Friday, August 28, 2020

DING! DING!

Homicide number FIVE-HUNDRED overnight:

Year to Date
Shot & Killed: 458
Shot & Wounded: 2277
Total Shot: 2735
Total Homicides: 500

Great job Brownie.

That "300" number is a faaaaaaaaar distant memory this morning.

Perhaps you should resign?

And take Groot with you.

85 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work! Lets see is we can break 1000

8/28/2020 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit Stain Brown is a failure and so is Grootcifer and both should resign.

8/28/2020 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We may hit a 1000 at this rate!

8/28/2020 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And to think NewYork City has over 1000 people shot.

8/28/2020 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No cow town marshal was going to come into this town and tame the beast. Frogpuss is just an onlooker just like moondawg, no clue. 500,700,800, does it really matter. This happens here every year, the blame is always placed at the feet of the wrong people.

8/28/2020 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our little toad napoleon is in over her head, please send her packing along with that lousy shite, Rosas-Ramiriz. There are many more, but these are the 2 I'm thinking of at this moment.

8/28/2020 07:37:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

shit. your fearless leader must be closing in on hie very own 300.

what was the count when he took over from the horny toad too cheap to get a room?

8/28/2020 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quite frankly 500 dead is 500 dead. I don’t care who has investigative or reporting responsibility. A guy killed on the expressway within the geographical limits of this city is just as dead. A girl murdered on a college campus is just as dead.
Media buys into CPD numbers.
At the end of the day, dead is still dead.

8/28/2020 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No peep about #500 on the news. It’s all about bad kid from Antioch with an AR-15.

8/28/2020 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The TRUTH is coming out however the communist media will not print it.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/28/us/kenosha-wisconsin-protest-shooting-victims/index.html

8/28/2020 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job Brownie.

That "300" number is a faaaaaaaaar distant memory this morning.

Perhaps you should resign?

And take Groot with you.

500th senseless murder in Chicago and not by the hands of the Police but by the sheer neglect of the elected Mayor and her appointed administration. It's obvious which lives matter the most...

8/28/2020 08:08:00 AM  
Blogger Rusty Trawler said...

If the trend continues, we will be a lock for a 700 at the end of the year.

8/28/2020 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You remember the family of George Floyd getting a US flag from Nasty Pelosi?

The family of homicide victim #500 should get a checkered flag from Lori Fightloot!

8/28/2020 09:05:00 AM  
Blogger anonymous said...

502 right now. Do I hear 600? 600. Do I hear 700? 700.

8/28/2020 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 5th Consecutive Running of The Special Ed 500 officially becomes The Hashed Brown Derby 500.
In record time too with 4 more months to go.

Hash Brownie got his 300...Promise made - Promise kept.
The Deadometer started back in April and clocked 300 sometime in last month.
The prior 200 homicides were interim restructuring collateral.

12 hour tours and your mayor needed a vacation or an evacuation.
-

Meanwhile Larri is still on a marathon lobster crawl (wearing the same bib) for 5 days now. The town mayors don’t mind, her presence for some reason is keeping the gulls away from the coast.

There once was a toad who ate lobster.
Who constantly complained so they ignored her,
So she ran off from Maine.
Did the town never explain?
Not at all, they were glad to have lost her.

8/28/2020 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But is it still a decrease in the increase?

8/28/2020 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We will see 1,000 homicides, especially when the chaos planned for Oct and Nov occur. Now is the time to prepare, we could actually see troops on our streets for the first time ever to quell the violence.

8/28/2020 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: not the police, but I live in Rogers Park & today at about 10am...I saw a GMC SUV with tinted windows (Regular plates, but no expiration sticker) circling our block where we have a series of small beaches. It definitely was circling for sole purpose of looking at the beaches as it at first hit mid block where it wasn’t able to pass 2 of the 3 beaches. So it made a pass all the way to the end of the street and then slowly passed the beaches. Usually, those beaches are filled with all kinds of diverse people as these beaches are sort of off the radar, but today it’s relatively people free. I’m pretty sure the Mayor has friends up this way, etc, so maybe she got word. Seriously, if this was her, is this what she is obsessed with? We are set to have all kinds of craziness this weekend and she’s obsessed with people trying to cool themselves off during a heat wave?

8/28/2020 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any new memes with the 500 mark behind brownie? The 300 one was hilarious.

8/28/2020 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

500 with 3 more months to go! 700 might be possible with schools closed, weekend rioting, and post election protests!

8/28/2020 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brownie: I am a fashion god.

8/28/2020 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kyle Rittenhouse Matters,Self Defense, American Hero.

8/28/2020 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is 600 murders doable in Murder City for 2020. With Groot's lack of leadership and the incompetence of the Dummy from Dallas and his staff of clowns 600 is certainly attainable. The city by the shore is looking more like Beirut by the Med.

Murder City's downtown area is now looking like downtown Fallujah. The Mag Mile is reminiscent of boarded up Detroit. Groot now owns all the destruction and mayhem in what was Chicago. Her initial failure and mishandling of the first city riot and its looting in late May leading to a series of riots, lootings and the sacking of the city. The Marxist from Massillon has brought this city to its knees.

8/28/2020 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

502 Murders IN SHITCAGO on 28th of August!!! Downtown Business District is gone..... Magnificent Mile has been massacred... Crime is INSANE... lil larri has crippled SHITCAGO in 15months in Office,... She’s been handed all her jobs in her career not because she was competent but because what she was..... Black Lesbian Lawyer

8/28/2020 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is not a comment on the homicides but on chicago cubs 1st basemen Anthony Rizzo. What a jeck he is and all the other sports "stars". About a month ago 3 chicago police officers were shot and none of these people called the officers and nobody burned and looted. Why didn't they stop playing sports 4 these officers citing civillian brutality?

8/28/2020 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! And we still have four full calendar months to go and one entire weekend left in August! What a bloodbath!

Has it made national news yet?

8/28/2020 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's like foot fungus, she'll never go away.

8/28/2020 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on blm if we all pull together we can make 800 before the end of the year.Maybe we just need more whites to drop off guns in west and south side neighborhoods as father faker allegedly says he has seen happening. Go Blue. And F U groot and Heidi Stevens and your snowflake articles.

8/28/2020 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sadly the criminals only have about a 16.8% shot to kill ratio. Leaving the Chicago P.D. Cops along with Chicago F. D. to clean up the trash. Then meanwhile You heroic first responders pay taxes and try to be good role models for your community and family ...... those lowlifes who get capped by other lowlifes get excellent medical care out of your taxes. Then they get more bullshit benefits from the state and federal government for their disability from their own misdeeds..... It is a great system for the lowlifes.... not for the taxpayers.

And no I am not currently a cop. I was at one time and I admire those still living the life.

I believe that most of the real Americans.... those who served our country and the others that are law abiding..... Support you and are appalled by lightfoot, foxx and (fill in the blanks) other phony politicians and the anarchists.

I hope you and all of your loved ones are safe and well now and always.

8/28/2020 12:23:00 PM  
Blogger JM said...

Michigan Avenue Protest (Er, 'Riot') Set For Saturday August 29 -- Avoid Downtown If You Aren't Already Doing So - CBS 2 Chicago

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2020/08/26/police-prepare-for-protests-on-magnificent-mile-this-coming-saturday/

8/28/2020 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This must be the liberal democRAT shitcago values that the corrupt lying media keeps telling us civilized people about.

8/28/2020 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But, by official CPD homicide figures, the city is STILL behind Philadelphia in murder rate in the cities of 1-million plus population category.

Yeah, I know Chicago has 70% more people, so you'll win the total homicide count for what -- the 10th straight year?

But still -- Lightfoot and Foxx are going to allow all this chaos and still not win the rate title? Are they just going to allow Mayor Kenney and DA Krasner to chalk up another title for the City of Brotherly Murder?

8/28/2020 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

500 less hoodlums to worry about.

8/28/2020 01:31:00 PM  
Blogger jc99ta said...

What would it take for CPD to begin non-enforcement of the illegal orders and mandates of Lightfoot and Pritzker?


When is enough, enough? Are there any rumblings of this currently? I'd hope so given how the police have been treated.

8/28/2020 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if the Democrats get the White House you can expect that number to rise even more exponentially, think about it even President Trump the greatest president we have ever had said last night all the cities with democratic leaders are full of corruption and rioting what does that tell you?

8/28/2020 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Resign and take the command staff with you.

8/28/2020 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

600 red lights cameras around Chicago.
1,000 chicago police cameras with the blue lights .

500 + murders in chicago. Dozens of kids killed.
And not a single photo or video.

1 night of looting on the magnificent mile ,
100 thousand photos and now yall want our help.
Make it make sense Lori Lightfoot

8/28/2020 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a happy video to start your weekend!

https://www.twitter.com/SpiceEssential/status/1299016632405307392

Enjoy :)

8/28/2020 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Hooray!!!! We did it!!! We're good at something!!! We're No.1!!!
Top of da heap!!!


Maybe this will bring the tourists back.

8/28/2020 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations. I think...

Not a LEO
Not Chicago

8/28/2020 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC: What is this I am hearing about tom dart stepping down/retiring when he comes up on 18 months left with prickwinkle appointing jerry joyce as sheriff, so no election.
Something about cutting a deal with cook county so that he didn't run against kim foxx.

8/28/2020 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

010th district on deck for a big number weekend.the fish eye don’t lie!

8/28/2020 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I ponder..... Why was the identity of the teen Kenosha “vigilante” eagerly revealed by the press and the prosecutors while almost every other case of teen violence is shrouded in complete anonymity? I know the answer and quite sure you do too.

8/28/2020 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brothers in Chicago, what are the medical costs incurred by the city with so many po folk shot and do not have private health insurance? It must be enormous and not for public consumption. From a Brother formerly of NY Chitty.

8/28/2020 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets go for 600?

8/28/2020 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think Brown meant 300 x 2

8/28/2020 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

502 according to Hey Jackass.

8/28/2020 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you hear that BLM? (crickets)

8/28/2020 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One can only guess the equivalent number before advances in trauma care. Maybe 1,500 ? Advanced trauma care is why recent year's totals cannot be compared to historical figures. It's not a fair comparison.

8/28/2020 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

at the rate the Black Lives Matter crowd is going they might make 700 this year.

8/28/2020 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take all the Gold Stars with you!!! Congrats Groot...you are now officially the "Murderous Queen" of Chicago. You will Always will still be known as AKA..Groot, Bug eyes, frog face, beetlejuice, etc.

8/28/2020 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please keep retired lieutenant Jim Carroll in your prayers. Stay strong brother!

8/28/2020 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow.

8/28/2020 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get rid of Brown? Christ I miss Rahm, and fear what comes after Lori.


Careful what you wish for...

8/28/2020 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My number is 808 by 1Jan2021

8/28/2020 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good to see Austin surging. First to 50 on Heyjackass and real close on total shot. Tough to tame the Tigers.

8/28/2020 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: with all the BS we have had to put up with this summer, riots, BLM, Antifa, people throwing stuff at us calling us racists regardless of our race, the mayor treating us like shit and telling people to complain on us, and then there's the cook county public defenders, I mean States attorneys office letting criminals go what does the Dept do? We have to sit through eLearning about implicit bias. It basically says we are all racists. Who's bright idea was this? And the "annonomous survey" asked for enough info to identify you. Make sure you give bad info.

8/28/2020 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ms. Obama is devastated by the shootings in Kenosha. Did she comment about the children killed in Chiraq?

8/28/2020 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coppers other than your loyalty to your brother & sister officers there should be a pandemic of the Blue Flue

8/28/2020 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many under his watch?

8/28/2020 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Easy money tonight, overtime for watching movies. Any word on our retro?

8/28/2020 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brownie was the name of the guy in charge of FEMA when Hurricane Katrina hit. That name must be jinxed.

8/28/2020 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As I said before ... if I were Texas Brown I would pack up my shit and leave in the middle of the night without telling anyone. Fuck this job and fuck Groot.

8/28/2020 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this number really bother any decent, tax paying workers in Chicago? I don't care if they hit 2000… we ain't gonna run out of welfare recipients.

8/28/2020 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Our little toad napoleon is in over her head, please send her packing along with that lousy shite, Rosas-Ramiriz. There are many more, but these are the 2 I'm thinking of at this moment.

8/28/2020 07:37:00 AM

My neighbors would be thrilled. They BOTH need to go.

8/28/2020 10:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
One can only guess the equivalent number before advances in trauma care. Maybe 1,500 ? Advanced trauma care is why recent year's totals cannot be compared to historical figures. It's not a fair comparison.

8/28/2020 05:50:00 PM

It is the excellent hospitals and medical personnel, but don’t forget cell phones. No one has to run two blocks to a pay phone like they used to so that help could be summoned. Immediate CFD care and transport to a hospital equals survival for many who would have died as recently as the 1990’s.

8/28/2020 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
This is not a comment on the homicides but on chicago cubs 1st basemen Anthony Rizzo. What a jeck he is and all the other sports "stars". About a month ago 3 chicago police officers were shot and none of these people called the officers and nobody burned and looted. Why didn't they stop playing sports 4 these officers citing civillian brutality?

********************************************

EXACTLY RIGHT !!!

Everyone of the “pro” sports leagues is cow-towering to blm, a terrorist organization who supports Defunding the Police. But still there are coppers giving these teams their hard-earned money. They don’t get it or don’t want to believe that their sport or their team is not involved.
They all need to WAKE UP and we all need to UNITE against any and all organizations supporting the defunding of OUR profession !!!!

8/28/2020 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Lets go for 600?

8/28/2020 03:50:00 PM


600 is a given. 700 well within reach, and if the weather is mild in September and November, we’ll get there.

8/28/2020 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Grabowski said...

I wonder where Groot will show up this weekend.
It sure won't be here.

8/29/2020 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Over 500 murdered and that is with an over 5 month lockdown.Imagine if it were a normal year without a SCAMDEMIC.I will bet any of you gamblers out there a C Note that there will be over 2000 new COVID Cases tomorrow.They have these numbers at the same increasing levels everyday.The Governor,s people had to account for the lack of people in hospitals by stating that the symptoms are now not as severe.They just make shit up as they go along each day.Prepare for restaurants to be shutdown in the next few days.

8/29/2020 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1145 am. I agree. Anthony, you ended your days of glory.

Any and all sports players, actors, ect, who choose to comment, your an idiot. Just STFU

What plays out on the streets of hell does not compare to chasing balls, so grow a set and learn the rules of decency. Ever hear the old saying, you have the right to remain silent?

Smart would be to know when to use it!

8/29/2020 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally a good news story. The more the better.

8/29/2020 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would love to know how many folks have been killed since our Patron Saint George of MSP died f a drug overdose.......

8/29/2020 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
As I said before ... if I were Texas Brown I would pack up my shit and leave in the middle of the night without telling anyone. Fuck this job and fuck Groot.

8/28/2020 09:43:00 PM

Why would an incompetent guy leave a secure job. The Mayor is not going to fire him, after making such a big deal out of hiring him. This guy would not be able to get a job in the public or private sector after his debacle in Chicago.

8/29/2020 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
We may hit a 1000 at this rate!

8/28/2020 07:08:00 AM

There are plenty more, where they came from!!!

8/29/2020 07:42:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Has anyone here blamed President The Donald yet?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/29/2020 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie wants in on a 50/50 ghoul pool for total shitheads killed by total shitheads. Half the money to the winner and half the money to the police charity.. Could be a real jackpot to help pay for Christmas bills.. What say you Moondawgy , You in ? Remembering my first two years on the job we had 1000 shitheads murdered TWO YEARS IN A ROW,Circa 1973 & 1974 so keep that in mind while picking your over /under choice too. Can we break the records that have stood for almost 50 years ? Id bet on it.. What say you GROOT, remember ? you were only a little TROLL THEN !

8/29/2020 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon, let's be realistic, shootings will never stop in Chicago!!!!

8/29/2020 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody cares........face it......nobody cares that the CHILDREN
are being mowed down on the streets, in their homes, in cars with parents.....
NOBODY CARES......
But let a BLACK PIECE OF SHIT CRIMINAL get shot by an officer
and all hell breaks loose.....
He was beating on the baby momma.....SHE called the police.....HE had a warrant...
HE refused to comply with simple instructions......HE was tasered.....HE kept
walking with “something” in his hand.....HE continued to resist, opening and
attempting to get something from the car......where his children were......
HE was the danger......so......let him go? Let him slit his kids throats?
Let him stab the officer?
What would the DV social workers have done??
But worry not......he has a SJW Go-Fund-Me account......over $750 K for him
Un-fucking-believable.......

8/29/2020 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHo cares he treading water.
What HERO do you think would take his place
Barb WEST?
Lets get that wall around downtown and englewood already!
Shut the RED LINE DOWN.

8/29/2020 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“OFF TOPIC: What is this I am hearing about tom dart stepping down/retiring when he comes up on 18 months left with prickwinkle appointing jerry joyce as sheriff, so no election...” @ 8/28/2020 03:13:00 PM

– That writing was on the wall for some time because Dart is tired of Prickie’s resto-just us orders. He has no favors to cash in either, maybe CC retaining a friend or family at some hi-dollar outpost position. Dart quitting is likely sooner that 18 mos. because an incumbency is easier for election in 2022.
But Toes Prickwinkie won’t be appointing another o’white man to the position. No how no way, it’s a sisterhood thing, understand. Jugghead SpecialEd had a good chance but his Mr. Man antics screwed that shit up. CPD has other Prickwrinkle loyalists that are or about to be maxed out, gurlfriend will be the next Her-iff...a Historic first and complements the Cook Co HERarchy, leaving Treasurer and Assessor as targets for Change eventually.

8/29/2020 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Rizzo and the horse he rode in on another overpaid ball player who should stfu and stick to baseball

8/29/2020 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm donating to Kyle.

8/29/2020 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

inner city youfs need more target practice, the wounded vs killed is still too high, need to reverse those numbers quickly

8/29/2020 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the Homicide/ Agg. Batt clearance rate?

8/29/2020 11:50:00 PM  

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