Wednesday, June 17, 2020

Tick Tock Brownie

Tick Tock:


That counter is over a day old by the way....it might be a bit low.

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70 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

And warmer temps ahead. We’ll be at 300 by Mon or Tues. Ha. And fetal is too aggressive. Embryonic is it. Stop doing anything proactive.

6/17/2020 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown needs to go back to Texas. Chicago is proving way too difficult for him. He can take Groot with him.

6/17/2020 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

281 as of right now. 300 by next week?

6/17/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the weatherman for the U.S. Prison System.
Grey & overcast. Same shit everyday.

6/17/2020 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He doesnt care. He likes the taste of his own foot and wide eyed troll man/woman probably likes it too

6/17/2020 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three-Naut-Naut is definitely doable by the end of the month.

Place your toothpicks for the new over/under #.

Is that the sound of a can being kicked we hear over the drone of mindless "chants"???

How long till beetlefoot uses this against "Gimme 2 steps towards the back door " Brown?

HT/ Lynyrd Skynyrd

6/17/2020 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put a button on his lapel that reads “ Spartacus 300”!

6/17/2020 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

300 in Chiraq and Crook County? LOL. He's in over his head. Ought to pack his carpetbag and hit the road Jack.

6/17/2020 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Ru-Paul?

6/17/2020 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mahogany Head actually thinks that he can prevent 300 homicides (shootings) before 1 July! I wager 600 homicides by year’s end.

6/17/2020 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back Door David Brown.
That's what "suited up" looks like for him.

6/17/2020 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha and this guy thought he was somehow going to keep murders under 300??? Hell they had 5 on monday alone and where were they??? That’s right the places that want to defund the police

6/17/2020 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say 'David Brown' in England and they will cheerfully
add 'Automotive.' Because that's what they know the name
for. A high-end shop doing bespoke work on a par with
Rolls Royce. In Chicago, it just means a Southern misfit
in way over his head, so much so that he has to run out of a
back door. Charming. Truly charming.

6/17/2020 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the uniform at Browny? Ain’t got no decency this guy

6/17/2020 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fourteen days left in June.

Will the corner boys rise to the occasion?

6/17/2020 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if he ever says to himself,
"I didn't sign up for this shit! If I knew she was this crazy, I would have taken the job in North Korea instead!"

6/17/2020 02:23:00 AM  
Anonymous outside looking in and LMFAO said...

modern day clark kent? oh hell no.

6/17/2020 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:
Lightfoot reminds us elected officials meeting in secret can’t be trusted
Elected officials, even ones who profess to be reformers, such as Lightfoot come to believe the government belongs to them and not the people.

By Phil Kadner Jun 16, 2020, 3:53pm CDT

Can't believe the Slum Times even printed this, great article...

6/17/2020 04:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He look just as stupid as he did for making that user 300 homicides
What a fatal Moran. Please send clutch cargo back to the country

6/17/2020 04:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new version of "Row your boat".

WOKE, WOKE, WOKE, you Toad,
while the Mayor screams,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
300 was but a dream.

6/17/2020 04:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does he leave at 301. One can only hope. So far total failure. Th Balless Cowboy Superintendent. Better collect that jar of manhood from Mayors desk get on your pony and get the hell out of Dodge.

6/17/2020 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing he has his tail between his legs makes it hard to see his manhood is gone.

6/17/2020 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown just formed a new leadership group to head off this crisis.

Competent Leaders of WOKE Nature C.L.O.W.N

C.L.O.W.N deployments/ Send in the C.L.O.W.N.!

The C.L.O.W.N will arrive at the next crisis in force, 22 of them in a brightly colored C.L.O.W.N. car complete with "instant crime deterring" lights and sirens blaring. Their main leadership tool is a brass horn, anytime any NON-WOKE ideas are presented, the C.L.O.W.N.s will surround the offender and squeeze their C.L.O.W.N horns, drowning out the offender with their with wonderfully woke, C.L.O.W.N sounds. Ahh-Ohhh-gahhh

6/17/2020 05:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The month of June will ONLY have about 500 people shot. Chicago values

6/17/2020 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Father’s Day weekend should be a great bloodbath. Temperatures in the 80s, CPS officially out, everybody strutting about in their new stolen Nikes, sports jerseys, bling, colored horse hair add-ons, bottles of liquor, no Father parental figures to whup these night crawlers up-side the head...

6/17/2020 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got a chuckle out of that one !! Love how he's looking at the graph and it's appropriately labeled / titled as though it was addressing him only....." HEY JACK ASS".... LMAO .....

6/17/2020 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To bad no-balls Brown you can't run and hide from the numbers like you did from the thugs and looters.

6/17/2020 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Team Chiraq will put 700+ on the board by 31 December.

I expect several more rounds of rioting and 94+ shot weekends before the election.

6/17/2020 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

{yawn} He doesn't care...BLM doesn't care...our bipolar citizens don't care...our mayor and spineless bosses don't care so why should I? You owe them NOTHING. Chicago's homicide rate won't make national news unless it gets to over 800. Stay out of the line of fire...physically and legally boys and girls. This evil movement will be over in November. Notice any of the other city agencies (CFD, CTU, S&S etc) loosing sleep or quitting? While THEY work for the same "racist system" and collect their checks? Stay in the station or your hole and get some rest. Stop doing traffic or street stops as that will lead to the next national racial incident. Bring your lunch. Survive until 2021. That is your main responsibility.

6/17/2020 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im glad this jackass doesn't wear the uniform

6/17/2020 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gonna be 290 by the end of the week easy, weather's gonna be beautiful. Now all they have to do is figure out who to blame, stay fetal, stay safe.

6/17/2020 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he meant less than 300 after he gets to wear cpd uniform .

6/17/2020 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suppose it's okay to dream? I don't know if this guy is clueless or just plain stupid? Probably both.

Either way, with the current citizen make up of Chicago, 500 should be the threshold, anything less than that and one is just setting themselves up for failure.

It'll be north of 300 by the end of this month.

6/17/2020 07:34:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Did he get that tie from President The Donald?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/17/2020 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His legacy Is going to leave a Brown stain on this department

6/17/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here’s a great example of missing the mark!
Regarding the expansion of the detective areas from three to five Areas... The Mayor’s office determined which districts were allocated into a particular Area NOT the CPD.

Let’s look at the murder breakdown as of 16 June 2020:

A/1- 84 murders
A/2- 70 murders
A/3- 24 murders
A/4-76 murders
A/5- 22 murders
————————
Total : 276 murders (16 Jun 20)

The whole idea of the expansion was to “BALANCE” the workload so investigations could be worked and solved. I would like to personally thank the mayor’s office on completely dropping the ball on a good idea.

There is no reason why A/5 shouldn’t have 015. A/1 really got fucked inheriting 007 from A/2. Only the city could mess up something as simple as balancing 5 Areas.

6/17/2020 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

300 by end of June. Only 6 months off. Any other predictions Brown other then the time of your firing.

6/17/2020 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is gone this Fall after a bloody Summer.

6/17/2020 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

300 by the end of Father's Day. 750 for the year.

6/17/2020 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A question some of us non Chicago folks wonder about sometimes. We witness HJA keep AWESOME track of the numbers of shootings woundings and killings. Is there anywhere keeping a list of Names?

One would think a group like black lives matter would do so, but amazingly it doesn't! So does anybody?

6/17/2020 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait til Brown finds out he can't pick his own First Deputy..Hall insiders say Mayor is looking for a Hispanic to replace Riccio to mend fences with Hispanic aldermen. Tirado is inside favorite. Hall is trying to calculate Brown's response when he doesn't get pick. Cmdr J. Sanchez is trying to get hired back as a civilian Deputy Chief as in Sabi Khan but how will that look to the oversight personnel given his extensive disciplinary history. https://cpdp.co/officer/25306/james-sanchez/

6/17/2020 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

300 in six months.
Shit in one hand and wish in the other, see which fills up first.

What’s Happening in Chicago?
My CPS StayAtHome math says Raj will surpass the ReRun 500 easily. Shirley gonna be hoppin’ mad again. Looks like Dee will be the next StupidIntended....by October.

6/17/2020 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And we care why?

6/17/2020 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CFD is saying 300+ by end of June!

6/17/2020 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

282 as of "hey jackass" noon Wednesday. Dead include an innocent Rogers Park bike rider hit by a thug's stray bullet, a "life" that matters not at all to Lori and the cop hating media.

6/17/2020 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Browns new nick name: NO BALLS

6/17/2020 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many since Out of Town Brown became Superintendent? And, how many since Her Excellency The Groot became Mayor?

6/17/2020 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are charging the Cop in Atlanta with murder. I'll bet that Cops in Atlanta need a quick refresher on being fetal.

6/17/2020 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long does this guy have before he is replaced? A year?

6/17/2020 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give then what they want, let her rule over this crap hole murder capitol.let them sell herion, let the gypsies steal from the old, let the pedophiles assault the youth of our city. Give then what they want

6/17/2020 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some hot days in July and August. A general "I hate cops" attitude.

Something tells me you'll see 800 this year. No joke. It could easily happen.

Have you noticed? The rules don't apply anymore.

6/17/2020 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4th of July weekend alone, add another 30. Chicago = The New Baltimore. Enjoy!

6/17/2020 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The incompetent prick needs to go.

6/17/2020 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It might be 300 before the weekend is over. But if not then it will be be before The end of the month.

6/17/2020 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
They are charging the Cop in Atlanta with murder. I'll bet that Cops in Atlanta need a quick refresher on being fetal

Better they all quit! Close to 600 calls pending all other city’s refusing to assist.

6/17/2020 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just in from a friend in the Arlington Texas mayors office, Arlington in looking for a new Chief, guess who applied? Seems he wants to go home 😉

6/17/2020 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

280, do I hear 300? 300 do I hear 400? Do I hear 500? Please be safe and above all stay fetal.

6/17/2020 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is paying for the overtime? Last month it was about $83M so far and chicago citizens are paying thru their ass because the little shit mayor id fucking with the police. Yes its bitchin tough on us and family but its unnecessary. We drive around with lights on, sirens with hundreds of police standing around with no purpose. Groot just wanted bodies on the Groot's scame on them to make up for screwing up and letting down town and south and west side burn down. Anyway I'll pay off the car loan by August.

It's truly amazing Chicagoans are going along with Groot. Thank you Chicago and other then my mortgage I'll be debt free. Will you.

6/17/2020 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Steve said...

I wish I had a time machine to go back a few decades. Those were the times.

6/17/2020 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Balls Brown = Jag Off.
Brown is Groot's Jag Off.
Groot and Brown are Chicago's Jag Offs.

6/17/2020 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago would have to have 1300-1500 per year to be in Baltimore’s league.

6/17/2020 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn’t he a tad bit embarrassed by now. Do they even have a chair for him to sit on when he goes to see the emperor. Pathetic.

6/17/2020 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somewhere, Eddie Johnson is in a lounge chair with a stogie & drink and sublimely grinning.

6/17/2020 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no reason why A/5 shouldn’t have 015. A/1 really got fucked inheriting 007 from A/2. Only the city could mess up something as simple as balancing 5 Areas.

6/17/2020 08:13:00 AM

A/1 got fucked by keeping 003.

I’ll take 007 any day over 003.

6/18/2020 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out Sun Times Christmas Day edition.
SCC Readers will be shocked.
Phil O'Conner , a Staff Writer
Reported murder #900.
I will snail mail page1 if it can't be foumd

6/18/2020 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just in from a friend in the Arlington Texas mayors office, Arlington in looking for a new Chief, guess who applied? Seems he wants to go home 😉

6/17/2020 09:34:00 PM

Please Arlington, hire this assh...er, law enforcement professional. Please let him return to Texas. We beg you.

6/18/2020 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Just in from a friend in the Arlington Texas mayors office, Arlington in looking for a new Chief, guess who applied? Seems he wants to go home 😉

6/17/2020 09:34:00 PM

Any way to verify this? What a burn for MLL.

6/18/2020 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the uniform at Browny? Ain’t got no decency this guy

6/17/2020 01:23:00 AM

No point in investing in uniforms if you're not going to stay.

6/19/2020 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just in from a friend in the Arlington Texas mayors office, Arlington in looking for a new Chief, guess who applied? Seems he wants to go home 😉

6/17/2020 09:34:00 PM

I never once thought I would have something in common with Cowtown. I, too, want him to go home.

6/19/2020 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No point in investing in uniforms if you're not going to stay.

6/19/2020 01:28:00 AM

Exactly !! he won't be here at years end

6/19/2020 07:47:00 AM  

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