Tuesday, May 19, 2020

30,000 Jobs?

  • One Summer Chicago brings together government institutions, community-based organizations and companies to offer over 30,000 employment and internship opportunities to youth and young adults ages 14 to 24.
Hopefully, this is just a clearinghouse for jobs and not offers of summer employment by a city so broke, that it is passing a temporary $100 million budget with the promise of a bigger bond issue at a later date (current bond rating - Ninth Circle of Hell and digging a Tenth).

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33 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey they are going to pay down the debt with towing and storage fee's for church going people and fines for those that are not following the gestapo rules the democRATS are forcing upon people of Illinois while numbers are going down and other bordering states are opened up! At the same time look at the money we are saving with all the prisoners the FATASS (xXx)O(xXx) governator has released upon the innocent taxpayers!!!
Psychotic Genius's at work!!! Now if we could only teach them math.

5/19/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Consequences..... what are those ???
People are about to find out.

5/19/2020 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will those jobs include life guarding at beaches which are closed due to social distancing?

5/19/2020 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Summer jobs? This city is going to be open by summer? WHAT OF SPOOKY VIRUSES LURKING AROUND THE BEND?

5/19/2020 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow sounds like a great investment opportunity ! negative interest right ? shame more people cant get to chicago with the lockdown to get in on this deal.

5/19/2020 12:44:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

SCC asks: “Doing what exactly”?


Why, buying future votes, of course!

Gotta keep the slaves on the Democratic Plantation.

5/19/2020 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It beats robbing people on the CTA.

5/19/2020 04:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't need no jobs....you get a stimulus check cause, Kennedy era call girl Nan Nan fights for you...Vote Democrat.

5/19/2020 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the Park Districts closed this summer? Where else are these jobs coming from.

5/19/2020 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry wants to pay the the poor misguided youth of shitcago to stand around and smoke blunts all summer

5/19/2020 06:57:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Spending what we do not have. The Democrat way.

5/19/2020 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a goddamn minute then we have this;

Pandemic shutdown of Chicago economy to cost city ‘probably in excess of $500 million’ says top mayoral aide
https://chicago.suntimes.com/city-hall/2020/5/18/21262664/coronavirus-stay-home-shutdown-chicago-economy-cost

Excerpt:
Top mayoral aides have been running “a number of different scenarios” to project the cost of the coronavirus. They include “shelter-in-place revenue-loss scenarios” that last as long as six months, Huang Bennett said.

She described raising property taxes as a last resort, but added: “The reality is that, when you have to have revenue, it’s going to impact someone — and probably someones, plural.”

* Six months closed, raising property taxes I don’t mind getting sprinkled with water may be getting soaked, maybe taking a bath, but this is going to be like being thrown into the middle of the Atlantic or Pacific ocean you’re going to sync property taxes again and again and 30,000 jobs where in the fuck excuse my language is this money coming from? Some called Emmanuel The treasure hunter always able to find the money looks like Larry here is finding more money we are going to get sucked so bad next year it’s going to be incredible, the massive exodus from the most corrupt city state and county will continue but at a much higher rate of people leaving. Personally have been looking at Indiana to relocate to as I am recently retired property taxes are less than half vehicle registration fees are less than half, gasoline is cheaper Crime is lower, they don’t cater to the illegal criminals giving away billions of dollars either! Time to run for the border the borders of the corrupt fulfilled state!

5/19/2020 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The city is mismanaged. I guess this is to keep the young adults busy so they stay out of trouble. I will guarantee they are going to stop or slow hiring of police.

5/19/2020 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone else wondered if it was the lack of the workers, who are being paid to stay home and couldn’t flip switches and turn valves, that caused the sewage to be dumped into the lake? A whole lot of other flood damage too! Maybe they figured that since no one is allowed near groot’s lakefront, nobody would notice! Where is Greta?

5/19/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

Foot must be supplementing those city sign wipers you see once in a decade.

5/19/2020 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Virtually shovel ready, paid for with a virtual budget?
Will they need supervision for these StayAtHome $15 Summer Virtual Jobs?
If so, there are plenty idling-at-home CPS teachers looking to virtually monitor these virtual youth during summer break.


Stay Virtual in the New World Order.

5/19/2020 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should ask the ASSHOLES in Springfield, just what is the plan to open up government offices and provide the services to the people? Or are these MOTHER FUCKERS just going to sit back and collect checks while JB Nero fiddles and Rome burns? Hey fatass push the cupcake away and do something besides figure out how to steal more money and drive business into bankruptcy!

5/19/2020 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol, my kid has been working during the summers in a park district pool which he's been told won't open this year, and he's been trying everywhere for the past few weeks. Nothing.

5/19/2020 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

30,000. Six feet apart. Should be interesting. Will badges be issued to new hires?

5/19/2020 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:18:00 AM
You still have the opportunity to rob a few people while riding the CTA on your way to work.

5/19/2020 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since the dawn of time, the state of Mississippi has been the stupid, ugly stepchild that everyone laughs at and says, "Thank God we're not as bad as them!"

Guess whose bond rating is FIVE notches below MS?

Bonus question: Which state's bond rating is the lowest in the nation?
(If you guessed NJ, you're wrong...but very close)

5/19/2020 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

It beats robbing people on the CTA.

No, it doesn't.
Red Line Raiders make more money and they get to set their own hours.

5/19/2020 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

30,000? Can they wear bullet proof vests and form a human chain around every block in the ghettos? That might be useful.

Maybe 30,000 contact tracers to track 4,000 thugs released from Jail?

5/19/2020 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lightfoot must be pulling the jobs out of her ass.

5/19/2020 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are being hired as census takers. Knock knock, no answer.kick kick, door opened, shop till you drop.

5/19/2020 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What you gonna do about the redline raiders BROWN, I’m sure you have a plan, I’m sure the plan isn’t the one that works best

5/19/2020 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Public School Teachers have been getting paid an entire year without working.What is a couple of summer months for their students?Bonus.the children get to learn how Cook County works with a full pay no show job.

5/19/2020 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe some of the Public School Children could intern at a Cook County Assistant States Attorneys or Public Defenders home where they could learn how to get paid and not have to leave your home for over 2 months.

5/19/2020 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a lot of barely-earned 20 bills they can hold in their teeth on their Facebook page while they hold their pants up with one hand and sling their piece with the other.

5/19/2020 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot just doing the shim sham with money that the jerkoff Daley and Rahm did. Create bullshit jobs and increase the debt on the back of tax payers. She pushes it throught spends a couple years hanging a round crazy town "reforming more things like this money scam and more debt, and then leaves for some high paying job working for fake news. Just like the wedding dress guy.

The stupid Chicago voters are broke, fat dumb and numb. The fake news media will think its swell and support it. Those that are dumb enough to support the Toad will have their grandchildren stuck with the bills. The smart ones will be laughing their asses off in Indiana, Wisconsin, Iowa and Tennessee. The Toad continues the big Chicago lie. Crazy Town will financial die.

5/19/2020 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said:
4:18:00 AM
You still have the opportunity to rob a few people while riding the CTA on your way to work.

Anonymous said...

It beats robbing people on the CTA.

No, it doesn't.
Red Line Raiders make more money and they get to set their own hours.

Original commenter replies:

You both are absolutely right!! Who said SCC wasn't educational. But unfortunately I still need to get a summer job because if I get caught by the police doing crime. The news media can use my high school graduation AND summer job i.d. photo to portray me a good citizen. And my defense attorney can say I was turning my life around. "Also your honor. He's voting democrat this November so he can't go to jail." CASE DISMISSED!!!


5/20/2020 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They paid $20/hour to high school students to "garden" at street-lot "urban farms". An adult farm worker, working at farms providing food to Americans, doesn't make half of that, and will be fired for not working hard enough. Here in Chicago, some kid gets paid for just showing up, or to be more accurate, "just punching in", work-ethic irrelevant. Ridiculous misuse of taxpayers' money.

Yes, Lightfoot's notion is "better pay them, so they don't come to downtown to cause mischief". Thing is, a student who barely performs at CPS high school, will absolutely not "perform" at a stay-at-home make-work fake job. City will probably gift these summer student workers yet another taxpayer-provided computer, so that said "work-from-home" job can in theory be done. More "throwing money at the problem", without consideration of effectiveness, or ramifications. If your average public student learns, via CPS, that minimum effort (just showing up) results in "B" grades and social promotion, resulting in a HS degree, but inability to perform at college freshman academic standards, so resulting in more need for "remedial education at community college", then more "B" grades and social promotion, with minimum effort and "just showing up", resulting in a 2-year degree, and inability to effectively function to expectation in a corporate business environment, but leading to more social promotion and minimal performance on day-to-day basis. Because, you know, they expect to be excused, and coddled, and paid for minimal work-effort.

5/20/2020 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Avoid urban farms! They attract rats. 😮💀

5/21/2020 07:22:00 AM  

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