullshit spewing out the windows at
City Hall is more dangerous to Policemen
than the very worst Dude Inc. can do...

Police Like You Have No Friends.

Look.
Point & Laugh.
Leave.

3/21/2020 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea sure these politicians have our backs!!!

Take care of yourselves- they expect us to go out and confront people and then will hightail it when the lawsuits start rolling in after the crisis.

Waller Order has you basically begging on BWC - wait 3 minutes turn on camera and beg some more

3/21/2020 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To help with the WuHan Flu crisis, Blago has just released his new book, "Under House Arrest for Dummies." In it, he outlines a daily routine in chapters like "Tunneling your way out, under your back yard" and "Shank making 101." It also has his ever popular series on "Visitation Day." A reoccurring theme in the book is how to deal with useless politicians that grandstand their virtue over yours, and won't return calls. Overall, it's a scintillating read for our times. I rate it a "Five Vials" of expired H1N1 vaccine.

3/21/2020 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are detention aids getting Ppe kits? Wtf?

3/21/2020 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This amounts to “soft” Martial Law. Government is dictating where you should reside, where you are advised to travel or not travel, restrictions on your economic freedom to purchase goods and services due to mandatory closed businesses, restrictions on associations, and restrictions to earn an income by dictating what businesses can be open or closed. But of course government cloaks this all in a touchy feely language so as to not cause panic and criminal activity that could result in looting and rioting. Special attentions for business strips, stationary posts, and soft confrontation of government if law enforcement believes you have somehow violated the stated terms of “shelter in place”.

3/21/2020 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah right.

I'm going to lock someone up for "reckless conduct" and sign the complaint and risk losing my job?

Fuck you fat ass communist.

3/21/2020 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look
Laugh
Wave
Leave

Groot or BJ want anything more? Let them handle it. Maybe the ACLU and Fr. Faker can assist

3/21/2020 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do nothing to help support us, give us no equipment to keep us safe from being contaminated or spreading it to our family. No contract talks for over 3 years and chances are you’re gonna a crew is over... and now you need us! Your blue Canarys... go pound sand little Larry

3/21/2020 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tact teams will still be making their bullshit obstructing traffic, reckless conduct, and solicitation arrests. Oh and I forgot , the bullshit criminal trespass with no victim.

3/21/2020 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you don't believe it ask Joe Kipka

3/21/2020 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That bar closure is goin real good. How bout the 19 rounds left off at the shit hole lounge 100 feet from the area south/central gangs unit building.

3/21/2020 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fever, medical, done.

3/21/2020 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone else see this scenario being played out over and over...

A tact team of young officers are riding “Wolfpack” along with their supervisor who suggests the “engaging” of several members of “the community”. While being engaged, some “members” tell the officers “fuck you, we ain’t did nuffin wrong office”. And you know what...this time..they did not do anything illegal.

The supervisor, whose ego has now been challenged, then says “lock em’ all up” and everyone gets rounded up and dragged into the station.
Everyone gets charged with some bullshit misdemeanor that immediately gets thrown out.

NOW the lawsuits start coming. And sorry officers, putting “as ordered by my supervisor to do so” does NOT absolve you, no matter what you have been told.

3/21/2020 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical Democrats this has absolutely no teeth the bullshit they’re talking about. Declare martial law get it over with bring the National Guard in here no matter what it looks like the cowardly Alderman mayor and all the rest of them are scared it won’t look right they have a national guard on the streets well that’s what we need if that’s what we have to do to stop this virus from spreading do it like it down for two weeks we will all survive and be better for it. This is just like that idiotic mayor of Baltimore asking the games to start shooting each other so we can have more hospital beds.

Do you really think the Chicago police officers are gonna wanna even talk to these idiots that will not listen sorry we’re not losing everything else is been enough you’re jeopardizing your health where I can lose our freedom our family whatever money we have left after the stock market keeps crashing declare martial law and get this over with but then again it’s not their health they are jeopardizing they could care less about the good citizens that are left are the most corrupt city state county in the United States of America last week God bless the police hospital workers and doctors and nurses also firefighters and paramedics.

3/21/2020 03:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we’re gonna violate the Constitution and just make up laws to enforce (putting ourselves in jeopardy) I’d rather just arrest Lori Lightfoot and Kim Foxx.

3/21/2020 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why was there no hard questions for the mayor about hand sanitizer, gloves,...etc at the daily press conferences, Can SSC bird a reporter?

3/21/2020 03:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I watched Lightfoot speak on tv the other day, I was really taken aback at her appearance. I know it's juvenile, and forget her politics for a minute, but this person looks like a dwarf with fetal alcohol syndrome. This is what's representing the City of Chicago?

3/21/2020 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha so glad I’m retired you’ve gotta be an idiot if you listen to anything most politicians say and yeah good advise second city please protect yourselves and your livelihoods offices!! Don’t listen to Larry or that bloated arse 🤡!!! Sorry Two Men I trust boss one of em’z me the others not you!!

3/21/2020 04:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When we talk to them do we have to do ISR’s

3/21/2020 04:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If someone wants to lessen public alarm and hysteria about the COVID-19 Chinese virus crisis, the best possible solution would be to limit the number of press conferences conducted by Jabba Pritzker and Groot. The clown show accomplishes little or nothing. It would be better to have the professionals from the medical community handle the daily recital of patients who tested positive and those who succumbed.

It was shameful that Lightheaded used yesterday's conference to rip the Trump Administration's response to the Chinese virus crisis. It was in stark contrast to the comments from Governors Cuomo and Newsom who are both Democrats. These governors complimented the president's efforts.

3/21/2020 05:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These politicians are just stupid.

3/21/2020 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jum Bo Pritzker looks like he needs another helping of those THC laced Gummy Bears his Lt Governor has been hoarding...

3/21/2020 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s put it in perspective the state police is limiting overtime to preserve the health of the state troopers, which is a great thing for us being the lemmings they are making us out to be are being forced to work extra hours make us more susceptible to catching the virus and the mayor the piece of shit could not even thank the police officers on television during her joke of a news conference with the fake governor. Pathetic disgusting she doesn’t represent the citizens of Chicago she represents nobody, We have zero leader ship! I mighty God please make sure we are protected, also please protect our president thank you that President Trump is in that office at least we have a real leader could you imagine the turmoil if Hillary would’ve been elected or if Barry Obama was still in the office would’ve been a lot worse because They are clueless

3/21/2020 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the rules that the liberals put into effect to prevent “abuses of peoples civil liberties” during the war on police that is still in effect. I will not stop anyone unless I see them commit a crime. Period.

3/21/2020 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Plywood Jungle could become permanent tourist attraction.
Andy Warhol would give one nut for this display!
So would Christo. He liked to wrap things. Ya know what?
I'd like to see a turban on Charlie Beck. That would be cool.
Red. I think red would look good. Deep maroon. Dignified.
Smart. Practical. Modern. In the moment. GQ quality.

3/21/2020 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excuse me good sir. The mayor wants you home. Please comply.

3/21/2020 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

charge them with reckless conduct, Kim Foxx won't charge repeat gun offenders.

3/21/2020 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea right the community following orders. He'll that can't even follow laws much less orders. You have said publicly don't arrest them so what in the hell thinks you they will follow your orders. Stop smoking that weed and wake up Fat Man. You and the Midget need to get your heads out of you asses. Your about to see some serious civil unrest in your fine city.

3/21/2020 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was 30 degrees out tonight but there were still 15 people hanging out on the street and in cars in 007 at 71/Walcott.. The bar at 61/Racine was still functioning and had 19 rounds go off.. There were at least 3 parties (I’m sure occupancy was under 10).


3/21/2020 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
When we talk to them do we have to do ISR’s

3/21/2020 04:31:00 AM

Why would you want to talk to anyone?

You're going to stop someone who's out for a walk in their own neighborhood?

You are what's wrong with the dept.

3/21/2020 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was interviewing a victim last night who was at a party with over 100 people. I asked her if she was trying to stay away from people and she said “helll naw, corona gonna havt to catch us. We got tuff skins.”

3/21/2020 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

State by state you come to realize this world is run
by the assholes you knew in high school. The ones
who got "involved." The ones who were "active."
Never mind that they were coached by their fucking
parents to do that shit just to look good for the college
review board. We just thought they were straight assholes.
But they were really motivated assholes.
That's how we got people like:
Tom Dart
Lori Lightfoot
Rahm Emanuel
Richard Daley
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton

3/21/2020 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m not talking to anyone.

3/21/2020 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretzel Logic
If you be a gel and wear street clothes you could be made
for an off duty. How weird is that? That's how far the bar
has been lowered. Limbo Rock anyone? Only if you buy
me an overpriced Corona in a locked down bar.

3/21/2020 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE should release all the officer held captive at 311.

They should be given stars back and put to work.

I guess it aint an emergency yet.

3/21/2020 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again, do not do anything above what is required out of you. If anyone is going to lock up someone for Reckless Conduct , because they do not obey respect your request to go inside your home you are absolutely insane. Best course of action is to put the blinders on and drive by any group that is gathering.

3/21/2020 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19-P

3/21/2020 06:47:00 AM  
Blogger fillmoreranger said...

Becuase A.)they are counting on the populace being sheeple as all good democrats are and B.) hoping no one ,given our education system, knows that the 1st amendment states "the right of the people to peaceably assemble".

3/21/2020 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago has a huge portion of people too stupid for their own good. Unfortunately, the dumbest of them are young and will get through this with a mild cough and a fever.

I've been asking myself rhetorical questions like, "Could we stop shooting each other at a rate of 12 per day so hospitals can shift focus to treating Corona Virus?". No? I didn't think so.

The absolute and utter lack of humanity in Chicago is going to exceed this cynic's expectations before this is through.

3/21/2020 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why even mention locking people up? how about change the tone and just tell them to stay home out of everyones best interest. But he brings up a disorderly conduct charge? why would he do that?


Not concerned about the 'blacks and browns' now Pritzker? Last week you were.

3/21/2020 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corrupt leadership, robbers,rapists ,killers encouraged to thrive in chicago cook county illinois and the chicago mayor and Illinois governor want Police Officers to stop and question someone merely strolling on the sidewalk? The only thing I and many others understood from the sloppy lightfoot prikster babble babble is they are stirring the pot taking every advantage of this absolute catastrophe to further their socialist corrupt controlling , destruction of The United States Constitution agenda. Chicago Police Officers We love , appreciate and Thank You please dont let the demons influence Your morals and values.We love You too President Trump and First Lady Melania!!

.

3/21/2020 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who falls for this is a real specimen.

There are legal scenarios where people can be ordered to get off the streets, etc. But nobody wants to actually execute those scenarios. They want to keep it nice and loose so that if anyone's on the hook, it's not them.

Don't be on the hook. If this is bad enough to "do something," let them at least be clear what is to be done.

3/21/2020 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we supposed to break up ‘people’ selling/buying drugs out in the corner?

3/21/2020 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shantytown
I thought the plywood was on the other end of Route 66

3/21/2020 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arrest savages in the street while Foxx quickly empties the jails for ‘low risk prisoners.’ Just a revolving door. You’re on your own, Mayor...

3/21/2020 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There ain't no way in hell I'll be confronting anyone over likely unconstitutional edicts and orders from these politicians. Please everyone, tread carefully. If they want a curfew and a quarantine, don't let them make us their scapegoat. Force them to go all in and call out the guard.

3/21/2020 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Almost sold my stocks. Happened just the other day.
Held on just like the public, went down just like them.
Now I look real good. Virtue signaling all the way.

3/21/2020 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goobers out there are going to do a traffic stop and ask the driver to fork over that D/L ???
Street walkers gonna walk, the feral are gonna stalk. Cook county won’t cooperate either.
Some hardchargers will test the system...and the boogeyman is going to the Police again.

Add a Settlements Package to LightLoafers tax, fine and fee holiday.
Keep up the good work boys and girls, Larri & JBee says this will all be over on 07 April.

-

“ When we talk to them do we have to do ISR’s” @3/21/2020 04:31:00 AM

– Yes. But consider WHO IS ASKING YOU TO DO STOPS.
If y’all gonna stop’m and interfere with their liberties, better have a darn good reason and supervisors permission.
(Also submit To-From for permission to submit a communicable disease report for WC consideration.)

3/21/2020 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any copper would absolutely be incredulous to the reality of this situation. The politicians have been spitting in the faces of officers for years now, and as soon as the shit hits the fan and they realize they actually need us the tone will change. As soon as this thing subsides they will be back to hating us and processing CR's against us for our gross overreach of enforcement during this time. Like the scene from the movie The Town when the bank robbers get out of the car accross from a copper reading a newspaper. What did he do nothing which should be our montage.

3/21/2020 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh, the crazy liberal ways have come home to roost. Let tha community do they thang and keep driving

3/21/2020 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP. Silent. National FOP. Silent

Who have you contacted to get first responders. Anything to protect themselves

See that a local auto shop. Donated. Gloves.

Here’s a thought. Firestone. National auto Discount tires. Very larger. than life companies. Have enormous supply of. Gloves and masks





3/21/2020 07:38:00 AM  
Blogger KABUKILAW said...

why anyone would bother to "talk" to some person who is violating no known law ? and if they ignore you what then? The current mindset of "community activists" encourage confrontation rather than dialogue.All they can do is SLOW the spread of this thing, people will suffer and some will die, considering my age group I could very well be one of them, the historical evidence has shown the only thing for certain is death and taxes, close to that is we will have a significant recession, third world countries will get clobbered due to lack of infrastructure to deal with it, western democracies will do much better coming out the otherside, the United States probably do much better than the rest, starting out stronger economically, better infrastructure and demonstrably more productive economically. one thing that concerns geezers like me is the pension, 22% funded means it's about 5 times more likely to fail than a 100% funded pension, this pandemic will have a long tail

3/21/2020 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Message from our midget mayor. Gang bangers must do their killing at home and bodies must remain inside the home for 14 days to prevent the spread of the virus.

3/21/2020 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they check with the aclu before they put this in place?

3/21/2020 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

During the press conference on Friday, did you hear LL coughing a lot ?!?!

Very irresponsible to be around people when she appears sick!

3/21/2020 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pardon me, chaps, but our pug faced midget Mayor has ordered me to admonish you for lack of social distance and illegal gathering. No, there is no punch line.

3/21/2020 07:59:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Yoda says---Out of touch with reality, they are.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

3/21/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What exactly are essential items?liquor,weed,a three piece,condoms.if you don't become even more fetal,your a fool.

3/21/2020 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JB will shelter in place with his very own White Castle crave case. Probably should have held on to one of those toilets?

3/21/2020 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, make me! These two dangerous idiots are liars.

3/21/2020 08:18:00 AM  
Blogger Crusty said...

No "admonishments" for handing out eight year old sanitizer?

3/21/2020 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you don't believe it ask Joe Kipka

3/21/2020 02:19:00 AM

This needs some explanation for the masses. And I apologize if it embarrasses Joe. Sgt Klipka was in charge of the City Hall detail until recently. He’s a good guy, a good boss and was a good copper back in the day. He was very conscientious about what should and should not be done by the police in protecting City Hall. Well, a couple of months ago there was the usual protest at the Hall, in fact a group did a sit-in on the 5th floor outside the Mayor’s office. Seemingly no big deal. Been done before, will - well, maybe... - be done again. You know, that whole “redress government” thing from the leftist’s biggest enemy, The Constitution. So, Lightfoot will have none of it. We can only guess at her motives. But the head of her bodyguard detail, you know the guy - the former federal court bailiff - tells Joe to have the officers move the group out or lock them up. Joe explains 1) why it can’t be done and 2) why it shouldn’t be done. The protest continues and, of course, they eventually make their point and scurry home.

The next day Joe gets dumped.

Thank you for doing the right thing, Joe. You protected The Constitution, the City, the CPD, your officers and the Community. You, however, made the mistake of not trying to protect the sensitivities of a stupid politician. Enjoy your retirement, you’ve earned it.

3/21/2020 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous 19-David said...

Social distance

Wave

Laugh

Drive On

3/21/2020 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No reason to cancel RDO's. Curfew starts at 5pm. Unless citizens are going to work, store,hospital,gas station,or home.

3/21/2020 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD is run by a bunch of idiot's, I swear!!!!

3/21/2020 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please officers, always remember this - you do not have to obey a direct order from any police supervisor or authority figure if you know it is lawfully wrong. Read up on it under DOJ, basically saying that it is a federal crime to use your power to deprive a person of their rights and privileges.

Meaning if a supervisor or politician instructs you to stop a person, search a person, arrest a person, take a person's property, etc...AND you do it even though you know its wrong, you can be charged with a federal crime and go to jail.

Please think smart and always do the right thing. Stay safe and healthy, and thank you for what you do to protect the good citizens of America.

3/21/2020 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The state is under order to stay home but St Sabina has 100 kids at the school spreading the virus at day care. No masses and only ten at funerals but this goof follows no rules and the church allows him to do whatever!

3/21/2020 09:08:00 AM  
Blogger Old Chicago Gal said...

Definitely "Demolition Man" policing. Speak to offenders in a stern voice. Right that will go over well in Chicago.

The inmates are running the asylum.

Stay safe CPD, CFD, and all 1st responders.

3/21/2020 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you SCC for the truth. I'm a retired cop still living in 016 that goes out for a daily walk. If anyone wants to stop me and "engage" me I'll be out and around after 5Pm Saturday. I could use the extra money from the lawsuit.

3/21/2020 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today's papers even have comments from the ACLU that state the govt has the right to quarantine for public health but stopping people in the public may be a fine line between the legality behind the constitution, that is public health vs public safety. The police stop for public safety via reasonable suspicion and probable cause. That may not apply to public health. The ACLU says they will be watching.

3/21/2020 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Office Just Say NO Stay safe Stay Healthy Remember they are NOT behind you. Misdemeanors are no longer a crime.. Give them what they voted for

3/21/2020 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is more political, but i can't believe we have these morons as our elected officials.....

3/21/2020 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember....this is why there is a P A system in the car.
A timely announcement should just make all those miscreants
just run home and stay in.......
This is a stay in order.....given with “no teeth”.....
Should Fatazz and lil miss mayor really want compliance, bring
in the well armed National Guard bearing weapons at the ready to
get them to comply. Us neutered CPD “clowns” are just gonna watch the show.

3/21/2020 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still need to get my VRI (quota) activity.

3/21/2020 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Sir, "why are you out and about this crisis?" "Man, fuck you motherfucker! Suck my dick! I ain't gotta explain shit your racist ass, keep fucking with me and I'll have your brass...old lame ass motherfucker! I want a white shirt!" Practice your communication skills with this because you will definitely receive verbals that are much worse

3/21/2020 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just saw a video of bloated gov. fatass and mayor groot together. It's a hoot! They really do look like Mutt and Jeff, or fatty and shinny.

3/21/2020 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3/21/2020 03:38:00 AM

Hilarious!

3/21/2020 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are witnessing the waning days of democracy in the United States. This 'crisis' will never be over as it is a ploy for the government to seize more power and control over the people.

The shelter is place is to prevent any public protests or even questioning the situation. No public protests. No First Amendment. And of course, no Second Amendment either.

At first, the all-clear date was 1 April. Then mid May. Then mid June. Then November. Now some people are saying 18 months.

It will never end. The powers that control will NEVER relinquish power.

For an infection that has an overall fatality rate of a bit over 1%. Most of the deaths are very elderly with major health issues.

An 83 year old emphysema patient dies. Killed by the virus?

If this virus was the killer it is said to be, police, EMTs and ER staff would be dropping like flies. But they are not.

Once on Friday evening news the Wall Street Journal called for getting the economy going again. Crickets.

The coming recession and if long enough, depression and social upheaval, will kill way more than the virus. Which will be met by force. Local police officers probably won't buy into it. But the military will.

Wake up sheeple.

3/21/2020 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JB Swine and Lightloaf want to protect the citizens of Illinois? But, they love their wonderful illegal sanctuary policies. Illegals will kill more Americans than this Wuhan Chinese virus. Both of you clowns go fk yourselves.

3/21/2020 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't give a shit who's walking around or going where...BS like this has no way to be enforced even if it was a good idea.

3/21/2020 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hog head and frog princess can ask people to quarantine themselves all day long. These progressive commie bastards will not do anything if it means bad press, bad optics, or political suicide. No policeman who has more than two neurons firing in his head would even entertain enforcing any of the nonsensical ideas they spew because at the end of the day none of it will hold up in any of these ultra progressive courts. The public is well aware of the health hazard out there and anything they do is at their own risk at this point. The only good that can come from this mess is that maybe, just maybe, the citizenry here will start to realize just how useless this over-grown, bloated bureaucratic city/state government really is. All the taxes, fees, permits, fines, and high priced property get you absolutely nothing. It couldn't even provide one of its own departments - a FIRST RESPONDER/EMERGENCY entity, basic cleaning products when we needed it. Anything useful we have gotten so far has come from the private sector donations and officers bringing in their own supplies. And this is coming from a so-called first class city.

3/21/2020 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


“This amounts to “soft” Martial Law. Government is dictating where you should reside, where you are advised to travel or not travel, restrictions on your economic freedom to purchase goods and services due to mandatory closed businesses, restrictions on associations, and restrictions to earn an income by dictating what businesses can be open or closed. But of course government cloaks this all in a touchy feely language so as to not cause panic and criminal activity that could result in looting and rioting. Special attentions for business strips, stationary posts, and soft confrontation of government if law enforcement believes you have somehow violated the stated terms of “shelter in place”.”

Hmmm, sounds familiar, but that was almost 40 years ago in Poland.

3/21/2020 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, not a CPD member now or ever, but have been around this rodeo long enough to be able to see what is going to happen here.

First watch the news of the shutdown in the San Francisco area. Note that in Los Gatos and other such places where the population is mostly white and asian the streets are empty. Apparently those folks take responsibility for their own safety and generally follow the law. The problem is of course, is that these white/yellow liberals think that everyone acts like them and members of other communities will follow the rules and stay inside.

Now let's go to your town, Chicago. Certain neighborhoods, like those out west, will follow the rules and only go out when necessary. Other communities will not, and we can guess how many "just getting their life together" folks will be out on the street. Those folks will be contacted by the low-intelligent officers (defined not by IQ but the standard of not knowing enough to see what is going to happen next.") who will remind them to go home. These young democrats will explain to the officer in the language of their people that the officer should go have sex with his/her self and after that their mother. Maybe the officer will see that gun or dope and the next thing the young and upcoming community leader will be arrested, maybe for resisting arrest or one of the charges described by mayor. What will happen next? As predictable as the sun coming up tomorrow. First we'll find that more people of color, most black, are stopped by the police than white people. Next we'll find the young reprobate was confronted by the racists police when all he was doing, because we all know how much these folks care about their children, was going out to get milk for his hungry baby. BLM and the community activists will be at the throats of the officers, and then these officers will really find they have no friends.

We do have some officers giving the advise of

"Look
Laugh
Wave
Leave"

Sounds like good advice to me, but again, we'll know how this will turn out. Certain communities will be struck harder than others by this flu. Can we guess who will be blamed? Give up? The poleeece "who refused to warn us to go home."

Not having been in a police car for over 30 years this may be out dated advice, but back in the day we had PA (public address) systems in our cars. How about hitting the PA with a public service message - "Kind, gentle citizen, your political leadership has directed we, your humble servants, to remind you to remain home for your own protection." And then wave and leave.

What is going to happen as others described is that young stupid officers and their brain dead supervisions are going to use this as excuse to make enforcement stops, which is going to bite them, their families, and the department in the ass.

You really now have no friends, so don't let your enemies put you on front street.

In a couple of weeks the shit is going to hit the fan when the community finds out they can use this as an excuse to loot the grocery stores.

As predictable as the sun going down today, the police will be blamed.

3/21/2020 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If anyone has heard Gov. Cuomo of NY give his daily China Virus briefings to the press and New Yorkers you are really missing something. Very impressive, informative, knowledgeable, calming, honest, confidence building, doing and saying positive reporting, good use of slides to re-enforce key points and enriching to all concerned.

Compare that to Fatso and the Imp. Bad mouthing Prez constantly, blaming everyone for their incompetence, taking no responsibility, threatening, cajoling, using out dated equipment or no equipment for first responders, spreading fear and uncertainty, dour thinking, and sending a message of uncertainty. Let's not forget Dr. Doom, from the Unv. of Chicago, she was very scary and creepy. Yikes, what dungeon did they drag her out of.

Fatso and the Imp are Marvel Conics characters from the Legion of Doom. Watch the Mayor of NY and see how he conducts informational and situational briefings. Then compare it to the "sad sacks" running this lunatic asylum.

3/21/2020 11:08:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Fauci is not who he seems. He's a supporter of Crooked Hillary. The hysteria over the Wuhan China Virus is overblown and meant to harm President Trump. Here's a love letter to HC from Fauci. This BS "soft shutdown" is going to do far more damage than the virus could possibly do. Please stay safe out there:

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2020/03/20/fauci-love-letter-to-hillary-clinton-surfaces/

3/21/2020 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you see the Michigan Ave windows being boarded up during Daley one, bilandic, Byrne, or Washington

3/21/2020 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Democrats truly are Communists and Marxists.
Their solution to a virus....take everyone’s rights away.

3/21/2020 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fat boy pricktzker spreading doom
closing all business for 3 weeks will save 10,000 deaths from virus in illinois
what was age , health conditions of those that died in illinois
JB should be reporting why 22 people died at one location in willowbrook
which political hack owns part of it and when was the last safety , health inspection completed
he's a fat bully , looks out of breath , he should be tested for heart disease

3/21/2020 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better have your beat tag on when you're admonishing these people.

3/21/2020 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Until the city suspends civil liberties, their “shelter in place order” is nothing more than a suggestion. It has NO legal power.

You are, of course, free to tell people to get back in their houses, but they are equally free to ignore you. You don’t even have grounds for aTerry stop!

Politicians need to learn that it may be the voters who get them into office, but it’s the police that allow them to govern. Without the threat of raw violence to enforce them, laws are nothing more than guidelines for the law-abiding.

Groot made this mess - although she built on the shit-pile left by Obama and Rahm - and now she’s going to have to deal with it on her own.

3/21/2020 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will not confront any citizen.
So if I was to stop someone I would ask. Where you going?
Citizen says the store. How am I suppose to verify? Follow him to the store.
Stupidity at the highest government level.
Until there is martial law and we as cops are indemnified from damages I will not place myself in that trickbag.

3/21/2020 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She wants the admonished to start admonishing.

3/21/2020 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
This amounts to “soft” Martial Law. Government is dictating where you should reside, where you are advised to travel or not travel, restrictions on your economic freedom to purchase goods and services due to mandatory closed businesses, restrictions on associations, and restrictions to earn an income by dictating what businesses can be open or closed. But of course government cloaks this all in a touchy feely language so as to not cause panic and criminal activity that could result in looting and rioting. Special attentions for business strips, stationary posts, and soft confrontation of government if law enforcement believes you have somehow violated the stated terms of “shelter in place”.

3/21/2020 01:08:00 AM

There is no such thing as “soft” martial law. Either there is martial law or there isn’t. You can’t violate a citizens rights and would be crazy to put yourself in jeopardy for even stopping to talk to them Waste of time all they are going to say is going grocery shopping, going to pick up carry out, getting gas, going for a walk to exercise or since liquor stores are exempt going to buy a bottle or two and a few pints

3/21/2020 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More stupidity from stupid politicians. Last night seven shootings and tonight at 5 pm magic will happen. No one will be out tonight and no shootings, right?. Cause Fatso and the Imp say so. We'll see if the magic happens. Great leadership.

3/21/2020 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gov looks like he's been floating in the river for 2 weeks and the mayor looks like she raided he grandfathers clothes closet. Don't get me started on the guy doing the sign language.

What world do I live in?

3/21/2020 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Officer: “Sir, you are outside your home”
Citizen: “Yes, I am”
Officer: “State your reason for being out”
Citizen: “I’m doing something that is allowed under the orders of The Mayor
and The Governor”
Officer: “What are you doing”?
Citizen: “I told you and that’s all you need to know”
Officer: “Produce ID”
Citizen: “Stick it” and walks away
Officer goes hands on and arrests on the Reckless Conduct charge as per The Order.

Three years later this is up in Federal Court after Foxx drops all charges in Branch Court

3/21/2020 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fat Ass Gov and the Imp have put out the Order. Impressive work.

Put a mask and cape on these two characters, call them "Ratso da Fatso and Little Boy" and stick them in a DC comic book. You got a comic book winner.

BTW: We got your Order right here.

3/21/2020 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And if it is accepted and allowed solely due to the fact that the politicians say it is then that’s way too much power given to the government. They will use this as a springboard to infringe on other civil rights."

Exactly what I and many coppers I know are talking about. I will not be a party to unconstitutional orders in violation of the 1st amendment. I've been schooled on how a slick lying lawyer can convince a liberal idiotic jury on how constitutional amendments can be allegedly violated...Won't happen ever again.
I say we all stand back, let them loot the city dry, help good people if needed. Do as little as necessary, then when contract talks resume let them know that if we get a great deal...MAYBE we'll take a different approach next time this happens. And it WILL happen again. This covid19 scenario, political, police, military response is just a dry-run for the next, more serious event.

3/21/2020 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is typically idiotic,absolutely no teeth! What kind of idiot thinks this up? Then we have the fat governor who mom and dad gave him over 3 billion dollars from their Hyatt hotel chain, does mommy still wipe his ass? never forget JB ad his "toilet gate,"scandal where he took toilets out of his mansion downtown and had taxes reduced,then the pimp blamed his wife!

Then we have lori/larry wow incredible zero leadership, But don't worry she kept weed shops open along with jb gotta get that extra cash in the back pockets!They say "medical only," that is like Walgreens opening up the back for "recreational," take whatever you want, then suddenly knowing they were non-essential and saying "wait we are medical!" Follow the money here! Why are weed shop hours not at least reduced to daytime house only? they are allowed top operate with extra hours wtf!! Media there is your prep!!

3/21/2020 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Kipka is a great guy and a great cop. Too bad those aren't the requirements for this job anymore and I guess never really were but at least they were respected by their peers.

3/21/2020 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listen to this message from so-called chief Walter from CPD next thing you know maybe we should ask them pretty please and kissed her ass what a disgrace and he made a video like this oh my God we are sinking fast:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y3DcMGMHJ9E

3/21/2020 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I watched Lightfoot speak on tv the other day, I was really taken aback at her appearance. I know it's juvenile, and forget her politics for a minute, but this person looks like a dwarf with fetal alcohol syndrome. This is what's representing the City of Chicago?

3/21/2020 04:15:00 AM

You nailed it! She's a FAST. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Turd! She is an embrassment.

3/21/2020 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fat Boy states that ‘only in Extreme cases will violators be arrested and they will Only be charged with a misdeamor ( yeah, sure says Kimmy). I hope the Red Line Savages come out in force and catch this virus. Their howling parent will storm into the ER room demanding that their baby be cured kicking any body who dare try an escort the upset mama outside. Funny how soon stories immediately disappear from this city’s media, yet they have a long-term memory of any ‘bad behavior’ that you got into...

3/21/2020 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waiting for the mutts to hold one of their late night ‘block parties.’ Like the only thing I’m really praying for is 70 degree weather...

3/21/2020 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

America start producing health products in the United States NOT overseas. THIS IS A WAKE UP CALL!!!!

3/21/2020 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Never let a crisis go to waste.”

Now, where did I hear that before...?

3/21/2020 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. Out of concern and safety for all of our participants, IROCC will be cancelling all qualification shoots beginning at the end of business 3/20/2020. All of our shoots through April 2020 are cancelled. Scheduling for qualification shoots is currently suspended. Once we have information regarding upcoming dates and locations all eligible participants that are currently being processed, will receive an updated schedule to choose a date and location to attend a shoot.
Please keep in mind, there is no grace period after your current card expires. Your IROCC card is a qualification card for Federal Law H.R. 218 Law Enforcement Officer Safety Act. We do not have any authority to make such changes. If something does change, we will post this information immediately.



The IROCC office will be closed until March 30th, where we will reopen with limited hours.

3/21/2020 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the other side of the coin, the Trump DOJ has sent Congress a request asking to give chief judges the power to indefinitely detain people without trial during national emergencies. Is suspension of habeas corpus next? Can men be handmaids? Gilead is coming closer to reality.

3/21/2020 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you SCC for the truth. I'm a retired cop still living in 016 that goes out for a daily walk. If anyone wants to stop me and "engage" me I'll be out and around after 5Pm Saturday. I could use the extra money from the lawsuit.
----------

The funny thing is, once that federal judge learns you are a retired cpd member- case dismissed. Count on that.







3/21/2020 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

governor says to talk to them. what about? and if they say fuck you and your mayor and the governor. then what?

3/21/2020 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But why would you stop a lone person and ask what they are doing..you have no right and it is not part of the governor's order...you can be out to walk, bike ride, roller skate or even play in the park...you cannot just congregate in groups...so what part of the order do you not undestand... people like you have no business being on the job of you cannot understand what the irder implies..this is not a lockdown or curfew..only restriction is that you cannot congregate

3/21/2020 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone else see this scenario being played out over and over...

A tact team of young officers are riding “Wolfpack” along with their supervisor who suggests the “engaging” of several members of “the community”. While being engaged, some “members” tell the officers “fuck you, we ain’t did nuffin wrong office”. And you know what...this time..they did not do anything illegal.

The supervisor, whose ego has now been challenged, then says “lock em’ all up” and everyone gets rounded up and dragged into the station.
Everyone gets charged with some bullshit misdemeanor that immediately gets thrown out.

NOW the lawsuits start coming. And sorry officers, putting “as ordered by my supervisor to do so” does NOT absolve you, no matter what you have been told.

3/21/2020 03:00:00 AM

Especially when the lawsuit includes the plaintiffs being infected wid da virus an sheeit. Shysters dream come true

3/21/2020 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the Thugs get the memo from Gov. Fat Ass and Groot?

3/21/2020 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has he not been paying attention, the shitheads kill each other, they commit violent crimes as a normal part of their existence. They aren't going to comply with any of this. Your only hope is continued cold weather, if it warms up. Get the body bags ready, and not from the virus.

3/22/2020 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@3/21/2020 11:08:00 AM

Cumo and deblowhole are as big a pieces of rubbish as the local idiots, fatboy and the dwarf. Just ask the NYPD coppers what they think of them.

3/22/2020 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dusted off my old cassette machine, put new batteries in it, and found my old Slim Whitman cassette. When up a group gathers, they will get a blast of that over the P.A. until they leave.

3/22/2020 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Governor Fatboy and little ugly elf Groot! Typical liberal morons more worried about speech than substance. Hey fat ass calling it the Chinese virus or the Wuhan virus is accurate not racist. Hard to imagine worse leadership than what we have currently in this state. With the massive amount of tax revenue being lost this may be the tipping point for Illinois and Chicago and they want to talk about what we call this virus?

3/22/2020 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"America start producing health products in the United States NOT overseas. THIS IS A WAKE UP CALL!!!!"

This. This whole event should be a wakeup call to lessen our dependence on other countries ,in general, for any of our products. ESPECIALLY critical and life saving items. China could bring the U.S. to our knees by just stopping imports of medication etc. We need to wake up.

3/22/2020 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot looks like Beetlejuice, she needs a striped suit from her grampa’s closet!

3/22/2020 02:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

governor says to talk to them. what about? and if they say fuck you and your mayor and the governor. then what?

3/21/2020 08:27:00 PM

Rule #1: Never, ever listen to Jabba or the Groot because they are fools.

Rule #2: Always, always, always follow Rule #1.

3/23/2020 07:58:00 AM  

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