Monday, June 22, 2020

Happy New Year!!!

Brown said he was going to shoot (pun intended) for under 300 murders this year. So either he's a liar and a fool....or it's 2021 already. Trust us, we're more than willing to put 2020 in the rearview mirror.

As of this writing, number 300 was on the board, and so was number 301, and there were still hours left, so the final tally may still climb.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s the invisible man!!! This guy is the poster child for ghost patrolling. ☠️

6/22/2020 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice work Urkel. You ain’t in Texas bitch! We have a special kind of stupid here! Sorry, I have to go prepare for the march/riot/looting for that 3 year old that was executed... oh wait, I forgot, that is acceptable behavior in Chicago.

6/22/2020 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many of us thought we would hit 300 on the Fourth of July weekend, not June 21?

6/22/2020 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow those are some numbers. Looking at the 30 day trend 437 wounded 103 killed. 103/30 is 3.43 per day. I guess that’s what happens when your forced to play catch and release. Stay safe out there!

6/22/2020 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See ya Tex

6/22/2020 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ignorant projection, by an ignorant man. But what does he really care ?!?!

He's still collecting a very hefty salary no matter what happens and he has many built-in excuses from the effects of people being trapped inside due to the SCAMdemic, to the nationalized killings of black offenders, to the groot not providing enough resources or giving him the autonomy which is needed to run a department

Looks like he might take that parachute sooner than planned and then God help us.
His abrupt departure could lead to the undeserving promotion of barb west and in turn, brownie's elbow bumping buddy noted liberal margolis and other of her ilk. Here comes a tidal wave of never-been-the-police liberal lemmings to the command staff !!!

6/22/2020 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is just waiting for time to clock so he rings up another pension — he is only here to fire cops when needed

6/22/2020 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bye superintendent! And Fuck you froggy!

6/22/2020 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Brown, this aint Dallas, 500 maybe? 600? Will Brown survive 2020?

6/22/2020 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown this is Chicago not Easter Island! Chicago brings it! Don’t go away mad, just take the money and run like the rest of the out of town Superintendent’s.

6/22/2020 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Concerned citizen here not police. Shooting at Cozy Corner old Sally's Waffle House around Harlem and Higgins. Apparently started at TBK taco burrito king. Any details please advise? Anyone else wonder if TBK are a front? Money laundering perhaps? From Harlem and Higgins to Harlem and Irving there's several more TBKs . That seems strange there'd be so many within close range on same street. They have several other locations as well. Teasers bar on Higgins east of Harlem is bad news has been for years. If an establishment that serves alcoholic beverages has numerous accounts of fighting stabbings etc wth is it still given 0400 liquor license? When shootings are now happening around Harlem and Higgins it's time to gtfoh. Thank you police for all you do these are horrible times and horrific working conditions. Please know there's plenty of citizens who love and appreciate you especially in 16th district. Sad when I was growing up in Portage Park and Jefferson Park areas 16 was commonly referred to by CPD as God's Country. Now it seems it's just another area like rest of shitty

6/22/2020 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its all good from here on out. Brown holds the line at three hundred. We be at 300 today, give or take. [mostly give]
So no more down cause black lives matter. Yo.

6/22/2020 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As this Foreigner Texas Brown stands before the gaping hole in the ground. He is met by a forceful foot to the chest, a loud thundering voice states, "this is C-h-i-c-a-g-o!!!
And Texas Brown falls wearing his Chaps with no underwear into the darkened abyss!

6/22/2020 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Big Mouth from Down South.
That shit don't play up here, man.
Our Chief is not grounded in reality.
Expect sparks from the fifth floor Monday morning.

6/22/2020 03:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ruby Red Slippers for a reason, Davie Boy.
We got blood in the streets now and 300 done come & gone.
They could use your ass in Hollywood or Washington D.C.
Jobs go begging for docents.

6/22/2020 03:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He meant the state FISCAL year. That ends 30 JUN.

He did pretty well!

6/22/2020 03:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like he got pop rivets in his loincloth.
An early form of Levi's?
Another spooky thing. Scramble the letters in 'Levi's' and
you get ELVIS. Call Coast to Coast.

6/22/2020 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well....Texas produced LBJ. So there you are.

Once it was a great state, back when the Ranger's rode in posse's.

6/22/2020 04:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bubba Wallace needs a gofer.
Zoom-Zoom, Dave. Big Money David Brown.

6/22/2020 04:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reading, writing and arithmetic OR as CPS calls it ... "MATH" are not his strong suits

6/22/2020 04:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the bright side the city budget director wants to thAnk the community for all the future welfare money saved this next budget period. The funeral directors association echos the Budget Directors thanks. 2020 shaping up to be a record year for the community funeral directors. Well done folks. Keep the hammer down and 650 plus is achievable.

6/22/2020 04:49:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

you have to give this texas nohorn a bit of a break.

bet he gets his own 300 by end of summer.

6/22/2020 05:08:00 AM  
Blogger neilgoldman said...

That. Is fucking funny.

6/22/2020 05:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Considering that the Chief of Police does not control the gang bangers intent on murdering each other, how stupid is it for Brown to make claims regarding keeping the number of murders down? If it was up to the police there would be NO murders. Unfortunately it is up to the individuals who make the choice to commit crimes, including murder.

6/22/2020 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tirado will likely get FDS, Cato Chief of Patrol (or whatever they’re calling it these days).

6/22/2020 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Dave,

We saw you make comments on the news about keeping violent criminals in jail and fixing the home monitoring program.

Have you met Foxx, Evans, and Dart?

300 was an easy number to shoot for. Give us a real challenge and we will make you proud.

Happy Fathers Day!


The Animals of Chicago

6/22/2020 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least Fat Head Ed was very visible. With Moonshot there has been a Brownout. Where is this guy?

6/22/2020 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I were Brown I'd leave. Groot is unstable.
She's micromanaging and making the shit sandwich. Democrats are in control of our major cities and look at the mess that they've created. What's it going to take for people to wake the fk up? I guess the Dems want all of America to look like our major cities. Prepare people for the inevitable. You know what I'm talking about.

6/22/2020 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Code brown coming on the 5th floor of the pimp palace. Moondawg, I hope you are not allergic to wet slimy amphibians because you are about to be kissed by the frog princess and turned into a toad.

6/22/2020 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, we keep hearing from everywhere about BLM, I guess it doesn't matter to them

6/22/2020 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet another reason to lift residency.

6/22/2020 07:45:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

How many of Chicago's media will hold him accountable for his self-serving (much heralded) statement?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/22/2020 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture sucks. I happen to know that the Spartans weren't WOKE, kneeling pussies. Fuck that guy.

6/22/2020 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC you misunderstood Brown Nose.
He was talking about 6 month totals when he said 300 and he missed it by this much!

You’re not in Dallas anymore Brown Nose!

6/22/2020 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure it will be explained away as "misquoted" or "taken out of context"

I heard a snippet of his press conference Sunday; same BS but no plan of action. I guess Groot hasn't given him the plan yet.

Perhaps the snowflake on the front page of the Sun Times a few weeks ago who was photographed lecturing two veteran Black cops on what it is like to be Black has a plan

Do I hear 200 shot for 4th of July?

6/22/2020 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 minors among 102 shot, 14 fatally, as citywide gun violence spikes over Father’s Day weekend. One killed was a 3yr old. Having grown up in the Austin district in grade school some 60 years ago with fond memories, I see the horrible incompetents of lori lighfoot and her stupid racial staff and how this has de-evolved. The only thing I can say to you and all corrupt democrats who have done nothing for the blacks, I say Fuck you groot and all you stand for.

6/22/2020 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy had no idea what he was walking into. Bring back Charlie Beck before its too late.

6/22/2020 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looking at the locations of the shootings and Homicides, if the City could chop the 011th and 015th Districts out of the City and make them unincorporated Counties,the numbers would not look so bad.Well,maybe they would look a little bad.

6/22/2020 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saying that Chicago was going to have under 300 homicides is like saying 2+2=6.789

6/22/2020 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democrat=Epic Fail

6/22/2020 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Over 900 by Nob 3rd

6/22/2020 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is way over his head.

6/22/2020 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Hey Jackass 30 Day Stupidity Tread graph looks like a 6 Flags roller coaster design plan. A couple of steep banks and twisting and we got at real Space Mountain.
Buckle up and Blast Off Brownie (BUBOB).

The Right Man for the Right Time...
SpecialEd was able to tally more murders on his 3-1/2 yr stint than the last three superintendents combined.
Hashed Brown already topped SpecialEd’s record for a single month in May. June will put him on pace to make the ‘The 500’ for five consecutive years, possibility for the first 600 or 700 since the mid ‘90’s when there was a +900.

The April Fool...
“Mayor Lightfoot has touted his 40 years of law enforcement experience as one of the many reasons Brown was her top choice” "We are Chicago, and we deserve the best. And in this time, for this moment, David Brown is the absolute best," she said.

“...(She came) blood in the streets in the town of Chicago...”
Peace Frog - The Doors.
Morrison Hotel, 1970 Elektra Records

Ball’head angry toad gonna open that tall can of whoop-ass.
Blame the police campaign to commence.

Stay Fetal, it’s not your city to save. Not for Larri.

It’s Always Sunny In Sanctuary City.

6/22/2020 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was the warmest NYE ever!

6/22/2020 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think all the exempts and revrunds should be going door to door begging the offenders to put the guns down! Oh wait, I think Father Flaker tried that.

6/22/2020 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dammit already!! This violence and killing is not having an uptick,it is steadily climbing for fucks sake you piece of shit media,it's a National disaster brought on by the politicians and "leaders". Fuck bolton's book,fuck the ramp,fuck the rally.There is s fucking blood bath going on across the USA.

6/22/2020 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy Brown never had a chance. I’m not saying he would do any good but he never had a chance. You have an entire Exempt Staff that are incompetent at best. A Mayor who is woefully unqualified for the Office, petulant, hateful, and a micromanaging police hating socialist. A city where crime and violence go unchecked and is out of control. A States Attorney who is an advocate for the criminals and a Sheriff who lets offenders out of jail. Who could succeed at the helm of the CPD? Hey Brownie, leave now while you can still salvage your reputation and your chances of having a future career in law enforcement. If you stay, Lightfoot will destroy you beyond recognition.

6/22/2020 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm Emmanuel "Murder Mayor"
Laurie Lightfoot "Hold my beer"

6/22/2020 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He will backtrack and say that the 300 is from when he started to the end of the year.

6/22/2020 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no chance that he will recover.
He spent too much time at city hall and not enough time at roll calls. There is not one police officer who will ever trust him.
He stripped officers and blasted the command staff, but had Spencer stick up for him, yet Spencer has 7 shootings today. Spencer should have been dumped a year ago.
The city is in for the worst summer in history because of failed leadership.

6/22/2020 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He can claim "new math", that his intended projection excluded gang-related shootings. Bingo! He'll easily achieve his stated goal of 300 deaths, to clarify that gang-related deaths are "self-inflicted", in a manner of speaking, due to "life-style choices". It's all in the spin.

Now the person with the REAL PROBLEM is Lightfoot. She's lost the black vote, lost the brown vote, despite her constant pandering to "black and brown peoples of chicago", and the white vote may be sufficiently pissed-off about the Covid lockdown of lakefront and the subsequent crime-rate spike now in Green Zone Chicago (north-side lakfront districts, where Lori's original voter base lives). However, there are rumblings that Biden will pick a black woman as his VP choice, and his narrow options do give Lightfoot a chance, sort of like what Rahm had hoped for (springboard from mayor to Clinton's VP-choice, before Laquan McDonald squashed those aspirations). I think this is why Lightfoot keeps trumpeting her SJW credentials and pumping-up his national profile. But being a headliner in Zero Hedge for "most murders in a weekend" aren't the right kind of press, right?

6/22/2020 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awaiting comments from Keesing Bandit on muscular young Greeks, oiled bodies glistening in the Mediterranean ( Aegean?) sun, clad in leather....

All I can say is that this may be an appropriate uniform in Dallas, given heat/ humidity

6/22/2020 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add two more homicides at 86/wood today around noon.

6/22/2020 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has to be great for the hospital and funeral home/casket business.

6/22/2020 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown Nose was quoted as saying “ Well what had happened was.......

6/22/2020 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wet week coming up. Shootings will be down along with other crimes. Supervisors will still pull missions and claim it was their efforts that decreased crime. Around and around we go.

6/22/2020 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous IT DOESNT MATTER WHO... said...

He's an outsider has-been who was only brought in for his yes-man(ma'am) capability. These politicians do not want anyone who can do the job, they want people who will do what they are told without exception or question. This mayor purchased a figurehead, that's all. It doesn't matter who was/is in the superintendant spot, Dallas Davd, Fat head, McCarthy, Weis, Hilliard-- insider or outsider-- the same result would occur under these same conditions. Dave came in useless, already washed up, without any knowledge or abilities, but those qualities were purchased with intent. Until we get a Superintendent capable of, or allowed to have independant thought and action, without political interference, the same will recur time after time. The violence, carnage and mayhem will continue until we, as the police are allowed to police. But that will only change at the hands of the citizens once they get fed up enough, or scared enough and realize enough is enough. Progressive agendas will take a side chair when fear and reality reach their personal doorstep. Until then, we are doomed to repeat the failures of today, and yesterday-- and tomorrow until the reckoning awakens. Unfortunately, many think the reckoning is destined for us, the police and criminal justice system, but while some change or modifications are necessary in both, the greatest change is needed in the progressive, ultra liberal, SJW mindset. Until it does, hunker down, protect yourself personally and professionally, protect your families and police like they have been demanding. That's the only way to survive the current climate. Write good paper, document everything, dot your Is and cross your Ts, (stop blowing off paper and document the actual crime conditions within the community you work), and recored everything on your BWC and ICC. Right now, the video is your most important tool so use it.

6/22/2020 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is lucky they are such bad shots. With over one hundred shot in one weekend there could have been 30-40 dead. CPS needs to start marksmanship classes this next school year. Get that kill ratio up and think about how much city will save in welfare payments over the next 10 years. Well over $100,000,000 with and luck at all.

6/22/2020 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor floating around south side that mayor fired Supt tonight. Anyone confirm?

6/22/2020 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He has a look on his face like, Now what the fuck do I do.

6/22/2020 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Steve said...

Why is Brown still in town? He should take his boots out of storage and walk back to Texas in shame!

6/22/2020 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Rumor floating around south side that mayor fired Supt tonight. Anyone confirm?

6/22/2020 08:33:00 PM

100% true. Also, I have this bridge that’s for sale....

6/22/2020 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Browneye, boots and saddles hoooo, time to go back to big horn country.

6/23/2020 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This fuck JaMal Green had his little protest in front of headquarters today and said "You don't get peace when you leave people without an economy". Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't these people just burn down and loot their own neighborhoods when there was an economy going. Fuck you JaMal you piece of shit. Can't wait til your in the weekend numbers

6/23/2020 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy doesn't have a clue. Once again another bargain basement find for superintendent. You mean you can't find anyone qualified within the department to steer this sinking ship?

6/23/2020 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know CAPS when first started did work because we had proper staffing levels and time to interact with citizens instead of now 911 backlogs and running job to job. Then CAPS turned into party and gift giving entity instead of sitting down and finding solutions to crime and disorder problems in the communities. So until we get up to proper staffing levels and focus on the main goal of CAPS its not going to succeed.

6/23/2020 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brownie’s ‘smart’ glasses crack me up every time!

6/24/2020 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you thought special ed was bad😂

6/26/2020 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Technically, the economy was still tanked from COVID-19, when the riots and lootings occurred. Flying bullets, murders and robberies destroy(ed) businesses. Ja'Mal should discuss that. 😭💀

6/28/2020 04:17:00 PM  

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