Monday, May 04, 2020

Good News!!!

Chicago didn't hit 300 homicides this weekend! Congratulations Supernintendo Brown!

The bad news is that Chicago racked up another five dead and thirty-nine wounded before dinner time Sunday....still six hours to go as of this writing.

And amazingly (or amusingly) after Groot held her disastrous presser in 011, Marquette went up for grabs, racking up nine shootings in a matter of six hours, including five at a house-party that Groot didn't shut down.

Final totals up in a few hours at the HeyJackass.com site.

UPDATE: five dead, forty-two maimed as of 2100 hours. Still three hours to go.

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60 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the brand new area 4 ran out of dics on midnights to send out for all these shootings

5/04/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At 5/42 as of midnight not even counting not-a-lockdown-Monday morning. I'm sure the red will grow as they take the ones off the ventilators, of which we have thousands to spare. Maybe it would have been a good idea to keep McCormick place open for trade.

Fucking Mormon NRA life members from rural Indiana are going to ruin this city. We need a guy like Fatfuckster to "Take on the NRA". The sound bite alone makes the suckers believe.

I loved the video of Groot playing cop at the basketball court on the "wesscide". She ought to try it all alone with about 50 kids there, the "fuck the Police's" are flying like autumn leaves. I guess they all figure Granny gotta die anyway so why string it out?

5/04/2020 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Chicago mass shooting sat night ..5 males shot at 3.30 am in a drive by ….where is the social distancing fake larri lightfeet??

5/04/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Overtime “crackdown” went out the window tonight with overtime being offered in 010. The powers that be don’t realize we’ve lost control with all this bullshit social justice feel good reforms. You want to pay me overtime, sure, I’ll take the extra money. Don’t expect any miracles out of me. You’ve made it impossible to follow your new rules AND make a difference.

5/04/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13/Lawndale never disappoints

5/04/2020 12:21:00 AM  
Blogger Disgusted by it all said...

Bad news?

5/04/2020 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Expect this to continue all summer

5/04/2020 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new Supt Brown sure made himself and Chicago look foolish by making such a silly comment about keeping the number under 300. Apparently he didn’t read much about Chicago or bother to learn the history. He should have tried for 500. At least there’s a slight chance for that.

5/04/2020 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

008 had an anonymous delivery to holy cross , DOA, don’t see it counted on Heyjackass.. must’ve been the old suicide by shooting yourself in the face/neck then again in the torso.

5/04/2020 01:21:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Yeah, I don’t see this whole department-wide OT pinch lasting too long.

Things are slowly grinding to a standstill in the D units. Pretty soon the clearance rates on 0110’s and 041A’s will be 5% or less and they’ll be screaming for results once the Self Cleaning Oven is chugging along full speed after the weather is consistently warm.

It’s just a matter of time before days off are once again cancelled and “mandatory” OT returns. It’ll coincide with JB Flintstone lifting the statewide house arrest declaration and the masses return to everyday life.

In the meantime maybe Larry needs to make another hand washing video and do some more covid dispersals with her posse of white shirt pussies in tow as enforcers.

5/04/2020 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My goodness SCC you have put out more news, and what’s really going on, in the last few days than all of the Chicago news media combined. Maybe you could take over the Chicago Tribune and resurrect it from the the scrap heap, with your telling stories, of course. Time to wake up our numb citizens. Hire that Florian Sohnke from the Chicago Contrarian too. Keep up the good work and I hope this blog is somehow getting out to the national conservative news outlets and the White House. The rest of the country needs to know what the hell is going on here.

5/04/2020 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Corporal Punishment said...

Nevermind the stats. No one cares cause we aren’t voting our way out of this. But more importantly...did you finish your e-learning?

5/04/2020 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t believe 005 went the whole weekend on 3rd/1st watch with 1 street Sgt and 0 tac Sgts, even allowing a 3-4 hour stretch of having no Sgt on the street at all. I’m sure that’s in compliance with the consent decree. Extremely unsafe for that Sgt as well as all 40 officers on their log. But hey they saved money by not paying OT!!

5/04/2020 03:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bunch of fools with guns in a city and state being governed by fools.

5/04/2020 03:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she better stay out of the hood. She inspired them.

5/04/2020 04:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With the lock down in place Chicago managed to double the number shot last year. The bad news is the marksmanship was terrible. Only 5 KIA out of 42 shot. Nice try folks but better aim is needed your filling up hospital beds and not caskets.

5/04/2020 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You see Mr Brown this how the Chicago Self Cleaning Oven works. A true local thing of beauty. Your su4ge plus will have no effect on the Oven since it is portable. Can be setpoint up an running in any neighborhood in a matter of minutes. Petty grievance abound in the communities of color and will if necessary spill out into the few " good neighborhoods" left in the city. You know those neighborhoods that you are leaving unprotected with your useless Surge. What didn't work in Dallas ain't gonna work here either, just earning you hate from the ranks. But you know all about hate from the ranks from your last gig.

5/04/2020 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well between this weekends numbers and Grooms embarrassing presser the other day we know who is in control.

5/04/2020 05:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prikster says " Its up to the Police to enforce the RULES, it's as plain and simple as that"...What rules prikster? your do as I say not as I do rules?...your different rules for different Families, individuals and groups? Your rules for keeping People down and out? your rules for implementing socialism?You are not a king,Illinois is not your Kingdom nor are its Citizens your pheasant slaves.

5/04/2020 05:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So plan B is ...?....Because plan A sure ain't worth a damnew. Better call in cloud seeders and get all the churches to prey for rain, might be your only hope. Oh wait, Faso only will allow 10 people in church at a time. How is that number of 10 worshippers not a violation of Constitutional rights in and of it self. LOL at Fatso's stupidity. The Democratic plan to abolish any and all religion goes against thee communist system. Big checks gonna be written for all the churches he is forcing out of business.

5/04/2020 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Lightfoot got punked video proves the Mayor of Chicago won’t challenge black criminality.

5/04/2020 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capt Nathan Brittles said:

The brand new idiot in charge says he wants 300 shooting deaths by the end of the year. Dude, Inc. is working hard to achieve that goal for the clownie brownie. In fact, they were so pleased by the challenge to hit 300, that they are now working on doubling that number just to show how good they are at making things happen. And just to show how much clownie brownie means it, he and the mayor along with a bunch of white shirts all ran away like screaming little girls when confronted by an 11 year old kid just trying to play basketball.

5/04/2020 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its great to see the Poleecee pust back against these Socialist Commies, they want you to break the law and yet when shit hits the fan they are nowhere to be found.Maybe its high time, the other citizens start pushing back!

5/04/2020 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone in ShitCago believe that the Demorat Liberal minded media is going to print or challenge JB or The Weasel. Kinda funny how these so called journalists are paid millions to read the news!

5/04/2020 07:36:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Keep the line moving. Freeze it at 299.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/04/2020 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if any of the 5 dead or 42 wounded future dead test positive for COVID, will they will be counted as COVID related deaths? Assuming (safely) that this wasn’t their first house party/large gathering/disregard for social distancing, it’s quite likely some of them have the virus.

5/04/2020 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

39 shot and only 5 dead? Isn't there some kind of program funded by Fat Ass the governor to teach these orcs how to shoot to kill?

These numbers are embarrassing! Let's try real hard and get those numbers up!! say around 75% kill rate!

5/04/2020 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Can’t believe 005 went the whole weekend on 3rd/1st watch with 1 street Sgt and 0 tac Sgts, even allowing a 3-4 hour stretch of having no Sgt on the street at all. I’m sure that’s in compliance with the consent decree. Extremely unsafe for that Sgt as well as all 40 officers on their log. But hey they saved money by not paying OT!!

5/04/2020 03:17:00 AM


That's called a normal day in 017!

5/04/2020 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Groot,how about doing another TikTok Ghetto Strut to calm your folks and people down.Or how about closing down another west side residential block for a press conference threatening the citizens of Chicago with arrest if they have friends over for a visit.Are Accountability Mondays cancelled during the Pandemic????Also noticed that the crackdown on Overtime came to a screeching halt with all the west side Districts extending tours.Lots of X Cars out there.

5/04/2020 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He will count all homicides from the day he was sworn in....

5/04/2020 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot is reaching for straws again. Her sham game show of reform has failed and is now exposed as a failure. This was exposed and seen by all, except untrustworthy media. Groot is too dumb to see it. Her handlers are equally ignorant and blinded by their racial prejudice and the dwarf's vindictiveness for the police.

Now she brought in a feeble minded, poorly suited and slick talking Supt with little experience in policing the third latest city (soon to be 4th) in the nation. Dallas Brown's goofy statements about "moon shots", 300 murders for the year, and Surge flops, Detective short falls, bringing back Merit and poor response in taking care of PO's with proper PPE's during the height of the China Flu are clearly that of an administrative neophyte.

The situation will become grim by mid summer due to hot violence and poorly managed police resources. Being a bankrupt city doesn't help the current circumstances. The flight from Crazy Town will continue and only increase. Especially true if Fat Ass Gov. with the help of Groot and Socialist Democrat Machine supporting the "Progressive Tax" becomes law next year in the Sink Hole State of Illinois.

5/04/2020 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Public health and Crovids 19 is top priority at the political moment. Not guns, not violent crimes.
Upwards of 40,000 people will be hospitalized from Crovids, historically and following the science says it would take 7-8 years to shoot that many.
Larri says 75% of minorities are infected with the Crovids...+/- 20% less than those shot/kilt or affordably bonded.

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“ I heard the brand new area 4 ran out of dics on midnights...” 5/04/2020 12:10:00 AM
Ran out? You mean not enough to go around for every community disrespectful misunderstanding.
Buckle up and it ain’t even summertime yet.
Nothing new, it’s vey common, only thing that might change is travel time. Might even arrive before the ET in most cases. Two thumbs up!
How’s the outside of E/R these days, still crowded with ICE fencing ?

5/04/2020 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My goodness SCC you have put out more news, and what’s really going on, in the last few days than all of the Chicago news media combined.

This is a good point as I've noticed that all media is "all Covid all the time". It's next to impossible to find out what is happening in the region other than the virus. For instance the Chicago violence, a murder in Rockford, shooting on the Ryan, etc, etc. I guess one of the new strategies to kill crime is to just not report it.

5/04/2020 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

".....Can’t believe 005 went the whole weekend on 3rd/1st watch with 1 street Sgt and 0 tac Sgts, even allowing a 3-4 hour stretch of having no Sgt on the street at all....."

That is because there are HUNDREDS of inside Sgts (HQ/Areas/Units/even Districts)....like the SDSC room--get the fckn Sgt out of there---let the WOL or CAPt or DC be charged with keeping an eye on those folks

5/04/2020 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown made stupid comments (300). Remember when goofy Garry got here and said he was eliminating a gang after a kid was shot (think it was Satan disciples) they are still here and he is gone. What an IDIOT!

5/04/2020 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reason Dallas Dave is supe and your not:

ChiRaq wil have under 300 murders this year and under 200 next year.
Everyone eventually will catch C-19.
Some will get sick. Others won't show symptoms, but will test positive.

Sooooo, when some one dies of multiple GSW or stabbing,
the COD will be Corona.
The skinny black lady dr who is on fatty's show explained it a week ago
and SCC covered it.


5/04/2020 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ssc good news i have no clout a 9161 forever

5/04/2020 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That extra 6-feet of "antisocial distancing" is hurting the kill ratio in the community. Geez, 11% dead vs wounded.

Come on folks, take an extra second and smoovly press the bang lever on dat gatt and you'll be much more satisfied with your macho man efforts.

And Groot is a total f'cking joke as described so well here in SCC.

5/04/2020 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet, nobody can seem to figure out what’s wrong: hmmmm, let’s see, blame police for pro-active policing, put handcuffs on police by making investigatory stops next to impossible w/o cumbersome paperwork or fear of reprisal that your stop will be found to be racially motivated, eliminate gang databases, eliminate “probable cause” investigative alerts, let repeat offenders out on I-bonds, let offenders out on electronic monitoring and not keep track, treat gun offenses like jaywalkers, conduct oversight upon oversight of the police department, elect an anti-police mayor, elect an anti-police/pro-criminal State’s attorney & sheriff and try & prosecute the police as murderous criminals in the court of public opinion & the media at every opportunity without cause. Why, so much violence? Geniuses.

5/04/2020 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That 5 could go to 6 or 7 given that some of these shooting victims are going to a Coronavirus infected ER.

5/04/2020 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Prikster says " Its up to the Police to enforce the RULES, it's as plain and simple as that"...What rules prikster? your do as I say not as I do rules?...your different rules for different Families, individuals and groups? Your rules for keeping People down and out? your rules for implementing socialism?You are not a king,Illinois is not your Kingdom nor are its Citizens your pheasant slaves.

5/04/2020 05:22:00 AM

Hope everyone notices he covered his ass and put YOU all in line for lawsuits. Rules are not laws.

5/04/2020 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grade Brown on number of people shot ,stabbed ,beat with other deadly weapons, not number of Homicides.
Homicides are down thanks to quick response by CPD to shot spotter technology, calls from citizens.
CPD requests CFD paramedics that are able to stabilize victims , get victims to hospitals.
Hospitals ER Doctors ,Nurses are often able to save the victims.

Why aren’t case reports made for every call dispatched by shot spotter , why isn’t neighborhood canvases for firearm evidence , damage caused by bullets . It appears Mayor is forcing CPD to kill crime , violent crime . Shooting a gun within city limits is very dangerous and should be reported .

Can anyone answer this , does Superintendent Brown wear body armor , 9mm pistol , does Mayor LL body guards wear body cameras, tasers ? Body cameras are required equipment for CPD.

5/04/2020 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous democRAT for LIFE! said...

Good News!!!

Chicago didn't hit 300 homicides this weekend! Congratulations Supernintendo Brown!


I bet this is the last "congratulations" Brown gets. Don't know the man. It is just a feeling. Hope I'm wrong, we got to give him a chance.

I gave the mayor a "chance". Holy Shit!

5/04/2020 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:17 am man , but headquarters is loaded with sergeants , enjoying a smoke break every hour , coffee breaks , long lunch , ducking early . Many are doing the job of a civilian .
Back bone of cpd is patrol , biggest joke .
Assign that coward inspector escamerit to 5 , give him a supervisor log , he was merit sgt. lt. captain , maybe he can show the young police how to recover guns , hide guns in locker , get caught by IAD and move up the ranks as a merit boss . in his defense he did score over 50% on sergeant exam jajajabwahaha senor escamerit , bang a babe in commander office , maybe hire a few coppers from 5 to babysit your kids

5/04/2020 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
You see Mr Brown this how the Chicago Self Cleaning Oven works. A true local thing of beauty. Your su4ge plus will have no effect on the Oven since it is portable. Can be setpoint up an running in any neighborhood in a matter of minutes. Petty grievance abound in the communities of color and will if necessary spill out into the few " good neighborhoods" left in the city. You know those neighborhoods that you are leaving unprotected with your useless Surge. What didn't work in Dallas ain't gonna work here either, just earning you hate from the ranks. But you know all about hate from the ranks from your last gig.

5/04/2020 05:19:00 AM


Kinda like an Easy Bake Oven.

5/04/2020 01:36:00 PM  
Blogger Prairiepolice said...

They were following Groot orders to social distance....how many stabbings were there? 0? See....the 6 ft rule being enforced!

5/04/2020 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

-Prikster says " Its up to the Police to enforce the RULES, it's as plain and simple as that"...What rules prikster?-
No sir. The police enforce laws. Not rules

5/04/2020 04:52:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Can’t believe 005 went the whole weekend on 3rd/1st watch with 1 street Sgt and 0 tac Sgts, even allowing a 3-4 hour stretch of having no Sgt on the street at all. I’m sure that’s in compliance with the consent decree. Extremely unsafe for that Sgt as well as all 40 officers on their log. But hey they saved money by not paying OT!!

Yet, just right upstairs in the Area, they have a sergeant for every three detectives, because they really need that many to make sure the MINS is updated and the A&A's are filled out. Complete waste of manpower.

5/04/2020 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous China Must Pay said...

Whack the Societal Control Box with a hammer and everything heads sideways.

Shocking moment motorcycles and quad bikes race through empty Upper East Side streets of Manhattan and almost hit pedestrians on sidewalks amid lockdown

Https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8213099/Shocking-moment-motorcycles-quad-bikes-Manhattan-street-sidewalk.html

-then-

Chilling moment two masked gunmen jump out of a Jeep aiming pistols with silencers 'and execute Bronx biker gang leader in broad daylight

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8285577/Two-masked-gunmen-aim-pistols-silencers-execute-Bronx-biker-gang-leader.html

"Police fear all-out biker war."

5/04/2020 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Chicago mass shooting sat night ..5 males shot at 3.30 am in a drive by ….where is the social distancing

RIGHT THERE!

It is more than 6ft from the driving lane to the sidewalk.

Social distancing......Chiraq style.

5/04/2020 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But boss I wanted to arrest him nut I was practicing the 6 foot rule and couldn't quite cuff him and he ran away. Being the good officer I am I followed the department no chase orders and he got away. Besides my mask didn't make it past the 10th washing and the CPC had no more masks or gloves to issue, so from here on OT I will be social distancing in my patrol vehicle and confronting no one. Windows up and just crushing around obey every traffic law. Officer needs assistance, to bad he should have not put himself in that position.

5/04/2020 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
".....Can’t believe 005 went the whole weekend on 3rd/1st watch with 1 street Sgt and 0 tac Sgts, even allowing a 3-4 hour stretch of having no Sgt on the street at all....."

That should be grieved. The consent decree recommends one sergeant for every ten officers. They want to use the consent decree when it benefits them. Not you.

5/04/2020 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ssc good news i have no clout a 9161 forever


Drop some money and you’ll instantly have clout.

5/04/2020 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Grade Brown on number of people shot ,stabbed ,beat with other deadly weapons, not number of Homicides.
Homicides are down thanks to quick response by CPD to shot spotter technology, calls from citizens.
CPD requests CFD paramedics that are able to stabilize victims , get victims to hospitals.
Hospitals ER Doctors ,Nurses are often able to save the victims.

I would agree with you except you’re wrong about everything. Homicides are up this year as well as all other VC. Also not sure why you think shot spotter tech prevents murders. Shot spotter works .......after people have been shot.

5/04/2020 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Might wanna make those homicide teams a little smaller. Oh and put them in different day off groups. Oh and have less of them on days and move them to a late start on 3rd watch. I'm all for homicide dicks but keep in mind the have a clearance rate of under 5 percent.

5/05/2020 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it Jody Weiss or Gary McCarthy telling gangs to stop committing crimes or shootings? 😑

Didn't Weiss run away from something? 😑

Mayor Gary wanted to annex suburbs, who justifibly said "No!". 😃

5/05/2020 04:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rambo Gary McCarthy, have you checked lately if the Satan desciples are gone like you said you were going to eliminate them,

5/05/2020 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me ask a simple question here that will be part of the civil rights lawsuit when it is filed for a social distancing arrest: Officer, how did you determine, and with what device, did you determine, that my client A was within 6-feet of client B? People, people, people, please think before you do.

5/05/2020 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. Retired Lt here.
Was solicited by the CPMF to purchase "face coverings"
with the Blue Lives Matter flag on them. Bought three.
$10 a piece with Postage.
Could not believe how cheap and flimsy they were.
Were not fit to be worn properly. Thinner than a a strip
club dancer's panties. What an embarrassment to Blue Lives
Matters. Gotta hope most of the money goes to Gold Star
Families but I am suspect looking at Cline and Frank's
salaries. How much F$%&#Ig money do you two need? I am
going to cancel my Pension deduction and give to 100 Club
and Brotherhood for Fallen.
Totally disgusted!

5/05/2020 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's no way Gary McCarthy could singlehandedly eliminate Satan Disciples, because gangs are too strong and there's always new recruits. 👮😈

5/06/2020 12:54:00 PM  

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