Sunday, May 17, 2020

Four and Twenty Already

NBC had early numbers of three and twelve, but you know that couldn't last:
  • Chicago police say three people are dead and at least 12 others have been injured in shootings across the city in a violent start to the weekend. 
Saturday evening, HeyJackass.com had the tally at four and twenty with part of Saturday night and all of Sunday to go. Thirty homicides already in May and barely halfway through the month.

We were going to ask HeyJackass.com to keep a running total of BB and AB (Before Brown and After Brown) starting when Brownie made that ridiculous statement about 300 murders.

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62 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOBODY asking about arrest and clearances any more?

we can wait till the 2 new area have laughable clearances.
can on trying team...

5/17/2020 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a dump this city has turned into! Run by democratic socialists! Let me know how years of liberal policy keeps working..lol

5/17/2020 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess they are not afraid of the rona no more?

5/17/2020 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he meant 300 MORE starting from when he took over. That way he CAN say that he only oversaw 300.

And OT, does our mandatory volunteer day have to be served (as in time) only in certain "neighborhoods?" And will we be given any if the sheriffs ankle monitors to ensure our compliance?

TOILET!!!

5/17/2020 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Wait until the store fronts are all vacant and crime is everywhere. This city is to far gone.

5/17/2020 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Certain communities in Chicago are just too violent. Is it nature or nurture. I say it’s the politicians fault. The politicians are getting rich and everyone else is becoming a victim of crime. Crime is everywhere and Madam Mayor is pitting one neighborhood against the other. So much for a Mayor for all of Chicago.

5/17/2020 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Chicago is losing a lot of it’s residents to; crime, suicide, drug overdose, virus, and economics. Brownie is over his head, bad policies will only speed up the bad outcome. We lost the city. Expect July census numbers to show more population losses. This one time Mayor has delivered severe death blows to the city With appointments and agenda. No good news coming from Shit-cago anytime in the near future. Imagine when boat is sinking, it is every man for himself at some point. Bodies in the water being held down by others trying to stay afloat On the backs of others trying to live. All will be lost in the the frigid waters in the end. All reading this better get an exit strategy. This city is in decay. They will one day write about the death of great cities and study how it what happened here.

9171

5/17/2020 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A big thank you to HT and the crew at Heyjackass.
Over the years I would venture many others like myself have shared their work and humor with many across this land.
Wonder how many hits a day?
The reaction is almost unanimous that they can not believe that the news doesn't report the carnage. I usually get to explain how the Chiraq self cleaning oven just doesn't fit the narrative.
Stay safe and as always think of your family first.

5/17/2020 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot and "Moon Shot" Brown pay attention. The killing machine is moving into high gear. Tell us again about how the Lock Down, social distancing, hand washing, banning attendance at religious services, free speech and assembly, Surges, Police Volunteering, you playing video games with hood rates are going to stop the murder and mayhem.

Brown keep smiling and coming up with more bull shit ideas to feed the community and the fake news. Dallas Brown has been the Supt for about four weeks and he's the laughing stock in the Department. He is crashing and burning at lift off on the launch pad.

A Police Executive like Charlie Beck immediately gave credibility to the Office of Superintendent coming on the heel of the Special Ed scandal. Ed brought disgrace to the Dept. and embarrassed the Toad. Now Brown's in and we are back to square one. That's the Special Ed square. Brown is no Charlie Beck. Brown is no Police Executive. He is mediocre at his best in a medium sized city. Although for Groot's purposes Brown's mediocrity fits right in with her administration.



5/17/2020 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brownie is not as smart as I though he was. You need trained and skilled people to handle Chicago’s problem.
FUCK YOU STATES ATTORNEYS .
Fight in 007, that bastard should have been in jail for years to come

5/17/2020 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

California governor Newsom is cutting the California budget including a 10% pay cut for employees.

https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2020/05/14/newsom-proposes-10-pay-cut-for-state-workers-in-grim-covid-19-budget-revision/

5/17/2020 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My money is on SCC.
SCC knew Ray Charles back when he could still see.

5/17/2020 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way off topic, but, is anyone else having trouble trying to get in to any IL sites. I-Pass is down, so is Lottery. Trying to add coins to my accounts.

5/17/2020 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow SCC, this is Deja' Vu all over again....

5/17/2020 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can not wait for next weekend. Friday will reach 75 degree, Saturday is 80 degrees.
Put people back to work Mayor, or they're going to be violent!

5/17/2020 04:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny how the outsiders all come in with illusions of grandeur

5/17/2020 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DemocRATs have turned the once beautiful Chicago into a lawless shithole with their hating police policies.

5/17/2020 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But wait! You heard I'd only we were better at Community Service and such, there's be less shootings and violence.

5/17/2020 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Brown cab have a Heart to Heart with the "Permanent Victim Class" and ask them not to make Him and Groot look bad because , well you know ,Only those Racist Police Kills THE BLM Victims

5/17/2020 05:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing, and I mean the ONLY thing keeping some sort of semi-reasonable cap on this whole thing is the weather.
The weather has been shitty for the last week, and looks like it will be for the next 7-10 days.
That being said, this weekend is still likely to do roughly 5/30.

Just give it 2 weeks when it’s in the mid-70s and stays in the mid-60s after dark.
Brown can play all the PlayStation he wants with these feral urban youth, his weekend totals in my opinion will regularly hit 7-10 murders and 35-45 shot. And personally, I can’t wait. Fuck him, and fuck LightLoafer.
Oh, and while I’m at it, fuck governor Jabba the Pig.

5/17/2020 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Id love to know what Hash Brownie is telling the folks back home.Welcome.

5/17/2020 06:36:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

The China Virus will never stop the community from keeping the line moving.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/17/2020 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the steady high temperatures with the mandatory masks, the hate,division,stress,chaos,constant poking at good law abiding Citizens, out of control violence ,killings, the legalized dope skunk piss stink,the economic hardships ,the forced communism ,,all that Chicago Illinois "leadership" is aggressively trying to force feed its Residents ,one may think its more likely the shits gonna hit the fan more then usual.What is wrong with you politicians that you are doing this? The lying,deceitful news media and its little news anchor minions I'd rather starve then pick up a check for whoring myself out to be a mouthpiece for
and encourage the passions of the devil .

5/17/2020 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do get so many of them shooting when you have non stop rain?

What is this? Noah's fucking Ark filled with gangsters during a Pandemic lockdown?

5/17/2020 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You think this weeks numbers are bad...Wait till next weekend when 80 degree temps are on the way!!! Oh wait, the City already came out with its usual Bullshit....Time Due Restricted, what a fucking joke. You know Groot and Fatass have a plan to keep the restrictions in place till at least past the 4th of July...this way we don't have to worry about the lakefront crap.

5/17/2020 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Citizen Richard said...

Somehow Dallas Alice was misquoted.
He meant three hundred bodies by the end of May.
You know, the accent and all that...

5/17/2020 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Brown nose: you still sticking with that silly 300 number?

When Chalkie heard that 300 number his beer came out of his nose he was laughing so uncontrollably.

5/17/2020 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jackass missed the homicide at 83/Ingleside, so it's 5 already.

5/17/2020 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rockford and gary are also experiencing some chicagoitis. Good thing the corona is keeping everyone inside. King tutzker is still acting like chicken little on steroids.

5/17/2020 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 1/2, Baby Girl Madigan, Obummer, Prickwinkler, Foxxy, and now Groot.......
These are the people who are destroying Chicago......
These are the people who believe that there are too many black and brown
in jail......
These are the people who think that having people obey the laws is RACIST....
These are the people that now sit back and wonder what can be done to
stop the shootings and the killings, but have nary a clue......
These are the people who are reaping what they have sowed.
A Genocide in the United States of America in 2020......
Of the people, By the people.

5/17/2020 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic---- don't make any travel plans with american airlines. They are in dire financial shape and may go under.

5/17/2020 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

War zone numbers...

5/17/2020 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous W.H.Thompson said...

Hey SCC,

Definitely. We'll just need the criteria and a clever name.

-WHT

5/17/2020 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this violence is costing a tremendous toll on so many lives and affects all of us, even to the point of rising to the level of a plague sweeping over not only Chicago but so many of our cities.
With the potential for deadly attacks on so many people, perhaps it's time we took emergency action, call this a pandemic, and issue stay-in-place orders... like a lockdown, or even a quarantine- maybe even shut down all the businesses if we have to- if that's what it takes to stop the spread of this violence and save lives.

5/17/2020 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Soon to be entering year four without a fair contract, No contract = No peace.

5/17/2020 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So unrelated to this post by I think this should be shouted from the rooftops. Ol JB has a financial interest in this push for testing he’s demanding. Hope you guys can spread the word and maybe get CWB or someone else to push it. Thanks!

https://www.mom-at-arms.com/post/illinois-governor-pritzker-backed-companies-profiting-off-of-covid-19?fbclid=IwAR2KIO7BH11AULv-Z2su6FRkTS141o-AjWt7NXEU9m6Dco-lnc71wAihU8M

5/17/2020 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are many things in life I don't understand: Brain Surgery, how we sent a man to the moon under the technology that was available at the time, and finally HOW THE HELL DID THIS MAN GET TO BE THE TOP LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICAL in 2 major metropolitan USA CITIES? I think he is delusional or LL sold him a bill of goods. God help us

5/17/2020 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Help with Breathable Masks said...

I'm retired CPD and I suffer shortness of breath with common cotton COVID-19 masks. Can anyone please advise if I can get a mask with a breathable exhalable valve. It appears that the best I can get is the 3M N-95 Model 8511 mask with an exhalation valve. Any advice would be gratefully appreciated. The Internet is full of scams for masks with valves that are condemned as bogus money-grubbing scams by the Better Business Bureau (BBB). I do not have COVID-19. I take my body temperature daily. It's always below the normal 98.6 degrees indicating no fever, fever being a primary symptom of COVID-19.

5/17/2020 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are continuing to see week in week out that these numbers are matching pretty closely to 2016 numbers. And we remember how wild that year was. These areas are in desperate need of police delivered meals and police tutor sessions to keep the violence down. Dave is going to be in for a rude awakening very soon, not even Memorial Day yet Dave. This ain’t Dallas sweetie. You might want to get a helmet.

5/17/2020 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s lucky there’s a stay at home order or the numbers would be much worse.

5/17/2020 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 006th district is on fire! The shot spotter goes on in every area of that God awful district every few minutes whether it needs to or not. 006 is going to run away with the south side homicide totals for this year hands down. I’ve worked in both 006 and 007 in recent times and 006 has more violence and horrendous beasts roaming their streets than 007 has all day long. 007 will have 13 people shot at a party and several die but 006 has this shit happening all day with killings in broad daylight. Working in 006 will take a toll on the average copper. The bosses have to be princes to the workers there because that place has absolutely no upside. Oh yeah it does have former president sparklefarts favorite pizza at 81st and Halsted, Italian Fiesta!

5/17/2020 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Brown led 3,500 cops in Dallas but why does he think that he has the Magic to trot into Detroit West and solve the problem.Groot just wanted a Brother to lead her Black Chicago and watch what happens. More people will die to acts of violence in her Black Chicago after COVID 19 then before.

5/17/2020 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dividends of Restorative Justice keep on paying back, at least two day now.

Since were under Covid’s Lockdown, shouldn’t there be another asterisk for the period eff. 21 March 2020 ?

Heard the Brownie on some radio show yesterday. Seemed like a decent talker, not necessarily an orator. Didn’t have any negative vibe yet, no self praise, no particular groundbreaking strategy laid out.
Like The Gmac, he says he’s 100% police and holds high respect for the Blue. Says he’s likened to a players coach...but we needs discipline change, for some. Also, Brownie said the warm weather definitely has a different ‘impact on crime’ up here as opposed to milder the DFW area.

Listening to his short interview you can see he’s Team LightLoafer and proponent of Resto-Justice since he failed to bring up lack of “impact on crime” coming from Crooked County. Guess that puts him in the Jugghead SpecialEd “We Can’t Arrest Our Way Out Of The Problem” school of thought.

So Cheef Brownie probably still in CPD e-lernin’ skool, doing ride-a-longs with Tony & Fred and man-o-man is he in deep.
Knee high by July.

It’s Always Sunny In Sanctuary City.

5/17/2020 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
California governor Newsom is cutting the California budget including a 10% pay cut for employees.

https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2020/05/14/newsom-proposes-10-pay-cut-for-state-workers-in-grim-covid-19-budget-revision/

5/17/2020 02:48:00 AM
Lazy incompetent Lori Larry trust fund baby what day you?

5/17/2020 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Way off topic, but, is anyone else having trouble trying to get in to any IL sites. I-Pass is down, so is Lottery. Trying to add coins to my accounts.

5/17/2020 02:56:00 AM

No but when you get in make your account automatic renewal when you get to a certain level

5/17/2020 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scc - can you ask wh to maybe once a month to add a new section that has county shootings and homicide numbers just so we can see how
Toni snd Timmy are doing such a great job in control - tyvm

5/17/2020 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In roll call we heard the shitheads shot a blind guy's seeing eye dog last night in 15 while he was walking it. What about that Lori? Chicago values on display.

5/17/2020 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

300+ by July 4th.

5/17/2020 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to Chi-Raq, if you don't get car jacked or robbed, you'll get shot or killed!

5/17/2020 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets have more twerking parties

5/17/2020 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations Mayor Lightfoot.In less than a year you personally have exceeded the damage that Detroit suffered in 10 years.At least their demise came quickly when city residency requirements were lifted and leveled off.The Chicago crater is so much deeper and diabolical in that city employees are imprisoned within your madness and with so much more media and face time they have to watch their demise on a daily basis.When will the people rise up is the question?

5/17/2020 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way off topic, but, is anyone else having trouble trying to get in to any IL sites. I-Pass is down, so is Lottery. Trying to add coins to my accounts.


What is this “tollway” that you speak of? As far as I know, all tollways were turned in the freeways in 1975 per the promises of previous Illinois administrations.

5/17/2020 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sure that when the chickens come home to roost his mouthpiece will come up with some sort of an excuse like: "He only meant 300 on his watch".

5/17/2020 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man I can't wait to sign up for his community service oriented mobile field force. But what we need is a cool name, like the Teabag unit, or something powerful like the Panderers. Maybe even Brown streak in honor of the new sup whose wonderful idea it was. I even bought tools so I can build houses for the community, since they are so busy at .............

5/17/2020 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No problem. CPD leadership is deploying weekend resources to cite and interfere with Christian worshippers who, less responsible than the employees of weed and booze distributors, may not enforce safe spacing if allowed to gather and pray. Clearances? What's that? The jails are too full anyway.

5/17/2020 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here Brownie....

Good dog!

5/17/2020 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was an offender arrested in 009 2 nites ago for 4 kilos of cocaine. He came back the next nite for his property in 009 and said they dropped the charges. He was only hired to deliver a package from north Carolina to Chicago. He didnt know it was cocaine so they let him go.

5/17/2020 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Memorial Day Weekend starts in FIVE (5) days: Friday 22 May. Predictions? Estimates? Forecasts?

5/17/2020 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
There was an offender arrested in 009 2 nites ago for 4 kilos of cocaine. He came back the next nite for his property in 009 and said they dropped the charges. He was only hired to deliver a package from north Carolina to Chicago. He didnt know it was cocaine so they let him go.

5/17/2020 06:27:00 PM

All that Police work for nothing. Sorry to hear this but don’t get your self hurt because nothing is going to happen to the bad guys. Remember all this when your out there policing.

5/18/2020 12:21:00 AM  
Blogger guinspen said...

Are we still allowed to quote old English nursery rhymes?

Okay, then.

Sing a song of sixpence, A pocket full of rye. Four and twenty blackbirds, Baked in a pie. When the pie was opened The birds began to sing; Wasn't that a dainty dish, To set before the king.

5/18/2020 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, we are seeing the fruits of crimesha's labor. The new walk in and walk out jail at 26th and cal. We quarantine sick people so others don't get sick but we are allowing criminals back out into society with no consequences so they can harm more people or continue to harm themselves.

5/18/2020 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6/35 on a May weekend where it rained all weekend. Were almost to 200 and its not even summer, in fact its only the middle of May. Downtown Brown is going to miss his marker of 300 maybe by June or July.

This brother gotta see what a July or August weekend is like compared to that Cow town he came from. The NRA Life members simply are the shit.

5/18/2020 03:20:00 PM  

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