Apologies to John Goodman
posted by SCC at 4:01 AM
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120 Comments:
You just seriously insulted John Goodman. Pritzker looks more like Jaba The Hut.
Yeah, but Fred Flintstone works for a living
Yabba Dabba Doo! Jabba is being sued!
Thanks SCC
You just ruined my keyboard when I saw the pics & I laughed my coffee all over it
BRAVO & Cheers to all
Fat ass is much better .
Since the CDC has also said that obesity is life threatening, maybe Jabba should wear a mask during his 12 feedings a day
Fred can power the car with his feet... JB is so fucking out of shape he could not 1/4 a block using a foot powered prehistoric car without needing a defibrillator.
Fred Flintstone is a noted bowler. Old 'Twinkle Toes' on the lane.
JB the Gut on the other hand... HAS NO BALLS!
Fat boy is a typical do as I say not as I do democrat. Where's the lt governor? Is she at her home high on legal weed? City and state employees CDL holders police officers and many other individuals are subject to random drug testing then why aren't the elected officials tested?
The lt governor was bragging on January 1 that she purchased $300 worth when weed became legal. A real example for the children of Illinois.Test the elected their decisions affect us.
Fred lived in Bedrock... JB's budget deficits are 1000 miles deeper then mere bedrock.
Fred is the better dressed of the two. He has better hygiene which goes without saying.
During the 1961 TV Season Winston Cigarettes sponsored the Flinstones Series on ABC.
JB the lard ass on the other hand... Only endorses weed!
Fred vs JB... Well, people actually like Fred Flintstone and have enjoyable memories of his antics. That is alone is difference enough.
Wilma Flintstone would never put up with an obese brain dead loser like Jay Robert... She was a classy stone age lady!
Bedrock had lower taxes, less crime & less corruption plus fewer illegals then modern Illinois... Points for the Jurassic era!
Fred Flintsone did not blame his shortcomings as a leader on Donald Trump. Then beg Trump for Federal bailout money... Quite a gap between the two men.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
You just seriously insulted John Goodman. Pritzker looks more like Jaba The Hut.
4/27/2020 04:15:00 AM
If Jaba the Hutt had a ugly brother, it’s JB...
JB weighs more then some dinosaurs Fred has ridden on... Facts are facts.
Fred Flintstone was genuinely entertaining... JB is just a porky clown.
Fred Flinstone had a neck, thick as it was... Not just multiple chins which blended into his shoulders as our governor does.
The Flintstones were a cartoon show on TV... JB is a cartoon version of an actual leader who appears on TV from time to time. There is a distinction.
Gov Toilets should set the example and lose Some Weight
But then again he just bought his title $$$$
Jay Bob and John Goodman as Fred Flintstone share a resemblance. ��
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Moe from the Stooges
One goes Yabba Dabba Doo! The other... Is a Yabba Dabba Dummy!
I don't recall that episode where Fred was a dumbass and lost $1 billion of inherited money though his own ineptitude.
Please dont insult Fred like this. Lori is Barney?
Whatever happened to the ALL POWERFUL?
BURKE?
MADIGAN?
kinda like the exempts in a crisis cant worry about contact card and uniform inspections.
At least half the Alderman vote dsaying they were useless and GROOT can run the show by herself.
I like Jelly Belly
Oh no, there's a better look-alike for Governor Fat Boy. Go to:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Gosfield
Pvt. Duane Doberman!
JB will always be "Fathole" to me.
John Goodman has a better tie.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Get ready 4 Saturday, High 70"S, fuck your social dis!
Fred would have talked Blago into getting the Senate seat. A day labor guy is smarter than the never worked a day billionaire.
Come on, don’t do John Goodman like that. Apparently he is a real nice guy
How about Fat Bastard?
Safety Orange trending in Spring fashions?
A rich entitled fat kid and a tax scammer who never worked a day in his life who spent millions to be elected governor and wont be elected a 2nd term.
Looks like JBtheH is getting haircuts. Wonder who is doing them? I don’t see Mrs JBtheHutt with a FlowBee that just arrived via Amazon
Gangster slick back.
Notice the hairline a little too far down the forehead?
That's one well fed Gov-NOR.
Throw in a 'widows peak' and you got a fat Eddie Munster.
I prefer "Toilets"
How about Putzker face on Flintstone body.
That hair, he could be a grossly overweight, grown up Eddie Munster with his widow's peak shaved off.
You guys are missing the boat- Governor "Pugsley" is much more accurate (Pugsley was the chubby son in "The Addams Family"
I prefer the name "Fredo", because he is clearly the stupid brother in the clan.
I think "Governor One Man Mass Gathering" is genius.
I also like Fat Boy for short.
LARD ASS fits him like a glove!
AirBnB Brian Chesky not far behind.
Poor Brian, he's the brains behind those unwanted
strangers in your neighborhood.
He's got an ankle bite from a rat and a set of fangs
in his ass from the local snake. Poor Brian, he's the
brains behind those unwanted strangers in your
neighborhood.
Goodman is thinner and probably a way better human being. The comments on this one are great!
Does J.B. own a stake (no pun intended) in Pizza Hut?
The Gov. = Jabba da Hutt. Jabba typifies corrupt actions, boss of an on-going criminal enterprise, possesses huge power ego, untrustworthy, untruthful, is venial in nature, threatens & corrupts, exhibits all the physical attributes of Jabba, vindictive and slobbering pile of lard. Jabba is for real and his policies are destructive to all who reside this bankrupt State.
Fred Flintstone is a more gregarious, harmless and fun loving cartoon character.
IMO the Gov typifies Jabba.
Come this Friday, May 1st, I am going outside without a mask and doing whatever the Fuck I feel like doing.
The rest of this city needs to show these idiotic politicians that we obeyed the shelter in place/social distancing, etc. that was initially mandated - now we’ve had enough! What is this city gonna do to us?!?
O.T. 011 was always a dump and will never change. It was never nice.
Very funny and just as good as Larri Don-Johnson LightLoafer mash up.
FunFact: Barney had a bigger head and neck than Fred. JB has a bigger ego than Barney’s head.
Never understood dapper Fred wearing a neck tie with loincloth while operating dino-assisted pulley machinery. It probably perplexed JB too and scared him into never indulging in arduous labor being tied to rules, timekeeping and accountability. Bunch of fictional characters make up our leadership. MeTV should get JB to promote The Flintstones.
These mashups would make a nice coffee table book, putting these nitwits against their celebrity doppelgängers.
Superintendents from Rerun to My Pillow to now Raj for starters and that gobi fish of a mayor. Endless laughs and amusement.
The modern Stone Age family.
I remember an old timer once said some 35 years ago that if they dropped an atomic bomb in this ghetto, it would send the deadbeat inhabitants back into the stone age...which would be a great improvement over the current conditions.
Seems an atomic bomb isn’t necessary these days as the Democrats are doing a fine job destroying Chicago Cook County Illinois.
who wears it better?
I hate to say it because I luv the cartoon and the movie was alright, but he looks lik the Grinch
SCC, thanks for all your efforts to lift our spirits.
Where would we be without SCC?
You posed this. They are both wearing blue ties.
Re: Food Banks
Re: 50,000 pounds of food
Re: Wake The Fuck Up!
50,000 pounds of food = 25 U.S. TONS!
Something wrong with this equation?
You-Fucking-Betcha
25 U.S. TONS for one U.S. city in one U.S. state.
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
He wants to be a Jerrold Nadler look alike from years ago.
Doughboy!
Mr Flintstone informed the public this morning that all Illinois Schools should now prepare for Fall E Learning for their students.This Lockdown/Martial Law is going into November.Next up 2021,depending on how the Presidential Election goes and what those genius scientists say about bending that curve.When exacting your wrath good citizens of Illinois remember the names of Pritzker,Duckworth,Durbin,and Lightfoot.Now what does that curious quartet have in common?????
Doctor My Eyes
Hate to tell you this stuff, but it's true.
Local food banks don't want your canned goods.
They want a check.
See: "Blessings of Hope"
"Why you shouldn't donate cans to food banks"
July 16, 2019 (NOTE THAT DATE)
For every $1.00 donation, food banks can purchase
$4 to $5 worth of food.
So essentially the system is rigged to provide a safety net
that working people simply cannot access.
That is unless you are prepared to wait up to 3 hours in a
line to get two 25-pound boxes of food at the food bank.
Here's something important to read:
https://wirepoints.org/pritzker-now-stonewalling-critical-antibody-testing-wirepoints/?fbclid=IwAR3E9CcsEh4GlQY5Vsb4pgxyuKS15n3OWoEt2AsLhOyyVEycx2hrPytwhE0
Pritzker claims to be leading Illinois by relying upon sound medical research and scientific models, but he has continually refused to respond to questions about what sources he has relied upon when issuing his executive orders.
If the antibody tests are factored in the percentage of deaths due to COVID-19 exposure are likely to fall dramatically.
Just wait until I get my gastric bypass operation and lose a couple hundred pounds. The ladies will realize I'm their Hollywood dreamboat.
Add some green, two horns and he’s an instant Shreck look-alike.
PUTZKER great name
This just in:
Nationwide Radio News
Meat will be the next item in short supply as processing
plants for pork, beef, and chicken close down due to
Covid and animals are killed on the farm due to supply
chain disruptions.
Farmers already dumping excess milk and destroying eggs.
Why is someone who never held a job overweight?
They have access to "the system."
Act accordingly when you observe their fat, lawless ass out
on the corners. They'll still be there tomorrow. And the next
day, and the next day. Don't let a Merit Pick jam you up.
This opening up of the Economy is not going very well from a small business standpoint.Many of the small businesses,of course in other States, are unable to open and operate do to the supply chain being severed and the overbearing Social Distancing Requirements imposed.One of the North Carolina Golf Courses opened for a couple of days and immediately shut down because the rules would not allow Golf Carts of any kind including push carts,no Golf Outings,and Tee times 25 minutes apart.The owner related that 75% of his money made comes from Outings and he has many older customers who can not physically walk the course so with employee salaries and operating costs he would be losing more money by opening up.
Governor Jerry Krause Junior.
When things got too hot and heavy at that "other" blog,
they would put up videos of "musical interludes." So in that
spirit, we suggest Cheech and Chong Basketball Jones.
And for the Keesing Bandit...Skipper or Gilligan? Fred or Barnie?
Governor EatsAlot
Yabba Dabba Jabba
When one man has too much power and too much food,
you see what happens. His body needs surgery so it
can burn off excess calories stored as onboard fat.
A downright Medical Disgrace.
A walking, talking commercial for CAT Scale Truck Scales.
#WeighMyTruck
#RollOnEighteenwheeler
#CatDieselPower
Fred Flintstone was a lot smarter than JB. Fred had a cooler car and a sexy wife and a real job too.
#FrancisBuxton. He’s the rich fat kid who stole Pee Wee Herman’s bike the X1.
Fat Beaver Cleaver
So, would Groot be Barney Rubble? Or, Bamm-Bamm Rubble?
Can’t wait for his daily 2:30 news conference. He is the smartest man in the room.
What a fat fuck!!!! I hate this piece of shit
His dry cleaner has to press his shirts in a driveway.
Savage you are SCC
Very creative however Fred Flintstone at least A brain, Not a rich fat trust fund baby like JB! Think about that over $3 billion given to him then the kid goes out that’s what he has nothing but a spoiled brat and he spends hundreds of millions to be elected governor to try to show the memory of his mommy and daddy then he can be
Rick Fucking Moranis as Barney Rubble.
Squad, blotter acid is making the rounds again.
Crime down, way down. Stoners watching cartoons.
Prickster looks like a bloated, older Eddie Munster.
Stick with Gov. Fat Ass please.
anyone notice how the governor and the doctor never answer the question that is asked. they sure do dance around the answers.
I prefer incompetent trust fund political hack.
That fat bastard is an insult to Fred Flinstone! Bam-Bam——-BamBamBam!
Fatso couldn’t hold a candle to Fred.
"Guv'nuh Great (as in exceedingly large) -Ass..."
J.B. The Shitter Hitter, now batting cleanup.
Clorox, Pinesol, Lysol Spray. Bring it on!
BTW, before the lockdown, you could always tell the
marketing failure products because they NEVER sold
out and they remained on the shelves until the Market
put them on sale. I mean who buys "Raspberry Scent
Lysol Spray?" Now, you can't find ANY spray disinfectant.
So something IS up here, folks. We just don't know what it
is yet.
Oh, just reminded myself. Those overpriced, deluxe $400
Yeti coolers. With people out of work, won't plain old
convenience store styrofoam work in a pinch?
A second BTW is in order here. Why are the supermarket
workers allowed to show up daily (with protections) and
interact with the public? Why, why, why? And doctors and
nurses in the hospitals??? You work in food, booze, or
healthcare and you have a job. Anything else, you stay at
home. This is one big fucking head fake.
Hey, SCC. With apologies to Ted Turner, why not just go
24 hours? They say trust your gut. Somehow this lock-
down don't feel right. They make up the rules as they go
along and make the veteran Chicago pols look like Boy
Scouts. Of course, this is playing for keeps and money is
on the line. When it's all over we'll find out winners and
losers. So far, the two (that we know of) Washington
politicians who sold out their stock holdings before the
quarantine was put in effect are the big winners. Before
it's all over, we'll see shares of common stock transferred
from "the weak hands to the strong hands." Folks, this
game is as old as the hills. The common people were
decimated in The Great Depression. Don't let this happen
to you in Depression 13.0.
That’s an insult to John Goodman and Fred Flintstone.
Hysterical
Jelly brain pigster has a perfect model for his best playground suit. Only the best fot the putzger.
I like JB the Hut
Fred Flintstone, where's Barney ????
If J.B. was a mob guy, he would have wound up in the reefer
a long time ago. You got cold and you got J.B. in the meat
truck cold.
Nice clip on tie.
If Mr. Heatmiser had a son? Dude gets cranky when not at the buffet table.
Goodman is thinner and probably a way better human being. The comments on this one are great!
4/27/2020 08:56:00 AM
Goodman is now thinner, but he is a liberal-progressive pos just like the Illinois quadruplets: Durbin, Duckworth, Pritzker and Lightfoot.
More like Rosie O'Donnell lookalike
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I don't recall that episode where Fred was a dumbass and lost $1 billion of inherited money though his own ineptitude.
4/27/2020 06:27:00 AM
Yeah, but the Great Gazoo always called Fred Dum Dum.
Better be a reefer ugh an oversized car escort.
If JB is Fred.. that makes Lori "Cocoa Pebbles".
John Goodman is a p.o.s. too
Mike Madigan can be Barney Ruble!!!!
Looks more like Dino thinking about enjoying a 40 ounce steak.
I am laughing. That is a real Zinger right there!!! Good one people, nicely done sir!!!!
Sorry everyone
But Harley Schenker is the one and only
Fred Flintstone
Fun days in the old 008th district when Harley would
be spotted waddling down the stairs and numerous
“Yabba dabba doos” would ring out
Pissed him off to no end
That and using the antennae on his take home as
a holder for a few donuts
He wasn’t above eating one off the antennae either.
Gov Toilets....LMAO
No neck putzington.
Gov Toilets....LMAO
4/28/2020 12:41:00 AM
I agree. It's a good one!
I still think Pritzker is more like Flounder from Animal House.
Jay Bob Pugsley does have a nice ring to it
Where is the LT. Governor?
Hiding?
A Real Illinoian
Caring about her fellow man
Hey SCC, can we combine the two and call him Jaba the Putz?!
What a complete insult to Fred Flintstone! Prickster is a complete idiot!
Jay? Jay?? Is that his first name? A fat guy with the name of Jay. No wonder he is so screwed up today. Oh the rage, oh the drama, oh arrogance of it all. Thank goodness he was born into this world rich, with a silver ladle in his mouth. Never challenge rich fat guys buying their way into political office.
Remember the Blogo FBI tapes. Fat Ass was trying buy Blogo favors and a political seat. The pig got lucky on that one. We know who you really are fat boy and it ain't good. We didn't forget. The Gov on FBI tapes. Hmmm...
PRICKster
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