Monday, August 17, 2020

New and Improved Pursuit Order

If you haven't checked your E-learning, you better soon. There's an entire new order on Pursuits and guess what it says?


They are going to fire (or jail) someone very shortly for violating this order. If you say anything about "following" a vehicle, it is now a Pursuit and all liability will fall on your shoulders.

Don't do it boys and girls.

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43 Comments:

Anonymous Sad but true said...

Yeah, it immediately starts out with you are fucked! I mean, you are a liability! No wait, you are liable for anything outside of thinking damn, that MoFo just violated state and local traffic violations and I can't do shit about it.
There was a line ot two about the Sgt being responsible... that ain't on the promotional notice

8/17/2020 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The officers involved in this latest
"fleeing the Police" fatal accident
are going to be burned alive for it.

8/17/2020 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just so I understand. If someone kidnaps the dwarf right in front of my very eyes and flees in a vehicle, I am not allowed to pursue the vehicle in order to save the mayor? Sweet! Will have to practice the Miss America wave as the vehicle disappears into the sunset. Of course a flash message will be sent as soon as air traffic clears. One Mississippi, two Mississippi,..........

Pursuits cost the City money and lives in not so rare occasions, sometimes even a copper’s life. It ain’t worth it anymore.

8/17/2020 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No more “I’m following squad.” That’s a pursuit now.

Fuck it all.

8/17/2020 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No wonder drive by shootings are at all time highs!! Thank you Groot!!

8/17/2020 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Don Quixote de La Mancha said...

Until the Order provides policy for stopping a vehicle where the driver refuses, the Order should read NO PURSUITS. Remember, you are a hero if the pursuit goes well, but a goat if it goes south.

8/17/2020 04:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PH1 up and scatter bundles of these on the entire south and west sides.

Now we are REALLY going to see something.

Dear God.

Next one will be "NO SHOOTING."

I have to find you a piece I saw on what happens when a PD really does get defunded and disbanded.

8/17/2020 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will still be fools chasing. They will deserve what they get.

8/17/2020 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

005 Tact superhero, know it all- loudmouth will still chase and wear his backward hat Yellin “f*n jag off sh*theads!” If your from the south side, you know exactly who I’m talking about.

8/17/2020 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Gran Torino said...

At first SC I thought you were joking? So...basically it's on with all types of drive by shootings. Gonna have to upgrade Chicago from Chiraq to Mogadishu.

8/17/2020 07:04:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

And Mayor BugEyes wonders why the criminals feel like they have free reign.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/17/2020 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know there’s no end to this. Soon you will be responsible for stopping cross traffic as they flee so they don’t hit anyone and if they do it’s your fault.

8/17/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't do anything except answer your calls and handle them according to directives. You can't be hurt for doing ONLY your job and not being independently proactive.

8/17/2020 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just so I understand the sequence of events -
A) I do something illegal, be it rolling a stop sign or hosing down a crowd with 9mm.
B) A CPD squad rolls up on me and hits the blues.
C) I just keep on trucking.
D) Command tells the officer to knock it off and go back to patrol.

Is that the way it works now?

Un-fucking-believable

8/17/2020 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fine. Who gives a shit anymore. They just keep making this job easier and easier.

8/17/2020 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reading is for nerds.
Conducting a roving surveillance from a reasonable distance won’t cut it?
Asking for a friend.

COPA has access to street pods and cams just in case there’s a need for a booth review.
You might win the arrest but you won’t be without penalty for G.O. infractions.
It’s all about your discipline action and not the feral’s relentless and tolerated criminal activities.

You Will Comply.

8/17/2020 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Foot pursuits should be ended as well. The fleeing offender or pursuing officer could foreseeably slip or fall resulting in personal injury and a bill to the city. Similarly, the fleeing offender or pursuing officer could physically collide with an innocent, uninvolved pedestrian causing emotional duress and/or physical injury. So the bottom line should be no pursuits under any circumstances.

8/17/2020 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only a dumb mfer would chase anybody on foot or in a car during this time.

8/17/2020 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need bright neon radiant yellow paint to write it on the wall for some of thes 2 year tac/sat/summer mobile wonders.

8/17/2020 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The order should read no pursuits unless there is some very serious reason to pursue. And Those very serious reasons would likely come up 2 or 3 times a year.

Getting some innocent person killed or injured so some adrenaline addict can get his fix is a bad idea.

8/17/2020 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just so I understand. If someone kidnaps the dwarf right in front of my very eyes and flees in a vehicle, I am not allowed to pursue the vehicle in order to save the mayor?
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Chances of a kidnap victim being injured or killed due to the pursuit is fairly high. Best bet for the safety of the victim and everyone else is no pursuit.

8/17/2020 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To this total outsider, it’s pretty clear that the aim is to legalize street crime, carjackings, etc. No I’m not joking.

If the criminal ya’all were formerly sent to find and arrest and their parents/cousins etc were put in charge of the city, what would they do differently?

8/17/2020 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't car chase, don't foot chase, don't stop anyone(racial profiling).Just answer the radio and go to your calls!!!!

8/17/2020 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“ Until the Order provides policy for stopping a vehicle where the driver refuses, the Order should read NO PURSUITS. Remember, you are a hero if the pursuit goes well, but a goat if it goes south.

8/17/2020 04:28:00 AM”

Very well said, I only have about 8 years on, all on the west side, never chased vehicles. Besides the legal liability, I don’t feel like getting killed in a crash. Too many of these guys keep chasing, and everything ends well. But it’s hard to get it through their heads, it only takes on time for it not to end well, and you’re toast.

8/17/2020 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pay attention 11th District

Let it fucking go

Give description/plate/direction of flight for officer safety followed by 19Paul then let it go.

8/17/2020 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

carjackings gonna go through the roof

8/17/2020 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone better fill in all the whip smart youngsters in my District of this! They can’t help themselves. “Following vehicles” nightly.

8/17/2020 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've said it a thousand times: Never, Ever get involved in a vehicle or foot pursuit. Let Ole Boy go on his merry way. Stay Safe, Stay Fetal. Oh, I almost forgot, Fuck You Groot!

8/17/2020 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you insist on chasing, you might as well start shooting out the window at them. It’s not gonna hurt you any worse when they’re through with you. Make sure you have your family and assets in order if you insist on chasing because you’ll become a POW of grootus and the filthy liberal politicians of chicongo. You’ll most certainly have a future in a prison cell far away from family.

8/17/2020 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep those damn blue lights and siren off unless responding to a 10-1. You’re still liable if you kill somebody because you sped or ran a red light. Take your time and safely get to your calls. Getting killed, crippled up or doing it to others just ain’t worth it. The odds are stacked against you to begin with. Make sure you go home safely at the end of your watch.

8/17/2020 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the clowns in 003 did it every night for traffic. Now they’re on the sweeper squad and sgt RJ still tells them the department has your back lol. The first one to get jailed will be from 011 or 716-4171 team guarantee

8/17/2020 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dispatch : Why you chasing squad?



Unit : Um... Um... Stand by...


8/17/2020 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Keep those damn blue lights and siren off unless responding to a 10-1. You’re still liable if you kill somebody because you sped or ran a red light. Take your time and safely get to your calls. Getting killed, crippled up or doing it to others just ain’t worth it. The odds are stacked against you to begin with. Make sure you go home safely at the end of your watch.

8/17/2020 05:28:00 PM

Tell that to the whole retarded midnight watch in 004, they fly to everything with lights on. It’s like they all are 15 and first week on the street

8/17/2020 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chances of a kidnap victim being injured or killed due to the pursuit is fairly high. Best bet for the safety of the victim and everyone else is no pursuit.


hes talking about the Mayor being a kidnap victim

8/17/2020 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the way the denizens of the deep keep killing each other you are only prolonging their agony by arresting them. you are also moving the liability from dude inc to taxpayers inc. sit back, do some stretches and be a good sgt schultz and survive the war without going to the copa death camps. they have to run out of play cousins to kill eventually, right ? on my jobs, they were always giving me more work to do. on your job, they are ORDERING you to do nothing, under pain of separation and or prison. i really dont see a problem for the officers to just follow the current dictators orders. and as an unintended consequence, boot hill will fill up quickly after the democrats hand over the keys to the city to the warring gangs. last man standing should be you, it should be your only concern. when the smoke clears, order a wash down, do the all important report, and its miller time. i read the memo, what i saw is you are now u.n. observers in a destabilized third world banana republic. just observe, report and dont interfere with the indiginous tribes. wouldnt have to tell me twice. godspeed forward observers, we await your report.

8/17/2020 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man. I miss the days of our old Caprices roaring down Archer at 2am with the strobes on. No seat belts. My partner smoking a cigar egging me on to keep it floored. You young guys got it rough. Stay smart. Stay safe

8/18/2020 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What fuck'n part don't you understand...DON'T CHASE!!!!!

8/18/2020 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question for Out of Town Brown: What is Pursuit Policy of Dallas PD? Does ANY PD in US have a Pursuit Policy as restrictive as CPD?

8/19/2020 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need a Decision Matrix:
CPD Vehicle v. Vehicle NO ( per SCC photoshop)
CPD Vehicle v. Member of the Communerty on Foot: ??
CPD Horse ( Mounted) v Member of the Communerty on Foot??
CPD on Foot v Member of the Communerty on Foot???
CPD Boat v Member of the Communerty Swimming?
( This is a serious question since Looters may try to swim River if bridges are raised like they were last week.)
CPD Boar v Boat?
( Again a serious question. See above scenario)

8/19/2020 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about a vehicle chase of an Elevated Train? Like in the French Connection where Popeye Doyle ( Gene Hackman) chases the French guy?

8/19/2020 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Man. I miss the days of our old Caprices roaring down Archer at 2am with the strobes on. No seat belts. My partner smoking a cigar egging me on to keep it floored. You young guys got it rough. Stay smart. Stay safe

8/18/2020 05:57:00 PM


No seat belts?

"Tonight... We die like MEN!"

>Sirens... SCEEEECH! KA-CRASHY!
Involuntary Dismount From Yonder Caprice<

The benefit of getting old is wondering HOW
on God's green Earth you survived being young.

And being grateful for it...

8/19/2020 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"What about a vehicle chase of an Elevated Train?
Like in the French Connection where Popeye Doyle
( Gene Hackman) chases the French guy?"

8/19/2020 12:52:00 AM

Nope!

- Running Scared - (1986)

Starring:
Billy Crystal
and
Gregory Hines

Setting:
Chicago

Premise:
Cop buddy movie.

The movie depicted an unmarked Box Chevy
UP on the Loop Elevated chasing a certain
mistuh bad-guy who was riding a train.

We still have fond memories of:

Pea soup green Box Chevy with one white wall tire,
four mismatched hubcaps for $5.00 from Maxwell St.,
no plates, M/X card done up like a bullshit temp. plate,
clear plastic taped around the back window to mimic
a bust-out and a "For Sale" sign on the dash.

"Para Vende! Cheap! 765-1313"
(Phone # deliberately written tiny a/f
to keep a sharpie from catching on too
soon and spoiling the surprise)

>Snicker!<

If only the story can be told about how many
idjits walked up peeling bills from a wad and
working their mouthpiece about needing a "trap"
car to run their street pharmaceuticals with.

"Oh shit... Y'all ain't The Police is y'all?"

"Mmmm-Hmmm... Don't run and don't you holler
cuz you are proper fucked, son..."

>Cuffs being snugged<

"Weep."

But that was a time when The Police were actually
expected to hunt for/disrupt/fuck-up BEE-AY-DEE m/fers
and keep them from spreading their misery to innocent,
upright, law abiding citizens.

Unlike nowadays...

"Make the Police stop using dirty tricks
and "unfair" tactics against the community!"



8/19/2020 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no way the mayor would be kidnapped.

1. No one wants her back.

2. Her security team would wail upon the kidnappers with their umbrellas.

10/08/2020 07:15:00 AM  

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