Saturday, May 09, 2020

What a Week

  • Nine people were shot, three of them fatally, Wednesday in Chicago, including a 19-year-old man who was killed in Marquette Park on the Southwest Side.
  • Five people were killed and nine more were wounded Thursday in shootings across Chicago.
Two days, 8 dead and 15 wounded.

Per HeyJackass.com, May is already averaging two killings and eight wounded PER DAY (17 dead, 65 maimed). For the year, Chicago is already at 178 homicides, which means that to hit Brown's target over the remaining 237 days of 2020, Chicago has to average a homicide every two days.

At this rate, Brown is going to see 300 before the first day of summer. He's been on the job an entire week and already he's failing beyond all expectations.

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122 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its the same population that refuses to social distance. These are the children of Obama and the Democratic party. They have been taught from birth that nothing is their fault. If you commit a crime its the fault of the Police. If you fail at School its the fault of the Teachers. If you cant get a decent job its because of racism. They have been taught to disregard any type of authority as long as they Vote for the Democratic communist party. Its actually funny to see Groot disrespected by the same community she would always shield from the mean Police. Oh, and Fu$k Dick Durbin and his racial pandering at Roseland Hospital over how the Cornona virus is racist.

5/09/2020 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, with all this face mask requirement going on I've wondered how bank/store robberies are doing?

Big one here today. With Helicopter.

5/09/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another clown from another city who thinks he knows it all. hahaha

5/09/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Thanks to the effects of the global cooling we’re seeing, the count is probably artificially low.

Just wait till we get above 45 degrees for a week.

5/09/2020 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put the vision 2020 team in charge of the department....NOW. No more incompetent leadership that are political hacks.

America

5/09/2020 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry, the brass's "blue light missions" where coppers drive up and down the street with Mars lights on is gonna put a stop to this tomfoolery!

5/09/2020 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Brown better come up with some new strategies. The surge isn’t working.

5/09/2020 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL... this summer is going to be bad considering the jails were cleared out.

5/09/2020 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a word on fake Chicago media about shootings... WGN ABC NBC CBs missing in action

5/09/2020 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a good week and the old Moondoggie is howling at the moon.

5/09/2020 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago ain’t New York.
Chicago ain’t Las Angeles.
Chicago certainly ain’t Dallas.
And Downtown Brown a. doesn’t know Chicago and b. will never be a Chicago cop no matter how many accelerated classes he takes, no matter how many Chicago uniforms he owns, no matter how much gold braid he has. Will we see Brown put our ribbons on our Chicago uniforms? It will be interesting to see how long it takes Brown to award himself the distinction of those ribbons that some of us were richly recognized for doing outstanding police work.
But Brown will certainly buy into our pension system.

5/09/2020 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cato is no better. These stupid blue light missions are ridiculous and illegal. Having police vehicles ride around with their lights on (sometimes lights and sirens)and not going to any sort of emergency. Vehicles are constantly thinking they are getting pulled over. I wish these citizen vehicles would crash into parked cars as a result of the blue light patrols. Then what? Who’s gonna explain that?

Foot patrols every hour by beat cars...STUPID!!! Don’t beat cars have enough paper jobs and calls for service to keep them busy in between shootings, gas, and lunch?

Public safety information/seatbelt missions are stupid too. Let’s get close to people who could potentially have Covid-19 and hand them information about social distancing and staying home. If they are out and about they are obviously not following any of the “suggestions” by the Fatass Governor or Mayor. So this magic paper is going to make these people realize they should stay home?.

Oh...and NO OT!

5/09/2020 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down

5/09/2020 03:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing we reorganized the areas so we have faster response times to all these shootings. I made a prediction at 0300 under the flower moon. We will have a contract by the end of july.

5/09/2020 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC, sure sounds like a time to print excerpts of the
"Pound Cake" speach by Bill Cosby.
With this cold snap, was that you, SCC, that I saw wearing
the funky sweater strolling down LSD? Me, all I got is an
overpriced 'Hello Friend' sweatshirt.

5/09/2020 04:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, there's no way, Brown will see less than 300 shootings. Freewill can't be changed. Even Rev. Phleger knows this. 😑

5/09/2020 04:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Not a word on fake Chicago media about shootings... WGN ABC NBC CBs missing in action
5/09/2020 12:57:00 AM

……………………………………………………………………………………..
Did you expect anything different? Unless they can blame it on Trump, they aren't going to report it. Plus they are more interested in that shooting in GA than the 65 shootings in Chicago. I wonder why?

5/09/2020 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a thought. Take the 75 guys/gals dumped from Narcotics and put them in a newly organized SURGE Unit, 7 Teams of 10 and a Sgt. The districts won't loose manpower toward this unconstitutional style of policing and all these heavyweight guys/gals coming back from Narcotics won't have the read their FOP book in order to code out jobs. It'll be easier for them in the SURGE Unit since they know everyone on the corners anyway.

5/09/2020 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait till he wears our uniform that will make everything ok

5/09/2020 05:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...





More Shot Dead than the Corona Virus!!! Open Up Chicago Illinois

5/09/2020 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's Folks are doing all this Mayhem ? ER AH, ER AH. Mr Brown you are a silly goose , Why doesn't the "PERMANENT VICTIM CLASS" listen to THEIR OWN PEOPLES ? GROOT ?

5/09/2020 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But he said 300.... and I really felt he meant it.

5/09/2020 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Their deaths will be quickly added to the Covid Count that keeps rising and is ‘unfairly’ affecting black and brown communities...

5/09/2020 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I GOTZ a great idea

lets send Detectives to summer mobile!

you never send a cashier to do a stock boys job.

DALLAS BROWN detectives are paid more than recruits, i know its hard to figure out because merits dont get paid to be smart.

MURDER IS UP
who investigates murders???
Murder team to large and bloated somebody need to actually look at each detectives numbers of actual arrest and clearance.

5/09/2020 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In just a matter of a week the 'a person is murdered every:' statistic on 'Hey Jackass's has plummeted from just over one every 18hrs to one every 17hrs 16mins.

I think we should all applaud the peoples and folks working tirelessly in the communerty during these troubled times to lower this statistic to record levels.
If we're lucky we can maybe see it around the 12hr mark by the summer.

Well done everyone!

5/09/2020 06:45:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

the hey jackass shot map is filling fast. still time to pick the last community to suffer social culling.

5/09/2020 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The permanent victim class will continue to do whatever they want and nothing will change. It’s all everyone's fault. The community do nothing right.

5/09/2020 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like he needs a blue shirt and needs to learn how to be a cop first after he leaves the academy, next.

5/09/2020 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a surprise,,,the new supernintendo made a "I'm a crime fighter" speech" saying I want this and I want that. Every other one did the same stupid stuff, just different words. But not one of them actually point the finger at those who are responsible for the crimes. They always ignore them and point the fingers at the racist police, racist schools and now it's a racist virus. But I noticed once the Latino's have increased their death rate due to the virus the blacks are not complaining so much now

5/09/2020 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Texas Toon trying to get the same deal that shortbus Ed had with the uniform houses? The deals seem too good to pass up...

5/09/2020 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown has no police skills whatsoever. He’s political hack who is here for one reason and one reason only and that’s to kill this department. I’m not sure he can do that because this department has been demoralized for nearly 15 years.

5/09/2020 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think any of those liberal news outlets in ShitCago would cover this, they are controlled by the city!

5/09/2020 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If guns didn't exist, they couldn't go around doing "gun violence" against humans and all these killed people could have continued their studies and working hard so they could be productive members of society while raising a good, healthy and happy family.

It's just so sad. We need a bake sale or some other meaningless gesture, a signal of our out of touch virtues.

5/09/2020 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing they took all the overtime away. Let it burn

5/09/2020 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paraphrasing DSLC, there were never any murders in Marquette Park when Frank Collin lived there. Just sayin'.

5/09/2020 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

300. 300. 300 Do I hear 400. 400 Do I hear 500 500. Sold at 550.

5/09/2020 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Congrats JC. That ticket was full of working police, except for Florez and DeSanti. May your team have good luck in these tough times. John please listen to them other guys please.

5/09/2020 01:46:00 AM

Working Police? You have got to fucking kidding me!!!

Greg Bella spent more than 70% of his career "working" inside at the FOP
Fernado spends 100% of his time drinkning.
Jacsavitch, worse detective there possibly ever was.
John Capperilli also spent 70% of his career "working" inside the FOP and was even dumped out of the office twice for NOT doing work.
Brock Merck should be psyched along with John

At the end of the day I wish them all well and the best but do not call them the working police. That is an insult to all the coppers who actually do the work every day

5/09/2020 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the victims followed Scary Lori's orders, they'd still be alive or had a few less bullet holes in their bodies. No shed tears here. Whelp!!!

5/09/2020 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

once him and the mayor and the gov. figure out a vaccine for the virus then i truly believe they will work on the violence,in the meantime blame it on President Trump....

5/09/2020 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Not a word on fake Chicago media about shootings... WGN ABC NBC CBs missing in action
5/09/2020 12:57:00 AM

Chicago Media doesn't exist. Chicago Fake News thrives. More touchy, feely useless non sense on coloring books, more stories about mask give a ways, Hollywood stars and what they think, some dumb anchor giving us his top 10 movies, China Virus bull shit over and over and of course Fatso Gov and Larry's usual crap of blaming everyone. In the meantime the south and west siders don't care, as they continue their partying, mayhem and killing. Brown and his staff of mutts waste time on the Surge and other various meaningless initiatives. So far Brown is all but meeting the lowest expectations of all concerned. He shows up to work, makes foolish and really dumb statements, does little and gets a pay check.

Oh yes, forgot to mention he's really trying hard to finish his in-line courses in order to be certified as the real police. Hey Brownie, you could have a truck load of certificates from the State's certification mill. You will never be a Chicago Police Officer. You'll just wear a costume with medals, ribbons and gold shit on it. You will be the masquerading Supt. saying dumb shit like no more than 300 killings for 2020.

5/09/2020 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Downtown Brown will announce a plan to save Chicago and its folks as soon as Groot tells him what it is.

5/09/2020 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m sure as soon as he has police powers he will show us how it’s done. Maybe he’s gonna send in the robots to clear the corners.

5/09/2020 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whew! Good thing this lockdown is working... Lol

5/09/2020 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ralph Papa Thorson Says:

Republican Conservative Leadership is needed, from too to bottom, in Chicagoland. Chicago has dragged the rest of the State into the bottom of the toilet consistently. When will Chicago Voters ever wake up?

5/09/2020 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Josh Randall Wanted Dead or Alive Says:

Outta Town Brown is gonna be as much or even more destructive to pro-active policing here in Chicago as he was in Dallas. This summer will be a bloodbath under his Leadership, even with the Fake News and mayor Lighthead trying to cover for him. Much death awaits Chicagoland real soon.

5/09/2020 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry, Northwestern has a shit load of awards, he can get one too.

5/09/2020 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

40,000 people will be hospitalized if we don’t act decisively!
People Will Die™️ !
Covid’s 19 is causing folks to shoot one another and they ain’t got no vaccine for dat.

They’re keeping downtown shutdown and boarded up to hold down violence?
This is a hot mess and Larri 5-Phase is wigging out.
Surges, purges, hocus-pocus 5 Areas, Together We Can isn’t going to cut it.
Week1 TexCritter found right quick to be both boots deep already.
There’s no guarantee that he won’t say fuckkit’ and just not show up for work anymore.

Letting restorative justice & affordable bail run its course, not as intrusive than the Covid’s 19 and using it can shift blame elsewhere.
When the businesses and the Redline reopen the violent feral can travel about pillaging again like the good old days.

Blast off space rangers.

5/09/2020 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has the blog heard about this new surge mission crap. They have two PO‘s from each district driving around in a specific area with the lights on causing traffic problems. It’s from 1800 to approximately midnight it’s freaking stupid

5/09/2020 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With Brown brown is all you get. But it looks good to the liberal demographic race counters.

5/09/2020 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you have the virus and a bullet hole which one are they saying caused your demise.

5/09/2020 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is going to happen when the weather breaks?
And the semi voluntary home confinement ends?

The SWHTF.

Stay upwind and stay clean.

5/09/2020 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry, once the four horsemen (Brown, Preckwinkle, Groot, Foxxx) disband Narcotics, everything will go back to normal. Nothing to see here.

5/09/2020 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As if the rate of citizens being killed wasn't enough for our fearful leaders. Now they're killing the economy in Illinois.

Precwingle, Evans, Foxx, Dart, Lori, and Fatass. Chicago's very own Murder Inc.

About the only saving grace is we haven't heard from Father Pflieger or his flock lately.

5/09/2020 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the Superintendent is from the same city and county in Texas where the judge locked up the hair salon owner for not saying she was sorry for feeding her children. Liberal/Progressive/Communist thinking whatever you like. Wonder why Lightweight choose him?

5/09/2020 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if the mayor is still receiving an e-mail message informing her of every incident in which a person has been shot ?
If so, does she store them, or just delete them ?
Oh, Never Mind !













5/09/2020 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone else notice that the Hey Jackass shootings map and the city of Chicago coronavirus map are virtually identical? Same hot spots.

5/09/2020 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our new police chief seems like he is a genuine guy but he has no idea what he has stepped in by coming here. Dallas PD is run like a Swiss clock compared to Chicago PD.

5/09/2020 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ever-changing superintendent will not be able to stop the ghetto from doing what they do best. This has been going on for decades. Until a certain population change their anti-social criminal behavior that they perceive as a norm, it will continue.

5/09/2020 11:37:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Keeping the line moving despite what our leaders say.

Priceless.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/09/2020 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot wants to know if they’re practicing social distancing while letting the lead fly?

5/09/2020 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Good thing we reorganized the areas so we have faster response times to all these shootings. I made a prediction at 0300 under the flower moon. We will have a contract by the end of july.

5/09/2020 03:38:00 AM


That’s great. With father response times we can find the bodies sooner and get them into the count

5/09/2020 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Brown better come up with some new strategies. The surge isn’t working.

5/09/2020 12:32:00 AM


Impossible. There are no better strategies


5/09/2020 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The districts will have plenty of help to stop these shootings once the mass dumping out of Homan square happens next week!

5/09/2020 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M. Seiser could run this dept!

5/09/2020 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merit command staff robbing peter to pay Paul , yeah we be driving with all them lights on , in da ghetto , that’s how we stops crime .
As Sgt .Vriday would say , just the facts dummies
Everyone in Chicago and beyond now knows the name of Ahmaud Arbery. The Black jogger who was brutally murdered by 2 White men. Take a look at these numbers, especially the first full 8 days in May. Does anyone know the names of any of the 18 VICTIMS or any of the 89 shot.? Does anyone remember Treja Kelly? She along with her unborn baby was murdered because she testified against a killer. The gangs put up a $5 THOUSAND Dollar reward to have her killed. Silence. Do BLACK VICTIMS need to be slaughtered by White SKIN murderers before we wake up. Thousands of names over the years here in Chicago and except for loved ones, NOBODY seems to give a shit. WHY.
We are above average in shootings, murders for May 2020 .
Brown better pull a Jodi and clean house of Merit Command Staff . Plenty of Leaders that could do a better job wearing blue shirts or white shirt with chevrons that were passed over by the merit command staff .

5/09/2020 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Vaneko & Vanecko Crime stoppers said...

We solve all your problems

cash only please

5/09/2020 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fixed posts in 011 who are more likely than not on 3rd watch, are manned by 99 units. The powers that be now want that fixed post officer to do a bit of foot patrol each hour! The Commander and Captain who are in the district every single night drive by and check up on them.
There’s a reason there is a fixed post there- a good chance of the usual ghetto violence.
Smart idea to have the 99 unit get out and walk around. Better keep your head on a swivel- someone could snipe you and the zone would have no idea.
These asinine ideas ( fixed posts that rove and add some foot, surge, etc) are not working !
011 is truly the Titanic, and “iceberg, right ahead!”

5/09/2020 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the only way we can solve this is if we bring back merit promotions. You know, make the ones who can’t pass a test and never did any type of police work supervisors. These are the ones with the brightest ideas to solve crime.

5/09/2020 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A new Superintendent from the Lone Star State
Told The Groot: “ Once we implement the SURGE, all will be great!”
But the Planning and Execution were incoherent
The People ( and Folks) persisted in behavior abberent
And, thus Cowboy Dave sealed his Fate

5/09/2020 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down,
Just ask Brown ,
He has no class
Truth is with jackass
Blue lights on
Crime will go down

Truth lies with jackass
Week in Progress (5/3 – 5/9)
Shot & Killed: 13
Shot & Wounded: 47
Total Shot: 60
Total Homicides: 13

5/09/2020 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Using lights and/or sirens without justification is the equivalent of “The Boy Crying Wolf” so many times ( falsely) that when there actually is Wolf, no one in the village believes him! The law abiding tax paying public— the people who support you ( financially through taxes, as well as being pro- Police)— do NOT ( repeat NOT) like this blatant stupidity. Stop!

5/09/2020 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those blue light special missions certainly worked well. I wonder what he has to say about the number of shootings? I'm sure he's got a great new plan in mind (HahaHohoHehe). Wait until there is consistently warm weather, then the fun really begins. Perhaps he is now wishing he hadn't listened to his massive ego and spouted that under 300 line. How long will he last, I would bet only a couple of years or so. Then he will quit to write another book or to "have more time with his family" or find some other excuse to leave. But for now he will take the money, walk behind General Groot, speak on command and talk and say nothing just like a well trained comrade should.

All this unemployment now but have no fear the job of Contact Tracer is available in some parts of the country. This sounds like something they would do in Singapore. Is this something Groot and OneManZipCode will be doing too? What country am I living in again? Singapore has a robot dog and fleet of drones used for monitoring and enforcement of social distancing. Power mad Groot would love that. A new era in stupidity has arrived. Eventually we will see more suicides from having their world turned upside down by the likes of Boss Hog and Yoda. And more folks hooked on drugs and alcohol too (if they can still afford it without a job). I hope people wake up but I don't believe they will, folks have been sheep too long.

5/09/2020 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From now on I believe that SCC should refers to the Red Line as the Blood Line. Day after day robberies, beatings, shooting and stabbing occur on the Red Line so why not call it what it has become THE BLOOD LINE, you want to donate blood just hop on the Blood Line.

5/09/2020 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That flushing sound you hear is the city going down the shifter. Fatso and Midget have their hands on the lever and are smiling and laughing while they flush, life as you knew it, away. Hope you all remember the good old days of when you were free, because you acquiesced to their orders and gave up your Constitutional freedoms and they will never let you have them back. I live in a Red state where freedom is still alive, suggest you think about getting out before they come up with a new "Leaving The State For Good Fee". First thing will be a very high property transfer tax in the order of 10-15% of property value, they will "allow" to recoup 1/2 of the transfer tax if you buy in state within 2 months. UHaul and all the other truck rental agencies will be charged a $500fee if truck leaves the state borders and moving companies will be charged an $2500 out of state moving fee

5/09/2020 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The county board wants Trump to invoke the war production act to speed up the production of electronic monitoring devices and ankle bracelets due the shortage for the impoverished,underserved and marginalized criminals.

5/09/2020 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t think it’s anyone’s fault that a certain demographic is killing each other, except those doing the killing. It’s not the job of the police to prevent killings. This is an impossibility. If someone wants to go to kill someone on a street corner, at a park, etc. there’s nothing police can do. We can’t occupy every square foot of space in the black community. And we shouldn’t. It’s up to people to not kill each other. There isn’t a man or woman in the world that will be the superintendent that stops black on black crime. It’s up to them to fix their own community. They don’t want us as to be there acting like animal handlers and wardens, and we shouldn’t be; we are not those things, and they are human despite their inhumane acts. Just respond to calls. The proactive part needs to be up to those who want change. Many don’t. Respect their choice to live a life of violence and crime. The ones who don’t want that lifestyle, I assure you, find ways out. They move. God bless them.

5/09/2020 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cato is no better. These stupid blue light missions are ridiculous and illegal. Having police vehicles ride around with their lights on (sometimes lights and sirens)and not going to any sort of emergency. Vehicles are constantly thinking they are getting pulled over. I wish these citizen vehicles would crash into parked cars as a result of the blue light patrols. Then what? Who’s gonna explain that? 

Foot patrols every hour by beat cars...STUPID!!! Don’t beat cars have enough paper jobs and calls for service to keep them busy in between shootings, gas, and lunch?

Public safety information/seatbelt missions are stupid too. Let’s get close to people who could potentially have Covid-19 and hand them information about social distancing and staying home. If they are out and about they are obviously not following any of the “suggestions” by the Fatass Governor or Mayor. So this magic paper is going to make these people realize they should stay home?.

Oh...and NO OT!

5/09/2020 02:22:00 AM

Not disagreeing with the stupidity of driving around with lights and sirens on, but if someone crashes into a parked car because of lights and sirens, they shouldn't be driving in the first place. I've had all kinds of police and fire vehicles drive past me at all kinds of different speeds, with or without emergency equipment activated, and never once have I hit a parked car or anything else. People are stupid and can't drive for shit. If they crash, it's their fault, unless a police car smashes into them or otherwise forces them to swerve into something. Lights and sirens shouldn't make someone crash.

5/09/2020 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 shot 3 dead!! Hey they are leaning to shoot to kill!!

Lets try for 50% kill rate, We know you can do it.

5/09/2020 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
Your Interim Ain't My Interim
Dr. Erica Pan, Interim Alameda County Health Dept.
Chief has pissed off Elon Musk, with Musk saying he is
out of Freemont. He plans to move the factory to Texas
or Nevada. And this is all over the My Corona shutdown.
Something about Elon ain't too bright.

5/09/2020 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He came North to Chicago, riding tall in the Saddle
Against the Gangsters and Thugs and Punks and Hoodlums, he prepared to do Battle
His efforts ended in a FLOP
He should have remained a Dallas COP
Because he was ALL Talk and NO Cattle

5/09/2020 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Don't worry, the brass's "blue light missions" where coppers drive up and down the street with Mars lights on is gonna put a stop to this tomfoolery!

5/09/2020 12:30:00 AM

You’re showing your age with “Mars lights”
Do they still call them that?
Retired wheel gun guy.

5/09/2020 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well seeing as how he cut overtime to the detectives and to the units designed to be proactive- there are a LOT of disgruntled detectives and coppers who refuse to do anything.

Brown wants to fuck with the troops, he ain’t seen fetal yet.
He just turned even some of the hardest grinding dics and cops into angry and disgruntled DOGS.
You should hear the talk at the areas, not a fucking thing is being done, and everyone stops what they are doing and leaves right at checkoff.

Going to be a bloody summer, be safe all!

5/09/2020 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Counting down the days until retirement and heading to a red state for the remainder of my life. This place sucks!

5/09/2020 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon @ 8:15, RE Marquette Park around 50+ years ago

Yes, the park was a fine place to go in those days!

5/09/2020 08:16:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Has anyone dealt with Moonshot Brown yet? I would like to know how he interacts with The Blue Force.

5/09/2020 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With the high crime rate why does anyone want to live in this city?

5/09/2020 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The self cleaning oven is still on pre-heat.

5/09/2020 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a White Officer live in 016, work on the Northside and along with 016th Dist Officers I’m told to report to 011 for a “Surge.” So defying my bid to a decent district and with nothing but a cheap knockoff Chinese mask I’m told to push Black citizens into their residences and then read in the newspapers that I am targeting Black citizens. Meanwhile the areas of focus are owned by...Black Police Supervisors! Where is the news media?

5/09/2020 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If everyone hates the idea of surge or fixed posts, what options does 011 have?....realistically cause everyone says let them take each other out or napalm the district Everyone is quick with that's dumb. well let's see how smart you are, what's your ideas
DS

5/09/2020 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is needed is some Good Samaritans dropping off care packages of ammo around these trouble spots. The sooner the scumbags get offed, the sooner things will take a turn for the better. Just stay clear of the area. Assess the situation before rushing in. You’re on your own so you better cover your own asses. Nobody wants Brown and LaGruta knocking on your door to deliver a death notice.

5/09/2020 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Cato is no better. These stupid blue light missions are ridiculous and illegal. Having police vehicles ride around with their lights on (sometimes lights and sirens)and not going to any sort of emergency. Vehicles are constantly thinking they are getting pulled over. I wish these citizen vehicles would crash into parked cars as a result of the blue light patrols. Then what? Who’s gonna explain that?

Foot patrols every hour by beat cars...STUPID!!! Don’t beat cars have enough paper jobs and calls for service to keep them busy in between shootings, gas, and lunch?

Public safety information/seatbelt missions are stupid too. Let’s get close to people who could potentially have Covid-19 and hand them information about social distancing and staying home. If they are out and about they are obviously not following any of the “suggestions” by the Fatass Governor or Mayor. So this magic paper is going to make these people realize they should stay home?.

Oh...and NO OT!

5/09/2020 02:22:00 AM

Not disagreeing with the stupidity of driving around with lights and sirens on, but if someone crashes into a parked car because of lights and sirens, they shouldn't be driving in the first place. I've had all kinds of police and fire vehicles drive past me at all kinds of different speeds, with or without emergency equipment activated, and never once have I hit a parked car or anything else. People are stupid and can't drive for shit. If they crash, it's their fault, unless a police car smashes into them or otherwise forces them to swerve into something. Lights and sirens shouldn't make someone crash.

5/09/2020 03:26:00 PM

Don't think for one second you would be spared or indemnified should the squad car be listed in BOX 1 as a non-contact vehicle responsible the crash. Should it be a fatal accident you best believe you're receiving a shitload of tickets too, and rightfully so! But I'm sure Cato would have your back during these trying times. For sure.

5/09/2020 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like hit’em where they ain’t. Only in this case it’s shoot’em where we ain’t.

5/09/2020 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m confused, why did Groot’s wife or whoever she was pass out flowers to the “Mothers” during a 3rd watch toll call in 011?
And why were 96 percent of them from the front office?
That was nice. Large roll call standing around for this nonsense. Made me want to puke.
Thanks for the showing of appreciation to the officers those who are actually outside working in that shithole.
Gimme a fucking break . You go home!

5/09/2020 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Texas Toon!!... I like it!!

5/09/2020 10:44:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Channel 7 mentioned that seven Officers were injured in the South Loop Saturday, 5/9. Hope all Officers concerned are ok. Probably more of Groot's folks out for an innocent, lovely weekend stroll.

5/09/2020 11:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Live Facebook Steam On Saturday Afternoon Around 4:00 Pm, Mayor Lightfoot & Ja’Mel Green Keeping It Real To The
Residents Of The South & Westside Of Chicago During This Virus Crises. It Reminded Me Of My Grandparents Stories
Of How President Franklin D. Roosevelt Would Speak On Radio During His Fireside Chats Encouraging The County During WW2. This Chip & Dale Cartoon Act Offered This Encouragement: If You Be Out Acting The Fool, The Police Are Going To Write You A Ticket Cause I Told Them To And Don’t Be Shooting At Each Other, The Hospitals Are To Busy And Don’t Have Time For That Hole In Your Skull.

5/09/2020 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...





Pres JCat We Need a Contract and Retro by Summer!!!!
Now get to Work Lets see some action

5/09/2020 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
Your Interim Ain't My Interim
Dr. Erica Pan, Interim Alameda County Health Dept.
Chief has pissed off Elon Musk, with Musk saying he is
out of Freemont. He plans to move the factory to Texas
or Nevada. And this is all over the My Corona shutdown.
Something about Elon ain't too bright.

5/09/2020 05:14:00 PM

You’re judging Elon Musk, probably one of the most successful and brightest men on this planet. His net worth is $40 Billion dollars and Tesla stock is over $800 a share. Let’s not forget about SpaceX, Elon’s aerospace company that will one day surpass NASA.
You sound like one of these tier 2 clowns with 30 seconds on the job. I see a merit spot in your future.

5/09/2020 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats JC. That ticket was full of working police, except for Florez and DeSanti. May your team have good luck in these tough times. John please listen to them other guys please.

5/09/2020 01:46:00 AM

Working Police? You have got to fucking kidding me!!!

Greg Bella spent more than 70% of his career "working" inside at the FOP
Fernado spends 100% of his time drinkning.
Jacsavitch, worse detective there possibly ever was.
John Capperilli also spent 70% of his career "working" inside the FOP and was even dumped out of the office twice for NOT doing work.
Brock Merck should be psyched along with John

At the end of the day I wish them all well and the best but do not call them the working police. That is an insult to all the coppers who actually do the work every day

____________________________________________________
*FOP a SCAM Pyramid Scheme $$$ for Top Officers

Your Dues get US Nothing We pay thousands over a 20yr career for Zero (fishing Derby)

Im Opting OUT

5/09/2020 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merit command staff robbing peter to pay Paul , yeah we be driving with all them lights on , in da ghetto , that’s how we stops crime .
As Sgt .Vriday would say , just the facts dummies
Everyone in Chicago and beyond now knows the name of Ahmaud Arbery. The Black jogger who was brutally murdered by 2 White men. Take a look at these numbers, especially the first full 8 days in May. Does anyone know the names of any of the 18 VICTIMS or any of the 89 shot.? Does anyone remember Treja Kelly? She along with her unborn baby was murdered because she testified against a killer. The gangs put up a $5 THOUSAND Dollar reward to have her killed. Silence. Do BLACK VICTIMS need to be slaughtered by White SKIN murderers before we wake up. Thousands of names over the years here in Chicago and except for loved ones, NOBODY seems to give a shit. WHY.
We are above average in shootings, murders for May 2020 .
Brown better pull a Jodi and clean house of Merit Command Staff . Plenty of Leaders that could do a better job wearing blue shirts or white shirt with chevrons that were passed over by the merit command staff .

5/09/2020 12:34:00 PM

They are easily led. Everything is racist today, no one wants to talk about black on black crime. It's always someone else's fault. The narrative remains the same, None of that is going to change.

Brown is a SJW and will expand the merit joke, he is all for it. He may add his new favorites to the mix, the folks that see him as the all knowing one and stroke his big Texas sized ego. He's off to a great start, putting his Texas sized boot in his mouth with that under 300 line.

5/10/2020 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Outta Town Brown.

5/09/2020 09:30:00 AM

I like it! It is the best one yet!

I hope whomever keeps trying to resurrect Downtown Brown likes it, too. The one, the only, Chicago Downtown Ernie Brown is dead and gone.

We now have Outta Town Brown!

OTB for short?

5/10/2020 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

any of the dead have the covid?

5/10/2020 02:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News Flash: on the bright side, forensic evidence shows 80 percent of the shootings occurred from a distance of 6 feet or greater. See. The community is practicing social distancing in their own special way

5/10/2020 05:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City Hall is stupid and fail to realize the narcotic epidemic that has plagued our city. It’s not a gang war, the fight is over drug revenue and making money. Gangbangers don’t work they sell drugs this is how they make their money to buy the fancy cars and expensive gym shoes and brand name clothes. 100% bodies will drop. Dismantling their gangs will slow down the drug sales and stop the homicides. Half of city hall and the mayors staff can’t pass a drug screening.

5/10/2020 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to Chi-Raq, if the Corona virus outbreak doesn't kill you, you will be shot or killed in Chicago !!!!

5/10/2020 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's lives matter?

NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.

5/10/2020 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5/10/2020 01:49:00 AM

OTB! I like it, its perfect!

5/10/2020 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"any of the dead have the covid?"

no, just lead poisoning

5/10/2020 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Brown better pull a Jodi and clean house of Merit Command Staff . Plenty of Leaders that could do a better job wearing blue shirts or white shirt with chevrons that were passed over by the merit command staff ."


haha, no way this'll happen

5/10/2020 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Has the blog heard about this new surge mission crap. They have two PO‘s from each district driving around in a specific area with the lights on causing traffic problems. It’s from 1800 to approximately midnight it’s freaking stupid"


*** few years back, they (CPD) asked us to do that on the dan and eike.... uhhh what? no thanks, not doing that unless needed to for a call per policy.

5/10/2020 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He how long it takes for him to become “I’m outta here Brown”.

5/10/2020 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“... live in 016, work on the Northside and along with 016th Dist Officers I’m told to report to 011 for a “Surge.” So defying my bid to a decent district...read in the newspapers that I am targeting Black citizens. Meanwhile the areas of focus are owned by...Black Police Supervisors! Where is the news media?} @ 5/09/2020 09:21:00 PM

– kind of reminded me of working CHA Spec Emp over 10 years ago. The 018 multi merit DC wanted us to continually shag the residents from sitting in front of their low rise apartments on Cambridge, it was the original social distancing. In fact, he had the S/E car sit there 24/7 and yet the feral still managed to get a few shots off every now and then. Put many in harms way [for time and a half] all because that DC wanted a good Compstat hearing. I do believe he eventually got bumped up a rank too.

These daily details bite when they don’t pay or provide incentives and extras. Many a seasoned had to do shit details because of being on a shit list or they’re not watch favorites or tender crybabies. Any detail can irritate the misbehaving local gentry by the mere presence of a hands-off authority.
So...Work smart, ain’t no relaxin in the ghetto.

5/10/2020 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, back in the war room, Downtown Davie Brown is "re-calibrating" his projections, ala Obama style. "What I really meant was until the end of May", "you Trump motherfuckers misrepresented my words".

I could just see the bobble heads at the meeting bobbing up and down when he asked, "can we keep it under 300 for 2020"? While bobbling They were all thinking, "just 4 more months until I reach my 4 year rank and I can get the fuck outta here".

Meanwhile, when he's not figuring out how much dark energy is in the Galactic wastes Davey has started to figure out we dont much give a shit what the numbers are. Unless its an 18% number and it comes with pictures of Ben Franklin on it.

Your a sharp one Davey. You'll do well here.

5/10/2020 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the Moon! Alice, To the Moon!

Pow! Right in the kisser!

5/10/2020 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I am a White Officer live in 016, work on the Northside and along with 016th Dist Officers I’m told to report to 011 for a “Surge.” So defying my bid to a decent district and with nothing but a cheap knockoff Chinese mask I’m told to push Black citizens into their residences and then read in the newspapers that I am targeting Black citizens. Meanwhile the areas of focus are owned by...Black Police Supervisors! Where is the news media?

Why are they even sending you ? If you had time to bid into 016 you should have more than enough seniority not to be sent to 011. There’s plenty of young officers in 016

5/10/2020 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HeyJackass should do "Social Distancing arrests v. Homicides solved". Just to show the taxpayers the bang they are getting for their buck.

5/10/2020 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Chicago we have the best performing murderers. They seek and destroy.

5/10/2020 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey does anyone know what next years "Crime Increase" Ribbon is going to look like?
I'm hoping it's got that mean Groot photo embedded in it. Now THAT would look awesome on my ribbon board!!!!

5/10/2020 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Live led long enough to have heard it all. Man claims he shot a16 year old because he “mean mugged” his son. How and where do these people of color come up with this shit. Gonna be hard for his attorney to keep a straight face when he tells the jury it was self defense because his son was “mean mugged”. Hoping for a not guilty verdict because of mean mugging. Go Fuck yourself you stupid POE. Bet the dad was a CPS alum.

5/10/2020 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Ralph Papa Thorson Says:

Republican Conservative Leadership is needed, from too to bottom, in Chicagoland. Chicago has dragged the rest of the State into the bottom of the toilet consistently. When will Chicago Voters ever wake up?
5/09/2020 09:22:00 AM
==================================

Never

5/10/2020 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...

Not a word on fake Chicago media about shootings... WGN ABC NBC CBs missing in action
5/09/2020 12:57:00 AM

……………………………………………………………………………………..
Did you expect anything different? Unless they can blame it on Trump, they aren't going to report it. Plus they are more interested in that shooting in GA than the 65 shootings in Chicago. I wonder why?
5/09/2020 05:14:00 AM

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The Media views the lives of the Community as a cheap commodity that is a multiple daily occurrence. Increasing Black on Black murders and shootings make the mayor and Dallas Brown look real bad. Media focuses on China Virus and nonsense about masks. There's more free give a way masks on the south and west side than felons freed from county jail. Well almost.

Groot is getting fatter from her nervous eating habit, just trying to bull shit and intimidate us with her over reach about her lock down. Get a coat the fits. You look frumpy and dumpy with your cheap boys suits. Try XL boys or look for husky sizes too.

The carefully scripted questions during Groot's propaganda briefings never ask about murder and mayhem in Crazy Town. The Media got their nuts cut off by the midget, after asking about her bogus hair cut, they don't ask any thing tough or embarrassing anymore.

5/10/2020 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Superintendent Brown is an intelligent 🤓 qualified police officer. He will eliminate the rank of Captain and Inspector by 2021 .
He will not be allowed to reduce the number of unqualified merit command staff.

5/11/2020 01:12:00 PM  

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