Thursday, May 07, 2020

New SURGE Unit?

Rumor:
  • Word just came down from a reliable source that the P.O.’s detailed to McCormick will get deployed to the south side districts and be part of the “Surge” anti-violence plan. I guess HQ personnel are now a Saturation Unit!!!
That's one way to clear out the dead weight.

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61 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about they also stop taking from the districts and send all those do nothing special units, and all those do nothing tact guys. Funny how tact guys fly to shots fired calls but as soon as there is no "gun" they yell over the air "get" a paper car over here. Then they're nowhere to be found the rest of the tour.

5/07/2020 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry My idea previous post I stated they should take all of the Police from the academy and HQ “the useless know it all” and Surge them. As said in previous post they are doing nothing in the districts. They sent back the range guys Dealing Dave’s got to qualify.

5/07/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More more more meetings at Homan Square

5/07/2020 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes
100 man unit
Barnes taking it over
Will be out of the ole area north gangs office
BW basement

5/07/2020 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*Off Topic*

I’d just like to take this time to remind everyone that if you are in need of help, please don’t be afraid to reach out.
The current state of affairs has triggered a lot of mental health issues and substance abuse as well. Domestic issues also arise from being locked at home together.

These are crazy times, and it’s ok to reach out to EAP or Peer Support if you are struggling.
Please, let’s care for each other.

5/07/2020 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice place to obtain personnel from. House cats.

5/07/2020 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ill believe it when i see it.

5/07/2020 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that crying I'm hearing?

5/07/2020 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These fools dont understand that the killing will not stop no matter what name you give it or how many police you throw at it.

5/07/2020 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have had the unfortunate pleasure of taking part in the Area 2 "surge" multiple times over the past week. I have to say that I have NEVER witnessed a more stupid thing to take place in this department in my entire career. Who is the complete moron behind this? Districts have been absolutely drained of Supervisors and manpower to do these ridiculous surges all over the Area. Literally driving around in circles in a box only to change boxes every 45 minutes or so. Absolute stupid shit! And the boss behind this is a complete idiot.

5/07/2020 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA....
What's old is new again!


5/07/2020 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not entirely true. That’s only for a few PO’s out of HQ. Most are going back to their units this weekend.

5/07/2020 03:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call it the damned if you do, damned if you don't assignment...

5/07/2020 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous 🤯 said...

*GULP* they do know these are people are from HQ

5/07/2020 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not pull some of the POs from the airports

5/07/2020 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kinda suck when you volunteer to do paper shuffling and sit in air condition all day.

THEN KABOOM
DALLAS BROWN come out with DA SURGE
DRIVE AROUND in circles in the hood with officer who make about 100k each.

They know you aint locking anybody up now college guy.

5/07/2020 06:46:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I am hearing eat splitting whines all the way to my pretty loft.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/07/2020 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“ How about they also stop taking from the districts and send all those do nothing special units, and all those do nothing tact guys. Funny how tact guys fly to shots fired calls but as soon as there is no "gun" they yell over the air "get" a paper car over here. Then they're nowhere to be found the rest of the tour.”

Tact guys don’t handle paper jobs, part of being on tact, same with gang enforcement, gang investigations, narcotics (or what’s left of it), K-9, detectives, ATC guys, task forces, etc. Lots of people don’t handle paper jobs. Tired of handling paper jobs? Do something to get out off a beat car. don’t want to do that? thats perfectly fine and understandable and advisable in today’s environment, but don’t whine because certain people don’t do paper jobs. Tact has never taken paper on a criminal damage to property case report. Unless it’s a RAP and it’s all hands on deck. I dont know why your surprised by this. “Any gang or tact available for a domestic?” Nah, that’s all you.

5/07/2020 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh-oh. There’s going to be sphincters puckering and shit streaks on the floor.

Look at the positive the house mice from HQ will have the newest and best PPE at their disposal since HQ has hoarded most of it instead of sending to the grunts on the front line in the districts.

5/07/2020 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is just front line look at us look what the exempt ranks are trying to do which they’ve done nothing. This is just a point you do about nothing it’s not gonna happen and if it dies it will be just a small amount who will be kept hidden somewhere else.

5/07/2020 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true 1st watch officers in 010, who were stuck sitting on a crime scene that took them beyond their tours, were denied overtime? Is this gonna be the new thing? Working extension of tours for free?


Don't let a supervisor tell you, "we'll take care of you tomorrow". Tomorrow never comes. You wanna fill out the virtual slip. You want them to deny it, if they must. Then you wanna grieve it. We don't do any of this for free.


5/07/2020 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Together We Can.
The most Covid infected group of city employees are the Police and Larri's Command is grouping more of us together.

Let Larri handle the disparities.

5/07/2020 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before WW2, US Navy personnel policy was EVERYONE had to go to sea at least once every five(5) years; in other words, no one could stay ashore for more than five(5) years. This ensured that EVERYONE had at- sea operational “real world” perspective and recent experience. Same dynamic at work here: EVERYONE needs current street perspective

5/07/2020 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SURGE: Strategic Uniformed Response for Gang Enforcement(?)(!) You now have an acronym!

5/07/2020 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“House Cats”. Just remember you can take the “house” out of the cats, but you’ll never get the “cats” out of the house.

5/07/2020 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The unit’s participating in thevSurge used to show up on the PDTs “board.”
You could see why the units were from
Now they aren’t.... hmmm why are they not on the “board?”
Why are they hiding who and how many extras are in the district?

5/07/2020 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please please for the love of a God, replace Spencer.
He has completely KILLED ANY AND ALL MORALE ain’t that shithole district.
He makes his officers miserable. Everybody wants out.
Except the way too many desk dollies in the front and CAPS office.

5/07/2020 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Summer Mobile 2020 to be announced said to be announced this week. Not sure what the point of it will be since everything is canceled. I expect it to take over what has already been happening during the surge missions on the south and west sides. Hope you young thunder cats haven’t gotten too comfortable in your units.

5/07/2020 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You better have two guys keeping the McCormick guys awake. They do like their naps and pinch buffets.

5/07/2020 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol.. HQ personnel ? In the districts? That’s rich!
That’s for the belly laugh

5/07/2020 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Useless. Why put dogs in spots where they aren’t going to do a thing?? Nor do they know how to do anything!! If your going to make a unit to combat crime then get officer in who are young (or old, no offense) who are willing to go out and work hard. Smoke and mirrors.

5/07/2020 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The moron behind the surge is Maurice claussen. Apparently groot does whatever he says when it comes to police matters.

5/07/2020 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there should be no police officers assigned to headquarters , most are performing duties of civilians , supervising civilians . Federal consent decree must only apply to beat , tactical units that are making street stops .

One supervisor for an entire district , merit promotions , rank of captain (no responsibilities) maybe checking movies , stock portfolios .

5/07/2020 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure, take Officers from Busy districts that are already short . What could go wrong?

5/07/2020 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’d like to thank Narcotic Commander Kimble for destroying the unit, keep all his close friends and ass kissers and dumping the non friends and non ass kisses. Thanks!!! You will leave with a legacy of........ZERO doing nothing for the unit. You surely did show your TRUE COLORS on this one. Adios Motherfucker!!!!!

5/07/2020 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor:
Word just came down from a reliable source that the P.O.’s detailed to McCormick will get deployed to the south side districts and be part of the “Surge” anti-violence plan. I guess HQ personnel are now a Saturation Unit!!!
That's one way to clear out the dead weight.
Labels: rumors

Also big changes to occur on Friday evening after everyone has gone to bed...

5/07/2020 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I have had the unfortunate pleasure of taking part in the Area 2 "surge" multiple times over the past week. I have to say that I have NEVER witnessed a more stupid thing to take place in this department in my entire career. Who is the complete moron behind this? Districts have been absolutely drained of Supervisors and manpower to do these ridiculous surges all over the Area. Literally driving around in circles in a box only to change boxes every 45 minutes or so. Absolute stupid shit! And the boss behind this is a complete idiot.

5/07/2020 02:25:00 AM

Sadly that "boss" is taking home 175,000.00 after taxes thanks to their enablers...

5/07/2020 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see that Heyjackass.com has updated this past weekend’s tally from 5 killed, 44 shot to an even more impressive 7 killed, 42 shot. I assume two of the people shot were upgraded to first class by the ghetto self cleaning oven. Give yourself a pat on the back Groot and Supernintendo Moore for a continuing job well done.

5/07/2020 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I have had the unfortunate pleasure of taking part in the Area 2 "surge" multiple times over the past week. I have to say that I have NEVER witnessed a more stupid thing to take place in this department in my entire career. Who is the complete moron behind this? Districts have been absolutely drained of Supervisors and manpower to do these ridiculous surges all over the Area. Literally driving around in circles in a box only to change boxes every 45 minutes or so. Absolute stupid shit! And the boss behind this is a complete idiot.

5/07/2020 02:25:00 AM

It’s also a danger to the public. The police have emergency equipment activated and they’re not responding to an emergency. It’s confusing to motorists. Who’s getting sued when an innocent motorist gets hurt in a car accident? The POs driving the cars are on the hook.

5/07/2020 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every time they plan on putting house mouses on the street, the medical leave gets bigger, hmm.. I wonder if there is a correlation.

5/07/2020 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah down in 004 a few cars and a sergeant are pulled away for a couple hours during a RAP. And 004 has a huge shortage in supervision to begin with. Use the do nothings in Ft Fellatio for this complete waste of time and resources. Adjust their hours for once and let them see what the city looks like when the street lights come on.

5/07/2020 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Catto Scourge on the Constitution - for not obeying Larri’s stay inside rules.
One-A-Day murders, no felony approvals, zero detentions and affordable bail and then there’s this colonial virus.

Jump Out Boyz are back again. Creepy van trolling the dark side streets. Sarge opens the door and lets loose a howlin’ pack of activity hongry newbs like its 1992. Come back with a ANOV and you’ll get a ride back to the station.
I think the last Original J.O.B. retired 3 months ago so it’s ok to revive old, worn out bad ideas as brand new strategy.

5/07/2020 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know, I know!
Call it "Task Force." Give us old guys some laughs.

5/07/2020 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Police Board is changing the rules of procedure:

https://www.chicago.gov/city/en/depts/cpb/provdrs/police_discipline/alerts/2020/may/proposed-amendments-to-the-police-board-rules-of-procedure.html

5/07/2020 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tact guys don’t handle paper jobs, part of being on tact, same with gang enforcement, gang investigations, narcotics (or what’s left of it), K-9, detectives, ATC guys, task forces, etc. Lots of people don’t handle paper jobs. Tired of handling paper jobs? Do something to get out off a beat car. don’t want to do that? thats perfectly fine and understandable and advisable in today’s environment, but don’t whine because certain people don’t do paper jobs. Tact has never taken paper on a criminal damage to property case report. Unless it’s a RAP and it’s all hands on deck. I dont know why your surprised by this. “Any gang or tact available for a domestic?” Nah, that’s all you.

5/07/2020 06:53:00 AM

Ha ha ha ha ha I completely forgot how ELITE tact guys were. These days they are taking anyone with a pulse...congrats.

5/07/2020 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:06am. Another dog ,afraid to be a gang or tactical officer .
I live in 16 , I want our tactical team on patrol in 16 , 16 could use double the manpower.
Go answer a call and dog it for an hour .

5/07/2020 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SUMMER MOBILE

SCAM ALERT!

The unit will be created but you aint gonna be at a beach looking for glas beer bottles! You Gonna be hanging in 011/010/007 and a few other war zone with shitty start times/ weekends cancelled/and days off denied.

let them back fill it with the new generation of keyboard warriors.

Oh and you lose many contract protections.

5/07/2020 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The idea of taking all of those desk personnel and putting them into a " surge unit" to send to high crime areas on the South and West sides is just laughable. Most of them will be too afraid to roll down their windows or drive at less then 40 MPH.

5/07/2020 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SURGE: Strategic Uniformed Response for Gang Enforcement(?)(!) You now have an acronym!
^^^^^^^
More like: Strategic Uniformed Response for GROOTS Enforcement

5/07/2020 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tact guys don’t handle paper jobs, part of being on tact, same with gang enforcement, gang investigations, narcotics (or what’s left of it), K-9, detectives, ATC guys, task forces, etc. Lots of people don’t handle paper jobs. Tired of handling paper jobs? Do something to get out off a beat car. don’t want to do that? thats perfectly fine and understandable and advisable in today’s environment, but don’t whine because certain people don’t do paper jobs. Tact has never taken paper on a criminal damage to property case report. Unless it’s a RAP and it’s all hands on deck. I dont know why your surprised by this. “Any gang or tact available for a domestic?” Nah, that’s all you.

5/07/2020 06:53:00 AM

Ha ha ha ha ha I completely forgot how ELITE tact guys were. These days they are taking anyone with a pulse...congrats.
5/07/2020 04:34:00 PM
*****************
The Watch Commander Says

Tact for me is sitting on their own prisoners when they have the fake heart attack. What don't you idiots understand about--"You better make it real damn good if you're gonna bring someone in. None of ther usual crap they settle for."

5/07/2020 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dallas Dave on virtual comstat says today we need to focus on the bad actors in the drug and gun game to get them charged federally or he’ll talk to Foxxx and “get them 15 years.” Beahahahahaa!!! What a clueless clown.

5/07/2020 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


SCAM ALERT!

The unit will be created but you aint gonna be at a beach looking for glas beer bottles! You Gonna be hanging in 011/010/007 and a few other war zone with shitty start times/ weekends cancelled/and days off denied.

let them back fill it with the new generation of keyboard warriors.

Oh and you lose many contract protections.

5/07/2020 05:36:00 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, you see these 2-7 yrs wonders there

5/07/2020 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So driving around 6-10 cars deep with lights on is not gonna do anything. You are taking beat cars from busy district to drive around with lights on. Great brain fart.

5/07/2020 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not all but some of these desk dollies and boy toys have never seen the street. God help them and their partners if they are sent out! No one is doing you a favor by hiding you. You must learn basic shit on the street to survive. The savage knows and the eyes don’t lie.

5/07/2020 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before WW2, US Navy personnel policy was EVERYONE had to go to sea at least once every five(5) years; in other words, no one could stay ashore for more than five(5) years. This ensured that EVERYONE had at- sea operational “real world” perspective and recent experience. Same dynamic at work here: EVERYONE needs current street perspective.


There are a few ratings that routinely do not have a sea tour, but not many. Construction electrician comes to mind...

5/07/2020 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:53 am,

Tac will do as told. For fucks sake, they're Reverse Senority right now!

5/08/2020 04:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In some places, tact guys and gals ARE rushing to domestics.... because the pickings on the street are pretty slim ...

some also rush to "holding the offender" calls at local grocery.... easy arrest, 8 officers on the arrest report plus the sgt and lt, and it's a Part I.

My favorite line from a tact officer: a bag-of-weed-a-day keeps the beat car away.

This is not to insult the tact officers who actually work investigations, write search warrants, etc., but you also know that these officers are carrying alot of dead weight. Look around the tact office next time they are on an arrest-- 2 to 3 officers doing the work while 5-6 are watching the internet or eating up all the snacks.

5/08/2020 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't really think that the new Downtown Brown is really going to sit a a computer to get certified as a Chicago Po Po do you? Me myself I really don't feel the need to do that just a course on City ordinances, once the police you should have common sense, we hope.

5/08/2020 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First I think everyone should just do their job and don’t worry what everyone else is doing. Second if you never worked more then five years in the ghetto you have no clue what happens there. Third starting from the top Lori if you think majority of our crimes don’t begin from narcotics you have no clue. Fourth if no one is going to jail and staying in jail if you think it’s bad now wait till SUMMER. No matter how much presence of Police you have out there if the Police can’t be the Police nothing is going to change. Criminals don’t mind jail if they getting days or a month for something they need to be in jail for years!!! They will take the risk!!!

5/08/2020 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and all those do nothing tact guys. Funny how tact guys fly to shots fired calls but as soon as there is no "gun" they yell over the air "get" a paper
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ya know what else tact doesn't do? work(with a few exceptions) straight shifts. when was the last time you rotated? (don't bring up duty availability, unless you're gonna to give yours up for working straight shifts)

know what else tact doesn't do? get reimbursed under the contract for start time changes over 2 hours.

Know what else? doesn't plan on many days off during the summer due to the killing season, the festival season, or (insert name here)protest in 001 or 018.

there pro's and cons' to everything on this job.

********************************************
"You better make it real damn good if you're gonna bring someone in.

well mister watch commander, sometimes that is beyond our control. sometimes a citizen in insistent on signing complaints. plus, no matter how "real damn good" an arrest is we can't control if the shitbag is gonna play the hospital game, you should know that.

5/08/2020 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do police officers that work inside with weekends off or in a dog receive duty availability?

5/11/2020 01:41:00 PM  

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