Thursday, July 30, 2020

Gregor Mendel

Anyone know the famous abbot who pioneered the study of genetics?

Of course, Mendel did it with peas, not poltergeists, damned souls and their demonic offspring.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's the homeless Juilliard grad playing the cello
with 2 strings on Skid Row, LA. What's not to like?

7/30/2020 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The resemblance is.....uncanny.

7/30/2020 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her Wickipedia page has a 2016 photo for good reason.
She's aged a lot since then.
That's one Evil Bitch there.

7/30/2020 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My eyes are bleeding. I can never un-see Groot Juice. My retina's are melting. Oh the humanity. You gave us no warning and now we are forever marked with the sign of the Beast.

7/30/2020 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil; May God rebuke her, we humbly pray; And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all evil spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls.” . . . Just seemed fitting.

7/30/2020 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw something that looked like the bottom picture in my farm pond last week.

7/30/2020 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was watching an episode of “American Experience” about a scientist who blended different plants together and thus created a new version of a plant—

Maybe the Groot was created the same way. A little bit of socialist, a little of progressive, a fucked up hairstyle, and a pair of fish eyeballs— and we got a Groot.

7/30/2020 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, i needed to see that. Lmao

7/30/2020 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hats off to all of you!!!! that is the absolute best headline yet!! Too bad nobody at the Shit Times paper woulnt put that photo on cover

7/30/2020 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why is it democratic politicians all look like carnie folk ? jerry nadler ? da groot ? bobby rush ? just a complete freak show. i guess since the sjw shut down the circus they all went into politics. prez aoc or stacy abrams ? maxine waters ? that hog with the cowboy hat ? how about the senator that thinks islands can tip over ? if we had a real media in this country these fools would all be rounded up and sent to a traveling sideshow. democrats = gods jokes

7/30/2020 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peas in a pod you say??
No disrespect to peas meant.

7/30/2020 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is confirmed a stone commie and a disciple of the devil. Evil and vile whatever her human form is. Say a pray if you ever see her in person, she will steal your soul.
PS- also, One ugly M F er.

7/30/2020 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


7/30/2020 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The resemblance is uncanny. They should be on an episode of “Maury”... “you ARE the father,,,,,”.

7/30/2020 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This thing looks full of hatred...The Catholic Church has found its Anti-Christ!

7/30/2020 02:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s very gross— I was about to say “pretty gross” but hell I but my tounge

7/30/2020 05:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil; May God rebuke her, we humbly pray; And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all evil spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls.” . . . Just seemed fitting.

7/30/2020 12:32:00 AM

Amen! Come Holy Spirit and vanquish the demon amd her minions.. bind them and place them in a protected sactuary or do whatever you deem necessary to remove this evil in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen

Goot is looking a bit worse than usual. Beware, she may explode and her slime may hit you sheilds up sheilds and the armor of God up!,,

7/30/2020 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loony Larry reminds me a lot of Montgomery Burns, the Simpson's character. Especially in photos like this one in the link. Something about the eyes, the mouth too, the evil and anger in that face. Sometimes wish we could post pics here. It would make it more comical but more hassle for the admins too.

7/30/2020 06:53:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Thank you SCC. You've just ruined my cataract surgery with this gruesome photo. The horror...the horror...

7/30/2020 07:05:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Maybe there is a way to ban her to that little village like the one in the movie. Lightfoot. Lightfoot. Lightfoot.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/30/2020 07:16:00 AM  
Blogger Ludlow Peaswatter said...

From George Washington to Benjamin Lincoln, 29 June 1788
To Benjamin Lincoln
Mount Vernon June 29th 1788.My dear Sir,
I beg you will accept my thanks for the communications handed to me in your letter of the 3d instant. And my congratulations on the encreasing good dispositions of the Citizens of your State—of which the late Elections are strongly indicative.
No one can rejoice more than I do at every step taken by the People of this great Country to preserve the Union—establish good order & government—and to render the Nation happy at home & respected abroad. No Country upon Earth ever had it more in its power to attain these blessings than United America. Wonderously strange then, & much to be regretted indeed would it be, were we to neglect the means, and to stray from the road to which the finger of Providence has so manifestly pointed. I cannot believe it will ever come to pass! The great Author of all good has not conducted us so far on the Road to happiness and glory to withdraw from us, in the hour of need, his beneficent support. By folly & misconduct (proceeding from a variety of causes) we may now & then get bewildered; but I hope, and trust, that their is good sense and virtue enough left to bring us back into the right way before we shall be entirely lost.......

7/30/2020 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is some really funny shit! Thanks SCC!

7/30/2020 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Serious question-

I wonder how many of these Dems are straight up Satanists?

Because they sure don't act like Christians of any denomination, in any way.

7/30/2020 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The evil clown.

7/30/2020 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The killer clown.

7/30/2020 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone has a “right” to be ugly, stupid and incompetent but Larry Lightfoot abuses that “right.” ♠️

7/30/2020 07:54:00 AM  
Blogger Ward Dorrity said...

You do realize that it's going to take a wire brush and a whole bar of Lava soap to get that image out of my mind.

7/30/2020 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beetlejuice is by far more the handsomest of the two.

7/30/2020 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This made my day!!

7/30/2020 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where did all the mental health patients go when they closed all the mental health institutions?

Answer: Into politics.

7/30/2020 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah... sorry but in reality Lori is the political manchild/offspring of Richard M. Daley and Rahm Emanuel, both of whom should be in federal prison. You can thank lying ass spindoctor Rahm (I never saw the video) for her being mayor, as he in fact appointed her to the police board and thus gave her a platform to run for mayor, this after heir-to-the thrown RM Daley for 23 years sold his soul and bankrupted the city. And Barack and Holder's justice department left Daley alone and never indicted him for rampant corruption, meanwhile Ed Burke prepares to bite on a cyanide tablet as his chief justice wife collects a giant taxpayer provided paycheck for life. It's like bad opera. Get real.

7/30/2020 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did she put ay for that haircut and style! I’d beat the shit out of that hairstylist and get my money back!

7/30/2020 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The resemblance is uncanny. They should be on an episode of “Maury”... “you ARE the father,,,,,”.

7/30/2020 02:42:00 AM

Never a mention of the father. Not a one, almost like he is an embarrassment of some kind.

7/30/2020 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Party at Groot’s byob, etc. Never have to see it because it flees to wisc. Glad wisc has a lot of beer for it’s citizens. They’ll need it.

Trump 2020 Yeah

7/30/2020 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have yet to see a pic where groot isn't slouching with splayed feet and oversized cheap looking frumpy men's attire. Really going for the retired shriveling-up old traveling salesman getup.
The look would work for some reclusive eccentric literary icon, not the leader of a world-class city.
Why don't people invest in their overall presentation? Gait, posture, dress are easily improved with a little practice, and greatly improve one's professional and social reception overall. Doesn't need to be glamorous, just crisp

7/30/2020 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strange Days

7/30/2020 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She doesn't need make up to walk into the Star Wars Bar.

7/30/2020 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reference earlier SSC piece with The Groot as Clown. Her Mayoral Majesty does not belong in a Clown Show; The Groot belongs in a FREAK Show! ( I need to go to Courtney Cox’s webpage you get the image of The Groot out of my mind!)

7/30/2020 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Further proof of the old saying: Politics is show business for ugly people.

7/30/2020 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That face, That smelly hair. Anyone over 5 feet tall gets a whiff of that rank smell through their mask when this freak walks under their noses. Fergit about riding in elevators, U will be dry heaving, eyes watering & swear someone stepped in fresh Iowa St. Dog shit.

7/30/2020 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

waaaay too funny!!!!!!

7/30/2020 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Beetlejuice is by far more the handsomest of the two.

7/30/2020 08:12:00 AM

Beetlegroot!, Beetlegroot!, Beetlegroot!

7/30/2020 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fucking freak!
The arms don't match with the chest size on that suit jacket.
I thought it was a Beck left-behind. But no. That's CUSTOM!

7/30/2020 06:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Looks like something we used to shove through
the doors of the old Hartgrove...

>Raving, frothing, flailing<

Offensive Linemen looking
intake ghouls said:
"Thanks Office, we got it from here..."

Lunatic wails:

Metal Security Door said:
>Psssshh... CLICK!<


7/30/2020 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Larry any relation to Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show?

7/30/2020 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poster child for test tube babies. Any updates on a contract?

7/30/2020 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must have been all the nuclear testing in the 50's.

7/30/2020 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is the "Face of Chicago" remember that.

7/31/2020 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And t gf e Ed little sneaky witch just removed the 3td Christopher Columbus statue. South Chicago Ave and 89th Street in the middle of the night. The Alderwoman endorses the move. Barely any mention on the local ‘news’ stations.

7/31/2020 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

meanwhile Ed Burke prepares to bite on a cyanide tablet as his chief justice wife collects a giant taxpayer provided paycheck for life. It's like bad opera. Get real.

7/30/2020 09:27:00 AM

I lost track with the dodging of the China virus and what not. I assumed that Burke got re-elected even after his indictment. Is he still giving the Groot shit in the city council? It seems that no one wants to report on the drama at the city council meetings? I guess it would get boring watching Groot’s smiling face as she makes shit out of people for her amusement.....

7/31/2020 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Taken from Paul Vallas Facebook page:


There is no point in pretending that schools are going to be open on time or that there will not be disruptions during the school year. With about a month remaining before most schools open, many districts are still struggling to develop plans for opening safely that have the faculty and staff support. Most teacher unions are resisting opening schools altogether and are insisting that districts start the year exclusively with online instruction.

The fact remains that despite schools being effectively closed since mid March, replaced by abysmal online instruction, which for the most part was not live and mostly consisted of downloading learning materials, teacher contracts were still honored with teachers getting a full paycheck while not losing sick days and personal time, pay raises and longevity pay increases where not impacted, few if any layoffs and many faculty taking the summer off instead of preparing and training for the coming year’s remote learning the unions are demanding.

It’s time for taxpayers and parents with children in public schools to demand real school choices or their tax money back. Let parents have the means to determine the best education avenue for their children without it being dictated to them by unreasonable state public education mandates and collective bargaining agreements that are not student centered. Let school funding which consumes 54% of what Chicago property taxpayers pay and more than 70% in many suburban and downstate districts and well as state K-12 funding follow the students.

With the likelihood of schools reopening only remotely and the state directing that parents to be given the option of having their children continue to learn remotely once school opens, it’s time to give parents the opportunity to have real quality school choice. Real school choices should include the following.

• Allow parents to enroll their children in any traditional public school, public charter school, parochial or private school, that has the on-site or online capacity to take on more students.

• Give parents the option of enrolling their children in quality online educational programs offered by public (Illinois Virtual School) and private online providers of their choice.

• Remove obstacles and provide support for parents who seek to open “Education Pods” and “Micro Schools” to create safe and supervised learning environments for students to learn online while their parents work.

• Allow parents to use their educational tax dollars to pay for private home tutoring.

• Allow high school juniors and seniors the opportunity to substitute paid worker study for non essential courses and electives that are not being offered remotely.

Every day almost 55 million first responders, health care and other essential workers go to work delivering a quality service, often putting themselves in harms way with few complaints, while teacher unions look for ways to avoid opening schools. If schools are going to be forced to remain closed, then it is time for all parents to have real school choices or ask for a tax refund.

7/31/2020 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t do it, don’t do it! Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice. Oh no.

7/31/2020 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Cop Fan said...

I'd prefer Gregor Mendel over Evil Lori as mayor. Sure, the Democrats are evil, not God believing and belong to secret societies.

7/31/2020 06:49:00 PM  

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