Tuesday, September 01, 2020

Hey Eric?

Did you forget something?
  • “I’ll take ‘missing equipment’ for $1,000 Alex.”

    “Ok the question is, ‘While on the scene of the mass shooting what vital piece of equipment did the First Deputy forget to bring?”

    Que the jeopardy music. “What is his handgun Alex?” “Yes. That’s correct.”

    Cmon. And no one is going to mention that the First Deputy showed up in full uniform, awards and all, walking around the scene with an empty holster? But he didn’t forget his awards.
No one could lend him a drop piece? Oh wait.....

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92 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No loss. He wouldn’t have done shit with his gun any who*

9/01/2020 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric doesn't need a gun,
after seeing the awards a
bad guy would immediately surrender.

9/01/2020 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks ridiculous with all that nonsense. Obviously compensating for a lack of something ....... leadership. Razzle and Dazzle them with the fruit salad on your chest.

9/01/2020 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First Deputy
No gun, no brains, no balls.
Clout on display.
Ice that fish down boys, there's a fry on tonight at Pfleger's.

9/01/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous The 1 you like to stare at while I walk away said...

LMAO I saw him in the latest streaming video OMG overcompensating for something sir ROTFLMAO fuckin hilarious thank you sir!

9/01/2020 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ok the question is, ‘While on the scene of the mass shooting what vital piece of equipment did the First Deputy forget to bring?"

Still gets a participation award, eh?

9/01/2020 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"empty holster"

Old-time copper term for a useless officer.

I don't know the man, so I can't say, but I'll bet somebody out here can fill us in.


rb

9/01/2020 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was probably left on the TP roll holder after he dropped a little Lori in the porcelain throne.

9/01/2020 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he lost it while in the can or left it at the girlfriends house. He’s special so nobody will hold him accountable. With the threats going around, your gun should be holstered before your shoes go on. A violation like this ought to cost him a week suspension and a letter in his file.

9/01/2020 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s leading by example, “What do we want? Disarm the police. When do we want it? Now!

9/01/2020 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that guy makes a North Korean Army General look like a pee wee with all the dog shit on his uniform.

9/01/2020 03:16:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

and get rid of all those bright white shirt lined up in formation when your fearless leader speaks as well. the sight of it hurts my eyes. some day will they break pot into a can-can?

9/01/2020 03:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh I forgot to say
YOU BIG DUMMY

9/01/2020 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talking about drop pieces, where's Escamerit?

9/01/2020 04:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just one more in a long line of empty holsters.

9/01/2020 04:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



LMAO But Not Funny

This is the BS CLOUTED LEADERSHIP ON CPD

9/01/2020 04:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don’t need a gun if your just acting like a police

9/01/2020 04:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It has to be truly uncomfortable to wear that rack on a daily basis. My ribbon rack is 3/4 sizes of his and I only wear it on my blouse. It’s just too big.

9/01/2020 04:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The empty holster goes with his empty head.

9/01/2020 05:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember what happened to him at Gun Court back when he was a PO?

There are still some old timers around who remember that....

9/01/2020 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love this!!!! Especially since Carter thinks he is the smartest guy in the room. This guy is going to have a VERY HARD fall.

9/01/2020 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon SCC,

That is a super shield and will automatically deflect anything that comes near it.

Soon we will all be wearing them as part of our uniforms 😁

9/01/2020 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In my entire 31 year career, I never once forgot to bring my gun to work nor did I leave the station without it. I don't even know anyone that did. This goof should be busted down to managing the distribution of papeclips and pencils.

9/01/2020 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, so I'm retired as of last year. And now I see this one goofball boss with awards the size of a sheet of paper. It looks terrible. Nobody cares what you did to get those awards. Believe me, I know many of them are given to everyone. It just looks fake and not professional

9/01/2020 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously all the awards are worn to compensate for his shortcomings...

9/01/2020 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dumb Ass.

9/01/2020 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t understand cops who forget their guns. I’ve seen it multiple times. I doubt those types ever train with their firearms either. To them it’s a prop or a paper weight.

9/01/2020 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His service pistol is being used as a paper weight in his office.







9/01/2020 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

clown show

9/01/2020 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh, did have a driver? Did his driver miss it too?

9/01/2020 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he can use his ribbons as Chinese throwing stars? Wait until Thursday night for the order to cancel days off for the holiday weekend. Word is another large group of approximately 35 individuals plan on marching.

9/01/2020 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
“I’ll take ‘missing equipment’ for $1,000 Alex.” “Ok the question is, ‘While on the scene of the mass shooting what vital piece of equipment did the First Deputy forget to bring?” Que the jeopardy music. “What is his handgun Alex?” “Yes. That’s correct.”
Cmon. And no one is going to mention that the First Deputy showed up in full uniform, awards and all, walking around the scene with an empty holster? But he didn’t forget his awards.

He must have seen the no gun zone sticker posted on the fence and obliged...

9/01/2020 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got so many awards cause of clout. Awards are never rejected in a unit cause everyone got there cause of clout

9/01/2020 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I’m correct the uniform order calls for awards not to be worn on a shirt. They are for reefers, blouses ,etc... Why do these bosses feel the need...?

9/01/2020 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We all know, paper jumping got him those ridiculous awards. Its embarrassing how it is displayed. LEO (Rick Flair) has nothing on him lol. Btw, for all u 2 year wonders, why violate civil rights for recognition when u can go to the uniform shop and get stalins award pieces without the stupidity.

9/01/2020 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was his shirt unbuttoned to show off his body jewelry?




rb

9/01/2020 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In fairness, he was surrounded by men and women with guns.

9/01/2020 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like he wears the Momar Ghdaffi starter set. ♠️

9/01/2020 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember when Capt.Glombicki punked him out when he was Commander in 004. Steve got in his face and called him a pu##y in the parking lot. Carter put his head down got in his car and drove off. He didn't have as many awards back then.

9/01/2020 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First Deputy
No gun, no brains, no balls.
Clout on display.
Ice that fish down boys, there's a fry on tonight at Pfleger's.


Speaking of Phaky , been awful quiet lately ....
Somebody go stick a mic in his phace and axe him bout the violence

9/01/2020 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Idi Amin impersonation. I'm impressed that it doesn't appear that some suckass exempt didnt run up to him to inform him that he had sailboat fuel in his holster, instead of his weapon. At least we got a good laugh out of it and the next time one of these anointed assholes drive up to us and bitch about us leaning or sitting advise them that at least you didn't leave your weapon sitting on some toilet tank or nightstand someplace. you can't make this shit up.

9/01/2020 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s such a bad ass that he doesn’t need a gun. What a stroke !

9/01/2020 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true that he wears all those medals on his PJs? Or he may be planning for his future job, doorman at the Drake. Or possibly an Admiral in the Argentine Navy.

9/01/2020 08:43:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

He reminded me of that teenager who worked in 003 with an empty holster and his sweater pulled over it.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/01/2020 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a listing of those "Awards" as presented on his chest.

Signed: 'Curious'

9/01/2020 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in 27 years never once did I forget to leave the house without at least 1 gun. I may have forgotten my wallet, money clip or such, but never my gun. That award bar he stole from the legendary Captain(ret) Lucy Martinez, should be let at home on the blouse.

CPD is led by only the Dumbest of Test takers/cheaters.

9/01/2020 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Does anyone remember what happened to him at Gun Court back when he was a PO?

There are still some old timers around who remember that....

9/01/2020 06:18:00 AM

...finish the story, don’t leave us hanging!

9/01/2020 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ve forgotten it in my locker when switching from pancake to duty, but at least figured that out before I left the parking lot.

9/01/2020 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Takes two seconds to put your gun in your holster. How long you do you think it takes to put all those awards on? I’ll bet any money he has about 5 sets of those awards, ready at the helm on 5 shirts.

9/01/2020 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
In my entire 31 year career, I never once forgot to bring my gun to work nor did I leave the station without it. I don't even know anyone that did. This goof should be busted down to managing the distribution of papeclips and pencils.

9/01/2020 06:40:00 AM

I know lots of guys who went to roll call w/o a gun. Some got in the car w/o one. Most were left on top of their lockers.

9/01/2020 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With the availability of IPhones everywhere :
Cmon man.....let’s see the photos!
Surely ONE of you out there has it!
Give it up!
Send it to Lori......send it to IAD......
Send it to SCC........

9/01/2020 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No biggie, Eric was never the police. A yes man! Would make a better public defender. Just ask anyone that seen him in action at the United Center during the nba all star game.

9/01/2020 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Said it before and will say it again, CPD is run by a bunch of fuck'n idiot's!!!!!

9/01/2020 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently, the rest of the department did not get the memo. Weapons being carried by exempt is optional.

9/01/2020 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loser...

9/01/2020 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have GUN Will Travel

9/01/2020 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like another award is coming his way.

The new, Respecting the “Community” award.
For disarming yourself whenever conducting business in the “community”
If he also cleans one “community” street he will get the coveted bronze
broom cluster device.

9/01/2020 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 1st Deputy:Don’t for get to remove your Wisconsin Expeditionary Force ribbon since you were only there in “fantasy mode” and don’t deserve that self laudatory award, asshat!

Retired .38 spl. +P

9/01/2020 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only the dumbest and dimmest for our command

9/01/2020 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone say Barney Fife and the stooges that are following him are Gomer, Otis, Goober what a department we have, oh I forgot can someone give him a bullet when he get his gun. This should never happen again we need to "nip nip nip in the bud"

9/01/2020 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Grabowski said...

Caption from a picture of Snoopy I once saw:

"If you can't dazzle them with Brilliance ...
Baffle them with Bullshit".

Most appropriate.

9/01/2020 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Talking about drop pieces, where's Escamerit?

9/01/2020 04:03:00 AM

He's been mostly hanging out in 010 at least once a week. No doubt sucking up to top LAPA bosses and trying to bang CAPS staff. Nice how this department is pushing to fire anyone stripped, regardless of past precedent, and yet they won't hit the merit bitch boy Anthony with a rule 14. If you get brought down to COPA for an interview regarding a complaint, just tell them you were doing a test study and took mental notes.

9/01/2020 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its always about the ribbons, the awards, the me not you, and just looking pretty. Police work not so much.

9/01/2020 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

In my entire 31 year career, I never once forgot to bring my gun to work nor did I leave the station without it. I don't even know anyone that did. This goof should be busted down to managing the distribution of papeclips and pencils.

9/01/2020 06:40:00 AM

In my three decades I have seen it happen a few times. Another officer would loan a gun for roll call then the officer would go home for a "uniform adjustment."

9/01/2020 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Eric doesn't need a gun,
after seeing the awards a
bad guy would immediately surrender.

9/01/2020 12:16:00 AM

Come on man, give me a break! That award is on the second row from top, second from left. Don't you known your useless award's yet.

9/01/2020 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guns should be socially distant until needed, during these challenging times, but face masks are mandatory.

Been there done that. Since then kept a spare hidden in the locker, but is was easier just to put the car keys attached to the holster.

SpecialEd Skool of more questions than answers...
Was this the Indiana casino guy?
Checked under the front seat or glove box?
Lost & Found Case on file?
Maybe a $100 Church Turn’t-in or was the pawn ticket lost?

Is COPA gonna put a case on him?

9/01/2020 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone please run his personnel file and verify his awards!?

9/01/2020 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he is just plain fuckin stupid. and he is and always has been a racist hater, I know because I was in 007 when he arrived from the academy. its an insult to the men and women of this department that he has any authority over them.

9/01/2020 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man with no teeth on the corner say "He got him a RUBBER gun! Thas all that ol thang is! Thas a RUBBER gun! Yes, yes it is.

"He a MENACE!"

*

9/01/2020 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
It has to be truly uncomfortable to wear that rack on a daily basis. My ribbon rack is 3/4 sizes of his and I only wear it on my blouse. It’s just too big.

9/01/2020 04:58:00 AM


I hear Don Jerome’s ribbon rack is so big, he uses it as a car hood on a 70’s muscle car.

9/01/2020 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uniform violation??

9/01/2020 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must have been from a lack of sleep with all the 12 hour days? Or just dumb? How many days without a fair contract?

9/01/2020 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he got stripped?

9/01/2020 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So...What about Leo Schmitz? He needed a sash across his chest for his awards.
Oh yeah, there’s a difference.

9/01/2020 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t normally forget my gun at home, but when I do, I just add a few extra ribbons to my heavily starched uniform shirt.

9/01/2020 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That never happened with Glombicki. That is funny though. It was the opposite. He ran to Mike Shields and he got punked to. I’m no Carter fan but I do know he is the police. And all of you talking shit, lets see you say that to his face. He carries 3 guns. If you ever worked with him you would know that. That’s the only current exempt that I would go into a fight with.

9/01/2020 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a hand j

9/01/2020 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a big difference 05:29 PM,
Leo never forgot to bring his gun to work!
Dumb Dumb...

9/01/2020 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
So...What about Leo Schmitz? He needed a sash across his chest for his awards.
Oh yeah, there’s a difference.

9/01/2020 05:29:00 PM

Anyone putting all the goofy stuff on there is just looking for attention...no matter what color they are, simply goofy. That said, if you have a few that meaning to you,wear those. I have 2 that I’m proud to have.

9/01/2020 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should divorce the wife and date that PO who refused to load bullets in her gun.

9/01/2020 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ooh does anyone have a picture of said incident.. that would be awesome if someone did!

9/01/2020 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alm of his awards are BS - nothing heroic, look them up.

9/01/2020 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He left it in the drawer with his white T-shirts

9/01/2020 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not a cop, but I sure as hell don't forget my gun.

Too much time and money spent for the "privilege".

9/01/2020 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I recall the days when the only award ribbons were for heroism and one for outstanding achievement. Then around 1980 they came out with a ribbon for department commendations and one ( red) for unit achievement. I always thought the city could do better and follow the example of NYC. But, what is happening now is just a plain old dumb embarrassment. Looking at Eric Carter and a few others is the cause of a good laugh as these merit clowns really think that they are hot shit. They like to strut around letting people think that they are a hero and have been doing outstanding police work. It is time to scale these award ribbons down. I have seen officers with only a few ribbons until they get that gold star and all of a sudden the ribbons multiple like rabbits.

9/02/2020 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know lots of guys who went to roll call w/o a gun. Some got in the car w/o one. Most were left on top of their lockers.

9/01/2020 09:56:00 AM

I left mine in the gun locker at 006 when leaving the station and did not realize it for a few hours. Yes, it can happen

9/02/2020 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I recall for former ( fired) chief of police at Northern Illinois University. He had almost as many ribbons as Carter. I could never figure out what a college police chief in a sleepy town could do for so many awards. Yes, it looks ridiculous unless you are Auddie Murphy

9/02/2020 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOT carrying/wearing your weapon solves ( or precludes) several problems! You can NEVER have a Negligent Discharge, possibly yourself, fellow CPD, or a Member of the Communerty! You NEVER have to worry about weapon retention/ counter disarm in a hand to hand situation with a Member of the Communerty. And, it saves time since no disassembly/ cleaning/ lubrication is required! Genius!

9/03/2020 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The former Chief of Police in Madison, Wisconsin, Richard Williams, nice left his Glock in his home’s oven— with predictable results!

9/03/2020 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was there. I saw him. No gun. 21 ribbons on his shirt. His work shirt by the way, as opposed to his dress blouse. For years we heard about empty holsters on this job. Now we have living proof and we know what they look like. Empty holsters look like Eric Carter.

9/03/2020 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huge difference. Don Jerome earned his ribbons.

9/04/2020 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Huge difference. Don Jerome earned his ribbons.

9/04/2020 08:35:00 AM

Hilarious LOL

9/04/2020 08:31:00 PM  

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