Saturday, August 29, 2020

Evolution? Or Devolution?

Some lighthearted humor:


Thanks to an e-mailer who sent that one in.

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97 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That not a great compliment for John W. Gacey or Sevengoolie. To be in same group as Groot

8/29/2020 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The clown bloodline has definitely been polluted.

8/29/2020 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop Clowning around. Our Little Lori is Chicago’s # 1 CLOWN!

8/29/2020 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of Clowns

CTU Tweet supports guillotine erected outside Jeff Bezo's house.

https://mobile.twitter.com/CTULocal1/status/1299101069163859968

8/29/2020 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny. Another keeper.

I see upper management is at the bottom.
Cancel and Defund the branch manager.

8/29/2020 08:54:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

How about revulsion?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/29/2020 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of these doesn’t belong.
Who’s the strange looking clown on the lower right??

Any of those in the other quadrants would do a much better job running this city than the shit show Groot and Kimmy have let blossom.

8/29/2020 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black Clowns Matter.

8/29/2020 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Official Anthem of Lori Lightfoot:

https://youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0

8/29/2020 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is with a doubt the biggest clown of all. Perfect analogy for her Grootness. FU Larry.

8/29/2020 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pogo (lower case p).

8/29/2020 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gacy was a commie democrap, too!

8/29/2020 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you have a pic of Groot and gov. fatso together, it's a real hoot! Talk about mutt and Jeff!

8/29/2020 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That about nails it.

8/29/2020 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. I keep hearing dire things about our pension fund. Why then, are they paying out the August pension on 29 Aug 2020 instead of waiting until 31 Aug 2020. The same thing happened at the end of June this year. That 4-5 days of lost interest gone from the fund. Seems like poor money management to me. If there is a logical or sane reason for this, I would be interested in hearing it. Thank uou.

8/29/2020 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the guy in the black top hat.
He was real famous here in Chicago.
Maybe Groot can evolve into something like that.

8/29/2020 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still have my clown nose from my childhood days.




rb

8/29/2020 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it's destiny.
Groot was meant to be here.
She has a flair for stagecraft. Witness Census Cowboy.

8/29/2020 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Deviloution.

8/29/2020 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a Huguenot. Not a French Huguenot.
Just a Huhuenot. And let me tell you something.
I hate this bitch just from looking at her.

8/29/2020 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny thing with her is she does not need all the grease paint to be in costume. LOL

8/29/2020 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's eating all the wrong foods. Deficient in common sense.
A tortured soul. But that's not helping us. Is she loaded up
with toxic heavy metals? A good molasses enema would help.

8/29/2020 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Svengooli ain’t no clown and is the ambassador to Berwyn. Long live the throwing of the chickens !!

8/29/2020 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot is the 21st century version of Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

8/29/2020 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe I should photoshop Gruit into an ass clown

8/29/2020 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't the original Svengooli the guys father who plays him now?

8/29/2020 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Week in Progress (8/23 – 8/29)
Shot & Killed: 13
Shot & Wounded: 97
Total Shot: 110
Total Homicides: 14

Nobody cares

8/29/2020 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that ugly clown at the bottom is more evil than gacy

8/29/2020 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yikes the clowns have gotten uglier over the years...

8/29/2020 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lighthearted humor?

LIGHTFOOTED Humor is correct...

8/29/2020 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that they have sent in the clowns... How do we reverse and send OUT the clowns?

8/29/2020 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

De-evolution

8/29/2020 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the mayor visit the city of Chicago this weekend?

8/29/2020 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it to soon to rename Groot crusty toes the clown...

8/29/2020 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GREAT.....

8/29/2020 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry da clown looks dull, drab, frumpy and sinister looking. Even John W. Gacy looks better in his clown suit than Larry the Loser in her Robert Hall suit.

8/29/2020 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C.lueless
L.esbian
O.f
W.oke
N.ature

8/29/2020 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Four are hard working professionals. One is an incompetent assclown.

8/29/2020 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aside from being clowns, What do "Pogo the Clown" (right column, center) and Groot have in common?

8/29/2020 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
We haven't heard from Baby G in some time.
Is he O.K.?

8/29/2020 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being a clown takes practice and skill. You must also be able to judge a crowd and craft a performance.

NOW BEING A LIGHT FOOT?
act tough
swear like you have been in a fight EVER
smoke cigar to pretend to be a kool politician
never have a plan?
cant sell weed if it was given to you.
Dont know anything about casinos and think taking 50% of profits is a great idea.
tell everyone what you say is a secret than cry online about shit.

SUCKS being a 1 term ass hat may be we can make KIMMY FOXX unemployed too.

8/29/2020 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,
FU Clown Groot

8/29/2020 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The big question. Clown or evil strategist? Maybe both.

8/29/2020 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is unrelated but it looks like the son of a bitches at Facebook took down the Chicago Code Blue Facebook page.

Its gone. there are some other half assed pages for citizens with similar names.

Censoring cock suckers.

8/29/2020 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Pogo the Clown said...

I was a very active Democrat in fact Democratic Precinct Captain— Lottsa folk don’t know that. It’s true! Proof!
https://graphics.chicagotribune.com/john-wayne-gacy-timeline/img/precinctcard_dec24251978.jpg
In fact I hung out with with First Lady Rosalynn Carter at the White House!
https://wickedwe.com/john-gacy/

Now they say that I was a gay murderer who killed 33 boys... but I can’t hold a candle to Chicago’s gay Democratic mayor-clown in lives snuffed out! But... herzonner’s make-up... is much more scary than mine was. She should tone it down.

8/29/2020 05:18:00 PM  
Blogger TimC said...

A birthday clown that did construction. Liked to dig just like a mole.

8/29/2020 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired last year, Don't have to deal with Shithead anymore, Thats the Best Part.Have No Desire to ever go to Downtown again ,Shithead is a disease that ruins everything.

8/29/2020 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok this might be a stretch, idk. Maybe this won’t even get accepted as a post. But I’m feeling bold today. Here’s my proposal.


Can black people just stop committing crimes? That would likely stop all of Americans problems.

8/29/2020 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC Love to send some memes but where the heck is your e-mail?

8/29/2020 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody should check the crawl space and basement of Groot's old house for buried bodies..

8/29/2020 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad But True and F U to the City



Keep Voting DemoRat and You'll Destroy America




Coppers need to Vote For TRUMP!

8/29/2020 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most clowns are working in the liberal media... Just saying...

Media Distorting Shooting Event During Riot In Kenosha [Opinion]
https://wbsm.com/media-distorting-shooting-event-during-riot-in-kenosha-opinion/


8/29/2020 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK Somebody is on the hook for a keyboard and monitor...
LOL

8/29/2020 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




who cares>>>> Truly Did you Vote ????
and thats math if you can understand

8/29/2020 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of our mayor and clowns, heard from a certain LT in OCD, the Superintendent is going to hire back as a civilian none other than Jimmy Sanchez to over see gang policy and be a member of the Superintendent's Senior Leadership Team. This places him above the First Deputy in Command Structure. Can anyone say colossal mistake. Can he write a policy. Awesome Idea to have Finnigan's partner call the shots. Where is Pam Zeckman when you need her.

8/29/2020 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOZO would of been a better mayor than GROOT!

8/29/2020 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring in the Clowns Lori Detroit here we come.

8/29/2020 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote for 'devolution'
I also agree to the order - Bozo was funny, Svengoolie wasn't but he was harmless, Gacy murdered at least 33 children but he can't hold a candle to Gollum's body count.

8/29/2020 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired M. Acosta enjoyed wearing his clown costume as well, especially during his ppo slumber parties.

8/29/2020 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous I Support Police said...

Gacy might have been a good clown and artist, but he was an awful human being. It's no wonder his wife and child left him.

Gacy's teenage male molestations are worse than Groot's mayoral conduct. No offense.

8/29/2020 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT. I keep hearing dire things about our pension fund. Why then, are they paying out the August pension on 29 Aug 2020 instead of waiting until 31 Aug 2020. The same thing happened at the end of June this year. That 4-5 days of lost interest gone from the fund. Seems like poor money management to me. If there is a logical or sane reason for this, I would be interested in hearing it. Thank uou.

***

So tell us, how did the pension board answer your simple question?


8/29/2020 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does clown shit smell "funny"
and make a "funny" noise when
it's stepped on?

8/29/2020 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pop "Kulture" Quiz...

Hustler Magazine famously ran an
"Asshole of the Month" article which
featured a picture of the object of
ridicule superimposed in such a manner
as to seemingly emerging from the hockey
dot of an enraged donkey looking over it's
shoulder like:

>GRUNT!<
Trying to push out the offending blockage/person...

Groot would be a multiple time nominee.

8/29/2020 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Lighthearted humor?

LIGHTFOOTED Humor is correct...

8/29/2020 02:44:00 PM


Instead of "pull my finger,"
"pull my big toe."

8/29/2020 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous I Support Police said...

I bet, Rosalyn Carter regrets that photo with Gacy.

8/29/2020 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is Groot so nervous? Is it because the Feds are investigating her AND Tiny Dancer? The City/CDOT misspent/misappropriated/stole $50 million dollars of Homeland Security money. The Feds asked for it back. The City doesn't have it. A Commissioner left and another retired. Started under Rahm, continued under Lori. Could be the next to get sentenced.
Mike the cityworker

8/29/2020 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gacy killed probably about 50 people, just about what Groot's failed policies.

8/29/2020 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True story...When I was seven years old my best friend's Dad hired a clown for his birthday party. Said clown showed up smelling like bourbon and and ten full ashtrays, and when the Dad confronted him the clown got wise, and the next thing you know Dad is kicking the clown's ass in the front yard. Then Mom runs out with a wiffle ball bat and starts wailing away, while a couple of neighbor men are watching and yelling swing batter swing and laughing their asses off. Best Birthday Party Ever!

8/29/2020 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the 70s CPD had a troup of cop clowns called the Rainbow of Stars. Groot is like pennywise

8/29/2020 09:14:00 PM  
Blogger JM said...


"She Hasn't Done Her Job": Looting, Riots, & Mayoral Ineptitude Prompt Mass Exodus Of Chicago Residents

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/she-hasnt-done-her-job-looting-riots-mayoral-ineptitude-prompt-mass-exodus-chicago

8/29/2020 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bozo has a better sense of style than Groot.

8/29/2020 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

"Speaking of Clowns

CTU Tweet supports guillotine erected outside Jeff Bezo's house."

Serves him right, I say. Between his companies publicly pandering to various left wing causes throughout the 2010s, his newspaper turbocharging fake news and yellow journalism for political gain, and himself personally donating to and advising a number of high profile Democrats--not to mention all three's staunch and reliable support of China and its predatory tendencies--Mr. Bezos is one of the parties most responsible for this summer's eruption of leftist fuckery.

The social collective always eats its own.

8/29/2020 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She has Pogo beat by a mile. He had only 33 she has blood of well over 1000 on her hands

8/29/2020 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word from her office says if this weekends barriers don’t work she will call Trump for help.

8/29/2020 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is just mean and hurtful.
Insulting Bozo and Svengoolie like that.

8/29/2020 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The downtown businesses are demanding results or else. She is scared shitless. Her office is in total panic mode. Lots of hate on the 5th floor right now. LOL at her problems.

8/29/2020 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t tarnish Bozo, Cookie, and Rich Koz like that. Those guys are (were) talented people. The other two are responsible for dozens of murders though.

8/29/2020 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bozo and Cookie, Svengoolie, Pogo, and Assclown, we are known for our clowns.

This broken city is a circus, but not the fun kind.

8/29/2020 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No pic of the off duty who worked a side job as a clown and blasted a shitbag who tried to car jack him?
Hey Jackass had his own category "Shot by clown"

8/29/2020 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U have it all wrong.... Groot is not a clown.... she’s much worse... she’s the devil!!!

8/29/2020 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

500 this week ding ding ding, with months still to go.
Central business/Mag mile sacked TWICE!

Lori you are the epitome of an ASSCLOWN!

She is not Groot, that is just too familiar, she is mayor ASSCLOWN!

8/29/2020 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gacy is nearest Ms Lightfoot's temperament.

The narrative on serial killer John Wayne Gacy (1942-1994) is that he operated as a lone wolf to lure and kill at least 33 young men on the Northend of Chicago in the 1970s. Although he was the most prolific killer, evidence points to him being just one of a number of underground predatory criminals operating in the region. He described his killings as being a god-like experience in which he is “the judge … jury and executioner of many, many people.”

“the judge … jury and executioner of many, many people.”...yep.

8/30/2020 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone ever see a smile on the bitches face? My god, always such a pissed off look. She gives Grumpy of the seven dwarfs a bad name. Goes to show you what a negative, disgruntled person she really is.

8/30/2020 03:30:00 AM  
Anonymous I Support Police said...

There's a big difference, between the first two and last two pictures.

Bozo, Cookie and Son of Svengooli are good, lovable, likable and harmless.

Conversely, Groot and Gacy are evil, hated, unlikeable (excluding few fabs) and are harmful.


8/30/2020 04:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unlike Bozo,Cookie,and Svengoolie, Groot is unlikeable and hasn't got a fan base outside of her egotistical, tyrannical little mind.

8/30/2020 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fakebook did take down Chicago Blue. All republicans conservatives and normal people should delete Facebook, Twitter, Next Door, etc . These are all run by liberal assholes. Dump this shit now!

8/30/2020 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOZO would make a better mayor than GROOT

8/30/2020 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Gran Torino said...

No one else here even remotely thinks she looks Like Golem in Lord of the rings? Or a Worg rider?

8/30/2020 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of a remark by President Ronald Reagan in 1966 when he was running for Governor of California against then- Governor Pat Brown ( father of Jerry “ Moonbeam” Brown): “ Yes, it is true that I am an Actor, an Actor in motion pictures and television. Yes, I am an Actor, but, unlike Pat Brown, I am NOT a Clown.”.

8/30/2020 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Out of Town Brown can run the Rodeo and the Groot Beast can be the Rodeo Clown! TEAMWORK! Synergy! Genius!

8/30/2020 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone ever see a smile on the bitches face? My god, always such a pissed off look. She gives Grumpy of the seven dwarfs a bad name. Goes to show you what a negative, disgruntled person she really is.

8/30/2020 03:30:00 AM

She smirks while uttering disparaging remarks about someone and simultaneously believing she is being clever.

8/30/2020 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
C.lueless
L.esbian
O.f
W.oke
N.ature

Good one!

8/30/2020 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Somebody should check the crawl space and basement of Groot's old house for buried bodies..

8/29/2020 06:42:00 PM

Rham's also, right next to where the dress was.

8/30/2020 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least Gacy smiled once in a while...

8/30/2020 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous I Support Police said...

On my 8/30/2020 04:57 AM post, "fabs" should read as "fans".

8/30/2020 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"...When I was seven years old my best friend's
Dad hired a clown for his birthday party....
Best Birthday Party Ever!"

8/29/2020 08:48:00 PM


LOL!

Thanks guy...

Bozo's Circus "Magic Arrows" melody by which to pick
contestants for the "Grand Prize Game" is now playing
in our head as the visual of Mistuh Clown getting
boot-fucked by your friend's Dad and clobbered by
his Mom makes it funner, funnier and clownier as
it was when your seven year old self was seeing it.

We Chicago Kids LOVE a story involving merry mischief,
mirthful mayhem and gleeful ass-kickery.

"Stomp!" goes the big toe...
"Slap!" goes the eye...
"Kick!" goes the ass...
"Whap!" goes the whiffle bat...


8/31/2020 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone know Gacy, before he was caught? Was he friendly, "normal" as a clown and precinct captain?

9/01/2020 04:20:00 PM  

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