This Made Us Chuckle
And lately, it's been pretty hard to find a laugh:
- OT - "Big Ern" Cato put a blanket CR on the mounted unit. During the rioting in 011 he was screaming on the radio that the mounted units were just standing at the intersections and not actively engaging the rioters. When the chief arrived he explained that the blue traffic "horses" are design to block of streets and are not part of the mounted unit and are not to be ridden by police officers.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
69 Comments:
Cato, you is a plum fool!!!!!!
youre kidding OMG
"Big Ern" is right. He "earned" his entire net worth@CPD.
As a supervisor who was taking orders from that imbecile, I can say first hand that Cato is clueless. He was putting officers in dangerous situations unnecessarily, the stores were already looted, that ground had been lost. He kept pushing officers into an alley where the rioters had access debris from torn down buildings. More than enough rocks, bricks and bottles to last them for a week. He appeared to be giving orders just so he could give the illusion that he was doing something. And what he was doing was idiotic. Exactly what battle field training does he have? What tactical training does he have? Merit promotions don't imbue you with magical strategic abilities. This village idiot needs to be run out of town, maybe he should apply to Atlanta, I hear they need a new chief, he certainly fits the demographic and mindset that the animals want. I haven't seen this level of incompetence in my entire career.
No!
We are fucked!
Yes!
Concerned Citizen here
OFF TOPIC
I am sorry to add to the weight of your kit.
You need to add a pouch to carry a personal fire extinguisher.
Pendejo.
Now that is good!! I needed that laugh. Thank you to these coppers that make me laugh day in and day out.
O M G too funny! Hilarious
I worked for some stupid bosses, but this one wins, hands down.
Only the best and brightest! (LOL)
Okay, this may sound stupid, but I'm not from Chicago.
What's a "Blue traffic 'horse'"?
I assume it's some kind of a barrier that a man would have to be a fool to think an officer could ride...
Not surprised, but really? Wow. Damn blue horses are lazy as fuck. Blue flu I bet. Get me the fuck out of here.
Big Ern - that says it all.
Personal piggy banks, big paychecks, fat jowels.
Man sure loves him some horseshit.
Hi Ho Silver!!!!!!!!!!! Another White Shit Genius
When the papers say 3 finalists were picked, they mean
to say A finalist was chosen and we got 2 bookends to
make shit look good. It's called a 'Tombstone Announcement'
to fulfill legal obligations. That way it looks like it was a 3-way
race. But that shit happens everywhere.
It is extremely hard to properly deploy a horse unit when you are still just a Jackass.
Can I at least pet the blue horse?
Are you seroius?!?!?!?!?! You mean those blues horses are not real??? WTF!!! All these years I thought and always would tell the tourists, "have you had a chance to see our Horses" ? If you look around, while visiting our city, you'll see them everywhere.........DAM !!! HOW DID i MISS THAT?.........lol
The horses are smarter than the leadership of the CPD and the city.
Lololololol. Oh yes it does!
I've ridden a few of those wooden horses in my time. I'm not proud of that. It is a result of too many of my famous white wine spritzers.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
I heard from Officers on scene of the protesting where Cato jumped out in front of that truck while it was trying to turn off & avoid the protesters route. Cato jumped in front of the truck then screamed like a little girl to have the driver arrested. Officers seen you throw yourself in front of the truck, it was your fault and you put a case on that innocent man. I hope there's no code of silence & you get exposed for ruining a working man's life.... F - U Cato
Cato can barely talk , merit hack .
Is that for real ?
Eddy King, I am grateful for the time I worked under your leadership in Area 4. Cato...what a horses ass!
“are design to block of “
are designed to block off”.
Too many back to back twelves and no days off.
And he will probably be the next 1st Deputy.
Aunt Jemima brand to change name and remove image from packaging in move toward ‘racial equality’
No.No.No!!!! Say it ain't true!!!
Boy, you Police sure work for JagOff,s
THAT IS AWESOME. But, probably pretty accurate.
Not bad for being a Sgt about 4 years ago.
To quote Captain Miller in Saving Private Ryan, "That's disconcerting" ...
can chicago hit 300 by June 23
And brownie is leaving them all in their positions until they decide to retire and when they retire, they will take a big portion of this dwindling pension fund and go on and get another six-figure job running or should I say ruining another police department just like they’ve ruined Chicago Police Department Anthony what you said is totally unconscionable against the police you’re an idiot you actually lied and follow delay hang your head put it down just resigned.
You’re only as good as your leadership...
You can’t make this stupid shit up.......
This “very qualified merit leader” insisting that traffic barricades
be called into action?
Talk about putting syrup on shit and calling it pancakes!
(Which, by the way, will no longer be known under the name/photo of Aunt Jemima)......
Another cave-in to the rioters.......
Excuse me, it must be the heavy news cycle.
I thought the "Big Ern" referred to the guy who stole $360K
of Social Security checks. But I stand corrected. That was
Kenneth Johnson, who avoided jail time on that heist. Man,
when they showed his picture, he looked withered like Bobby
Rush. Hot damn! Can I get a witness? TOO FRAIL FOR JAIL.
Amen.
I heard, can’t confirm:
Cow’poke Cato once tried to ride Annie Oakley style on one of those blue wooden horsey traffic barricades (side-saddle) when he begrudgingly was detailed to 1 Sox game. Took a splinter to the buttock, screamed like a 7 yr old for a ambulance and went on the medical for a month.
Never had to do a detail again - mainly because they wouldn’t give him a radio anymore.
I thought his admin office was the mounted unit?
And he is going to be the first deputy!
Also overheard him shouting orders to Community Policing Unicorns Visible only to those viewing the situation thru Merit shaded glasses.
Can you FOIA a military record? Just because someone was in the military doesn’t automatically mean they have any experience in strategy or street cred in conflict or wartime.
Those horses work long hours, and need to be fed and watered.
There is no shelter for them at night nor in inclement weather.
“ Can I at least pet the blue horse?
6/17/2020 05:32:00 AM”
Sure, nothing says you can’t treat it like a regular horse. Pet it. Sit on it and pretend it’s moving. Stand by it with a handful of oats just throwing it at it every so often. You’ll be on the medical before you know it!
OT - Somebody in big trouble a Harrison and Kedzie. There was an unauthorized vehicle parked in both of Big Ern’s secretaries’ reserved parking spot. They had nowhere to park their brooms.
Cato is dumb as a box of rocks. Just like his little kiss ass side kick Commander Hudd
"Okay, this may sound stupid, but I'm not from Chicago.
What's a "Blue traffic 'horse'"?
I assume it's some kind of a barrier that a man would have to be a fool to think an officer could ride"
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It's essentially a carpenter's saw horse on steroids — about three times as big, painted baby blue and used as a temporary barrier to control traffic/crowds
Hey Cato...You're an idiot!
Riccio has the balls to send everybody an email saying he’s retiring, what a complete douche. Leave today jag off.
Anonymous said...
I worked for some stupid bosses, but this one wins, hands down.
6/17/2020 01:27:00 AM
and just think, Cato was almost the superintendent. What is amazing is he was a finalist. That speaks volumes for the credentials and mental capacity of the Police Board. The Board never revealed the names of everyone who applied . I was told a few years ago that many well qualified leaders do not want to come to chicago because of the politics and corruption. The final three were pretty poor so I wonder what the qualification are of those who did not get that far?
If they can put Lt. Fenner in charge of a Detective Div. V.C. unit and think that this is a good pick anything can happen. Lots of luck A2
Keep in mind that many coppers, perhaps some of you posting here, had hoped that Lightfoot was going to choose Cato as the next Superintendent. 😂
We should double the merit promotions, it seems to be working.
Riccio has the balls to send everybody an email saying he’s retiring, what a complete douche. Leave today jag off.
6/17/2020 01:03:00 PM
Had he went rogue and defended us, even just a bit, during the Groot's sickening display with Rush and Waller, his retirement party would have been sro, but fuck him. Now, a corner table at Mickey D's will be too large. Fuck you Riccio.
09:49:00, Yes, that was OT. That guys been gone for almost two years now. Did he sleep with your wife/girlfriend? Kicked your dog? He made a terrible mistake. Two years salary cost him everything.
Let it go.
If you can’t, here’s some ‘blasts from the past‘ to keep you occupied:
Burge, Hanhardt, Acosta etc. Let’s just add up how much $$ Burge and his crew cost the City. Think about that when you whine about the contract.
Is it the character of the exempts you hate, the color, or both?
It's essentially a carpenter's saw horse on steroids — about three times as big, painted baby blue and used as a temporary barrier to control traffic/crowds
6/17/2020 12:22:00 PM
And, "CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT" in large letters is stenciled horizontally in white(?) on both sides of the cross beam.
Who remembers
Lt George"Sugar" Harris and the "hot car" in 015 ?
Merit promotions at it's best !!! That's why this police dept. is in trouble !
Fenneljob is the Lt in A2? Why? Didn’t she ace the test ? She should be in the front lines during these hard times, true leadership material. (Ok, barf in mouth) ... What’s going on with her disgraced hubby ? Still getting hand & bj’s in a car ? Haven’t heard a peep from the paps on this.
Cato gets a blanket CR# and publicly shows all how stupid he really is. What a public Moron. Don't anyone stop this guy from keying up and sharing is dumbness. It's priceless.
If true???
D U M B
F U C K
And, "CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT" in large letters is stenciled horizontally in white(?) on both sides of the cross beam.
6/17/2020 07:47:00 PM
some others have "POLICE LINE. DO NOT CROSS."
If they can put Lt. Fenner in charge of a Detective Div. V.C. unit and think that this is a good pick anything can happen. Lots of luck A2
6/17/2020 03:32:00 PM
OMG! Say it ain't so!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Aunt Jemima brand to change name and remove image from packaging in move toward ‘racial equality’
No.No.No!!!! Say it ain't true!!!
6/17/2020 08:06:00 AM
--- being a bald (and buff!) white guy I am personally offended more by "MR. CLEAN" - he's a Halsted St. stereotype and that ain't right
I was a bit confused by this at first I thought you meant the Mounted Unit had real horses that were not meant to be ridden
I get it now though, really I do
Anonymous said...
Who remembers
Lt George"Sugar" Harris and the "hot car" in 015 ?
6/17/2020 07:49:00 PM
He wound up in 001, late 80's.
Retired
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Who remembers
Lt George"Sugar" Harris and the "hot car" in 015 ?
6/17/2020 07:49:00 PM
Yes!!!
I am a Halsted Street stereotype and I love it.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Come on, that can’t be true about the wooden horses
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