Wednesday, May 06, 2020

As Predicted

Totalitarians are pushing for open conflict:
  • On Friday, Oregon Governor Kate Brown held a press conference to discuss the latest developments in the containment efforts of the Wuhan coronavirus, and how to implement safe reopening procedures for different parts of Oregon. She failed, however, to announce the specific framework of the reopening, and said she would extend the emergency declaration until July 6 — two days after Independence Day.
The entire state of Oregon has suffered only 109 COVID deaths.That's right near the bottom of any state in the union, so you'd think that the restrictions could be eased because they seem to have a handle on things.

Guess who's following suit?
  • With the state’s “cabin fever” escalating and warmer weather looming, Gov. J.B. Pritzker on Tuesday unveiled a five-part reopening plan — with the stern warning that life won’t go back to normal any time soon.

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    “I know that we all have a passionate desire to return to the sense of normalcy that we felt before the world knew of COVID-19. Here’s the truth. And I don’t like it any more than you do,” Pritzker said at his daily briefing. “Until we have a vaccine, or an effective treatment, or enough widespread immunity that new cases fail to materialize, the option of returning to normalcy doesn’t exist.”
We don't have vaccines for dozens of diseases, and we function just fine as a society. You aren't going to get 100% immunity, but nothing in life is 100% guaranteed (aside from Fatass's next meal it seems.)

And our rumor of a July opening for Illinois is looking more true by the minute.

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92 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...


They want us locked down.

To defeat Trump.

Then, O.K., open up.

Demorats.

5/06/2020 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It took about 4 weeks to wreck an economy that slowly recovered under 0bama and accelerated with Trump because he took off the globalist chains attached to our economy by 0bama and several previous presidents. I know lard ass knows we aren't going to have a V shaped recovery. But, anything to get rid of Trump, including many of us being financially ruined and lives destroyed is a small price to pay, in their minds. 4 weeks to kill the economy and 2 years, WITHOUT a democrat in charge, only Trump knows the recipe for a booming economy, the other politicians don't.

5/06/2020 12:16:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Your rumor of July 4th is dead on. However, I think you better put a year after that date, because by the sound of Fatboy, it won't be until July 4, 2021.

5/06/2020 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's an election year. After November 3, 2020 we likely won't ever hear about this again.

5/06/2020 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've written is here before.. 1776 met 1984 and had a child named 2020. The satanist/socialist/communist/democrats are pushing for the confrontation. This is their plan against Wstern Civilization.

America

5/06/2020 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is going to be a reckoning. The 2nd Amendment exists exactly for these totalitarian dictators. The Fascist Fat Fuck and Bug Eyed Troll are playing their part to defeat Trump in November.

I will NOT enforce unconstitutional edicts from politicians that have no basis in legislated laws. And there isn't a fucking thing they can do about it.

Carry on with your house parties and gatherings peoples and folks!

5/06/2020 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you are strangling something, you don't take your hands from around their throat until you are sure they're dead.
The U.S. economy is a beating heart that has much momentum.
Perhaps another month or two of lockdown...

5/06/2020 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media failed to ask JB how the wife and kids were doing in the open state of Florida. I thought that would have been the courteous thing to do.

5/06/2020 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blue State democrat Governors want to destroy/bankrupt their state economies so they can force Trump to give them $$100s Billions Dollars to waste again

5/06/2020 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fat boy is really trying hard to get that bailout money.

The extension of the soft martial law by the demoRats proves they care less about combating a virus than showering misery on the citizens of Illinois to their knees. Better to die standing, than to live on our knees.

5/06/2020 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Business owners and citizens need to stand up for their rights and start ignoring these unconstitutional edicts. The constitution was designed to limit the powers of government. This nation is unique because the people elect representatives and empower those representatives to exercise limited authority within the bounds of the constitution and the bill of rights. We need to send a message to the governor and mayor that We The People will not comply with their lawless demands.

5/06/2020 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And our rumor of a July opening for Illinois is looking more true by the minute."


While I don't doubt that the source(s) of this rumor is close to Pritzker, it's design may be to (a) take attention away from the fact that Mary Kathryn & the kids are "All In" Florida, and (b) to make Pritzker look like a god when he "opens" the state earlier.


rb

5/06/2020 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People will not comply. Get ready for a looong hot summer. Hope CFD is ready.

5/06/2020 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Certain parts of Illinois,the Northeast section which includes Cook County,will never reach Levels 4 and 5 thus under this Governor will not reopen for the remainder of this year.Every citizen should read this Restore Illinois Policy and all of the 5 Levels very closely.The Governor and the Democratic Party have slipped a lot of slick changes and catch 22s into it.They have now moved on to taking on the big boys I.E. Major Sport Franchises,Large Corporations,and multi billionaires.This is going to get really ugly for most of the State.Most likely should have been named Destroy Illinois or Flee Illinois.

5/06/2020 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully, someone files a lawsuit. This guy is proving everyday he’s a fucking moron of biblical proportions. As for Lari, she can’t even get a kid to respect or listen to her. Garfield Park and Austin aren’t going to stand for this until July. Any copper who enforced any “social distancing” violations, any gathering restrictions, breaks up any gatherings in a house, or any other civil rights violations, should have their heads examined. No benefit tickets for you. Let the white shirts jeopardize their careers. Find a hole and stay there.

5/06/2020 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Alec Baldwin’s Whisky Breath said...

The option of your brain returning back to normalcy doesn’t exist, Gov.

5/06/2020 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me get this straight.Rahm and his brother,s LollaPalooza Freaknik is still on but I can't go to Church or to the gym.Hell I can't even get the car washed without an appointment.I assume Rahm's Grant Park Party will get a special exemption from the 5 Level Destroy Illinois Plan since Cook County will be at Level 2.Hopefully this is a loud wakeup call to everyone.This Governor and Mayor of Chicago are outright daring people to revolt.Don't let them down.

5/06/2020 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How those 12 hour days coming?

5/06/2020 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is time to consider more forcefully, fruitful options and Actions by the citizens tired of listening to this fat fucking piece of shit.

5/06/2020 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you get widespread immunity if generally healthy don't contact the virus to build up an immunity?

5/06/2020 03:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here’s something I was pondering....if we are to believe what we are told about how deadly coronavirus is, then one population in this country that should be absolutely devastated by now is the Amish community. They generally don’t believe in vaccinations and don’t take modern medicines (aspirin, allergy meds, etc.).

They are isolated, but before the shutdowns, stores like those in Shipshewana, Indiana are always PACKED with non-Amish shoppers. So far in this entire country a total of ONE Amish man has died-and he was an 80 year old with pre-existing conditions in Indiana.

Either the Amish have super-immune systems, or we are being lied to about the deadliness of coronavirus. I HATE sounding like a conspiracy theorist, but I am wondering if there is some ulterior motive behind classifying cause of death as coronavirus, even when there are other reasons the person died.

Cause of death is exactly that, something you die FROM. Now, ME’s and Dr. are being pressured into classifying cause of death based on something that has never been done before-they are classifying cause of death based on what you HAVE (coronavirus) when you die instead of what caused your death.

5/06/2020 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The JB Fan Club Page (formerly known as the Capitol Fax Blog) Listed some of the non compliance reports from around the state of people refusing to wear masks. The consensus of most commentators was that non face mask wearers are "Trump Supporters"

If so, Trump will be thrilled that he has so many supporters in "the community" as shown by the recent videos from the South and West Sides.

Of course, those videos and any commentary about the misbehavior in "the community" during the pandemic is not an allowed topic on the JB Fan Club Page

5/06/2020 04:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truth is not a left wing value. They destroy everything that they touch. The Soviet state newspaper was named "Pravda", translated "truth".

5/06/2020 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You won't have to worry about opening in July. There won't be anything left to go to.

To all the people who don't vote---- this is what happens.

5/06/2020 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blue states seem to plan on opening MUCH later than well-run red states. I wonder why that is?

5/06/2020 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They’re embarrassed by Chiraq, so they have to fuck the entire state.

5/06/2020 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Permanent victim class will never listen to authority anyhow so Let Chalkie do his thing and open up the Country you blue ball bastards states.

5/06/2020 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone may wish to educate your Governor, Jabba the Nut, that there have been only 8 diseases that have been eliminated from the general population in the U.S.: Yellow Fever, Smallpox, Malaria, Measles, Rubella, Diphtheria, Poliomyelitis and Babesiosis. There has only been two diseases eradicated from nature, Smallpox and Rinderpest.
COVID19 is going to keep popping up, especially in Chicago throughout the summer and into the fall. Come next fall and the flu season, there will probably be another resurgence.
I hope all of you in Illinois are planing for a years long lockdown.

5/06/2020 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Never let a crisis go to waste,” these people will milk this virus for every penny they can get from the federal government. This has become about money only at this point. They are fully aware that this virus is basically the flu for 99% of the population. Yet they still speak about it as if it is the plague. Pritzker and Lightfoot should be ashamed of themselves. I forgot that shame is an emotion that racist democrats never feel.

5/06/2020 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad the Chicago Police Pension Fund is fully funded, because this shutdown is going to ravage and rape tax revenues.
Illinois will be bankrupt by October.

5/06/2020 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha, July will be in your dreams. Fatso wants to wait until after the election to open state. Will just blame Trump. Yes a revolt or revolution is that much closer. Predict blood in the streets by this time next year, a lot more blood than normal. The CPD might be put in a position to pick sides.

5/06/2020 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks to people like Chicago Fire Department Cmdr. Christine Matthews and her spawn, you can expect Chicago's Chinese Coronavirus illnesses to spike up after the block parties these last two weekends.

Good luck with opening anything in the entire rest of the state of Illinois.

5/06/2020 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They can bully the business community with fines and threats of loss of business licenses. Our poor, sawed off, frog eyed, Maoist, totalitarian mayor found out, just what her busy little ass can expect when she tells a young man he should go home. If she weren't surrounded by a phalanx of white shirted, spineless sissies would have gotten more than, you go home, bald headed ass. Hows being down with your folks going for you, white suburban raised little tyrant?

5/06/2020 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All bullshit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsuCa6V7prg&fbclid=IwAR2pX2O5uKPBibf3myrv7PZz32HSlOHPU7O6ss0DJpUqloAbTDfWGy_mA1s

5/06/2020 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He wants to run for President in 2024, rolling the dice with our State to give him a platform on what a great leader he is. He bought and paid for his position and has never been told no. Remember, this is our fault and nobody else's. See next post for the perfect example.

5/06/2020 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Lightloafer told him to open soon so she won't have to go out in the streets any more to make a fool of herself with her peoples/folks

5/06/2020 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“But as I make the laws here, I can also break them. With impunity. . . Which I'm afraid you CAN'T do.”
― Adlous Huxley

5/06/2020 06:52:00 AM  
Blogger Gentlemutt said...

Wonder if Jabba's family is enjoying the beaches which are open in Florida?

Different rules for special people.

5/06/2020 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fuckin assholes who voted for this piece of shit deserve this. We on the other hand don’t. This guy is a total incompetent jagoff and he is ruining an already ruined state.

5/06/2020 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long before streets and San closes streets down by parking salt trucks in major intersections? And how long after do those same salt trucks get torched?

5/06/2020 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's time to open up America again. The liberals want to purposefully destroy our morale and economy so President Trump loses in November.

5/06/2020 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Fat Azz’s family can fly off to Florida and enjoy the ability to be FREE!
Our black/brown citizens have refused to obey any rules/laws for fucking YEARS,
but punish the whole damn state because they are getting sick and dying?
We have seen the videos, we know WHO is doing WHAT out there.
Ruin the economics of entire communities up and down the state to appease what?
Fat Azz’s ego? “ I DE BOSS?”
Show us the demographics of the sick and dead......show us the ages and the communities
affected. Otherwise, this is just Democratic politics gone way beyond control!
Bankrupting cities, states and this country to get a Dem elected President!

5/06/2020 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't anything after the 30-day state of emergency that Jelly Belly declared considered illegal, unlawful, and unenforceable?

5/06/2020 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even tough it will happen in July. Watch the increase in cases and deaths.

5/06/2020 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Contact AG Barr. There is an online form to fill out. Tell him your civil rights are being curtailed. Please investigate. Have family members do it too. Let’s go! Also practice civil disobedience.

5/06/2020 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Fat Fuck is fostering a major revolt !!

5/06/2020 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If our governor is looking for trouble, he's gonna get it... Enough!

5/06/2020 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Governor Fred flinstone wants to make sure people can’t get to the gym so they become disgusting manatees like him. Well fcuk you, Fred. I have a bonafide weight room in my home. Your efforts to make everyone weak and awful are pathetic.

Meanwhile, don king’s little brother Larry continues to threaten the law abiding citizenry with arrest if they don’t stay home and quake in their boots at the big bad corona boogeyman. These threats persist even as gov flinstone has released thousands of criminals from prison because of covid fears, including hundreds of dangerous sex predators. Is this real life?

Even after all of this, we still have blue shirts doing covid dispersals over the air. Our leaders release thousands of dangerous criminals from prison, thereby endangering the lives of all Illinoisans, and you idiots deem it appropriate to harass people for simply spending time with each other outside. It’s so embarrassing I don’t even know what to say

5/06/2020 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't have vaccines for dozens of diseases, and we function just fine as a society. You aren't going to get 100% immunity, but nothing in life is 100% guaranteed (aside from Fatass's next meal it seems.)

Obviously covid-19 doesn't infect morbidly obese billionaires in ill fitted clothing, what's his secret, does he have a vaccine for the wealthy and unhealthy?

5/06/2020 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Either Putzker's hair doesn't grow, or he his better at hiding his hair dresser than Littlefoot.

5/06/2020 07:59:00 AM  
Blogger ga6 said...

From Insty:
FUNNY, FROM THE NYT YOU’D THINK PEOPLE WERE DYING LIKE FLIES IN DIXIE BECAUSE THOSE DUMB BIBLE-THUMPERS DON’T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE: “When controlling for the differences in population across states, the number of deaths from coronavirus is over three times higher in states with Democratic governors than in states with Republican governors.”

5/06/2020 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget July. Pritzker has found the medical districts that Kerner's staff drew up. He's linking the collar counties to Cook so that counties with better performance won't siphon off business from the Loop. Most Mag Mile restaurants and businesses have suburban counter parts. With CPS staff still getting paid, look for schools opening after 1/2021. Note Fatsos comment about nursing home deaths and how victims can sue.

5/06/2020 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder now that this Pritzker Destroy Illinois 5 Level Plan is in effect,will the major Sport Franchises seek to move their home games to Indiana,Wisconsin,or Iowa?Can you imagine the damage done if the Bears,Cubs,Whitesox,Blackhawks,and Bulls even start making inquiries through their individual League Commissioners about relocating until a vaccine is developed?The Indiana Cubs,The Iowa Bears,The Milwaukee Blackhawks,all have a nice ring to them.

5/06/2020 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And a big congrats goes out to the Groot for becoming a National punchline so quickly.The news shows can't get enough of her angry threatening news conferences.One of those hosts put up a before and after hairdo picture and asked the question,what did she have done?Of course another question he posed was,what law is she using to put all of the social gatherers into jail with?

5/06/2020 08:46:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I got an e-mail from Mayor BugEyes asking me to buy stay at home signature merchandise with her image on it. My response is not repeatable here.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/06/2020 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I expected nothing less than this continued lock-down for Illinois small business from the communist governor.

5/06/2020 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is 100% correct. Those inhabitants in the inner city refuse to cooperate with Pritzker and Lightfoots demands and therefore we will never reach the standards needed to reopen.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Certain parts of Illinois,the Northeast section which includes Cook County,will never reach Levels 4 and 5 thus under this Governor will not reopen for the remainder of this year.Every citizen should read this Restore Illinois Policy and all of the 5 Levels very closely.The Governor and the Democratic Party have slipped a lot of slick changes and catch 22s into it.They have now moved on to taking on the big boys I.E. Major Sport Franchises,Large Corporations,and multi billionaires.This is going to get really ugly for most of the State.Most likely should have been named Destroy Illinois or Flee Illinois.

5/06/2020 12:56:00 AM

5/06/2020 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once people take to the streets, it becomes the duty if its police force to enforce government edicts. If the police fail to do this, the military will be called in. How far will the military go to enforce government rule? SEE VENEZUELA!

5/06/2020 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to shop and dine in neighboring states! Indiana is slowly opening which is much further ahead than Illinois.

5/06/2020 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.justice.gov/contact-us

5/06/2020 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This scaredemic is rehaping America by design as the cental banks gobble up more public assests making them private.

I have not followed stay at home order as proclamations are not law.

To quarantine healthy people is not only illegal but an International scam by the international Bolshevik bankers.

5/06/2020 10:58:00 AM  
Blogger froggy said...

2 more weeks and Illinois' economy will begin losing businesses that can operate in other states. I'm talking about corporations responsible for paying taxes, leasing offices, hiring employees, who will move out of state and be gone forever. The layoffs will begin next week. All those small businesses that support these companies will never re-open. His plan to re-open is a plan for economic disaster. Illinois is doomed. Forget your pensions, Illinois cancelled a bond offering this week because they can't find buyers of their debt. Good luck trying to sell your house, those values are spinning down the drain.
BTW, the Fed's provided Illinois with funds to pay police & fire, JB lied about that too.

5/06/2020 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem there is the same here. They simply don’t have enough hospital beds to take care of large numbers of people contracting the disease. With a 15% hospitalization rate, it won’t take much for much of Oregon to run out of hospital beds if the infection continues to spread. The decommissioning of McCormick place is a very strange move considering it represents the city’s ability to handle more cases. We’re at 50% capacity right now, but that’s why we won’t open up anytime soon - they apparently want to get the infection rate so low that it can be handled with existing hospital capacity and not need to use sites like McCormick.

We can plan to be in lockdown until july at this rate!

5/06/2020 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>5/06/2020 12:45:00 AM<

The American system of government is not about issuing edicts. Those elected representatives currently hiding out somewhere are supposed to pass laws and be held accountable by elections. They work for us--the "consent of the governed." We don't bow to edicts.

5/06/2020 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DNC Playbook has a Red China chapter.
A retaliatory option was drafted due to those Orange Man Tariffs that Dems strongly opposed. Dems Do Not want factories, deregulation and jobs coming back to the USA.
Limbaugh made a point yesterday that mostly Dem run states are seeing escalating covids numbers and extended state closures.
Only the start of more closures. It’s obvious too if you look at the Electoral Map vs Covids Map.

Oregon is following lMichigan as is the late and unprepared IL demands for Fed re-distribution money and of course raiding previous Fed infrastructure allocations. O’Hare modernization money is our biggest next to CPS.
Larri is bucking for the bulk of Fed money and it won’t be a fair city distribution either.
If WI or IN begin to open stadiums and venues we can expect Larri & JB to close our state borders and issue all travel prohibition.

If these tyrants are allowed to continue infringing on rights and freedoms then Plan on lining up Tuesdays for stale bread and Thursday for a bag of rice. Water spigots will close at sunset, limit 1 bucket or jug.

And JB will continue to empty jails like Fidel.
Open Illinois - Nobody goes to Jail.

5/06/2020 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And as usual... The sheople of Chicago and Illinois will do just what the democRatic asshole wants.

5/06/2020 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T.
but why the heck have gas prices gone up 20-30 cents a gallon in the last day or two?

5/06/2020 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are there no thousand of homeless people dead in their tents or on the streets if this is such a terrible epidemic?

5/06/2020 01:07:00 PM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

That Oregon Governor Kate Brown is a real piece of work. She has never had a real job in her life. She's always fed off the Taxpayers as she was 21 years old when she was appointed as a State Legislator and she hasn't left a government job since. She's a professional politician and hasn't a fucking clue how economies and private businesses work.

5/06/2020 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Cause of death is exactly that, something you die FROM. Now, ME’s and Dr. are being pressured into classifying cause of death based on something that has never been done before-they are classifying cause of death based on what you HAVE (coronavirus) when you die instead of what caused your death."

FWIW, I was told by my mother-in-law, who is a nurse, that her hospital, NW Community, gets money from the state if the death is classified as coronavirus.

5/06/2020 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when restaurants initially reopen for in-house dining, there will be a maximum 50-person occupancy, and patrons will be required to wear masks.

How the heck are we supposed to eat?

5/06/2020 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bruce must be chomping on the bit to say MISS ME YET?

hell no asshole.

i'm missing the guy we should have had but got elvis blago instead.

5/06/2020 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hat did you expect she is an ignorant Democrat. Wants Trump to lose and she thinks locking down her citizens will win the election. That simple all the Democratic governors and Mayors trying the same thing. Predict it will backfire come November.

5/06/2020 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:07pm. Great question, where are all the homeless in San Fran, Las Vegas , NYC ,Seattle,Chicago, what is the whuhan virus death rate of homeless people ?

5/06/2020 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This corona crap is some b.s. watch before they remove....

https://youtu.be/EAa8FLInScc

5/06/2020 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keesing Bandit may I kiss you?

5/06/2020 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read the Destroy Illinois Plan very carefully a couple of times.You will quickly come to the realization that it is designed, for wherever your region is,that you will never get to Levels 4 and 5.The language is very plain that the Governor has the authority to move your region back down to a previous level if the "NUMBERS DICTATE".Now where are these numbers coming from?Who authenticates them and verifies them as accurate?Who decides that a Death is a COVID Death?I think we all have the answers to that.Needless to say, with Mayor Groot in his pocket and agreeing with everything that comes out of his mouth,the City of Chicago will not be reopening this year.The next move is now in the hands of the Republican Representatives,Large Corporations,Sports Franchise Owners Etc.Also of course,what are the everyday citizens going to do in response to this attack?Perhaps when the massive layoffs begin some people will get into the battle.

5/06/2020 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real elephant in the room is will the National Guard open fire on fellow state citizens. Yes I believe it will come to that somewhere. The Virginia governor just said it will take two years to get his state open. Don't think people will stand for that and violence is very possible. Way over 300,000,000 and Billions of rounds of ammunition guns in private citizens hands which means almost everyone has access to a gun and ammo. Better think twice about illegally restricting the law abiding citizens for any longer. The country is a tinderbox right now and don't be the spark. This advice from a 74 year old law and order person that loves his country and willing to fight for freedom.

5/06/2020 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A fire department COMMANDER! She must have an impressive record of service to rise to the rank of commander: operating all the different kinds of equipment, fighting a fire here and there, cutting people out of wrecked cars and a couple of impressive and heroic rescues - bundling an unconscious elderly person down a couple flights of stairs, getting a kitten out of a tall tree.

Amiright?

5/06/2020 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To quote that revolutionary, Thomas Jefferson: "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants."


We wouldn't need solar energy if we could harness the power of the founders, spinning in their graves.

5/06/2020 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey his wife and kids can't stand being near the putz either. The Florida thing is for good she is done with his fat ass.

5/06/2020 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His plan to re-open is a plan for economic disaster. Illinois is doomed.

5/06/2020 11:20:00 AM

That is why he called it the Restore Illinois Plan (RIP).

He liked the acronym.

Rest In Peace Illinois.

5/06/2020 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This April set the record for firearm purchases for the month of April in the US. About 3 million purchases. March set the record for firearm purchases for any month. About 4 million. And a lot of these were for first time buyers.

5/06/2020 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait what have we here Batman more stupidity but then again this would go under as predicted also;

Top Illinois schools official says fall could start with remote learning, students attending on different days
https://chicago.suntimes.com/education/2020/5/6/21250051/illinios-school-fall-cps-carmen-ayala

So when you read this children will go to school on different days so how would they be able to get enough hours to achieve the amount needed to get promoted to the next grade or graduate? So then we can also get rid of how many teachers how many administrators of course there will be no sport so we could fire all the coaches easily Holly administrators we can get rid of them. This also mean that since we would have to have different days they will be going to school on Saturday and Sunday also in order to make sure they have enough education inside the classroom. How liberals in charge two things is incredible so asinine who would’ve ever thought idiots like this would be in charge of the tagline the children they don’t give a shit about the kids or anything else are they care about is getting those undeserved six-figure paychecks for themselves and their friends. We thought the public schools were doing a crappy job already this will make it seem like no child will ever be anything more than a McDonald’s employee if they’re lucky to get a job.

5/06/2020 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mitch McConnell told the governors and Fat Ass he prefers government's go the way of bankruptcy instead of federal bailouts.Cities like Chicago can start their filings.

There'll be alot haicuts coming down the road.

5/06/2020 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw the Pigster, When the unwashed masses come for him, Oh well.

5/07/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
O.T.
but why the heck have gas prices gone up 20-30 cents a gallon in the last day or two?

Summer blend for Chicago area started May 1st, yet another example of a phony edict by the state to reap more tax revenue.

5/07/2020 12:22:00 AM  
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5/07/2020 06:49:00 AM  
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Homeless people live in a world of germs. If they survive, they build up antibodies that can ward off illnesses that would kick out asses.

5/07/2020 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used my stimulis money to buy an "assault weapon" Bushmaster AR-15, then sent a picture of it to Biden 2020 sayiing thanks.

5/07/2020 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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5/07/2020 06:48:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

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6/02/2020 08:34:00 AM  

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